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DBD 12.17.09 Final Exam Experiences

In homage to the most exhausting week of the year for college students, the Daily Cal talks about the fundamentals of Final Exam week, and nothing's more fundamental to a 21st century student than picking up the slack of three months of procrastination, as Stephanie Lee describes it:

Cramming

It's 6 a.m., the sun is rising and pages of dates and names swarm before my eyes. With three hours to go before my history exam, I'm immersed in an all-too-familiar activity: cramming.

Every time school starts up again, I swear to myself that this semester will be the one in which I attend (and stay awake during) every lecture. The one in which I show up to office hours. The one in which I don't just finish all my reading assignments when they're supposed to be finished, but-wait for it-the day before.

It turns out, however, that being a diligent student is much less fun than doing, like, non-school-related things. So when faced with a deadline, no matter how much time I'm given beforehand, I inevitably find myself paging through books I haven't read and memorizing factoids up until the very last second.

Though cramming may be exhausting and draining, it's also vaguely exhilarating in that giddy, haven't-slept-since-last-week kind of way. Powering through an all-nighter has to rank up there among the memorable, iconic rituals of college life. And it's not entirely without its payoffs-sunrises, after all, can be pretty darn beautiful.

-Stephanie M. Lee

What were your most intriguing/horrifying/exasperating/painful/depressing final exam experiences at Cal?

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 4:49 AM PST reply actions  

I showed up two days early for a final because I misread the exam schedule and showed up for the wrong section of that class. That was exciting.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 6:33 AM PST reply actions  

Better htan 2 days late!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

A friend of mine actually did that. He had the wrong date for a final and found out about it when his friends in the class started posting about it on facebook. I think he ended up re-taking the class

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Dec 17, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Friend of mine thought it was in the afternoon, when it was in the morning. He was able to track down the GSI and retake it.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my roommate in my Freshman year (he was a Junior) was retaking an English class because the previous semester he overslept and missed his final.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my roommates didn’t feel like he had studied enough for a final, so he didn’t show up, told the professor he had overslept, and got to retake it a week later.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone I knew overslept for a BA 10 midterm (Robinson course); he then ran to the Tang Centre, told them he has a bad stomach and has been throwing up since he at the Asian Ghetto last night. Obviously, the doctors there diagnosed him with food poisoning and he got a doctors note, so he could retake the test.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  


Driving on I-880 often makes me wonder if I’m going to lose an axel and lose 3 days.

Bay Area roads 2nd worst in nation…guess who’s #1? LA.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 6:36 AM PST reply actions  

The I-80 on the way to Tahoe is in pretty horrible shape due to chain-usage.

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

good point. They did repave 80 between Fairfield and Dixon, although that was of course a non-chain/snow area.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Post-Applegate exit on 80 during winter last year

I went up twice—twice!!—when CalTrans had taken away a full lane of Eastbound traffic for a good 25 miles. I have no problem w/ this if CalTrans is actually out there fixing shit. But they had a like a 5-man crew working on one 20-foot section of the freeway. 25 miles for 20 feet? Twice? Gimme a break

by calbeers05753 on Dec 17, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I was unemployed 3 years ago, and had a season pass to Northstar and my parents live in the Sacramento area. I drove I-80 4 times a week two ways to go snowboarding for 10 weeks straight pretty much.

Road sucked.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

General Question

Outside of California (which doesnt have great conditions), where have people found the best skiing and snowboarding? Steamboat Springs, Whistler, Jackson Hole, Utah, the Alps… Donde?

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Hokkaido, Japan for deep deep deep powder (which as a snowboarder, i did not enjoy)

Utah for domestic powder and great views

Nagano, Japan for what I like (lots of blue wide runs and packed powder)

Whistler’s just HUGE, but the snow? eh.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet, Hokkaido, here I comes!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Just curious

Where else have you boarded?

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Colorado, Utah, Tahoe, Southern California, Vancouver, Japan, and the sucky sucky sucky sucky resort outside of Beijing.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Colorado

1. Aspen if you’re pretty good, Vail if you’re looking to cruise around and have fun.
2. Utah is supposed to be great: good snow, and the resorts are all relatively close to each other. To borrow from Longshanks in Braveheart, the only problem with Utah is that it’s full of Utes
2. Jackson is a really challenging mountain, but pretty fun. The only problem w/ Jackson is there’s only one mountain, so if you go for 7 days or so you may tire (unlike Vail, which is the biggest freaking resort ever; or aspen, which has 4 mountains; or utah, which has like 10 w/in 2 hours of each other)
3. Whistler is big and moderately priced (Thanks, Canada). However, the weather there is pretty shitty—it’s ridiculously close to the pacific ocean and in an area which is technically a rain forest, so it’s always either snowing (heavy, wet, hard-to-ski-through snow) or there these gy-normous fog clouds sit in the middle of the mountain and take away all visibility

by calbeers05753 on Dec 17, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Just Curious

Where else have you boarded?

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Where else have you boarded????

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Not very many places (Tahoe & Big Bear), hence the incessant questioning, I yearn for knowledge.

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Colorado

1. Aspen if you’re pretty good insanely rich, Vail if you’re looking to cruise around and have fun criminally insanely rich.

fixed.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You can probably make that statement about nearly every resort town

by calbeers05753 on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Banff. you’re welcome.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth or cougar: Jahvid Best will not return to Cal for his senior season.

(I’m going with cougar unless he’s OK with being a 2nd rounder or worse)

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 6:38 AM PST reply actions  

Double negatives are so confusing!

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth. He might not make all that much, but his contract will be shorter and he’ll be able to renegotiate quicker if he does well. If anything, getting injured should only make him that much more aware that he has a limited number of carries in him as a player.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

what about cougar: Best is a class act all the way around, and if anyone cares about staying in school to get his degree it would be him – particularly due to his history with freak injuries.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s any evidence that he’s any more inclined than any other guy we’ve thought of as a good guy to want to stick around to finish his degree. It’s a nice thought, but I’m not sure it’s grounded in reality. And if the degree is that important to him, he can just finish it off during the summer. Lots of guys do that in the NBA and the NFL. That by itself shouldn’t stop him from leaving early.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Errr, you mean lots of guys say they’ll finish, but do they really?

What I meant by that, is that I think Best is more Alex Mack than Jackson or Lynch.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

My point is I don’t think he’s even said he’ll finish. So our impressions really aren’t that important.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

but without impressions/opinions, does SBNation exist?

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair point – but I’m just saying I don’t think the particular reason you cite is a compelling one.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Will you complete the heart?

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

What, besides your own flawed perception, do you have to base that on?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

To which sentence are you referring to? Both are flawed perceptions – no doubt – but here’s a bit more detail:

The first one’s a hunch but I’m 90% certain that it’s true.

The last is just an observation based on how he carries himself.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

(for the permanent record lol, I personally don’t care either way. Cal will be fine without him and let’s just say I’m not confident that he’ll be used to the best of his abilities if he stays)

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

How was he not used to the best of his abilities this year?

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

up until the moment he got hurt, I’d say he was used to the best of his abilities. Then Vereen became your #21 MVP and I’m afraid Tedford et al. will revert back to the pre-concussed Best/Vereen rotation which, in this unqualified fans opinion, would not be the best way to use Best or Vereen or the other horses in the stable in 2010.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting point.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the team could just start to utilize Jahvid in more of a receiving role.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s your thoughts on Jahvid Best, kick returner?

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to mention

They should make him a gunner again too.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Srsly.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Best, a potential NFL first-round draft pick this spring, has submitted his paperwork to the NFL draft advisory committee. The deadline for early entry is Jan. 15.

“Right now, I sent that in just to get information,” Best told the Contra Costa Times. “After the bowl game, I’ll sit down with my family and coaches and make a decision. As of now, I’m completely on top of the fence.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/15907/best-done-at-cal

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

..on top of the fence?

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to comment on that, but then I realize his grammr and general command of the English language is better than mine so I STFU.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU SCIENTIST!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

WHO’S SCIENTIST?!!

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OUR SCIENTIST!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds painful!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

But he’s already so vulnerable to injuries right?!?!?!?!? This is just too dangerous Mr. Best, you get down off of that fence this instant!

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

makes more sense than carving ones’ name into stone, with blood, anyway.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Earth 2.0?

That planet is lifeless, but finding it strongly increases the likelihood that before long another distant Earth-like planet will be found orbiting another sunlike star and bearing some unknown form of life, says a leading astronomer at UC Berkeley. The advanced equipment to make the discovery possible is already on the horizon, he said.

“Momentous breakthroughs” are in sight, said Berkeley planet hunter Geoffrey Marcy in a commentary on the report being published in the journal Nature today.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 6:44 AM PST reply actions  

let go drill that bitch for oil. drill, baby, drill!!

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

the all water planet recently found was 49 light years away. This does not seem like a workable solution :-p

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Oil is a byproduct of life (as we know it).

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by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you read that paper? According to the commentary in Nature, Earth is 0.6% water, while that planet is 50%. So that planet must have one really, really deep ocean covering its surface. And that’s pretty much the only way it could maintain both liquid water and a surface temp of 190 C, which is also amazing.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, super dense atmosphere puts pressure on the surface of the water, basically forcing to stay in a liquid state. (NPR!)

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i see what u did there.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You sure you didn’t skim what he did there?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He took a peek at the figures.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No…I’m a skimmer…which means I read about a paragraph and take a peak at the figures.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Finals

Who doesn’t look back fondly at those all nighters at the main stacks, stumbling into FSM at 4 in the morning to get another cup of coffee, sneaking snacks into moffit study rooms, napping for twenty minutes on the desk, and finally leaving to see the sun up?

Sure, it sucked at the time, but what a sense of accomplishment I got out of those days.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 6:59 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t, because I never did that.

<3 Poli Sci

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Letters and Sciences requirements?

I think I took…Astro 10, History 7B, Physics for Future Presidents…not a whole lot of all-nighter classes there.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You L&S guys had so many requirements.

My humanities classes:

Comp Lit R1A (hated this class)
Comp Lit R1B (ok class)
History 127AC (loved it!)
Psych 2 (easier than high school!)
Psych 130 i think – Clinical Psych (easy and I learned a lot)

I kinda wanted to double major in Psych but meh.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

What is History 127AC?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

History of California taught by Kerwin Klein. It’s also an American Cultures class (hence the AC) which is a requirement for all UC students.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think when I was at Cal history 127 was the diplomatic history of Europe. Times change.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point Twists asks if California was even a state when you were in school? :)

European history is in the 150’s now, I think. I remember 158 being Europe in the 20th Century.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont do the old joke. Others do. I find it below me.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re finally establishing some boundaries with you.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be. He’s lying.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Had I not retired the Honk, I’d do it here to prove there are no boundaries.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Europe doesn’t even have diplomacy anymore.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad - I hear it's a great game!

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by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess the transition from high school to college was rougher on me then.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably just have a better work ethic than me.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

HAD.

I lost most of my work ethic by my second semester.,

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Totes

My first semester was a struggle because high school was so damn easy.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Physics for Future Presidents

Would that be Physics 10 with Prof. Shapiro? The class with the textbook titled, “Physics Without Math”?

I took that class. And to further date myself as “old,” Troy Taylor was in my class.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s that guy teaching it anymore. I remember watching a video podcast of the class. It’s another guy, very charismatic.

Speaking of Charismatic professors I always wanted to take Astronomy C10 with Alex Fillipenko but was never able to. Instead I watch him on the Discovery Channel show, The Universe.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I took Fillipenko’s class. He was, indeed, very good.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of my friends took that class and they had all these cool stories about his hijinks including dressing up as a black hole on Halloween

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

My roommate worked for Fillipenko (and another friend currently does), he sounds like a really cool guy. And his class was awesome.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He does courses for The Teaching Company on DVD. I watched his 96-lecture course on Astronomy over the past few months. He was indeed very good. Plus, he included a lot of pro-Cal and a few anti-furd comments along the way!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a different guy, named Muller, but yes there’s no textbook and it’s physics without math.

I actually really liked the class for the same reason I liked Astro 10 – I thought both physics and astro were really interesting, I just couldn’t handle the math in the “real” classes.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The math ruined Physics 7A/7B for me. Hell it ruined Physics for me.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

But isn’t it sort of a necessary part of physics?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If Srinivasa Iyengar Ramanujan could hear you now, he would be turning over in what ever form he re-incarnated into.

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAHHHHH THAT’S MY BOY!!!!

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I never did that.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, replace with staying in soda hall making lolcat jokes till 8 am

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I almost always left Soda after classes unless it was a group project. I only stayed there past midnight a couple of times in my 3 years at Cal.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

So if you didn’t study during college, what did you do?

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m wondering the same thing.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I normally wouldn’t recommend it, but maybe you shoulda joined a frat/some student organisation.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Would’ve never gotten in.

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

If I could get into a frat, so could you!

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

If I could get into a frat, so could you!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I hear an echo around here?

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I WAS in a frat, so the comment makes more sense coming from me.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I got bids to join frats, so it makes sense coming from me too!

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I did neither!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither did I

Of course it probably hurt my chances that I never rushed but still!

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What do they drink at EECS department parties?

Club Soda!

What do they do in the bathroom at EECS department parties?

Lines of code!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I lold

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by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG - Chris Henry died

Not much to the article, so I’ll C&P the whole thing

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police say Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has died, one day after suffering serious injuries upon falling out of the back of a pickup truck in what authorities describe as a domestic dispute with his fiancee.

Police say Henry died at 6:36 a.m. Thursday. Henry was 26.

Away from the team because of a broken forearm, Henry was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after being found on a residential road. Police say a dispute began at a home about a half-mile away, and Henry jumped into the bed of the pickup truck as his fiancee was driving away from the residence.

Police said at some point when she was driving, Henry “came out of the back of the vehicle.”

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:11 AM PST reply actions  

That is messed up. RIP Chris Henry.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Note to self: when wife/gf gets cra-cra, let her go. Don’t hop on/into her car.

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow…

And this was his year too…

:(

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

There is a somewhat hilarious side to this story:

http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Biodome

But the not fun part was the actual dying.

by Shadwhand on Dec 17, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what happens when you try to report news from Twitter from “unofficial” sources.

That biodome dude…I’m not sure whether he’s a total dick or a genius.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

There was also a rumor about Nelson Mandela dying last night. That spread like wildfire. Basically, the guy was 2/2 for spreading false rumors.

Funny thing is the Nelson Mandela one sprouted a life of its own – people are now protesting Invictus because they thought it was a viral campaign to get people to watch Invictus. This rumor was also started on Twitter.

Basically, fuck twitter.

by Shadwhand on Dec 17, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

or, actually, screw twitter as an actual news source.

by Shadwhand on Dec 17, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

MarkSchlereth @biodome10 People like you make me sick making light of a tragic death, god will sort you out in the end

by Kai on Dec 17, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

After My First Semester Calc Final

I stumbled home, went to the bathroom, became light-headed, blacked out, collapsed, and hit my head on the bath tub.

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 7:13 AM PST reply actions  

when you woke up, did you have to poo, pee, and have giant erection? (NSFW – from the new guy in yesterday’s DBD!!!!)

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I really cannot think of a single good reason to click that.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No, he came up with the inspiration for the flux capacitor

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never pulled an all-nighter. I rarely studied after 6 or 7, except for late in the Bar exam process, lo those many years after college. I never did the reading, either. Heres what you do in a humanities class:

Go to as many review sessions as possible. 2, 3, 4, 5, it doesn’t matter. They give you the answers to the test there! I swear to Bak Bak, cross my heart, and hope to die!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

Poly sci majors…

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Poli sci. It’s not multiple sciences.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Zing!

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not even one science!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to study/cram to a certain point (say like 2am) and then figure that the extra sleep would do me more good than the extra 4 hours of study. The only all-nighters I pulled were for papers.

I had this weird Finals habit, I used to buy two boxes of Orange Tic-Tacs and 2 Snapple Lemon Ice Teas and use the sugar to power me through the final.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, the sleep is a vastly underrated aspect. If you dont have a fresh brain, how welll will you be able to bullshit the stuff you didn’t know???? You need a fresh brain to make stuff up!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Disagree. I BS better when I’m tired and cranky.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Butg you are never NOT tired and cranky. Its the Rishi way!

PS How are you feeling? Dont take this question to mean I genuinely care about the answer.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

How do I feel? I feel undefeated.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That defeats me.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You rested your starters.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

What was your major, Twist?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Blogging

He’s pro.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 17, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

knitting

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nuclear engineering with a minor in electrical engineering

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But he pronounced it “nucular”.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

But he did it with triple irony, so it was okay.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, when he started doing it with triple irony, he carried one around with him just to drive home the point.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Who said we were talking about climate change?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist, but he may have been speaking ironically.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never actually met a nuclear engineer.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you suggesting that they are mythical creatures that only live in stories, like unicorns, minotaurs, and Funny Twist?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hang out at LBNL

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Charming the ladies. I doubled in Rejection.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Stayed up all night cramming....

….for the Chem 1A final – tried to sleep 2 hours before the start of the final and overslept by 1.5 hours of the 3-hour final in Harmon Gym (before the renovation). Walked in while 999 chem students were in the middle of their finals – had to take the remainder of the final by myself in Professor George Pimentel’s office – with him doing paperwork while I desperately tried to remember everything I had tried to cram into my brain the night before.

by SierraBear on Dec 17, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

I was also late to my chem 1A final, just last Saturday, but not nearly as bad as your case. I thought it was at 5:30 when it was at 5 (because I had had another final that day at 12:30, so I forgot to check my calendar and just assumed it started at half past the hour as well). I also told my two roommates this, so all three of us were late, but fortunately only by 20 minutes. When I first got to the room I thought, “Is the previous session still in the room? Can’t be…” And then my GSI told us we were late. Felt pretty stupid walking past hundreds of students already into it. But I still finished with time left and got an A in the class, so it all turned out fine :D

by GeoFreak on Dec 17, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

George Pimentel? Wow. Did you ever take a class from Seaborg while you were at Cal?

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

z
Jahvid, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Actually I might be the only one happy that he’s not playing. After watching that horrific injury, I said let him never play a down again at Cal and go get PAID:

Dec. 16, 2009

BERKELEY – Cal junior tailback Jahvid Best will not play in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl against Utah at Qualcomm Stadium on Wednesday, Dec. 23 (5 p.m. PT). Head coach Jeff Tedford made the announcement to a group of reporters following the team’s workout at Memorial Stadium on Wednesday.

“Jahvid will not play,” Tedford said when asked about Best’s status for the Poinsettia Bowl. “Jahvid is doing excellent, but he’s been out a long time and since this game is so early, to get him back in game-ready form I don’t feel like that’s something that we can get done to have him ready to play. He’s doing excellent with his rehab, but this game is so early.”

Best was one of the nation’s top candidates for the Heisman Trophy during the early stages of the 2009 campaign. He was well on his way to a second consecutive 1,000-yard rushing season before being injured when he landed hard in the end zone on a seven-yard touchdown run against Oregon State at Memorial Stadium on Nov. 7.

Best has not played or practiced since the injury that required medical personal to attend to him on the field and transport him to Highland General Hospital in Oakland for an overnight stay. He was released from the hospital on Nov. 8.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

VBallers receive honor:

BERKELEY – California volleyball senior outside hitter Hana Cutura and junior setter Carli Lloyd each received 2009 American Volleyball Coaches Association (AVCA) All-America team honors on Wednesday, Dec. 16. As the reigning Pac-10 Player of the Year, Cutura becomes the first Golden Bear to be named to the AVCA All-America team three times. She is also Cal’s only two-time first-team honoree. Lloyd earned her second selection to the second team and is Cal’s fourth multiple award winner to bring the program total to 10 AVCA All-America certificates.

Awards will be presented Dec. 18, 2009, at the AVCA All-America/PAlyers of the Year Banquet presented by Zamst at the Tampa Convention Center in Tampa, Fla. Each of the three AVCA All-America Teams is comprised of 14 athletes. The Division I AVCA National Player of the Year will be announced on Dec. 18 at the awards banquet.

Also a three-time All-Pacific Region selection, Cutura became Cal’s first Pac-10 Player of the Year and made her third consecutive appearance on the All-Pac-10 team as a senior. The Zagreb, Croatia native also received conference all-academic honorable mention and was named Sports Imports/AVCA Division I National Player of the Week, Oct. 27. She was selected to all-tournament teams in all three of Cal’s pre-conference tournaments and reached double digits in kills in all 32 matches. This season, she set new career highs in kills (33) and attacks (77) in a five-set upset victory at Washington, Nov. 7. The match was her third with at least 30 kills this season. She logged 30 kills in a five-set win at Hawai’i, Sept. 6, to become first Bear to reach the 30-kill mark since 2002. Over the course of her illustrious four-year career, Cutura re-wrote the Cal record books as she became the first Bear to cross the 2,000-kill mark in her career. She is just one of five players to reach that milestone in Pac-10 history. As a senior, she led the team in kills (5.15 kps, third nationally) and points (5.65 pps, fourth nationally) and was second in attack percentage (.317).

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

Footballers receive honor:

BERKELEY – Five Cal football players garnered postseason honors on Wednesday. Senior defensive lineman Tyson Alualu and junior linebacker Mike Mohamed were selected to the “OG All-American Team ’09”. Senior offensive lineman Mike Tepper was named an honorable mention All-American by Sports Illustrated. Kicker Vince D’Amato and cornerback Josh Hill were chosen to the Sporting News Pac-10 All-Freshman Team.

Alualu leads the team and ranks among Pac-10 leaders in sacks (7.5, 0.62 per game, No. 6 Pac-10) and tackles for loss (10.0, 0.83 per game, No. 11-T Pac-10). He also paces the club and leads all Pac-10 defensive linemen with 60 tackles (two shy of his career-high of 62 in 2008).

Mohamed paces the Pac-10 with an average of 8.8 tackles per game and the team with 105 total stops. He was also responsible for one of the most dramatic plays of the 2009 season when he picked off Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck at the Cal 3-yard line late in the fourth quarter to preserve a 34-28 Cal victory in the Big Game at Stanford Stadium. Mohamed was named the Pac-10’s Defensive Player of the Week twice in 2009 for his efforts at Stanford and on Oct. 31 at Arizona State when he had a season-high-tying 12 tackles in a 23-21 Cal win.

Tepper started all 12 games at left tackle for the Bears in 2009. He moved to the position for his final collegiate season after he was granted a sixth-year of eligibility following a pectoral injury that caused him to miss his entire senior campaign in 2008.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

Again, Tepper? Really?

MSG was by far our best lineman, then maybe Schwartz or Guarnaro.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno…maybe I should look back at the tape and see how much of that was Schwartz and how much of that was Tepper…

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLWUT
Kicker Vince D’Amato and cornerback Josh Hill were chosen to the Sporting News Pac-10 All-Freshman Team.

Apparently kickoffs are not a consideration.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The All-Freshman team is really determined by whoever received playing time.

by chowder on Dec 17, 2009 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it occurred to me upon rereading that that if you’re only looking at freshmen from one particular conference, you don’t really have to beat out a lot of competitors.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Are Bruins fans about to turn on Coach Neuheisel?

All hell will break loose if they fall apart in DC.

If Neuheisel did make some kind of “deal” with the players, it makes him look like a leader who is weak and is afraid to impose discipline in a program that needs it badly. It makes me look back at this season with a slightly different light, when I see seniors like Logan Paulsen making same bonehead mistakes over and over during games and not being held accountable for it. Again, while the senior captains needs to be called out for their failure in showing any leadership, Rick Neuehisel is ultimate responsible. I agree with Blue Me that if he wanted to put a stop to this, he could have.

We will see how this all turns out. As mentioned in the topline of uclahy’s post, the heat is now on Rick Neuheisel. At this point the story is well known about what took place when the previous UCLA head coach took a 6 win team to a bowl game in his second season in Westwood. His record was permanently tarnished as he was unable to organize a focused, disciplined team in Las Vegas, which was humiliated and embarrassed by Wyoming. If UCLA ends up losing against Temple, in an uninspiring, listless, mistake prone, the blame will squarely fall on Rick Neuheisel. We will also look back at this over the wall shenanigans, which will stand out as a telling sign of a continuation of culture of mediocrity that has defined a sad decade of UCLA football.

We will be watching Neuheisel very closely in next two weeks and see what product he rolls out in DC. Actions will speak louder than (sweet & polished) words at this point. The heat is on.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 8:29 AM PST reply actions  

As much as I love my teams

I’m pretty sure I’d die of an aneurysm getting that worked up over this stuff.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how they always say stuff like “we’ll be watching very closely” and “this is unacceptable to BN.” Must make them feel very important.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

What things are unacceptable to CGB? Besides, yknow, Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Substance, coherence, common sense…

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If Rishi wasn’t around, I would spend 50% more time arguing with other people instead of him. That would probably be more work for you (since Rishi and I kinda cancel each other out).

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want me back?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not get carried away here.

Also, why aren’t you at school?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Finals week. 2 Finals a day over 3 days. I was done at 11:45 today. And I have a 99% in both of the classes I have finals in tomorrow so I am procrastinating.

Also, it is 4 o’clock. What ungodly place is still in session right now?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I loved high school finals. They were typically easy and a small fraction of your grade, and then you got a minimum day! It’s like they wanted to reward me for not caring.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Faux rec’d for never forgetting maximumpunten

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It is pretty much my favorite word.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d you for finding a way to work it in. All my attempts have failed so far.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly I think it should take the place of “awesome!” or “sweet!”

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait til Cal punts in the Poinsettia Bowl so I can yell MAXIMUMPUNTEN when Anger’s foot hits the ball.

Well, I can wait til Cal punts, but I doubt we’re scoring on every drive.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Also nap time. Finish finals an hour early and then you can sleep. Just as long as you remembered not to snore.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We are allowed to leave as soon as we are done.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That was same for most of my classes but some teachers were bitches

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done. Go over there and Uncle TwistNHook will give you some ice cream.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called work, you idle little whippersnapper, so enjoy the cushy academic schedule for at least, what, something like another 6 years?

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that they’re playing Temple. All rivalry rudeness aside, I’m having a hard time seeing UCLA losing this one, even if all they do on offense is a couple of field goals.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Punting is winning?

Also, Temple’s pretty good this year.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, I haven’t seen Temple play. UCLA’s erratic enough that I could see them winning handily or getting crushed.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just looked up Temple’s schedule. They started 0-2, losing to Villanova (an FCS team) and Penn State. Then they went on a 9-game winning streak (best win was prolly over Navy) before losing regular season finale to the Fighting Frank Soliches Ohio U.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

To the extent that 9-3 in the MAC is good. (I mean, it is but it isn’t, you know?)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Cal lost a bowl game to Temple! Certainly U.C. Los Angeles can, too.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, that didn’t take long.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I know next to nothing about Temple’s football team. Could Ucla actually lose to them? I know Ucla is offensively challenged, but can they really lose to Temple?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

UCLA's only favored by 4

And I did write about how awful their offense was yesterday…not the most shocking thing in the world if they fall.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Didnt we give up like 34 to that offense?

sobs

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It was only 26

It just felt like 34.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I realize that that game objectively was never all that close near the end as we were up by a few scores, but for us Cal fans anticipating complete disaster, it seemed like it was a nail biter!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t need to tell me. I was feeling anxiety until Kendricks’s pick 6 to seal victory.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

If I don’t tell you, who should I tell?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Talk to the hand.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. IIRC, the open threads from the home viewers weren’t ever really in doubt. ASU and Furd on the other hand…

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 17, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They must be really pissed if they’re called him by his full name instead of “CRN”.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

It feels like all the random rooting I’ve done for Temple these past two years was a matter of destiny.

GO OWLS!

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 17, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Japanese 2

I made the mistake my freshman year of deciding to expand my horizons and, for one, welcome the new LA real estate overlords, by studying Japanese. I muddled through the first semester okay, but completely lost interest second semester when the kanji pace picked up. I ended up cramming for the exam through an appalling hangover and guessed my way through it. I think they gave me a sympathy D because I had been polite but baffled.

My next mistake was taking French instead of Portuguese, which offered more credits per class. I was thinking Gallic sophistication when I should have been thinking thongs.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

Were there any Portuguese Song Girls back in the day?

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but even if there had been, I’d just learned a lesson about biting off more than I could chew.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah sympathy grades. I was once in a Business Math class where the C grade stretched all the way down to 50%, I suspect because the teacher was apologetic for the class not being named more appropriately “Business Calculus.”

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I was under the impression that business classes ran screaming from math past the level of Algebra (well, math that couldn’t be done by Excel at least).

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so too, and was sorely disappointed.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had that. I got a C+ in Physics 7B despite failing all but the 1st midterm (out of 3) and the final. I guess you got a C+ as long as you did all your work even if you didn’t understand wtf was going on

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I did that after nailing the first midterm. Thermo made a lot more sense to me than E and M.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!

I got one of the highest scores in the class for Thermo. Got the lowest for E&M. Fuck EE

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t the only one!
Though, I never took Thermo (despite the fact that it’s more appropriate for what I studied), instead I took ME104. Horrible, horrible decision.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Cal engineering, how you break people’s souls.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Tiger Woods Commemorative Plate Collection

Order Now!

So says Lando Calrissian Billy Dee Williams

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

Lando thinks Tiger’s taste in women is…unrefined.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife was up early this morning, oddly enough, and was watching GMA as I was leaving. They were talking about marital infidelity and had Steve Harvey on, who, apparently, is a radio host now. Who knew?

Anyway, they asked him how women could know that their man is cheating. One of his signs of marital infidelity is that the man in his “intimate performance” starts to use new moves or new positions. The thought is that the man would be practicing them with his mistress.

whew Now my wife will know that I’m definitely not cheating on her! Finally, some evidence!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 9:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

What about those moves you practise on your blow-up doll?

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

She broke. :(!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Did it involve a counterclockwise swirl?!?

That’s my move! You stole my move!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha, love that episode.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Next thing he’ll be telling me he stopped short!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He stopped short? THAT’S MY MOVE!!!

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Stole isn’t the right word. I sampled it.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s more of a shawl or scarf…

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Finals.....

I recall the final for Math 50B….I left after 3.5 hrs. I was the first one to leave, who didn’t leave after reading the exam in the first 15 mins.

Some how i pulled an A out of my ass on that one.

Like Twist, I’m a believer in a good nights sleep to BS whatever I don’t know.

One of my favorite things was to bring a couple of soda’s to big finals in Harmon, or whereever, and after an hour or so when it’s quiet and folks are really digging in….pop one….and see the heads jerk up. am I an ass? maybe….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 17, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

There was a Math 50B?

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

no idea if it's still called that....

lower division multi-variable calculus. for real scientists (geology, etc). engineers mostly didnt’ have to take it.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 17, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Math 53 now

by GeoFreak on Dec 17, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

16B? Engineers have to take 53.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh engineers have to take 53. CoE requirements for Math was Math 1A and 1B (unless you had AP Calc credit like me), 53 and 54. For us EECS folks we had to take either CS70 or Math 55 (discrete math and prob)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, we math majors took it too!

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in Chem Bio, I took 53/54…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

East Coast Bias

For a native Westerner, the slights from the other end of the country start early, and build through a lifetime: national broadcasters on election night who cannot pronounce Oregon (it’s like gun) or Nevada (it’s not Nev-odda), or a toll-free clerk who thinks New Mexico is part of old Mexico.

Geographic illiteracy from the Eastern Time Zone is a given, especially among the well-educated. A New York book publisher, and Harvard grad at that, once asked me if I ever take the ferry up to Alaska for the afternoon. No, I replied: do you ever go to Greenland on a day trip?

Sports is a grievance category all its own. If you Google "East Coast Bias," up comes a long litany of stories about how the West never gets any respect from those great deciders in the East.

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by minesweeper on Dec 17, 2009 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

so New Mexico’s not cleaner than the Old Mexico?

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by carp on Dec 17, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

heh. cute article, no news.

and really, still a very nyc/manhattan perspective.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 17, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, Nev-odda sounds acceptable. I mean, I probably pronounce it Nev-adda the vast majority of the time, but it wouldn’t surprise me if occasionally I changed the “a” sound to an “ah” sound unintentionally.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

People in Nevada say Nev-adda. On the other hand, no one really cares about their opinion.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering like 60% of Nevadans moved there in the last ten years, I don’t think their opinion counts.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute. Half my extended family lives in Nevada. (My great-grandparents moved there in 1908.) And I’ve never heard any of them say Nev-adda.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBear81 is right.

It’s not Nev-adda (add like the mathematical operation).

It’s Nev-ahh-dahh.

I know this because I’ve gone precinct walking there multiple times (sarcastic comment from Spazzy incoming) and that’s one of the things they specifically warn you about – if you pronounce it wrong it can annoy voters.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But who said it was Nev-ahh-dahh and not Nev-adda, a native or a precinct captain flown in from elsewhere? Everyone I’ve met in Nevada has said Nev-adda. The pronunciation definitely came up in the election, and I thought it’s the other way around (link to NBC News video on this very matter).

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But who said it was Nev-ahh-dahh and not Nev-adda, a native or a precinct captain flown in from elsewhere?

That would be retarded. I mean, I’m a Democrat, but even we’re not that retarded.

(thinks)

Ok I take that back. But yes, it was natives.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I pronounce it Wyoming.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’ve seen it on advertisements on BART written with the short vowel thing over the a, so they’re promoting it as Nev-adda

by GeoFreak on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude no way I went precinct walking in Nye county and they all pronounced it “GetthefuckoffmypropertybeforeIvaporizeyourfacewithmygun.”

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually did get threatened a few times. Including by a dog.

:(

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Like, someone threatened to sic a dog on you or just brandished a dog as though it were some type of club or bludgeon?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Or did the dog threaten him directly?

by Kai on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He threw a dog at me, like this:

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Was she that ugly?!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Story Time

I got bit by a dog canvassing for Kerry outside of Reno. The fence was open and the dog was really angry that we were near his house. It was a little dog.

by paleodan on Dec 17, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It was just angry that you were supporting such a crappy candidate.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That came off meaner than it was meant to. Sorry.

I just really loathed Kerry as a candidate. I loather Bush more, of course. That year was the first time I chose not to vote for President. Seeing as how all our electoral votes were gonna go to Kerry anyway, I felt free to vote my conscience – and I couldn’t in good conscience vote for either of those lamewads.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Bush was so terrible in his first term—I mean he quite literally did almost nothing I agreed with, that I had no problem supporting Kerry—even if Kerry was super lame.

by paleodan on Dec 17, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you missed the bit where Kerry was totally politically outmaneuvered by a bunch of conservative thugs, thus tarnishing Kerry’s reputation forever.

by paleodan on Dec 17, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not hard to outmaneuver someone in politics. All you have to do is LIE. Tell some big, boldfaced lies! Go nuts! Once those LIES are out in the 24-hour news cycle, it won’t matter if you’re later exposed as a fraud – people’s minds will have have already been affected by the LIE.

Also, if someone calls you out on your LIE, just yell at them and publicly deride them until they shut up. Problem solved!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, BearStage was never in the armed forces!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was seriously considering it at one point. Things just didn’t work out that way.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. That is what we learned in the 2004 campaign.

by paleodan on Dec 17, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“Your job as a new associate is to make sure that the senior associates and partners who gave you work yesterday have a reason to give you work tomorrow.”

“One sure way to lose trust is by assuming that the senior associate or partner with whom you are working will confirm the accuracy of your work.”

Two most important points.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

this one is sooooooo important.
Treat Senior Associates and Partners Like Your Clients

I often call it "managing uphill’. Now that I am one of those senior folks, I don’t have time to know all the ins and outs of your projects, and details, and whatnot…..I need you do to that, and keep me informed so that we make good decisions for our clients together.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 17, 2009 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Dude, I’m seriously having flashbacks with people talking about finals. Its these few weeks a year that remind me to not miss being in school.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

This is the first semester of my life where I didn’t have to take a test. It feels weird

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have panic attacks when I drink Red Bull, reminds me of all nighters.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Never did all nighters to study. Maybe I should have

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you graduate and get a decent job? If so, then it’s all good.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

This

No one asks you about your grades once you get out and start working. You learn really quickly once you leave school that if you can get a job what you did in school doesn’t matter.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

unless you apply at Google, then they care about that and your SATs

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

No they don’t. They do however care that you can answer the 100 lockers trivia question and apply to the correct position.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the 100 lockers trivia question?

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Imagine you are at a school that has 100 lockers, all shut. There are 100 students waiting. The first student goes along the row and opens every locker. The second student then goes along and shuts every other locker beginning with locker number 2. The third student changes the state of every third locker beginning with locker number 3. (If the locker is open the student shuts it, and if the locker is closed the student opens it.) The fourth student changes the state of every fourth locker beginning with number 4. And so on until all 100 students have finished. At the end, which lockers will be open and which will be closed?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing they don’t want you to just sit there and go through each number, eh?

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it’s a matter of figuring out how many multiples each number has. Would they actually want you to calculate it or is it one of those things where they’d ask how you’d figure it out?

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The latter. It was a phone interview and the guy I was talking to helped me figure it out.

I should’ve just Googled the answer dammit.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on man, you’re an engineer. You should have been able to figure that one out.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea. That wasn’t the worst part. This was for an internship so my dad asked a family friend who works at Google to put my name down as a candidate. Instead of doing so in their engineering department he put me down on the technical customer facing side (I.e. talking and writing not engineering).

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

ouch, that hurt my brain...

Does anyone have the answer or the answer Google looks for?

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Just Google 100 lockers problem. Basically the answer is that the doors that remain open in the end are the perfect squares. I.e. 1, 4, 9, 16, etc.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert?

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad I’m gainfully employed or else I’d go looking for an under paid over worked position at Google…

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about under paid… Then again it is Mountain View so unless you have a 7 figure salary it’s useless.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Cost of living in Silicon Valley sucks

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

They have a shuttle that goes from SF straight to Mountain View every morning.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what has the higher CoL. Silicon Valley or SF?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Easily SF.

I know people who live in Silicon Valley — they get much better apartments for the same rent.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Having lived in Cupertino/Saratoga area I know that the house prices there are fucking astronomical. 2 bed room townhouses selling for 1 million? yeah

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

not anymore though, those are now down to 500-700k i bet…

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. It’s down but not that much. It just takes a bit longer to sell now. A similar townhouse nearby my parents’ sold for $850k recently. It took about a month to sell versus the 3 days before.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And that same house in SF would be even more…

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys are comparing apples and oranges. Houses in SF cost more because it’s a fucking city. Average prices are almost definitely higher in the Valley because there are so few apartments.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If living in San Francisco means fucking, no wonder people want to pay a premium to live there!

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m saying an apartment in the city would cost more than an apartment in san jose…

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok Rishi, we get it, you work in the city so in some warped way you think that bragging about how high rent is there makes you look cool. Now stop being an ass.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s holmoephobe…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re very perceptive!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Still doesn’t make sense!

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s an angry, embittered, cynical human being?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I told you that you were perceptive!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, now it makes sense.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Entirely depends on where in each…

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

True. East San Jose is not where you want to live (my mom teaches in a HS there).

I was thinking more of Palo Alto/Saratoga/Cupertino/West San Jose area. Basically where all the high tech companies are.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, even getting the answer isn’t helping. But then I’m innumerate.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have done what I did: I read the first sentence and said to myself, “nope, I’m not going there.”

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s reflexive, the missus was taking match at Michigan when she was in high school and used to do logic problems for fun. I’m so used to being made to feel dense about this, it doesn’t even occur to me to avoid reading the question.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

ok

So you’re basically switching the state of each locker from open to close to open, etc. A student will only touch a locker if the student number is a factor of the locker (i.e. 2 is a factor of 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 so student 2 will act on lockers 2, 4, 6, etc but not 1, 3, 5 or so on).

So basically the number of times a locker is acted upon is the same as the number of factors that locker number has. (2 has 2 factors: 1 and 2). If you think about it you realize that if you have an even number of factors the locker will always end up closed and open if it has odd.

So what has odd factors? Perfect squares. I.e. one of the factors of the number is also the square root of the number. Every other number has even factors. This is because you need to multiply two numbers to get a third so you will always have even number of factors. Unless of course one of your factor multiplies itself to reach the third number (in which case you are short of one factor). Even number minus 1 is odd.

Thus only perfect square lockers are open

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s very kind of you to try, but I haven’t got a fucking clue what any of that meant.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying that someone put Matt Barkely in one of those lockers?

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually opened all the lockers after the puzzle was over.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he looking for his mojo?

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d have to look in a lot more lockers is my guess.

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he’s got until next August, that should be plenty of time.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I think he was trying to get his groove back.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This question was on the AIME in 1997 or 98.

/nerd

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You just broke my brain. And sprained my knee!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone's probably answered this, but oh well

The lockers that’ll be open will be the perfect squares, i.e the lockers with an odd number of factors.

I.e. Say you’re locker #4. The first student opens you, the second student closes you, the fourth student opens you.

i.e. Say you’re locker #6. The first student opens you, the second student closes you, the third student opens you, the sixth student closes you.

With most numbers you have an even amount of factors. But with perfect squares, the square root of the perfect square is the odd man out and will disrupt the pattern.

Loved that problem in middle school. One of my faves.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved that problem in middle school. One of my faves.

You just crushed my soul. :(

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved that problem in middle school. One of my faves.

lol I agree. When my kindergarten teacher saw me solve it with finger paint, she damn near wet her pants.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheesh, if you could solve that shit with finger paint, I’d send you to Cambridge right then and there.

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by Avinash on Dec 17, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned this during my internships. Which is why I was sufficiently happy with with my GPA (3.3-3.4 I forget).

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

My grades didn’t matter when I was applying for my current or previous jobs because I have good experience at what I do.

BUT…

If you decide to go back to school, not having good grades can screw you. If my GPA was 0.2 higher I would be infinitely better condition right now for applying to law school.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, I got my current job through an internship I had senior year and its just progressed from there… But I’m a little scared to go back and apply for grad school in a year or two…

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how badly my grades will screw me when I apply for MBA.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea my parents want me to apply for M.S. at UW. I’m nervous about actually making it.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side, they have some fun bars near UDub

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

On the negative side, that place is a cesspool.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The girls there are hotter than the ones at Cal. Go talk to them.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t buy them any drinks though.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Or feed them after midnight.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Or let them out of their cage?

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Buying a random girl a drink is a substitute for confidence / good game.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Think of it more like training wheels – royrules has got to start somewhere now that he’s all growed up and allowed into saloons and speak-easies.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

Royrules, buy the UDub girl several drinks.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed that grades aren’t important after you get that first job. After that, people start caring about experience, instead. But where you went to school does still matter. I always mention that I have a B.A. from Cal in the materials I give to prospective clients. And even though I graduated from Cal 28 years ago, and have been practicing law for 25 years, I still get comments back like, “wow, you went to Cal?” It’s instant credibility.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you go to law school, CalBear81?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hastings.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I tell people I went to Harvard for undergrad and Upstairs Hollywood Medical College for law school. Istant credibility!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Graduated in 3 years this past May and I’m at work right now ;)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

the volleyball team (women's) was definitly at bear's lair last night

we did not attempt to play them beruit

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 17, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

rec'd!

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Canadians, they are just hilarious!!!

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by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

My final experiences?

Not much really. I had a really really hard time studying for finals as I couldn’t concentrate no matter how hard I tried. And I usually ended up with my final grade fucking up my class grade (aside from CS61C where my final grade helped me go from a B- to an A+!). See: CS61a (from A to A-) and CS186 (from A to B+). Bah.

My first semester I tried studying for finals like I was still in High School… yeah that didn’t help. Just reading old problem sets (or a workbook in the case of Physics 7A) doesn’t help. Thankfully I found CS61A relatively easy and had a good grade prior to the final so I pulled out that one fine. But 7A and Math 53 (under Givental where we had to fucking write theoretical essays!) was a disaster.

After that I started printing out all the previous exams I could get my hands on (thanks HKN!) and did them, which helped me immensely.

Another memory I have of finals (and midterms) is making those 1 page cheat-sheets. I literally wrote in tiny handwriting the entire semesters worth of notes. I loved doing this because (aside from Physics) I never had to look at the cheat sheet because I had memorized everything by making this sheet.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

via Pat Forde

Moderately useful Dash fact: According to Phil Steele’s 2009 College Football Preview ratings, Boston College does not have a single player who was in the national top 20 prospects at his position coming out of high school. USC has 50. Yes, 50.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Well, that will make the Boston College players feel better when they win.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I think USC’s got this one.

I think.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 17, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, the 4th quarter of the Arizona game was what finally convinced me that I have no idea what this team is capable of in positive or negative terms, and neither do they. It’s not that they are bad players, but I wouldn’t say they were a coherent unit.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just disgusting.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You know nothing of pain.... Try UCSC finals...

Three five units classes, usually only two tests, spread out over only four days!!!!!

Oh the humanity… So many 3-5 hour sessions of studying in the afternoon and drinking after each final to celebrate because you didn’t have another one for two days…

Worst case scenario… First final on Monday at 8am… Last final on Thursday at 7pm… With nothing in between… Can you imagine that?!?!?!?!

Go Slugs!

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

Totes sarcasm intended above

Actually the only downside was cramming a semester’s worth of material in 9 weeks of instruction, and usually having your final class grade dependent on your final exam grade… But that was only for serious majors (Biz, econ, sciences, psych, engineering, etc) Community studies and American studies it always seemed like they just needed to write a final paper about what they learned over the quarter and how it made them feel…

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Bettors on the Poinsettia Bowl

Chad Millman’s blog (which should be required reading for anyone with an interest in gambling):

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl — December 23, 2009 (Wednesday — 8 p.m. ET, ESPN

Utah Utes vs. California Golden Bears

Line: Cal minus-4

Over/Under: 52.5

“We opened this game as minus-2.5 because we didn’t know about Jahvid Best’s status. He is one of the rare players, other than a quarterback, who is worth points all by himself. He makes Cal a point and a half better on offense and a point better on special teams; this means Cal is minus-4.5 if he’s playing. Bettors must think he is, because they’ve been betting this game up and that’s where the spread is headed.”

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

ZHANG!

Jeff Faraudo’s 20 questions with Max Zhang

A sampling:

Secret guilty-pleasure food: They tell me everything I feel like eating is good for me because I’m trying to gain weight. Right now, my body fat is lower than it should be for a good athlete.

Food you will not eat: I don’t think so. Even some food here I’ve never tasted, I can handle pretty well.

Three people in history you’d like to have dinner with: Chinese Chairman Hu, President Obama and let’s put (teammate) Jamal (Boykin) in there. He really wants to meet Obama and I want to help him.

Better looking girls — China or Berkeley: I’ll go with China.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 17, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

The strangest thing you’ve seen since you moved to Berkeley: Maybe just people out on campus protesting.

No protesting in China? . . . Not really.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Better looking girls in CHINA? I would swear that the best looking Chinese women are Chinese-American.

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of people prefer home cooking.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

People who disagree with my tastes are clearly wrong and should feel bad about it. I think I’ll give a pass to Zhang though as long as he keeps putting up points and blocks.

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

People who disagree with my tastes are clearly wrong

Seems reasonable to me.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, intolerance of other opinions is my internets given right!

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed that his answer to the food questions were basically, “I have to eat everything I see in a desperate attempt to gain weight.”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

….*reminds self to not go anywhere near Max Zhang *

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Better looking girls — China or Berkeley: I’ll go with China.

There’s a difference?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

First emails back home after moving to China (the first time) in 1997:

“There’s almost as many Chinese here as in Berkeley!”

As for the Califonira vs. China argument, numerically, there’s a lot more attractive women here – but you know I live in a city of 18 million. Also, attitudes and physical fitness swing it towards California pretty quickly.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And teeth. Don’t forget teeth.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And teeth. You shouldn’t forget teeth.

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly enough, my long-lost relatives have zero idea

of what to do with teeth.

Scariest case I’ve seen in a long time was a transfer from China. Total F-up in terms of management and planning.

by Kodiak on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I should do what with the crystal football of power now?

Teeth. Yeah, well, Shanghai is far better in this department than the rest of the country – especially amongst my social circle of locals (well educated – a lot have studied overseas, and working for foreign companies with pretty decent salaries and healthcare benefits)

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that’d explain why his name was Dental Xiaoping?

…………………………………….nailed it?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking news: There is hope for royrules22 after all!

“How to Talk to Women”: an XBOX game

Apparently there’s a downloadable XBox game that’s supposed to teach you how to talk to girls. Which — so let me get this straight: playing a video game….to learn how to talk to girls. Folks, you better put your foil helmets on, the universe is imploding.

“Are you nervous talking to girls? All you need is practice,” I kid you not, is the tag line for a downloadable Xbox 360 game called Don’t Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls.

The 80 point ($1) indie game is one part dating sim and tries to be one part edutainment. Don’t Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls takes it self surprisingly seriously for such a silly title.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, why would she call the police on him for saying that’s a tall rollercoaster?

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have been the way he said it, or she chould have thought it was carp.

by yorzepol on Dec 17, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he asked her if she wanted to take a ride on Space Mountain.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh…I would NEVER…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Screen shot of my Internet browsing or else I really said that.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

(logs off)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the second scene occured after suggesting a threesome with Twist.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Or after Twist showed up better dressed than she is.

Also, the girl in the background is very pointed.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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by Rishi on Dec 17, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with Rishi.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with yellow fever.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I with HP, except of course when he sounds like Nancy Pelosi.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Pelosi

but not as much as i <3 Hillary

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I love reading the comments of SFgate articles about Nancy Pelosi – it’s pretty much the craziest thing ever

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

is her lips/face real? There’s no way…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she’s been surgeried. Its gross, I think most plastic surgeried women look like lizards.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

mostly agree, although it depends on the surgeried area.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I’m talking about the face.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why all newspaper websites’ comment sections are overrun by right-wingers. I mean, according to you guys’ theory of both-sides-are-equally-crazy, you’d expect there to be an equivalent number of left-wing nutjobs…

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it has something to do with which party is in power. Back when Bush was in the White House every article had a bunch of Bush = Hitler comments.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we pass a law barring all references to Hitler on the internet, with an express exception for Downfall parody videos?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You Nazi!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called Godwin’s Law

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, really? What is that? I haven’t heard of it!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Godwin’s Law. The first person to bring up Hitler loses the argument.

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I was too late!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, interesting, I’ve never heard of that! Crazy!

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Be nice now!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically that’s the corollary to Godwin’s Law. Godwin’s Law itself only states that over the course of an argument the probability of Hitler being mentioned approaches 100%.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever, don’t be rule nazi

by turkey on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But

What if you’re arguing about WWII?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 17, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Royrules, please don’t fall into the trap.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a smart one, CalBear81. You saw my TARP.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

sfgate commenters are usually pretty moderate. Anti Obama comments are split 50/50 in the thumbs up/thumbs downs.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I rarely read the comments but whenever I do look at the comments on a political story they’re almost always the usual Democrats-are-communists-government-stealing-our-money-black-people-are-responsible-for-all-crime kind of stuff.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget the immigrants flooding emergency rooms.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but those comments are pretty extreme. “Obamination is creating a soviet socialist hell for real Americans” isn’t something that should get a 50/50 split on a moderate board.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, the comments I see linked to from articles on Drudge are way, way, way worse.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t read comments anywhere else really. Basically nothing has changed. Now the articles say President Obama instead of Bush, but according to the commentors, we still somehow have Hitler and/or Stalin in charge. Pretty crappy luck to get two straight Nazis

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right. Wait, who elected these guys, anyway?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Norcalnick! “Two Straight Nazis”! Comrade Stalin would be very unhappy with you.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

"Two Straight Nazis"! Comrade Stalin would be very unhappy with you.

Until he signs a treaty with Hitler to split up Eastern Europe and blow the last .0000001% cred he had as an actually leftist non-dictator

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

By 1939, I don’t think Stalin had any credibility left as a non-dictator. Something about those tens of millions of people he had killed by then . . .

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he mostly just lost his cred with all of the communists in other countries who were too stupid and/or ignorant to realize that he was a bastard.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I think two gay Nazis would make things even more complicated.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK! YOU FUCKER! YOU BEAT ME BY LIKE 10 SECONDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

PS FUCK!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I try.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that why they had the Night of the Long Knives? To purge the poofs from the Brownshirts and the Brownshirts from the Nazi power structure?

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hillary I can live with, kind of, OK not really. It would have been tough to vote for McCain, but perhaps it would have been easier to vote for The Maverick lol if Billary was the Democratic nominee. Just writing this made me want to eat shit and die.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

In my experience, 95% of people who say they hate Hillary, when asked why they hate her, sputter incoherently for about twenty seconds and then start whining about Bill “lying under oath” and how taxes are too high.

Just sayin’.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like her cuz (at least while campaigning) she was much more partisan and would surround herself with the same people Bill did.

Then again, if health care wasn’t passed with the current Dem supermajority she would personally indian burn the genitals of the contrasting senators.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a good point, I realize to a lot of people she came across as representative of a lot of negative stereotypes about politicians, while Obama was exactly the opposite.

Having said that, I think people vastly underestimated the extent to which a)she and Obama were identical on the issues and b)Obama’s people are identical to – or in some cases ARE – Clinton’s people (starting at the top with Rahm).

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Obama himself needs to provide more party leadership and stop outsourcing the nitty gritty in the most important things like climate and health care to congress. So far his biggest success has been managing the banking crisis and that involved congress the least.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

good points.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d argue that those are legislative tasks first and foremost, and the unitary executive approach was not entirely optimal on the last go-round.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And the result is one guy from Nebraska nixing an entire health bill over some tiny hot button non issue.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If I’m going to complain about one administration subverting the Constitution by going around Congress, I can hardly change my tune just because I prefer the next administration.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

No one is “going around congress.” Executive leadership and management OF congress is sorely lacking. The democrats have the white house and a freaking senate supermajority and they can’t potentially pass one of the most pressing and important pieces of legislation in the country’s history, not because of the republicans, but because of themselves?

Is Pelosi the same type of democrat as Nelson? Are they the same type of democrat as Franken? No. It’s up to Obama to get them in a back room together to agree on a strong bill and he’s had almost a year to do that. Yet all he does is make high fallutin speeches that get no one anywhere.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

not because of the republicans, but because of themselves?

Completely unsurprising. There are a number of Democratic senators and Representatives (the so-called Blue Dogs) who might as well be Republicans.

Even supposing Obama were to take a crack at strong-arming a result, what would you have him offer or withhold? And why wouldn’t that just turn into vote-trading with any so-called Democrat with a grudge?

I guess I’m just having a hard time getting upset that someone can’t organize the Democratic caucus, since it’s more a term of convenience than a functioning entity.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

As Will Rogers famously explained in the 1930s: “I do not belong to any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 18, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes and that was back when the democrats were the party of lynch mobs.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

And also of FDR and the New Deal.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 19, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and yeah, one of the main reasons I like her is that I think she would get more shit done than Obama. Giving pretty speeches about the moral and sociological complexities of issues will only get you so far.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think if I had to choose I’d take Obama on foreign policy issues and Hil for domestic issues. But yeah, potato, poTAHto.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nev-adda, NevAHDa.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No one wants HBIC as a prez.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

for the record, I do like DiFi so I’m not sexist.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s interesting and I totally buy that. For me, she’s too much like my mom. Plus I would always wonder…is this Hillary’s presidency or Bill’s?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit, Bill has lost a step in the last few years. It’s kinda sad.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Gates! wow.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

reply fail…that was supposed to be to your politico linky…FML.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

At first, I was going to argue that no one would make that argument for a man, but then I remembered comparisons between the Presidents Bush (I and II). Plus we’ve never had a husband/wife presidental switch…so, in conclusion, Hillary is a special case and I’ll keep my mouth shut. Except for this post.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

if it makes you feel better, I might have voted for H-Clint if B-Clint hadn’t been prez X 2. I don’t think I would have voted for B-Clint if H-Clint had already been prez X 2.

She is still too much like my mom though!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I voted for Obama. I was annoyed at all the older feminists only voting for Hillary because she was female.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I voted for Hillary because she’s milfy coug hawt rowr.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 18, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not like Obama didn’t have similar factors in play.

Btw, I voted for him too. But I was very torn (carp, are you listening?). I literally spent weeks agonizing over it (yes, I take voting very seriously).

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was all Hillary at the beginning, but Obama won me over.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little confused. Is being married to an ex-president inherently bad (and if so, why?), or only in the case of the Clintons?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL DYNASTY CHELSEA ROFL

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd grad.

BOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

John Terry ruined any chance of Chelsea creating a dynasty

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean England’s Brave John Terry™

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’d be happy never having family-related presidents again (wife, brothers, sons, daughters, sisters, grandma’s, Palin’s etc.)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You take back what you said about John Quincy Adams!!!! And FDR!!!

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention William Henry Harrison and his grandson Benjamin Harrison. And James Madison and his second cousin Zachary Taylor. Heck, we’d hardly have any presidents left!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still a bullshit argument. It would NOT have been Bill’s presidency. End of story.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess my most memorable final exam

was when I cried for four days straight. The previous week I had a cold, and somehow one of my nasal cavities that drains tears became completely obstructed. Normally, when you blink, you’re pushing tears over the eyes to moisten and the excess drains through the corner of your eye and eventually back into your throat. Now that the tears had nowhere to drain I basically cried for 4 days until I saw a doctor. These 4 days were also when I had finals, so I was crying through all of my final exams. I burned through a lot of tissues.

The cure was hilarious, though, I thought I had some terrible infection and would be on meds, but the doc basically just jammed his fingers into the corners of my eyes and squeezed like a vice. Blockage came right out. mmmm who wants lunch?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

I thought he would have cured you by hitting you in the head with a dildo.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Riding with Lance Armstrong

IT manager-cyclist-blogger-fundraiser got to train with Lance Armstrong and Team RadioShack for a day

And then the riders setting the pace dropped back, and I was in front.
Now, I would assert that I did a pretty good job holding the pace where it was. I learned later, however, that there was some grumbling toward the back about "Fatty ramping the pace up right at the beginning of the climb."
And by "toward the back" I mean "by Lance Armstrong."
Yes — and I believe this was caught on film — Lance complained about my pace.
Which may be the single most awesome thing that has ever happened to me.

I guess the realistic equivalent is … the women’s huddle?

by kolwave on Dec 17, 2009 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

SJSU hires Duke assistant Mike MacIntyre to replace Dick Tomey

Of the myriad coaches linked to the San Jose State vacancy in recent days, Mike MacIntyre’s name never appeared.

But MacIntyre, who coached under Bill Parcells with the Dallas Cowboys, was high on SJSU’s wish list for his football accomplishments and his academic commitment.

Today, the 44-year-old defensive coordinator from Duke will be introduced as the 16th head coach in the modern era of Spartans football, charged with improving the on-field product and maintaining San Jose State’s recent success in the classroom.

“He blew the doors off the search committee,” said a source on the SJSU search committee.

MacIntyre, who is expected to receive a five-year contract, was named the 2009 major-college assistant coach of the year by the American Football Coaches Association for helping rebuild the Duke program. The Blue Devils won more games (five) than they had in 15 years.

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by minesweeper on Dec 17, 2009 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

good for them…I hope that works out.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Iron Man 2 Trailer anybody?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siQgD9qOhRs

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by Swamphunter on Dec 17, 2009 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

BRET HART HAS RE-SIGNED WITH WWE ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

I’m totally going to Wrestlemania now.

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by yellow fever on Dec 17, 2009 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Final Exam Experiences

Domination.

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by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Did you nail the Arts and Crafts final?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But I did make AP Euro my bitch. It only took 8 hours of memorizing an 8 page study guide! Easy!

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by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Arts and Crafts was hard. I accidentally put the googly eyes on the torso of my stickman. I hope I don’t get knocked off for that.

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by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

rollon’s final notes -
- The Ardennes Offensive (16 December 1944 – 25 January 1945) was a major German offensive, launched towards the end of World War II through the forested Ardennes Mountains region of Belgium (and more specifically of Wallonia: hence its French name, Bataille des Ardennes), France and Luxembourg on the Western Front.
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eyes go on the face.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Couple of things:

a) DBD participation seems to be dropping off as we get closer to the faux Christian’s holiday.

b) Does anyone give 2 shits about the Poinsettia Bowl and do you think Cal will win? This is a polite way of saying it feels like the ’04 Holiday Bowl in a way.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

No, I in no way care at all about a Cal football game and am sure they will lose.

Yeesh.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well what’s Utah all about? I haven’t read anything about them (and haven’t tried either) but I’d like to at least be prepared so I can worry.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Statistically very good run defense (20th in the country), less lustrous pass defense (somewhere in the late 50s), beat the teams they were supposed to beat and lost to Oregon, TCU, and BYU. Truth told? I’m not in love with Cal’s chances, but at the same time I feel like it’s largely up to the team to decide how they’re going to play. Without Best or possibly Summers-Gavin it’s gonna be ugly either way.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no MSG???

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He hasn’t been practicing, so the assumption is he won’t be ready to play. An official announcement hasn’t been made to my knowledge.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Okanes:

Left guard Matt Summers-Gavin, who missed the Washington game with a concussion, still isn’t practicing. Tedford said Summers-Gavin is day to day and doesn’t know when he will return to practice.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

well that’s a shitty X-mas present.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re taking this concussion business very seriously.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

for the best…but I wish MSG’s stem cells had developed just a smidge faster.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave many shits about the 04 Holiday Bowl. That game is in my top 5 of painful Cal losses.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I was so depressed at being cheated out of the Rose Bowl that I didn’t care at all about the Holiday Bowl. (Seems like the team felt the same way.)

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

also, it was especially rainy in the week leading up to the game, so we were all drenched.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I desperately wanted Cal to prove that we should have gone to the Rose Bowl. Instead we got our asses handed to us by a weaker group of Texans than the group that won a thrilling Rose Bowl.

How is that not horribly painful?

Plus, lest we forget, that was probably the best Cal team in the last 50 years. They deserved to go out with a win.

Now you’ve gone and gotten me sad, Carp!

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How was that not horribly painful?

Because I was lost in such a black fog of despair that I barely knew a football game was being played. That was the one and only time in my 40 years as a Cal fan that I actually got really depressed. I think because it was the first time I really believed we were going to the Rose Bowl, and then we lost it — not on the field, but to politics.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I just valued the moral righteousness a Holiday Bowl blowout of Texas Tech would have given us. I was denied my rightful indignation! Damn you Texas Tech fun ’n gun!

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry! It just feels like no one cares about Cal’s bowl game this year…in part because it’s a minor bowl game pre-Xmas (I think)…Best being out doesn’t help…I think the E-Bowl was a lot more exciting in terms of the pre-bowl buildup.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Before Christmas is way too early for my tastes. Also, it’s during the middle of a flight that I had booked a long time ago, so I’ll be watching on tape delay.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Utah is a better team than Boston College (I think) so there’s that. I don’t care much right now, but I know I’ll have fun in a week watching it. Football is fun, and that’s all I need.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Emerald Bowl was also more exciting because most of us were going to the game, I think.

Of course I’ll watch the Poinsettia Bowl., and root as hard as I can for Cal. I’m even having some friends over for it. But “exciting”? Might be stretching it.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be there in person! My first in person Cal football game since Cal over aTm in San Diego!

I have frozen twice in San Diego in December watching Cal football – once was almost the most miserable experience of my life!

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll be expecting an outstanding fan post about the game.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is going to write it?

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone who’s going to the game?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We apparently just got credentialed for some part of the experience, so we should hav esome good first person info.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, those Mormons aren’t going to know what hit them.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s unclear to me how aggressive Berkelium97 is.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Can LeonPowe get some third person info up in here?

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Give JO a honk for all of us. No, I don’t care that you’ve retired it.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t be there.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So the honking will be delegated to Avi I take it?

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, please, please at no point use the words Penis or Vaginersson. Or honk coach Tedford.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I honk Penis Vaginersson?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as its your own, and IN PRIVATE

…still no.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, who else is going to the game?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(I know we already did this, but, how else’re we going to break 1k?)

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, obviously, if it ain’t the Rose we shouldn’t give a fuck! Fire Gregory!

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by rollonubears on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of work piling on before the holidays.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

pics or else you solved the schroedinger for lead.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m writing up a transmutation grant as we speak.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is California sad face?

Louisiana? Really? Florida?!?!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

ignince is bliss…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there’s no real information in that article – when was it conducted?! Does it correlate with the high unemployment rate/ high foreclosure rate

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

typical shitty chron article!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s actually an AP article.

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

FML

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhh...

A new study found that people who report more satisfaction with their lives live in states that score well on things like good schools, low crime and short commuting time, perhaps a first objective look at why some states are happier than others.

1. Louisiana
6. South Carolina
7. Mississippi
9. Alabama

42. Rhode Island
44. Massachusetts
50. Connecticut

I’d love to see the methodology on this one.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes but they heavily positively weighted “number of meals that consist only of scrimps”

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oooh, you think this is a red state/blue state kinda thing…

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No – although it wouldn’t surprise anyone if I did, would it?

LA, MS and AL have horrible quality of life, the New England states for the most part are the opposite. It’s extremely hard to believe that people in the former have better schools, less crime, etc. etc.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

snarky answer: Mo’ money, mo’ problems, homes!

Actual answer: I think you’re right, although some of that might be a bias, but you make a good point.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Rhode Island has a lot of problems with government jobs – there are a lot of people the sum of whose ambition in life is to get a job with a government pension, and that shows up in teaching and other local government patronage issues. Aside from the base level of corruption, taxes are high, transport infrastructure is iffy, and people make fun of the fact that you still use words like bubbler, cabinet, and grinder, to say nothing of the noble quahog.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabinet?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That is weird.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HE DRINKS IT UP!

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It brings all the boys to the yard.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t rule out that people just like where they live. Louisiana certainly isn’t monolithic – people tend to think of New Orleans and that is a debacle in civic governance, crime, and education. I work with people down there who would argue that putting your child in Orleans Parish schools when you can afford private amounts to abuse.

But go a short way and Baton Rouge has okay schools, or the parishes on the North Shore. And go north of I-20 and it stops being Catholic and / or Cajun country and turns into traditional Baptist / redneck territory fast, with corresponding changes in civic efficiency.

I’d sooner live in New Orleans than Boston, I’ll tell you that much.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

short answer: The simpler life is, the happier they tend to be.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not necessarily ignorance. Plenty of people live happy lives without computers, televisons, and the like. As a result, many of their lives are less cluttered with all the trappings that come with said devices, and their lives are merely simpler. It doesn’t necessarily imply that they’re ignorant.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. One example is that most of the nation could get broadband internet if they wanted, but something like 30% choose not to.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I consider myself somewhat of an expert on crappy little towns, being that I am from one. The idea that there is some sort of “simple life,” like in Thoreau’s Walden is a creation of modern city-dwellers. The folks out in the unconnected boonies are not happier or less happy then those in the city. But those people out in the country without question have a lower standard of living. Just because they make do with less doesn’t mean they should have to make do.

by paleodan on Dec 17, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not simply a question of towns vs. cities. Perhaps my example of computers and TV was too simple – in fact, yes, I believe it was too narrow in scope. It has more to do with lifestyle than simply having-or-not-having. It’s a question of what you expect or want out of life, and how reachable or attainable those goals are. People in some small towns here may have nothing, but want it all – that’s is not gonna make you very happy, especially here in America, where the massive gap between the haves and the have-nots is very palpable. But if you live somewhere else – say another country – where the pleasures and goals in life are much more attainable in your particular situation, then you’re gonna be much happier.

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by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

yknow I posted this as the first response…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

SEC bias!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If I got to eat po boys, gumbo, and jambalaya all day, I’d be pretty happy too.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh sh!t moments in finals history...

Physics 8B. We had a visiting astro-physicist who didn’t bother to write a new final exam more relevant to our actual course.

I got a 27 out of 100 and broke out into that cold, cold, I’m gunna die sweat.
But, the mean was 22, so I ended up with an A for the course.

A collective and sustained oh-crap was the first quarter of dental school finals. Unlike Cal with the dead week and 1-2 finals per day. We had one day to study and then four straight days of four 2-hr finals per day. There was literally no time to prepare for every course. You had to chose between reading the textbook or the lecture notes. I think about 3 days in… I was laughing hysterically to myself and playing asteroids on the computer instead of studying. Bastards.

by Kodiak on Dec 17, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

sup y'all

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

wtf

1) I guess that’s a dead deer. Gross
2) Obama ruined health care – nothing has happened yet, and Healthcare already sucks
3) Why would the deer care about hunters? Bambi is a lot more magnanimous than we give him credit for.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The only guess I have is that because Obamacare has/will ruin healthcare, people can’t go hunting cause if they got hurt they’d be screwed? Is that it?

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What are they worried about health care for? Hasn’t Obama already taken away all their guns?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, now they can’t protect themselves from the onslaught of home invasion robberies that are about to take over rural Tennessee!!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything to rob in homes in rural Tennesse?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Various Volunteer-orange apparel?

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Volunteer hosteses?

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Other homes in rural Tennessee?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That kid from the Blind Side?

No, not that one, the little kid.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but it’s my second amendment right!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that would be the ’deer’s point.

And, I’m not that sympathetic if Obama ruins hunting.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about out your way, but hereabouts we need more deer shooting, not less. And in more rural areas it’s an important source of relatively cheap protein – and a hell of a lot less tainted than the factory meat I stuff down my maw.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

source of relatively cheap protein

What, SPAM not good enough for ya!?

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not Hawaiian.

by DC Trojan on Dec 17, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes it’s better to have a regular thinning of the herd. It’s rare that humans are a part of that – but it does need to happen.

Look at what happened to Yosemite when the took the grey wolves away – the whole ecosystem damn near fell apart. Now that the wolves are back, they’re killing and eating like they should be, and things are back to normal.

I’m not saying that humans hunting animals (in the modern fashion) is totally a seamless part of nature – just that in some cases, hunting can be a positive force in an area.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT.

I meant Yellowstone.

national park phail :(

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thinning of the herd is exactly the rationale behind the number of hunting permits. Good game managers allow enough hunting such that the number of e.g. deer never rises above the carrying capacity. If a certain area can only support 80 deer through the winter, and the population is estimated to be 100, then enough permits are issued to reduce the population by about 20. Granted, it’s not an exact science, but the logic makes sense to me.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The DC suburbs are choked with deer, but every time the local governments try and do something about it, soft-hearted suburbanites (which usually encompasses me, but not in this instance) start feeding the deer and sending their kids with “Save Bambi” signs to council meetings etc… which is fine until they end up with one through the windshield of their Honda Odyssey Touring Edition™.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

On a somewhat related note, I’ve always wondered why more homeless (and hungry?) people don’t eat the local urban/suburban wildlife.

by sec119 on Dec 18, 2009 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m pretty sure that the local gendarmerie discourage the homeless from wandering through the neighborhood with guns. But I know there’s at least one hunters’ group in northern VA that donates venison to local homeless shelters.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but if there’s anything else Looney Tunes has taught me, it’s that getting blown in the face by a double barreled shotgun at close range results in you turning very skinny and coated in some kind of ash, which is then shaken off and the body returns to normal in very short order.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Dick Cheney says no.

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by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging by the size of the deer that amble by my house, you’d need a really big box.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

plague?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because when they try to go to the government hospital that their excessively high taxes are paying for, they’ll have to wait in line behind all the illegal immigrants and the innocent civilians who got blown up by the terrorists that Obama was palling around with.

amidoingitrite?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more teabaggin

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this have something to do with your gay Nazis?

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

HP, you need to get over your Hitler/Stalin slash obsession. We’re all here to help

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HP – are you for or against shooting illegal immigrants as they attempt to enter this great land we call USA?

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

So the next time you see an immigrant, shoot him (gasp!) A smile! Goodnight!

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno enough about the logistics of the situation to support shooting them. I definitely support stopping illegal immigration, if that’s what you’re asking.

My comment was mocking the absurdly exaggerated extent to which conservatives blame random economic/political problems on illegal immigration.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think we should shoot ’em…we just should make them a bit more afraid of crossing illegally. If you have a baby born in the USA and the parents are illegals, is the US citizen?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it would be fine to shoot them w/paintballs.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

just so long as the boarder guards don’t accidentally grab the real bullet version…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Everyone born in the United States is automatically a citizen.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Guantanamo?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone in Guantanamo Bay is automatically a terrorist.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure. If it’s officially considered U.S. territory, then anyone born there would be a citizen. John McCain was born in the U.S. Panama Canal zone, and that made him a citizen.

Of course, anyone who has one parent who is an American citizen is also automatically an American citizen, no matter where they are born. This is one reason all the “birther” stuff is so ridiculous. Even if Obama had not been born in the U.S., he would have been born a citizen because his mother was an American.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure that’s true? That seems crazy.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Which part seems crazy?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true.

A lot of my friends are having kids (both in HK and China) and it’s a straight forward thing to issue the passport from the US consulate despite living overseas.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What CalBear81 said. I had a friend who crossed over in his mom’s tummy (his phrase was ‘jumped the fence’) and he’s a legal citizen. I did not ask about his parents.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I told you never to post bout that, AndBears!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well since technically you came from space, I don’t think that counts.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom jumped the space fence!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the US wants to put up some sort of ridiculous “space wall” at a cost of billions!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wow.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Freedom is not free.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

so they’re paying for their healthcare now?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were charged for the healthcare most illegal immigrant have I’m guessing my bill would come out to $0.00

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Most illegal aliens do pay taxes and don’t use government services — it’s quite the bargain for the rest of us. (Until their appendix ruptures, that is).

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what about all of that for-hire work they do (day-labor, etc.) and get paid in cash by some random person?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

those still pay sales tax, but are you really going to argue that those guys getting paid $50 bucks to build a garden wall in a backyard are pulling one over on you?

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t hire illegals. I ask ’em for papers if I do any business with them that I know of.

My Guns, God, and Jesus father-in-law does hire illegals from Home Depot.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of those dudes cheat on their taxes too, for their own principled reasons.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

good point.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

because if God wanted the poor people to have the money, he would have given them some, or made them get off their fat asses.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly why I don’t go to church…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents used to know a contractor whose used illegal workers because he couldn’t find anyone else. He’d go down to the unemployment and offer people the day’s wage for doing whatever job. He was basically given “no thanks” or “I don’t wanna do that kind of work.”

So he hired people who were willing to work hard and get the job done. They happened to be undocumented.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and you can’t really fault ’em for that…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 18, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true, maybe less so in this economy, but certainly in some places and some jobs there are no other options. Can you imagine the bureaucracy of trying to prove that no legals wanted the job and illegals had to be used?

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by AndBears on Dec 18, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I can imagine the bureaucracy of proving that everyone’s legal because I do federal contracting work.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

My family has hired illegals several times for moving stuff, remodel, painting etc… There are known spots in the Bay Area (actually a huge one in Berk down by 6th-7th-8th+Hearst) where you can just go and pick them up.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 18, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Spots = Home Depots and Hardware stores.

The one on Hearst is by Truitt and White, it’s a popular shop with local contractors.

by turkey on Dec 18, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The great thing about the spots in west berkeley is that it’s totally accepted and legal – there are even signs designating the area. Whereas, in Marin there are signs all over the place about how you’ll get reported to the IRS if they catch you hiring undocumented workers.

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by BearStage on Dec 18, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

think about it this way, you saved $100 on the legit guy you COULD have hired. That $100 will now go somewhere else in the economy.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Or I keep the $100 and do it my own damn self!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the only way money doesn’t go elsewhere in the economy is if you stuff it under a mattress (or in a bank now-a-days, those non-lending bastards)

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh.

I think I’ve told you this before, but the whole “my tax dollars are going to illegal immigrants” thing has never been substantiated. In fact, since many illegal immigrants pay payroll/sales/other taxes and DON’T necessarily use health services, it’s entirely possible that THEY are paying for YOUR healthcare.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I

just said that.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I said it with fewer words.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I need to read more about said topic. I reluctantly trust you on this one HP, in part because preggo AndBears is backing it.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So, with HP & I, it’s like 2.25 people.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly.

hope the .25 isn’t causing you to upchuck.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been playing the ’don’t throw up game’ a lot recently – but it’s getting better. I only threw up once this week!

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I asked mrs. carp if we could make Jillian (to go with our son Jack)…she said I was disturbed.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to wait until the rest of the hormones kick in which will make her forget all the horrible pregnancy stuff.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

roofies?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh…

I have a book recommendation for you –

You might like it, it explains females by neurochemical changes.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M CLICKING!!!!

I think I’m going to buy it.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

link

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I’ll give it a shot! You had me at “neurochemicals.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You are just finding out about this?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i typically stay away from articles re: illegals. I don’t need to become more of a wack job.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Give the guy a break. So he’s a little behind. This has only been the law for 222 years.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s one of the great things about this country. There are many countries where people don’t automatically become citizens when they are born there. That has led to the existence of a large underclass which has limited rights, and creates social instability, and encourages racism and discrimination.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of the reason that they’re not afraid to cross is that the risk/benefit is worth it for them.

Instead of focusing on risk, why don’t we look at the benefit? Preventing companies from hiring illegal immigrants may be a more effective means of decreasing illegal immigration in the long run.

by HolmoePhobe on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently having a massive recession is the best way to slow illegal immigration

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

this

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OK.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll need this.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

True story: This is a pic I took at a truck stop in Wisconsin on the way to the Minnesota game. It was a sticker you could buy for your car.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also this one:

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh whatever – as if most of the native born people who would display such a sign could pass muster.

by DC Trojan on Dec 18, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Quick, how many branches of government?!

uh, 2, 5, Can I include homeland security?

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by AndBears on Dec 18, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

wowy

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 18, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Wowwow Wubsy!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 18, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. The deer represents freedom? I think I get it.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s a good sign.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, poster board would have been a better choice.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got an e-mail from PG&E with the title “Cut Back on Your Gas.”

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday you had a poop joke and now today youve had a fart joke.

Working blue are we?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, CGB has successfully infected CalBear81. Now nobody is normal

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That was not a joke. I actually got such an e-mail. I think PG&E is spying on me.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you tell us such an unimportant piece of minutiae in your life unless it was intended as a joke?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s seeing if maybe royrules is onto something.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh. Twist, of course I reported it to you because I thought it was amusing. But it was not a “joke” in that it is something that actually happened. Get it?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

a humorous anecdote if you will.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone with a brain! Thank you.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Firstly, thanks for your report. Are you going to have your reports finalized by the weekend?

Secondly, if it is intended to amuse, it’s a joke. Intent To Amuse!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So you don’t get it?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an email from PG+E with the title “Cut Back on Your Fart LOL”

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an e-mail from PG+E saying, YOU r my bitch lol!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for actually making me LOL – at least covertly at work.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

A woman who laughs at fart jokes? Damn Rags really did make a good catch.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m having an odd day. Plus I’m odd mostly, so… yea… bully for me!

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But, to be fair, AndBears doesn’t passively aggressively demand that Ragnarok go clubbing with her solely to be her Designated Driver.

So, there is a trade off.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I love driving into SF, so I look forward to being DD.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love driving into SF

S-curve!!!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always the DD!

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

…I’m not sure what to do with that.

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec;d for actually making me fart – at least covertly at work.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for Firefox users

My browser hasn’t been playing nice with SBNation (slow scrolling, responds slowly to hotkeys and such) since it auto-installed the latest update. Chrome still seems to work fine and I’m not having trouble on any other sites. Anyone have a similar experience?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa, I was wondering why it’s been sucky lately. I just figured my computer was aging. I have no clue how to fix it though

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by norcalnick on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was only me

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 17, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good, I basically wanted to make sure I wasn’t alone on this one.

It’s at some point either SBNation or Mozilla fixed their shit so DBD-size threads wouldn’t crash browsers anymore, and now one of them has gone and mucked it up again.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My firefox decided that it enjoyed crashing every 20 minutes so I’m now a safari guy.

by LeonPowe on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

me too, perhaps I’ll switch to chrome.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I use IE 8 and it’s ok. yeah, not really.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 17, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What does the x-axis represent? (Prepares to read something he doesn’t understand.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Time (in milliseconds) that it takes to get through a bunch of javascript

by Kai on Dec 17, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Firefox for Linux is off that chart, in a bad way.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe use Iceweasel instead?

Same thing, I know, I know… but maybe the differences will matter?

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by BearStage on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried chrome on linux recently? I’ve heard good things

by Kai on Dec 17, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I’ve been debating myself.

by sec119 on Dec 17, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind, that was stupid.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It was OK, but not enough shirt taking off!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

My finals strategy

My first final after i turned 21 happened to be Saturday morning at 8am. Like a good student, I went to Bears Lair for Beat the Clock the day before, and got hammered.

My girlfriend was planning on helping me study that night, and she was going to make me dinner. Instead I showed up 2 hours late, and she kicked me out of her apartment.

After sleeping for 3 hours, I went back to her apartment, where, still half drunk, she fed me and helped me study. I got to the final 20 minutes late because A) I was hung over, and B) nothing is open at 8 am Saturday for coffee on northside. Anyway, I finished, got a B, and got and A- in the class.

The moral, of course, is always drink beer.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 17, 2009 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

flagged for not ending that with ‘the moral of the song is to bring your beer along’

otherwise you are a nutball.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Finals,

I was always good about finals, I never pulled all nighters, I just stayed at home and dedicated 12 hours a day to studying, and eating ramen noodles to limit the amount of time dedicated to eating and other useless activities.

My most memorable final was in social cognition class, and I was writing a short essay about mirror neurons. I was feeling so good, because it was going well, and it was my last final, that I started to write about how I was trying to use mirror neurons to get my dog to go to sleep by drooping my eyes. I got a B+ in the class, so they were either amused or forgiving.

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Is there a CGB group for ESPN bowl pick’em?

by GBB4188 on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

The CGB Bowl pool is Yahoo. There was a frontpage post about it a while back, look for Fantasy Football posts.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I was just curious because I’ve got some other groups on ESPN and already have the picks made. /lazy

by GBB4188 on Dec 17, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that definitely would have been convenient, but whatever.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 17, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 17, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty funny

The seamless transition from admiration to guilt, self-loathing to anger, distrust to vengeance-plotting… that I can appreciate. I just don’t think the concluding declaration of victory fits the profile.

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by Ploppity Drown on Dec 17, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a pretty sweet post from SBN’s Georgia Tech blog, From the Rumble Seat, in anticipation of their bowl game: Getting To Know the Hawkeyes’ Traditions by Winfield Featherston.

Mascot: Their mascot is a hawk named Herky, a reference to Hercules. Costumed Herky is older than Buzz, first taking the field in 1959. I guess it’s more original than Buzz. Herky’s head is made of ceramic which lets him have his mouth open at all times and seemingly willing to eat small babies in one fell swoop. Naturally this is a terrifying thought to a small child and I can only imagine how many kids run away from the sight of the Hawk running up to them, wings spread out.
Bears!: Just like Georgia Tech, Iowa also has had a bear live under the bleachers and serve as an unofficial mascot. Unlike, Georgia Tech, this bear was not a product of a Rose Bowl victory and the story does not end well. The Iowa bear’s name was “Burch” and he was imported from the land of Idaho. From the years of 1908-1910, he was the school’s unofficial mascot as he lived in the stadium and toured the sidelines until he drowned in the Iowa River. Yet again, Georgia Tech proves to win in the “unofficial mascot Bear war” in that “Bruin” AKA “Stumpy’s Bear” outgrew his stadium and was donated to the zoo. Though, we do have “Sideways the Dog” a lovable pup who died due to eating rat poison.
School Colors: The Iowa Hawkeyes wear black and gold and I don’t know why. We wear gold because we wanted to insult the university [sic] of georgia by beating them handidly in a color they refused to wear because they believed yellow was"cowardly."

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 17, 2009 6:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

good find, and extra points if you added the ‘[sic]’

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by AndBears on Dec 17, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

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