DBD 12.11.09 Keep our A's in Oakland
A lot of big stories this morning...while I'm waiting to ensure the baby's asleep before returning to my slumber I thought I'd throw up a DBD (it's 2:08 AM). All links links SF Gate, SFW, and should open in a new window unless otherwise noted. Cal-themed stories are in blockquotes.
65 people arrested in wheeler hall protest. Yawn.
Bart OK's people mover to Oakland Airport.
Epic meteor shower expected Sun night.
Bay Bridge lane closures to begin tonight.
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Is he Irish enough? Notre Dame picks the 'natti's Brian Kelly to take over. I have watched 0 snaps of 'natti football so I have no idea if this is a good move. While I hate Notre Dame, I think that means I really like them. I love Notre Dame stadium, their unis, their non-conferenceness, and their history.
Just when you think the Pirates couldn't fuck up some more: Bobby Crosby signed a one year, $1 million contract to play for the Pirates.
Bruce Jenkins needs to retire.
Stanfurd hires Harbaugh's dad to be RB coach.
Clint Eastwood, who's directed Invictus starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon, utilized noneother than Jack Clark (calbears.com) to help make the rugby authentic in the movie. I'm willing to pay the sitter for this one.
Finally, in huge news the City of Oakland (Caution: Carolyn Jones story) has listed three potential waterfront-ish sites for a new A's ballpark.
"We're willing to fight to keep our A's in this city," said city Councilman Larry Reid. A's owner "Lew Wolff said there's no viable stadium sites in Oakland. Well, we've proven him wrong."
I hope to Bak Bak this goes through.
Mayor Ron Dellums said Oakland offers the A's economic vitality, a solid fan base and great baseball tradition.
"Oakland and baseball are synonymous," he said. "If baseball is a game of the people, then what better place than this magnificent city that has embraced everyday people from all over the world?"
Well said, Mayor Dellums, well said. Now don't fuck this up and pay your damn taxes.
I'll get the rest of the News & World report as well as the official calbears.com stories at a more reasonable hour.
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Yesterday at work, a colleague and I were talking NFL football. Somehow, the topic of Desean Jackson came up, and how he has been a very good draft pick for the Iggles. My colleague (knowing my Cal alumness and fandom) asked me, “didn’t he drive around on a cart or something on the field after you guys won a game?”
Of course, I took the opportunity to correct him, tell him it was Marshawn, and tell the full story. Highlight of my day.
Bishop seals victory, which leads to
Praise be to Tedford!
Still hilarious because of how he almost hit someone at the 10 second mark.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions
Brian Kelly is a great hire
But I still don’t know if I’m convinced he can live up to Notre Dame’s expectations.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 11, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions
Why wouldn’t they wait until AFTER the bowls are done. Seems like kind of a dick move, and Kelly needs to concentrate on the bowl game!
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Test an interim coach out for the bowl game?
I can’t understand faulting Jim Kelly here. He wanted to step up to a higher-paying, more prestigious job.
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I can understand faulting Jim Kelly. He didn’t win any of those four Super Bowls! Loser.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Thanks for that. Great.
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by BeastMode on Dec 11, 2009 10:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
If only Thurman Thomas hadn’t misplaced his helmet!
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
If only Thurman Thomas hadn’t misplaced his helmet!
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I blame Thurman Thomas’s Thermous.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
They NEVER wait until bowls are done if they can help it. Recruiting comes up hard and fast after the season, and the more time you have to assemble a staff, the better prepared you’ll be. In actuality, this helps Cincinnati, as it gives them more time to find a new coach, and most of the coaching moves have yet to be made, so there’s still good coaches left out there.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Sucks for the kids though, They work so hard and are so excited for the bvoel game, just to have their coach abandon them. There’s no way he can coach that game now, and even if me wanted to, the kids wouldn’t listen to or respect him.
Just seems like a shite thing to do, abandoning your players right before what is arguably the biggest game of their lives.
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Not sure how much I buy the “it’s better for Cinci” argument. Wouldn’t most bowl-eligible programs put a new hire off until after the postseason anyway (at least publicly)? For example, Bill Stewart had the “interim” tag post-Rich Rod until after WVU beat OU in the Fiesta Bowl. And it’s certainly bad for them this year, since they’re on the cusp of maybe the biggest game in Cinci football history and have to adjust to a new coach. As we all know, it’s not every year you go to (or have a shot at) a BCS Bowl. Maybe they’ll have a pre-bowl, post-departure fantastic hire (like Kelly himself was) or find someone great in the off-season, but it’s still not the best of situations.
That having been said, I understand the Brian Kelly’s perspective. It’s better for his new program for him to get started right away and thus better for him. It just sucks for Cinci.
Recruiting.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
BIRTHDAY TIME
Happy birthday Mike Tepper!
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
Dude, heres the one thing I dont like about the waterfront ballpark.
Were at the game. Its a gorgeous Oakland day. I have tickets to go to Yoshi’s later. I ate at Chicken and Waffles before the game. Im gonna eat at Everett and JOnes for dinner. Great stuff, right?
Except that like every 30 minutes an Amtrak train rumbles down the street blasting that fucking horn SO loud! Also, BART doesnt go right there. Itd be like with PacBell where you have to walk 10 blocks or whatever. Better than Fuckmont, of course!
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Get your balls out of your purse
I lived right next to a subway line twenty feet from my balcony with trains going by every ten minutes.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
So, Im supposed to ENJOY a train rumbling on by with an ear-splitting horn when it goes by? “OH PLEASE YES! YAY! DESTROY MY HEARING YAY!!!!!!! PRAISE BE TO BAK BAK FOR THIS GIANT DISTRACTION FROM THE GAME!”
There are a lot of positives to a waterfront ballpark. The train is not one of them.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You are aware that there are subway lines in New York right next to Yankee Stadium and Citi Field, right? It’s not the end of the world.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not entirely sure about the subway in New York, but are they above ground and do they have remarkably loud horns? Seems like theyd be below ground and not audible from the surface.
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Horns are remarkably loud, but you can definitely hear them go by. They’re all below ground in Manhattan, in other boroughs they can be above or below.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
whoops
Meant to write that trains aren’t remarkably loud. I must have blacked out while writing that comment or something like Daryl Johnston.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
trains are really really loud. i can hear caltrain from my house and i live a good distance away from them, with hills in the way any everything. and you can hear the amtrak from campus.
can only really hear bart when youre a block away from the tracks (if its underground)
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
but not at a decibel level to interrupt normal speech, and probably not if there were thousands of people cheering/chatting/bbq’ing, etc.
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but this is an a's game
the disparaged crowd will be deathly silent
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
I’m less than pleased with your support now.
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but you’ll take it, because me, the filthy rich and snobby giants fan is on your side. i just hope that oakland doesn’t choose to move the stadium to the naval base in alameda; where would the mythbusters be able to blow up various and sundry items??!?!?? :( :(
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
HOORAY
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
I once made the mistake of sitting in the bleachers at a Giants game. I witnessed the crowd call security on the only two Giants fans who were making noise.
I’ll take the sparsely populated but rowdy Coliseum any day of the week, thank you.
by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How often does the Capitol Corridor train run? I didn’t think they had more than a train every hour or so. As for horn, I think once a game isn’t too bad, although if they were horn-crazy like Seattle then it’d be a little obnoxious.
Union Pacific runs trains all the live long day and night.
they do about 10x the amount of trains compared to the CC (which is like 20 round trips per day through there)
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 11, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Someone buy Twist a box of tampons, please
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
flagged hard you bitch, what the fuck man!? I’d gladly keep the A’s in Oakland if it meant a stupid little train whistle.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
LET’S – GO – OAKLAND! train whistle – train whistle – trainwhistletrainwhistletrainwhistle
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
you pose to be up cookin breakfast for somebady!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Victory cannon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> train whistle
by calgbear on Dec 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Why do people continue to misunderstand my posts? I am stating that there are many positives to this plan. There is also one negative. You have all fixated on the negative way too much. It is odd to me.
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If the train doesn’t disrupt shows at Yoshi’s, why would it disrupt a baseball game?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm… maybe it is the train whistle that has been disrupting the digestive processes of Pizzeria Uno diners…
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arguably the best comment I’ve read in some time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ak6qoK5cg
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At least one of those sites is a non-starter since the identified area has 20 different private owners. But the other two (the harbor terminal and the fire training site) are interesting.
My wife and I, in our courtship days, used to go to a lot of games (e.g. in section 119) and we’d bring along the greatest Vietnamese sandwiches from this tiny hole in the wall in Oakland Chinatown. I’d be quite excited to do that without having to make an extra BART stop.
You bought sandwiches from a hole in a wall? Sounds dangerous.
There are 3 colors there, which color is the one thats a non-starter?
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I think it’s the green one. The red is the harbor terminal (single owner) and the teal is the Oakland fire training structure. I like the teal the best b/c it’s pretty close to the Lake Merritt BART station.
20 private owners a non-starter?!?!
Bruce Ratner laughs at that notion.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
Some strong-arm tactics would def be useful here. If Oakland couldn’t get it done with the private owners near the Coliseum, I have a hard time believing they’d get it done with slightly more valuable real estate.
If only they knew a lawyer whose specialty was in evictions!
If only they knew a lawyer whose specialty was in evictions and was good at it!
Fixed.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
a couple of AN opinions that I find noteworthy:
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/12/10/1195460/as-on-the-oakland-waterfront#26951936
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/12/10/1195460/as-on-the-oakland-waterfront#26953424
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/12/10/1195460/as-on-the-oakland-waterfront#26952659
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dude. the uptown area has been trying to be redeveloped for 20 years,
and it has way less owners and the city can’t get forward on it.
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 11, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
If only we know someone with expertise in evicting people.
If only…
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
I heard he’s been really, really, busy knitting
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
The worst part is that I suck at both!
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Why is the worst part that you suck at both?
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t you have an Indian stereotype to break down or something?
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by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
One of the private buildings in the green area is a 111,000 square-foot 365 Main data center built in 2001.
Yeah, good luck moving that.
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by minesweeper on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Leave a window open
I know a couple crackheads that’ll clean that place out in a half hour.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
How ‘bout Moyes trying to land Donovan?…Glad I chose to root for them, even though they’ve been hit hard by injury this year. Should be interesting, even if he’s just a sub
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
not that you asked, but
I LOVE IT. Even if he’s just a sub, he’ll get more and better experience than languishing in MLS off-season. And there’s a decent chance he breaks the lineup, since he can play a couple of positions.
yeah, i know nothing about the actual game of soccer, but i read he would be a great fit when they play a 4-4-1-1 and possibly a super-sub when 4-4-2 (though i don’t see why because it looks like they frontline is the same in both formations)
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
His success in MLS and national team play and failures in European leagues has always confused me.
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well, he’s only played in the German league… I imagine EPL is diff
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
I couldn’t be less pleased. I’ve never liked Donovan, and all this will achieve will be to wear him out as badly as European league players.
This is testing my nascent support of Everton to the limit.
oh come on… you party pooper.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I wasn’t expecting one, Mr. Scrooge.
I think Landon’s still eligible to play CB in the Emerald Bowl
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
I think USC’s been quite bad enough this season. Besides, the unreliable speedster position is taken by Joe McKnight.
true, your CBs definitely don’t take up any speedster position
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
There really was only one display of speed on defense this year… Who knew it was going to be Mays’ play of the year?
I won’t be clicking on that link, and I won’t be subscribing to your newsletter. Excuse me while I return some videotapes.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a dickroll.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
You shouldn’t be… Lazy Europeans are lying to you when they say they get ‘worn down’ over their seasons as excuses for not performing well on the national teams
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
If you played for a top EPL team you could easily play 50 plus games between mid-August and the end of May. That’s not trivial.
It's quite a grind for the best clubs
38 league games + FA cup + Carling/league cup + Champions league or Euro league + International qualifying games and friendlies
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but Donovan would be eligible to play, what, half of that? And I doubt he’d be playing the full 90 for everyone of them, if even a single one.
And he’d have the chance to go up some guys he’ll see in the WC (of course, vice versa)
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
He’d be eligible for everything. But no, he wouldn’t play in many games at most clubs. We U.S. fans would probably get annoyed with his lack of playing time (ala Jozy at Hull)
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but the season is 15-16 games in, is all I’m saying
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know about the eligbility rules for the FA Cup and Europa League, in which Everton is hanging on by a thread. But they’ve been so decimated with injuries, he could be playing a lot.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s an excellent move by David Moyes, because Everton could use the help and I think that if he doesn’t back out being tackled, Donovan could be a solid striker for them.
He’s eligible for the FA Cup as long as he has not played in the competition for another team this season (obviously hasn’t).
Europa League is trickier but I suspect Everton would add him to their “Europa Roster” once the window opens in January.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
That’s pretty strong.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
He’s disappeared in some of the big games, e.g. @Mexico. But he’s done pretty well in others, e.g. Mexico at home.
He’s carried the petulant tag for a while, but I thought that had died down as of last year or so.
When you ‘co-write’ a book mostly designed to complain about your team’s biggest star you’re going to have trouble shedding that label.
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meh, when athletes ‘co-write’ things… yeah, i’m sure you get it. i never really followed the whole saga, but it seems like he and beckham are on better terms now, no?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
U guys still within the crackhead subthread here?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
Once upon three years ago, I arranged a medley of the two “It’s My Life” songs for a marching band. I thought it was awesome, but nobody else liked it much.
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For a marching band, eh? I’d love to learn more!
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Hmm, they have marching bands on football fields now.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve noticed that typically, about half of a DBD comes from one original comment
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
they’re probably on ‘fuck it, let’s try to play great soccer and never say a word to each other off the pitch’ terms
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It was kind of weird watching them play on the Galaxy, in that they did the normal teammate excited hugging or whatever after a goal, and it was hard to tell if it was scripted/forced or not.
When Donovan sent his MLS final penalty shooting towards row ZZ, the cameras immediately cut to Beckham… who was doing a very convincing job of not smirking.
you have a very pessimistic view of the human condition… i think he was more downtrodden because they were very close to losing the game
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not a particular fan of David Beckham, but I lost any final shred of patience I had with Landon Donovan with his bitch-fest of a book ostensibly written by Grant Wahl.
The Beckham circus at LA Galaxy may have been irritating, but when Donovan can say he’s played a key role in winning two leagues, has a Champions League winner’s medal, and singlehandedly rescued a World Cup qualifying effort (or at least be given credit for it), having worked his way into it as a limited player, then I’ll be interested in his opinion.
I guess I interpreted that differently, where LD was taking Beckham to task for not being a good teammate and Grant Wahl was looking for saleable quotes. I see your point though.
LOL
I used to have a print shop in West Oakland and couldn’t leave the door open cuz they’d steal ANYTHING. Didn’t matter if they knew what it was for or not.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
if Uncle Lew gives Oakland the ol’ FU, we might have found someone scummier than Al Davis.
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dude, considering what Oakland has done to Wolff I would not blame him in the least if he gave Oakland the old FU.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Um, isn’t there an Amtrak station next to the current Oakland Coliseum? I fail to see how that is a nuisance.
Yeah, you’d have to take a bus or walk from BART, just like AT&T Park. But, also like AT&T, you can take the ferry there! I could totally drive to the Alameda Ferry station and take a 2 minute boat ride to the game!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I have no recollection of the AMTRAK ever blasting its horn going by the current Coliseum. I have no idea if it does. does it? I know it does on Jack London because it goes down the street there and has to alert people not to get in the way. So, it might not be the same situation at all.
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I like the train…it’s comforting…plus it’s one less car on the road or container-carrying big rig to cause epic fails on our interstates.
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Fun fact: All trains are required a long honk, a short honk, and two long honks prior to every RR track-street interchange
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Clearly, none of the people here have stood next to the AMTRAK when it blasted its horn. Its remarkably loud and painful upon the ears!
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You’re going to be INSIDE a loud stadium. Why the hell would you think that having a train nearby is going to have the same impact? Why would you equate standing next to an Amtrak train to being the same thing as being inside a stadium next to the station?
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed, all the fans are likely to be 50 feet up and enclosed in a concrete stadium. Consider how sound travels, usually out and up, it does not travel down over the the edge.
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I think I just pulled something…in my brain.
It’s waaaay too early for scientific-ky diagrams n’ such. I’m getting horrible flashbacks to Pchem.
(shakes head)
(mumbles something about the Schroedinger eqn only working for He+ lol)
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It works for everything! I’m sure you meant there are only exact solutions for the harmonic oscillator, particle in a box, single atom single electron systems, and diatomic molecules with one electron, eg He_2 3+ or H_2 +.
We’re nerds approximately; you’d never be able to peg both our nerdiness and who we are with precision and at the same time.
Im just saying that being down in the area can be unpleasant when the train comes by. Maybe you wouldnt be able to hear it in the park, thatd be great. But tailgating. Pregaming. Tailgaming. Pregating. Those could all be affected!
And you know how much I love to tailgame.
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Then we have to refer to the current Coliseum. There is a railway adjacent to the stadium (ever wonder why they have the elevated walkway? it’s not just to elevate the homeless sax players) and they have parking lot tailgating. Now with the size of the parking lot, there is some inherent distance placed between the people and the trains. Jack London is not made this way, it does have pedestrians adjacent to the train tracks, but I really think your experience is based on being within 5-10 feet of the train. And unless you’re setting up your tailgate infront of BevMo (not actually a bad idea…) You’ll have plenty of distance from the train to talk.
Although the way you talk, you’re bound to be interrupted by the train, just by sheer quantity of things you say.
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Oh, I dont tailgate at the Coliseum. Too close to the trains.
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True – and there is a famous open-air theatre in San Diego, I think the one I’m thinking of is the Starlight Bowl in Balboa Park, which is under the landing path of the nearby airport (both are near downtown). It’s a very small crowd which are absolutely silent during the performance, so when a plane flies over, a light on stage goes on, the actors freeze for 30 seconds, and then resume when it’s gone.
A simple example of making it work for much more noise sensitive arenas.
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i take amtrak everyday.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
No, but his wife does.
From Ron Jeremy
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
You can hear the train at the Coliseum.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
And it sounds oh so good…. reminds you of the industrial, low income area you’re in
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
think of it as a comfort honk. You know about those, right?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
*browraise *
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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before you all jump in and explain the joke to me, I understand it’s from the simpsons. I went a different way.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
This reminds me of a joke often repeated in Archie comics, where Veronica would carry around this urn and talk about it, then Archie would ask “What’s a Grecian Urn?”, to which Jughead would respond “Oh, about $10/hour”.
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Also, BART doesnt go right there. Itd be like with PacBell where you have to walk 10 blocks
Complaining about 10 blocks? Man are you lazy!
(I just wanted to insult twist too)
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I don’t go to Cal games any more because you have to walk a mile up a big hill to get to them.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
if you take caltrain then you only have to walk two blocks. solution is: move to the peninsula
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
ahem
TAKE OFF THAT RED SHIRT!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
i’ve been a cal fan longer than your family has been in america!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
:)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sadly, most of the people on the ship didn’t.
…wait, we’re talking about different trips to America, aren’t we?
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turkey was talking about the oriffic conditions found upon slaving vessels of the time.
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ah, then we are talking about the same one.
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I thought you were a Jew?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The Native Americans are the lost tribes of Israel. Haven’t you read the Book of Mormon?
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
No. I only have 1 kid and I’m 27.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Then you probably also don’t know that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
Makes me feel dumb for not realizing on my own. Whenever I think of paradise on earth my mind always wanders to thoughts of Missouri
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Missouri… more like MISERY!!!!!
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
I fail to see how those are mutually exclusive.
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Indians are Jews is not a meme.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
except, of course, when it is a meme.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
it’s more of an ethos really.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
that’s racis!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
carp, is there anything you can’t do?
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A guy walked into a bar…
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
And he said, “Ouch! Who put this bar here?”
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
PacBell rules.
Worth walking 10 blocks because 21st Amendment is on the way.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I have not met a single As fan who hates going to Giants games with me.
Especially after we take the detour to the 21st Amendment.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I do love going to Giants games in my A’s gear and shouting “ZITOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Zito’s taking us straight to the series baby! Aaron Rowand and Eugenio Velez FTW!!!
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Flag’d
you currently have no catcher.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You’ve crossed the line!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
face it…we do. And I can say we because I go to 8 games a year at severely discounted rates.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yeah, I know. I mostly went last year because they paid me to.
63 games, FTW!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
impressive. You get the salute for your loyalty.
I’m hoping Chris Carter and (my fav) Brett Wallace are the answers.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I’m guessing he was employed by the A’s in some capacity.
Kinda like Daric Barton.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
:(
at least our prospects haven’t committed murder (allegedly) that we know of.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
have the giants’ prospects done that?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Angel Villanuevo(a), iirc.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
(a)
how long ago was this? the dude’s like 19!
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
it’s actual Villalona
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Villalona. Supposedly killed a guy in a bar. It’s become a he said/she said disaster.
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I don’t know about you guys, but this makes me very optimistic about his future!
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
i hope so.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
I was employed by the A’s last year. I don’t know how to tell you what I did without giving away my secret identity.
Best. Job. Ever.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, we all know you are a giant elephant who can go hyphy. What other job would you have had? It was the part you were born to play!
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Without revealing my true identity
I’m one of these people.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
How’d you score that one?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Applied at oaklandathletics.com
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
Never!
Well, a couple times, but only because I had to make sure red lost. Hard.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You turned something bad into something good.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Never bet on red when the A’s play the Angels.
Oh no, I’ve said too much!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Its OK, Im pretty sure Billy Beane wanted to trade you for a younger dot from the White Sox.
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I think he already has.
:(
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
know weigh
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Oh yeah.
They paid me to do that.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Verified
CBG was workin’ it on every $2 night I attended.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
I saw him there every game I attended. With an OFFICIAL WALKE TALKIE!
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Dude, I still have my keys to the Coliseum!
Kickball party!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
O shit yes please
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Hey
This subthread is kinda on-topic for today’s DBD subject line!
I contributed!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
you listen to me, and listen to me good.
Please, Bob Geren, start playing Travis Buck.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
And Powell
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
and not Crosby. Ever.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Not our problem anymore :)
Dude plays for the Pirates now.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
so there is a god.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Indeed.INDIANAPOLIS — Former AL Rookie of the Year Bobby Crosby and the Pittsburgh Pirates have agreed to a $1 million, one-year contract.
The 29-year-old infielder had spent his previous seven seasons with Oakland Athletics and was voted the rookie honor in 2004, when he batted .239 with 22 homers and 64 RBIs.
He hit just .223 this year with six homers and 29 RBIs in 238 at-bats, becoming the first Oakland player to appear in at least five games at four infield positions since Ernest Riles in 1991. He went on the disabled list in August because of a strained left calf.
Crosby can earn $500,000 in performance bonuses based on plate appearances.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
It’s just sad when you vastly overpaid for a mlb player with a $1mil contract
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
no…Sabean and teh “brain trust” said he’s starting off in AAA.
Bengie wants more than 1 yr.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yeah, they’ve already promised that Molina’s gone. I haven’t heard specific quotes but the general consensus is they’re trying to find somebody on the cheap to take a few starts while they work Posey into the lineup. Like I said, as long as Molina’s off the team I don’t care who we get. No more OBP blackholes hitting cleanup please
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suzuki for bumgartner (sp?)…get it done sabes!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What happened in this ep to make Mikey Scott act like this?
BTW, last nights ep was pretty sick.
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Fabric. That's exactly what I wanted...
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin on Michael’s lap was really awesome.
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Watching Kelly’s face during that sequence was pretty great. She couldn’t hold back laughter. She was being in character by breaking character!
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
Thurs night is a solid night. Office-30 Rock-Sunny-League. Sick!
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Also, when you’re on campus, you can play “Guess the Party Theme” at night.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
Ive watched it before, its OK. Im not a big TV watcher, so I dont like to sit there for 3 hours. Also I was at a party till like 8 and then I got home just in time for the podcast which went 45 minutes.
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I dont know thats what TwistNHook said. And I trust that guy.
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I mean has he ever been wrong before?
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Every time he looks in the mirror before he steps out the door.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
that’s probably dependent on how well he hits in spring ball, no?
or is that more about $?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
The Giants do have a history of making dumb decisions based on half a month of ABs against non-roster pitchers destined for AA ball.
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I liked the Edgardo Alfonso era.
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--Coach Clark
huh, really? I know Bobby Estalella and his 32" bi’s were on the juice.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Holy crap, I had never heard this part: He sued the people who made the roids cause they didn’t work!!!
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Is that like Baked Lincecum?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
You know they bake together.
Matt Cain isn’t invited.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Matt Cain has rodeos and line dances to attend, fuck you very much.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
U better believe Brian Wilson is though.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
ahaha
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll never go to a Giants game with you!
But it has little to do with the Giants.
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Yeah. I guess you can’t be bothered walking 10 blocks anyway.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, hey
What’s wrong with Fremont? :(
As a Giants fan, I don’t really care where the A’s end up. Though if they ended up swapping territorial rights and having Berkeley and perhaps Fremont in Giants territory (and Furd in A’s territory), I wouldn’t mind.
OFFENSIVE TO GOD AND NATURE FLAGGEDFLAGGEDFLAGGED
Berkeley and perhaps Fremont in Giants territory (and Furd in A’s territory), I wouldn’t mind.
GET. OUT.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 11, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
Here is a list of things in Fremont that people care about:
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Fremont is a great city, however the Oakland As dont belong ther.e
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Can we show a little tact to GeoFreak? Or are we just going to make him feel bad about himself more?
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Don’t worry about it. This is the internet, and I know that you can’t take things too seriously, especially here. In fact, from what I’ve seen, this is how you guys treat each other all the time, so I guess I feel more like part of the community now.
Jeez, why did I have to get serious Twist? I was just teasing… I don’t have anything against Fremont, it’s just fun to make fun. Thanks GeoFreak for understanding!
Cal swimmers doing well internationally:
HONG KONG – California junior Hannah Wilson, swimming for Hong Kong in her hometown, won two silver medals and four bronze medals in the 2009 East Asian Games swimming competition that wrapped up on Thursday at Kowloon Park Swimming Pool. Wilson’s teammate and former Cal star Sherry Tsai competed for the last time for Hong Kong. An All-American for Cal from 2005-07, Tsai retired from competitive swimming after the meet.
Wilson claimed silver in a time of 8:04.86 as part of Hong Kong’s 800-meter freestyle relay along with incoming 2010 Cal freshman Stephanie Au, earned another silver in a time of 3:40.80 in the 400-meter freestyle relay with Au and Tsai, and won bronze in the 400-meter medley relay (4:03.07) with Tsai.
Individually at the East Asian Games, Wilson earned bronze in the 50 freestyle (25.70), 100 free (55.13) and 100 butterfly (58.85). She also placed fifth in the 50 fly (26.91).
Au won two individual medals, finishing third in the 200 free (1:31.16) and 400 free (4:14.58). She was also fifth in the 800 free (8:57.12).
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Men’s soccer player invited to MLS combine:
BERKELEY – Former California defender Tyler Barry was invited to the 2010 Major League Soccer Combine to be held from Jan. 9-13 in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., MLS announced on Thursday. Barry, who completed his college career with the 2008 season, suffered an anterior cruciate ligament knee injury midway through 2008 and was not a viable candidate to attend the 2009 MLS Combine.
“It’s been a long recovery process for Tyler coming off his knee injury last year,” Cal head coach Kevin Grimes said. “We’re so happy and excited to see him get a chance to fulfill his dream of becoming a professional player. Tyler was having a great season in 2008 before his injury. It is nice to see him get recognized for his stellar play the four years he was here at Cal.”
Barry is one of 62 mostly current college seniors from 44 Division I schools with a spot on the initial list of invitees to the combine, which will end two days before the 2010 MLS SuperDraft. A member of the 2008 NSCAA Far West All-Region and All-Pac-10 teams, Barry was an integral member of the backline and started all 11 games he played in last year before his ACL injury cut short his final season. He played in 72 games and collected four goals and one assist during his Cal career.
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Current men’s soccer players receive honors:
BERKELEY – California put a trio of Golden Bears – junior forward Andrew Wiedeman, junior defender A.J. Soares and sophomore goalkeeper David Bingham – on the National Soccer Coaches Association of America NCAA Division I Far West All-Region teams, the NSCAA announced on Thursday. This marks the second straight honor for Wiedeman, who repeats his first-team status, and the first such accolade for Bingham, who is on the third team. Soares, who was a third-team pick in 2008, is a second-team selection this season.
Wiedeman, who was one of the most dangerous attacking players on the West Coast this season, was Cal’s leading scorer and a first-team All-Pac-10 selection in 2009. The San Ramon, Calif., product paced the Bears in points (26), goals (11) and game-winning goals (5) after starting all 18 games. He also tied senior forward Jeff Cosgriff for second on the team with four assists. Wiedeman ended the regular season tied for second in goals and ranked third in points in the Pac-10. He is one of 34 players vying for the Soccer News Net’s Player of the Year award.
Also strong in the classroom, Wiedeman earned a spot on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America second team after first claiming a berth on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-District 8 Team. Wiedeman was named to three important preseason award lists – the Watch List for the Missouri Athletic Club Hermann Trophy and the preseason All-America teams for Soccer America and College Soccer News.
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Adam Schefter disagrees with Rishi
Q: Adam, I am nuts to think that the 49ers should start Smith next year and wait another year before drafting a QB? Shouldn’t their focus be on offensive linemen, defensive backs or pass-rush linebackers? If the season ended today, they would have the 10th and 14th picks. Do you really think one of the better QBs will slip to the 49ers when four teams (I’d say five but I don’t trust Al Davis) who need a QB draft before them?
—Nick (Englishtown, N.J.)
A: Nick, your thinking is completely in line with the organization’s. They are big Alex Smith fans right now. And as is the case with Gradkowski, we have to see how the season plays out in the final quarter. But if the draft were held today, I’d guess that the 49ers would be more inclined to use those two first-round picks on offensive or defensive linemen, defensive backs, or pass-rush linebackers. But there still are four games left this season for their final verdict to come in. But to date, Smith has begun to play up to some of the potential that the 49ers identified in him when they made him the No. 1 overall pick — ahead of Aaron Rodgers.
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Since Cinci was so nati
Hey carp, you reminded me of Babes in Toyland, a terrible movie my dad bought when I was a kid. Specifically, the scene where Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves sing about how awesome Cincinnati is (“she’s Ohio’s Maserati”).
oh my god, that was awesomely terrible. wow. three questions occur to me:
1) WTF?
2) How does Keanu Reeves still get work? I don’t understand how he’s had the career he’s had.
3) Who thought this was a good idea? Aren’t there whole rooms full of executives who have to approve things like this?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
(2) the dreamy hair/eyes?
(3) see (2)
fyi, my dad is still in charge of our home movie library. His taste has gotten a little better.

True but unnecessary story
This reminds me of a traumatic childhood christmas when I was probably about 7 or so. Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ had just come out on video and I asked for it for Christmas. Low&behold, christmas morning, I open up to find — the knockoff version. I cried like crazy, because I thought I had been bad, and not good enough for the real little mermaid. I do remember my dad panicking and running immediately to the store to get me the real one.
Of course, now I realize he was busy, and it was an honest mistake. But man, I hope I don’t ruin christmas like that.

ah, low budget animation, you keep Korea running
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Christmas is the worst holiday ever! Hanukah has never made anybody cry!
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Why would Hanukah make Jesus cry?
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Tears of frustration because he couldn’t figure out how to spell it?
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Could Jesus create a word so confusing that even He could not spell it?
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This would’ve been 10000x better if he sang it
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
And then it turned out they were the kind you can’t blow out.
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the Pac-10 leads the country in dropping Tiger Woods like a bad habit.
They’re the the first entity to completely drop Tiger from their slate of commercials.
Woods shot a quick spot when he was honored last month as a new inductee into the Stanford Athletics Hall of Fame. The spot, which include famous alumni from the conference schools, aired on the UCLA-USC football broadcast on Nov. 28 and on a USC-Nebraska basketball broadcast on Nov. 29.
The ad was supposed to run on ESPN’s broadcast of the Oregon-Oregon State game last Thursday night, but Jim Muldoon, associate commissioner of communications for the Pac-10, told CNBC that the spot was not aired.
“I don’t know when, or if, it will be used again,” Muldoon said.
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I could’ve sworn I saw it during the Civil War, but I could be mistaken. I know it was on during UCLA-USC, and even though it was the first time seeing it, it was overplayed.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
If Big Game had been a couple of weeks later, do you think Furd would still have inducted Tiger into its Hall of Fame?
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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no.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
I think the weather of Big Game Week would have been much more unpleasant.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
My high school teacher asked me how I knew Tiger was a furd.
I told her I saw him at Big game, as their honary captain. He was also inducted into their Hall of Fame. He also cheats on his wife.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
OH YEAH DIG IT
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Girls love making lists.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
You’re the ugliest boy in class. Does that sparkle with you?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
watch more south park
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Uh oh, someone alert rags.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Panicke? What is that?
I feel like that is a French breakfast pastry of some sort?
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Well, ok. I suppose it’s no different than me telling the girlfriend that I enjoy the artistic stylings of Asa Akira.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
there were Jewish gangs?!?!? I wanna be in a Jewish gang!!!! Are they like the Van Buren boys?
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Upperbody hair
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Wait!
I thought it was the Jew-fro? (seen homegrowns getting way busted for arming themselves with those. i have)
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
Shomer Shabbos!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions

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by BearStage on Dec 15, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So for today’s random Berkeley thing.
I came upon this walking to the stadium for the Arizona game:
Yes, that is someone with a pet goat at Durant/Telegraph….
by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
He was inspired by Gene Wilder’s role in “All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask”. (fuckin-A? let’s see if I can contracronym THAT? AYEWTKASBWATA ?!?!?! sounds like that boy named Suh’s first name. . . .)
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions
Ooops! It's Everything you wanted to know. . . blah blah. . .and- it's a sheep!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
Wives of the world, let me tell you, if you can get your husbands to perform their household chores out of pure spite, you will be very successful indeed. Somehow last night, I found myself cleaning the kitchen out of pure spite at like 1115 PM. Im not entirely sure how Mrs. Twist managed to pull it off, but I had to make it look REALLY good just to SHOW HER!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Get your balls out of your purse
Actually, it sounds like they’re in Mrs. Twist’s purse.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
wow, i gotta try that.
“psh? clean?!? you couldn’t clean your hands with hand sanitizer, let alone a whole kitchen! why i bet you’re the worst kitchen cleaner and pot scrubber this side of the bay!! (rival friend) could probably clean twice as good as you!!”
“I’ll show YOU!!!”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Thats like 80% word for word what happened last night.
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Maybe Mrs. TwistNHook has been scheming with Mrs. carp, after the whole babysitter bit.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Flag'd for sexism.
All part of theirmastermistress plan!
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Hey 'sexism'?
That’s the other 20% was! Twist got BIZZY wit her! (she’s the one who coined his name! that’ right, that’s right! i’m circumcised too brah. . . .but the name my girl REALLY calls me is BixBiteHerBack)
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
It might just be that I haven’t been awake for long enough, or just that this post is batshit crazy.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Thats nto batshit crazzy. Thats BixBeiderbecke. The one we know and lvoe!
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"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Um-ummm!
My all-time favorite type-of-socialites!
(in all fairness, they ‘airbrushed’ that picture of my doppelganger! i was INKAWGNEATO that day. . . .something ‘bout my “dossier” seeing as I’m a “fomenter”. . . . .you betcha! . . got my hand on my gun, cause they got me on the run)
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
We have given up on that dance and now pay a lady handsomely twice a month to scrub our kitchen and bathroom until they sparkle like new moon.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
How handsome is this lady again?
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Too handsome for you to handle. Help ain’t cheap.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
He can afford that pleasure
Didn’t you kick 10 people out last month in your job? Like I said before, Twist be bein’ busy.
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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
We have a big thing against paying for something we can do ourselves. ‘Can do’, in this case, is entirely different than ‘will do.’ With Rags having a cold and me feeling nauseated from morning sickness – our house is pretty gross. I would LOVE for someone to come clean it, but especially clean out our fridge. … christmas present!? please?! from the blog?
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Yeah, that was our conflict as well. I hesitated for a while because of the cost and our physical ability to do the actions required, but I caved due to our time constraints with the kid. We were pretty busy before, right? So we only have her do the things that we always procrastinated on and felt bad about… floors, cabinets, dusting, the stove top, toilet, tub, … we still do all the daily stuff like dishes and laundry and picking up after ourselves. It’s been great, no more midnight mopping. Worth it? I dunno. We’re happy to pay it to avoid cleaning guilt and have things regularly nice.
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I’d probably have to quantify my utility, i.e. the personal value I put on having the house clean. And then I could make an indifference map (made of many indifference curves) and then align that with my budget, and find the point with the highest Utility return that coincides with my budget.
OR, I could not.
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I’ll clean out the fridge.
Can’t promise about the rest of the house tho.
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Resumes
Does anybody actually mail in physical resumes and cover letters anymore, or is it always done via email? My professor from that sports marketing class gave me a list of people to contact about jobs, but didn’t include their email addresses.
In other news, this weather sucks. Tedford’s weather machine is gonna have to work some real magic today if we’re gonna stay dry during practice.
I've been Honked...
Usually done through email now, but I don’t imagine it would hurt to do physically either. As long as you print all your stuff on nice paper and it’s not all folded and dirty and shit.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't accept a resume if it was a piece of shit.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
do you accept flaming bags of dog shit?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Burning dog poo and the human response?
Please oh please let it be burning dog poo and the human response…
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
que
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
[TFLN]:
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a response so horrid I just had to repost it:
It is normal when you go to a school as terrible as asu, the Harvard of date rape.
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I think that’s a Daily Show reference from when they wouldn’t give Obama an honorary degree.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Am I BCS Bowl Team?
Thu, Sep 03 Oregon
Sat, Sep 12 Miami (OH)
Fri, Sep 18 Fresno State
Sat, Sep 26 Bowling Green
Sat, Oct 03 UC Davis
Wed, Oct 14 Tulsa
Sat, Oct 24 Hawaii
Sat, Oct 31 San Jose State
Fri, Nov 06 Louisiana Tech
Sat, Nov 14 Idaho
Fri, Nov 20 Utah State
Fri, Nov 27 Nevada
Sat, Dec 05 New Mexico State
Yay or Nay?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This
last year, they were undefeated in the regular season as well and didn’t go to a BCS game (of course, Utah had a big role in this)
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Frankly, it’s hard for me to argue against them going to the BCS. If you do undefeated and beat Oregon you’ve accomplished something. Though a rematch with Oregon would be awesome, just for shiggles.
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+ there aren’t any one-loss teams (though i chalk that up to ‘the grind’ mostly)
i’ve actually seen a few boise fans say that oregon would beat them by 80 now…lol
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
Boy-Z
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Am I a BCS Bowl Team
09/05/09 vs. Youngstown State
09/19/09 vs. Navy
09/26/09 at North Carolina State
10/02/09 at Louisville
10/10/09 vs. Connecticut
10/16/09 at Rutgers
10/24/09 vs. USF
11/07/09 vs. Syracuse
11/14/09 vs. Notre Dame
11/27/09 at West Virginia
12/05/09 vs. Cincinnati
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The fact that I’ve come up with the answers to these in appox. .2 nanoseconds each is probably an indication that I watch too much college football.
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which team is it???
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Come on now, these are too easy. The only thing you’d really have to know is who played who on the last weekend.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
In Boise’s case, I just had to pick out the 6 games I watched on Thursday or Friday when Boise struggled in the 1st half, I talked myself into the possibility of the upset, and then they scored 5,324,971 points in the 3rd quarter
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Boise is as Boise does… Can’t they join the MWC already???… Nex Mexico would have a natural rival in the WAC
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Pittsburgh
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
LOL ON ESPN RIGHT NOW
A TEXAS ACCOUNTING PROFESSOR IS PISSED OFF AT MACK BROWN’S RAISE. AT
TEXAS
TEXAS
NOT CAL
TEXAS.
ESPN IS ARGUING IN FAVOR OF MACK BROWN AND THE PROFESSOR IS PISSED!!!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
SECOND BY SECOND UPDATES!
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Am I a BCS Bowl Team
Minny, tOSU, N’western, Mich St, Wisconsin, Indiana, Ark. St, Arizona, N. Iowa, Michigan, Iowa St., Penn St.
I’ve been on ESPN, ESPN2, or ABC nine (9) times, BigTen Network twice, and FSN. All league games but one were on ESPN or ABC.
Which team am I?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
damn
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Here's one for you Carp: Is this a BCS team?
vs. Stanford
vs. Hawai’i
vs. Southern Methodist
vs. Notre Dame
at USC
at Oregon
vs. Arizona State
at California Berkeley
at Washington
at Arizona
vs. UCLA
vs. Oregon State
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Psh, you didn’t answer the question! Were they in a BCS bowl?
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That makes me sad
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
What’s the average speed of an unladen swallow?
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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
You just asked if they were a BCS team! Which they are.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
nice touch
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
carp, if you want to continue this game, just list the non-conference schedules of teams
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
I disagree. SEVERAL BCS teams have laughable conference schedules.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think the suggestion was because figuring out the conference makes it really easy.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
dude, i was talking about it being way too easy to figure the teams if you listed all of their games. it’s still easy with 4 non-conference games
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Georgia?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
lolno
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
i’m going to go with vanderbilt on first glance
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
is that a yes?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
You're not a duck...
You must be an Asian.
by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I was unclear which ones you were arguing are laughable. Of course Boise’s schedule is always going to look bad, and Penn St.’s non-conference is lame.
Since a team can’t really control their conference schedule I usually don’t ding them much for it, if at all.
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i don’t ding them, no, but they wouldn’t be in the Carp Championship Series.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Oregon
Texas
Bama
Georgia Tech
are locks due to potential awesomeness and for winning the four tough conferences.
Natti, Florida, Arizona, Oregon St, Boise st, TCU, Ohio St, Iowa, and whoever has the best fanbase out of USC/LSU/Penn St/Stanfurd (lol) all fall under the “untested” or “eh, they deserve one more shot” category. Therefore, these all have a one game playoff with the winner getting a shot with the typical bowl selection process.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
so what happens to sun belt, c-usa, and mac winners?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
they go play themselves for “Nice try loser!”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I like it.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
so pretty much the same as the actual BCS, except you want all of the 4 loss pac-10 teams considered as well.
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well, kind of. I think OSU, BSU, and Zona are a cut above USC based on their results re: Oregon.
tOSU and the rest of the BigTen is flag’d, even though I think they might be better than the ACC overall.
I have a soft spot for the ramblin’ ’reck.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think the Big 10 might be on the same level as the Big 12 this year too (which is not very high)
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USS Iowa?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Easier said than done, if you’re in the general vicinity:
For unarmored targets and shore bombardment, the 1,900 lb (862 kg) Mk. 13 HC (High-Capacity—referring to the large bursting charge) shell was available.16 The Mk. 13 shell would create a crater 50 feet (15 m) wide and 20 feet (6 m) deep upon impact and detonation, and could defoliate trees 400 yards (360 m) from the point of impact.16
I’ll take “states tourists are most likely never to visit again” for $Win
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
although check out the full res pic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/BB61_USS_Iowa_BB61_broadside_USN.jpg
there are people standing on the main structure/bridge areas. that much be quite the experience.
ah.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I want to play "I can haz BCS" too!
Non conference schedule:
Charleston Southern
Troy
Florida International
Florida State
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That guy’s name is Flo?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANZZZZZZZZZZZ
BOOTS WITH THE FURRRRRRRR
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Marginally tougher
Georgia Southern, Citadel, East Carolina, Connecticut
Who am I?
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Winrar.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Is today the day the streak ends?
Looks like we’re at ~330 at 1:05 PM PST.
We’ve had some strong comebacks in the past, but it doesn’t look like we’ll pull this one out.
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I challenge CGB not to hit 1,000. That’s harder for people around here
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Remember when you were watching the Oregon game and the score was ~35-3 and you finally had that moment of realisation that we were going to, in fact, lose this game and not make the BCS NCG?
That’s what this feels like now.
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Only about a million times better.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
How dare you.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
I was more worried about the fallout from fellow Cal fans and how the team would respond
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I was more worried about how my hair was looking.
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The girlfriend just signed me up for the 1-800-FLOWERS email list
Says it was because I get a 20 dollar coupon code. She’s not as subtle as she used to be.
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HAAA HA HA HA haha ha. Next she’ll get you a frequent buyer card to Sephora.
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Sephora has a good selection of men’s colognes. Sure, they’re overpriced, but you can sample them there, then buy them online.
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I bought “Tabu” as part of my groups White Elephant gift extravaganza. For $5, I got not only a cologne spray but body lotion as well! It only got traded twice too. I was so proud.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Whatever it is, it’s hawwwwtttttt
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, Axe is the shit! Its how dirty boys get clean.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
I’m a Kilo man myself
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
And looking like chocolate!
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
So upon pointing out to the girlfriend that I stopped getting flowers a while because she always told me not to bother, her response is now that she likes flowers but doesn’t want me to pay some obscene amount of money for them to get them delivered.
SO WHY IS SHE SIGNING ME UP FOR 1-800-FLOWERS
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
She wants the benefits of the flowers without having to see you.
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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I prefer Edible Arrangements.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
It works best when you send it to your girl, then eat all of it yourself.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
She’s shown up on the blog to rebut that before.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
This is my 2009 non-conference schedule
Ohio State, Louisiana Tech, Pitt, Western Kentucky, Air Force, Rice, SMU, Wake Forst, Temple, Notre Dame, Delaware, Hawaii, Army
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Blogpoll Week 14
Did anyone see that Block U (the Utah blog) won this week’s Coulter/Krugman Award on the Blogpoll? Good news for us given its tendency to forecast doom!
http://brian-cook.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/view/11123713
Yeah, we barely averted winning that last week. As it turns out, we paid for hubris anyway.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Tube Steak
Ron Jeremy’s junk or plump, moist ballpark frank?
Discuss
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Flagged for “THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU DON’T GET LAID?!?!?”
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
What is this “laid” that you speak of?
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know, do you have to keep a death grip on one end of the ball park frank so it can be inserted in the relevant orifice without collapsing?
define “relevant”
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Zombie
Walking member of the living dead or girl stumbling around blind after her inconsiderate boyfriend ahem, “blinded” her.
Discuss
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Mmmmmm, Natalie Portman
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Oh ver ray tid
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
i think she’s had a few things done since that 70s show
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I think she and Kristen Bell are probably my favorite actresses. Or maybe it’s just because I liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Says the Friends, Marmaduke, and Archie lover.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Right, I’m agreeing with you and saying Mila Kunis looked really cute in FSM.
What does that say about you?!
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That I’m self-loathing? Incidentally, I hate all other Nets fans too.
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
agree. Mila was major yum in that movie. Kristin Bell needs to buy some boobs though
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
OFN
and we need p-star power rankings
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Asa Akira
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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
she was very good in the first scene i saw, but she’s already got that ‘years of hard work’ in other viewings
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
She’s not normally my type but there’s something about her that is just gorjus.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
If you had an opportunity to have sex with her, youd do it in half a second. Of cousre, you never would.
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Just on her looks: No… but if I did, you’re right: Half a second.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Let’s be clear. I’ve never met you. I don’t know what you look like. I couldn’t pick you out of a line up of one person. If they put you in front of me and said One of these people is TBred, Id have no idea which one was you.
Having said that, I am going to assume you are not even in Natalie Portman’s league, based off everything Natalie Portman has to offer, be it money, looks, career success. And I dont even like Natalie Portman tha tmuch!
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Are we back on the all-meat-diet farts?
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
As I noted “just by her looks”… and I’m sure you’ve only seen her in magazines and movies; I’m also quite sure she’s not all that when met in real life (as it is with most TV/Film personalities)… Very plain…She’s just not my type, although i’ll admit she has quite a bit of facial attractiveness
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
I think the buzz cut also killed it
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
It’s the internet, Twist, don’t destroy his fake playboy fantasy world! It’s all he has!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
whatever, dudes. i’m no catch myself, but that doesn’t mean i’m automatically attracted to every single movie star i see. she’s just not my type. and neither are playboy types. there are plenty of women who are much more beautiful than chicks you see in magazines and movies.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Im sure that there are many women more attractive than Natalie Portman. My main point is that you are far uglier than them!
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Agreed. But I have agreed all along.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Im happy that we are in agreement about how UGLY you are!
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Fortunately, my level of facial attractiveness is still higher than your level of facial attractiveness
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
……zing?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Am I a BCS team?
09/05/09 at Duke
09/12/09 at Delaware
09/19/09 vs. Hofstra
09/26/09 vs. VMI
10/10/09 at James Madison
10/17/09 at Maine
10/24/09 vs. Massachusetts
10/31/09 at Towson
11/07/09 vs. Villanova
11/14/09 at Georgetown
11/21/09 vs. William & Mary
I’ve been on Comcast sports 5 times.
Who am I?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
rong
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
no, you are not a BCS team, but you do look like Richmond
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
sweet jesus you need a yob.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
it was pretty easy once you eliminated all FBS teams
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
I did have to look this one up. No, Richmond is ineligible for the BCS
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
My 2009 OOC schedule
Eastern Kentucky, Western Michigan, @Akron, @Virginia.
Three of my four wins this season came against these opponents.
This Is Our House. 63000±9000 Strong.
this sounds right… too lazy to look up
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
confirmed: indiana
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
Indiana was a funny team in that they had a lot of second half leads, which they promptly blew. If they knew how to close out games, they’d be ranked.
yeah, michigan and iowa come to mind. probably another… was really impressed by their WRs
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
BERKELEY — A ritual as old as Berkeley itself ends on Friday, Dec. 18, at 4 p.m. For the last time, sleep-deprived graduate students will be lined up outside the Degrees Office on the third floor of Sproul Hall, clutching painstakingly printed copies of their doctoral dissertations, the very last step on the arduous path to a Ph.D.
Starting spring semester, Berkeley dissertations are going all-electronic. Students will no longer have to wait anxiously to have paper copies of their work inspected and, they hope, accepted. Instead, they will be able to publish their work digitally, with just a few keystrokes.
Thank Jeebus. There are some real horror stories of grad students trying to file on 15-lb instead of 20-lb paper, or a margin being 0.99" instead of 1.0", which result in dissertations being re-submitted and, even worse, signatures being re-collected.
I wonder if they’ll ever get rid of dissertations altogether…unless you don’t publish any work…which should mean, you don’t graduate!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
They’ll be reduced to tweets
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
no $ means =(((((, $ equals =DDD! LOL kthxbye.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
mo money = mo problems
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
therefore
money = problems
QED
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
what about mo diggity?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
mo diggity = i like the way you work it
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Damnit!
7 years of research down the drain!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Twist!
The supplies are here.
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WOOOOOO SUPPLIES LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
You're jealous.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
lol…eh…what’s with the rope?!?!111
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I thought that was obvious.
This is the “David Carradine” pack.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
Totes. U can take the screen with ya too.
Beetdub, we can burn another image on the flip side of the screen.
Anyone have a quick one-color California Golden Blogs tshirt idea?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Is there something there? I can’t see it.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
nice.
How bout a crazy worn out Z key with “California Golden Blog” in text across the bottom?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
haha
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark


"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
FML
http://www.timvansant.com/otoh/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pirate_keyboard.jpg
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sub Z for R?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Love
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Mark Purdy: Why you should pull for Toby Gerhart to win the Heisman Trophy
From time to time, I receive complaints that I am an overly opinionated sports columnist. For the next 48 hours, I plan to be even more opinionated.
I really want Stanford running back Toby Gerhart to win the Heisman Trophy, which will be presented Saturday evening in New York City. And you should want it, too.
You should want him to win because if the Heisman is supposedly awarded to “the most outstanding player in college football,” then Gerhart is overqualified.
blah blah blah FLAGGED
i wish we’d abolish these stupid fucking wank material awards
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
Surely you’re not talking about the Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
What about the most outstanding PLAYA?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
that should go to Cancun
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
Am I a BCS Bowl Team
@ Folsom
@ Freedom
@ Castro Valley
Pittsburg
Alameda
De Anza
Richmond
@ El Cerrito
Hercules
Pinole Valley
San Leandro
Monte Vista
Which team am I?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Berkeley HS
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
so…yes, they are a BCS Bowl Team?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yes, they are a BCS Bowl Team.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Am I really tiresome
carp
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
OH NOSE! SOMEBODY MADE A SERIES OF POSTS IN THE DBD! HOW DARE THEY DO THAT? AND IN THE SANCTITY OF THE DBD, TOO!
PS I said Tity! HA!
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Am I really tiresome
baseball
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Why be a dick?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I know, right?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
Because I’m grumpy and the alternatives didn’t appeal to me.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Seems like a pretty fair answer.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
So Netflix just shipped me "The Ugly Truth"
In my defense Katherine Heigl is kinda hot.
In other words, Go Bears!
I think Gerard Butler is very cute.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
he’d eyefuck you for a Klondike Bar.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
that movie’s not bad for a rom com
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
you have sunk to new lows.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
The girlfriend made me watch that with her when we were in Bethlehem, PA for Eagles training camp. I figured it was a fair tradeoff.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Am I a BCS Bowl Team?
South Cawk, E. Mich, Troy, Miss. St, LSU, Ole Miss, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Bama, Missouri St, ATM.
I was on CBS and ESPN seven (7) times.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Arkansas, no?
You are not a BCS Bowl Team
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
damn you’re good
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This is bad. Really. I wish I could do shit.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
From like 300 to 700 in 2hrs
Nice work people.
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Throw Smokehouse in the mix too.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
You’re in the running for Best Food Poisoning1
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
You're prior to the snap!
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
It’s not best, but Bongo was much better than I expected the first time I had it.
I like all of them.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
Barney’s
IBs kind of rulez though, but for grease and loads of it
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
I’ll throw in my lot here
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I do loves me the mushroom burger from IB’s. In my time at Cal I used up 3 10-hole punch IB’s cards…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
So, you bought 30 sandwiches in 4 years? CONGRATS!
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It’s funny because 30 sandwiches in four years actually is not that great a number, when - actually it’s not funny.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Harbaws sniffing the asses of other schools.
If he goes to Kansas that’s a) stupid, b) a burn for the furd!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Pac10 for Big12N tho? That’s crazy.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Much easier to win in the Big12 North…KANSAS WENT TO A FUCKING BCS BOWL 2 YEARS AGO! FUCK!
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
I think I might prefer Lawrence, KS to Palo Alto when you think about it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You definitely have not thought about it long enough.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Most likely NSFW
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
I wish I got presents like that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It’s not too late to ask your wife for Xmas.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
I tried to warn you.
No one’s nekkid. What’s the rule of thumb?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Isn’t Tiger Woods a spokesman now?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Nailed it
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
is the Ashley Madison experience SFW?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.
Feeling neglected and in need of some excitement? You came to the right place.
Ashley Madison is the world’ s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.
That’s all you need to know.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like thats more than I needed to know.
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this
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
And now it’s in all your computers’ cache! Mwuahahaha!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
That hurts.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least the Alamo is played after New Years
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
They’d probably pay him more. It would be interesting recruiting because all Texas HSs run shotgun spreads these days (or at least this is what we’re told)
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
From Miller...open at ur own risk
http://www.stanford.edu/~tbrennan/football/index.html
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Wait a fuckin' second
Anyone in the know,
I just noticed the “”http://kenpom.com/conf.php?y=2010&c=GWC" target="new">Great West Conference" is in its first year… They receive an automatic bid to the NCAA tourney, correct? These teams are HORRIBLE
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http://kenpom.com/conf.php?y=2010&c=GWC
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Those are a bunch of teams that just finished making the transition to 1A I think. Hello play in game!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Or rather, just finished making the transition to Division 1.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
No, they do not have an automatic bid to the NCAA tourney...
You can’t just aggregate a bunch of teams, call it a conference, and demand an auto-bid.
I read somewhere that they’re targeting getting a bid by 2020.
O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Spencer: What kind of fire are we talking about-- "Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial" fire, or "misusing the word literally" fire?
Dude, I was just chatting with a friend online. I was chatting on Facebook chat, which sucks. So, she didnt respond for a while which is not uncommon because FChat will kic her off repeatedly. Im like “Man {name} FChat is really sucking balls.” Then, her 14 year old daughter responds to tell me that my friend (i.e. her mom) has just wandered off and now the girl is on the computer. AND I USED THE WORD SUCK AND BALLS IN FRONT OF HER! I am a terrible role model for today’s youth!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, I should have checked myself.
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cusswords on the computer screen is bad for yo’ health.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
::crip walks::
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
You often tell 14 year old girls about ball-sucking?
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8 year olds, Dude.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Impressive! The police are on their way.
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The police are on their way.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure a 14yo girl has heard some form of the phrase ‘suck balls’ many times from her classmates. She’s probably used it a few choice times as well.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
She actually told me she did say that. I was thinking “as long as you dont DO it, thats OK” but didnt say that, because I didnt want to find out the answer or have an internet record of me asking a 14 year old if she, well, yknow.
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That is unless she wanted to.
Am I being NSFW again?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
don’t lie
you tried to get an e-bj, didn’t you?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Middle management.
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
so you’ve tried it!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What’s she look like?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
how is your daughter, anyway?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What happens when your daughter decides to visit CGB or even Conquest Chronicles?
In other words, Go Bears!
That would imply that either of them 1) has any idea that I blog, 2) knows what a blog is, or 3) is allowed to surf the web.
4) Is allowed to leave the basement
Serious though: Where do you want them to go to school?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know. I expect they’ll end up going to some liberal arts college on the east coast, but beyond that, who knows?
I tell people I want them to go Vassar as they would be third generation legacies, but telling the girls that would be the best way to ensure that they would not.
I hear the University of California is a nice place to go to school.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
I’ve heard those psychos are crazzy what with their “different” blogs and their tree-sitters!
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Don’t know. I don’t see any reason to tip them off, nor any reason why they would go to either site in the first place.
If they know enough about computers they can track what websites you visited and think “ooh let’s see what daddy does”
In other words, Go Bears!
Please. I have a password secured work laptop and otherwise use the wife’s Mac which has a password secured profile. So unless they cracked the passwords or had otherwise set up some kind of app to track traffic on the home network, good luck with that.
And as noted before, all they know about computers is whatever they’ve taught the older one at school.
I trust no-one. My iphone has a passcode also.
In addition to being generically paranoid, I was on a project a few years ago where people started jumping on one another’s laptops and sending “comic” emails to the team at large. That was all the incentive I needed.
I’m also starting to think it’s time to start encrypting the work laptop HD as well. Not because there’s anything important on there, just in case there’s another pre-Christmas round of layoffs coming up that I haven’t heard about for a reason.
Yikes. Well good luck to you.
BTW encrypting laptop harddrive is usually a very good thing
In other words, Go Bears!
Turns out I’m golden. Without going into the tedious details, I just found out my team succeeded om staving off an early recompete on our multi-year contract. If it had happened in March, we’d have totally deserved it, but we got our shit together and the client’s happy as a clam now. Generally speaking, guaranteeing another $5M+ in the next 12 months for the corporate overlords keeps one’s middle management position safely intact. It’s not a lot, but it’s high margin and reliable.
Your password is 123456 isn’t it?
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Is this the same girl you told that you were hiding in the bushes outside her bedroom and wanted to decapitate all her dolls?
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
I actually rarely use it, to be honest. Im more of a GChat sorta guy. FChat is unstable.
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Wait, your friend has a 14 year old daughter? Is your friend like 50?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
If she’s 38 and has a 14 year old daughter then she got knocked up when she was 23-24.
In other words, Go Bears!
Now we know you’re doing it on purpose
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
I was gonna make a teenage pregnancy joke so I started computing and I realized that whoops she was in her 20s so the joke won’t work. I guess I ended up posting the computation for no reason what so ever,
In other words, Go Bears!
1 post closer to our completely arbitrary goal!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
If 38-14 is a computation then I’m a programmer.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Kenpom basketball fun facts! (note: may not be fun for the greater Los Angeles area)
-USC and UCLA have the two lowest rated offenses out of all major conference teams, with a ranking of 256 and 250 (out of 347) respectively.
-Cal currently has the best offense in the conference (#6 in the nation) and perhaps surprisingly, the 3rd best defense in the conference, a hair behind USC and OSU (NOOO 1-3-1 ZONE!)
-Every Pac-10 team is ranked 121 or higher overall except for one team at 191, and that team is…UCLA!!! 191 is actually in the bottom half in the entire country. Shocking.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Question for Cal Band People
I just got my annual “please donate to the band” reminder. I have to choose between the Annual Fund, the Endowment and scholarships. To which fund should I designate my paltry little donation?
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Firstly, awesome totesperfpreesh!
Secondly, I have no idea. I was just a Joe. Any administrator types around?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, you young people, the “please donate” letter says that there is a 3 to 1 match for all donations given by alums in the 2005-2010 classes. So even if you can only afford to give a little, it will be tripled.
Apparently they are trying to encourage you young people to donate — something which we crabby, obnoxious Old Blues already do. If you want to get rid of us, better start donating!
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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Count me in!
As soon as I get a job.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I would donate, but I already do enough philanthrophy volunteering my time at the TwistNHook’s Finishing School For Ladies And Horse Jockeys.
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And the Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
+1, rec'd.
Donate! It’s not like the state of California’s going to give money.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Can we create a scholarship for Penis Vaginerson? If you do it, I won’t feel so stupid and immature!
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It is my understanding that the fund is to give scholarships to current band members. So this will only work if Mr.? Ms.? Vaginerson is a current band member.
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Whhaaaaa???!
They give out scholarships? Where the hell was mine?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
All I know is that Bob Calonico’s letter states: “contributions to our scholarship program make it possible for students to join the Cal Band who would otherwise not be able to participate due to financial obligations.” He also says that you Cal Band members are “tireless”!
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we are tireless
we really should stop parking the band van in oakland.
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Hiyo!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
we were tireles…. we got old man
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Didn’t you graduate? I could’ve sworn you did.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
Hes gonna be that old lame guy who is still around even though hes got 3 kids and a mortgage.
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No, that will be me
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Cindy Wu has borne you 3 kids?????
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No, she’s math/econ… gonna bank or something…. I get to spam the world and play golf
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
My wife only got me a reverse mortgage!
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oh no, youre the only one today to admit your age in this here DBD. I will admit my weight, tho. 85 pounds.
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If only we had someone who could do the computation.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
You need to add.
That’s the extent of this consultation. For further meetings, I’m going to need a $2,500 retainer. I bill at $275 an hour.
Im pretty sure royrules is drunk right now.
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Zhang!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
This is true. I’m kind of a spaz.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Is that the same Bob Calonico who told me to grow up and that I was dragging him down?
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To be fair, the letter is also signed by Cindy Wu. But I don’t know her. So I prefer to think it’s Bob writing to me.
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the sr. manager and someone on this blog’s GIRLFRIEND!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNnililinlinlinlinlinlinnnnn
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Well perhaps that someone should ask Cindy what happened to CalBandGreat’s scholarship.
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Yeah, GoldBlooded, ask your girlfriend what happened to my schollie. I’m dying here.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
not my gf
mine’s in law school. which is why i dont need to get a job!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
you either have to be in need of the money (FAFSA-wise) or you have to do something of merit. I can’t say much about the former but the latter is obviously not true if he posts on this blog all day.
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What?! Posting on here all day is hard, thankless work.
Gimme gimme gimme!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, you ever heard of a chick named Penis? I mean c’mon!
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It’s probably a common girls name in like Slovakia or something.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Ya, but its common knowledge that there is a lot of anti-Slovakian sentiment in the Cal band.
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Really? Give examples.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
In Soviet Russia…
Yadda, yadda. Joke pretty much writes itself.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
No. But then I’ve never heard of a 50-year-old woman called “Dude,” either.
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You gonna admit how much you weight next or something?
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holy shit, are you paris hilton’s mom or something?
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Hmmm, you sound more like Nicole Ritchie’s mom
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I think we are *this * close to saying byebye to CalBear81 for another couple months.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, as long as no dicks try to interact with her anymore, it’ll be fine. So, stay away the following people:
Rishi
Spazzy McGee
Goldblooded
Berkelium97
Ragnarok
Rishi
We should be fine
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I pay so little attention to those people that I know absolutely nothing about either of their mothers. Did Twist insult me?
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I don’t understand 75% of the things Twist says, so lets assume it was nonsense.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
It’s hard to tell.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
If only somebody could ask that SOB!
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Yes. But not for the reason you believe. Nicole Ritchie was adopted. As such, she has potentially two mothers.
As such, I was claiming that you were two people a sort of two-faced ADHD of a woman flashing back and forth between two people.
PS Fuck you.
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That’s very . . . complicated. The only thing I find insulting is that you would think that I pay enough attention to Nicole Richie to be able to understand any of this.
P.S. : P
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The only complicated part here is what PS P means??
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: P
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
Colon pee? Colon produces poo. Fool!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
they serve different purposes
scholarships are for people who win financial awards from the band, the annual fund is for general crap like supplementing the budget, and the endowment is slowly being eaten away, for the same reason. i think the fact that its called an endowment implies that they want you to donate a lot to it.
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I'll train the boy....
It’s really up to you….
Would you rather help scholarship endowment for a single member? or, would you rather help donate to the yearly budget? or, would you rather donate to the giant pot of money for big expenses from time to time?
All are necessary
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
hehehe.
endowment.
member.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Have you seen the cast of characters Cal Band has produced??!!?
Save your money for something better. Like Brussel Sprouts
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
hehehe.
sprout.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Lawyers and Judges can’t be Facebook friends in FloridaFlorida’s judges and lawyers should no longer “friend” each other on Facebook, the popular social networking site, according to a ruling from the state’s Judicial Ethics Advisory Committee.
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Man, just when I was about to become Scalia’s BFF!
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Now you’ll never see those crazy pictures of him doing kegstands at that party last week!.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
I had lunch with a friend today at a Chinese restaurant literally 2-3 feet away from the 2 judges I appear in front of the most. About 95% of my appearances are in front of these two judges and I kept my head down and said nothing the entire time. You gotta be careful and tactful.
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Are you not allowed to have any contact with a judge outside of court?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I hope your friend wasn’t that 14 year old girl.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I hope you’re not insinuating I would be seen anywhere in public with Twist.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a weird question
I’m gonna fry up some ground beef and pour off the fat. When it hardens, can I make a candle or a lantern out of that?
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i have tried this before
it doesn’t work as well as i had hoped, mostly due to how a candle is made. you cant just leave a wick in slowly hardening fat and expect it to function, for whatever reason. any candle-makers care to help us out?
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Glad I’m not the only one :)
I’ll watch Fight Club again and see if I can figure it out.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Why I am a seasoned candlemaker who apprenticed under Sir Arthur Stamforth II, esq, in a shop, for two years, let me advis—-ah fuck it.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t take Spazzy’s advice! It is not well-reasoned and will only cause many greasy problems.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
I dunno, it seems wasteful to just throw it away.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
in that case, there’s this show on A&E that you would just love. It’s called “Hoarders.”
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I’m definitely not that crazy. Nor do I have the space. I try to repurpose tho whenev possible.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
How To Make Candle
1. Obtain ground beef.
2. Form into patties.
3. Fry in pan.
4. Eat.
5. Buy a candle from the store and burn that instead.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
or, conversely,
5. Buy a candle from the store and burn that instead. Light your burger farts with a match
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FLAGGED for not listing the last two steps.
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When do I make Prophet?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
You see, when a man loves a woman…….
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I thought it all started when a nulicule comes out of its nest.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions
Point CalBandGreat!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a weirdly serious answer
Beef tallow is not good for candles due to its smokiness. If you want to render the fat to cook with later, you can do a dry or a wet rendering, depending on if you purify it as is or boil it in water. The best thing to do with it is probably to toss it in the city compost, if you have one. Alternately, you could sneak behind a restaurant and toss it in the fat buckets that are picked up professionally.
So can I make soap out of beef fat then?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
Evidently green waste in Sacramento goes straight to the city compost, which makes one feel slightly warm and fuzzy w/r/t the environment and such.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
is that not a good thing? It’s good that’s being composted, yeah?
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Funny you should ask, I was just reading this
The green-products study broke ground by suggesting that behavior in one realm (environmental decisions) may have a licensing effect in a different area (not future environmental choices, but general morality). So, when I buy Seventh Generation laundry detergent and organic local squash—or bring reusable bags to the grocery store—will that make me act like a selfish jerk?
Bacon fried in beef fat seems a bit superfluous, really.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Well, that and the fact that bacon fried in liquid comes out kind of chewy and unappetizing.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I dunno. When I’m making multiple batches of bacon I drain off the grease before the second batch.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Tiger Is Taking an "Indefinate Leave" from Golf
To “work on his marriage.”
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I was about to take pleasure in this, except for his kids. And I need some positive Karma going whilst on the job hunt.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
damn… that sucks. For him, and for golf.
Hope they can actually work something out. For them, and for getting back Tiger out on the course.
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I wonder if Stanfurd will b& him from the Furd HoF.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The Cal Doctrine specifically states that Cal fans, in their own best interests, may preemtively boo any ’furdie for future transgressions against the world.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Gretchen Carlson
BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sergey Brin
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Condeleeza Rice
BOOOOO!!!!!!
Casper Gerhardt
BOOOOO!!!1
I like where you’re going with this.
Herbert Hoover
GET THE FUCK OUT
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Gray Davis….
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
WOOHOO!!!!
Agent Says Barry Bonds Will Never Play Again
Major League Baseball home run leader Barry Bonds is done with baseball, his agent, Jeff Borris, has told the San Francisco Chronicle — effectively confirming the player’s retirement.
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BREAKING NEWS
I’m browsing through the Playstation Store and I find that “Ironic” and “Hand Over Feet” are new Rock Band songs available for download.
WTF
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
Isn’t it ironic?
Dontcha think?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
I declare this to be a positive development.
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I can also download individual episodes of South Park in HD for 2.99 each. A little pricey.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
>1,000 comments again!
We’re through the looking glass again, people.
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I'm watching the Rockets/Sixers game
It’s very Pac-10 heavy
Aaron Brooks
Chase Budinger
Trevor Ariza
Jason Kapono
Jrue Holiday
Andre Iguodala
Also – who could’ve predicted Chase Budinger would be contributing so much as a rookie? Or ever?
considering I don’t know who that is, certainly not me!
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Goofy looking redhead from Arizona who was the best volleyball recruit in the country. Super athletic, but never really looked like he knew how to play basketball. Can jump out of the gym. I honestly thought he should’ve gone to play beach volleyball instead.
PChris shut him down with regularity. He was so uneven – he’d have games of 24 points and follow them up with games of 3 points.
icic.
Also, I never heard of Trevor Ariza til he played for the Lakers.
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That post made me laugh for the absolute lunacy of it. bravo Itchy25. You have proven yourself to be twice as good as Itchy13.5!
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You need to divide by two.
That’s the extent of this consultation. For further meetings, I’m going to need a $2,500 retainer. I bill at $275 an hour.
Mayor Ron Dellums said Oakland offers the A’s economic vitality, a solid fan base and great baseball tradition.
Economic vitality? In Oakland? I had heard the renovation of the warehouse district was going alright, but ehh…..
Solid fan base? This one’s debatable. There are certainly A’s diehards who are very knowledgeable and enthusiastic (see: entire LF bleacher crew). But they rarely sell out games other than Double Play Wednesdays and Giants, Yankees, and Red Sox Games, even back when they were routinely winning Division Championships. As much as it pains me to say it, they’re second fiddle to the Giants in the Bay, and even further marginalized by the local football teams. Hell, I have little doubt that even given the disarray around the organization, most Oaklanders would keep the Raiders over the A’s if one they could only keep one.
Great baseball tradition? No argument there.
I am an A’s fan, but I haven’t kept up with stadium chatter since the Fremont deal fell through. I do hope the A’s stay in Oakland (and if not there, in the South Bay), but I have to say Dellum’s argument is pretty weak.
(i don't mean to interject like this, but. . . . .)
Twist? You are amazing! I woke up at 3 AM this morning- couldn’t find my glasses, started a carafe of coffe- mistakenly thinking it was 6 AM. Damn, it was freakishly dark for 6, I thought. Started reading this thread (carp, you’re a badass m-fer! wouldn’t have read it if it wasn’t for you and my beloved A’s. . . or vice-versa! shhhh! it’s our secret, ’member?)
After getting to that ‘dude with the pipes’- I was crying buckets, just laughing my ass off! Woke my Ms. Right Now up, accidentally and she informed me it was 3:20 AM!!!
Boy was PISSED OFF! (couldn’t get back to sleep. had to shag her in the shower so she’d go back down and then. . . . .got right back to this thread)
I’m plannin’ on dumpin’ that hootchie-skank. She was thoroughly non-plussed at all of you guys! I was crackin’ the fuck up. I’m not into her anymore. Feeling unwell about us, afterall. (she’s from Poland and . . . . .she could eat a sandwich or two- you know what I mean? she gots ‘tightness", but she ain’t got booty-ness! AND I WANNA BREAK MY NEW HEADBOARD WITH HER, but. . . . .like I said. . . feelin’ unwell about her)
I love you too, brotha!
(wait? i’m unwell about a lot of things now. . . . . .?)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 10:02 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Whatever drugs you are on, can I have some?
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I'm out now
I ‘had’ Polish-cunnilingus (it’s like Kush, with a B).
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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not trying to sound or be charming. . . .
. . . .you guys here at CGB are hilarious. The best banter in all blogo-inturnetz-sphere! Better than The Office, I’ll tell you that much.
CGB is better than television! (there, I said it! and I mean it)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Now we definitely know you are on drugs!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 15, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
REC'D
Circumstantial! ’Atta girl, Twist! (never playing you in Clue)
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