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DBD 12.11.09 Keep our A's in Oakland

A lot of big stories this morning...while I'm waiting to ensure the baby's asleep before returning to my slumber I thought I'd throw up a DBD (it's 2:08 AM).  All links links SF Gate, SFW, and should open in a new window unless otherwise noted.  Cal-themed stories are in blockquotes.

65 people arrested in wheeler hall protest.  Yawn.

Bart OK's people mover to Oakland Airport.

Epic meteor shower expected Sun night.

Bay Bridge lane closures to begin tonight.

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Is he Irish enough?  Notre Dame picks the 'natti's Brian Kelly to take over.  I have watched 0 snaps of 'natti football so I have no idea if this is a good move.  While I hate Notre Dame, I think that means I really like them.  I love Notre Dame stadium, their unis, their non-conferenceness, and their history.

Just when you think the Pirates couldn't fuck up some more: Bobby Crosby signed a one year, $1 million contract to play for the Pirates. 

Bruce Jenkins needs to retire.

Stanfurd hires Harbaugh's dad to be RB coach.

Clint Eastwood, who's directed Invictus starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon, utilized noneother than Jack Clark (calbears.com) to help make the rugby authentic in the movie.  I'm willing to pay the sitter for this one.

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Finally, in huge news the City of Oakland (Caution: Carolyn Jones story) has listed three potential waterfront-ish sites for a new A's ballpark.

"We're willing to fight to keep our A's in this city," said city Councilman Larry Reid. A's owner "Lew Wolff said there's no viable stadium sites in Oakland. Well, we've proven him wrong."

 

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I hope to Bak Bak this goes through.

 

Mayor Ron Dellums said Oakland offers the A's economic vitality, a solid fan base and great baseball tradition.

"Oakland and baseball are synonymous," he said. "If baseball is a game of the people, then what better place than this magnificent city that has embraced everyday people from all over the world?"

Well said, Mayor Dellums, well said.  Now don't fuck this up and pay your damn taxes.

I'll get the rest of the News & World report as well as the official calbears.com stories at a more reasonable hour.

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Reliving Marshawnthusiasm

Yesterday at work, a colleague and I were talking NFL football. Somehow, the topic of Desean Jackson came up, and how he has been a very good draft pick for the Iggles. My colleague (knowing my Cal alumness and fandom) asked me, “didn’t he drive around on a cart or something on the field after you guys won a game?”

Of course, I took the opportunity to correct him, tell him it was Marshawn, and tell the full story. Highlight of my day.

Bishop seals victory, which leads to

Ghostriding!

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Dec 11, 2009 6:29 AM PST reply actions  

Still hilarious because of how he almost hit someone at the 10 second mark.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian Kelly is a great hire

But I still don’t know if I’m convinced he can live up to Notre Dame’s expectations.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 6:50 AM PST reply actions  

Undefeated season every season?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 11, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

They seem to believe they should contend for a national title every year.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the least they can do, as the contemporary merging of Harvard in academics and Alabama in football.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t they wait until AFTER the bowls are done. Seems like kind of a dick move, and Kelly needs to concentrate on the bowl game!

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Test an interim coach out for the bowl game?

I can’t understand faulting Jim Kelly here. He wanted to step up to a higher-paying, more prestigious job.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I can understand faulting Jim Kelly. He didn’t win any of those four Super Bowls! Loser.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You win this round!

Fine, Brian Kelly.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for that. Great.

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by BeastMode on Dec 11, 2009 10:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

If only Thurman Thomas hadn’t misplaced his helmet!

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If only Thurman Thomas hadn’t misplaced his helmet!

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame Thurman Thomas’s helmet.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame Thurman Thomas’s Thermous.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If only helmet hadn’t replaced his Thurman Thomas!

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Bills would have won all those Super Bowls if only they had played Gale Gilbert instead.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They NEVER wait until bowls are done if they can help it. Recruiting comes up hard and fast after the season, and the more time you have to assemble a staff, the better prepared you’ll be. In actuality, this helps Cincinnati, as it gives them more time to find a new coach, and most of the coaching moves have yet to be made, so there’s still good coaches left out there.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Sucks for the kids though, They work so hard and are so excited for the bvoel game, just to have their coach abandon them. There’s no way he can coach that game now, and even if me wanted to, the kids wouldn’t listen to or respect him.

Just seems like a shite thing to do, abandoning your players right before what is arguably the biggest game of their lives.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure how much I buy the “it’s better for Cinci” argument. Wouldn’t most bowl-eligible programs put a new hire off until after the postseason anyway (at least publicly)? For example, Bill Stewart had the “interim” tag post-Rich Rod until after WVU beat OU in the Fiesta Bowl. And it’s certainly bad for them this year, since they’re on the cusp of maybe the biggest game in Cinci football history and have to adjust to a new coach. As we all know, it’s not every year you go to (or have a shot at) a BCS Bowl. Maybe they’ll have a pre-bowl, post-departure fantastic hire (like Kelly himself was) or find someone great in the off-season, but it’s still not the best of situations.

That having been said, I understand the Brian Kelly’s perspective. It’s better for his new program for him to get started right away and thus better for him. It just sucks for Cinci.

by dchu on Dec 12, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Recruiting.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

BIRTHDAY TIME

Happy birthday Mike Tepper!

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:53 AM PST reply actions  

No it’s not his birthday, or no happy birthday wishes?

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It is the guy’s birthday.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

his 1st team all pac10 was his gift.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, heres the one thing I dont like about the waterfront ballpark.

Were at the game. Its a gorgeous Oakland day. I have tickets to go to Yoshi’s later. I ate at Chicken and Waffles before the game. Im gonna eat at Everett and JOnes for dinner. Great stuff, right?

Except that like every 30 minutes an Amtrak train rumbles down the street blasting that fucking horn SO loud! Also, BART doesnt go right there. Itd be like with PacBell where you have to walk 10 blocks or whatever. Better than Fuckmont, of course!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

Get your balls out of your purse

I lived right next to a subway line twenty feet from my balcony with trains going by every ten minutes.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So, Im supposed to ENJOY a train rumbling on by with an ear-splitting horn when it goes by? “OH PLEASE YES! YAY! DESTROY MY HEARING YAY!!!!!!! PRAISE BE TO BAK BAK FOR THIS GIANT DISTRACTION FROM THE GAME!”

There are a lot of positives to a waterfront ballpark. The train is not one of them.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You are aware that there are subway lines in New York right next to Yankee Stadium and Citi Field, right? It’s not the end of the world.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not entirely sure about the subway in New York, but are they above ground and do they have remarkably loud horns? Seems like theyd be below ground and not audible from the surface.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Horns are remarkably loud, but you can definitely hear them go by. They’re all below ground in Manhattan, in other boroughs they can be above or below.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

whoops

Meant to write that trains aren’t remarkably loud. I must have blacked out while writing that comment or something like Daryl Johnston.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

trains are really really loud. i can hear caltrain from my house and i live a good distance away from them, with hills in the way any everything. and you can hear the amtrak from campus.

can only really hear bart when youre a block away from the tracks (if its underground)

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

but not at a decibel level to interrupt normal speech, and probably not if there were thousands of people cheering/chatting/bbq’ing, etc.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

but this is an a's game

the disparaged crowd will be deathly silent

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m less than pleased with your support now.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

but you’ll take it, because me, the filthy rich and snobby giants fan is on your side. i just hope that oakland doesn’t choose to move the stadium to the naval base in alameda; where would the mythbusters be able to blow up various and sundry items??!?!?? :( :(

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

In the empty top deck seats during games?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

HOORAY

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I once made the mistake of sitting in the bleachers at a Giants game. I witnessed the crowd call security on the only two Giants fans who were making noise.

I’ll take the sparsely populated but rowdy Coliseum any day of the week, thank you.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh, ha.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

How often does the Capitol Corridor train run? I didn’t think they had more than a train every hour or so. As for horn, I think once a game isn’t too bad, although if they were horn-crazy like Seattle then it’d be a little obnoxious.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Union Pacific runs trains all the live long day and night.

they do about 10x the amount of trains compared to the CC (which is like 20 round trips per day through there)

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 11, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone buy Twist a box of tampons, please

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

They totes make great earplugs!

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

God forbid I express my opinion as to the one downside to the plan. In the future, Ill personally email you before every time I comment so you can give me on the spot guidance regarding waht I should say.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying you WANT the A’s to leave because of a train. How could you?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Even I don’t know how I could and I’m me!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged hard you bitch, what the fuck man!? I’d gladly keep the A’s in Oakland if it meant a stupid little train whistle.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Think of the train-whistle give-aways!

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LET’S – GO – OAKLAND! train whistle – train whistle – trainwhistletrainwhistletrainwhistle

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

How does the train whistle go?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

but that’s only in da mornin’

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

you pose to be up cookin breakfast for somebady!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The whistles go WHOOO WHOOO

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe so many people still get this awesome reference.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Still makes me smile, and I haven’t seen that video in years.

by paleodan on Dec 12, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Bubb Rub!

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by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Victory cannon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> train whistle

by calgbear on Dec 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love this thread

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do people continue to misunderstand my posts? I am stating that there are many positives to this plan. There is also one negative. You have all fixated on the negative way too much. It is odd to me.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I may be wrong, but I think you’re trying to say

TRAINS ARE SCARY! DEMOLISH ANY STADIUM NEAR A TRAIN!

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldnt restrict it solely to train. Id also be concerned about Planes and Automobiles!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

If the train doesn’t disrupt shows at Yoshi’s, why would it disrupt a baseball game?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

They designed that room specifically regarding sound, I assume that they’ve sound proofed it for that very reason.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… maybe it is the train whistle that has been disrupting the digestive processes of Pizzeria Uno diners…

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That and I wen individually to each person and punched them in the stomach.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

arguably the best comment I’ve read in some time.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m growing displeased.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ak6qoK5cg

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

At least one of those sites is a non-starter since the identified area has 20 different private owners. But the other two (the harbor terminal and the fire training site) are interesting.

My wife and I, in our courtship days, used to go to a lot of games (e.g. in section 119) and we’d bring along the greatest Vietnamese sandwiches from this tiny hole in the wall in Oakland Chinatown. I’d be quite excited to do that without having to make an extra BART stop.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You bought sandwiches from a hole in a wall? Sounds dangerous.

There are 3 colors there, which color is the one thats a non-starter?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, I hate that light

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The yellow is the worst part!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the green one. The red is the harbor terminal (single owner) and the teal is the Oakland fire training structure. I like the teal the best b/c it’s pretty close to the Lake Merritt BART station.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. I like the teal, because its close enough to downtown, but wont change the entire tenor of the Jack London area.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

20 private owners a non-starter?!?!

Bruce Ratner laughs at that notion.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Some strong-arm tactics would def be useful here. If Oakland couldn’t get it done with the private owners near the Coliseum, I have a hard time believing they’d get it done with slightly more valuable real estate.

If only they knew a lawyer whose specialty was in evictions!

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If only they knew a lawyer whose specialty was in evictions and was good at it!

Fixed.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like it’s the OFD site or bust, as the Howard St terminal area and the 30 business owner areas have larger issues.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

dude. the uptown area has been trying to be redeveloped for 20 years,

and it has way less owners and the city can’t get forward on it.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 11, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

If only we know someone with expertise in evicting people.

If only…

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard he’s been really, really, busy knitting

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The worst part is that I suck at both!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is the worst part that you suck at both?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you have an Indian stereotype to break down or something?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you say I’m not embracing my culture.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Shabbat Shawhatnow?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the private buildings in the green area is a 111,000 square-foot 365 Main data center built in 2001.

Yeah, good luck moving that.

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by minesweeper on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Eminent domain that dump.

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Leave a window open

I know a couple crackheads that’ll clean that place out in a half hour.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How ‘bout Moyes trying to land Donovan?…Glad I chose to root for them, even though they’ve been hit hard by injury this year. Should be interesting, even if he’s just a sub

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

not that you asked, but

I LOVE IT. Even if he’s just a sub, he’ll get more and better experience than languishing in MLS off-season. And there’s a decent chance he breaks the lineup, since he can play a couple of positions.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i know nothing about the actual game of soccer, but i read he would be a great fit when they play a 4-4-1-1 and possibly a super-sub when 4-4-2 (though i don’t see why because it looks like they frontline is the same in both formations)

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

His success in MLS and national team play and failures in European leagues has always confused me.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he’s only played in the German league… I imagine EPL is diff

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t be less pleased. I’ve never liked Donovan, and all this will achieve will be to wear him out as badly as European league players.

This is testing my nascent support of Everton to the limit.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

oh come on… you party pooper.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And without apology.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t expecting one, Mr. Scrooge.

I think Landon’s still eligible to play CB in the Emerald Bowl

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think USC’s been quite bad enough this season. Besides, the unreliable speedster position is taken by Joe McKnight.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

true, your CBs definitely don’t take up any speedster position

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There really was only one display of speed on defense this year… Who knew it was going to be Mays’ play of the year?

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t be clicking on that link, and I won’t be subscribing to your newsletter. Excuse me while I return some videotapes.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a rickroll.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a dickroll.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still riled up about Landon Donovan.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You shouldn’t be… Lazy Europeans are lying to you when they say they get ‘worn down’ over their seasons as excuses for not performing well on the national teams

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If you played for a top EPL team you could easily play 50 plus games between mid-August and the end of May. That’s not trivial.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Dempsey and Howard did alright in Confed Cup.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Goalkeepers don’t run a lot, and unless they went deep into the FA Cup, Fulham weren’t playing anything like the slate of Manchester United and Fulham.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Manchester United or Chelsea. Dammit.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It's quite a grind for the best clubs

38 league games + FA cup + Carling/league cup + Champions league or Euro league + International qualifying games and friendlies

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but Donovan would be eligible to play, what, half of that? And I doubt he’d be playing the full 90 for everyone of them, if even a single one.

And he’d have the chance to go up some guys he’ll see in the WC (of course, vice versa)

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d be eligible for everything. But no, he wouldn’t play in many games at most clubs. We U.S. fans would probably get annoyed with his lack of playing time (ala Jozy at Hull)

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

but the season is 15-16 games in, is all I’m saying

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about the eligbility rules for the FA Cup and Europa League, in which Everton is hanging on by a thread. But they’ve been so decimated with injuries, he could be playing a lot.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s an excellent move by David Moyes, because Everton could use the help and I think that if he doesn’t back out being tackled, Donovan could be a solid striker for them.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s eligible for the FA Cup as long as he has not played in the competition for another team this season (obviously hasn’t).

Europa League is trickier but I suspect Everton would add him to their “Europa Roster” once the window opens in January.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you not like him?

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s a petulant show-off who disappears in big games.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty strong.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s disappeared in some of the big games, e.g. @Mexico. But he’s done pretty well in others, e.g. Mexico at home.

He’s carried the petulant tag for a while, but I thought that had died down as of last year or so.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

When you ‘co-write’ a book mostly designed to complain about your team’s biggest star you’re going to have trouble shedding that label.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, when athletes ‘co-write’ things… yeah, i’m sure you get it. i never really followed the whole saga, but it seems like he and beckham are on better terms now, no?

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

U guys still within the crackhead subthread here?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

IT NEVER ENDS!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S MY LIFE!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

its now or never?

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Once upon three years ago, I arranged a medley of the two “It’s My Life” songs for a marching band. I thought it was awesome, but nobody else liked it much.

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

For a marching band, eh? I’d love to learn more!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, they have marching bands on football fields now.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that typically, about half of a DBD comes from one original comment

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If Twist hadn’t posted a comment complaining about trains, where would today’s DBD be?!?

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In a North Korean’s labor camp?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re probably on ‘fuck it, let’s try to play great soccer and never say a word to each other off the pitch’ terms

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It was kind of weird watching them play on the Galaxy, in that they did the normal teammate excited hugging or whatever after a goal, and it was hard to tell if it was scripted/forced or not.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

When Donovan sent his MLS final penalty shooting towards row ZZ, the cameras immediately cut to Beckham… who was doing a very convincing job of not smirking.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you have a very pessimistic view of the human condition… i think he was more downtrodden because they were very close to losing the game

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have laughed.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a particular fan of David Beckham, but I lost any final shred of patience I had with Landon Donovan with his bitch-fest of a book ostensibly written by Grant Wahl.

The Beckham circus at LA Galaxy may have been irritating, but when Donovan can say he’s played a key role in winning two leagues, has a Champions League winner’s medal, and singlehandedly rescued a World Cup qualifying effort (or at least be given credit for it), having worked his way into it as a limited player, then I’ll be interested in his opinion.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I interpreted that differently, where LD was taking Beckham to task for not being a good teammate and Grant Wahl was looking for saleable quotes. I see your point though.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My opinion is that Donovan was right in the sense that Beckham was a crappy teammate…but writing a book and taking it to the media was a pretty dumb way of dealing with the problem.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a fair assessment.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I used to have a print shop in West Oakland and couldn’t leave the door open cuz they’d steal ANYTHING. Didn’t matter if they knew what it was for or not.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the data center is strategically located in the region’s fiber-rich district

Well at least we know the ballpark’s plumbing won’t have any problems!

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

if Uncle Lew gives Oakland the ol’ FU, we might have found someone scummier than Al Davis.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I know there’s a lot of bad blood between Oakland and the A’s, plus the Al Davis hangover, not to mention I’m not privy to the political machinations, but these options and the effort by the city look to be legit. I guess MLB sending people over to work with Oakland really helped out a lot.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, considering what Oakland has done to Wolff I would not blame him in the least if he gave Oakland the old FU.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

true.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be impressive. Al Davis is the Usain Bolt of scummy.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Um, isn’t there an Amtrak station next to the current Oakland Coliseum? I fail to see how that is a nuisance.

Yeah, you’d have to take a bus or walk from BART, just like AT&T Park. But, also like AT&T, you can take the ferry there! I could totally drive to the Alameda Ferry station and take a 2 minute boat ride to the game!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no recollection of the AMTRAK ever blasting its horn going by the current Coliseum. I have no idea if it does. does it? I know it does on Jack London because it goes down the street there and has to alert people not to get in the way. So, it might not be the same situation at all.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the train…it’s comforting…plus it’s one less car on the road or container-carrying big rig to cause epic fails on our interstates.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: All trains are required a long honk, a short honk, and two long honks prior to every RR track-street interchange

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That fact wasnt that fun.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You are partying around your office with a lampshade on your head, because of that fact, aren’t you>

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You obviously haven’t met my colleagues.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, none of the people here have stood next to the AMTRAK when it blasted its horn. Its remarkably loud and painful upon the ears!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to be INSIDE a loud stadium. Why the hell would you think that having a train nearby is going to have the same impact? Why would you equate standing next to an Amtrak train to being the same thing as being inside a stadium next to the station?

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, all the fans are likely to be 50 feet up and enclosed in a concrete stadium. Consider how sound travels, usually out and up, it does not travel down over the the edge.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, I’ve seen rarerfactions.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is more a mediumfaction

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I just pulled something…in my brain.

It’s waaaay too early for scientific-ky diagrams n’ such. I’m getting horrible flashbacks to Pchem.

by Kodiak on Dec 11, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

(shakes head)

(mumbles something about the Schroedinger eqn only working for He+ lol)

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

lolwut

It works for everything! I’m sure you meant there are only exact solutions for the harmonic oscillator, particle in a box, single atom single electron systems, and diatomic molecules with one electron, eg He_2 3+ or H_2 +.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

nerds

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re nerds approximately; you’d never be able to peg both our nerdiness and who we are with precision and at the same time.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle!

So is one of you both dead and alive at the same time?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops you died

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Im just saying that being down in the area can be unpleasant when the train comes by. Maybe you wouldnt be able to hear it in the park, thatd be great. But tailgating. Pregaming. Tailgaming. Pregating. Those could all be affected!

And you know how much I love to tailgame.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Then we have to refer to the current Coliseum. There is a railway adjacent to the stadium (ever wonder why they have the elevated walkway? it’s not just to elevate the homeless sax players) and they have parking lot tailgating. Now with the size of the parking lot, there is some inherent distance placed between the people and the trains. Jack London is not made this way, it does have pedestrians adjacent to the train tracks, but I really think your experience is based on being within 5-10 feet of the train. And unless you’re setting up your tailgate infront of BevMo (not actually a bad idea…) You’ll have plenty of distance from the train to talk.

Although the way you talk, you’re bound to be interrupted by the train, just by sheer quantity of things you say.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I dont tailgate at the Coliseum. Too close to the trains.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

it’d be no worse the Shea which is under the landing path for LaGuardia….

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What a delightfully low bar!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

True – and there is a famous open-air theatre in San Diego, I think the one I’m thinking of is the Starlight Bowl in Balboa Park, which is under the landing path of the nearby airport (both are near downtown). It’s a very small crowd which are absolutely silent during the performance, so when a plane flies over, a light on stage goes on, the actors freeze for 30 seconds, and then resume when it’s gone.

A simple example of making it work for much more noise sensitive arenas.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How funny, I’m imagining something like Red Light Green Light happening on-stage.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i take amtrak everyday.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You want a cookie ro something?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but his wife does.

From Ron Jeremy

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

carp IS Ragnarok!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like my ex-wife!

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You can hear the train at the Coliseum.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

And it sounds oh so good…. reminds you of the industrial, low income area you’re in

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Bay BridgeFerry Series

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a Caltrain station, I believe.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Caltrain was peninsula only? Next to AT&T, it is.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

what this guy said.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

East Bay = Amtrak. Peninsula = Caltrain

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

think of it as a comfort honk. You know about those, right?

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

*browraise *

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Trains rule, you suck.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

before you all jump in and explain the joke to me, I understand it’s from the simpsons. I went a different way.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

ITS FROM THE SIMPSONS?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of a joke often repeated in Archie comics, where Veronica would carry around this urn and talk about it, then Archie would ask “What’s a Grecian Urn?”, to which Jughead would respond “Oh, about $10/hour”.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You read Archie comics, too?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Archie comics! That was a huge part of my childhood.

7

by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You must have had a small childhood.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright if you guys dont shut up, Im gonna turn this DBD right around!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, BART doesnt go right there. Itd be like with PacBell where you have to walk 10 blocks

Complaining about 10 blocks? Man are you lazy!

(I just wanted to insult twist too)

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t go to Cal games any more because you have to walk a mile up a big hill to get to them.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

if you take caltrain then you only have to walk two blocks. solution is: move to the peninsula

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ahem

TAKE OFF THAT RED SHIRT!!!

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve been a cal fan longer than your family has been in america!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear it was a tough journey, but the ship made it intact.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, most of the people on the ship didn’t.

…wait, we’re talking about different trips to America, aren’t we?

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

turkey was talking about the oriffic conditions found upon slaving vessels of the time.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, then we are talking about the same one.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

or the Mayflower, you pick.

by turkey on Dec 14, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

see, that’s what i though. Thanks a lot, Twist :-p

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by BearStage on Dec 14, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

THOUGHT.

Spelling phail.

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by BearStage on Dec 14, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I am an American Indian.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were a Jew?

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Native Americans are the lost tribes of Israel. Haven’t you read the Book of Mormon?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I only have 1 kid and I’m 27.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you probably also don’t know that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

PRAISE BE THE LORD!

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me feel dumb for not realizing on my own. Whenever I think of paradise on earth my mind always wanders to thoughts of Missouri

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Missouri… more like MISERY!!!!!

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring Hill, actually.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

your knowledge of all things military is impressive.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s how I impress the ladies.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I fail to see how those are mutually exclusive.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Indians are Jews is not a meme.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

except, of course, when it is a meme.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s more of an ethos really.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s racis!

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Carp, you’re a one-man thread!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

carp, is there anything you can’t do?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

business. I suck at anything involving finances.

That’s why my wife pays the bills.

And my credit score is like a gazillion.

I also can’t make a 3 pointer if you gave me 20 attempts.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Indian-American?

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is the CalTrain stop?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

at the end of the tracks.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A guy walked into a bar…

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

………………………go on!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And he said, “Ouch! Who put this bar here?”

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

…………………….gon

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Et tu, NorCalNick?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what you’re implying, you fiend. But I’m innocent!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

PacBell rules.

Worth walking 10 blocks because 21st Amendment is on the way.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you are a Giants fan!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not met a single As fan who hates going to Giants games with me.

Especially after we take the detour to the 21st Amendment.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love going to Giants games in my A’s gear and shouting “ZITOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito’s taking us straight to the series baby! Aaron Rowand and Eugenio Velez FTW!!!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag’d

you currently have no catcher.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged, A’s suck.

7

by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

re>’d

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve crossed the line!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

face it…we do. And I can say we because I go to 8 games a year at severely discounted rates.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I mostly went last year because they paid me to.

63 games, FTW!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

impressive. You get the salute for your loyalty.

I’m hoping Chris Carter and (my fav) Brett Wallace are the answers.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing he was employed by the A’s in some capacity.

Kinda like Daric Barton.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

at least our prospects haven’t committed murder (allegedly) that we know of.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

have the giants’ prospects done that?

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Angel Villanuevo(a), iirc.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

(a)

how long ago was this? the dude’s like 19!

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s actual Villalona

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Villalona. Supposedly killed a guy in a bar. It’s become a he said/she said disaster.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about you guys, but this makes me very optimistic about his future!

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re doing that next year

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope so.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was employed by the A’s last year. I don’t know how to tell you what I did without giving away my secret identity.

Best. Job. Ever.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, we all know you are a giant elephant who can go hyphy. What other job would you have had? It was the part you were born to play!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Without revealing my true identity

I’m one of these people.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How’d you score that one?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Applied at oaklandathletics.com

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You damn well better not be red!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You turned something bad into something good.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Never bet on red when the A’s play the Angels.

Oh no, I’ve said too much!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Its OK, Im pretty sure Billy Beane wanted to trade you for a younger dot from the White Sox.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he already has.

:(

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

know weigh

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

They paid me to do that.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Verified

CBG was workin’ it on every $2 night I attended.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw him there every game I attended. With an OFFICIAL WALKE TALKIE!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I still have my keys to the Coliseum!

Kickball party!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

O shit yes please

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah!

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you the rally monkey?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Best. Job. Ever.

You’re clearly Eric Chavez.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

This subthread is kinda on-topic for today’s DBD subject line!

I contributed!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you listen to me, and listen to me good.

Please, Bob Geren, start playing Travis Buck.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And Powell

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

and not Crosby. Ever.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not our problem anymore :)

Dude plays for the Pirates now.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

so there is a god.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.
INDIANAPOLIS — Former AL Rookie of the Year Bobby Crosby and the Pittsburgh Pirates have agreed to a $1 million, one-year contract.

The 29-year-old infielder had spent his previous seven seasons with Oakland Athletics and was voted the rookie honor in 2004, when he batted .239 with 22 homers and 64 RBIs.

He hit just .223 this year with six homers and 29 RBIs in 238 at-bats, becoming the first Oakland player to appear in at least five games at four infield positions since Ernest Riles in 1991. He went on the disabled list in August because of a strained left calf.

Crosby can earn $500,000 in performance bonuses based on plate appearances.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just sad when you vastly overpaid for a mlb player with a $1mil contract

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

and then I think of my salary :(

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicks think he’s dreamy – it’s good for attendance.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

crossed the line into accurate statements of truth!

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey! (frankly, no catcher is better than Bengie

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

no…Sabean and teh “brain trust” said he’s starting off in AAA.

Bengie wants more than 1 yr.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they’ve already promised that Molina’s gone. I haven’t heard specific quotes but the general consensus is they’re trying to find somebody on the cheap to take a few starts while they work Posey into the lineup. Like I said, as long as Molina’s off the team I don’t care who we get. No more OBP blackholes hitting cleanup please

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

suzuki for bumgartner (sp?)…get it done sabes!

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

actually no…I want zook…which means they’ll prolly trade him.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened in this ep to make Mikey Scott act like this?

BTW, last nights ep was pretty sick.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Toby came back

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin on Michael’s lap was really awesome.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked everybody partying while knowing the guy on the other line was getting fired.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Kelly’s face during that sequence was pretty great. She couldn’t hold back laughter. She was being in character by breaking character!

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Thurs night is a solid night. Office-30 Rock-Sunny-League. Sick!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, when you’re on campus, you can play “Guess the Party Theme” at night.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you hit up Community and Parks and Rec?

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive watched it before, its OK. Im not a big TV watcher, so I dont like to sit there for 3 hours. Also I was at a party till like 8 and then I got home just in time for the podcast which went 45 minutes.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, free food. I win you lose.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Toby came back

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s what happened.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know thats what TwistNHook said. And I trust that guy.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean has he ever been wrong before?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time he looks in the mirror before he steps out the door.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You do? Why?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s probably dependent on how well he hits in spring ball, no?

or is that more about $?

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants do have a history of making dumb decisions based on half a month of ABs against non-roster pitchers destined for AA ball.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the Edgardo Alfonso era.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

til they caught him with the roids

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, really? I know Bobby Estalella and his 32" bi’s were on the juice.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, I had never heard this part: He sued the people who made the roids cause they didn’t work!!!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that like Baked Lincecum?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You know they bake together.

Matt Cain isn’t invited.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain has rodeos and line dances to attend, fuck you very much.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

U better believe Brian Wilson is though.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and The Unit:

“HOLD IT LIKE THIS, ALRIGHT? DON’T TALK BACK TO ME!”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Matt Cain

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ahaha

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Poor Matt Cain

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never go to a Giants game with you!

But it has little to do with the Giants.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I guess you can’t be bothered walking 10 blocks anyway.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You gonna carry me in a palanquin or what?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfft…

Maybe. If you buy me a beer.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Never go to a game with me.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, hey

What’s wrong with Fremont? :(

As a Giants fan, I don’t really care where the A’s end up. Though if they ended up swapping territorial rights and having Berkeley and perhaps Fremont in Giants territory (and Furd in A’s territory), I wouldn’t mind.

by GeoFreak on Dec 11, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

“Fremont is a parking lot with a mayor”

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OFFENSIVE TO GOD AND NATURE FLAGGEDFLAGGEDFLAGGED
Berkeley and perhaps Fremont in Giants territory (and Furd in A’s territory), I wouldn’t mind.

GET. OUT.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, when did you get appointed mod? STOP BOSSING PEOPLE AROUND!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 11, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t actually want GeoFreak to leave CGB. That was not my intent. If it was received that way, I apologize.

I simply meant to state that the post was horribly offensive to everything I hold dear as a human being.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a mod and I’m here to say that what GeoFreak proposes goes against everything holy. I’m not here to hate the sin, merely the sinner.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is a list of things in Fremont that people care about:

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the list so long that it’s not finished loading yet? Or is it the rest of the DBD?

by GeoFreak on Dec 11, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

well played.

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by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Fremont is a great city, however the Oakland As dont belong ther.e

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

One of those statements is a lie. Unless you meant “great” as in “large and well populated.”

by paleodan on Dec 12, 2009 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Can we show a little tact to GeoFreak? Or are we just going to make him feel bad about himself more?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. This is the internet, and I know that you can’t take things too seriously, especially here. In fact, from what I’ve seen, this is how you guys treat each other all the time, so I guess I feel more like part of the community now.

by GeoFreak on Dec 12, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

PS Welcome to the community.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez, why did I have to get serious Twist? I was just teasing… I don’t have anything against Fremont, it’s just fun to make fun. Thanks GeoFreak for understanding!

by paleodan on Dec 13, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 13, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

PS Fuck you.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 13, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

And thus you see two masters of rhetoric at work!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 13, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball sucks

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, that false into the “true” category also.

by paleodan on Dec 13, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you see what you did there?

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by BearStage on Dec 13, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm… wow. Paging Dr. Freud.

Oh, you say Freud is dead and they didn’t have pagers back then?

Well never mind.

by paleodan on Dec 13, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

On another note, Dennis Eckersley went to my high school, and we recently named our baseball field after him. Ironically, our colors are orange and black.

by GeoFreak on Dec 11, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz!

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by BearStage on Dec 13, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal swimmers doing well internationally:


HONG KONG – California junior Hannah Wilson, swimming for Hong Kong in her hometown, won two silver medals and four bronze medals in the 2009 East Asian Games swimming competition that wrapped up on Thursday at Kowloon Park Swimming Pool. Wilson’s teammate and former Cal star Sherry Tsai competed for the last time for Hong Kong. An All-American for Cal from 2005-07, Tsai retired from competitive swimming after the meet.

Wilson claimed silver in a time of 8:04.86 as part of Hong Kong’s 800-meter freestyle relay along with incoming 2010 Cal freshman Stephanie Au, earned another silver in a time of 3:40.80 in the 400-meter freestyle relay with Au and Tsai, and won bronze in the 400-meter medley relay (4:03.07) with Tsai.

Individually at the East Asian Games, Wilson earned bronze in the 50 freestyle (25.70), 100 free (55.13) and 100 butterfly (58.85). She also placed fifth in the 50 fly (26.91).

Au won two individual medals, finishing third in the 200 free (1:31.16) and 400 free (4:14.58). She was also fifth in the 800 free (8:57.12).

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

I caught some of the swimming.

For Hong Kong to win a medal (when global swimming powers China and Japan are competing) is pretty amazing. Go Bears! Go Hong Kong Bears!

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

thx, sorry I couldn’t get those up earlier.

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Men’s soccer player invited to MLS combine:

BERKELEY – Former California defender Tyler Barry was invited to the 2010 Major League Soccer Combine to be held from Jan. 9-13 in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., MLS announced on Thursday. Barry, who completed his college career with the 2008 season, suffered an anterior cruciate ligament knee injury midway through 2008 and was not a viable candidate to attend the 2009 MLS Combine.

“It’s been a long recovery process for Tyler coming off his knee injury last year,” Cal head coach Kevin Grimes said. “We’re so happy and excited to see him get a chance to fulfill his dream of becoming a professional player. Tyler was having a great season in 2008 before his injury. It is nice to see him get recognized for his stellar play the four years he was here at Cal.”

Barry is one of 62 mostly current college seniors from 44 Division I schools with a spot on the initial list of invitees to the combine, which will end two days before the 2010 MLS SuperDraft. A member of the 2008 NSCAA Far West All-Region and All-Pac-10 teams, Barry was an integral member of the backline and started all 11 games he played in last year before his ACL injury cut short his final season. He played in 72 games and collected four goals and one assist during his Cal career.

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Current men’s soccer players receive honors:

BERKELEY – California put a trio of Golden Bears – junior forward Andrew Wiedeman, junior defender A.J. Soares and sophomore goalkeeper David Bingham – on the National Soccer Coaches Association of America NCAA Division I Far West All-Region teams, the NSCAA announced on Thursday. This marks the second straight honor for Wiedeman, who repeats his first-team status, and the first such accolade for Bingham, who is on the third team. Soares, who was a third-team pick in 2008, is a second-team selection this season.

Wiedeman, who was one of the most dangerous attacking players on the West Coast this season, was Cal’s leading scorer and a first-team All-Pac-10 selection in 2009. The San Ramon, Calif., product paced the Bears in points (26), goals (11) and game-winning goals (5) after starting all 18 games. He also tied senior forward Jeff Cosgriff for second on the team with four assists. Wiedeman ended the regular season tied for second in goals and ranked third in points in the Pac-10. He is one of 34 players vying for the Soccer News Net’s Player of the Year award.

Also strong in the classroom, Wiedeman earned a spot on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America second team after first claiming a berth on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-District 8 Team. Wiedeman was named to three important preseason award lists – the Watch List for the Missouri Athletic Club Hermann Trophy and the preseason All-America teams for Soccer America and College Soccer News.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

Adam Schefter disagrees with Rishi

Here

Q: Adam, I am nuts to think that the 49ers should start Smith next year and wait another year before drafting a QB? Shouldn’t their focus be on offensive linemen, defensive backs or pass-rush linebackers? If the season ended today, they would have the 10th and 14th picks. Do you really think one of the better QBs will slip to the 49ers when four teams (I’d say five but I don’t trust Al Davis) who need a QB draft before them?

—Nick (Englishtown, N.J.)

A: Nick, your thinking is completely in line with the organization’s. They are big Alex Smith fans right now. And as is the case with Gradkowski, we have to see how the season plays out in the final quarter. But if the draft were held today, I’d guess that the 49ers would be more inclined to use those two first-round picks on offensive or defensive linemen, defensive backs, or pass-rush linebackers. But there still are four games left this season for their final verdict to come in. But to date, Smith has begun to play up to some of the potential that the 49ers identified in him when they made him the No. 1 overall pick — ahead of Aaron Rodgers.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

I was never in favour of picking a QB in the upcoming draft…

And right now, the Niners really should focus on their MNF game against the Cards as opposed to anything else.

I still like Shaun Hill more, but Smith has played well in the quasi-spread we’re running.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Since Cinci was so nati

Hey carp, you reminded me of Babes in Toyland, a terrible movie my dad bought when I was a kid. Specifically, the scene where Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves sing about how awesome Cincinnati is (“she’s Ohio’s Maserati”).

by kolwave on Dec 11, 2009 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

oh my god, that was awesomely terrible. wow. three questions occur to me:

1) WTF?
2) How does Keanu Reeves still get work? I don’t understand how he’s had the career he’s had.
3) Who thought this was a good idea? Aren’t there whole rooms full of executives who have to approve things like this?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

(2) the dreamy hair/eyes?
(3) see (2)

fyi, my dad is still in charge of our home movie library. His taste has gotten a little better.

by kolwave on Dec 11, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

True but unnecessary story

This reminds me of a traumatic childhood christmas when I was probably about 7 or so. Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ had just come out on video and I asked for it for Christmas. Low&behold, christmas morning, I open up to find — the knockoff version. I cried like crazy, because I thought I had been bad, and not good enough for the real little mermaid. I do remember my dad panicking and running immediately to the store to get me the real one.

Of course, now I realize he was busy, and it was an honest mistake. But man, I hope I don’t ruin christmas like that.

ah, low budget animation, you keep Korea running

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a sad story :(

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Christmas is the worst holiday ever! Hanukah has never made anybody cry!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would Hanukah make Jesus cry?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Tears of frustration because he couldn’t figure out how to spell it?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Could Jesus create a word so confusing that even He could not spell it?

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Trick question.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This would’ve been 10000x better if he sang it

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

burnt himself lighting candles

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And then it turned out they were the kind you can’t blow out.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was the whole point of Hanukah.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Royrules, that was the joke.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I held out as long as I could, but it was inevitable.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this the most amount of popularity you’ve experienced in your life?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I see the birthday truce is well and truly over.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

his dad kept relighting them as a practical joke?

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus: [blows out candles]

God: (sotto voce) Let there be light!

Jesus: [blows out candles]

God: (sotto voce) Let there be light!

Jesus: [blows out candles]

God: (sotto voce) Let there be light!

Jesus: Ah for my sake, Dad. knock it off.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I also remember this movie. It’s super weird. I’m just glad it’s no longer in replayed christmas movie rotation.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember the name, but forget the movie itself…. thank god!

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by CruzinBears on Dec 11, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

the Pac-10 leads the country in dropping Tiger Woods like a bad habit.
They’re the the first entity to completely drop Tiger from their slate of commercials.

Woods shot a quick spot when he was honored last month as a new inductee into the Stanford Athletics Hall of Fame. The spot, which include famous alumni from the conference schools, aired on the UCLA-USC football broadcast on Nov. 28 and on a USC-Nebraska basketball broadcast on Nov. 29.

The ad was supposed to run on ESPN’s broadcast of the Oregon-Oregon State game last Thursday night, but Jim Muldoon, associate commissioner of communications for the Pac-10, told CNBC that the spot was not aired.

“I don’t know when, or if, it will be used again,” Muldoon said.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

Here’s hoping Hope Solo and Tony Azavedo somehow have national humiliation, so we can get them outta there!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I could’ve sworn I saw that ad last week sometime

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I could’ve sworn I saw it during the Civil War, but I could be mistaken. I know it was on during UCLA-USC, and even though it was the first time seeing it, it was overplayed.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If Big Game had been a couple of weeks later, do you think Furd would still have inducted Tiger into its Hall of Fame?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the weather of Big Game Week would have been much more unpleasant.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My high school teacher asked me how I knew Tiger was a furd.

I told her I saw him at Big game, as their honary captain. He was also inducted into their Hall of Fame. He also cheats on his wife.

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Savage is jewish??

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

OH YEAH DIG IT

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Girls love making lists.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s fine — I love reading them. Win-win.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re the ugliest boy in class. Does that sparkle with you?

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I missing a reference?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was disappointing.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

watch more south park

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sunshine!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

qq I thought it was going to be a cracked list

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

my fav – Ron Jeremy

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh, someone alert rags.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

oh no! AndBears likes porn – PANICKE!!!

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Panicke? What is that?

I feel like that is a French breakfast pastry of some sort?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a sort of post-structuralist panic

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, ok. I suppose it’s no different than me telling the girlfriend that I enjoy the artistic stylings of Asa Akira.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

glad to have you on my ogling side.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

there were Jewish gangs?!?!? I wanna be in a Jewish gang!!!! Are they like the Van Buren boys?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

they’re led by the Hebrew Hammer

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

SHABBAT SHALOM, MOTHERFUCKER!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t make me employ the most devastating weapon in the Jewish arsenal.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Guilt?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Upperbody hair

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait!

I thought it was the Jew-fro? (seen homegrowns getting way busted for arming themselves with those. i have)

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Shomer Shabbos!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Dec 15, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He was inspired by Gene Wilder’s role in “All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask”. (fuckin-A? let’s see if I can contracronym THAT? AYEWTKASBWATA ?!?!?! sounds like that boy named Suh’s first name. . . .)

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooops! It's Everything you wanted to know. . . blah blah. . .and- it's a sheep!

See for yourself

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Wives of the world, let me tell you, if you can get your husbands to perform their household chores out of pure spite, you will be very successful indeed. Somehow last night, I found myself cleaning the kitchen out of pure spite at like 1115 PM. Im not entirely sure how Mrs. Twist managed to pull it off, but I had to make it look REALLY good just to SHOW HER!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 10:27 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha… that’ll teach her

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

pussy

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Get your balls out of your purse

Actually, it sounds like they’re in Mrs. Twist’s purse.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, i gotta try that.

“psh? clean?!? you couldn’t clean your hands with hand sanitizer, let alone a whole kitchen! why i bet you’re the worst kitchen cleaner and pot scrubber this side of the bay!! (rival friend) could probably clean twice as good as you!!”

“I’ll show YOU!!!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats like 80% word for word what happened last night.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Mrs. TwistNHook has been scheming with Mrs. carp, after the whole babysitter bit.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

All part of their master plan!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Flag'd for sexism.
All part of their master mistress plan!

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey 'sexism'?

That’s the other 20% was! Twist got BIZZY wit her! (she’s the one who coined his name! that’ right, that’s right! i’m circumcised too brah. . . .but the name my girl REALLY calls me is BixBiteHerBack)

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It might just be that I haven’t been awake for long enough, or just that this post is batshit crazy.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 15, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats nto batshit crazzy. Thats BixBeiderbecke. The one we know and lvoe!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 15, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 15, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Um-ummm!

My all-time favorite type-of-socialites!

(in all fairness, they ‘airbrushed’ that picture of my doppelganger! i was INKAWGNEATO that day. . . .something ‘bout my “dossier” seeing as I’m a “fomenter”. . . . .you betcha! . . got my hand on my gun, cause they got me on the run)

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We have given up on that dance and now pay a lady handsomely twice a month to scrub our kitchen and bathroom until they sparkle like new moon.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

How handsome is this lady again?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Too handsome for you to handle. Help ain’t cheap.

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

He can afford that pleasure

Didn’t you kick 10 people out last month in your job? Like I said before, Twist be bein’ busy.

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by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

We have a big thing against paying for something we can do ourselves. ‘Can do’, in this case, is entirely different than ‘will do.’ With Rags having a cold and me feeling nauseated from morning sickness – our house is pretty gross. I would LOVE for someone to come clean it, but especially clean out our fridge. … christmas present!? please?! from the blog?

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was our conflict as well. I hesitated for a while because of the cost and our physical ability to do the actions required, but I caved due to our time constraints with the kid. We were pretty busy before, right? So we only have her do the things that we always procrastinated on and felt bad about… floors, cabinets, dusting, the stove top, toilet, tub, … we still do all the daily stuff like dishes and laundry and picking up after ourselves. It’s been great, no more midnight mopping. Worth it? I dunno. We’re happy to pay it to avoid cleaning guilt and have things regularly nice.

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Cost-benefit analysis?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably have to quantify my utility, i.e. the personal value I put on having the house clean. And then I could make an indifference map (made of many indifference curves) and then align that with my budget, and find the point with the highest Utility return that coincides with my budget.

OR, I could not.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it wrong that sounds like a lot of fun? I think I chose the wrong major

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it is wrong. That does not sound like fun at all.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You would have been a very happy econ major.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll clean out the fridge.

Can’t promise about the rest of the house tho.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

SWEEEET

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I do it after the holidays? Schedule’s pretty full til the 27th.

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by BearStage on Dec 15, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’LL WORK WHEN I TELL YOU.

don’t worry about it :)

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by AndBears on Dec 15, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Resumes

Does anybody actually mail in physical resumes and cover letters anymore, or is it always done via email? My professor from that sports marketing class gave me a list of people to contact about jobs, but didn’t include their email addresses.

In other news, this weather sucks. Tedford’s weather machine is gonna have to work some real magic today if we’re gonna stay dry during practice.

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by giantfan5 on Dec 11, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Usually done through email now, but I don’t imagine it would hurt to do physically either. As long as you print all your stuff on nice paper and it’s not all folded and dirty and shit.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Burning dog poo and the human response?

Please oh please let it be burning dog poo and the human response…

by CaliforniaBone on Dec 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Snob

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

que

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you know their organization, it should only take a little bit of research to figure out their email format.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

[TFLN]:

(480): is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100’s on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

a response so horrid I just had to repost it:

It is normal when you go to a school as terrible as asu, the Harvard of date rape.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

By horrid do you mean factually accurate?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s a Daily Show reference from when they wouldn’t give Obama an honorary degree.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a spectacular segment

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot about that. Agreed.

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Man I love the daily show!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I BCS Bowl Team?
Thu, Sep 03 Oregon
Sat, Sep 12 Miami (OH)
Fri, Sep 18 Fresno State
Sat, Sep 26 Bowling Green
Sat, Oct 03 UC Davis
Wed, Oct 14 Tulsa
Sat, Oct 24 Hawaii
Sat, Oct 31 San Jose State
Fri, Nov 06 Louisiana Tech
Sat, Nov 14 Idaho
Fri, Nov 20 Utah State
Fri, Nov 27 Nevada
Sat, Dec 05 New Mexico State

Yay or Nay?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

fun fact: said team was on ESPN six (6) times.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks to that first game, yay

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This

last year, they were undefeated in the regular season as well and didn’t go to a BCS game (of course, Utah had a big role in this)

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Frankly, it’s hard for me to argue against them going to the BCS. If you do undefeated and beat Oregon you’ve accomplished something. Though a rematch with Oregon would be awesome, just for shiggles.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

+ there aren’t any one-loss teams (though i chalk that up to ‘the grind’ mostly)

i’ve actually seen a few boise fans say that oregon would beat them by 80 now…lol

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy-Z

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

good call.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a BCS Bowl Team
09/05/09 vs. Youngstown State
09/19/09 vs. Navy
09/26/09 at North Carolina State
10/02/09 at Louisville
10/10/09 vs. Connecticut
10/16/09 at Rutgers
10/24/09 vs. USF
11/07/09 vs. Syracuse
11/14/09 vs. Notre Dame
11/27/09 at West Virginia
12/05/09 vs. Cincinnati

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

said team was on ABC or some form of ESPN The Ocho eleven (11) times.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that I’ve come up with the answers to these in appox. .2 nanoseconds each is probably an indication that I watch too much college football.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

which team is it???

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitt

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on now, these are too easy. The only thing you’d really have to know is who played who on the last weekend.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

k I’ll mix up the skeds

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d already forgotten.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In Boise’s case, I just had to pick out the 6 games I watched on Thursday or Friday when Boise struggled in the 1st half, I talked myself into the possibility of the upset, and then they scored 5,324,971 points in the 3rd quarter

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Boise is as Boise does… Can’t they join the MWC already???… Nex Mexico would have a natural rival in the WAC

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ON ESPN RIGHT NOW

A TEXAS ACCOUNTING PROFESSOR IS PISSED OFF AT MACK BROWN’S RAISE. AT
TEXAS

TEXAS
NOT CAL

TEXAS.

ESPN IS ARGUING IN FAVOR OF MACK BROWN AND THE PROFESSOR IS PISSED!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

SECOND BY SECOND UPDATES!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s R-Rated when we need him?!!

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a BCS Bowl Team
Minny, tOSU, N’western, Mich St, Wisconsin, Indiana, Ark. St, Arizona, N. Iowa, Michigan, Iowa St., Penn St.

I’ve been on ESPN, ESPN2, or ABC nine (9) times, BigTen Network twice, and FSN. All league games but one were on ESPN or ABC.

Which team am I?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Iowa

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

damn

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's one for you Carp: Is this a BCS team?

vs. Stanford
vs. Hawai’i
vs. Southern Methodist
vs. Notre Dame
at USC
at Oregon
vs. Arizona State
at California Berkeley
at Washington
at Arizona
vs. UCLA
vs. Oregon State

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wazzu

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Psh, you didn’t answer the question! Were they in a BCS bowl?

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes me sad

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the average speed of an unladen swallow?

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Come, Patsy!

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You just asked if they were a BCS team! Which they are.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

nice touch

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

carp, if you want to continue this game, just list the non-conference schedules of teams

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. SEVERAL BCS teams have laughable conference schedules.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the suggestion was because figuring out the conference makes it really easy.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FML

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, i was talking about it being way too easy to figure the teams if you listed all of their games. it’s still easy with 4 non-conference games

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FML

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My non-conference schedule

Western Carolina, Rice, Army, Georgia Tech

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Georgia?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lolno

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m going to go with vanderbilt on first glance

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a yes?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Georgia Tech?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong, it’s obvoiusly Rice.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like rice!

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by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was unclear which ones you were arguing are laughable. Of course Boise’s schedule is always going to look bad, and Penn St.’s non-conference is lame.

Since a team can’t really control their conference schedule I usually don’t ding them much for it, if at all.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t ding them, no, but they wouldn’t be in the Carp Championship Series.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

who would be in the Carp Championship series?

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon
Texas
Bama
Georgia Tech

are locks due to potential awesomeness and for winning the four tough conferences.

Natti, Florida, Arizona, Oregon St, Boise st, TCU, Ohio St, Iowa, and whoever has the best fanbase out of USC/LSU/Penn St/Stanfurd (lol) all fall under the “untested” or “eh, they deserve one more shot” category. Therefore, these all have a one game playoff with the winner getting a shot with the typical bowl selection process.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

so what happens to sun belt, c-usa, and mac winners?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

they go play themselves for “Nice try loser!”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so pretty much the same as the actual BCS, except you want all of the 4 loss pac-10 teams considered as well.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

well, kind of. I think OSU, BSU, and Zona are a cut above USC based on their results re: Oregon.

tOSU and the rest of the BigTen is flag’d, even though I think they might be better than the ACC overall.

I have a soft spot for the ramblin’ ’reck.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Big 10 might be on the same level as the Big 12 this year too (which is not very high)

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough, but at least their champion went undefeated AND didn’t lose at home to a meh USC team.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

USS Iowa?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Iowa class but could be one of:

New Jersey
Iowa
Wisconsin
Missouri

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take “things I’d rather not be on the receiving end of” for $100.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, they’re not guided munitions. just be where the shells aren’t landing.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Easier said than done, if you’re in the general vicinity:

For unarmored targets and shore bombardment, the 1,900 lb (862 kg) Mk. 13 HC (High-Capacity—referring to the large bursting charge) shell was available.16 The Mk. 13 shell would create a crater 50 feet (15 m) wide and 20 feet (6 m) deep upon impact and detonation, and could defoliate trees 400 yards (360 m) from the point of impact.16

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a reason iraqis surrendered to the uav they used for targeting in 1991….

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The rank and file weren’t stupid.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take “states tourists are most likely never to visit again” for $Win

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

although check out the full res pic:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/BB61_USS_Iowa_BB61_broadside_USN.jpg

there are people standing on the main structure/bridge areas. that much be quite the experience.

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ah.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to play "I can haz BCS" too!

Non conference schedule:

Charleston Southern
Troy
Florida International
Florida State

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

That guy’s name is Flo?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You can add Cinci to the list now

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANZZZZZZZZZZZ
BOOTS WITH THE FURRRRRRRR

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WIT DE FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Marginally tougher
Georgia Southern, Citadel, East Carolina, Connecticut

Who am I?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

North Carolina?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Winrar.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Is today the day the streak ends?

Looks like we’re at ~330 at 1:05 PM PST.

We’ve had some strong comebacks in the past, but it doesn’t look like we’ll pull this one out.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

I challenge CGB not to hit 1,000. That’s harder for people around here

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when you were watching the Oregon game and the score was ~35-3 and you finally had that moment of realisation that we were going to, in fact, lose this game and not make the BCS NCG?

That’s what this feels like now.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for truth

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You enjoyed that game?!

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was more worried about the fallout from fellow Cal fans and how the team would respond

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was more worried about how my hair was looking.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

(paging yf!)

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder you kept switching hats!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i find your lack of faith….. understandable…

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t the server down for a bit?

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and i was very productive for a while

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not an excuse. That’s like blaming the outcome on the injury to a lineman. Sure, it’s big, but it’s not excuse.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

MULLIGAN!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The girlfriend just signed me up for the 1-800-FLOWERS email list

Says it was because I get a 20 dollar coupon code. She’s not as subtle as she used to be.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

HAAA HA HA HA haha ha. Next she’ll get you a frequent buyer card to Sephora.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sephora has a good selection of men’s colognes. Sure, they’re overpriced, but you can sample them there, then buy them online.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No <3 for the cologne? :(

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought “Tabu” as part of my groups White Elephant gift extravaganza. For $5, I got not only a cologne spray but body lotion as well! It only got traded twice too. I was so proud.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I want to know what a “Tabu” is?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever it is, it’s hawwwwtttttt

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Will this replace the copious amounts of axe I supposedly use?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Axe is the shit! Its how dirty boys get clean.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I smell like PHOENIX

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Kilo man myself

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear Dark Temptation, because nothing says “Hello Ladies” like smelling like chocolate.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And looking like chocolate!

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Person 3 needs cheap fire starter, I would guess.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So upon pointing out to the girlfriend that I stopped getting flowers a while because she always told me not to bother, her response is now that she likes flowers but doesn’t want me to pay some obscene amount of money for them to get them delivered.

SO WHY IS SHE SIGNING ME UP FOR 1-800-FLOWERS

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

She wants the benefits of the flowers without having to see you.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I prefer Edible Arrangements.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You would, fatty.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It works best when you send it to your girl, then eat all of it yourself.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

you get appreciated and fed, epic victory

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually not a bad idea.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

pics or she doesn’t exist

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s shown up on the blog to rebut that before.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“She” has, has “she”?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my 2009 non-conference schedule

Ohio State, Louisiana Tech, Pitt, Western Kentucky, Air Force, Rice, SMU, Wake Forst, Temple, Notre Dame, Delaware, Hawaii, Army

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Blogpoll Week 14

Did anyone see that Block U (the Utah blog) won this week’s Coulter/Krugman Award on the Blogpoll? Good news for us given its tendency to forecast doom!

http://brian-cook.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/view/11123713

by DougOLis on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, we barely averted winning that last week. As it turns out, we paid for hubris anyway.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tube Steak

Ron Jeremy’s junk or plump, moist ballpark frank?

Discuss

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Flagged for “THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU DON’T GET LAID?!?!?”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this “laid” that you speak of?

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ballpark frank, easy

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, do you have to keep a death grip on one end of the ball park frank so it can be inserted in the relevant orifice without collapsing?

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

define “relevant”

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

would love to see the ‘pooper sex’ version of your game.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

For the ball park frank, I’d assume it was the mouth.

For Ron Jeremy, I’d assume it’s whatever orifice the young lady in question has been told to make available.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Zombie

Walking member of the living dead or girl stumbling around blind after her inconsiderate boyfriend ahem, “blinded” her.

Discuss

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

speaking of:

Natalie Portman has signed on to star in and produce Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

by turkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmm, Natalie Portman

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ver ray tid

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i think she’s had a few things done since that 70s show

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she and Kristen Bell are probably my favorite actresses. Or maybe it’s just because I liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Says the Friends, Marmaduke, and Archie lover.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, I’m agreeing with you and saying Mila Kunis looked really cute in FSM.

What does that say about you?!

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That I’m self-loathing? Incidentally, I hate all other Nets fans too.

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, how is Marmaduke Explained not funny?

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

agree. Mila was major yum in that movie. Kristin Bell needs to buy some boobs though

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OFN

and we need p-star power rankings

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by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Asa Akira

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by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

she was very good in the first scene i saw, but she’s already got that ‘years of hard work’ in other viewings

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s not normally my type but there’s something about her that is just gorjus.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had an opportunity to have sex with her, youd do it in half a second. Of cousre, you never would.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Just on her looks: No… but if I did, you’re right: Half a second.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be clear. I’ve never met you. I don’t know what you look like. I couldn’t pick you out of a line up of one person. If they put you in front of me and said One of these people is TBred, Id have no idea which one was you.

Having said that, I am going to assume you are not even in Natalie Portman’s league, based off everything Natalie Portman has to offer, be it money, looks, career success. And I dont even like Natalie Portman tha tmuch!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget smelly vegetarian farts, she’s got those to offer as well.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we back on the all-meat-diet farts?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

As I noted “just by her looks”… and I’m sure you’ve only seen her in magazines and movies; I’m also quite sure she’s not all that when met in real life (as it is with most TV/Film personalities)… Very plain…She’s just not my type, although i’ll admit she has quite a bit of facial attractiveness

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the buzz cut also killed it

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought she looks similar in real life to how she does on film.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the internet, Twist, don’t destroy his fake playboy fantasy world! It’s all he has!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever, dudes. i’m no catch myself, but that doesn’t mean i’m automatically attracted to every single movie star i see. she’s just not my type. and neither are playboy types. there are plenty of women who are much more beautiful than chicks you see in magazines and movies.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Im sure that there are many women more attractive than Natalie Portman. My main point is that you are far uglier than them!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. But I have agreed all along.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Im happy that we are in agreement about how UGLY you are!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, my level of facial attractiveness is still higher than your level of facial attractiveness

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

……zing?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’VE WON THIS ROUND, TBRED!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This silly argument is why I just say, “She’s hot but not my type” followed by an example of my type, say “Mila Kunis”.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a BCS team?
09/05/09 at Duke
09/12/09 at Delaware
09/19/09 vs. Hofstra
09/26/09 vs. VMI
10/10/09 at James Madison
10/17/09 at Maine
10/24/09 vs. Massachusetts
10/31/09 at Towson
11/07/09 vs. Villanova
11/14/09 at Georgetown
11/21/09 vs. William & Mary

I’ve been on Comcast sports 5 times.

Who am I?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

haha what a joke that’s a basketball schedule!

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

rong

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no, you are not a BCS team, but you do look like Richmond

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow really? You’re good.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet jesus you need a yob.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it was pretty easy once you eliminated all FBS teams

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I did have to look this one up. No, Richmond is ineligible for the BCS

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

haha…I tried to go for the ol’ trick play!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was CAA, but after that I’m lost

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Missing Barry is going to be SO pissed at you!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My 2009 OOC schedule

Eastern Kentucky, Western Michigan, @Akron, @Virginia.

Three of my four wins this season came against these opponents.

This Is Our House. 63000±9000 Strong.

by minesweeper on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

this sounds right… too lazy to look up

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

confirmed: indiana

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When you see a MAC team and an FCS team from Ohio you can guess any Big televen team and you’re probably right.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Indiana was a funny team in that they had a lot of second half leads, which they promptly blew. If they knew how to close out games, they’d be ranked.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, michigan and iowa come to mind. probably another… was really impressed by their WRs

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s funny is those leads were undone by horrendous officiating.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Strong Friday afternoon for this DBD..

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

IM BACK, BAYBEE!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I may not comment, but I am watching over you all … always ready to break out the banhammer.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Maharg was right!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Paper is out, digital is in, when it comes to dissertations
Berkeley stands to save a half-million pages of paper a year with move to electronic publishing

BERKELEY — A ritual as old as Berkeley itself ends on Friday, Dec. 18, at 4 p.m. For the last time, sleep-deprived graduate students will be lined up outside the Degrees Office on the third floor of Sproul Hall, clutching painstakingly printed copies of their doctoral dissertations, the very last step on the arduous path to a Ph.D.

Starting spring semester, Berkeley dissertations are going all-electronic. Students will no longer have to wait anxiously to have paper copies of their work inspected and, they hope, accepted. Instead, they will be able to publish their work digitally, with just a few keystrokes.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

that’s racis!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank Jeebus. There are some real horror stories of grad students trying to file on 15-lb instead of 20-lb paper, or a margin being 0.99" instead of 1.0", which result in dissertations being re-submitted and, even worse, signatures being re-collected.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll ever get rid of dissertations altogether…unless you don’t publish any work…which should mean, you don’t graduate!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll be reduced to tweets

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sum up your thesis and research in 120 characters. GO.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally deserve a PhD because I work really hard and rock the party.

Thank you.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

no $ means =(((((, $ equals =DDD! LOL kthxbye.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, but what does mo money=?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

mo money = mo problems

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Greatest dissertation evair!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

therefore

money = problems

QED

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

mo money = better problems

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what about mo diggity?

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

mo diggity = i like the way you work it

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit!

7 years of research down the drain!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I got to bag it up.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No glove, no love!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist!

The supplies are here.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

You're jealous.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

lol…eh…what’s with the rope?!?!111

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was obvious.

This is the “David Carradine” pack.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

o…hehe

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

UHF RULES!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

$30?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Totes. U can take the screen with ya too.

Beetdub, we can burn another image on the flip side of the screen.

Anyone have a quick one-color California Golden Blogs tshirt idea?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there something there? I can’t see it.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Photo FAIL.

It was a ‘z’ key.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nice.

How bout a crazy worn out Z key with “California Golden Blog” in text across the bottom?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  


"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

FML

http://www.timvansant.com/otoh/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pirate_keyboard.jpg

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sub Z for R?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

needs foto shop

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Love

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Purdy: Why you should pull for Toby Gerhart to win the Heisman Trophy

From time to time, I receive complaints that I am an overly opinionated sports columnist. For the next 48 hours, I plan to be even more opinionated.

I really want Stanford running back Toby Gerhart to win the Heisman Trophy, which will be presented Saturday evening in New York City. And you should want it, too.

You should want him to win because if the Heisman is supposedly awarded to “the most outstanding player in college football,” then Gerhart is overqualified.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST reply actions  

blah blah blah FLAGGED

i wish we’d abolish these stupid fucking wank material awards

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If it should go to the most outstanding PLAYER in college football, give it to Suh.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This X 1 million. You can’t use the above argument unless you’re talking about the best! That’s right, my subjective view of the best is better than yours, Mark Purdy!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the most outstanding PLAYA?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that should go to Cancun

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a BCS Bowl Team
@ Folsom
@ Freedom
@ Castro Valley
Pittsburg
Alameda
De Anza
Richmond
@ El Cerrito
Hercules
Pinole Valley
San Leandro
Monte Vista

Which team am I?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

Berkeley HS

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

so…yes, they are a BCS Bowl Team?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they are a BCS Bowl Team.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I really tiresome
carp

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NOSE! SOMEBODY MADE A SERIES OF POSTS IN THE DBD! HOW DARE THEY DO THAT? AND IN THE SANCTITY OF THE DBD, TOO!

PS I said Tity! HA!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I really tiresome
baseball

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why be a dick?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I’m grumpy and the alternatives didn’t appeal to me.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a pretty fair answer.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

So Netflix just shipped me "The Ugly Truth"

In my defense Katherine Heigl is kinda hot.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Thoroughbred disagrees in 3, 2, …

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Gerard Butler is very cute.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You would perv

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

pooper sex or see ya.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

he’d eyefuck you for a Klondike Bar.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d violently stab you to death in a jail cell and smear your blood everywhere for eating his steak.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that movie’s not bad for a rom com

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

you have sunk to new lows.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The girlfriend made me watch that with her when we were in Bethlehem, PA for Eagles training camp. I figured it was a fair tradeoff.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

your love for iggle football is matched by…………many.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like an awesome birthday party!

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

before or after he puts out the self-induced fire?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure this is what causes it.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a BCS Bowl Team?
South Cawk, E. Mich, Troy, Miss. St, LSU, Ole Miss, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Bama, Missouri St, ATM.

I was on CBS and ESPN seven (7) times.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Arkansas, no?

You are not a BCS Bowl Team

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

damn you’re good

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is bad. Really. I wish I could do shit.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

From like 300 to 700 in 2hrs

Nice work people.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Me too!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged; Twist is not a person.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Burger in Berkeley

Oscar’s?
Barney’s?
I.B.’s?

DISCUSS

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Throw Smokehouse in the mix too.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also in the running for Best Food Poisoning in Berkeley.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re in the running for Best Food Poisoning1

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You're prior to the snap!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not best, but Bongo was much better than I expected the first time I had it.

I like all of them.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Kipburger

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Prolly Barney’s.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Barney’s

IBs kind of rulez though, but for grease and loads of it

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll throw in my lot here

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do loves me the mushroom burger from IB’s. In my time at Cal I used up 3 10-hole punch IB’s cards…

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you bought 30 sandwiches in 4 years? CONGRATS!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny because 30 sandwiches in four years actually is not that great a number, when - actually it’s not funny.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you certainly are the expert on things not funny.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s about all a mortal man can handle

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Father’s Office!

Okay, probably Barney’s, but it doesn’t compare to FO

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I love me some IBs, but Barney’s makes the best burger.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Harbaws sniffing the asses of other schools.

If he goes to Kansas that’s a) stupid, b) a burn for the furd!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure Kansas can pay him more.

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by Rishi on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Pac10 for Big12N tho? That’s crazy.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Much easier to win in the Big12 North…KANSAS WENT TO A FUCKING BCS BOWL 2 YEARS AGO! FUCK!

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might prefer Lawrence, KS to Palo Alto when you think about it.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You definitely have not thought about it long enough.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Harbaw must commute in from Castro Valley.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why’s that?

Most likely NSFW

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I got presents like that.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not too late to ask your wife for Xmas.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

good point.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a definitely NSFW!

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by HydroTech on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to warn you.

No one’s nekkid. What’s the rule of thumb?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was sufficient warning.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, Ashley Madison has really increased their advertising budget

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Tiger Woods a spokesman now?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nailed it

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

is the Ashley Madison experience SFW?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.

Feeling neglected and in need of some excitement? You came to the right place.

Ashley Madison is the world’ s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.

That’s all you need to know.

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like thats more than I needed to know.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And now it’s in all your computers’ cache! Mwuahahaha!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That hurts.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least the Alamo is played after New Years

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d probably pay him more. It would be interesting recruiting because all Texas HSs run shotgun spreads these days (or at least this is what we’re told)

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean God isn’t willing for him to stay at Furd?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

(in response to a comment that ND alums would hate Harbaugh)

Fire Starkey says:
December 10th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Would they hate him with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind?

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

From Miller...open at ur own risk

http://www.stanford.edu/~tbrennan/football/index.html

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

eh…this guy needs a Results & Discussion section.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a fuckin' second

Anyone in the know,
I just noticed the “”http://kenpom.com/conf.php?y=2010&c=GWC" target="new">Great West Conference" is in its first year… They receive an automatic bid to the NCAA tourney, correct? These teams are HORRIBLE

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

Those are a bunch of teams that just finished making the transition to 1A I think. Hello play in game!

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rather, just finished making the transition to Division 1.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, they do not have an automatic bid to the NCAA tourney...

You can’t just aggregate a bunch of teams, call it a conference, and demand an auto-bid.

I read somewhere that they’re targeting getting a bid by 2020.

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Spencer: What kind of fire are we talking about-- "Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial" fire, or "misusing the word literally" fire?

by PaulThomas on Dec 11, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I was just chatting with a friend online. I was chatting on Facebook chat, which sucks. So, she didnt respond for a while which is not uncommon because FChat will kic her off repeatedly. Im like “Man {name} FChat is really sucking balls.” Then, her 14 year old daughter responds to tell me that my friend (i.e. her mom) has just wandered off and now the girl is on the computer. AND I USED THE WORD SUCK AND BALLS IN FRONT OF HER! I am a terrible role model for today’s youth!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

wrecked.

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by HydroTech on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, I should have checked myself.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

cusswords on the computer screen is bad for yo’ health.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

::crip walks::

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You often tell 14 year old girls about ball-sucking?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

8 year olds, Dude.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Impressive! The police are on their way.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Got us working in shifts.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

just wait right there, Twist...

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The police are on their way.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OFN

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure a 14yo girl has heard some form of the phrase ‘suck balls’ many times from her classmates. She’s probably used it a few choice times as well.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

She actually told me she did say that. I was thinking “as long as you dont DO it, thats OK” but didnt say that, because I didnt want to find out the answer or have an internet record of me asking a 14 year old if she, well, yknow.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That is unless she wanted to.

Am I being NSFW again?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, I support female sexuality as much as the next guy, but shes 14 and, more importantly, the daughter of an old friend. She should be chaste until marriage!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t lie

you tried to get an e-bj, didn’t you?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t think of a more pointless activity.

“I’m almost there, type faster!”

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Middle management.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m middle management…

I see what you did there.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

so you’ve tried it!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all. I prefer to stick to the traditional methods in this area.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

More pointless activity is if you’re the one doing the typing.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s she look like?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

how is your daughter, anyway?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagged.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What happens when your daughter decides to visit CGB or even Conquest Chronicles?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That would imply that either of them 1) has any idea that I blog, 2) knows what a blog is, or 3) is allowed to surf the web.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

4) Is allowed to leave the basement

Serious though: Where do you want them to go to school?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean for university? Because they are educated outside the house.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. I expect they’ll end up going to some liberal arts college on the east coast, but beyond that, who knows?

I tell people I want them to go Vassar as they would be third generation legacies, but telling the girls that would be the best way to ensure that they would not.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the University of California is a nice place to go to school.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard those psychos are crazzy what with their “different” blogs and their tree-sitters!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Better tree-sitters than a tree.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumour has it.

/Rishi spelling

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Although, they do have a play room in the basement – the result of an unrealistic hope that this would keep them from leaving their stuff all over the rest of the house.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know. I don’t see any reason to tip them off, nor any reason why they would go to either site in the first place.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If they know enough about computers they can track what websites you visited and think “ooh let’s see what daddy does”

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Please. I have a password secured work laptop and otherwise use the wife’s Mac which has a password secured profile. So unless they cracked the passwords or had otherwise set up some kind of app to track traffic on the home network, good luck with that.

And as noted before, all they know about computers is whatever they’ve taught the older one at school.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re hardcore serious about this haha.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably with good reason

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I trust no-one. My iphone has a passcode also.

In addition to being generically paranoid, I was on a project a few years ago where people started jumping on one another’s laptops and sending “comic” emails to the team at large. That was all the incentive I needed.

I’m also starting to think it’s time to start encrypting the work laptop HD as well. Not because there’s anything important on there, just in case there’s another pre-Christmas round of layoffs coming up that I haven’t heard about for a reason.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes. Well good luck to you.

BTW encrypting laptop harddrive is usually a very good thing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out I’m golden. Without going into the tedious details, I just found out my team succeeded om staving off an early recompete on our multi-year contract. If it had happened in March, we’d have totally deserved it, but we got our shit together and the client’s happy as a clam now. Generally speaking, guaranteeing another $5M+ in the next 12 months for the corporate overlords keeps one’s middle management position safely intact. It’s not a lot, but it’s high margin and reliable.

by DC Trojan on Dec 12, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome news. Congrats!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pleased, but mostly for the developers who stuck it out. Three bailed for “safer” jobs, but the rest of them really did a splendid job over the course of the year. Absent them doing so, we’d have been hosed.

by DC Trojan on Dec 12, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Your password is 123456 isn’t it?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, somebody just fucked over Druidia

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the same number I have on my luggage!

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no, it’s passw0rd!1 – see, the extra characters make it harder to guess.

Oh.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for implying people visit CC.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this the same girl you told that you were hiding in the bushes outside her bedroom and wanted to decapitate all her dolls?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No, different girl.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My god, Twist! Just how many young girls are you sending disturbing messages to?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I have enough time to count here. I’ll get back to you after work’s over.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

How does stuff like this keep happening to you?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Random chance

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Random chance

Twist lives on Facebook chat.

by paleodan on Dec 12, 2009 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense

by Kai on Dec 12, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually rarely use it, to be honest. Im more of a GChat sorta guy. FChat is unstable.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh no for sure, Facebook chat runs terribly, and most alternatives are better.

by paleodan on Dec 12, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I currently have a carrier pigeon with an emoticon flying in your general direction.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you send it via incan runner?

by LeonPowe on Dec 12, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, your friend has a 14 year old daughter? Is your friend like 50?

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Shes like 37 or 38.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If she’s 38 and has a 14 year old daughter then she got knocked up when she was 23-24.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

MATH AHOY!

NERD!!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we know you’re doing it on purpose

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna make a teenage pregnancy joke so I started computing and I realized that whoops she was in her 20s so the joke won’t work. I guess I ended up posting the computation for no reason what so ever,

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

1 post closer to our completely arbitrary goal!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If 38-14 is a computation then I’m a programmer.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I could do 38-14! And I’m me!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenpom basketball fun facts! (note: may not be fun for the greater Los Angeles area)

-USC and UCLA have the two lowest rated offenses out of all major conference teams, with a ranking of 256 and 250 (out of 347) respectively.

-Cal currently has the best offense in the conference (#6 in the nation) and perhaps surprisingly, the 3rd best defense in the conference, a hair behind USC and OSU (NOOO 1-3-1 ZONE!)

-Every Pac-10 team is ranked 121 or higher overall except for one team at 191, and that team is…UCLA!!! 191 is actually in the bottom half in the entire country. Shocking.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

Is Kenpom: NCAA Bball :: Football Outsiders : NFL?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for Cal Band People

I just got my annual “please donate to the band” reminder. I have to choose between the Annual Fund, the Endowment and scholarships. To which fund should I designate my paltry little donation?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

Firstly, awesome totesperfpreesh!

Secondly, I have no idea. I was just a Joe. Any administrator types around?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I was ALSO just a Joe!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, you young people, the “please donate” letter says that there is a 3 to 1 match for all donations given by alums in the 2005-2010 classes. So even if you can only afford to give a little, it will be tripled.

Apparently they are trying to encourage you young people to donate — something which we crabby, obnoxious Old Blues already do. If you want to get rid of us, better start donating!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Count me in!

As soon as I get a job.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I would donate, but I already do enough philanthrophy volunteering my time at the TwistNHook’s Finishing School For Ladies And Horse Jockeys.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

+1, rec'd.

Donate! It’s not like the state of California’s going to give money.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we create a scholarship for Penis Vaginerson? If you do it, I won’t feel so stupid and immature!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It is my understanding that the fund is to give scholarships to current band members. So this will only work if Mr.? Ms.? Vaginerson is a current band member.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Whhaaaaa???!

They give out scholarships? Where the hell was mine?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

George Miller sponsors a few scholarships, and there is the Bob Briggs scholly, among one or two others given to band people in the annual CAA leadership scolarships

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

All I know is that Bob Calonico’s letter states: “contributions to our scholarship program make it possible for students to join the Cal Band who would otherwise not be able to participate due to financial obligations.” He also says that you Cal Band members are “tireless”!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiyo!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

we were tireles…. we got old man

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

true

but i’m in band next semester soooooooooo……..

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you graduate? I could’ve sworn you did.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda

but not really

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes gonna be that old lame guy who is still around even though hes got 3 kids and a mortgage.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that will be me

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cindy Wu has borne you 3 kids?????

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And a mortgage.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, she’s math/econ… gonna bank or something…. I get to spam the world and play golf

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

history ftw!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife only got me a reverse mortgage!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That means one of you is at least 62. Which one?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no, youre the only one today to admit your age in this here DBD. I will admit my weight, tho. 85 pounds.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So your wife is 62?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

In 1993, yes.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So that makes her 78 now?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. Can’t do math.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If only we had someone who could do the computation.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to add.

That’s the extent of this consultation. For further meetings, I’m going to need a $2,500 retainer. I bill at $275 an hour.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude youd be lucky to get dinner an InNOut.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A scientist can dream, can’t he?

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it sure beats the hell out of struggling to publish “meaningful” data.

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by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Im pretty sure royrules is drunk right now.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

that seems about right, since the human soul tends to weigh ~55 pounds, and you are a lawyer

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish my non-lawyerly self were so lucky as to only weigh 140 pounds!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, i believe you have misinterpreted the rules

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, dude I makes the rules. The rules be misinterpreting me!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Zhang!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true. I’m kind of a spaz.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are the George Miller Scholarships

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the same Bob Calonico who told me to grow up and that I was dragging him down?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GROW UP

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, the letter is also signed by Cindy Wu. But I don’t know her. So I prefer to think it’s Bob writing to me.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

the sr. manager and someone on this blog’s GIRLFRIEND!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNnililinlinlinlinlinlinnnnn

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well perhaps that someone should ask Cindy what happened to CalBandGreat’s scholarship.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, GoldBlooded, ask your girlfriend what happened to my schollie. I’m dying here.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

not my gf

mine’s in law school. which is why i dont need to get a job!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU HAVE A FRIEND?!??!?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you either have to be in need of the money (FAFSA-wise) or you have to do something of merit. I can’t say much about the former but the latter is obviously not true if he posts on this blog all day.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What?! Posting on here all day is hard, thankless work.

Gimme gimme gimme!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I thought I told you to keep my mistresses secret. Jesus Christ, now everybody is gonna know!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

she’s a poop

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironically, there is a CalBandGreat Scholarship, but you receive nothing from it.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Twist already graduated.

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by norcalnick on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you ever heard of a chick named Penis? I mean c’mon!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably a common girls name in like Slovakia or something.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya, but its common knowledge that there is a lot of anti-Slovakian sentiment in the Cal band.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Give examples.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

anti-Slovakian pantsings. And pogroms. The uze, yknow!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“And ‘penis’ is Russian for…”

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia…

Yadda, yadda. Joke pretty much writes itself.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But then I’ve never heard of a 50-year-old woman called “Dude,” either.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

does she drink white russians?

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s racis.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man…

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You gonna admit how much you weight next or something?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, Twist. 105. I love the internet.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

did you step on a landmine?!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit, are you paris hilton’s mom or something?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, you sound more like Nicole Ritchie’s mom

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we are *this * close to saying byebye to CalBear81 for another couple months.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, as long as no dicks try to interact with her anymore, it’ll be fine. So, stay away the following people:

Rishi
Spazzy McGee
Goldblooded
Berkelium97
Ragnarok
Rishi

We should be fine

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

only half of those are dicks. You know who you are…

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They might, but the rest of us don’t feel free to elaborate.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You left off TwistNHook.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was assumed!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not included! Woot!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We can add you, if you’d like.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 12, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But I don’t say anything that offends you!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I pay so little attention to those people that I know absolutely nothing about either of their mothers. Did Twist insult me?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand 75% of the things Twist says, so lets assume it was nonsense.

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by AndBears on Dec 11, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a given.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

asdfasdgaoiugnhaoawfi

apos nafdsvnjnvfdks

weafwepfuawpfoawp!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NAILED ITOAERIGAIEORGHAOINVAOIVN!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to tell.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If only somebody could ask that SOB!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist, were you insulting me?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. But not for the reason you believe. Nicole Ritchie was adopted. As such, she has potentially two mothers.

As such, I was claiming that you were two people a sort of two-faced ADHD of a woman flashing back and forth between two people.

PS Fuck you.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s very . . . complicated. The only thing I find insulting is that you would think that I pay enough attention to Nicole Richie to be able to understand any of this.

P.S. : P

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The only complicated part here is what PS P means??

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

: P

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Colon pee? Colon produces poo. Fool!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you know she was adopted?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Its pretty fair common knowledge.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I know that, and I only pry myself away from writing epistles on vellum long enough to watch televised sports and read blogs.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

they serve different purposes

scholarships are for people who win financial awards from the band, the annual fund is for general crap like supplementing the budget, and the endowment is slowly being eaten away, for the same reason. i think the fact that its called an endowment implies that they want you to donate a lot to it.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll train the boy....

It’s really up to you….

Would you rather help scholarship endowment for a single member? or, would you rather help donate to the yearly budget? or, would you rather donate to the giant pot of money for big expenses from time to time?

All are necessary

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by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe.

endowment.

member.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the cast of characters Cal Band has produced??!!?

Save your money for something better. Like Brussel Sprouts

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

by Thoroughbred on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe.

sprout.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

934th!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Ca we safely leave it to Twist to post 66 more comments?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

we need to make comments worthy of a ‘TWSS’ response. that, or set him up for terrible puns

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawyers and Judges can’t be Facebook friends in Florida
Florida’s judges and lawyers should no longer “friend” each other on Facebook, the popular social networking site, according to a ruling from the state’s Judicial Ethics Advisory Committee.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

this.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Dec 11, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, just when I was about to become Scalia’s BFF!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you’ll never see those crazy pictures of him doing kegstands at that party last week!.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I had lunch with a friend today at a Chinese restaurant literally 2-3 feet away from the 2 judges I appear in front of the most. About 95% of my appearances are in front of these two judges and I kept my head down and said nothing the entire time. You gotta be careful and tactful.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you not allowed to have any contact with a judge outside of court?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You can and I have a friendly relationship with several, but they were having a big lunch with a bunch of other jduges and I didnt want to be that annoying guy, even tho I knew a few more of the judges there.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope your friend wasn’t that 14 year old girl.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope against hope, my friend.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Your friend? I hope you’re not insinuating Spazzy is a 14 year old girl.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you’re not insinuating I would be seen anywhere in public with Twist.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Theres a Gondola ride in Lake Merrit that may or may not have ever happened that begs to differ!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's a weird question

I’m gonna fry up some ground beef and pour off the fat. When it hardens, can I make a candle or a lantern out of that?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

i have tried this before

it doesn’t work as well as i had hoped, mostly due to how a candle is made. you cant just leave a wick in slowly hardening fat and expect it to function, for whatever reason. any candle-makers care to help us out?

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad I’m not the only one :)

I’ll watch Fight Club again and see if I can figure it out.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don’t try to make soap out if it. If Fight Club taught us anything… well, beef fat just won’t cut it.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why I am a seasoned candlemaker who apprenticed under Sir Arthur Stamforth II, esq, in a shop, for two years, let me advis—-ah fuck it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t take Spazzy’s advice! It is not well-reasoned and will only cause many greasy problems.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 11, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is a weird question.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, it seems wasteful to just throw it away.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

in that case, there’s this show on A&E that you would just love. It’s called “Hoarders.”

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m definitely not that crazy. Nor do I have the space. I try to repurpose tho whenev possible.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, then.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirty Oakland Hippies!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How To Make Candle

1. Obtain ground beef.
2. Form into patties.
3. Fry in pan.
4. Eat.
5. Buy a candle from the store and burn that instead.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

or, conversely,

5. Buy a candle from the store and burn that instead. Light your burger farts with a match

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED for not listing the last two steps.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

When do I make Prophet?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You see, when a man loves a woman…….

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it all started when a nulicule comes out of its nest.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

had to look that one up.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Point CalBandGreat!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's a weirdly serious answer

Beef tallow is not good for candles due to its smokiness. If you want to render the fat to cook with later, you can do a dry or a wet rendering, depending on if you purify it as is or boil it in water. The best thing to do with it is probably to toss it in the city compost, if you have one. Alternately, you could sneak behind a restaurant and toss it in the fat buckets that are picked up professionally.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So can I make soap out of beef fat then?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not according to Tyler Durden.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Evidently green waste in Sacramento goes straight to the city compost, which makes one feel slightly warm and fuzzy w/r/t the environment and such.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

is that not a good thing? It’s good that’s being composted, yeah?

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you should ask, I was just reading this

The green-products study broke ground by suggesting that behavior in one realm (environmental decisions) may have a licensing effect in a different area (not future environmental choices, but general morality). So, when I buy Seventh Generation laundry detergent and organic local squash—or bring reusable bags to the grocery store—will that make me act like a selfish jerk?

by Kai on Dec 11, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I act like a selfish jerk regardless.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I can’t really say this bothers me.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so, at least!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You could use it to fry something else in later. A wild idea, but it works.

by DC Trojan on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BACON!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bacon fried in beef fat? You’re a mad genius, but I think I’d try it the other way around.

by DC Trojan on Dec 12, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bacon fried in beef fat seems a bit superfluous, really.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Dec 12, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that superfluous is automatically bad – but it’s important to know when to pace yourself.

by DC Trojan on Dec 12, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that and the fact that bacon fried in liquid comes out kind of chewy and unappetizing.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 12, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless it’s more bacon fat.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 13, 2009 2:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. When I’m making multiple batches of bacon I drain off the grease before the second batch.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 13, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Bacon in anything is awesome, but yes the other way is what I usually do.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it’s an “indefinite” leave.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to take pleasure in this, except for his kids. And I need some positive Karma going whilst on the job hunt.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Work on his marriage prenup”

O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Spencer: What kind of fire are we talking about-- "Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial" fire, or "misusing the word literally" fire?

by PaulThomas on Dec 11, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

damn… that sucks. For him, and for golf.

Hope they can actually work something out. For them, and for getting back Tiger out on the course.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Stanfurd will b& him from the Furd HoF.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 11, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Or at least admit that we were right to boo him?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 11, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cal Doctrine specifically states that Cal fans, in their own best interests, may preemtively boo any ’furdie for future transgressions against the world.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Gretchen Carlson

BOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sergey Brin

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Condeleeza Rice

BOOOOO!!!!!!

Casper Gerhardt

BOOOOO!!!1

I like where you’re going with this.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Herbert Hoover

GET THE FUCK OUT

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 11, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Gray Davis….

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

William Rehnquist

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Dec 12, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mark Madsen

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 12, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

awww but he went to my highschool!

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by BearStage on Dec 13, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOHOO!!!!
Agent Says Barry Bonds Will Never Play Again

Major League Baseball home run leader Barry Bonds is done with baseball, his agent, Jeff Borris, has told the San Francisco Chronicle — effectively confirming the player’s retirement.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

wonder if they’ll carry on with the collusion allegations

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 12, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

I’m browsing through the Playstation Store and I find that “Ironic” and “Hand Over Feet” are new Rock Band songs available for download.

WTF

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Isn’t it ironic?

Dontcha think?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I declare this to be a positive development.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can also download individual episodes of South Park in HD for 2.99 each. A little pricey.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 11, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

>1,000 comments again!

We’re through the looking glass again, people.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 11, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

I'm watching the Rockets/Sixers game

It’s very Pac-10 heavy

Aaron Brooks
Chase Budinger
Trevor Ariza
Jason Kapono
Jrue Holiday
Andre Iguodala

Also – who could’ve predicted Chase Budinger would be contributing so much as a rookie? Or ever?

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

considering I don’t know who that is, certainly not me!

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofy looking redhead from Arizona who was the best volleyball recruit in the country. Super athletic, but never really looked like he knew how to play basketball. Can jump out of the gym. I honestly thought he should’ve gone to play beach volleyball instead.

PChris shut him down with regularity. He was so uneven – he’d have games of 24 points and follow them up with games of 3 points.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

icic.

Also, I never heard of Trevor Ariza til he played for the Lakers.

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by BearStage on Dec 11, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Ariza did only play 1 year at UCLA.

by LeonPowe on Dec 11, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what a year!

by Itchy25 on Dec 11, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL MAN

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 11, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

His name was Nosferatu and his game was corn husk

by Itchy25 on Dec 11, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That post made me laugh for the absolute lunacy of it. bravo Itchy25. You have proven yourself to be twice as good as Itchy13.5!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 11, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to divide by two.

That’s the extent of this consultation. For further meetings, I’m going to need a $2,500 retainer. I bill at $275 an hour.

by sec119 on Dec 11, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s add 7 and divide by 2

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 12, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. I like vampires.

by Itchy25 on Dec 11, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mayor Ron Dellums said Oakland offers the A’s economic vitality, a solid fan base and great baseball tradition.

Economic vitality? In Oakland? I had heard the renovation of the warehouse district was going alright, but ehh…..

Solid fan base? This one’s debatable. There are certainly A’s diehards who are very knowledgeable and enthusiastic (see: entire LF bleacher crew). But they rarely sell out games other than Double Play Wednesdays and Giants, Yankees, and Red Sox Games, even back when they were routinely winning Division Championships. As much as it pains me to say it, they’re second fiddle to the Giants in the Bay, and even further marginalized by the local football teams. Hell, I have little doubt that even given the disarray around the organization, most Oaklanders would keep the Raiders over the A’s if one they could only keep one.

Great baseball tradition? No argument there.

I am an A’s fan, but I haven’t kept up with stadium chatter since the Fremont deal fell through. I do hope the A’s stay in Oakland (and if not there, in the South Bay), but I have to say Dellum’s argument is pretty weak.

by dchu on Dec 12, 2009 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Whatever drugs you are on, can I have some?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 15, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm out now

I ‘had’ Polish-cunnilingus (it’s like Kush, with a B).

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for being the only person that made sense in this dbd

by Kai on Dec 15, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to sound or be charming. . . .

. . . .you guys here at CGB are hilarious. The best banter in all blogo-inturnetz-sphere! Better than The Office, I’ll tell you that much.

CGB is better than television! (there, I said it! and I mean it)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we definitely know you are on drugs!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 15, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC'D

Circumstantial! ’Atta girl, Twist! (never playing you in Clue)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 15, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

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