DBD 12.01.09 Husky Week Caption Contests
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Jake Locker and his dad
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Jake Locker and his mom
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Is this Locker's final year in the Pac-10? How will he perform as a pro?
Only a junior, Locker is be touted by NFL draft pundits as a potential first-round pick and possibly the first quarterback selected if he were to leave school early. Scouts love his speed and ability to run out of the pocket, but also see his growth as a passer in Locker’s first season in Sarkisian’s pro-style offense.
Sarkisian said when the season is done he’ll help Locker gather as much information as possible to make an informed decision about his future. He also said there’s no rush in needing Locker to make a decision.
Entering the season finale, Locker has thrown for 2,552 yards and 18 touchdowns, while
completing nearly 57 percent of his passes. With a big passing game against California, Locker could finish with the third-highest single-season yards passing total in school history.
“He’s done some things and we’ve seen some things that he’s done that make you go, ‘Wow, this guy can really do it all.’ And then there’s been moments where it hasn’t happened the way he would have and we would have liked and he’s learned from it and moved forward,” Sarkisian said.
For his part, Locker has deflected all talk about this future until after the season and did so again on Monday. The lure of the NFL might be bolstered by seeing the tribulations of Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford who returned to school only to be plagued by injuries this season.
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Let's not forget it's Husky senior day
Fourteen Husky players will exhaust their eligibility after Saturday’s game against Cal. And they’re hoping to go out in style.
It’s a unique group that includes only three members from the 2006 recruiting class (Butler, Paul Homer and Danny Morovick), four who have been at UW five years from the 2005 class (Darrion Jones, Ben Ossai, Morgan Rosborough and Daniel Te’o-Nesheim), two former walk-ons (Josh Gage and T.J. Poe), two transfers (Nick Scott and Jason Wells), a 27-year-old former baseball player (safety Tripper Johnson), a sixth-year senior (linebacker Trenton Tuiasosopo) and a local star who returned for his senior season after being kicked off the team last year (linebacker E.J. Savannah).
It’s also a class that has endured some of the least on-field success in program history. The fifth-year seniors have already lost 44 games; the seniors with four years of experience have lost 35. Only last year’s seniors, with 47 losses in a five-year span, have suffered more defeats in a Huskies uniform.
"What they envisioned when they came here obviously hasn’t happened," said Steve Sarkisian, the third head coach that some of the seniors have seen at UW. "But I think we have given these guys, and they’ve earned, some great moments in their senior year so far. These are moments they’re going to have for a lifetime."
All they want this weekend, when they play their final game, is one more.
"It’s kind of heartbreaking, because I don’t want to leave," said Jones, a defensive end from near San Jose. "But I’m going to enjoy doing it one last time. It’s going to be emotional."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions
Cal's running D is going to have to deal with phenom Nick Polk
But where things look the most promising is with a 5-foot-11-inch, 210-pound running back named Chris Polk.
Polk made a big statement against the Cougars with a 130-yard performance and by becoming the first freshman running back in UW history to rush for 1,000 yards. He now has 1,019 this year and is 35th in the nation in yards per game. And Polk has one more game left against Cal to add on to his totals.
The craziness of Toby Gerhart or craftiness of Jacquizz Rodgers aside, Polk is one of the better running backs in the Pac-10, and he’s just a freshman. Think on that for a second.
We will have three more years of a running back that could become the best at his position in the Pac-10. Now that’s amazing.
"He’s got plenty of upside. He’s a guy who is still learning," UW head coach Steve Sarkisian said. "But the one thing he has is physical and mental toughness. The ability that when things aren’t always blocked great, he fights through it. He continues to fight."
We’ve seen that from Polk all season: the way he puts his head down and pushes his small-but-explosive frame forward; the way he manages to get those extra couple of yards, even with a mass of defenders blocking his way. Heck, on one play Saturday it looked like Polk tripped and fell over a WSU lineman, but he still managed three yards.
"He hasn’t had a bunch of runs where it’s just big gaping holes and he’s running for yards," Sarkisian said. "He’s earning his yards. I think the next step for him is his ability to play at the second level, in the open field once he clears the line of scrimmage, and his creativity with his running style."
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5’11" 210 pounds?!??!?! LOL this dude isn’t any bigger than Shane or Jahvid
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
:(
Let’s not solicit bad karma by LOLing at the opposing team’s running back just yet.
by atomsareenough on Dec 1, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
i just wish reporters and athletic departments actually released numbers somewhat close to the truth
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Cops, fire-fighters, military personnel to receive free tickets Saturday
The Washington football program is paying tribute to law-enforcement officers, military and fire-department personnel in the wake of Sunday morning’s shooting that left four Lakewood police officers dead at an area coffee shop.
Brad Feagan, a member of the chain gang, is loaded onto an ambulance after being knocked down during Washington’s 30-0 victory against Washington State Saturday at Husky Stadium.
UW head coach Steve Sarkisian announced at his Monday press conference that any of the above-mentioned personnel with proper identification will be being offered four complimentary tickets to UW’s game against California on Saturday.
"For what you do, we are very thankful for that, and it puts football into perspective of what it means: that we’re all fortunate to live in this country and to be part of everything we’re trying to get accomplished," Sarkisian said. "What you do is recognized. If any of you have the time to come, please join us. It will be a great opportunity for you and your families."
Tickets can be claimed at the Husky ticket office Monday through Friday, or by calling the ticket office at 206-543-2200 for more information.
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what about chemists??? We never get our free day. I could very easily make meth or explosives or something.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
therefore they should keep us happy with free tix.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Indeed.
Where would my sex life be without it?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
That second paragraph doesn't really fit there
It’s under a photo about this incident from last weekend’s game:
Sarkisian identified the member of the chain gang who was taken off the field via ambulance during Saturday’s game as Brad Feagan, who underwent neck surgery Sunday and is expected to recover. Sarkisian called the injury "serious," but said that he should be OK. Feagan was apparently knocked down on a play near the sidelines, and the injury occurred when his head snapped back against the ground.
There's no crying in baseball!
Husky press conference notes
— Sarkisian said efforts continue to get a sixth year for [E.J.] Savannah [out for Saturday’s game] but that there is no chance for Jason Wells, who has played significant parts of four college seasons. He said Saturday will be Wells’ "last hurrah’’ as a Husky.
-He said Johri Fogerson didn’t play Saturday largely because the game plan was to either three WR sets or to power sets that featured fullback Paul Homer, who saw his most extensive action of the season.
-He said he thinks James Johnson is suffering a little "physical and mental fatigue’’, the reason he has just two catches in the last three games, and none Saturday. But he hopes Johnson can have a big game Saturday to go into the off-season with some momentum.
-He also said that the member of the chain crew injured Saturday, Brad Feagan, had neck surgery but should make a full recovery. We were initially told it was a back injury. He is not expected to have any paralysis or anything of that sort. Feagan is from West Seattle. Feagan was hurt when his head struck the ground after being run into by some players on a WSU punt. Said Sarkisian: "He will be OK. It was a serious injury, but I thought our doctors handled it extremely well. Looks like Brad is going to make a nice recovery. But it was a very serious moment, and one I want to recognize with Brad for all the work he’s done for us, and the time he’s put in. And his family, our thoughts and prayers go out to them as well.’’
-He also talked at length about the OL and says he thinks it has played better since the insertion of Drew Schaefer at left tackle.
-The only Husky injured Saturday was safety Victor Aiyewa, who "got his bell rung’’ on a hard hit on a kickoff late in the game (same play where Nate Fellner levied his big hit). But Sarkisian said Aiyewa should be fine.
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Be prepared for physical defense against Cal's offense
In a lot of ways, this was an old-style Husky game, UW sticking with the running game until it worked, and never granting the Cougars anything on offense.
“They played physical football,’’ was the way UW coach Steve Sarkisian described it and it was hard to argue after seeing Washington get five sacks and pitch a shutout.
The Huskies also knocked out WSU’s QB on three different occassions.
“It’s always a goal to take quarterbacks out of the game,‘’ said defensive tackle Cameron Elisara. "And we had two out today and we were putting hits on them. It felt great to be able to put a hit on someone. And it really hurts a team to put their leader out.’’
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Am I the only one really disturbed by this?
I mean, it should always be the goal to sack the QB and all, but should it really be your goal to INJURE the other QB?
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You can be disturbed, only if you apply it to our guys too (Follett, DeCoud, Donnie McClesky were big hitters – remember that game against Sac St. (no, not Sac State, some other FCS team where we injured 3 QBs). I believe our pass rushers have and would express similar sentiments.
UW Dawg Pound believes Locker could benefit from another year of college
I think an NFL team would be crazy to pick Jake high in the first round. You expect to get some serious productivity out of that high of a pick not a project that will be holding a clip board on the sidelines for a year or two. Use the WSU game as an example. Jake had one of his better games of the season but despite good protection he still was plauged by happy feet and poor mechanics.
I really think Jake could use another year at Washington learning how to be a pro set QB. There is no substitute for playing in actual games compared to watching from the sideline. The money will still be there if he stays healthy and there will actually be more money in the draft and down the road if he stays one more year.
Ronnie Fouch would be first in line if Jake leaves and while he has improved under Sark and Nuss he still and will always lack the arm strength to be a top fight QB. Keith Price has drawn raves at times but he has a lot to do mechanically before anyone will take him seriously in this league. Nick Montana is the true QB of the future but he needs another year to grow and get stronger. Even a talent like Matt Barkley struggled as a true frosh behind a very competent offensive line.
Having Jake come back for one more year would be a blessing for both the player and program.
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Cal women's soccer bizarre season
When coach Neil McGuire walked out on the Cal women’s soccer team after the loss to Sacramento State on Oct. 2, the season seemed effectively over.
McGuire came back after missing only a game, and Cal didn’t lose until the second round of the NCAA tournament, but it was a different team post-fracture.
“I think we took the team as far as we could have taken it, considering all the adversity we were up against,” junior Alex Morgan said.
It wasn’t much of a team at all, though. The Bears were divided, players versus coach.
“A coach is a coach, players are what make a team,” senior co-captain Brianna Bak said just days after McGuire temporarily left the team for personal reasons.
That statement became almost a mantra with the players, who would turn any question regarding “the situation” with their coach into a chance to talk about the bond they shared as sisters.
“It’s in the past now,” McGuire said less than a week after the incident, which was chronologically correct but realistically improbable, as he had yet to speak with each player individually.
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Year of the Max?

With Kamp likely gone for the year, he might have to be.
His progress as a reliable big man seems to depend on his ability to be physically aggressive. To that end, Zhang recently began boxing with strength and conditioning coach Mike Blasquez.
“I’m probably not gonna be very good, but I like boxing,” Zhang said.
Zhang, who estimated that he has gained at least 35 pounds since he joined the Bears in 2008, is working on bringing to the court more of the intensity and energy that Montgomery said he shows during practice drills.
Point guard Jerome Randle, dwarfed by Zhang at Monday’s press conference, is enjoying the maturation of his tallest teammate.
“He’s always trying to get better,” Randle said. "He’s made tremendous strides.
“Just having him down there, and just being aggressive like he played (against the Tigers), I think that’s definitely gonna help us.”
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Great News
Boxing will benefit so many things that are down sides for Zhang, footwork, hand eye coordination, quicker shorter movements, better body control, etc. Great job Cal coaching staff!
Also, I def would not want to box a guy with an almost 4ft. reach!!!! Even if I could run around and through his legs without being hit…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Bears wish they didn't have a bye week--at first
Cal left tackle Mike Tepper didn’t want a bye week — until the bye week actually happened.
The Bears played their most complete game of the season in a 34-28 win over Stanford in the Big Game on Nov. 21. Considering that came after a 24-16 victory over then-No. 18 Arizona, Cal was feeling pretty good about itself.
The last thing the Bears wanted was to put an artificial obstacle in front of that momentum — until the scars from playing six weeks in a row began to surface.
“Usually by Wednesday, stuff stops hurting, and Thursday I’m feeling pretty good,” Tepper said. “But (last) Wednesday, I thought maybe the bye week wasn’t such a bad thing after all. I was pretty beat up. But I really did want to keep playing. We were on a roll.”
After using the bye week to heal and rest, the No. 19 Bears now have to regain their momentum as they prepare for Saturday’s regular-season finale at Washington. Cal (8-3, 5-3 Pac-10) has won five of its past six and will achieve a 10-win season if it defeats the Huskies (4-7, 3-5) and wins a bowl game.
“We were feeling pretty high,” Cal linebacker Mike Mohamed said. "It’s something you want to keep rolling. But at the same time, we had a lot of guys dinged up. We want to get that energy back. Hopefully, we’re coming back fresh now and ready to close out the season.
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I think we should use this DBD for a coming clean of sorts: Have you gone Husky before? You know you have.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sometimes I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:11 AM PST up reply actions
it’s 6:11 AM…how/why r u up?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
A NSFW pic is easy enough to understand.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:44 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t really know what’s so confusing about what I wrote.
I believe another term for it is “slump buster.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
carp, you wanna lead things off, get it off your chest? Go ahead, we’re listening, and we won’t judge. OK, we will, but we’ll try to make it amusing.
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by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
On the advice of counsel, I decline to comment.
We actually need to define what ‘husky’ really is. I know, let’s use lunch entrees that your partner would order at a restaurant:
1) Glass of water (hold the lemon)
2) 1) but include the lemon
3) salad with lite dressing
4) salad with chicken and your regular saucy restaurant dressing
5) grilled chicken sandwhich, salad on the side
6) 5) but with fries on the side
7) 6) but with deep fried buffalo chicken breast. No salad here – once you’ve committed this far, you must go with fries.
8) 7) but with a choc. shake
9) 8) but with an additional pitcher of Coors Light
10) 9) but with the restaurant’s finest ale in said pitcher
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Thanks, carp. But I got you the first time.
And, no, I don’t go hoggin’
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I still have no idea what this means.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Dec 1, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
What do people think about this pie chart?

The UC Board of Regents characterized a 32 percent increase in educational fees as the best option to tackle an $813 million shortfall in state funding, but many say the move is detrimental to students.
UC officials countered such criticism by saying that new revenue stemming from the increase would fund faculty salaries, library hours, financial aid and other areas of the university budget, which they characterized as directly beneficial to students.
The fee increases, which will bring resident undergraduate student fees to more than $10,000 per year, are expected to generate more than $250 million in revenue for the university.
The educational fee is a part of the student fees that are combined with UC general funds and state general funds to form the core operating funds of the university, said UC spokesperson Ricardo Vazquez in an e-mail.
Before the money from educational fees is pooled with the other funds into the core operating funds, a portion of it is set aside to be spent on financial aid, he added.
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it’s too vague.
The UC takes 53% of my research grant money for “overhead.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Food co-op on campus?
Members of the Berkeley Student Food Cooperative have been busy in recent months searching for a location for a food collective that would offer low-cost deli foods and organic produce. The cooperative has already raised an estimated $250,000 from campus grants and private donations and is slated to open its doors this summer.
UC Berkeley senior Alli Reed, who is the fundraising coordinator for the cooperative, said the effort has made great strides since last spring.
“Funding is a difficult thing because we have so much money to raise,” Reed said. “At the same time, fundraising hasn’t been as hard as it intellectually should be. Students really love this idea.”
Members of the collective held a sold-out Harvest Gala on Nov. 20, which raised nearly $22,000.
“Even though our gala tickets were a minimum of $50, we had a lot of students there who were willing to give whatever they had,” said ASUC Senator Christina Oatfield, who is an organizer for the cooperative. “There’s a lot of support for our mission.”
Among commercial locations under consideration for the cooperative is a space on Lower Sproul Plaza next to Naia Lounge, which would require the approval of the ASUC Store Operations Board.
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Professor Roy speaks of the Nov. 20th protests
There are many faces to the student movement. The occupation of Wheeler Hall was one such face. A multi-centered student movement with a range of discourses and tactics is a strength. So are moments when multiple forces unite. A common chant on the police barricades of Nov. 20 was “students, not criminals.” Yet the aftermath of Nov. 20 seems to have devolved into an exercise in the designation of legitimacy and illegitimacy, into an argument about who are the “genuine” political agents of a student movement, into a claiming of the mantle of “real” change by some on behalf of all. If so, we need to better understand the alliances, ruptures and above all privilege that mark this political agency. What is the relationship between this face of the student movement and other forms of student organizing, both old and new? How will these political agents foster intellectual and tactical solidarity with others also interested in the cause of the public university and social justice? What is their vision of “our” university?
There has to be a reconsideration of the much-recited administrative response: state defunding is the problem; agitate at Sacramento and not here. It is not enough to say this and walk away from students and parents demanding answers, from faculty worried about the future of public education, and from workers losing jobs. Students and faculty understand the issue of state defunding but they also understand that the dispersed and fragmented lobbying of individual students and faculty will most likely be ineffective in making change in Sacramento. The collective mobilizations of this past semester, starting with the Sept. 24 walkout, were efforts to make visible the cause of public education and social justice. Will our administrators relinquish their own lock-down and lead such collective efforts? How will they ally with students, faculty, workers, alumni, parents in transforming California politics and the governance of the UC system?
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Should the university be democratized?
This is an auspicious time to introduce the concept of democracy to the university. Students rebel against the recent tuition increase because students are subjected to domination and control by faculty, administration and the UC Board of Regents.
The university should be democratized by transforming the existing top-down control into a system characterized by control by students, faculty, staff and the local community. When stakeholders have no power to determine policies, stakeholders such as students resort to devices such as building take-overs to express their policy preferences.
The university is under a tyrannical system of control. To structurally transform this campus into a democratic system of management would also transform its social role from that of inculcating the doctrinal system of tyranny by the few, into an institution that practices real democracy. UC Berkeley is run by elites increasingly representing powerful corporate interests-not students, staff or even the faculty.
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I stopped reading at “local community.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I stopped at "should the university"
Go Bears Go
I stopped when I saw it was yet another news story copied-and-pasted by Avinash with a boring quasi-rhetorical question as the subject line.
Good call. How dare we create a space for people to discuss the Cal news of the day in a safe and mocking-free enviroment????
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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Yes, when Avinash posts news stories with descriptions like “should Cal students lynch the evil corrupt selfish baby-killing legislature or just stone them?” and “are professors jealous of athletes because they’re richer or because they’re better looking or because they got beat up in middle school ?”, that is an excellent way to start a substantive discussion.
“Is it time to crack open each others’ heads and feast on the goo inside?”
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, I only get like 1 out of every 23 Simpsons references you make. Probably because I’ve only seen like 1/23rd of the episodes.
Is this the one reference you’ll get out of the 23 I’ll make today?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
I think that’s good for a laugh. When they say “democratic,” I assume they mean “devolved” and without any requirements of expertise to run. Leaving aside the odds that this devolved model would be functional in supporting education, as opposed to nit-picking maintenance like a condominium or home-owners association, for the smaller units, how would they handle activities that are more efficient when they’re centralized? That would be a good way to get less bang for more buck.
It’d be like asking the ASUC to run the University. Imagine what that’d be like.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,—
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: -but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh — who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don’t vote for kings.
by LeonPowe on Dec 1, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying we should use the D.E.N.N.I.S system to manage the school? Because that seems difficult to me.
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Great Idea!
Because, you know, there is no population more qualified to guide and determine the future of an intricate, complex, enormous nine-campus (or is it 10 now?) University System.
Who better to allocate finances, plan future growth, approve research, and anticipate unforseen events than a pack of 17 – 21 year olds hell-bent on getting drunk and getting laid.
Whose Axe?
OUR AXE!
the caption contest is too hard to do when all the pics are in the main part. I suggest putting them in the comments section (individually), but I’m just a lowly serf.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Fair enough
Hold on.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:23 AM PST up reply actions
CAMPANILE GOES WHERE??!?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Dec 1, 2009 6:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I told you!! An entire kilbasa!
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Submit your captions for photo 2 by replying here (Locker and his dad)

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I want you to FEEL how proud of you I am.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Dec 1, 2009 6:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I love you like a fat kid love cake Urban love Tebow.
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by Rishi on Dec 1, 2009 6:40 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I pushed your mom out of the way so I could hold you first.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Dec 1, 2009 6:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Submit your captions for photo 3 by replying here (Locker and his mom)

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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:25 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Folks, stay tuned after the break for more Jake Locker making out with one of his parents.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Mom, are you SURE I'm adopted???
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by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
Hey Babe, this is what the lips of a winner taste like
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
Dude, that QB from UDub is totally hooking up with that chi.... wait wtf???
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
Look son,
I know that the girls on campus aren’t really all that much to look at, but saying that I’ll turn into a statue by looking at one too long is a bit of an exaggeratiooooo….
by Montezuma's Revenge on Dec 1, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
BWNQ delivers. Do yourself a favor and read the whole damn thing, as I’ve only posted a few goodies.
Remember back in 2005 when, after beating the Ayoob-led Bears in Memorial, Carroll delivered a little poke in the eye, saying SC had talked about putting some “separation” between themselves and Cal, and that he thought that win accomplished that? Though Tedford’s not the type to take shots like that, the same could be said about this Big Game win. More importantly, coming off wins over Oregon and SC, had Stanford beaten Cal, you can bet Harbaugh would be telling recruits about how Stanford had not only closed the gap on Cal, but had passed them by. In that sense this game really could have meant a sea change for the two programs.
Instead, Cal looked more like its old self again, more like the team everyone thought they might be, and Stanford looked like a team that still wasn’t quite ready for the success it had been enjoying recently. Stanford was supposed to be the physical team with the nails QB, but they got run all over and their QB threw a game ending INT. If you can’t rise to the occasion against your arch-rival, from whom you’re looking for some payback, in the last conference game of the year, needing a win to keep your Rose Bowl chances alive, with a Heisman candidate at RB, you’re not quite there yet. In other words, Pete Carroll would say, that “separation” between the programs is still alive and well.
One other thought about Harbaugh before getting some game observations. Since he rumbled onto the scene a couple years ago, I have been struck by how unintentionally comical his corny hyperbole is. From his “enthusiasm unknown to mankind” platitude, to his painfully ironic use of the term “blue collar” to describe his Leland J. Stanford University footballers, Harbaugh is like the kid who wrecks his first motorcycle popping a wheelie while driving out of the dealership. He’s playing with words he doesn’t understand. His latest gaffe: the use of word “hubris” in the Big Game press conference.
It’s not just that he used it in a college football press conference. Though it’s a little highbrow, I could maybe see that. But it’s the silly way he kept saying it over and over again, as if the more he said it, the more grave it would seem. And that’s not even the best part. The cherry on top is that while I am not really comfortable throwing around Greek terms in a football press conference, if you’re going to do it, please make sure you’re not guilty of the offense yourself. Instead, Harbaugh unknowingly starred in his own parable about hubris that Sophocles himself could have written.
It is the irony of ironies: a coach talking about hubris after he just went for 2 up 48-21 with 6 minutes left the week before. If there are football gods, what Harbaugh did against USC was the equivalent of taking a piss on the leg of the Statue of Zeus at Olympia. Anyone who does that, then talks about the dangers of hubris days later, and then goes out and steps on his dick in the biggest game of the year…well, I just have to chuckle on so many levels. All I can say is, you guys can keep him down on the Farm as long as you like.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Dec 1, 2009 6:25 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I know you're not Mrs. Polar Bear, but I could really use a hump.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Penis goes WHERE?
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
ALLLLAAAAAMMAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Dec 1, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Om nom nom nom
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
Polaroid
A steroid for polar bears? Discuss.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
All hail Fulbright Scholars!
The two UC Berkeley recipients of 2009-2010 Fulbright grants are:
* Nicholas Crawford, a postdoctoral fellow in statistics, who will be studying stochastic geometry and quantum many body problems at the TECHNION-Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa, Israel.
* Letitia Brown, a research affiliate in environmental science, policy and management, who will be studying forest fragmentation in the Northern Atlantic rain forest at the Federal University of Rio Grande do Norte in Natal, Brazil.
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nomenclature fail?
Northern Atlantic rain forest at the Federal University of Rio Grande do Norte in Natal, Brazil.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
it's in northern brazil, on the atlantic.....
darn US centric knuckle dragging chemists….
Go Bears Go
But I thought Brazil was just a land that produced hot women, I had no idea there was a rain forest there.
Should Cal's public universities be bottlenecking enrollment rates?
Gaining admission to California’s public universities is becoming more difficult. Not only are the University of California (UC) and the California State University (CSU) increasing student fees in response to state budget cuts, they are also reducing enrollment. The decisions to cut enrollments come at a time when applications to the UC and CSU are increasing.
Last week, the UC President proposed cutting 2010-11 freshman enrollment by 2,300 students if the UC does not receive an increase in state funding. The proposal follows a reduction of 2,300 to freshman enrollment made in 2009-10. The decision to reduce UC enrollment comes after two years of increasing freshman applications to the UC.
Between 2007 and 2009, the number of California freshman applicants increased by nearly 6,900 (9.3 percent). This increase in applications, coupled with enrollment reductions, has made it more difficult for Californians to gain admission to the UC: 72.5 percent of California freshman applicants were admitted to the UC this fall, compared to 77.5 percent in the fall of 2007.
The CSU also is planning to reduce enrollment. By the spring of 2010, the CSU plans to enroll 10,000 fewer students and the system projects a total enrollment reduction of 40,000 students over the next two years – a cut of approximately 9 percent.
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Decreasing enrollment and increasing fees will make my degree even more unique and therefore valuable.
Sweet.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Finally, should students be instructed that it is the corrupt and wasteful state government, not Yudof and the Regents that are to blame?
But all of this must be put into the context of a state wallowing in 12 percent unemployment and a massive state budget deficit that threatens all state-funded schools and social programs. UC students are not being disproportionately picked on, though some remained unconvinced. I cringed, not without a hint of self-recognition, at the protesters’ naiveté — their insistence that Yudov and their deans were at fault and would reverse the fees if only students sat in long enough.
UC and CSU students could benefit from something we did back in the day, an all-day teach-in (on a weekend, outside of class time, please) on the state budget and the paralysis in Sacramento. They’d learn that their parents elected legislators and governors who let state prisons grow exponentially, at the expense of colleges. They’d learn about another intergenerational gift that will saddle them soon as taxpayers: dangerous levels of state debt and pension liabilities.
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Go Bears from Tokyo!

As a Berkeley grad living abroad, I generally rely on my father (also a Berkeley grad) to call me with the final score. I can always tell by his voice whether we won or lost. This year, however, Ambassador Roos and his wife Susie (both Stanford grads) generously hosted a Big Game party for about 120 Stanford and Berkeley alumni at their home.
My wife Ann and I arrived at their residence about 9 a.m. and immediately became caught up in the game day excitement. Their home was decorated with banners from both schools, posters of Big Game programs in years past, balloons and streamers representing the schools’ colors (red and white for Stanford, Blue and Gold for Cal). Of course they prepared two big-screen televisions to watch the game.
We were especially honored with the presence of perhaps Japan’s most famous Stanford graduate, Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama, and his wife Miyuki. As we ate a delicious Sunday brunch, we enjoyed a very close and entertaining football game. The final score was Cal 34 – Stanford 28. I hope you enjoy the photos of this Big Game party.

What’s your deal, Mr. Prime Minister?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Sorry forgot link
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Forsett should be the man in Seattle
Jim Mora might yet have himself a reliable starting running back.
Justin Forsett, who began the season third on the Seattle Seahawks’ depth chart, picked up a second consecutive start on Sunday and made it count. He ran 22 times for 130 yards and two touchdowns for 25 fantasy points, which set a career high while also pacing all running backs in Week 12 to this point.
So much for all that early-week talk that Julius Jones was still Mora’s starter if the veteran was healthy. Jones’ rib/lung injury wound up keeping him on the sidelines for the second consecutive week, and one must wonder whether Mora would make the same proclamation again. Fantasy owners sure aren’t happy about it; some of them might have slotted in a healthy Thursday option facing the threat that Jones would be the active starter, relegating Forsett to a little-used reserve role.
If you count Forsett’s relief work in Week 10, he now has 368 total yards and four touchdowns on 60 touches in his past three games. Those include the numbers from his first start — in Week 11 — which came versus the game’s stingiest run defense (Minnesota Vikings). If there was any doubt about how Forsett fits into Mora’s zone-blocking scheme, he certainly has answered those questions.
What of Mora’s offense? Keep in mind that before Forsett’s ascension to the top of the depth chart, the Seahawks leaned more toward a pass-heavy offense, typically an anti-Mora strategy. Since Forsett’s installation as starter (Weeks 11-12), the Seahawks’ snap breakdown has been 43.6 percent running plays, 56.4 percent passing. By comparison, through Week 10, their numbers were 35.7 and 64.3. This is an offense shifting back toward being run-based, and that suits Forsett just fine.
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by Rishi on Dec 1, 2009 6:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Let’s not forget his pass blocking. Easily the most underrated part of his game at Cal, along with his ability to come out of the backfield and catch on the run.
How on Earth that 2007 team only won 7 games and could barely move the ball around by the end will always confound me.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 6:57 AM PST up reply actions
The 2007 team is a nice little case study. A simple explanation revolves around Longshore. A more complex explanation invovles run defense, team chemistry, and all sorts of other factors that played into it.
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Sounds like I should hate Longshore and solely Longshore, then!
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Its all part of the Longshore package.
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is DeCoud still startin for the Falcons?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Pete Carroll's history of running up the score on beaten opponents
Here are the highlights from Bruins Nation.
2003 Up 61-20 with 4:00 minutes left against Hawaii, 4th and 12 at HAW 39 Reggie Bush (USC) rushed up the middle (pooch punts are for sissies)
2004 Up 34-10 with about 7:00 left against Notre Dame, 4th and 3 at ND 39 16 yard penalty on Fighting Irish (this was a fake punt attempt, I repeat, a fake punt attempt)
* 2005 Up 63-17 with 7:56 left against Arkansas, 4th and 8 at ARK 17 John Booty pass incomplete (I guess surpassing the 70 point barrier was too tempting to pass up)
* 2005 Up 59-6 with under 8:00 left against UCLA, 4th and 1 at UCLA 47 John Booty rush for 1 yard to the UCLA 46 for a 1ST down (I guess the punter didn’t suit up that day)
*2006 Up 44-14 with under 2:00 left against Arkansas, 4th and 4 at ARK 20 Mark Sanchez pass complete to Travon Patterson for 19 yards to the Ark 1 for a 1ST down (why go for three when you can get six, it’s silly)
* 2008 Up 62-0 with 2:20 left against Washington State, 4th and Goal at WSU 4 C.J. Gable rush for 4 yards for a TOUCHDOWN (who wants to bet Cheatey thought about going for two in order to hit the 70 point mark)
*2009 Up 49-3 with under 5:00 left against San Jose State, 4th and Goal at SJSU 13 Aaron Corp pass complete to D.J. Shoemate for 13 yards for a TOUCHDOWN. (In all fairness, San Jose State does have a top secret 50 point play in their playbook)
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You’ll notice that a lot of these were backup QBs… I don’t know that I’d disagree with running your normal gameplan with backups in place. It’s a good way to get your QBOTF some experience…
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Pffft...
How many passes have Mansion & Sweeney had this year?
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 1, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
The Wazzou game, USC took a knee inside the redzone to end the first half. What is SC supposed to do, take a knee for an entire quarter. Sometimes it is MORE disrespectful to stop playing.
I have no problem with teams giving their back-ups legitimate experience in garbage time. By legitimate I mean something more than killing the clock, rather experience running the offense like it is an actual game. That is up until you can effectively end the game by taking knees (around the 2:00 minute mark)
I wish Tedford did that with his qb’s more. I could be misremembering, but usually the back-up qb comes in only to hand the ball off. Get him some throwing experience!
pretty sure both beau and brock have at least one pass each. though i believe beau is the only one with a completion…
One pass attempt is enough throwing experience for me!
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lol. i know… but still! just saying they haven’t ONLY handed the ball off. the letter of the law TWIST!!!!
So, if I understand you correctly, you want Beau and Brock to make more than one pass? At who? And at the same time? How Bella of you!
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Double fail?
It’s not really that hard, you can just copy and paste if you’d like.
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 2, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Epic comment on CC about Bruins Nation
LINK
And don’t you forget it. I mean after all, "if you’re not part of the solution, then you’re part of the problem." Right?
Forget the UCLA Athletics department, Dan Guerrero, BruinZone, et al. If you disagree with Lord Nestor, then you are a Trojan sympathizer and a deserter.
The funniest thing is that any forum of blog is public, and as such should be able to take the disagreements, criticisms, and opinions that it opens itself to. BN is NOT that. A perfect example of Bruins on Bruins:
LINK
Out the door goes Donahue, Dorrell, and even "Ben Ball Warriors" for playing like ass in the beginning of the season. I’m sorry but this isn’t your 1950s UCLA football or 1970s UCLA basketball. You, like any other sports team, will have your crap years. Deal with it.
Hell your whole demon nazi crew went after the current student body for failing to defend the Bruin. OH WELL. These things happen (blue tainted Tommy Trojan of 2008 anyone?)
I applaud the many Bruins who live their lives according to their happiness and not hatred. I’ve had Bruin girlfriends int he past who take both great heart and enjoyment of the rivalry games. I have Bruin friends that do the same and even work at the opposing school. Even the Bruins at Conquest Chronicles are A-OK! But perish the thought (and probably the life) of anyone that thinks it can coexist.
After all, South Central, Figueroa Tech, UCLA jr runs a scumbag, classless, thug ridden program, it can never touch the celestial blessed grounds of that which is called UCLA, or in his mind, the University of Nestor.
Hypocrisy runs rampart at that site. We do it: classlessness They do it: Defending honor.
Please. SBN needs to take a closer look at how these places should be run; if not the in the interest of everyone, then at least it should be revamped to reflect a flagship image of what SBN would want of all its constituents.
On that note, I will post this little gem I found by Lord N himself:
On the same point I think Bruin4ever is on point in admiring the mindset Pete Carroll shows when going for it on 4th down. Of course Carroll takes gambles are calculated. I don’t believe they are reckless decisions as many UCLA fans would like to think they are. I think when Carroll goes for it he is doing to grab a choke hold of the momentum and optimize it for his team. He also does it from POV to send a clear message to his team about how much he trusts them. And note he is doing it this year as a true freshman at QB.
Hate as much as you want, it will only make you look worse.
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On concussions, the NFL, Ben Roethlisberger, and Hines Ward
So while we were all preparing to watch the Dennis Dixon show on Sunday Night, with the memories of Jahvid Best’s terrible injury fresh in our minds, Hines Ward on the pre-game show said the following regarding Roethlisberger’s sitting the game out after sustaining a concussion against the Chiefs the week prior:
It’s almost like a 50-50 toss-up in the locker room: Should he play? Shouldn’t he play? It’s really hard to say. I’ve been out there dinged up; the following week, got right back out there
I know concussions have been a hot topic of discussion around the NFL and here as well in the past several weeks. What are your thoughts on these comments and how the “bravado” of football player affects this? Should we be praising players for “toughing” out situations when they put their future on the line?
Here’s Yahoo Sports’ MJD’s take on it:
The second issue is less surprising, but more troubling. Obviously, there are a lot of guys out there who feel like a concussion is no big deal; that you can rub some dirt on it and just go play. That’s the biggest challenge the NFL faces in dealing with the concussion issue: the mindset that if you don’t play through it, you’re being a pansy. It’s existed forever in the NFL, and it’s apparently still pretty prevalent.
Also, keep in mind how Kurt Warner sat out for the Cards against the Titans for the same reason that week. Think about this all in perspective, then think about Matthew Stafford against the Browns the week prior and how he stepped in for the game-winning touchdown, even though he had a dislocated shoulder.
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how ‘bout that niner game, huh? Is it OK for me to like Maurice Jones-Drew now that he’s no longer at FUCLA?
What do you think about the niners going more “spread” next year?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
MJD is one of the top RBs in the league and is underutilised by his coaches (averaging over 20 yards a carry in a game and gets only eight carries?!)
As for the Niners going more spread (note, it will be more of a Patriots/Texas Tech style spread, not a WVU/Florida style spread), I’m in favour if Alex Smith continues to progress and doesn’t throw dumb picks like he did at the Titans game. With the emergence of our young receiving corps (Morgan, Hill, Crabtree), it could be really strong.
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Hasn’t Singletary been claiming for a couple months now that he wants the Niners to be a power running team?
that is what he would like.
and other than the offensive line, they could do it.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Dec 1, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Build your offense around your current strengths.
We have two first rounders next year, one of which will probably be a top ten pick (the Panthers’), so we can realy use a solid RT.
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Staley’s will be a stud; Rachal will improve at guard; Heitman is solid at Centre.
We need a significantly better RT than Sims (who, btw, is play LT right now, IINM) and a better guard opposite Rachal. I feel we can pick up a solid RT in the top ten and get a good guard in the second round next year.
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What’s the other first round pick going to be used on? You think they’ll stick with Smith? Couldn’t the secondary use some work?
Btw, even if you insist on using the Queen’s English, you can’t call it “centre” – it’s a technical term.
I definitely think picking up a good corner (screw Bly) in the first round would be a great use of a draft pick.
Will they stick with Smith? I really think if he progresses through this season, they will. Unfortunately for my nighttime fantasies, the Shaun Hill era is over, so even if Smith fails, they may try to sign a veteran and train Nate Davis.
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Lynch relegated to backup role in Buffalo
Just hasn’t been Beast Mode’s year:
Meantime, Marshawn Lynch got limited work spending time keeping warm on the sidelines riding the bike. But Monday in the Bills locker room, Lynch had no complaints about his role.
“We just won,” Lynch told News 4 Sports. “If I could sit down and watch Fred do his thing, then that’s what I’m going to do. As long as we continue to put wins up, Im satisfied. I’m glad to see Fred out there doing his thing. It’s big, real big.”
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Good attitude. He’ll be back (and probably much sooner than later)
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Some brilliant mind decided that Rodgers v. Favre should be dissected week-by-week
This week is close to a toss up. Both quarterbacks played very well and won divisional games. Both quarterbacks made big plays and were helped out by great defensive efforts. Both quarterbacks had 3 touchdowns and no interceptions. Favre threw for 392 yards versus Rodgers’ 358. Brett had a 112.5 QB rating while Aaron had a sizzling 124.7. Brett hit 67% of his passes while Aaron hit 72%.
This is a tough pick, so I’m going to give it to Brett Favre for making it look so easy against the Bears. There wasn’t any doubt in the game and it was due in large part to Brett’s arm and three first half touchdowns. Brett adds to his lead 8-4 with 5 games left.
For the season, Favre leads the league in passer rating, is first in touchdowns (24) and has the fewest interceptions. Rodgers is right at the top with Favre. Aaron only has 5 interceptions with 22 touchdowns (tied for 3rd), third in passer rating, and is third most passing yards (3,136).
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Brett had a 112.5 QB rating while Aaron had a sizzling 124.7. Brett hit 67% of his passes while Aaron hit 72%.
This is a tough pick, so I’m going to give it to Brett Favre for making it look so easy against the Bears.
What…. The…. Hell…..?
My head is about to explode.
This is just as stupid as the commentators who repeat the dumb party line of “Brett Favre makes everyone around him play better”. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT F***ING MEAN?>! Does Jared Allen wake up and say “Hey, I’m going to sack the opposing QB more now that Favre is here?” Do the o-linemen, who protect Favre so well and contribute to his gaudy stats, decide “Hey, BRETT FAVRE is standing behind us! We should block better!”?!@$
I’m going to go choke some puppies now.
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Why do you care so much about a sportswriters column?
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Comment: Bears are still technically eligible for the Holiday Bowl because they could finish tied for second. But my understanding is that the Holiday would take either Arizona or USC ahead of Cal if there’s a four-team traffic jam. (The bowl would not be bound to Rose Bowl tiebreaker rules to determine its participant.) The Trojans have never played in the bowl, and besides: How can you pass on USC? Arizona is viewed as a better bet than Cal for filling hotel rooms … But we’ll see. Until the Bears are officially out of the running, they’re an option for the Holiday. The guess here is that they end up in the Sun if Oregon wins and the Emerald (or perhaps Las Vegas) if OSU wins.
Next up for the Bears: at Washington
Comment: The Huskies are a rebuilding program that usually plays well at home and features the most dynamic quarterback in the conference in Jake Locker. Like Stanford’s Andrew Luck, Locker is effective with his arm and his legs … The preliminary weather forecast calls for rain and 45 degrees.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I find it hard to believe Cal fans travel worse and would pay less for tickets than Arizona fans. We’ve been a steady and reliable draw in any bowl game around the country.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions
agreed
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
U$C they’d take for prestige. Arizona, my only thought is that it’s an hour+ closer.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Not to mention there are a lot more Cal alums in Southern California than Arizona alums. That might mean less hotel rooms, but more overall ticket sales. That might be an issue since Okie St is probably repeating, and had trouble selling their tickets last year.
If Nebraska loses the Big 12 title game, they’re probably ending up here. Okie St. will go to the Cotton Bowl.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
Right, about that...
I understand that Big XII #2 means second choice from the Big XII, but why shouldn’t Nebraska technically be considered the second place Big XII team since they made and lost the Big XII CG?
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Then why isn’t there a single bowl sponsored by a hotel chain (at least none that I can think of off the top of my head right this second)
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I honestly can say I have no idea who these sponsors are or what their company does:
Konica Minolta Gator Bowl
Advocare Independance Bowl
Insight Bowl
MAACO Las Vegas Bowl
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Magicjack St. Petersburg Bowl
Konica Minolta makes cameras; MagicJack is that annoying thing they constantly advertise that turns your internet into a phone or some bs like that.
Bell Helicopter is self-explanatory.
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I’m amused that Bell Helicopter sponsors a bowl game. Next time I buy a helicopter, that brand awareness will surely pay off for them.
Cal Football: It could happen!
Not to step on your fun,
but there are named sponsors who kick in money for advertising, say Poulan Weedeater, and then there are the bowl committees – essentially chambers o’ commerce for the city – doing all of the work. The local hotels are the big players on the committees. Because that’s where the most money is.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
You are right. I know nothing about the inner workings of bowl games.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
That was actually a serious question, not a challenge to your vast amounts of insider knowledge.
Don’t be a douchebag.
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Yes, I saw that. No need to get defensive about your vast expertise on bowl games the economy EVERYTHING
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No blood found in Tiger's car or at the scene of the accident
<a href=“http:// ”http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YRy7YtMa" target="_blank">http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YRy7YtMa" target="new">LINK
Tiger Woods did not bleed in the vehicle he crashed Friday morning — not a single drop — according to law enforcement sources.
Cops from the Windermere PD, who first responded on scene, observed Tiger’s lower lip split open and we’re told he had other marks as well. But TMZ sources say there was absolutely no blood in the SUV.
What’s more … we’ve learned Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, told Windermere cops she smashed the back passenger window with the golf club, then unlocked the driver’s door and dragged Tiger out. Yet there were no traces of blood.
This has created even more suspicion with law enforcement … that Tiger’s wounds may have not been the result of SUV meets fire hydrant.
We’re told the Florida Highway Patrol has been frustrated by attempts to secure video of the accident. Even though we know there were surveillance cameras on Tiger’s property, his lawyer isn’t making video available. The people who manage the gated community have said they have no video of the crash.
As we first reported, the FHP sent troopers to the hospital where Tiger was treated yesterday in an attempt to secure medical records, which could unlock the mystery of how Tiger was injured. We’re told, so far no luck. Although an FHP spokesperson has said the department has not asked for a search warrant to obtain medical records, we know they are pursuing that route.
As for what charges could be filed … there are two possibilities on the table. The main focus now is Tiger’s injuries. If the injuries have the markers of a domestic dispute, we’re told Tiger’s wife would almost certainly be arrested.
Wow. Crazy stuff. Forgot how insane living in the state of Florida could be.
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LINK FAIL
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:13 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if she hit him with his putter
Tiger’s putter has been beating him all year.
Praise be to Tedford!
Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods'
Tiger Woods was braced for new trouble tonight amid reports that at least two women are set to go public with claims that they had affairs with the world’s highest-earning sportsman.
RadarOnline.com a celebrity news website, reported that several women had come forward claiming to have had sex with the billion-dollar golfer, including one who purports to have "explosive" answerphone recordings.
Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods, starting in April 2007, and that she has more than 300 text messages — some of them described as "racy" — to prove it.
I wonder how long he can remain silent while all this innuendo continues to swirl?
This Is Our House. 63000±9000 Strong.
It’s like that commercial where everyone says, “I’m Tiger Woods” except it’s “I f’ed Tiger Woods.” See what I did there?
What happened to the days when a supermillionaire could get a little trim on the side and people would keep their yaps shut? Can’t trust anyone these days.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
What is the world coming too?!
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, great timing
A 31 month affair that started in April 2007. Meaning it just ended. The Woods crash was all she needed to bring it public.
Praise be to Tedford!
I had an affair with Tiger Woods.
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maybe they don’t know golf and all slept with men who’s opening line was ’Hi, Like Golf? No? Allow me to buy you a lemon drop…"
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
I have no idea what a lemon party … just trying to figure out what the hells up with lemon drops and CGB.
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 2, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Police: Woods at fault in crash, will get citation
Tiger Woods will get a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his Orlando-area mansion last week, but will not face criminal charges, the Florida Highway Patrol said Tuesday.
Woods faces a $164 fine and four points against his driver’s license. The citation will close the investigation.
“Despite the celebrity status of Mr. Woods, the Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation in the same professional manner it strives to complete each traffic investigation,” Sgt. Kim Montes said.
This Is Our House. 63000±9000 Strong.
Damn! That seems harsh.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
In continuing with Avi's "Best of the Decade" series
10 best NFL games of the last decade
I think we all know what number one is:
1. February 3, 2008, Super Bowl XLII: Giants 17, Patriots 14.
18-1. Many people went into the game thinking it would be a formality; a coronation for the undefeated Patriots. The Giants, though, had given the Patriots a pretty good fight in the final week of the regular season, which gave them all the confidence they needed. David Tyree(notes) pinned a ball to his helmet, Plaxico Burress(notes) caught a touchdown pass, and Eli Manning(notes) and the Giants pulled off the upset of the decade.
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Okay, unless you’re a fan of hard-hitting defense, Eli Manning looking totally lost for three quarters before suddenly catching fire, and a 30 minute stretch where NO ONE scored, this can’t be #1. It’s not even the best Super Bowl of the decade. 2000 & 2009 were better quality games.
I’d probably put Indy 38, NE 34 at #1. The Pats-Colts game this season probably goes in the top 10. 2000 & 2009 Super Bowls are up there. The Tuck Rule game and the 30-7 comeback by the Jets. That crazy Monday Night Football Manning game against the Bucs where he brought them back from 21 down with four minutes left. The Niners comeback against the Giants in that crazy wild card game. Prolly others, but I like this list to start.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:33 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t disagree with you on XLII, but you have the consider… when you look back at this decade of football twenty years from now, your #1 memory might seriously be that play. It’s hard to imagine another play that is more memorable with more at stake.
The most notable exception I can think of was the famous Chicago-Arizona game with all the ridiculous plays and the “They Were Who We Thought They Were” speech.
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Great, give it greatest football play of the decade (which is probably deserving). These are the greatest games of the decade though, and while this is definitely in the top 20, it for sure ain’t #1.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
Eh, good games aren’t only based off offense. How can you forget those images of the greatest offense of all time (at least, the way it was billed) being overpowered by a four man rush? Tom Brady laying on the ground as Michael Strahan rose up and flexed for the camera?
I honestly have a hard time giving any other game this decade #1.
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and a 30 minute stretch where NO ONE scored, this can’t be #1
There’s more to football than touchdown passes.
I don't get it
How does this relate to Brett Favre.
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by Rishi on Dec 1, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The Tuck Rule Game wasn’t a Super Bowl. It was a Divisional playoff game.
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VBall player receives Honor:
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. – California volleyball senior outside hitter Hana Cutura has been named the Pacific-10 Conference Volleyball Player of the Year, Commissioner Larry Scott announced Monday, Nov. 30. The Zagreb, Croatia native received her third all-conference selection and became the first Golden Bear to earn Pac-10 player of the year honors. Senior middle hitter Mindi Wiley (Sonoma, Calif.), junior setter Carli Lloyd (Bonsall, Calif.) and sophomore outside hitter Tarah Murrey (El Cerrito, Calif.) each received All-Pac-10 honorable mention.
Wiley earned her second honorable mention recognition with Lloyd making her second appearance on the all-conference team; first as an honorable mention. Murrey received honorable mention for the first time and was a freshman all-conference selection last year. Cal has had one other player earn conference player of the year honors; All-American middle blocker Sylvie Monnet (1980-83) was selected NorPac Conference Player of the Year in 1983 as a senior.
Freshman opposite hitter Correy Johnson (Winter Park, Fla.) was selected to the All-Freshman team with middle hitter Kat Brown (Aptos, Calif.) receiving All-Freshman honorable mention. Johnson’s appearance on the frosh team gives Cal nine consecutive years in which at least one first-year player has earned a position on the conference all-freshman team.
Pac-10 coaches selected UCLA freshman setter Lauren Cook as the conference Freshman of the Year and second-year Washington State head coach Andrew Palileo was named Pac-10 Coach of the Year for leading the Cougars to an 18-12 record and their first appearance in the NCAA tournament since 2002.
Cutura led the Pac-10 in kills (5.09 kps) and points (5.59 pps), and was rated 10th in hitting percentage (.313). Cutura holds the school record for career kills with 1,931 and will finish no worse than third in all-time career attacks with 4,485. Cutura also ranks seventh at Cal in career service aces with 111. She owns three of Cal’s top eight single-season records for kills and has 1,255 attacks this season to rank sixth on Cal’s single-season attack records. Cutura received two Pac-10 Player of the Week awards this year and was selected as the Sports Imports/AVCA National Player of the Week on Oct. 27.
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Wow, that’s a big accomplishment in the Pac-10. Congrats to Hana.
Let this sink in: she is “the first Golden Bear to earn Pac-10 player of the year honors.” Cal has had some pretty good V-ball players over the years. (Holly McPeak, Lisa Arce, Angie Pressey immediately come to mind.)
Praise be to Tedford!
This is indeed huge. Although, I can’t think of a player that came close to Hana in this race. She’s basically a pro playing against a bunch of girl scouts. Hana was running away with it half way through the season. She’s been incredible. I think Carli could have won this year if it wasn’t for her horrible serving this season.
On a side note, Holly McPeak was inducted into the Volleyball Hall of Fame last month. This is the world HOF – a pretty big honor.
Mens Track Recruiting Class #4 in the country:
BERKELEY – California’s men’s track & field recruiting class for the upcoming 2010 season has been ranked as the fourth best in the country by Track & Field News, the magazine announced in its January issue.
The group of Golden Bear incoming athletes signed by head coach Tondy Sandoval and his staff includes a pair of California state high school champions, a sub-four-minute miler and a multi-event All-American.
Track & Field News tabbed Hammed Suleman, out of Deer Valley High School in Antioch, “the top prep catch.” The 2009 California state champion in the triple jump with a winning leap of 49-7.50, he owns a best of 51-2 in the event, which earned him the No. 2 spot in the magazine’s prep rankings. Suleman also has a best of 24-1 in the long jump, which was just two inches shy of the top high school mark in the country last year.
Chase Wheeler will add to Cal’s jumps depth after claiming the state championship in the long jump. Wheeler, who attended De La Salle HS in nearby Concord, went a distance of 25-2.25. He also owns bests of 10.70 in the 100 meters and 21.68 in the 200.
James Brewer, a transfer from the University of Bath in England, joins the Bears after running a 3:54.80 mile at the Aviva London Grand Prix on July 25. The runner-up at the European Under-23 Championships in the 1500 meters this past summer, he owns a best of 1:47.92 in the 800m and 3:39.01 in the 1500m. Brewer was the European Junior runner-up in the 800 in 2007. Brewer was named to the UK’s National team and will be in Berlin for the 2009 World Championships.
Adding to Cal’s distance corps is Collin Jarvis out of Rancho Buena Vista HS, who was the state runner-up in the 3200m with a time of 8:53.78. He also posted a time of 4:12.02 in the mile, which was the fourth-fastest mark among California high school runners in 2009. This past fall, Jarvis was a consistent member of the Bears’ top five in cross country.
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BERKELEY – No. 25 California visits New Mexico this Wednesday before Iowa State as part of the Big 12/Pac-10 Hardwood Series this Saturday at 8 p.m. at Haas Pavilion. Head coach Mike Montgomery spoke with the local media today about this week’s games.
On New Mexico
They have three very good perimeter shooters. The point guard does a nice job of running the club. Roman Martinez is a really good player. It’s going to be a tough matchup for us. He is a 6-6 catch-and-shoot player. He is going to put our 4-guy, who at this point is Jamal, in a tough spot because he is very active. [Darlington] Hobson is their leading scorer with almost 19 points. He is a 6-7 3-man. They are both left-handed, good drivers and shooting over 40 percent from the three. It is going to be a tough 3-4 match-up for us. They have good size, good shooters and are a good, solid man-on-man team, although I suspect we will see some zone. They got a good win at Hawaii so it’s going to be a real tough game for us.
On Max Zhang
Max plays better when he’s feeling good about himself. He just doesn’t have a lot of confidence in himself. The game last night helped him. He feels pretty good right now. He said something about his offense being a work-in-progress, but defensively, he feels pretty comfortable. He’s hard to score on particularly if you try to shoot over the top of him. He does affect the game defensively some. It’s not about huge block-shot numbers, but just the fact that you know he’s there and so you alter what you do. Offensively, he made some good plays. I was very happy to see Jerome throw that lob to him. He’s making progress. There are things that he doesn’t do very well yet and we try to avoid putting him in those positions. His confidence can go away really quick if something bad happens to him. It is a matter of trying to make sure you’re putting him in a position to be successful. For a lot of our guys, you don’t want to put them in a spot where they’re struggling in what they’re trying to do.
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World Cup draw on Friday
While the pots haven’t been confirmed yet, this is what Jen Chang of ESPN thinks will be the draw breakdown:
Pot 1: South Africa, Brazil, Spain, Italy, Germany, Argentina, England, France
Pot 2: Netherlands, Portugal, Slovenia, Switzerland, Greece, Serbia, Denmark, Slovakia
Pot 3: Ivory Coast, Ghana, Cameroon, Nigeria, Algeria, Paraguay, Chile, Uruguay
Pot 4: Japan, South Korea, North Korea, Australia, New Zealand, United States, Mexico, Honduras
Best case for the US: South Africa, Slovenia, Algeria
Worst Case: Brazil/England, Netherlands, Ivory Coast
My opinions on the strengths of each pot- strongest to weakest (current injuries taken into account):
Pot 1: Brazil, England, Spain, Germany, Argentina, Italy, France, South Africa
Pot 2: Netherlands, Greece, Portugal, Switzerland, Denmark, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia
Pot 3: Ivory Coast, Paraguay, Chile, Ghana, Nigeria, Cameroon, Uruguay, Algeria
Pot 4: Mexico, Australia, South Korea, US, Japan, Honduras, North Korea, New Zealand
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I think the strength of Argentina is entirely connected to whether or not Maradona is in charge.
All I want is to see Algeria play France. It may be a crazy dream, but hope springs eternal.
Agree on both counts. I’d be surprised if they cut Maradona now though. They should have shitcanned him after they lost 6-1 to freaking Bolivia. BOLIVIA.
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For some reason, and FIFA say the draws are random, but there seems to be a lot of colony vs. colonizers in the World Cup. Or maybe that’s just France playing African nations.
I’ve always been bemused by the fact that the host nation ALWAYS gets an easy draw. No host nation has ever not reached the 2nd round.
So if South Africa gets North Korea, Algeria and Slovenia, you’ll know something is rotten in Zurich (FIFA headquarters).
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We’ll know post draw.
We didn’t play all that well in the last stages of qualifying (the Hexogonal, 6 team final stretch) AND many of our best players who are in Europe aren’t getting playing time due to injury (Gooch) or just because (Altidore) and then with Charlie Davis possibly done with the game (or at least looking at 2 years rehab) we don’t have a lot of scoring options up front – which is an eternal US issue, dating back to the days of a fully amateur US team. (Eric Wynalda!)
But teams have backed into the Cup before and gone on surprising runs.
What about if I said that Brian Ching was Brian McBride without any courage, particular knack for scoring, or decency, but with bitch-mentality tackling and whining?
Are you not a fan of Brian McBride?
I remember his epic bloody nose game against Italy. I was a fan after that.
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I think the point was is that he’s not a fan of Brian Ching. McBride was a fuck beast back in the day.
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Not much available up front unfortunately. I think Cunningham deserves a shot but I think we’ll be seeing a Dempsey/Altidore pairing up top come World Cup time. Ching is probably a good bet to make the team if healthy. Casey is a stiff as is Cooper.
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With continued playing time at 1860, I think Cooper could be that possession forward no one thinks he is.
haha there are ‘possession’ positions in soccer too?
are they all white?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
With striker pairings, there is often a “speed” guy and a “target” guy. The target man is often large and decent in the air and they do a lot of the grunt work to set up the speed guy for goal scoring opportunities. So think of large, less mobile forwards as “possession” guys.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 1, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Dempsey’s def going to move back up front, now that Davies is out? Didn’t work out so well in 2006… and hasn’t he been playing MF ever since then?
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
He’s been bouncing between forward and wide midfield since then. He actually played up front for most (all?) of the Confed Cup and scored some key goals there. He’s best position is difficult to ascertain, probably as an attacking wide mid, as a forward, he’s just too…lazy? Reckless with the ball? Dicey decision making? All of the above?
Dempsey is a bit of an enigma IMO.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 1, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Dempsey is the only other non-Landon player who can create something with the ball at his feet and running at defenders. He’s my favorite USMNT player, but I completely agree that you’ll watch him give away balls, take dumb chances, be lazy in tracking back, has a poor work rate especially compared to Donovan (when he’s running hard, he’s EVERYWHERE), but Dempsey can turn a 10 second run into a goal, and aside from Donovan, that’s a skill that the US is sorely lacking.
what’s the deal with Onyewu? i thought they said he was going to be out ~6 months from his injury, which would give him a few months before the WC starts
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
There’s some uncertainty on when exactly he’d get back, but generally it’s thought before the WC. As for whether he’d be in game shape, who knows. fwiw, Charlie Davies also said recently that he hopes to be back before WC, although that looks a little less likely.
well, wasn’t gooch’s knee injury like 10 months before the WC started? it shouldn’t take THAT much time to get back to game speed if you rehab correctly and workout properly while resting the knee
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah but where will he get games? The only shot is if Milan loan him out and I doubt many teams are going to want to take a guy out of shape and making an assload of money.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 1, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Do Italian teams run a youth squad like English teams do? That would at least get him in game shape. And it’s not like AC Milan is bad at rehabbing injuries, just considering the number of geriatrics they can keep on the field.
I don’t think they have a reserve league there so unless he gets a loan, I don’t think he’ll get any games.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 1, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Can’t he practice with the team?
I mean, it’s not like he’s magically going to lose all of his powers! Dude’s a vet!
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
There is a big difference between practice and game fitness. Practice only does so much for you, actually game time is essential to reach peak fitness.
At least, that’s the theory. His physical fitness might be ok but he’ll be rusty as hell. If you watched the last couple of games he played for the US, he was way off his best, probably because he hadn’t played hardly at all for Milan.
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by Fire Starkey on Dec 1, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Some of us are skeptical that he has a “best,” although I thought that a year with AC Milan would help. Oh well.
What does this mean?
I bet he’s better than all those fruity Eyetalians and English pansies!
Physical.
I think Onyewu is over-rated. He’s big and fast, but of the US Team games that I’ve seen, it’s anyone’s guess as to whether he’s actually keeping up with what’s on the field. He looks at his best when he’s with… damn, was it Demerit or that other big lug who was alongside Onyewu at the Confederations Cup? Anyway, when he has someone to track against who can actually follow what’s going on.
Since AC Milan still adheres to the Italian tradition that a goal-less tie is practically a win, and have produced some outstanding defenders who played far longer than is typical, I thought maybe they figured he could be coached up and made into a rossoneri-caliber player.
As soon as he was in the side for the AC Milan tourist games in the US, he looked lost again.
I’d be perfectly happy to see the guy succeed, but I just don’t think he has an innate feel for the position.
So…there was no reason for him to win the awards he’s won? are you sure you’re not just cherry-picking.
i can’t defend him because i know nothing about the technical/strategic aspects of soccer
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Well, when it’s NCAA Second Team All-American and US Male Soccer player of the year 2006, consider the competition. And the Belgian league isn’t exactly top-tier.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a million times better at the game than me, but that’s not setting the bar very high.
Suck would be over-stating the case – but they’re a team the US should be able to beat as long as they were paying attention.
(Demerit was the guy.)
I think Onyewu’s pretty good at getting in the way of the ball and in general being a big presence that everyone wants to shy away from. My quibble would be that he does a poor job of distributing it out of the back. It seems like he settles for just getting the ball out of the box most of the time, and what I like about the Spector experiment is that the distribution from the back looks a lot better.
Keep in mind the AC Milan tourist games were his first games with his new teammates.
As for ‘over-rated,’ I sort of agree in that the hype is that he’s the savior of the defense. But realistically, he’s a very good defender and one whose presence will be missed if he doesn’t play.
I guess he seems to me like a relic of the Bruce Arena “hold your shape and all will be well” approach to life. When Bradley’s tactics work, the US team holds shape and distributes the ball well – and you’re right, I just don’t see Onyewu being that good at it.
But there’s a role for a big man in central defense to deal with holding strikers, and he can play that role well.
He’s also well worth having on hand for corners and set pieces near the opposition’s goals.
I think I’m reacting most strongly to the hype rather than the reality. But the last I saw of him was flailing around at Costa Rican players with little effect before that nasty knee injury.
Yeah, he’s definitely not the most consistent guy out there. I guess it’s a question of where you estimate his true ability to be. He played out of his mind against Spain, and did really poorly at Costa Rica (even his knee injury was from being out of position!). Maybe I’m hoping more than anything, but I’d like him to be that dominant central defender he was against Spain.
I’m kicking myself for missing that game against Spain because by all accounts it was a truly amazing team effort.
I was at that Costa Rica game and didn’t think much of that fall he took – for the 5 seconds before the Costa Ricans started calling for the stretcher. Never a good sign.
Actually that whole Confed cup he was amazing. Just ended attack after attack with strong play. But you’re right, his distribution out of the box (as opposed to just knocking attacks away) is weak, and it’s really a partnership with DeMerit that held the US together against Egypt, Spain and Brazil for a half.
What about this pic?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 8:52 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
You're a blank spot with a little red x in the corner!
I dunno what happened. It works for me.
Dang.
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That’s because huskies aren’t smart enough to tell the difference between fun and losing.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-P-R-E-T-T-Y"
How would you know?
Oh no I di’int. Oh yeah, I went there.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
2002 – USC 41, UW 21
2003 – USC 43, UW 23
2004 – USC 38, UW 0
2005 – USC 51, UW 24
2006 – USC 26, UW 20
2007 – USC 27, UW 24
2008 – USC 56, UW 0
2009 – USC 13, UW 16
And their expressions didn’t change once through all of those games.
This isn’t climatology, I don’t suppress data.
See if you can spot the most interesting stat from that 2007 game:
UW Punting: 267 yards
UW Passing: 90 yards
UW Rushing: 100 yards
USC Penalties: 161 yards
One. One lousy out of bounds hit.
The message got across though, but I suppose I’m just revealing that I’m not terribly classy.
Ah, I was just playin. Cuz this year you guys lost. Let me enjoy a little schadenfreude.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I’m not sure I like the mirror they are holding up to me here. You have to scroll down past the CV3000 bit there.
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Not enough honking or New Moon references.
I love my ducks! It’s going down. It’s going down.
Is Donald still banned from the Civil War?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Dude, I retired the honk. That was problem #1!
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Really? I get distracted easily.
Oooh! Look at that squirrel!!!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Is MEEP the new HONK?
I never got my CGB fall fashion preview this year.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, you never answered my Donald Q!
As ambassador or whatev to AtQ, it’s your duty to know. Cuz it’s totes BS if he is banned from the biggest Civil War game ever of all time this year.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I read that Oregon’s mascot is banned from the Civil War for appearing in that rap video (I Love My Ducks). Apparently the University is upset cause it wasn’t an official university thingamabob. Blount is totes cool to play tho.
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I know nothing of anything.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 1, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I don’t think that’s true. I haven’t read that. I actually don’t think it is the university that is upset, but pressure from Disney on the university.
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Oh
I thot Miller wrote that. Sometimes his posts are long and if they’re not about Cal I get bored and just start making stuff up in my head.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Bowden officially out. I wonder who they get to take over, I’d imagine that’s one of the nicer coaching assignments.
Nevermind, reading comprehension fail — Jimbo Fisher is successor. I guess that’s good for continuity, but I can’t speak to his qualifications.
He’s got a ’ship as an O-Coordinator with LSU. 20 years of QB/offensive exp, no head coaching exp.
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I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
He’s also been the HC-in-waiting for a few years now
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by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Silver is live trippin'
I swear I thought i saw this link here originally:
and the random anecdotes
Mike Silver:
I get a lot of numbers because a) I’m a charming dude… b) I tell them I need their numbers… c) they trust me
Mike Silver:
Peyton won’t give me his number, but he says “I’ll think about it”
Mike Silver:
Oddly, I do have his wife’s number
hahaha
Mike Silver:
When Peter [King] and I go into a room together
Mike Silver:
there is a vast shortage of oxygen
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What do you think of Beast Mode’s benching? Do you think he’ll be back or do you think he’s potentially trade fodder for the Bills?
Tuesday December 1, 2009 12:28 Shadwhand
12:28 Mike Silver: I think he’d be thrilled if he were (trade fodder)
Tuesday December 1, 2009 12:28 Mike Silver
12:28 Mike Silver: Remember that commercial where the rappers get stuck in the cornfield?
Tuesday December 1, 2009 12:28 Mike Silver
12:28 Mike Silver: That’s Shawnie in Buffalo
Tuesday December 1, 2009 12:28 Mike Silver
FREE MARSHAWN
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by yellow fever on Dec 1, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Shawnie?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Any dinos up in this chat
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by yellow fever on Dec 1, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck Mike Silver.
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by BeastMode on Dec 1, 2009 1:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
He’s hating on Buffalo and that ain’t right. Cornfields? Yeah, real apt analogy. If he can’t standthe cold, so be it. But, Buffalo (and Toronto) have more than enough to do to keep Shawnie busy. Also, maybe he shouldn’t get into trouble with the law in two different cities in back to back years. And, maybe, not get outplayed by undrafted Fred Jackson.
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by BeastMode on Dec 1, 2009 1:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I honestly think it’s a temporary thing. Fred Jackson is a product of good blocking and no dancing. Marshawn needs to listen to his coaches a little more, methinks.
Physical.
Marshawn gets the same blocking and plays as Fred and continually gets fewer yards and gets stopped in the backfield. Also, too many drops and bad blocking. I love Marshawn, but he has been ouplayed and it has been going on sincelast year.
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1:37 Mike Silver: Thanks for trippin’
1:37 Mike Silver: Much love to y’all
1:37 Mike Silver: Cal 34, Stanfurd 28
1:37 Mike Silver: I’m STILL in a great mood
1:37 Mike Silver: Boo Tiger
1:37 Mike Silver: GO BEARS
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 1, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
THATS SO TRUE! THATS SO TRUE! WAY TO STICK IT TO THEM!
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1:08 [Comment From Yellow Fever (CGB) Yellow Fever (CGB): ]
Come on Mike, Golden Bear fans want to know. ALAMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…isn’t staying another year, is he? Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:08 Yellow Fever (CGB)
1:08 Mike Silver: It would be rather shocking Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:08 Mike Silver
1:08 Mike Silver: Man Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:08 Mike Silver
1:08 Mike Silver: Our special teams are special in the way that some kids ride the special bus to school Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:08 Mike Silver
That’s my contribution to the blog for the week. See you next Sunday!
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1:14 [Comment From Bud Bud: ]
Your opinion on Bob Gregory? Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:14 Bud
1:14 Mike Silver: Like him Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:14 Mike Silver
1:14 Mike Silver: Like him a lot better when we have a team that scores 30-plus a game Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:14 Mike Silver
1:14 Mike Silver: I think our QB has come of age (as of Big Game) and we can do that next year Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:14 Mike Silver
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Better not let Rocky see that.
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1:23 CalBandGreat: Who’s Rocky? Tuesday December 1, 2009 1:23 CalBandGreat
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spelunkin’
most likely, by far: BG, PA, and AL are all back next year… maybe PA is only TE coach. big maybe (wouldn’t count on it)
Physical.
I still don’t get what Alamar is doing that makes our special teams (particularly coverage) so bad. I mean, is it tactical? Practice-related? What?
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So, you are OK with a DC who needs the offense to score 30 a game? Isn’t that setting the bar a little low?
1:27 Mike Silver: I’m not setting the bar low
1:28 Mike Silver: I think the defense has been pretty good this year, for the most part
1:28 Mike Silver: Oregon was a debacle
1:28 Mike Silver: I think we have a chance to be GREAT next year with Riley as a senior
1:28 Mike Silver: I would love to see a change in special teams coaches
I fixed the formatting just for you, CalBandGreat.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
poor cougcenter
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/5844/washington-state-quantifying-where-things-stand-yikes
ESPN.com’s crack crew in Stats & Information looked behind the numbers to see where the Cougars stood. It ain’t pretty.
By the way, some of this will interest — and perhaps surprise — fans of other teams. Michigan, UCLA and Arizona State — even Virginia Tech — might find some insights into shortcomings below.
Post Fail
Here is the URL I was trying to post
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hKk4E79Uqti7H9Cdr4joWLvfV0YgD9CAO6IO1
Tiger Gets off easy
FHP is done with their investigation and the most Tiger will get is a $164 fine and some points on his license. I say again BOOOO!!!!!!
STOP
It’s not about logic or proportionality. Tiger should be arrested for being a Stanfurd alum. BOOOO!!!!!
We lived near Stevenage when I was a very little DC Trojan indeed – the notion that I’d see the team mentioned on a Cal blog lo these many years later boggles the mind.
what’s it like?
i was watching espn’s live table, and they had briefly moved ahead of oxford until they gave up two quick goals… and oxford scored two at the end.
Physical.
Never been there but its right next to Luton, north of London. According to my Oxford brethren, its a shit hole. Then again, they say that about most of the towns they play against.
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No shit, 2nd time this season they have been trailing 1-0 going into the 83rd minute or later, then won 2-1. Today, they scored in the 83rd, missed a penalty in the 88th, then scored their winner in the 4th minute of stoppage time. Crawley can suck it.
Stevenage can suck it too, choked away a 1-0 lead to the 23rd place (out of 24) team and lost 2-1. In the space of 10 minutes or so, Oxford went from going 1 point down in 2nd place to being 5 points clear with a game in hand.
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you ever able to watch TV feeds of Oxford games?
And for those in the know, how are the different tiers of English soccer broadcasted? Like… does the Isthmian League play on some fancy cable package or ???
Physical.
Honestly very few games are shown live here. I thought you’d be able to walk into any pub in London on gameday and have your choice of matches to watch (like the NFL stateside). Not that way, you get a television broadcast of some dude giving a play-by-play. I was disappointed =( I wrote a dbd about it.
Very rarely but I listen to the radio feed on the net often.
The Conference used to have a package with Setanta but that went injto the shitter this year with Setanta’s bankruptcy. Not many non Premier matches are broadcast apparently. My best bet is usually the FA Cup feeds.
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YES
[Comment From Horny Oski Horny Oski: ]
Who would win in a fist fight: Natalie Coughlin or Michelle Wie?Mike Silver:
It wouldn’t even be closeMike Silver:
Natalie Coughlin could beat up Andrew Luck
Mike Silver:
And look beautiful doing it
Dude, I’m pretty much the anti-Carp, but even I take issue with your assessment here. Don’t go all Rishi on us now.
Anti-Carp? Does this mean you are going to post photos of women wearing a LOT of clothes? Like in burkas?
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whew
Otherwise, we’d have to ban CalBear81 for her continually risque posts.
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Who else is slightly turned on right now?
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
………………..this just beat out that Nun story for the greatest story ever told.
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OLD CARP: In our hour of need, will you swoop in to defeat the Anti-Carp movement?
FREE CARP!!!
/never forget
Dude, totes cereal we had a group of nuns come to an A’s game this year as special guests of someone with the organization and they were fucking trashed when I went by to say hello. And rowdy. It was awesome.
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They were totes for real. VIP guests. Old lady nuns that drank beer and rooted for the A’s. AND were commenting on how attractive some players were.
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in my experience
(catholic HS)
Nuns can put away the liqour.
Go Bears Go
Quick question, what women’s swimmer won more medals in more olympics????
Sure as hell wasn’t Summer Sanders!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Dancing with the stars vs. FoxSports Top 50 Countdowns and The Nickelodeon game show where u guess the stupid things kids do???
That’s debatable… Plus every time she had to go over best CFB plays she had to end with The Play, therefore we win!
Plus her swimming career was garbage…
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I’m pretty sure he saw it at the Western College Hockey Blog.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 2, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
You questioning my SummerSanderslopedia????
It is only second to my Coughlinopedia and KimVanderbergolopedia (Moraga shout out)!!!!
I’m all about east bay olympians!
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It’s like you have no idea other people are even talking.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 1, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
The Rope Guy's name is Kevin Parker!
http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/parker_kevin00.html
Figured it out by looking at this:
http://www.goldenbearsports.com/albums.php?searchField=&searchstring=&page=1&numperpage=&albumId=737&sort=&sortorder=&orient=
Looks like Mickey Pimentel might be doing photography.
Please stop claiming that you’ve been railing me.
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sorry.
i’ve been railing twist’s wife to get an interview
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 1, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ropeguy Tshirts!
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Great, way to be TBred and turkey. You officially suck now. Shadwhand was merely trying to help bring you the important Rope Guy related information. And now you have to go and just dump all over his enjoyment. AND HE DID ANALYSIS, TOO! I mean c’mon!
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Wait a minute! Mickey Pimentel isn’t issuing bloody heading beatdown hits on trashtalking Texas QBs in the NFL?
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Flagged for old, campus-specific humor attempt
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Flagging is what one does when someone else does something trollish, or inappropriate, on this blog.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Until the early 1990s, Pimentel Hall was known as “PSL” (Physical Sciences Lecture Hall).
I think my joke was quite good.
Praise be to Tedford!
I apologize for my colleague. He’s arguing in front of the Ohio Supreme Court tomorrow, so his mind is addled. But of course, nothing prepares you for a Supreme Court oral argument like screwing around on CGB.
Ohio Justice: “Ohio Bear, please tell us why your client should win this appeal”
Ohio Bear: “Because if you don’t I will declare you Sanchez HONK MEEP”
Ohio Justice: “Bailiff, please remove Ohio Bear”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 1, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It's totes like family here
If someone accomplishes anything we ridicule them.
I <3 u guys.
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Eh, its prolly on something really dry and technical.
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Do you need an assistant to help you out
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I thought public shaming was just how we shared the experience of being Cal fans. (Old Blue speaking here.)
Its also definitely not Mickey Pimentel the linebacker…. its Mike Pimentel the photographer
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Total Fail
I’m never going to post a near-football related post again :(
From now on, its just going to be hot girls and actual football related posts :(
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is tonight I think!

Is it wrong to think the one in red should have chosen different shoes? Ditto the one in pink, gold and pastel is SOOO fucla?
Shadwhand, I hope you realize that they were just joking and we welcome ALL Rope Guy-related posts on CGB!
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Wheres your fanpost? WHERES YOUR FANPOST!
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U told me to chill.
First you didn’t want me to get the pony, now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!
Plus, I’m doing akshual work right now.
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Haha, I’ve been reading/lurking at this site for too long to not take everything seriously.
Someday, I’d like to post a random fanpost about Rope Man.
OK, jus twanted to make sure. Its my job as Marshawnthusiast to offer a virtual reach around to everybody that we offend here.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 1, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
UCLA's week just keeps getting better
Drew Gordon, the sophomore post player, is no longer a member of the UCLA basketball team and will transfer, according to UCLA.
Coach Ben Howland discussed it today at his weekly press conference.
After several discussions with Drew, we both have decided that it is in the best interest of our program and Drew that he continues his career at another school," Howland said. "He is no longer a member of our team and will transfer at the end of the quarter.
“This is not a spur of the moment decision and, ultimately, it’s what’s best for both parties.”
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You really want Gordon?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Don't get your hopes up
Players normally are not allowed to transfer within a conference unless it’s for hardship reasons.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
I read that he loses a year and has to pay his tuition and other expenses…
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 1, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
pay tuition, but he is eligible after fall semester 2010
Physical.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 2, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
Leaves him with 1.5 of eligibility, right?
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 2, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
worst week ever.
I think I’m going to pick up on college sports next season. On the plus side, I can be completely impartial and emotionless in March Madness pools.
Go Bruins!
I’m a fan of Bobo, myself. I realize he spent the offseason completely reworking his body and is currently not in the physical shape to play big minutes of P10 basketball, but I like the way he plays.
oh yeah… I know him from BN as JMM or, even more affectionately, “that fucking kid Howland wasted another scholarship on because he’s such a bad coach…..rawr…grrrr…”
Physical.
Actual title of a fanpost; "Conquest Chronicles just banned me."
He seems shocked at why he was banned.
Conquest Chronicles (Paragon SC) made a comment about how “Class in sports is for suckers” on their front page. I told them it was “Spoken like a true trOJie”. Paragon SC then banned me from the website. They previously told me that I was a “racist” because I said the Coliseum and the area around it is a dump. New flash, I know.
They previously were all over Nestor for banning someone from BruinsNation because they allow free speech, blah blah blah…but then they ban me.
Nestor is doing a good job setting up the basic guidelines that we hope you follow too.
EJ, I would also add that in this case I think Paragon has a good reason. I know we will immediately ban anyone on BN who comes here and attacks us with "Ruins" or "fucla." Same way we can’t get mad at Paragon, if he is banning folks for using the word "Trojie" on his site. You can’t do that in their house. Same way we will not allow it on ours.
Lastly, I really hope all BNers who are visiting other SBN communities treat them with the same respect we would expect them to treat ours when they come over here. Let’s leave it at that.
I will leave this post up for few hours so people can see my comment in this thread and then I will take it down (because I just don’t want to see BN used as a platform to attack other SBN communities). Thanks.
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(because I just don’t want to see BN used as a platform to attack other SBN communities).
I don’t even know what that means.
I’ll try to explain. This BN poster is complaining on BN about being banned from CC for ticky tack reasons but he’s going to remove his post from BN shortly because he reasonably assumes that posting about CC on BN without such an expiration date will result in him also being banned from BN.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
How come everybody is getting banned at all thes other blogs, but nobody will ban me? Thats it Im going on a rampage through CougCenter. I’M COMING FOR YA, COUGARS!
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BN is just asking for an organized lulz invasion by CGB…
Who else isn’t banned over there? I have a plan…
Physical.
You wish you were as cool as since1997. Your alternate name is royrules22.
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Yeah, that’s fucked up. If Rishi were royrules22 his comments would be all like:
“This weekend, me and my friends went out in the city. We got drunk. It was crazy.”
“At the bar, I tried talking to this girl, but then I realized I didn’t want to talk to her.”
“Hey guys I just bought a new suit today!”
Wait…
Figures that yet another greedy non-Democrat would say something like that. Why can’t you put your selfish desires aside and think about the starving children?
I don’t understand how anyone can even support something I disagree with. It is clearly wrong and you must be selfish, stupid, a loser, or all of the above.
Yeah, I knew she was retarded when she voted for Bush lol what a retard I’m enlightened.
7
Flagged. Can you attack someone else, like Tiger or Mark May or someone else who we can all hate together?
Or if that fails, HolmoePhobe, can you call Rishi Tim Tebow and Rishi, can you call HolmoePhobe Brett Favre?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t be a royrules — obviously, if you can simplify what I say and stretch it out, I can do the same to make fun of you.
7
Dude, I’m pretty sure you almost literally said “Hey guys I just bought a new suit today” in a recent DBD. Calvin Klein or something.
It was in a subthread about what people bought on Black Friday!
It’s not like I just posted "HAY GUYZ I BOUGHT A SUIT "
7
This is coming from someone who thinks Friends is the best comedy of the decade.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
This is the most fight an Indian has shown since…oh wait, that’s right, Indians never show any fight.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
No need to be so bitter
I’m sorry than since1997 friend requesting you on facebook was the most action you’ve gotten from a real female in the past year.
7
Please, what do Indians know about non-violent resistance?
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
we learned a great deal from Martin Luther King Jr. Which is why to this day Gandhi is known as the brown Martin Luther King.
Not to be confused with Gandhi II, of course.
Go Bruins!
Is Ghandi II the one with Clubber Lang? That’s a good one!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
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What a surprise. It all comes back to a dick measuring contest.
“LOOKIE ME I’M INTERNET TOUGH GUY. CHECK OUT MY CHICKS HOTTER THAN FRIEDA PINTO THAT DON’T EXIST.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
hey! there are tons of chicks hotter than freida pinto! and you’re fighting against Rishi here.
don’t bring the white man into the contest. it will only end in lupus
Physical.
I think it was that argument with you in the first place that convinced me you were Indian.
My heart is broken :(
7
You went on a like ten page argument about how many hot Indian girls you know and how they all want you (okay I may have added that last part for DRAMATIC effect).
7
Are we ever gonna get hot Indian girls to visit this site or is it just going to be you guys?
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That hurt me more than when I get put as a limited friend on Facebook!
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 1, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
If you were a hot Indian girl and you saw Rishi, royrules and myself at a given location, would you frequent said location?
Wow, you didn’t attempt to use a comeback centered around me being Indian or liking Friends? You’re growing up! I’m quite proud of you.
Don’t worry, if you keep working your wit like this, you can one day talk to girls in real life!
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by Rishi on Dec 1, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What’s the difference between Rishi and Osama Bin Laden?
At least Osama was able to get women into bed.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, your hours spent on “lonely@home” chatrooms cybering do not acount as getting women into bed. :(
7
It’s great to know Rishi’s sense of self-worth is defined by how many women he gets into bed. He must treat Calvin Murphy like a god.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
What brand name clothes and cologne should I wear? From what I hear the brand name makes a HUGE difference.
Like I go up to a girl and be like, “Heyyy how you be liking my Dockers?” and she be all trippin.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
HE’S GOT THE AXE! HE’S GOT THE AXE! HE’S GOT THE AXE!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Timeout in the corner and being sent to bed without supper.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 1, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Constantly tapping her on her left shoulder with a stick?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Uh oh guys I think both Rishi AND Avi are in “Serious Mode” now.
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Clearly, hes only HALF as awesome as you guys!
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We are all equals.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Dear god, do they have enough trim around those windows! Look at the glass to trim ratio on those things it is just atrocious.
And the hardwood? Wheres the shag carpeting?
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I’ve always wanted to see shag ceiling. I’m pretty sure it’d be terrible, but I’d still like to see it.
Stupid supthreads.
Do the ol’ ‘view image’ trick. You’ll see what I’m talking about.
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Me too and it rocks! All of Graceland does really.
Beeduzzle, Twist, you would’ve been so proud of my Graceland viewing outfit.
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I don’t think I have one since I went alone. But it was:
Black patent leather shoes
White pants
Gold shirt
Red Blazer
Elvis sunglasses
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Taking the High road...
but lets just say the banned person in question along with one of the other commenter needs a lot of attention…
I think that’s because royrules22 said what he bought that day first, and Rishi was parodying him (or royrules22 even asked what other people bought on Black Friday)
Physical.
But you'll just increase their traffic, making them more powerful than you can imagine.
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I'm in as well.
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Bad news for the Gators
Whoops. He’s been suspended for the title game.
Florida Gators starting defensive end Carlos Dunlap was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Tuesday morning in Gainesville.
Dunlap, a junior from North Charleston, S.C., was arrested at 3:25 a.m. near campus and was booked into the jail at 5:52 a.m., Gainesville Police Department spokesman Lt. Keith Kameg said.
He was released on his own recognizance about six hours later during his initial appearance at the Alachua County Jail. Judge Mary Day Coker admonished Dunlap for underage drinking, and said he cannot possess alcohol, illegal drugs or prescription drugs that are not prescribed for him.
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Dude I have a bad feeling this DBD is going to have more comments than mine from yesterday. DAMN YOU AVI WHY MUST YOU BE BETTER THAN ME AT SO MANY THINGS????
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I hate to break this to you....
Most people are better than you at most things
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Also, what about mispronouncing your name! Nobody has ever mispronounced your name better than me!
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Your fashion decisions are not as good as you believe them to be.
OH SNAP!
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Just because Im sober doesnt mean Im trying to go all 20s on you!
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Well if Osama says he didn't do it, then I'm satisfied.
How come this information hasn’t been released to the American people before this?
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i JUST now got that reference.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Other interesting rumors from that site
Al Davis interested in Harbaugh to the Raiders, Youngstown State wants to hire Arizona’s DC, Friedgen not to be fired at Maryland (but his OC is likely to go).
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
“totally legit” = sarcasm?
they’re also saying Kansas has interest in Harbaugh (which would be a slight step above a lateral move IMO unless they can really pay him a lot more)
Physical.
Letspass Kansas a note during class “Do you like Harbaugh?”
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Man, I never realized just how good Bowden was back in the day
From 1987 through 2000, FSU won 10 games and finished in the top five every season, 14 years in a row, with two national championships and at least three more fading just wide on game-winning field goal attempts at the end of excruciating losses to the great cross-state foil, Miami. The ‘Noles joined the ACC in 1992 and made such a mockery of the rest of the league during a 70-2 run in conference games over the next nine years that its reputation still hasn’t recovered from FSU’s gradual fall from the top over the last nine. When the national championship structure changed in 1998, FSU was there to punch its ticket to each of the first three BCS championship games through 2000, winning the Sugar Bowl to complete Bowden’s only perfect season in 1999.
This will be what they write about USC someday. Hopefully, that day is tomorrow.
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Slowly while dragging the conference down with them?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I’m gonna be nice and say “reply phail” instead of presuming that you were taking a unforgivable potshot at the Pac-10.
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I think he was talking about the ACC.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
SMU receives first bowl invite since '84
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/ncf/news/story?id=4704063
UNIVERSITY PARK, Texas — SMU celebrated its first bowl bid in 25 years in style Monday, accepting an invitation to play in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl on Dec. 24.
President Gerald Turner, athletic director Steve Orsini and coach June Jones, wearing leis, officially accepted an invitation at a festive, Hawaiian-themed event inside the student center. The announcement caused the crowd of a few hundred — fans, boosters, administrators, players, cheerleaders and band members — to break into wild applause.
“We’ve proven there’s life after death,” Orsini said.
It is SMU’s first bowl invitation since beating Notre Dame in the 1984 Aloha Bowl. In 1985, the program was placed on three years’ probation. In 1987, the SMU football program was given the Death Penalty by the NCAA and was shut down for two seasons — the harshest penalty ever given to any major collegiate program.
This Is Our House. 63000±9000 Strong.
JUNE JONES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 1, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
June Jones' return to Hawaii
Betcha the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl reps were angling for that. That’ll generate buzz about the game out on the islands.
Praise be to Tedford!
That is awesome, even though they left out the critical part about Tiger getting booed at Stanfurd.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
Are you sufficiently fluent in Mandairn to determine that?
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Where amongst Cal students or alumni could we ever find anyone who speaks Mandarin?
By the freaking way, what’s up with East Asians being outnumbered by South Asians on a Cal blog?! What’s your deal?!
You want CGB Affirmative Action to benefit East Asians??
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There are more, but I don’t want to reveal them. If they feel comfortable enough, they can admit it.
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Actually, now that I take 1 second to think about it, off the top of my head, there are a LOT of East Asians here. Many, many, MANY more than you think.
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All Im saying is that while there are many East Asians who posthere they are not as forthcoming about their heritage as the Indians are. And they don’t seem to make as big of a deal of it, unless our resident Indians who keep getting in INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS over things like chapati consistency and how to truly Taste The Thunder.
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Ok, well in that case, what does this mean:
“ma”
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Unless you are referring to your mother, I have no idea. I don’t know a word of Mandarin.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
Mother bother horse scold and also question. and like a million other meanings depending on tone and character
I know, thats why I was trying to bamboozle Calbear81! Whatever she answered, I was ready to tell her she was wrong and that it meant something else.
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That girl he is cheating with looks HELLA fine.
by CaliforniaCMB on Dec 1, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Just threw on the Cal Tenn '07 game
Zack just annihilated Ainge and Williams took the fumble in for a TD!
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Cal wins. And DeSean returns the first punt for a rather amazing TD>
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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Oh yeah
Wanna bet?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
i dunno, Tennessee is driving right now after that TD and is on our 15.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
Crap, they scored.
I can’t believe this season is almost over. What am I going to do? Get a job?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
What’s that last word?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
You'll never see a Colquitt back away!...
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 1, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions

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