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DBD 11.06.09 College Football Hypotheticals

Answer what you want.

1. Suppose Boise State and Oregon were to finish as the 2nd or 3rd best teams in the country. Who would you send to the title game?

2. If Penn State beat Ohio State and Ohio State beat Iowa, who would go to the Rose Bowl? (EDIT: My bad, Ohio State has already one loss to Purdue. This scenario isn't as fun as it originally sounds. HT Thoroughbred).

3. If Cincinnati, Iowa, Boise or TCU finish the season undefeated, should they get passed over by a 1 loss Big 12/SEC/Pac-10 champion for the national title?

4. Suppose the Pac-10 has two 10 win teams at the end of the season. Do they both deserve BCS bids over a 10 win Notre Dame team or an undefeated mid-major? More importantly, will they both get it?

5. Let's say there's an upset in the Big 12 or ACC title games. Does a 9-4 Kansas State team and a 12-1 Texas team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it? Would an 8-5 Clemson team and a 11-2 Georgia Tech team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it?

6. If it comes down to TCU, Cincinnati, Iowa or Boise as the only undefeateds and everyone else had two losses, who would you put in the title game?

7. Let's say, like last year, every team in every big conference had one loss. Since Oregon had its loss earliest in the season, would you put them in the national title game?

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I’m going to answer these in a second, but Cincinatti and Iowa are BCS teams, not mid-majors, and we all really need to stop treating them like second-class citizens.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 7:24 AM PST reply actions  

Time for a state-wide referendum!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Q4:

If there are two 10-win Pac-10 teams they should both go to the BCS above a 10-win ND team. But they won’t. Don’t expect more than one Pac-10 team in the BCS in the near future. Those people hate (envy?) us.

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 7:30 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t expect more than one Pac-10 team in the BCS in the near future.

I wouldn’t necessarily say that. If USC hadn’t lost to Washington, they’d still be in for that BCS at-large bid. At this point, a loss to Oregon on it’s own, while painful, wouldn’t have been as bad because it’s only one loss and it’s to a highly ranked team. As is stands, I think USC should go over Notre Dame, but most of the country has such a hard-on for Notre Dame that the BCS ppl will look for ANY excuse to get them in.

Also, there could very well be three 10-win teams in the Pac-10, if Cal/USC/Oregon all win out. Not that it really matters, as Cal won’t even sniff the BCS, obviously.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If USC wins out, I expect them to earn a BCS bid. Computers FTW.

btw, Cal will be close with a 10-2 season.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

btw, Cal will be close with a 10-2 season.

WHY?!?!@

Worry about OSU first.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, just saying… on the off-chance we go 4-0 from here out, believe me, we’ll get some love (not to metion very good computer ratings). the end of the season is always dicey for the middle-good teams… upsets abound when teams are playing a lot of their 2nd stringers from injuries

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you doing this to me. Our chances of winning both of the next two games are probably only 40-45%. Stop doing this to me.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m so sorry i’ve hurt you. it’s not you, avi. it’s me.

estimate our chances of winning all four.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Zero. Will not happen.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Tbred. After we totesally and for sure win the rest of our games, we should goto a BCS game.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I said CLOSE. If USC goes 10-2 too, there’s no way. It’s not inconceivable that we would; it would just take a lot of upsets. 1/100 at this point

getting to 10-2 just for a 10-win season for recruiting purposes… well, that’s a better percentage

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What percentage chance is there that YOU’LL STOP DOING THIS.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Zero

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I like joshing around.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like johning around.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll Richard from time to time.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you are kind of a Dick.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Vaudeville act strikes again!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You set ‘em up, I’ll knock em down.

Don’t forget to invest in zippers, boy. Wave of the future I tells ya.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m investing in guns that shoot alcohol into people’s mouths.

Also, The League.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They usually include the bowl win, so there’s a chance for an 11-win season.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And since we are talking in magical theoreticals right now, gods of woof, let’s tack on 4 more wins. Why not, right?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, which makes 3-1 much easier to stomach because we can still get the double digits

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

How much is Pete Carroll / Roy Rules paying you?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you think I remain unemployed?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Rugged good looks?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll call them “Rugged looks”

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or you are devilishly handsome.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Least impetus to post pics evair.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Boise and Oregon State, or Boise State and Oregon?

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 7:38 AM PST reply actions  

I’m really excited to develop my new idea. TwistNHook is TwistNHook in a TwistNHook Presents TwistNHook Presentation, The Intentionally Bad MicMan. This should be good.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

The photo of you in vaudvillian getup being tackled by yellow jacketed stadium security should make it all worth it

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I already have the Italian straw hat, too!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Italian straw? Does that mean the plants grow with an accent?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 6, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a spicy hat!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

And a short fuse?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and vamping on a piano?

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late, it’s already been developed. I see it every home game. THe first time you see it, you think it’s a joke. After a couple more times, you hope they’re just being ironic. But at this point in the season, you realize that they have to be doing it on purpose. There’s just no other explanation.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats why what Im doing is diff. Cmon you are a theatre guy lets put a show together. Yknow this thizz would be epic(k).

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

stop tempting me!

…would it be magic(k)?

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Bee Tee Dubblez, thinking of a new tagline:

TwistNHook: Tastes Like Failure!

Thoughts?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

To be honest, I’m happy to take your word for what you taste like, thanks.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m reasonably certain it’s failure.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Does this mean that you’ve tasted yourself and are unsure of what that taste is, or does this mean you’ve thought about it and have a best guess, but have yet to run the experiment?

Nevermind, I still don’t want to know.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

And see this is why I taste of failure!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Chancellor don’t hate us!

BERKELEY – Chancellor Robert Birgeneau expressed his support for Intercollegiate Athletics at Cal following a vote of the UC Berkeley Academic Senate recommending that the department become financially self-sufficient.

The resolution, passed by a majority of the 160 UC Berkeley faculty who voted at Thursday’s senate meeting, recommends that the Chancellor end institutional support for Intercollegiate Athletics, move to develop a viable plan to make the department self-supporting and present it at the senate’s spring meeting.

“Although it is advisory, we will, of course, take very seriously the Academic Senate’s recommendation and will consider the most effective way to move forward,” Chancellor Robert Birgeneau said. “We are very concerned about this year’s shortfall and are already working on containing Athletics deficits. We share the Academic Senate’s goal of achieving a self-supporting athletics program, although that will take time to realize. We must maintain our commitment to gender equity and equal competitive opportunity for our female student athletes, both as a matter of law and to honor our campus commitment to equity and inclusion. I believe that a strong athletics program brings many benefits to the entire university. I am very proud of all our student-athletes, both men and women, and the enormous contributions which they make to the life of the campus.”

The non-binding resolution also recommends that the Academic Senate establish a Senate Intercollegiate Athletics Oversight Committee composed solely of faculty members. The final tally was 91-68 of those in attendance out of more than 1,500 faculty on campus who are voting members of the senate.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

I’m surprised 68 voted against it.

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by carp on Nov 6, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

68 people don’t hate women’s golf.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

68 people have their heads screwed on straight.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBear81, this is an excellent point. Could you write this up into a fanpost? I think a lot of people (esp. faculty, and probably students too) miss this point.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Completely agree with Avi

This was so coherent and well-written and -researched that I almost passed out.

by since1997 on Nov 6, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You must need smelling salts to read one of my posts, then!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

i pass out for different reasons though TnH. Imagining all that body hair is enough to make a poor girl… here i go agaiiiikidkjakdfjkl……

by since1997 on Nov 6, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, playing sports in college is a fantastic thing.

What the faculty want, I believe, are for each fraction of the university to be treated the same. It all starts with Arnie and then Yudof. If you cut Group A (who receive little to no state tax money), you should also cut Group B (who receive comparable state tax money). Think of it as Title X. I prefer cutting neither and a) not seeing patients for free at our UC Med Centers, b) raising tuition to a “sustainable” level for the UC while still maintaining it’s “public” nature, c) not cutting state funding drastically, and d) blowing up UCOP and starting over.

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by carp on Nov 6, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

or e) blowing up UC Eugene and pissing on the ashes of Autzen Stadium?

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What the faculty want, I believe, are for each fraction of the university to be treated the same.

I don’t know about that. What they want is for that department to be self-sufficient. They don’t just want to cut funding, they want to end it altogether. This, of course, is totally reactionary and completely paranoid. If they wanted everyone to be treated the same, they’d be asking for restricted funding, not to cut it off altogether. Just ‘cause they’re academics doesn’t mean they can’t wield torches and pitchforks with the best of them.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mens BBall beats Chico:

BERKELEY – The No. 12 California men’s basketball team hit the court for the first time in the 2009-10 season, defeating Chico State, 84-42, in an exhibition game Thursday night at Haas Pavilion. Senior guard Patrick Christopher paved the way for the Golden Bears, notching a game-high 16 points on the night.

Christopher shot 6-for-8 from the floor, was a clean 2-for-2 from the free-throw line and snagged three rebounds.

Sophomore guard Jorge Gutierrez also hit double figures in scoring, tallying 11 points. On the boards, senior forward Jamal Boykin led all players with 12 rebounds. Boykin was Cal’s leading rebounder last season.

The Bears connected of four of eight three-point attempts, with Christopher making two out of three. Senior guard Jerome Randle was 1-for-1 from behind the arc, while senior forward Theo Robertson made one of his two attempts.

Cal’s defense clamped down on the Wildcats. Chico State only shot 28.6 percent (16-56) from the field for the game, and made only three of its 18 three-pointers.

The season opener is set for Monday, Nov. 9, when the Bears welcome Murray State at 8 p.m. at Haas Pavilion.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

How did Colonal Frison-Sanders do last night?

His ability to board/D-up big men is key to this season.

by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 6, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

For boards, he used his large derriere to thwart sissy Chico State players. He looked a little winded at the end though.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

9 rebounds in 19 minutes

I thought he looked pretty active on the boards. I liked what I saw there. He didn’t look to have much of an offensive game, but we don’t need that from him (I wouldn’t think).

He did a good job D’ing up Chico’s bigs, but I don’t know what to take from that. Chico looked soft, at least compared to us.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Free on the internets. There was a link on calbears.com. It was the scoreboard feed.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

We had the link up last night in the open thread.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL - interpretation fail!

When I first read the title to 33SS’s post, I interpreted it as “Colonial” Sanders-Frison, perhaps as a play on his size. (E.g., former Okie State center “Big Country” Bryant Reeves.) Just now, I realized he was playing on the “Colonel Sanders” thing.

Yeah, I feel kinda stupid.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He won’t. He’s too chicken.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

His fat ass in there totally opened it up for Jamal though…. who had 10 rebounds (3 offensive) in the first half

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Bosko and the Prophet receive honors:

BERKELEY – Cal junior offensive lineman Mark Boskovich and junior linebacker Mike Mohamed have been selected to the 2009 CoSIDA/ESPN the Magazine Academic All-District 8 First-Team. All student-athletes selected to the First-Team in one of the nation’s eight districts in the University division are placed on the national ballot for Academic All-America consideration.

Boskovich is a Political Science major with a 3.73 cumulative GPA, while Mohamed is majoring in Business Administration and has a 3.43 GPA. Both players earned Academic All-District honors for the first time but had previously been honored academically by the Pac-10 as members of the conference’s All-Academic First-Team in 2008. Mohamed was also a Pac-10 All-Academic honorable mention choice in 2007.

On the field, Boskovich has played in seven games with two starts at left guard in 2009.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

District 8? Is that where the aliens were before District 9?

On a more serious note, Mohamed is in Haas? Wow.

by GeoFreak on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The dude is smarter then me. He definitely has a higher GPA

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s in my Sports Marketing class. Definitely a very smart guy.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Nov 6, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

A 3.73 in Poli Sci just means he shows up to class.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That was my major. So I take umbrage. have nothing to say in response. Never mind.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike’s in my 8 am Accounting Section. He (apparently) comes to section. I don’t.

by rjnarayen on Nov 6, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Prophet to potentially receive honor:

BERKELEY – The All Sports Association announced Thursday that Cal junior linebacker Mike Mohamed is among the nominees for the 2009 Wuerffel Trophy. The honor is presented annually to the Football Bowl Subdivision player that best combines exemplary community service, with academic and athletic achievement, and is named after former Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel from the University of Florida.

The 2009 Wueffel Trophy finalists will be announced on Nov., 11, 2009 and distributed to the award’s National Selection Committee for voting. Formal announcement of the winner will occur on Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2009. Presentation of the 2009 Wuerffel Trophy will be at the All Sports Assocation’s 41st Annual Awards Dinner on Feb. 19, 2010, in Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

Mohamed was also selected to the 2009 CoSIDA/ESPN the Magazine Academic All-District 8 First-Team on Thursday for the first time in his career. All student-athletes selected to the First-Team in one of the nation’s eight districts in the University division are placed on the national ballot for Academic All-America consideration. He is majoring in Business Administration and has a 3.43 cumulative GPA. He had previously earned Pac-10 All-Academic First-Team honors in 2008 and was an honorable mention Pac-10 All-Academic choice in 2007.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

Field hockey beats Davidson:

STANFORD, Calif. – Natalie Nurnberg’s 84th-minute strike gave California a 2-1 sudden victory over Davidson in overtime in the first round of the NorPac Tournament on Thursday night at Stanford’s Varsity Field Hockey Turf. The Golden Bears, who improved their record to 7-10, move on to a quarterfinal game against Radford (10-9) at 4 p.m. on Friday. Cal is the conference tournament’s No. 2 seed in the West; Radford is the No. 1 seed in the East.

Nurnberg, the NorPac West Offensive Player of the Year, now has a team-high eight goals on the season. The junior forward leads the Bears in points with 23.

“We had a breakaway, maybe a two on one or three on one, and got into the right side of the circle,” Cal head coach Shellie Onstead said. “The defense got back enough that Nat didn’t have a good pass, so she just took a shot at net, and it went in. It was a good goal.”

The Wildcats, the East’s No. 3 seed, fell to 6-12 and will play UC Davis in a consolation game at 6:30 p.m. on Friday.

Cal outshot Davidson, 15-6, but Christa Goeke made 10 saves to keep the Wildcats in the game. Cal’s Maddie Hand made five saves.

“She did great,” Onstead said of Goeke. “Given we’ve had a little trouble putting it in this year, it was tough.”

After a scoreless first half, Davidson’s Annie Evans, with an assist by Claire Perry, struck in the 52nd minute to put her team up 1-0.

Cal forward Claire Dougherty, a redshirt freshman, scored her second goal of the year when she redirected a shot off a penalty corner, scoring at the far post in the 59th minute and tying the game at 1-1.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

2) Iowa, right? They own the H2H over Penn State and tOSU would have 2 Big Ten losses

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

Oh. Fuck. Well, at least #2’s answered.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Good catch. Either Penn State or OSU has to finish with two Big Ten losses.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Women’s tennis doubles continue in tourney:

NEW HAVEN, Conn. – No. 4-ranked California women’s tennis sophomore Jana Juricova and No. 18-ranked junior Marina Cossou each claimed victories in the opening round of singles matches at the 2009 Intercollegiate Tennis Association (ITA) National Indoor Tennis Championships at the Cullman-Heyman Tennis Center, Thursday, Nov. 5, to advance to the round of 16. The two Golden Bears will continue play at approximately 10:30 a.m. ET on Friday, Nov. 6, with singles quarterfinal matches set for 5:30 p.m. ET.

The fourth-seeded Juricova drew No. 13 Reka Zsilinszka of Duke in the opening round but turned her away in two sets, 6-4, 6-1, to set up a round-of-16 match against No. 25 Kristi Boxx of Mississippi. Cossou faced unseeded and unranked Holly Cao of Harvard, who put up a fight, before she came away with a 7-5, 6-4 win to move on. Cossou will take on No. 11-ranked Yasmin Schnaak of UCLA in the round of 16. Cossou and Schnaak faced off on Oct. 4 in the Cal Nike Invitational gold-flight final with Schnaak coming out on top with a 6-0, 6-3 victory in Berkeley. Previously, Cossou took out Schnaak in the Pac-10 Championship singles quarterfinal in a three-set victory in May this year.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

Women’s tennis doing something at ASU too, Im confused:


The California women’s tennis team will complete fall individual tournament play at the 15th Annual Arizona State Thunderbird Invitational this weekend (Nov. 6-8) at the Whiteman Tennis Center in Tempe, Ariz. One of six Golden Bears will have the opportunity to become the fifth consecutive Cal player to capture the Thunderbird singles crown. Players from host ASU, Boise State, Michigan, Ohio State and San Diego will be joining the Bears in the desert for the 32-player tournament.

Action begins at 8:30 a.m. MST each morning. Round-robin doubles matches take place first on Friday, Nov. 6. The singles bracket will also play out and determine a consolation winner. The Bears will send senior Kasia Siwosz; sophomores Stephany Chang and Catalina Visico; and freshmen Tayler Davis, Annie Goransson and Nelly Radeva. Complete results and schedules will be posted at the conclusion of each day on www.thesundevils.com.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

We're just that deep

We’re sending players to both tourneys. Goo Bay and Goo Bay!

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Oregon. They’ve played and beaten better teams than Boise State, which has only beaten one good team, at home. The lesser teams are immaterial to me, except that BSU had better dominate them to even be considered.
2. I’m surprised there’s no tiebreaker for this. Definitely not Penn State, since they lost to Iowa at home. If OSU can beat @Penn State, Iowa, and @Michigan, then send them.
3. No.
4. Two 10-win teams would be Oregon and USC, and they’d both look very good in BCS games. I think they’d get it, too, based on Oregon’s performance and USC’s fanbase.
5. This is too ugly to decide on, and I’ve decided on many ugly things in my life.
6. Iowa vs Boise St. Two completely different styles of playing and traditions; it’d be like watching a movie with Bruce Willis and Robert Pattinson.
7. Yes.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Mens Gymnastics ranked #2:

BERKELEY – The California men’s gymnastics team earned a No. 2 ranking in the preseason coaches poll, it was announced recently. The Golden Bears had four first-place votes for second place in the country, according to the Troester coaches’ preseason poll.

“It’s good to start the season with a top ranking,” Cal head coach Barry Weiner said. “Hopefully we’ll finish the year with an even better one.”

Despite losing four letterwinners, including NCAA individual champion Evan Roth, the Golden Bears welcome six newcomers and a solid core of 12 experienced returners. Tops on the list of lettermen are senior national team members Glen Ishino and Kyle Bunthuwong, who traveled with the U.S. delegation to the Japan Cup this summer.

Cal also brings back 2009 All-Americans Jim Kerry and Bryan del Castillo. Of the freshman, Swiss national team member Dennis Mannhart and U.S. junior team member Donathan Bailey could make the an impact right away.

Last season, Cal had 13 top-10 individual finishes, marking the first time since 1959 that a Cal team has achieved this feat and only the second time in program history. The Bears finished 2009 at 17-8 overall, one of the best records in recent school history.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

Women’s Swimming defeats Fresno State:

BERKELEY – California topped Fresno State, 166-111, in a Thursday-afternoon dual meet at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears improved their record to 2-0, while the Bulldogs fell to 1-7 after the nonconference meet. Cal, the defending NCAA and Pac-10 champion, won all 16 events. Bears senior swimmers Lauren Boyle and Heather White and sophomore Shelley Harper won two individual races each, with Boyle winning the 500-yard freestyle in an NCAA B-qualifying time of 4:50.33 and claiming the 200-yard freestyle in a time of 1:49.39. Cal divers also won the one-meter and three-meter springboards in their season debut.

Cal head coach Teri McKeever previously coached both the Fresno State men’s and women’s teams.

“We’re just super appreciative that Fresno State came up and swam us,” Cal assistant coach Kristen Cunnane said. “Teri used to coach there, so it was a big deal for her. I thought Heather White, as a senior, just did a nice job racing. Shelley Harper is really stepping into her second-year role nicely.”

White won the 200-yard breaststroke (2:19.30) and 200 individual medley (2:02.65), while Harper won the 1000 free (9:58.65) and 100 breaststroke (1:05.55).

Cal freshman Caitlin Leverenz finished first in the 200 butterfly with an NCAA B-qualifying time of 1:59.69. Sophomore teammate Sara Isakovic also swam the 200 fly in an NCAA B-qualifying time (1:59.86), though the 2008 Slovenian Olympian didn’t place as she swam her race as an exhibition.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

1. Suppose Boise and Oregon State were to finish as the 2nd or 3rd best teams in the country. Who would you send to the title game?

Boise State. Strength of schedule and conference are all theoretical. When it comes to choosing the top two teams, it usually comes down to who has the better record and a hypothetical of who could beat whom. In this hypothetical scenario, Boise State has the better record and has a head-to-head victory. This is a BCS nightmare, but if Oregon finishes with only one loss and Boise State is undefeated and somehow, the other undefeateds lose, we’re in trouble.

2. If Penn State beat Ohio State and Ohio State beat Iowa, who would go to the Rose Bowl?
Ohio State, 100%. The Big Ten tiebreaker rules in a three way (heh) tie would give it to the team that did not play a Division 1-AA team all year.

3. If Cincinnati, Iowa, Boise or TCU finish the season undefeated, should they get passed over by a 1 loss Big 12/SEC/Pac-10 champion for the national title?
Cincy and Iowa, 100% no. I discussed this in an earlier thread, with respect to LSU, but under no circumstances should a one-loss BCS team jump an undefeated BCS team for the title game, no matter what the hypothetical perceived strengths of the conference are. That would be another BCS disaster. Boise State and TCU are a little more complicated. As mentioned above, Boise State cannot and should not be jumped by Oregon if they finish in the top three. If Oregon loses again, then enough arguments could be made about strength of schedule to exclude Boise State, but TCU is a toss-up. They shouldn’t be passed up, especially given how Utah performed against Bama last year, but they will be.

4. Suppose the Pac-10 has two 10 win teams at the end of the season. Do they both deserve BCS bids over a 10 win Notre Dame team or an undefeated mid-major? More importantly, will they both get it?
Deserve? Yes. Will they? No. If Notre Dame is eligible for a BCS game, they WILL get it. Chase the money, baby.

5. Let’s say there’s an upset in the Big 12 or ACC title games. Does a 9-4 Kansas State team and a 12-1 Texas team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it? Would an 8-5 Clemson team and a 11-2 Georgia Tech team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it?
This is too hypothetical a hypothetical scenario. A 12-1 Texas should and would most likely get it. Georgia Tech’s situation really depends who the other candidates are. If TCU and Boise State are both undefeated, the second non-BCS team SHOULD get it, but may not, even if GTech isn’t a huge ratings draw either.

6. If it comes down to TCU, Cincinnati, Iowa or Boise as the only undefeateds and everyone else had two losses, who would you put in the title game?
Cincy – Iowa. Sorry, they are still BCS teams. I respect TCU and Boise State and hate the BCS hegemony, but this is how it has to happen.

7. Let’s say, like last year, every team in every big conference had one loss. Since Oregon had its loss earliest in the season, would you put them in the national title game?
Strongly depends who the other candidates are and when the losses came. If the other one-loss candidates are conference championship losers (say a 12-1 Texas), then absolutely not. If it’s a one-loss LSU that wins the SEC, I’d have a hard time believing Oregon could jump them. Too hypothetical.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Of course if it comes down to a 10 win USC team and a 10 win ND team, who do they take there? I think initially they’d go for USC, but I think the BCS rules say that if ND is below 12 (?) they have to go. That could lead to USC being left in the cold just plain due to math. Interesting.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

10 win ND team.

I think it was a Fox Sports article that pointed out that Notre Dame in 2005 and 2006 had two of the highest non-NC BCS games of all time.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Notre Dame does have more of a national following, many of whom live in places that are unappetizing in weather terms during bowl season. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had more fans travel and higher ratings, depending on the matchup.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Notre Dame has a huge national following, pereptuated half by their mythos and half by their exclusive NBC contract that overexposes them to the entire country.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m always amused that all the talk one gets from Notre Dame fans about how they hold themselves to a higher standard doesn’t seem to preclude their completely mercenary approach to college football as a business. I guarantee you that if they had to muck around for appearances in a conference as opposed to coast around playing the service academies we’d be hearing about how part of the mission of the university was to give a chance to marginal students who had been given the privilege of playing at Notre Dame etc.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Who do you hate more?
1) Notre Dame
2) UCLA
3) Masoli

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My head asploded after 1) and 2)

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how to answer that… I can’t stand looking at either team. I guess the difference is that I loath Notre Dame the institution but respect the team and tradition, whereas I respect UCLA as an academic institution (relative to Notre Dame) but have no respect for their team and their championships in wiffleball and whatever.

Masoli I don’t dislike one way or the other. Actually, I feel bad for him: you know how he said after the beat-down of SC that this was just Oregon football and that’s how they roll? If he really meant that he’d be encasing his knees in titanium because Oregon rolls into disaster whenever they least expect it. The poor bastard doesn’t know what he’s in for.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Harsh words.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I thought that was relatively restrained.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I didn’t think so. You can’t be hate someone for kicking your team’s ass like that, they had the chance to defend themselves… and the portent of doom rings true for any long-time Oregon fan… my brother said more or less the same thing and he’s treating last week’s game like an early Chrismas presents.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I really hope Oregon doesn’t collapse on Masoli’s knee. What happened to Dennis Dixon was extremely unfortunate.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for kitten’s wrists

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by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You know, with all this obsession with the Wildcat in the NFL, why the hell haven’t the Steelers done one direct snap to Dixon?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Steelers offense is doing pretty well without him. Although that would probably help their moribund running game.

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by yellow fever on Nov 6, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, sounds like Dixon coulda used Kitten Mitton’s!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Three little Dixons lost their mittens.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop accusing yourself of being Kai Forbath

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a jumping off point!

by rjnarayen on Nov 6, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody finally gets the reference!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

awwwWWWWWWWWW

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Good observation.

I always thought he looked like a cross country kid playing QB.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a crying shame.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s poor form to celebrate success based on someone’s snapped ACLs. He was a really amazing player to watch.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish you told that to the entire Arizona student section.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a miracle worker.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so sick of the image of Arizona students rushing the field. Damnit.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to Harsha words, I suppose.

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by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh. This is awkward.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

more awkward:
I respect UCLA

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s true. I didn’t want to go there, but that doesn’t mean I can’t read.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Why must everything be about you?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not?

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by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello Mr Pot, I’m Mr Kettle.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi Mr. Kettle, you’re black.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for Racism

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

How the hell is that racism?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So any mention of the word “black” is now racism?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

because he said so, that’s why.

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, “because” is always solid .

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed, that’s why I felt the need to elaborate a bit.

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we supposed to be talking about this?

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the point where Rishi really has to stop, take a look around and realize he’s no better than HolmoePhobe.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You take that back right now!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Um, that comment isn’t serious.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Tbred was making the funny, not actually serious. But maybe my own sarcasm detector is what’s off.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m like 100% sure that TBred was making the funny. It was Rishi who was hoisted on his own petard.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I keep getting flagged for being Rishi.

If people actually flagged when they said flagged, I wonder who’d be first.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

First to do what?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Ranked first in terms of most flags received.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Me in a landslide.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We need another “funny flags” comment from Hydro (or you, if you learn how to read).

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually was just reading a few, there are some funny ones there!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

One of these weeks, I’ll only post in flags

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Semaphore?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

that is quite a link you’ve passed along, champ

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’ll ever stop being surprised on the Internet.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You couldn’t think of anything else to say?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

funny, i have the same reaction to every single one of your posts

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED PERSONAL ATTACK

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

i never post anything serious

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

FIRE LUDWIG?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely took that one seriously. My bad.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

PS, to be fair, I picked up that it was a joke and went along with it.

Give credit where credit is due, damnit!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not exactly fair. Doesn’t the pope pretty much decree that all Catholics must watch and root for Notre Dame?

by atomsareenough on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If that was the case, I’d be a horrible Catholic.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My family must be horrible Catholics then. We didn’t root for Notre Dame. If anything, we rooted against.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope...

There are many of us Catholics who dispute whether ND is really “Catholic” at all…

by calgbear on Nov 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I find their lack of conference a dangerously similar philosophy to the anti-state underpinnings of liberation theology.

/Too obscure?

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought liberation theology was about the redistribution of land and resources to the down-trodden masses, instead of siding with landowners and the political class. So in that case they’d only count if they were in a non-BCS conference and also lacked their own television contract.

It’s been so long since I’ve studied any European history I can’t think of an analogy insulting enough to place here.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I never recieved that Papal Bull. Besides, rumor has it that JP2 thought ND was kind of fruity.

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think ND will lose one more game

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

To Pittsburgh?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

To Pittsburgh or Stanford — away for both and won’t be much of a favorite (if at all) in either of those games

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t surprise me if ND lost both of those games.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Boise State. Strength of schedule and conference are all theoretical.

So’s head to head. I mean, do you really believe that because Boise State beat Oregon at the beginning of the year that they could do it again right now?

As much as I hate early season polls there’s a chance for objectivity there; if Team A is 1-0 with a win over Team B at 0-1 then you can reasonably rank A over B. Unfortunately that objectivity degrades over time and it does no good to act as though it doesn’t; ultimately we’re left eyeballing the body of work to decide our rankings.

If Boise State is tired of getting left out of the big money games, they need to bite the bullet and do what they can to join the MWC. Otherwise they’re going to have to deal with the fact that their strength of schedule is crap and that there’s only so much they can do to improve it.

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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So’s head to head [theoretical]

No it’s not.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really the best argument you can come up with? “nu-uh”?

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… I’m pointing out that Boise State already beat Oregon, in case you forgot.

How is something hypothetical IF IT ALREADY HAPPENED?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea that Boise State is a better or more deserving team than Oregon because they beat Oregon is purely hypothetical, yes.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, but (in this hypothetical world), the fact that they have a better record AND won head-to-head is not hypothetical.

And those are the criteria that are used when “picking” teams for the title. Record is #1 and SOS and all that stuff is for the “Can team A beat team B?”. It made sense last year when Utah was undefeated and Flo Rida had one loss because, however hypothetical, people could make the argument that Utah could not beat Florida. But you can’t make the argument that Boise State couldn’t beat Oregon because, well, they already did.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, but (in this hypothetical world), the fact that they have a better record AND won head-to-head is not hypothetical.

But it is purely subjective that that makes them better or more deserving than Oregon.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… I wonder if Boise State is better than Oregon? We could analyse their schedules and players and conference they play in and decide that way. If only they could play each other…

Look, I’m on board with you. I think Oregon is a better team than Boise and would lose to Oregon is they played right now. But that doesn’t give excuse to ignore the fact that they did play and that Boise State stopped Oregon from gaining a first down until the third quarter.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it does.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And people like you are why the BCS is so screwed up.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The BCS existing is why the BCS is screwed up

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The reason that the BCS is screwed up is that there are 120 Div. 1A teams that play 12 games each, which really doesn’t amount to much in the grand scheme of things, and the fact that it attempts to narrow the field down to 2 using polls and computer formulas. Other leagues have the advantages of greater or much greater sample sizes, more manageable and balanced selections of teams, and they all use a playoff system to ensure representation of all the deserving teams. The BCS is screwed up essentially because it attempts the impossible.

So yeah, notsomuch me.

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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or people who ignore hard data and go off feelings.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Your opinion is based on feelings just as much as his. Pretending otherwise is disingenuous.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lolwut

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well…not really.

Which team is “better” or more “skilled” is opinion.

Which team won the head-to-head game is fact.

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by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but weather that means that Boise should be ranked higher still still a matter of opinion and there isn’t necessarily a ‘right’ answer.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but at least I have data to back it up.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The data to back up Oregon being better would be their resume, which is vastly superior to Boise’s. I don’t necessarily agree with that argument, but it’s still a valid one.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The answer to your intractable debate rhymes with ‘layoffs’.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bernie Madoff?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But it still doesn’t resolve which teams get to participate in said answer. That’s just a whole ’nother firestorm waiting to happen. Someone will still scream bloody murder every single year.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How does basketball get away with it? Seems that if you had, say, a 24 team tournament then the fanbases of those 24 teams would collectively either ignore or shout down the 25th, 26th, and 27th teams which to a certain extent makes the issue a non-starter.

In other words, I think the mistake the BCS makes by having only a single national championship game is that any two teams will lack the ability to silence all the various pretenders to the throne.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think basketball gets away with with the sheer number of teams. I mean you’re involving 65 teams, there’s gonna be less grumbling, ‘cause it’s hard to argue that “my team was 63’rd or my team was 57’th”. That said, there’s still always grumbling about who got shafted and who didn’t.

It’s probably just a matter of time, as well. It’s just been that way for so long, that everyone’s just used to it by now.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Basketball definitely gets by on the size of their tournament, but on the other hand there are only 120 FBS football schools compared to 330 basketball schools, so the FBS should be able to get away with a smaller tournament.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Basketball also gets away with it because of the existence of the NIT.

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by Rishi on Nov 7, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Which team is better: Boise State or Oregon?

Exhibit A: Oregon must be better because they played a tougher schedule and only have a loss.

Exhibit B: Boise must be better because they beat Oregon.

Gee………

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The computers don’t seem to be having such a hard time with it.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the argument goes more like this:

Exhibit A: Oregon has played a tougher schedule, and because of their impressive wins and one loss on the road to a good team, as earned [whatever you think they’ve earned].

I mean, Washington beat USC, but nobody’s going to argue that Washington is better or has earned a better bowl. Team A beating team B is just one datapoint in a season that’s defined by 12 datapoints.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, but Boise State didn’t have a flukey win. They flat-out dominated Oregon.

And Boise State has a better record. It’s pretty slam dunk in my book.

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by Rishi on Nov 7, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the ambient temperature at the game in which they faced each other has anything to do with it.

Unless the BCS computers are just taking anything into account nowadays.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… I’m pointing out that Boise State already beat Oregon, in case you forgot.

How is something hypothetical IF IT ALREADY HAPPENED?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Um…. I’m pointing out that HolmoePhobe already beat Rishi, in case you forgot.

How is something hypothetical IF IT ALREADY HAPPENED?!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, double posts are THAT FUNNY

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Um….I’m pointing out that this joke has already been run into the ground, in case you forgot.

How is something funny IF IT ALREADY HAPPENED 1,000 TIMES BEFORE?!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to make a joke involving your wife and you here, but I decided to restrain myself.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Or not schedule 1-AA crap teams in the non-conference. Seriously, if they want me to respect them as a BCS buster, why in the Hell would they schedule UC Davis, Bowling Green and Miami (OH) in the same year?!?

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the top BCS teams aren’t going to risk playing Boise State anymore.

I believe they have Oregon State and Va Tech on their schedule next year (unless that has changed since I last looked)

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they’ve got Virginia Tech in DC and Oregon State at home.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I might have to take myself along to the Boise State – VA Tech game, that could be very entertaining.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, they shouldn’t, but I still don’t get ignoring the fact that Boise State BEAT Oregon.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

For question 1, I have to agree with Rishi. Regardless of whether Oregon has improved, it’s hard to see them leapfrogging Boise State because of the head-to-head record.

As for the rest of them… this is the part of college football I find most irritating, and you didn’t ask for anyone’s pet rants about playoffs.

But I will say this: Notre Dame can go to hell and a non-BCS bowl. In any order they choose.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

You think ND will be the #1 impediment to USC getting an at-large?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I just want them to fuck off at all times.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing is that there are a growing number of articles stating the following thesis:

If LSU wins out (with victories over Bama and Florida), they will play in the NC game, regardless of what happens to Iowa and Cincy.

IF this were to happen, I cannot imagine that the BCS would last much longer. These conference arguments are very hypothetical and can really only be used when teams have the same record. There is no way a one loss BCS team should make it into the game ahead of an undefeated BCS team. Ever.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Never going to happen, so don’t worry

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean LSU won’t win out or we won’t ever have a situation where a one-loss SEC team is a threat to jump an undefeated Big East team?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

LSU won’t win tout…

Anyway, it seems Oregon has an ever tougher SOS computer wise

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but computers would rank Iowa ahead of either.

What’s more important is what the coaches and media think.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

But if ND goes to a BCS bowl, it’s more pub for them getting whipped. I still remember Dennis Erickson’s OSU team beating the living crap out of ND. Housh getting flagged for excessive celebration after making the score like 40-3 or something.

It was glorious.

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by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That was pretty awesome. A firm recommendation for you.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The ponytail take down was brutal and I lol’d when she kicked the ball at the other girl’s head.

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve watched a fair few games in my time and that might have been the dirtiest performance I’ve ever seen. She could play for any of the Balkan or Eastern European teams in a heartbeat – men’s teams that is, she’s tough enough.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d venture she’d also fit into most of the South American club teams … hackalot!

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, that was the opposite of awesome. That’s eye-gouging-Florida-football bad.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, someone explain the video.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

just watch it when you grow up. it’ll ruin it for you if you hear it first.

i’m guessing you can’t visit espn?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN is 100% unrestricted.

Just no youtube or facebook or gchat.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA OMG I feel horrible laughing at that.

I’ll rec you just for letting me join in on the fun.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“I let my emotions get the best of me in a heated situation. I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary,” …"This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am. I am sorry to my coaches and teammates for any and all damages I have brought upon them.

Err, nope. Doing one of the things in the video would have been letting emotions get the best of you. That was just plain gutter.

As a side note, they should now have Tim Floyd act as referee for all further NCAA women’s soccer matches

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for esoteric Euro Footballer reference.

Though I’d have preferred something about Gazza or Cantona. I bet both of them fancy hard-hittin broads.

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Gazza’s off his rocker, poor bugger, and Cantona’s hoovering up the bikini babes from the beach soccer events he’s involved with.

Plus, that one karate kick found a deserving candidate.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A New Mexico State player was bringing the hurt to various BYU players, including:

- kicking the ball into the face of a BYU player on the ground from about 2 feet away
- various grappling tackles
- at least one punch to the kidneys
- one pony-tail grab executed hard enough to drop the BYU player to the ground.

I call her the truth because she’s for real.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That pony tail grab. WWowowowo

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

STRAIGHT OUTTA BETHESDA

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They low down, they dirty, they some bitches.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that’d be snitches.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

In the original, yes. But since one form of humor is to take an original text and adjust it to a new context in order to make light of both a different event while creating a sense of recognition of a shared joke, I I felt it appropriate to take advantage of the rhyme of “snitches” and “bitches.” It has the added advantage of playing with societal condemnation of gender-specific insults by recognizing that the offending behavior in question was undertaken within a group of women.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

durrr… TEBOW FOOTBAWL CHASE DANIEL GRAHAM HARRELL MICHAEL CRABTREE MARK INGRAM SEC SPEED MWC PAC-10 1-6 DURR

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well honestly. It wasn’t particularly funny before I had to explain it.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nor was it after you had explained it!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Entirely unfunny at this point.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But there wasn’t sufficient differentiation to make that clear! Your post also lacked contextual clues to explain why you were using the quote to begin with!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed that a post containing various offenses by a women’s soccer player, any one of which could have resulted in a straight red card for serious foul play, was context enough.

I also assumed that everyone here reads EDSBS on a daily basis.

Both of these were apparently faulty assumptions.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s EDDDS?

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Egregious Daily Defamation Detailing Sports?

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was some Rutgers-basketball-style action!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

(no i am not referencing Don Imus!! If you went to the Cal-Rutgers game last year, you’d know what I’m talking about, that game was ROUGH)

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes me feel all funny inside. I might have strained myself laughing.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Just…wow.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So I wonder if Ms. Lambert is happy she got on SportsCenter.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I like how we really need Julie Foudy’s take on it. Like that was actually anything insightful.

PS I DIDN’T ACTUALLY LISTEN BECAUSE I ASSUME SHE SAID IT WAS DIRTY AND REPREHENSIBLE

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by yellow fever on Nov 6, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

yup, it was. apparently balkan/eastern european soccer is unmentionable

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a fucking disgrace is what it is… oh, you meant not to be discussed.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I still see the comment. I guess I haven’t refreshed.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yellow fever hid them then unhid them because he was drunk or something

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M STUCK USING IE6 AT WORK OK!!!!!

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by yellow fever on Nov 6, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you work for a feudal lord?

Who is your king?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was clean!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist. He hates women.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Follow the money …

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea, I’m trying to get to the bottom of it. Having read through it, I do not see any reason why it would have been hidden.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

My bad, my browser is acting completely ridiculously crazy.

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by yellow fever on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Follow the Italian straw hat …

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

How bout this:

All women love a good hair pulling during strenuous physical activity.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially when there’s more than 1 trying to finish first.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I should be so lucky.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

To get your hair pulled?

by CaliforniaCMB on Nov 6, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I’m bald as a cue ball.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine you look like Randy Quaid

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I look exactly like my little avatar image over there -—————>

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

If only I could be that suave and Shakesperian.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

U S S EN TER PRISE

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

One day I’ll get around to inventing cue balls with hair on them, just to market to bald men who want to feel better about themselves.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Surely that would make them feel even worse: “Even this cue ball has more hair than I have! WAIL!”

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Spoken like a man who knows

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If I ever reach that point, I can tap into the strategic follicular reserves on my back to close the gap. In the meantime, I’ll continue to enjoy the fast cooling in the summer months.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

…yipes.

Flagged.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, she could play for the Ducks!

by CalBear81 on Nov 6, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

(note: he probably meant family members since he’s from chico. but dare to dream, i say)

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

But do we have evidence to suggest that his 50 family members won’t be the only ones at the game?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha so awesome out of context.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

With a certain generosity of spirit maybe.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Golf is a sport. There’s really no argument there.

Many people consider fishing a sport at a certain level.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Golf is a game of hand-eye coordination!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Golf is not a sport. Golf is a Calvinist test of endurance. If you’re enjoying a round of golf, you’re doing it wrong.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Mr. Twain’s explanation. Golf is a good walk ruined.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was a good walk “spoiled.”

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoist on my own somethingorother!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha My Father, the Irish Catholic

considers the word “Calvinist” to be the ugliest word in the English language. He always says it with a scowl on his face and his voice dripping with scorn.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 6, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Feel the ecumenical love – my paternal grandmother wouldn’t eat fish on a Friday because she didn’t want anyone to think that she might be Catholic. Tolerance FTW!

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad mostly grew up in Brooklyn back in the 50’s and he told me about each street there had a different ethnictity/nationality (Irish, Italian, Jewish, Puerto Rican, Black etc). So he always lived on the Irish streets. Then, his mother had some sort of economic reversal and they had to move to gasp the Puerto Rican street. Every day for the first week he got beat up by the local Puerto Rican gang until Sunday, when they saw him at church. “Hey man, you Catolic?” After that he was part of the crew and would go with them to go beat up the Jewish boys on the next street over.

Tolerance FTW!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Defending the one true faith, one block at a time. That’s how assimilation works, I think.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

MY MOM GREW UP ON THAT STREET!

Goddamn it. Does this mean we have to fight, McCoy-Hatfield style?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed.
Does this mean we have to fight, McCoy-Hatfield Jets-Sharks style?

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

your mom is a boy? WTF?

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 6, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but she grew up on that street!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve been taking fairly controversial stands lately.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

seems like it, doesn’t it? But they’re actually completely rational!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, this is what happens when I have consecutive days off from work.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Oregon
3. Yes.
4. Yes. Yes.
5. No. Yes. No. Yes.
6. SEC Winner versus Oregon.
7. Oregon v. Alabama.

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by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

Did you really think people would scroll up and down just to understand your answers?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. I don’t.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, i tried. i just don’t have the attention span for it.

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by Harsha on Nov 6, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about copy-pasting the questions but I too lack a decent attention span.

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by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

responding to the dbd questions....

I don’t care. the bcs system sucks. there are likely some fun games to be had, but since cal isn’t in the rosebowl or ncg, i don’t really care who is.

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by Rocksanddirt on Nov 6, 2009 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

yeah, outside of the Rose Bowl/Pac 10 winner, I just don’t care that much

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty much there, too.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always kind of though you were more over /there/ than right there, though.

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see how you’d think that. I’m usually over there except when I’m right there. But sometimes, I’m pretty much there, which can make it look like I’m there instead of over there.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you did, there.

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately form me, that would be “here.”

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I live in Central Mongolia.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Our tailgating thing is up. They used like 2% of what we wrote and now all the commenters hate us.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Commenters on large football boards hate everything that isn’t SEC, Texas, or Miami

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

now all the commenters hate us.

Which would matter if Yahoo commentors were sentient individuals as opposed to a virtual peanut gallery.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, if they had used more than 2% of what I put together then maybe we’d get a better response. Instead they focused, oddly, a lot on the video of the Golden Overtones, grabbed another video of the Men’s Octet singing the Cal Drinking song (which I ran across, but decided not to use for obvi reasons) and now we look like a campus of singing lunatics!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Meh, it’s over. Who cares? It’s not like the sky’s falling.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m incredibly thin skinned and hold grudges for long periods of time. That’s why I continue to harbor anger towards TedfordIsGod to this day.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s a good thing you have all that chest hair to make up for the thin skin?

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s one of the few things that salves my never ending wounds. They hurt so much, but praise be to Bak Bak I have that chest hair!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

But you do have a lot of facial handsomeness

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s one of the few things that salves my never ending wounds. They hurt so much, but praise be to Bak Bak I have that facial attractiveness!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he said handsomeness, not attractiveness…..you know the difference, as in “she’s a handsome woman”, its not quite the compliment that being an attractive woman would have.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

On the bright side, isn’t that better than looking like a campus of non-singing lunatics?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If they focus on Cal’s a cappella groups then yeah, readers are going to get the impression that Cal fans are a mite wimpy.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the most boring fucking “tailgating guide” I’ve ever seen.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I had put in some stuff about the marching band, I had put in some stuff about the Golden Bear drink that one of our readers wrote about yesterday. I even put in the story from Michael Silver about Mark Bingham tackling the tree. How did they take that one out???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly Yahoo hates America. And Michael Silver. Wait a minute…

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They mentioned the tree getting tackled. The problem is the column is really short, and so there’s no time for any detail.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

That clearly makes it lame. SEC SEC SEC

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

If I cared about what Yahoo commenters said, this would hurt me, but I’m laughing at this one.

“Wow…And I thought Stanford fans were lame.
I feel like if I were to go to Berkeley on a game day, it would be like walking into an episode of Gilmore Girls. And unless Lauren Graham is in the shower, that’s not a place you want to be.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing the commenter didn’t even read the column. Cal already has a reputation. Why mess with that viewpoint when you can just complain about how lame we supposedly are?

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, that was a lame article. a capella was seriously the best they could come up with?

by atomsareenough on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s better than letting YO contribute to the article. Then everyone would think all Cal students tailgate at the I-House because it’s closest to the stadium.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so mortified right now. They had to use THAT performance of the drinking song? This is a college football article, dammit!! If i read that article and I didn’t know Cal, I’d think Berkeley was a lame place too!

It’s not CGB’s fault, of course, the article is just VERY poorly written. And for the record, don’t lots of school have drinking songs? She made it sound like it was something that was unique to Berkeley.

And I apologize if I’ve offended anyone in the Octet. In general, I’m a fan, it’s just… this wasn’t the place to add that video.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cal drinking song is best performed by people who are actually really drunk.

Also, best listened by as well.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

^ This guy gets it.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If USC has a drinking song, I never heard it.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for awesomeness.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d, Rishi’s on a roll.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Yale has a drinking song. I heard it the summer after my senior year of highschool.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst. Tailgating Article. Ever

He writes that all the bars are far from the stadium then suggests going to Henry’s, which is like four blocks away from Memorial.

He also doesn’t mention the fact that there are indeed Berkeley tailgaters out there. I’m one of ’em!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually Holly Anderson of EDSBS

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a weird name for a guy.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Spencer Hall is the main dude at EDSBS. He wrote for Sporting News and contributes to SBN too

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually we wrote it, Holly sent it to the editor (Hinton?) and he turned it into this lifeless article.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well dub tee ef?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. He is normally a good writer.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so good an editor it seems.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We really shouldn’t assume that it was hinton. It might be some unnamed Yahoo! editor.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But we already named him!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How can someone have no name? What do his parents call him?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Artist Formerly Known As?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“Yahoo Editor, you better do your homework!”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Posted by Spazzy McGee Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:35 pm EST Report Abuse
This is terrible journalism.

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Oregon.

2. Iowa, because they beat Penn State.

3. Probably not Cincinnati or Iowa.

4. Over Notre Dame, yes they deserve it. Over an undefeated team, probably not. As far as what WILL happen, either way though, the Pac-10 will get screwed because it’s the Pac-10 and that’s what happens to us.

5. Do they both deserve it? No. Would they get it? Probably. I would sure hope that an 8-5 Clemson team wouldn’t get into the BCS.

6. Cincinnati and Iowa.

7. Probably, not necessarily because their loss was early, but because every single other game has been dominating.

by atomsareenough on Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

Actually, by rule, the ACC and Big 12 championship winners are invited to the BCS. The losers…it’s up to the bowls to decided whether to admit them as at-larges.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that isn’t 100% true. In the case where a non-AQ team is ranked in the top sixteen, outside the top twelve, but is ranked ahead of a conference winner, said conference winner’s spot can be taken by said non-AQ team.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The champions of the Atlantic Coast, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-10, and Southeastern conferences will have automatic berths in one of the participating bowls through the 2013 regular season.

The champions of the ACC, SEC and Big 12 are crowned in their championship games. If Clemson were to upset Ga Tech or K-State upset Texas, both get automatic BCS bids.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, let’s hope Clemson loses, then. I’ll root for K-State though, because fuck Texas.

by atomsareenough on Nov 6, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to re-read the section I’m talking about.

I remember reading the rules back in 2005 when TCU would have made a BCS bowl on grounds that they were ranked higher than FSU. Perhaps I misinterpreted it to mean they would take FSU’s place.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It could be possible that a 12-1 Texas team gets leapfrogged by all the unbeatens and is excluded. Which would be GLORIOUS.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I kinda have a soft spot for UT after visiting the awesome city of Austin, with their crazy Sixth Street bars and Flaming Doctor Peppers.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

UT might be cool, and Austin sounds like a great town… But the Longhorns can lick my balls.

by atomsareenough on Nov 6, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, yes, I still hate their football team.

Though Colt McCoy is kinda dreamy.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow, is that you?!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Friendships between QBs are formed in the unlikeliest of places.

Bradford and McCoy are buddies.

Shaun Hill’s best friend on the team is Alex Smith.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d love to be a fly on the wall of THAT slumber party!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They also wear double-breasted pajamas.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

In a pre-pubescent average white kid kinda way?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So glad he’s on my fantasy team. I just got excited. In a sportsfan kinda way.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how to feel about this.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought “Thor” would have a bigger budget.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Everything is bigger than it appears in Texas.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t that imply that things in Texas appear smaller than they actually are?

But I’ve thought all along that things really ARE bigger in Texas.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the diet

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Longshore/Ayoob had such a better picture!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t post it.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god ...

That reminds me of the promo the athletic department put out for their extra lame Hardy Nickerson for Heisman. The had this out-of-context in game shot of Hardy with some really bad photo manipulation adding giant monkeywrenches to his hands.

No lie. They tried pinning the nickname “The Hardware Man” on him as some sort of gimmick. It was so pathetic it was really funny.

God, I wish I had that picture.

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It's spelled J-etc

by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Suppose Boise State and Oregon were to finish as the 2nd or 3rd best teams in the country. Who would you send to the title game?
Oregon. Boise, in my eyes, is a 1-0 at worst, 3-0 at best. Playing a schedule filled with teams which are essentially worse than the stronger AA programs should not get you any favors.

3. If Cincinnati, Iowa, Boise or TCU finish the season undefeated, should they get passed over by a 1 loss Big 12/SEC/Pac-10 champion for the national title?
Yes for Cincy, Iowa, and TCU. Cincy and Iowa are obvious coming from AQ leagues. TCU has played a sufficiently strong OOC and plays in a fairly competitive MWC, going undefeated is worthy of laurels there. I also think Utah deserves the national title last year, or at the least a shot at the game.

4. Suppose the Pac-10 has two 10 win teams at the end of the season. Do they both deserve BCS bids over a 10 win Notre Dame team or an undefeated mid-major? More importantly, will they both get it?
USC will definitely get a bid over a mid-major, with ND I’d call it a toss up depending on the bowl and how well they think fans will travel; either way huge TV ratings. Oregon might get a BCS bowl if their reason for going 10-2 isn’t too bad. Arizona needs to get the Rose to be BCS bowling.

5. Let’s say there’s an upset in the Big 12 or ACC title games. Does a 9-4 Kansas State team and a 12-1 Texas team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it? Would an 8-5 Clemson team and a 11-2 Georgia Tech team both deserve BCS bids, and will they both get it?
Big-XII would probably get two bids in that cause, but not deservedly so. I don’t think the ACC will get two bowls. It’s my impression that college football fans in general don’t enjoy watching the ACC, bowl committees will be looking at their TV ratings.

6. If it comes down to TCU, Cincinnati, Iowa or Boise as the only undefeateds and everyone else had two losses, who would you put in the title game?
Boise is off without question. I think TCU and Cincinnati are the better teams, but you have to give credit to Iowa winning the BigTen undefeated, even if it’s in a nasty manner. TCU-Cincy, keep the monopoly alive.

7. Let’s say, like last year, every team in every big conference had one loss. Since Oregon had its loss earliest in the season, would you put them in the national title game?
I would without a doubt. At this point I think the pollsters would as well. Florida with a loss to Alabama is the only team I think would have a chance to stay ahead of the Ducks with one loss.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

You really think Pollsters would send a one-loss Florida who didn’t win their own conference to the game anyway?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

If it was a close game, yes. These have been the top 3 teams in the country for awhile, I’d be hardpressed to see pollsters divying away from that.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess. I thought pollsters learned their lesson from 2003 (though that game was obviously not close).

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Learn a lesson? Nah. I think it more likely that some pollsters would view 2003 as precedent to justify voting the way they want to vote.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait, you’re right. That was the problem with the computers, not the pollsters.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The pollsters have definitely exceeded the 4-hour window in which a hard-on for Florida is medically safe.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Woops, didn’t think that through. I was thinking it was a regular game. Yeah, no way.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

To be clear, the problem is less that Florida gets a loss to Alabama in the title as it is that Alabama would have to come in with one loss already.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And that loss cannot be to LSU.

Auburn is the perfect candidate for this scenario (rivalry game, new head coach, etc etc)

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nebraska, 2001.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Right and the aforementioned Oklahoma 2003.

But I thought lessons would have been learned since.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Since Twist, Avinash and co want me to start arguments on matters related to football rather than public policy, I present:
Quizz vs. Best.

Enjoy.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 11:52 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Question 1: I hate the rec star
Question 2: Where’s the Cal meetup post? Or are we done with that?

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

We’re all meeting at the stadium. I’ll be the guy with the Cal shirt on.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

but they won’t let me bring in the shotgun beers….

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok, Rishi would just flake out of that anyway.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, he’s the one that actually bothered to bring the coors light last time….

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That hurts, turkey. That hurts right here (points to liver).

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

How can your liver hurt if you didn’t bring any beer?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t bring any beer because I had already consumed all of it.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How were you planning on shotgunning then?!@

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s that fourth word?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer. That’s what it says.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Theyve put Flag where Rec used to be and I instinctively move to Flag and hit it now. So, I’ve flagged many of my favorite posts.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to do more meetups, but I don’t have the energy to organize one for every game.

I’m thinking a Rodan Sculpture Garden Big Game CGB Meetup might be fun, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

is there a Rodin Sculpture Garden in the Bay Area?

if so, why has no one told me about this

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

its on the furd campus

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

…oh.

This would explain why no one has told me about it.

F***it, I’ve been to the Rodin Museum in Philly, I’m not stepping on that hellhole of a campus unless I absolutely have to.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH!! FUCK STANFURD!!!

(it’s actually quite a nice exhibit. went there with girlfriends and they’ve got one of “Thinking Man” sculptures + gates of hell etc. I’m assuming the Cal instilled in all of us some apprecation of Culture other than a love for all things Cal football. It’s really quite fantastic.)

STANFURD SUCKS!! Mutha Fucka what?!?! Yeah step off TREEEE!!

by since1997 on Nov 6, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, that was really hot.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

::is drooling::

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How come when I say Fuck Stanford none of you get erections lasting longer than 4 hours?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for e-flirting

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by Rishi on Nov 7, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted to say that I am meeting up with some friends at Busby’s West for the game, not sure if any posters regularly go there

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I see a team that lacks speed.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s racist!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No, what YOU just said was racist!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys, guys, let’s not fight here. We can all be racist. You go first, BearStage.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no u

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Indian people hate Twist

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, how come they always want to their photo with me???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re going to need to see one of your 10^8 fb pics or else you’re really not an Indian <3 er

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by carp on Nov 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

an Indian <3 er

Are you a fifteen-year-old girl?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged. No personal attacks.

Also, carp, stop being a dick.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you being serious? I can’t tell.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, what did I do?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for carp: did you take my above comment seriously or personally?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lolwut

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd for being disgusting.

(PS, what did you think the movie “I <3 Huckabees” was about?!)

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Teabagging?

Actually, I was just looking at the combo the wrong direction.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It was clearly about Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

what does it say on their shirts, ASUC?

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

so the solution to the budget crisis to have the asuc fees go to sports?

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. Do you think they had any LaMichael’s or LeGarrette’s or BomQuisha’s on their team?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but it looks like they had a few Nevilles, Winstons, and Perceys

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’re all Weasleys.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

there are probably a few Stumps, Tugs, Bumps, and the like.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The 1800’s were better.

by CalBear81 on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy the book!!

Berkeley 1900: Life at the Turn of the Century

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

PERSONAL ATTACK!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just promoting CalBear81’s autobiography.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

hey oh!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

fail

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

All I see is a shitload of Longshores.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

USC football did more for integration than any Civil Rights amendment.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And did Tam Bam Cunningham get any Nobel love? He did not.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That might be because the prize should have gone to Sam Bam Cunningham.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tam Bam sounds like a Flinstones character.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

SC’s offense wasn’t exactly sophisticated in those days.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So does Sam Bam.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

good one.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this trying to explain how he always has different linemen protecting him, which is why he’s sacked so much?

I think I got it!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Its him sneaking into all of the pictures of the captains before every game. Him being extremely random about it.

by Shadwhand on Nov 6, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I don’t have it figured out :(

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope you’re joking here.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Listen, let’s just forget the whole thing happened.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron is photo bombing the pre-coin toss captains photos.

by danzig on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Rishi’s just stupid.

I blame the market.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate free markets?!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Listen, these markets are anything but free.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They cost a hefty fuckin fee.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you give me discretion. Then it’s just a flat fee.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is a market maker in:

Nothing.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s it. I’m shorting your stock.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE PRIOR TO THE SNAP

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Your portfolio has too much volatility.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS THE FIRST EVER OCCURANCE OF SOMEBODY WHO ISNT ME OR CALBANDGREAT USING THIS. ITS BLWOING UP!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Markets cost $1.05!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s doing it on purpose to improve his passer rating.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 6, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is frickn hilarious.

by danzig on Nov 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

wow so awesome

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wept.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to be by myself for a bit.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah, we don’t need to hear about interactions between you and your signifcant other.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah, we don’t need to hear about interactions between you and your signifcant other tiger.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re the one that writes erotic Calvin and Hobbes fan fiction?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I just do the illustrations.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re so unrealistic. I mean, how can a tiger bend into the position shown in issue 34?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a stuffed tiger – the only rigid part is the strap-on.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What about a tail?

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of tiger has a rigid tail?

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hobbes does when he’s around Suzie.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah, we don’t need to hear about interactions between New! Arby’s $5.01 combo you and your signifcant other tiger.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Why the one cent?!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

’Cause gravy aint free, bro.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know that Arby’s gravy was freedom.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not. Gravy only costs one cent.

Freedom costs $1.05.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe Freedom actually costs “a buck or five”

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll have to leave this to the mists of time.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

here

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Only historians can determine the answer to these questions.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

or Trey Parker…

But who am I to credit him… a HISTORIAN!

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

…or maybe you’re Trey Parker?

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I might

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No, random dudes in clubs singing songs they didn’t write are clearly the source of truth.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

TOTALLY RELIABLE SOURCE HERE

OH SNAP TEH INTARWUBZ VINDIKAYTZ ME

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I dunno, I still interpret that as being $1 or $5

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

well, in this particular instance, they’re using the ‘o’ in “buck o’ five” in the sense that you would use it in “five o’ clock”, not as a substitution for the word “or”.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Five o’clock is derived from “five of the clock”. That would make it “buck of the five”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d!

Still gonna stick to it…. makes more sense to be 1 or 5 dollars

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

>>sigh<<

I know that, HP. I wasn’t saying that it was exactly the same. I was saying that…

oh never mind. This is honestly a huge waste of everyone’s time.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

touche.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

A waste of everybody’s time? AND IN THE DBD?!??!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Freedom isn’t free, and neither is gravy. Therefore, gravy is freedom.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a flaw somewhere in that logic.

by CalBear81 on Nov 6, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect you’re right. But we’re closing in on Thanksgiving and the annual debate about whether I’ve passed the statute of limitations on putting gravy on turkey but not mashed potatoes, and I have to come up with some kind of non-sequitur to distract the in-laws while I shovel down the meal.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I remember this one: Socrates is a man. Men like gravy only on their turkey. Therefore Socrates likes gravy only on his turkey.

by CalBear81 on Nov 6, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for great imagery and the word hubbub

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But is there slaw in that logic? Because freedom and gravy with slaw is delicious.

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Gravy and slaw? That sounds unAmerican to me.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What about gravy and Slav?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the Slav in question.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Or did you mean would gravy and a Slav be unAmerican?

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Alas, I had to go to graduate school to learn how to make false equivalences. All I learned at USC was that when they say “24 hour drive through” at the local Taco Bell, they are perfectly willing to accommodate a “drunken stagger-through” as well.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm, roast beef

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m depressed now.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a certain Axe scent?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I smell so good, I’m turned on by myself.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

PS, his “kid” looks an awful lot like Suzie.

Hmmm….

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

SEQUEL! SEQUEL!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, future Calvin and Hobbes fanfics are coming aren’t they?

by Shadwhand on Nov 6, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully, not erotic fan fiction involving a threesome between Calvin, Suzie, and Hobbes.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That would seriously be the worst.

by Shadwhand on Nov 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By mentioning it, you just Rule 34’d it.

Thanks a lot.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to google Rule 34, but it seems like a good rule.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It might seem cool at first, but then you have to think about all the cute, cuddly, totally innocent things in life that can be Rule 34’d. Then it becomes awful and wrong.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but those things could be happening without being captured on video. People have been looking for variations on a theme as long as they’ve been getting funky.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong.

Rule 34 is for those things that most people(save the Japanese) would never, ever, in a million years, even think about considering sexual.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenn Beck?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

[vomits]

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

Well, it’s the weekend. I’ll put my thinking cap on and see what I can come up with.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Dennis Dixon’s ankles?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Snapped like two firm maidenheads on prom night.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for ruining my childhood

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

………..

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, i thought calvin and hobbes grew up to be Edward Norton and Tyler Durden?

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Man alive. I thought I had a lot of time on my hands, but the first panel proves I am not even remotely in contention.

by DC Trojan on Nov 7, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG that is the most beautifully heart-wrenching thing I have seen in quite quite some time.

I’m a little misty, not gonna lie…

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s designed to get you especially if you have kids.

But if you want heart-wrenching… http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/11/mental-health-break-5.html

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

where did this come from? I want to know! :-)

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s almost as hard as the last few panels of the final Opus strip

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I tried to flag you and ended up rec’ing you.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S UTTER TWADDLE! BOLLOCKS! WHICH GIT RUNS THIS CODGY NUTTERY?!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Flag-Recing this post!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag’d

Stay with us.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

BWNQ talks about ASU and OSU

Thoughts on defending the OSU offense:

Cal better be practicing how to defend the TE pass. OSU loves to go to their TE Halahuni, and he’s done some damage this year. Cal has proven they are vulnerable to the TE pass – Dickson, Ayles, Paulson all had big days against Cal. Cal just needs to be ready for these plays and not get caught flat footed. Halahuni is not as tall as Ayles or Paulson, so the jump balls they got burned on in those games won’t be as big of an issue.

Cal had better be practicing how to defend the bubble screen. OSU will run this all day. That is their offense: spread you out with bubble screens and fly sweeps, and then pound the rock with Rodgers inside. If Cal doesn’t jump all over this play, Riley will just keep running it.

Cal seems to have gotten better at lining up to cover this better, i.e. not leaving the inside receiver uncovered, and then getting after it quickly once the throw is away. That will have to continue, because unlike the past teams who have run it, OSU has the ability to turn that play into a back breaker.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

we’re doomed

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS:
STANFURD REVEALS NEW MASCOT, JUST IN TIME FOR BIG GAME VS. CALIFORNIA

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s almost as scary as Roboduck!

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by SoCal Oski on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That is Roboduck. The acid binge did not work out too well.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Monty chat is on now

http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/

I guess he was late. Screw you guys, I’m going home.

by danzig on Nov 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

IMPOSTER

Though, I actually submitted a near identical question.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

huh? None of mine hjave gone through.

by danzig on Nov 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

someone impostered BeastMode

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, just commenting on someone using my handle. Sort of a popular one though.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This question was asked already:

Should we be concerned about Jerome Randle’s performance last night?

FAIL FAIL FAIL

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question BeastMode! You got the Monty shout-out!

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough dinosaur-themed names.

BakBakasaurussaurus?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on man, this is the Coach, not Farudo or Okanes.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Monty’s got a great sense of humor tho.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Twist got a question through!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist has never actually asked a question in a Live Chat, so you can see how many people pose

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I have seen a lot of questions from Twist in these chats! You have no proof!

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by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist’s browser doesn’t work… He said so!

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only have I not been in this chat, I can’t remember the last time I was in a chat.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t Doug’s brother work for Monty?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, he’s an ass. coach

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there such a position for the Oregon cheerleading squad? Ass coach, that is.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been filled.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Many many times, I would imagine.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and hard

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Rule 34 must be invoked here, for the sake of the Republic.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god lol

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that as “yup, he’s an ass, coach”

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

really??

>>sigh<<

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see why it’s such a big deal!

do you… need a hug?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook, is that you?!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand any of this!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if you’d stop being prior to the snap!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S OUT OF CONTROL! WE’RE ALL PRIOR TO THE SNAP!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pro-hug! Anti-butt slap, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the many reasons you never played football.

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by BearStage on Nov 7, 2009 5:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s like reason 4,000.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

But still one.

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by BearStage on Nov 8, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, it looks like CGB is getting all kinds of questions in the chat!

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

Does anybody know what this question is referring to?

Coach, did you get a chance to check out Casey Jacobson’s write-up on a prominent sports site about his perspectives on you as a coach? That, at first, as at young player he focused on perhaps a bit too much the fact that you don’t necessarily go out of your way to smother your players with individual attention, BUT later he realized there were other merits to a basketball coach more important. Your thoughts?

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

it’s a good article acutally

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

but like a true furd d-bag, he called us ‘cal-berkley’

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

[Comment From Beast Mode: ]
Any chance that we’ll have a “midnight madness” or opening night practice event in the future? I have to admit that I was kinda jealous watching the other programs like UW on the first day of practice on ESPNU.
Friday November 6, 2009 2:39 Beast Mode
2:40

Mike Montgomery:
Short answer, no. If you can promise me 12,000 people in Haas, I will stay up late and we will have a Midnight Madness.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 6, 2009 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR CGB!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Set up a Facebook group with that quote. Then get 12,000 people to join it (probably 40,000, just to make sure)! Then EMAIL IT TO MONTY!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is actually an awesome idea.

LET’S DO IT!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Set it up and put it in a fanpost when you get home. We’ll do the rest.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, this post about setting up a fanpost would be a great post to set up a fanpost about.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m about to go get blastedly drunk. I do not think this is a great idea.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Or is it? BTC?

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too old to understand that anymore :(

On the plus side, $3 pints of beer right down the street!

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

$1.50 pints of microbrew > $3 pints or Coors Light

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally do not consider Pyramid to be Coors Light.

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by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t tell me you’re drinking their apricot ale or hefeweizen.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I did when I was in college. Is that a crime?

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by Rishi on Nov 7, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t either… but the Gold or Porter at Bears Lair beats anything

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not gonna disagree with you here.

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by Rishi on Nov 7, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Most interesting…how on earth do we get 12,000 people in Haas at midnight? THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a great topic for a fanpost

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

is this a meme now?

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s a meme that results in more fanposts and less work for me, so be it!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

whats a meme now?

“Sounds like a great topic for a fanpost”

or

“How on earth do we get 12,000 people in Haas at midnight?”

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going with option # 2

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good weather for hot alcoholic beverages.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Please suggest good ones (other than an Irish coffee).

I will give them a try.

7

by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Done.

I hope they’re $3 like lemon drops.

7

by Rishi on Nov 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hot buttered rum

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that the name of Twist’s first starring role?

Oh, no, you left off the ‘p’ at the end – never mind.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

-Hot chocolate w/ amaretto, although that barely qualifies as alcoholic.
-Mulled wine (heat red wine, add sugar, cinnamon, cloves, etc.)
-Hot toddy (heat whiskey/brandy, add sugar/honey, lemon, cinnamon, cloves, etc.)
-Hot buttered rum (you can figure it out…)

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hot chocolate with some jamesons is also excellent

by turkey on Nov 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot chocolate with any sweet liquor generally equals win… peppermint or cinnamon schnapps works wonders

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by oskisunbear on Nov 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone actually like mulled wine?

by sec119 on Nov 6, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not bad!

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my. High school memories.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Elementary school, for me.

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by BearStage on Nov 6, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Womb style for me.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 6, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. You gotta thank your mom for being so cool.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

-Mexican death dance, shot of tequila with a jalapeño chaser

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. We gotta do one of those sometime.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds… excellent.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I made it up, but I agree it sounds fun

by Kai on Nov 6, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad news on the farm

Stanford losses top LB to injury

The school announced Friday that Snyder is sidelined with a knee injury sustained in practice on Tuesday. Snyder leads the team with 61 tackles and has started 42 of 44 games in his career.

But here’s the weird part:

Fullback Owen Marecic is expected to take Snyder’s place in the lineup, playing both offense and defense.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

If he ends up making a game winning INT, we’ll never hear the end of it from Furdies.

“Our fullback is a better linebacker than your linebackers!”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard anything from any Furdy.

Do they even exist? I think not.

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a fun question. How many Furd fans have you met in your life?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

two.

my dad’s bff.

and the best woman at my wedding’s HS boyfriend. (he even did the ’furd band a couple years, nice guy though)

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by Rocksanddirt on Nov 6, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never met a ‘furd fan that’s a fan the way all the people around here are. The few I’ve met might watch a game from time to time, and be happy when the Cardinal win, but no die-hards.

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

In the sense that “fan” is short for “fanatic” I have met zero Furd fans.

by GBB4188 on Nov 6, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get how playing a fullback both ways is your best LB back-up. I get the sense that this guy is Stanfurd’s Mike Mohamed…but if we lost Mohamed we wouldn’t be throwing Holley out there. CRAZY!

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by norcalnick on Nov 6, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

idk, i’m guessing he probably won’t see as much time as a FB

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid question but...

… is St Pauli Girl Beer alcoholic? If so how long do I have to wait before driving… Keep in mind I’m not 21.

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

And before you make fun of me for my beer choice that was all that was there!

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait…you ordered a beer not knowing whether it was alcoholic or not?

Either way, one beer won’t impair your driving unless you’re a HUGE lightweight.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t order it. ’Twas free. And did I look like a lightweight to you? :p

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you ARE an EECS major…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha that doesn’t mean anything.

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat. I’ve been offered martinis in the lounge in Soda before. If had been done with my project, instead of in the middle of it, I would have accepted.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone actually made martinis in the EECS building? Are we talking real martinis here?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never seen it? Oh wait you’ve never been to Soda right?

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I got offered motinos in Dwinelle once.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It might not impair him, but if he’s not legal and he gets pulled over for something else, it’s still a DUI.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Would one beer even show up two hours later?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 6, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what it takes to register a .01, but I don’t think it’s that much. Two hours later though? You might be right.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 6, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been 2.5hrs already and I had water, some food and coffee already so I’m more than fine. Plus I actually got work done!

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So clearly the answer is, have a beer every 2 hours or so at work.

by DC Trojan on Nov 6, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is going to go on record, advising you to drive under the influence.

I always preferred walking while drinking in college. Driving drunk or under any intoxicants is a waste (and pretty dangerous).

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m at work. I need to drive to get home. I’m probably not leaving ‘till six anyway. I only drank one and that was at 4PM. It’s about 4:30 now.

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, keep in mind that any alcohol in your system is over the legal limit when you’re a youngin’… outside of that, I can’t advise. Have Twist come pick you up. And stop reading archie comics.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He lives in/near… Seattle…

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s too bad…

by ArbyOSU on Nov 6, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked on their website, and they have both non-alcoholic and reg. It says right on the advertising label; do you still have the bottle?

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by Thoroughbred on Nov 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well 2 hours should be fine. It was only one beer

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We have no idea what your tolerance level is. Doesn’t Microsoft have a shuttle?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah well. Pretty decent tolerance actually.

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. I’d say three hours. Traffic should be better.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You can always try and say that you were told it was non-alcoholic beer.

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignorance is not a defense

Amirite lawyers?

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

then rednecks are screwed

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by dballisloose on Nov 6, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, i.e., you can’t defend yourself by claiming that you didn’t know what you did was illegal.

But ignorance of the facts can, under some circumstances, be an excuse. For example, if you genuinely and reasonably had no idea that the substance you were ingesting could impair your ability to drive (for example, if you could prove that marijuana got into your system because somebody gave you brownies that you had no reason to believe had the stuff in them), then you might be able to win. I wouldn’t recommend trying it, however.

by CalBear81 on Nov 6, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Shofoww.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s also not a defense in marriage.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 7, 2009 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

There is not defense in marriage beyond sleeping in, feigning deafness, or rolling into an armadillo-like ball and hoping for the best.

by DC Trojan on Nov 7, 2009 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I just asked. It was a lager.

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Better get your bed ready in your office then.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 6, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

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by royrules22 on Nov 6, 2009 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

It was! Or at least it was okay verging on good. Basically it was just Clooney, Spacey, and Bridges goofing around for about 2 hours, but that works.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Nov 6, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea it was funny at sometimes and meh the othertimes. Good movie but a bit rough around the edges and somewhat wandering around

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by royrules22 on Nov 7, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure if a movie where backstory exists in a 1:1 ratio with story is really a workable concept.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 7, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

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