DBD 11.19.09: TwistNHook's Palo Alto Adventure
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Jim Harbaugh's office, Stanfurd.
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Harbaugh: We need to recruit more tight ends! I have must MORE TIGHT ENDS! The tighter the better! |
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Minion: Yes coach! I'll send our scouts out to the local high schools right away. |
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Harbaugh: And get me Pete Carroll on the phone. |
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Pete Carroll: What's your deal? What's your deal? |
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Harbaugh: What's YOUR deal? |
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Carroll: You're prior to the snap! |
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Harbaugh: YOU'RE prior to the snap! |
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Carroll: What the fuck do you want, Harbaugh? Did you call me to gloat? |
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Harbaugh: Nah, I need your help. I have no idea how to beat Cal. I talk a lot of shit but really, I'm worried. I know that Tedford is ten times the coach I am. And twenty times the man. |
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Carroll: Why the hell should I help you? You just publicly humiliated me. |
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Harbaugh: Yeah, but here's the thing. I beat the crap out of Oregon. I beat the crap out of you. The more teams I beat the crap out of, the less bad you look by comparison. |
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Carroll: Hmm...good point. Ok, here's the deal. I can't beat Cal fair and square, so I cheat. You know what juju is? |
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Harbaugh: Yeah. |
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Carroll: Ok, so here's how you upset Cal's juju. There's this guy named Royrules who posts on CGB... |
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Meanwhile, at the N. Hook residence...
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TwistNHook (staring into mirror): Oh ya, im looking good today. Look at that hair. That smile. That double-breasted suit! Wait, whats that? |
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(Ghost of Tedfordisgod appears in mirror)
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Tedfordisgod: TwistNHook! Can you hear me? I'm calling you from the netherworld. Also known as Texas. |
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TwistNHook: Oh hai, Tedfordisgod. How do you like my hair? |
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Tedfordisgod: Twist, I don't have time to talk about your hair. I've just found out about a plot to make Cal lose the Big Game! |
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TwistNHook: Hey, do you think I should rock the vest today? it matches the color of my eyes. oh ya! |
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Tedfordisgod: Twist, seriously, this is important. You don't want Stanford to beat us, do you? |
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TwistNHook: What are you talking about? Stanford sucks. |
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Tedfordisgod: Stanford is good this year. Didn't you see the Stanford-Oregon game? |
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TwistNHook: No...I was doing my hair. |
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Tedfordisgod: What about the Stanford-USC game? |
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TwistNHook: I was doing my nails. |
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Tedfordisgod: Dammit Twist! |
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TwistNHook: Oh, i see what this is about. somebodys bitter. well, guess what tedfordisgod, just because you dont look as good as me in a double-breasted suit is no need to be bitter. |
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Tedfordisgod: Listen Twist...noooo, I'm out of time! (disappears) |
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(Enter Ragnarok, followed by CBKWit)
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Ragnarok: Twist! We just got attacked by a bunch of hooligans from Stanford! They killed CBKWit! |
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CBKWit: What? No, I'm right here. |
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TwistNHook: Those bastards! |
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Ragnarok: We have to do something about the Stanford menace. |
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TwistNHook: Hmm, maybe Tedfordisgod was right. |
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Ragnarok: Right about what? |
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TwistNHook: I don't remember. Something to do with my hair. |
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(Enter CalBear81)
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TwistNHook: Who are you? |
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CalBear81: I'm the stereotypical |
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TwistNHook: Oh ya, they had fairy tales back in your day? |
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CalBear81: TwistNHook...dark forces are plotting against Cal. All will be lost unless you can stop Harbaugh! He is at Hoover Tower right now. |
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TwistNHook: Go to Hoover Tower and find Harbaugh, really? That's really the best you can come up with? |
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CalBear81: Hey, don't blame me, HolmoePhobe's the one writing this DBD. |
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TwistNHook: Good point. But Stanford is so far away! If i go to Palo Alto now ill miss Gossip Girl!!! |
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CalBear81: Listen, you young whippersnapper, when I was your age, we had to hitch the horse to the buggy to ride down to the Farm for the Big Game! Uphill both ways! In the snow! In a log cabin that we built with our own hands! |
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TwistNHook: Ok, ok, I'll do it. But only because it's necessary to advance this travesty of a plot. I will go consult Danzig on the best way to accomplish this mission. |
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(TwistNHook, Ragnarok and CBKWit climb up a hill towards the Lair of Danzig. As they get closer to the top, the sunlight disappears and mysterious shapes begin to move around them)
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TwistNHook: I see the entrance! |
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VOICE: WHO DARES TO DISTURB DANZIG WHILE HE MAKES "GOLDEN BEARS IN THE PROS" VIDEOS? |
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Ragnarok: Danzig, we bring votive offerings of signed Cal women's volleyball posters! Also, cookies. |
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(Sunlight returns, mysterious shapes are revealed to be puppies, Danzig pokes his head out the door.)
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Danzig: Oh hey, come on in. |
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Ragnarok: So apparently we have to go find Harbaugh at Hoover Tower. How might we best accomplish this? |
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Danzig: Is it just the two of you? |
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Ragnarok: Yeah. |
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CBKWit: Hey! Hello? Can anyone hear me? |
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Danzig: Well, you will need a larger group, because most of you will probably get drunk and forget your mission. I suggest you go to CGB Glade and get a group together. Also, don't trust Google... |
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(TwistNHook and Ragnarok go to CGB Glade)
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CalBandGreat: Hey! You're prior to the snap! |
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TwistNHook: No! youre prior to the snap! |
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CalBandGreat: No! YOU'RE prior to the snap! |
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TwistNHook: YOU'RE- |
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Ragnarok: SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
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CalBandGreat: Dude, what happened to CBKWit? I thought he was with you guys. |
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Ragnarok: He was killed by Stanfurd fans. |
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CBKWit: Hello? Hello? Dammit. I hate all of you. Especially HolmoePhobe. |
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TwistNHook: hey, were going on an epic mission! who wants in? |
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Ohio Bear: You have my scotch! |
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CALumbus Bear: And my...scotch! |
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HydroTech: You should take Rishi. |
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TwistNHook: ...what? even i think thats a dumb idea. |
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HydroTech: He has vast quantities of Axe body spray stockpiled. It's a well known fact that Stanfurd fans are completely lacking in person hygiene and the Axe will help repel them. |
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Rishi (holding a motino): Hey guys, like my suit? Hey, you think that girl's checking me out? I think she's checking me out! What should I say to her? I should totally use one of my lines on her! Right? Right? |
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Ragnarok: Should we take Yellow Fever? |
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TwistNHook: Dude, that guy posts even less than CBKWit. |
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Ragnarok: Alright...how do we get to Stanfurd? |
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TwistNHook: Hold on, let me look it up on Google Maps. |
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CALumbus Bear: Didn't Danzig say not to use Google? |
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TwistNHook: Dude it's toads fine whatevs. Ok, take a left here, that should be it. |
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Spazzy McGee: Wait...this is a bar. |
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(Maharg emerges from behind the bar)
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Ragnarok: It's a TARP! |
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Maharg: What's that third word? |
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Rishi: Run for your lives! |
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Maharg: I think the Giants did that last year. |
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TwistNHook: He's attacking us with memes! WE'RE ALL PRIOR TO THE SNAP! WE'RE DOOMED! |
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CALumbus Bear: I got this. (Busts out bottle) Hey Maharg, look! Scotch! |
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Maharg: Scotch? Scotch! Where?! |
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CALumbus Bear: Behind you! (throw scotch, runs) |
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TwistNHook: Lets ask this kid for directions. Hey kid, do you know where Stanfurd is? |
| Kid: I don't understand. Can you explain? | |
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TwistNHook: Rollonubears, is that you?! |
| Rollonubears: ...yes? (coughs) | |
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Ragnarok: Are you sick? |
| rollonubears: Yes, I think it's lupus. | |
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Spazzy McGee: It's definitely not lupus. |
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Rishi: Here, drink this motino, the alcohol will kill the germs. |
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Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat over there? |
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Rishi: Shit! |
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(Team CGB arrives at the Stanfurd campus)
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Pathetic Stanfurd wannabe equivalent of rally comm that I can't be bothered to look up the name of: Halt, who goes there? |
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Rishi: I got this one (walks over to Stanfurd fans). Hey guys, derivatives are very useful financial vehicles, don't you think? By the way, where did you get that awesome Burberry polo? Blah blah blah blah blah. |
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Ragnarok: Look out, it's Toby Gerhart! |
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Gerhart: Gerhart SMASH! Gerhart run outside zone! (knocks a motino out of Rishi's hand) |
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CALumbus Bear: Hey! Costs assessed! (Pulls out backup bottle of scotch) |
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Gerhart: OFF TACKLE! (Snatches bottle of scotch, drains it) |
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Ragnarok: He's unstoppable! |
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Spazzy McGee: Look! It's Bartholomew the Bear! |
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Bartholomew the Bear: WAAAAAAAAAUGH! |
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Gerhart: RAR! |
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Bartholomew the Bear: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA! |
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Gerhart: ...what? |
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Bartholomew the Bear: WAAAAAAAAAUGH! (Rips Gerhart's face off) |
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Harbaugh (on cell phone): Yes, and then I want you to post a fanpost titled "How Cal can still go to the Rose Bowl..." |
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TwistNHook: Stop! |
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Harbaugh: It's too late! You'll never stop me now! |
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TwistNHook: Carp, quick, use your NSFW pics! |
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Carp: (begins spewing NSFW pics everywhere) |
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Harbaugh: Ha! I am immune to NSFW pics! I only like tight ends! |
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TwistNHook: carp, quick, do you have any gay porn? |
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Carp: (wordless look of disgust) |
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Ragnarok: Twist, you have to honk him! |
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TwistNHook: no! ive retired the honk! i cant honk anymore! I CANT DO IT RAGNAROK! |
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Ragnarok: Dude, just honk him already. |
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TwistNHook: But- |
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Ragnarok: Imagine it's Mrs. TwistNHook! |
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TwistNHook: HONK! (honks the shit out of Harbaugh) |
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Harbaugh: WTF (falls off Hoover Tower, gets mauled by bear)
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(Everyone cheers. Rishi chugs motino. royrules tweets frantically. CALumbus Bear chugs scotch, fails to assess costs against gravity, falls over. 33SS keeps it real. CalBear81 mumbles something about how back in her day bears mauled people better.
Meanwhile, back in Berkeley, the California Golden Bears get ready to win the 2009 Big Game...) |
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I have to admit, I just skipped to the Bartholomew the Bear part. And still laughed at that photo. Rec’d.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 AM PST reply actions
Big Game STILL isn't sold out
If #14 Furd in their rivalry game won’t sell out, I don’t know what will. Buy tickets Cal fans!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:15 AM PST reply actions
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I do believe that this will be furd’s Thanksgiving break…if so we can turn that stadium into a 2nd Memorial
18 to Cheeseboard
why would we want to?
Seriously, that stadium is so poorly setup… the upper deck – lower deck, baseball setup is just trrrble.
by dingosean on Nov 25, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Good stuff
BTW is anyone else’s front page totally fucked?
Best aiming to return for the UDub game
Best said he is shooting for Dec. 5 against Washington for a return. He acknowledged it’s going to be a day-by-day thing and there really is now way of knowing right now if he’ll be ready by then, but that is his goal. Best said he has had two rehab sessions and the second one, which was tonight, showed a lot of progress from the first one. He says if that rate of improvement continues, then Washington is a possibility.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:26 AM PST reply actions
Best wasn't as scared as others about his own fall
Jahvid Best watched the replay twice. Unlike his mom, his friends and most fans, he was not really shaken seeing the way he soared through the air, got twisted in flight and crashed awkwardly to the turf.
Still, those replays made Best realize he could have been paralyzed on his frightening fall Nov. 7.
“That’s why I say I’m blessed,” he said. “Even the doctors said it should have been worse than it is. I’m just thankful. I thank God every day.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 AM PST up reply actions
Video interview thanks to TTA
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 4:38 AM PST up reply actions
Boheim talks about Syracuse-Cal
– On whether Cal’s 3-point shooting ability poses a problem or plays into the hands of a team that uses an aggressive zone defense: "Any team that shoots well gives you trouble. It never plays into your hands. They’re a very good offensive team. They’ve got veteran guys that have been able to score, that have proven they can play offense."
– His impressions of PG Jerome Randle: "He’s a tremendous player He can score, he can penetrate, he’s as good as anybody in the country. Their perimeter guys are tremendous — they can really shoot the ball and they can get by you."
– On starting freshman Brandon Riche at point guard: "It’s a matter of feeling comfortable. Physically, he’s certainly strong enough to play as a freshman. Having veteran guys around you really helps you, which Brandon does have."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:40 AM PST reply actions
Harbaugh to Michigan speculation starting to gain fire
Mike Wilbon of PTI mentioned it yesterday, now a radio interview; of course Harbaugh denies it all.
Host Bruce Murray: "You are a hot prospect now in college football. You are going to be sought after. Do you have outs to go to other jobs should they present themselves in your contract?"
Jim Harbaugh: "Well, I love Stanford and I love the football players here and the coaches here. I’m not going to specifically discuss my contract but I hope to have the honor of coaching here, Bruce, for a very long time."
Murray: "But you’ve heard the rumors and I’m not saying that you would entertain it. You know if something doesn’t work out with Rich Rodriguez at Michigan, as an alum you’re going to be called by them … "
Harbaugh: "Let me just stop you right there, Bruce. This is big game week. This is Cal week, and as you would understand, all my focus and our focus has to be on that. So if we’re going to keep going into this I’ve got other things that are more pressing. … This week is just one of those weeks where the focus really has to be on the game we’ve got coming up."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 AM PST reply actions
Ratto believes the Notre Dame-Furd game is an audition for Harbaugh for the Irish coaching job
And seems to…uh…appreciate him a lot.
Besides, nobody does the not-a-candidate-candidate thing quite like Harbaugh. He’s as subtle as a bag of padlocks to the groin in everything he does, most notably of late the two-point conversion try against USC in an attempt to widen a four-touchdown lead with six minutes to play last weekend. It was such a trouser-dropping that Harbaugh’s explanation (“We were running well, and we just wanted to punch it in there”) has been interpreted widely and correctly and accurately as “I wanted to jam a golf umbrella in Pete Carroll’s nose and open it three or four times, just because I could. What of it?”
Harbaugh’s is that combination of attitude and unexpected success that causes potential job posters to drool. Classic good looks with a smile that says, “I’m about to deny what you just saw me do and I’m going to make you take my side.” He has snapped the once-comatose Stanford program back into regular sinus rhythm. He makes alums think, “That’s what we need around here.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 AM PST reply actions
For the Win!
He’s as subtle as a bag of padlocks to the groin in everything he does
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
What kind of a pro do you think Toby Gerhart could be?
The N.F.L. potential of Gerhart, who ranks second in touchdowns and third in rushing yards in the Football Bowl Subdivision, has shot up the way 14th-ranked Stanford has in the polls. But his presence in the April draft is not a foregone conclusion. The 6-foot-1, 235-pound Gerhart is also a professional baseball prospect. A three-year starter for the Cardinal, he is an outfielder known for his defense and speed on the bases.
After the bowl season, Gerhart will decide whether he will train for the N.F.L. scouting combine or plow right into his senior season of baseball. Gerhart has juggled both sports in high school and college because he could never settle on one.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 AM PST reply actions
Harbaugh the hottest coach in all of football?
Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh warned Monday against the “ills of hubris”
Which was pretty amusing, considering he spent his weekend as the poster child for hubris (noun, Greek origin, definition: excessive self confidence, arrogance).
Harbaugh’s Stanford team has transformed from the wimpy Clark Kent of a few years ago to Superman — beating Oregon one week and vivisecting USC the next.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 AM PST reply actions
How much of a blue collar guy is Jim Harbaugh?
He values hard work apparently.
Harbaugh: "I just always felt if you work hard, great things will happen. It’s part of my upbringing. I respect a job well done. I like to watch a guy direct traffic for an hour. I’ve done it. He was doing a really good job at that."
Q: "You watched a guy direct traffic for an hour?"
Harbaugh: "I did."
Q: "Where?"
Harbaugh: "San Diego."
Q: "You just happened to see a guy directing traffic and you said, ‘That’s really neat. I’d like to watch him.’"
Harbaugh: "He was really good at it — with the hands, with the whistle, the way he was controlling the flow of the traffic. That’s the kind of stuff I like. I like watching people do something really well to the best of their God-given ability."
You learn certain Harbaugh nuggets from this vignette. He likes to watch someone direct traffic. He appreciates technique. He appreciates hard work. He appreciates regular people. And if you hang around him, say, 10 minutes, you’ll hear him use his favorite phrase — "blue-collar." Harbaugh uses it even though it’s a cliché and he works at the least blue-collar university in the known world.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 AM PST reply actions
Flag'd!
Waaay too many Jimbo stories this morning.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that my great-grandfather – who used to set up workers’ co-ops in mill towns in central Scotland to break the monopolies of the companies in taking pay right back from their workers – would take the bag of padlocks to Harbaugh for describing himself as blue-collar… It’s such a dumb fucking meme I can barely stand it.
Damn, Gerhart's smart
The standard course load at Stanford is 15 credits. This quarter, Gerhart is taking 21. Then he’ll be three courses from his degree in management sciences and engineering. He’s taking investment science, integral calculus, introduction to optimization (engineering), prehistoric archaeology and high-technology entrepreneurship.
He’d like to go to a four-year graduate program that would give him both an MBA and a law degree, depending on how pro football works out.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 AM PST reply actions
How can you be any kind of engineering major and be taking integral calculus as a senior?
That… that makes no sense to me. Is this some sort of ’Furd weird fake engineering major, or whar?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
sounds like some kind of fake business thing.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
high-technology entrepreneurship.
Yeah, that sounds like a really academic class. Reminds me of my buddies at Haas who used to take classes with names like “organizational behaviour”.
dboneisloose
Actually, the organizational behavior (spell it properly at least) class was pretty solid. We did a consulting project in lieu of a term paper, for a local non profit organization. It was pretty cool because they used that to build a charter and expand their services.
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe I’m a little biased because my Haas friends were all slackers who never seemed to do any work. I mean, I was a poli sci major, so I guess I’m just a raging hypocrite.
PS: The Queen spells it “behaviour”.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
You should really assimilate……you and Rishi
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe so... but he ain't no Joe Igber!
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Chronicle Live will be at Palo Alto on Friday
Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, will hit the road Friday for a special edition of “Chronicle Live” on Friday at Stanford at 5 p.m. The show will break down Saturday’s 112th Big Game and will feature former Stanford and Cal players, broadcasters and alumni on the program.
The public is invited to watch a taping of the live show, which will take place at the football practice facility.
The guest list includes former Stanford football All-American Darrin Nelson, former voice of Stanford football Bob Murphy, former Stanford lineman and current Stanford radio broadcaster Mike McLaughlin, former Cal player and head coach Joe Kapp, and former Cal quarterback Steve Levy.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 AM PST reply actions
HOLY SHIT! STEVE LEVY!?!??!?!??!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
AND he’ll hit you square in the head, unlike certain other Cal QB’s.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
Justin Vedder?
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Sure. I was thinking Ayoob, but Ayoob jokes are sooo 2005. Plus, I’ve got nothing against the guy, so why bring his name into it. Although I just did. Dang.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
The people’s quarterback returns!
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Football Outsiders breaks down Cal's inconsistency
Unfortunately I can’t read it all because it’s Insider content. LAME.
The Big Game looms this weekend for Stanford and California, but thanks in part to California’s seemingly inconsistent play, it has been hard to get a read for who has an advantage. Jeff Tedford’s Golden Bears have proved they are a capable team by beating No. 17 Arizona without Jahvid Best and scoring 94 combined points against UCLA and Washington State. But they also scored a combined six points against Oregon and USC.
Cal has built a reputation for up-and-down play, but in terms of week-to-week performance, have they really been any less consistent than anybody else? Not really. In fact, they aren’t even in the top 5 most inconsistent teams. Let us explain.
And that’s where it ends. Again, LAME.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:08 AM PST reply actions
ME
Actually, there isn’t anything more there on Cal. It just lists the top 5 most inconsistent teams (Boston College, Florida, Kansas State, Oregon, Virginia Tech) and then the top 5 most consistent teams (Connecticut, Vanderbilt, Northwestern, Washington, Florida State). No more mentions of Cal. Though I suppose the major takeaway is that it’s much easier to be consistently bad.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
Andrew Luck, Heisman candidate?
QUARTERBACKS
1. Andrew Luck, Stanford FR
Must admit I was sleeping on this redshirt freshman until the Cardinal’s whompin’ of Oregon. Then I made a point to see him against Southern California’s battered resistance. And look, I know USC is a shell of its ’08 defense. But Jim Plunkett and John Elway will be proud of this kid. He is one impressive specimen.
After stumbling against Oregon State, he’s had one great game after another. Without being reckless, Luck zips passes between the seams and picks his spots nicely. Only three picks all year in 238 attempts. Can really zing the 14-yard square-out, has a quick, fluid release and hits the long ball, witness his whopping 9.3 yards per attempt even with an ordinary .580 completion rate.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 AM PST reply actions
If he keeps playing like he did against Oregon… He’ll be one of the best college quarterbacks in years.
I hate that guy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"
Stanford’s campus, not their football stadium.
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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Your Bleacher Report post of the day...
This is why Gerhart won’t win the Heisman:
To the voters, Gerhart is, if I can venture the term, a “system runner.” A trumped-up fullback in a power-running game who’s shown uncommon speed and balance, but is nowhere near the “other” running backs in terms of skill because of his race.
This will be what prevents him from winning the Heisman.
Now, I am certainly not saying the Heisman is biased against white people. That’d be a tough argument to make, given that only two black players have won this decade.
But Gerhart is still the victim of a subtle, persistent racism against white running backs—and against blacks in the quarterback position, for what it’s worth. And though this subtle racism can be supported by NFL combines and Wonderlic tests, it harms those small few who are the exception.
Donovan McNabb is probably one of the greatest players this decade, and certainly one of the most exciting to watch, lack of Super Bowl rings aside. But in those games, or stretches of games, where he’s struggled, it is his intelligence, not his ability, that is routinely questioned.
We can fire the Rush Limbaughs of the sports announcing world all we want. (Although, is Keith Olbermann really a better choice?) The belief that McNabb, Jason Campbell, or Vince Young cannot succeed because they’re not naturally bright will persist each time they face difficulty in games.
On the other side of the coin is Gerhart. Heisman voters will be quick to point out his 82 yards against Wake Forest in Stanford’s 24-17 loss in Week Two, or his 96 yards in the Cardinal’s 38-28 loss to Oregon State.
If Gerhart was the Great White Hope, why didn’t his natural ability help him rise above those struggles?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 AM PST reply actions
Why Gerhart REALLY won't win the Heisman.
The funniest thing about this outlandish claim is that the author’s already listed the most pertinent reasons Gerhart won’t win the Heisman in the article.
Gerhart’s style of running is not fancy.
His runs will not make you go, “Oh, damn!” in that way Reggie Bush’s or Jahvid Best’s can.
That his running style is of particularly low “intelligence” and appears to demand less “skill” certainly doesn’t help matters.
Yeah, those things don’t help you make SportsCenter. The Heisman is a popularity contest. You wanna be popular, you gotta wow ‘em with crazy moves and insane speed. You don’t do that – no SportsCenter. You don’t make SportsCenter, you don’t get any hype. No hype, no Heisman.
Nor does it help that he plays for Stanford, a historical bottom-dweller in the Pac-10 that only recently began flirting with a winning record, on the wrong coast.
West Coast? Check. Historically shitty program? Check. No Heisman love? Check. We all know what East Coast bias and late game times do to Pac-10 schools not named USC. You wanna feel bad for Toby? Ask JJ Arrington and his 2000+ rushing yards how he felt.
Heisman voters will be quick to point out his 82 yards against Wake Forest in Stanford’s 24-17 loss in Week Two, or his 96 yards in the Cardinal’s 38-28 loss to Oregon State.
Yeah…that’s what Heisman voters do. If you don’t perform week in and week out, they ding you for it(unless you’re one of the media darlings). Same thing happened to Jahvid – they claimed he “disappeared” versus USC and Oregon. Suddenly, no one was talking about his Heisman candidacy anymore.
[…]respect for this program and this player was never there to begin with.
Now here’s the big one right here. No preseason hype. No Heisman watch lists. Not on the radar when the season began. He had to run roughshod over the hottest team in the country just to get a sniff of the spotlight. The reason that Gerhart won’t win the Heisman is the same reason that Stanfurd was never in national title contention – no one cared who the hell you were before the season started. You can run for all the yards and touchdowns you want – if you do it in anonimity, it won’t matter to the Heisman voters.
So it appears that Mr. Bleacher Report has unwittingly given us all the ammo necessary to shoot his silly little ‘race’ theory full of holes – and for that, we thank him.
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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 6:05 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
That’s racist!
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Pics of you in a suit or you work in a call center in Mumbai
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
fb?
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
pics of you in a suit answer phones or you’re really just a chai walla
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
How about motino wallah?
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
As an addendum, I present Brandon Hancock
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Monty and the Cal hoops team arrived Tuesday night in NYC
Now they try and adjust to the lights under Madison Square Garden. Also a Jeff Goodman podcast discussing Syracuse’s famous 2-3 zone.
It’s a been-there-done-that situation for Montgomery, but not for most of his players. Indeed, the anticipation of competing at the historic facility has put his team in a different mood.
“The practice was very spirited,” Montgomery said at Monday’s press conference. “(The players) are excited about it-as they should be. It’s an interesting place, and it’s a fun place to go.”
Christopher was at Madison Square Garden for the NBA Draft in 2007, when his friend Kevin Durant was taken as the second pick overall, but the swingman has never played there. And instead of trying to overcome the jitters, he thinks Cal (2-0) can use the added excitement to its advantage.
“We kinda want to be a little more amped up for the game instead of calm,” Christopher said. “We need to be fired up.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:25 AM PST reply actions
agreed
thoroughly enjoyed that. loved how “Rishi” distracted the Furds with derivatives and burberry. HOT. If he used that on me me at a bar, hell I’d buy HIM a drink.
XO! HEY GUYZ IM A GIRL.
by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec;d
’cept there are no wimmins on teh innernetz
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
hay naow.....let's keep it sfw.....
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I used to be better at getting girls to buy me drinks :(
I’m getting old and my game is going down :(
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God, you confidence is so manly
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
really?
i’ve been married for over 15 years, and have had women i don’t know buy me a drink numerous times.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
The ring is magical.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
quite possibly.
i have not done any controled experiements to evaluate that theory though.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
the empirical evidence you need
it’s all over the Webz
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
yeah....
I don’t trust innernets research to much….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Strewth… the ring has a magical effect on women, dunno why. I wish I had known before I got hitched, I could have used it as a douchey ploy to score.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
we belive you, Frodo.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
that’s crazy. neither i nor any of my GFs would do that. AND A RING TOO. jebus. you must be INCREDIBLY HOT.
well okay… mazel tov.
You’re assuming Rishi (hot) >> Girl-Buyers(norm), but I would like to postulate Rishi(norm) >> Girl-Buyers(desperate).
The ratio between them may be the same, but relative to the population…
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
she was responding to Rocksanddirt though… he’s obviously a 9 or 10
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
I agree. Only desperate women would buy drinks for Rishi.
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Not that I should question you, given how intimately familiar you are with desperate women, but how would you know?
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As a desperate woman myself I want to buy you a drink tomorrow at Royal.
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You going to the after-party? I’m not going to Royal, but maybe the after-party.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
slow responder. i work for a living.
honestly? a girl, you JUST MET, has bought you a drink in the past? like in a pick-up kind of way? Not like when a chick says, I GOT SHOTS! WHO’S IN?
Fast responder — I have male ADD and do pitchbooks on one monitor and CGB on another.
And, yes, a girl I just met has bought me, Rishi, a drink. It’s happened on quite a few occasions. Like I said, acting shy and innocent (once upon a time it wasn’t an act) works sometimes.
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But was it Latika?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
pitchbooks…ahh… sounds like my life 5 years ago. now i got my own bitches doin that for me. perks of being old.
well okay.. mazel tov.
I need to figure out a way to convince a girl to buy me a drink not because I want to a)drink alcohol or b)cheat on my wife, but just because I need to take my mooching to the next level. I’m so remarkably good at mooching, but this is uncharted territory, yknow?
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You want women who are not your wife to buy you drinks you have no interest in or intention of drinking? Does your vanity know no bounds?!?!?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
No. I’m currently part of Arrogance Without Borders.
We’re the best Without Borders group around!
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This. Telling someone you don’t drink is the surest way of getting them to buy you a drink.
Why? Because 90-95% of people not only ignore the personal boundaries of others, but also feel compelled to make those others do whatever it is they don’t want to do. Heaven forbid we just take someone at their word once in a while.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
To be fair, that’s how my friends get free drinks out of me — just say they don’t feel like drinking. etc. (but they’re my friends, so peer pressure is awesome!)
But, yes, it works.
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For god’s sake, Twist, if you’re that desperate, drive up to Sacramento and I’ll buy you a damn drink. And don’t you dare tell me that I don’t qualify as a “girl,” or you’re a dead man.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
I am desperate enough to want you to buy me a drink, but NOT desperate enoug to set foot in Sacto.
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I am desperate enough to want you to buy me a drink
With diplomatic skills like that, I foresee a lifetime of you driving to courthouses to pick up boxes.
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.
by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This will be exactly like Driving Ms. Daisy!
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Farudo and Monty agree: Randle is the key to beating Syracuse
Boeheim is such a guru of the zone alignment he sells a DVD called “Jim Boeheim’s Complete Guide to the 2-3 Zone Defense.” Price tag: $39.99. Probably worth the price, considering it includes a segment on how to take advantage of any zone defense.
The man responsible for triggering Cal’s attack is point guard Jerome Randle, who is generously listed at 5-10, but has great quickness and deep shooting range.
“There’s always a way to beat a zone,” Randle said. “You need ball movement and penetration. What we have to do is not get trigger happy. We have to be smart, pass the ball, get our big men involved, take great shots.”
Montgomery agreed that Randle’s decision-making will be a key. “They’re going to get to him a little quicker than he’s used to,” Montgomery said. “He’s going to have to pick and choose his moments. But Jerome’s our guy.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 AM PST reply actions
Boeheim happy with his team's recent performance on defense
The Orange beat Robert Morris 100-60, and looked like an unstoppable force—quite the opposite from the Le Moyne game, which some of the SU players are still bitter about. "A loss like that leaves a bad taste in your mouth," said Jardine, who finished with six points and nine assists, after the Robert Morris game. "I don’t know about the other guys, but if everybody felt the way I felt, they wouldn’t want to feel that way again."
While returning senior shooting guard Andy Rautins has reclaimed his role in the offense, freshman point guard Triche brings a new dimension to the team. Triche might not be faster than Flynn, but he’s stronger and drives to the hoop with the same reckless abandon as Jonny. And at 6-feet-4, he stands about a half-foot taller than his predecessor, and that elongated whirling wingspan makes it that much more visually obstructive for the opponent he’s guarding to find an open teammate or shot. And he knows that ability and focus can take his team a long way.
"It was the {28} turnovers and the way we played defense," said Triche of why he thought the Orange cruised to victory. "We’re playing better defense than we ever did last year {as a first-year player this year, Triche must have been carefully studying last year’s team to make that statement, or has over-indulged playing EA Sports’ NCAA Basketball ’09 on X-Box} and getting our hands on a lot of basketballs and rebounding better, and that’s the key to our season."
The Orange’s smothering defense and constant double-teaming caused many bad shots and turnovers, which ultimately led to 25 easy fast break points. But the rotation in and out of the zone was a thing of beauty.
"We’ve been really active and trapping the ball more than we have in the past," said Boeheim. "We are a little bigger so the traps are more effective. I thought the other night {against Albany on Nov. 9} we had a tremendous defensive game but we really struggled on offense. Tonight, we had a really good defensive game but played really well offensively."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:30 AM PST reply actions
UC fee hikes on their way?
As hundreds of students rushed the building today where UC Regents were meeting – throwing wet red bandannas meant to look like blood – the regents’ finance committee voted to recommend a 32 percent student fee increase, setting off planned protests at several UC campuses.
The vote all but ensured that the full governing board on Thursday will raise the annual price of a UC education to $10,302 for next fall.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 AM PST reply actions
Would love to see them drug test people on welfare, unemployment, and food stamps. No passy, no laundry.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
If you get money from the state, you take and pass your piss test with flying colors with no funny business. Positive test and/or refusal = no state funds.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
So people on drugs don’t need help? Don’t have families to feed?
Also, if we’re drug testing people who use state funds, why not drug test every student in the UC system?
I’m just not a fan of picking on those who have the least, while not sharing that scrutiny with the rest of us.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
1) Sure they need help – drug testing gives them an out to say no to crack, thereby allowing them to feed their families. Several groups of people get drug tested (cops, nurses, teachers, firefighters, crane operators unless you work for Reliable Crane & Rigging, etc) so why shouldn’t the people living off working taxpayers?
2) Wouldn’t be the end of the world, though I don’t think we’re there yet. Certainly, if state- or federally-funded students have issues with drugs, they could then have a mandatory program that is activated.
3) I’m not of fan of watching my paycheck decrease so others can score smack. I, too, think programs like welfare, unemployment, WIC, etc are good things but are frequently abused.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yes carp, welfare is just a way for the government to subsidize drug use. The Republican Party is over there, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
I thought you starved the babies so you could drink their blood for sustanence.
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I'm hungry
Bacon cheeseburger = WIN
You hear that Rishi. Slaughtered cow and pig!
In other words, Go Bears!
c’mon buddy, even you have to admit it’s abused.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You know Rishi, you come up with the same pathetic straw men over and over, and then complain that I don’t take your political opinions seriously…
Good thing you never do that!
Yes carp, welfare is just a way for the government to subsidize drug use. The Republican Party is over there, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
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No, don’t explain.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll happily have my tax dollars go to help starving kids so long as food gets put in their bellies and not going in mom’s crack pipe.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
woah woah woah!
When did drug test = demonizing?
A lot of working middle and even upper class people give drug tests which promotes a safe working environment.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
- Food stamps can’t be used to buy drugs. Take away food stamps, we take food out of their children’s mouths.
- Drug addicts aren’t the reason there’s so much unemployment fraud. There are tons of other larger factors.
- Welfare does a lot of good for a lot of people. But you’re right, welfare is also abused. Maybe people are lazy. Maybe they just don’t give a fuck and love livin’ off the gov’t teat. Are there some drug addicts on welfare? Sure, but that’s not the main drag.
and honestly? This is an example of a huge problem (SFW). Ol’ Dirty Bastard (of the Wu-Tang Clan) drives to the welfare office IN A LIMO to go pick up food stamps. And he gets them!! How the hell is he still in the system?? There’s your wasted money – the government not keeping tabs on its records.
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To be fair, Ol’ Dirty is now dead.
He obviously needed them.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, there are definitely problems with the system, which is somewhat to be expected. And welfare fraud should be curbed wherever possible. But the idea that welfare/all social services is just handouts for lazy people is absurd.
I’m not saying that!
Drug testing will prevent a lot of fraud, as well as better record keeping by the state (as BearStage suggested).
I don’t understand how passing a piss test prior to getting unemployment or welfare checks is unreasonable.
Also, if this money was getting spent wisely, perhaps there would be less of a demand for free lunches at school, etc.
For those that think this isn’t relevant to UC, you’re wrong. This is a major problem at it’s affecting our state funds.
I’m saving illegal immigrants for another day.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Food stamps can’t be used to buy drugs. Take away food stamps, we take food out of their children’s mouths.
Except food stamps can be used late night at 7-11, which is when drug users buy munchie food, thus encouraging the use of dangerous gateway drugs like marijuana. If you take those food stamps away and they have to deal with unsatisfied munchies, they’ll stop using drugs!
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I predict a serious post by HolmoePhobe
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
ITT Carp completely misunderstands the purpose of state assistance.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I disagree. I think I completely understand the purpose of state assistance. In fact, I’m happy we have such programs. What I’m unhappy about is the large (ok…SIGNIFCANT) portion of people who completely fucking abuse it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I take my cues on the subject from The Corner by David Simon and Ed Burns: welfare exists in large part as a bribe to drug users to mitigate the damage they do. Cut off the flow of money into the inner city, watch the crime rates rise in the suburbs.
Require people to piss clean in order to get their welfare money and you get something like three results: 1.) a few users hit bottom and at least try to quit (which is of course no guarantee that they will, addiction being what it is), 2.) the street price for clean urine goes through the roof, and 3.) all the money the government saves in welfare disbursement gets taken out of society’s ass in the form of more violent and property crime.
It sucks, but what am I going to do? (I’m a happy fatalist, so nothing.) In any case, read The Corner, it’s probably the best nonfiction volume I’ve ever read.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Honestly the best way to fix all these problems is to address the social issues that lead to so many of the problems in the ‘inner cities’ – but that’s a long-term solution that no one ever really thinks about. People aren’t born criminals or drug addicts. Quality of life in the inner cities is a big concern that needs to be addressed. Not in terms of creature comforts, but in terms of the lives being lived. Why do so many end up in jail? Why do so many families fall apart? What is happening in people’s formative years that makes them think that crime is an appropriate place to turn? Why do people still feel like (and are treated like) second-class citizens in the America of 2009?
There are a lot of deep, deep social issues that have gone unaddressed for generations – but no one high enough on the totem pole seems to see their importance. Solving these problems long-term, sadly, will take a lot more than drug tests and better record-keeping.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Rally on Sproul--three day strike underway
More than 1,000 union members, students, professors and other supporters assembled at a noon rally in front of Sproul Hall Wednesday to kick off three days of action decrying a vote on a student fee increase by the UC Board of Regents.
The day’s activities also included picket lines around campus, a march and the occupation of a campus building. According to UCPD Sgt. Andrew Tucker, officers arrested one person who possessed a knife and whose “activity rose to the level of inciting violence.”
Wednesday’s rally coincided with a two-day worker strike by the local chapters of the University Professional and Technical Employees and Coalition of University Employees unions.
At about 1:30 p.m., the rally transitioned into a march around Berkeley, eventually settling at California Hall where nearly 400 people linked arms around the administrative building.
Later on in the evening 37 people-18 of which were UC students-occupied the architecture and engineering building while police waited outside. The occupants emerged from the building after giving their names to the police, who said they would be discussing the possibility of criminal charges.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 AM PST reply actions
It’s not a strike if you announce ahead of time that it’s only going to last for 3 days.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Kristen Kathan and her athletic trainer
Two women-one young and full of aches, the other older and full of cures-are the only people in sight. The young woman climbs up onto the training table and starts talking about her day. The older readies treatments and listens.
They’ll be here for an hour. Maybe more. They’ll be here again in the afternoon and start over the next day, because the wear and tear on a volleyball libero is enough to keep a normal person bedridden. But senior Kristen Kathan can’t spend her mornings in bed. There’s no time, not with the Pac-10 crown still up for grabs with three matches left in the regular season. So she gets up early to buy coffee on her way to the training room, where she can soothe her sore muscles and tired legs.
She’s lucky. Some people hate going to the training room. A trip there is just another reminder of all the aches and pains they have.
For Kathan, it’s a chance to see her best friend.
Kathan, and just about everyone else, calls her Smitty.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
I think I should switch careers and become a physical therapist and trainer for a college women’s volleyball team.
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
I don't understand
Why wouldn’t you read anything after the pic….
oh, I see what you mean there.
Praise be to Tedford!
I’m going to start dreaming about volleyball instead of football.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
This is terrible volleyball porn
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
What's your Thanksgiving recipe looking like?
One quintessential side is mashed potatoes. Just thinking of the buttery, fluffy potatoes makes my mouth water and my hand reach for gravy. But after the second and then third helping, I end up feeling uncomfortably full.
My solution is to swap out the potatoes for mashed sweet potatoes. Contrary to popular belief, sweet potatoes are not related to yams. Yams are monocots (for all you botany nerds). They are larger and fatter in appearance, compared to slender, stringier sweet potatoes. Yams contain a lot of natural sugars, so using them for a savory side is not a good idea.
Sweet potatoes are the best alternative. Packed with vitamin A and fiber, they are healthy and provide a bright orange flare to the dinner table. Instead of dousing them in butter or gravy, I mix in some light coconut milk as I mash them, resulting in moist, fluffy potatoes that need no garnish.
And as for cranberry sauce, the fact that it incorporates fruit does not signify instant healthiness. When boiling the berries, the sugar-to-berry ratio is one-to-one, which is quite a lot. Store-bought sauces end up being diabetes in a bowl.
If you decide to make the sauce at home, you can get away with less sugar by boiling the cranberries with an apple instead. Its natural pectin thickens the cranberry mixture into a sauce. Apples also have natural sugars so you avoid adding anything extra. Your sauce is made quicker and tastes fresher because of the underlying apple flavor. Plus, if you have leftovers, you can pour the sauce into a mold and refrigerate it, creating a cranberry gelee dessert.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 4:00 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I always liked the half regular/half sweet potato mix.
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Rec'd for making Twist appear LESS annoying by depicting him as Jar Jar Binks.
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Meebo creator is a Furd supporter!
And when you boot up meebo, you get a message telling you to support the Card! Clearly, we must hit up his comment section!
http://blog.meebo.com/?p=2099#comments
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Millers picks against us 3 weeks in a row!
Bq.Stanford 30, California 27: Cal’s defense awoke last week against Arizona, and the Bears have been mostly good against the run this year. So Toby Gerhart can’t win back " The Axe" on his own. It’s going to take a good day from Cardinal quarterback Andrew Luck, and there’s no reason to believe he won’t produce it playing at home.
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 7:18 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Mobile Fail
Stanford 30, California 27: Cal’s defense awoke last week against Arizona, and the Bears have been mostly good against the run this year. So Toby Gerhart can’t win back " The Axe" on his own. It’s going to take a good day from Cardinal quarterback Andrew Luck, and there’s no reason to believe he won’t produce it playing at home.
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
Jesus Christ, there are like 4,000 links in this DBD and NOBODY put i the CalBears.com ones? Back to the griss mill!
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Cal athletes are smart like fuck:
BERKELEY – University of California student-athletes achieved an 80 percent Graduation Success Rate in data released by the NCAA Wednesday, their highest figure since the national organization began compiling such information.
The Graduation Success Rate or GSR includes student-athletes who began their careers at Cal as freshmen or incoming transfers on athletic aid and is based on a six-year window for graduating. The most recent numbers include student-athletes who entered school between 1999-2002, reflecting a four-year average.
Cal’s 2009 GSR jumped four percentage points from 2008 and continues a trend that has seen the Golden Bears’ GSR rise steadily from a 73 percent rate in 2005.
“I am extremely proud of our consistent improvement in our graduation rates,” Director of Athletics Sandy Barbour said. “We have set high expectations for our student-athletes on the academic front, and these results clearly show the results of their hard work, as well as the diligent efforts of the support environment created by our coaches, professors and Athletic Study Center staff.”
The incoming 2002 freshman – the most recent class added to the averages – posted an 82 percent graduation rate, up a full 12 percent from the 2001 incoming class and six percentage points higher than any freshman class since the initial statistics were compiled. In addition, the football team’s freshman 2002 class – head coach Jeff Tedford’s first group of recruits – had a 71 percent graduation rate, an improvement of 18 percent from the previous year.
A pair of Golden Bear teams – women’s golf and women’s gymnastics – recorded perfect 100 percent GSRs, while six others were at or above 85 percent: volleyball (92%), women’s swimming (96%), lacrosse (91%), women’s crew (94%), women’s basketball (92%) and men’s gymnastics (85%).
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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I wonder what Band’s percentage rate is? No one goes pro in band, but I know it doesn’t have 100%.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
its pretty damn close…. but it depends how youre counting it i spose
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Does playing a shitload of Rock Band count as going pro in band?
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Mens soccer player named All American:
BERKELEY – California junior forward Andrew Wiedeman claimed a spot on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America second team as selected by the College Sports Information Directors of America, CoSIDA announced on Wednesday. The social welfare major earned the spot on the University Division’s second team with a 3.45 grade-point average.
To be eligible for the national team, a student athlete had to have been selected to his District’s first team, as Wiedeman was. Initial nomination criteria at the District level includes being a varsity starter or key reserve, maintaining a cumulative grade-point average of 3.30 on a scale of 4.00, reaching sophomore athletic and academic standing at his current institution and be nominated by their sports information director.
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More honors for Mens Soccer:
BERKELEY – California junior forward Andrew Wiedeman, junior midfielder Hector Jimenez and junior defender A.J. Soares were named to the All-Pac-10 Conference first team and four more Golden Bears earned second-team or honorable mention distinction, Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott announced on Nov. 17. Cal sophomore goalkeeper David Bingham and junior midfielder Servando Carrasco earned spots on the conference’s second team, while senior Jeff Cosgriff and senior defender Jacob Wilson claimed honorable mention for the Bears, who finished the 2009 season with a 9-8-1 overall record (3-6-1 Pac-10).
This marked the third all-conference honor for Wiedeman and the second for Jimenez, Soares and Wilson. Wiedeman was a first-team selection in 2008 and earned a second-team spot in 2007. Jimenez also earned a berth on the 2008 All-Pac-10 first team, Soares was a 2008 second-team player and Wilson claimed honorable mention in 2008.
Wiedeman, who was one of the most dangerous attacking players on the West Coast this season, was Cal’s leading scorer in 2009. He paced the Bears in points (26), goals (11) and game-winning goals (5) after starting all 18 games. The San Ramon, Calif., product also tied Cosgriff for second on the team with four assists. Wiedeman was named to three important preseason award lists – the Watch List for the Missouri Athletic Club Hermann Trophy and the preseason All-America teams for Soccer America and College Soccer News.
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Holmoe, great DBD. I wonder what it’d be to read this if you had never seen CGB before and had no idea what was going on. It’d blow your mind!
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Hey, I just got here. What’s going on? What’s HONK mean?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
Awesome DBD
Hilarious…….I laughed, I cried…..but mostly that was just because I wasn’t included in the story…….if it weren’t for that lupus, I would have been more visible over the last couple weeks.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry dude, you haven’t been posting much recently and I couldn’t think of a good shtick for you. You’re not weird enough.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
I’m weird enough that you built your signature in my honor.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
I’m going to the doctor today to get my hand checked out. Dbonemightbetightagain.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
lol
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks for including me HolmoePhobe…it prevented bitterness.
by Tedfordisgod on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
I liked how I was utilized, but would have enjoyed it more if he put the ’furd NSFW pic of the gal wearing just a backpack and cotton shorts.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
wait……..such a pic exists?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
that’s so rong.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
NSFW - Today only boys.
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stanfordfront.jpg
Be careful.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
for ’furd girls this is about as good as it gets.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
awwwww-woooooooga!
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Let’s be honest, we’d all hit it.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
if i had a ski mask handy, you bet your ass
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Interesting in theory…Infeasible in practice
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
if we’re talking about viewing the face at any point during the meeting, i feel my points stand to reason
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
true, but at the point
in an encounter where visual stimuli might have a substantive negative effect, that can be limited through the use of judicious positioning of the individuals involved.
just say’n…
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
yes.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
INTERNET MALE SYNDROME ALERT! I REPEAT INTERNET MALE SYNDROME ALERT!
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well, Twist, some of us have standards…::harumphs::
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
Arent you like bedridden and barely able to use a computer let alone have sex with a woman?
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doing better…
it didn’t seem to prevent your me and your wife from anything
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Ha! Jokes on you. I’m actually single and insane and Mrs. Twist is merely a figment of my imagination!
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Well, technically your wife being a figment of your imagination would therefore allow Thoroughbred to do as he pleases with her.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
in a certain time in my life....
sure! several times! unless she talked a lot.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
*snort*
more like the interaction between sessions….
if it’s a constant stream of blathering princess talk, i’d have to leave.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Because you’re thinking she could just carry her books on that rack?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
You missed my pun, but that’s ok.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I like the once-bitten Granny Smith green apple.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
After your baby arrived, your eyes have been focusing on the wrong things. Unless of course, you’re implying you’d like a bite of those apples.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I think we need to start a FREE carp campaign.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You could then change your screenname to dcarpisloose
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I told carp to do what he wanted.
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only a one time thing…or at least a rarity (in honor of the Big Game).
I think I’ve successfully removed the Horniest Man on the Internetz belt?
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--Coach Clark
I’m going to ask my girlfriend for one of those.
Seriously.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
That should be the prize for winning the College Fantasy Football league
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Until Twist knocks it off its hallowed resting place.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
My buddies and I have a Trophy of Awesomeness that we award for our fantasy baseball league. I had to pay 8 bucks to have it engraved and 15 bucks to send it to the new league winner after I didn’t repeat this year. I also need to get a new bowl to hold my powerbars.
That said, if people really are interested in doing something like that for any of the fantasy leagues, I don’t mind chipping in towards a trophy.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Bowl Pick ’em?
did Avi ever get that JJ Arrington jersey (UHGHGHGHHHH)?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
No. He paid me back with free football/basketball prospectus books.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it turns out it wasn’t actually a J.J. Arrington jersey. It was a generic Cal jersey with the number 32. What blew my mind is that no one of any significance has worn the number 32 in years.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
is that still a winnable item or…?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
I suppose it’s technically winnable in that it’s still sitting in my closet. I think.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Can we wait and see if I beat you this weekend?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry dude…there needs to be at least one semi-normal person to help drive what passes for a plot, and CGB isn’t exactly overflowing with normal people.
What SBN blog has the most normal people?
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I said most normal people, not fewest teeth.
NOBODY SHOW KLEPH THIS POST!
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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You know, you could solve this problem yourself by just acting weirder. Pretend you’re Twist for a few days, see how it goes.
I’m pretty sure my wife would kick me out of the house if I tried it.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Norcal.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
Oddly enough Im getting a problem where the fanposts et al are showing up BELOW the regular stories. Is anybody else getting this?
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yes, I get that also
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
call Blez on the mobile!
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Its fixed now. The SBN Support guy said there was rogue code. ROGUE CODE?!?! Our code is going rogue.
IT’S ALL PART OF SARAH PALIN’S PLAN! SHE’S TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THE LIBERAL MEDIA, ONE SBN BLOG AT A TIME!
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Unless you don’t want to see any more great videos and torrents at CGB. In which case, continue being the lazy and selfish assholes that you are.
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But I don’t torrent. How can I help?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
Done and done.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Are the Jesus Police gonna nab me now?
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Bring out the comfy chair!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
Listen guys
A lot of you guys enjoy all the free content and laughs that this blog provides you. So do I. However, it’s not free. Somebody is paying.
Chicago, TouchedTheAxe, MarchingSong cap our games. PRD sometimes can’t go to games he has tickets for so he can stay home and stream the games… for us. Cal is the only school I know of that live streams all it’s football, basketball and volleyball games. Cal also has torrents of all the games, highlights and everything in between, all just days after the event.
It’s fun for people like ieeeBear and myself because there’s a payoff to highlights. For the cappers and streamers, it’s much less rewarding and it’s twice as hard to do. It takes three hours to cap a game, six or so hours to process the content and then ten hours to seed the thing. They also have to keep dodging legal hassles. If it weren’t for the cappers there would be no highlights either.
So when you download a torrent we release, the least you can do is seed the torrent for a few days after you have the file. Really, is it that hard? All of us take a lot from this blog…how many of us actually contribute anything? Seeding is one thing all of us can do.
by danzig on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Your righteous sense of responsibility and morality is a quite a downer.
=P
I always seed for at least a day but haven’t been able to DL the basketball torrents. Next one I do, I’ll be sure to heed your words.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT
I’ll go home and download the game and seed it. Even though I haven’t broken out my BitTorrent in months.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
I usually seed 5x ratio…should I do more?
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Wow. No, you’re good. If everyone gets to 1X up then none of us would be having any problems and the cappers wouldn’t have to work so hard. Ideally, the guys who put in the hours to cap, should not have to seed…. although right now, they do most of it. People like you make it easy and fun for them. Bravo.
well, i seeded 5.1x or the ASU game! ACKNOWLEDGE ME, danzig!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Ok, free hand job the next time you’re in town. Although I get to pick who’s giving the hand job.
jk… really man, I appreciate it when you contribute.
please don’t jk me like that. you tear me apart.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
I generally seed until my laptop gets a headache.
so anywhere from .5x to 3×.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Are you sure it’s not just saying it has a headache?
by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Die Traumdeutung (The Interpretation of Dreams)
So far this season all my Cal game dreams have had pieces of information that ended up being true. And as the season has gone on, I’ve learned how to interpret them better.
My first dream was about the Oregon game, where I watched us lose (AND I met Aaron Rodgers!). My second was about the UCLA game, which I got the scoring right, but the outcome wrong. The third was about Oregon St., where I dreamt about falling into a pit because Twist wouldn’t help me get across the bridge that was out. Damn you Twist!!!!
Last night, I dreamt that Big Game was being played on a wet, muddy field and the score very late in the game was much lower than one would expect. I won’t give away who wins, but if you want to bet based on my dream, the low scoring is your clue. AND I met Jahvid Best!! He really is as nice in person as he seems in the media. We had a good chat.
Go Bears!
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How does one respond to this other than to ask you to dream more often, and start throwing in some dreams about Cal basketball.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
I was hoping for a dream about today’s game against Syracuse, but I haven’t mastered my gift yet. I’ll keep trying tho.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Last night I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie, and that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie but there I was. I was taken to a place: the Hall of the Mountain Kings. I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world. In front of every kind of girl, there was black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones. Out of the middle came a lady. She whispered in my ear something crazy, she said, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.” I thought to myself what could that mean? Am I going crazy or is this just a dream? Now, wait a minute. I know I’m lying in a field of grass somewhere, so it’s all in my head and then.. I heard her say one more time, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.” I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back as she disappeared, but soon she returned. In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass. She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass and raised it to her lips. And just before she drank it, she said, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.”
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Are these song lyrics? Do you not take my dreams seriously? I have a gift that I’m trying to share with the world here.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
keep the heroin away from the lemurs….they’re lazy eough
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Cal Voted Littlest Conference Rival
UCLA – 26.0%
USC – 11.9%
Washington – 10.8%
Oregon St. – 10.2%
Oregon – 10.1%
ASU – 8.0%
Arizona – 6.9%
Stanford – 6.2%
Wazzou – 4.9%
Cal – 3.3%
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/specials/fansurvey/2009/pac10.html
Probably more behind furd has no fans.
Cal also ranked 4th for rudest fans but 3rd for most polite fans in the Pac-10.
Interesting read, rec’d.
However, those numbers are kinda meaningless unweighted. Cal could be 3.3% just because less fans from our traditional rivals voted in the poll.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
A PLEASANT MORNINGTIDE TO YOU MY GOOD SIR. ALSO, FUCK YOU.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Its because were dicks, but only sarcastically.
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punctuation phail?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
were vs. we’re
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I HAVE TO USE APOSTROPHES NOW?!?!?!
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Well unless you meant weredicks, which only come out when there’s a full moon.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
we’re or were
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Someone's sweet 'n sour
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
I harass the shit out of every opposing fan I see. On the bus, at the tailgate, anywhere. I admit, I take it easy on the coeds.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I take it easy on the coeds.
I bet you do.
Are you going to the farm? Is there ever a possibility of meeting THE carp in person? I’ll roam the groves yelling “NSFW!”
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
I am, unfortunately, a game day decision. The wife’s not too pleased that I’ve spent 6 saturday’s at Cal games (w/ tailgating) when I could have been spending it with the baby. Combine this with the fact that both he and the wife are a little under the weather and I think Jahvid Best has a better chance of playing than me making it to Palo Alto.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
…did she not know that there would be football when she had the kid?!
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
AndBears is on fire this morning!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I got a new job. I’m working a lot more, and I’m trying to play it straight until I feel more secure in my position. It’s not at Sea World. Be funnier, or give up the joke.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Just when I think this DBD can't get better...
it does.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
ZOONEWS FTW
We’ll be @ Big Freeze tonite and Big Game Saturday. Bundle up, junior, it’s going to be COLD & LOUD.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
I think we’d be going if he was feeling OK. We’ve had some epic inconsolable cry fests as of late.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This might make up for the fact that there will be no band to yell about the goalie being a black hole (and other things!). Will you and Zoo Jr be swearing like cold drunk sailors?!
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
What?!! The band isn’t going to the Big Freeze?
I’ll bring my trumpet.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
So she let you go to Wazzu, but you can’t haggle your way into the first Big Game featuring two ranked teams since 1991?
Good job, sir. Good job.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
So much anti-carpism going on here. And after he gave us all some NSFW.
Ingrates.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I know…HALP ME CGB!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I already dropped a bunch of money for a pushing present/birthday (son came out 2 minutes after her b-day!).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
should he have the F*ck Stanfurd onesie on underneath?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
YES
it’s important to keep babies warm….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
that store in the mall?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
c’mon. I’ve been with her since I was 19. She knows my tricks, and this one has crashed and burned before.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
they have an intrinsic screening mechanism.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
no. they just know. they’ll hold the piece in like 10,000 positions under different lights and might even break out the UV.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I mean, without a magnifying monocle (or whatever the hell those eyepieces jewelers wear is called), it’s impossible to tell the difference.
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to the practiced eye....
it’s not so hard to tell.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
you think they’d just say thanks, give you a sweet kiss, and be on their marry way, huh?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
once you reach the point of no return in your relationship, cute fake jewelry doesn’t cut it. Go big or save your money.
We actually don’t exchange gifts for most holidays/birthdays. I wanted to make this year special since she was in labor on her b-day. I’m not planning on getting her a X-mas present, although we may take a weekend getaway as our mutual X-mas present.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
what did you get her for her b-day?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
does she enjoy $100 navel jewelry?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
quite trying to bone my wife.
The UPS man already did that. Tosh Lupoi, in a former life, may have as well.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
FML
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
fml wife.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
YouPorn attaq!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
YouPorn or Redtube? Internetz debate!
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
RedTube if you’re open-minded; YouPorn if you’re specifically-focused
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I thought YouPorn was going to add a categories feature, have they done that yet?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Let me check their 10q and conference call…
I think so.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Bluetube?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
The UPS man boned your wife? And you have a problem with a couple trying to wife swap with you? Seriously?
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
the wife swap was with my parents.
Whether the UPS man boned my wife or not cannot be corroborated at this time.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
If it came in the middle of the day when you weren’t home and had to be picked up at the wherehouse, I’d be suspicious.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
don’t involve the parents………
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Wait a sec, your parents wanted to wife swap with you? Wouldn’t that mean you’d be banging your mo… yeah, no. That’s disgusting.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
no…my parents friends wanted to wife swap with my parents like 10-15 years ago.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
again, see sign posted above….TMI
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Was the woman hot? If so, I bet your dad was secretly supportive of the idea.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Carp, I feel your pain brother. My daughter is going on 7 months and
Cal football season has been rough. Fortunately, I’ve made 4 of 6 home games (not EWU and OSU). That’s a low count for me as I usually make all home games and three road games a year. Tailgaiting time has been cut as well. Those them there the breaks.
Anyway, wife aint to hopped up on me making Big Game since I went to UofA game last week. She’s pissed I’m going, but she understands I need to keep my big game streak in tact going on 13 in a row. Things will be/are frosty, but time heals all wounds. Cal better not dissapoint. Go Bears.
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Now you’re a man! A man, man, man!
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
I need to put the foot down.
I’ll take the wife’s best friend instead!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
That doesn’t say much, Carp….judging by your wife’s history with men, the odds are pretty good that her best friend is a guy.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I agree, most of the harm is done by the lack of furd fans to hat Cal. But I was surprised to see we collected zero votes from UCLA, 2.6% from USC, and 0.2% from Oregon.
Great DBD
Already wasted too much valuable time I should have spent working, thanks guys!
But I laughed so its a-o-k!
More of these less of Twilight!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Twist, as a guy who “hates” twilight, you must be excited about the big premier tonight!!! I know I am, because i get to be up till 5am tomorrow telling all the little screaming girls witch auditorium to go to….. i hate my job.
I hate this movie/book!
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
flipping channels on the radio, heard a 5 second review of a scene where dream boy takes off his shirt to help stupid girl = more high pitched squeals than a guinea pig milking farm.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
epic image.
more high pitched squeals than a guinea pig milking farm
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Shouldn’t it be more high pitched squeals than on that crappy farm in Palo Alto CA?
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
You should have proof read it.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Reminds me of a Britpop joke from the 90s: What’s 30 feet long, has no pubic hair, and screams for 90 minutes straight? The front row at a Blur concert.
I thot that was good. I totes lol’d, but didn’t respond.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
So so Brit band from the 90’s. I lump them into the Embrace, Suede, Supergrass type crowd. That said, I did enjoy this song quite a bit…
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
This is probably most popular/played at sporting events.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I totes forgot about that song!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Back in high school, my band covered it…. we then tried to make a music video…. there was much laughter
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
mmm, sweet, delicious scott tenorman tears
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
didn't know brit boys were so into the
whole shaving thing….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
American translation:
What has 50,000 legs and no hair? All the girls at the New Kids On the Block concert.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
This DBD is epic win!
Mainly because I’m mentioned! Yes I am an attention whore.
In other words, Go Bears!
Fleming Amendment in Congress
That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that Members who vote in favor of the establishment of a public, federal government run health insurance option are urged to forgo their right to participate in the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program (FEHBP) and agree to enroll under that public option.
Solid.
http://fleming.house.gov/index.html
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Yeah, that’s an awesome idea.
Also, members of Congress who vote to go to war should be required to enlist in the military…right?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
It’s obviously one of those amendments that’s there to prove a point…
Just like the number of amendments that went through Congress saying that the children of members of Congress who vote for the war should enlist in the military.
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The point is dumb because it implies that all Americans will be on the public plan, which is not the case.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, which is why they’re both dumb ideas.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
YOU'RE A DUMB IDEA
There HolmoePhobe, have I posted enough yet?
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder what Yyippie-ki-yay motherfucker is in Spanish.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Aye carumba, cabrone!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
lol…..pretty close……but in Mexican Spanish it would probably be more like……orale cabrone!
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
It's either "vete a diablos" or just "diablos".
Which is hilarious to me.
Spanish-dubbed movies I’ve seen will replace every cuss word with the same thing. I was watching Terminator 2 and every time someone swore at someone, the translation was just “vete a diablos”, basically “go to hell”. I’ve also seen them just use “diablos.”
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Yeah, but that’s kind of collaquial too, just like “orale cabron”….if you’re watching it on Univision or Telemundo, they will probably go with “diablos” the same way that we would use “bastards”. Cabron is pretty vulgar in South America, while in Mexican and Central America its less so. So the networks will keep it safe and use “diablos” or something similar.
But if you want a real literal translation for motherfucker, its probably cabron.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
I knew I was close. I played high school baseball in LA. That’s where I learned all my Spanish.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
I’m going to eat Turkey.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
I thought commies ate tofurkey.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
sis coming up for a couple of days. That’s about it.
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flagged for WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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BearStage wins.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
SO MUCH TWILIGHT! JUST UNENDING TWILIGHT VIEWINGS! OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
I CAN’T DENY IT ANYMORE! I CAN’T DENY IT ANYMORE! COME TO ME TAYLOR LAUTNER! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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Taylor?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Jermain Taylor would knock that dude out.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Not if he turned into a werewolf!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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Pre-Pavlik I’m still pretty sure Jermain Taylor would knock that dude out.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
sounds like my son.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I am your son.
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
wait until 2 months. At first he’ll only laugh when he farts, but now he smiles/laughs when I get home for work.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I’ve shaved. I now have a p-face.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
goatee = p-face if you lived the ’80’s.
clean shaven = p-face in the 21st century.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
agreed. I’m not dark/sexy enough to pull that off. Plus it itches!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Teabag!
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Is my stubble sexy Rishi baby? It’s course and curly, a mix of brown, grey, and red, and some of the hairs are fused together at the root into toenail-type protrusions.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Oh, man, I won’t be able to stand up for 15 minutes
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Last time I saw you your head was shaved, your face was totally clean shaven. You looked EXACTLY like Mr. Clean, except whiter.
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Hey, my earring is nowhere as big as Mr. Clean’s!!
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Clearly, you have goals in life.
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I don’t even understand that statement enough to hat on it.
But hat on it I will!!!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
My Carp Memorial got a little wild, so I had to put on the keebosh… but it should be back in full effect by gametime
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
.......please never have children.
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry dude, I can only make fun of so many people in one DBD. My next DBD will be all about you and Twist having fun adventures together, ok?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
an adventure with twist? just make sure it’s not a butt adventure
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
but if they dress up as pirates, they’d be…….
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Is that the same kind that attacked my intestinal lining a few years back?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Damn.
I just realized that I missed the race war. I should read the main page more often!
For the record, I am generally not romantically interested in Asian girls, except in dirty dirty porn.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
you go to deviant clips dot com too? I thought I was the only one!
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry Starkey, I’m really looking for someone to passionately disagree with me so we can start Race War II!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Fuck Tibetans!
Yeah I said it.
What.
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
the Cal Band will be playing in my workplace, I would just have to be here at 7am on a day when I’m not scheduled. It seems unlikely.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
Hey, is the band not coming to the Big Freeze for cereal? That would blow big time.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Band hasn’t been to Big Freeze since the moved it to Oakland….. too much time to get there and to get organized….. also, totally limits Jovemberfest
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Cereal
Who wants to form an ad hoc alumni band to go fuck shit up tonight?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
perhaps….
big freeze lost a lot of its charm when they started cracking down on some of our raunchier chants and such….
oakland ice center not as friendly to shenanigans as iceland
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Oh rly? Should I leave my flask at home?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
or at least no treat it like iceland
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
not*
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
be an… Icelander?
(seriously, check out the book, authored by a Cal alum – It’s good! AndBears has it too!)
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Does that mean you’re not gonna join the band?
You’ve given up the dream, man.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Does that mean you’re in? Can we really do this? Should I call the Ice Center?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
well I'm going to the game
I mean, I could bring my trumpet under my Max Talbot jersey SUPERSTAR IS BACK TONIGHT!!!
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I can’t bring my accordion, it’s red. So… I’ll bring my penny whistle and harmonica. Just transpose everything to C, guys.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Stop lying and bring your real instrument.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
My real instrument is too big. Waaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Nicely played
Nail’d it.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Late, breaking news.....
Some members of current band are going to big freeze as an unofficial performance…
Probably a small group, but some of em will be there.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Excellent. Now I can focus my energy on sneaking alcohol in rather than an instrument.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
flask + hot chocolate purchased on site = crazy delicious (and non suspicious)
by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for a good idea.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
rec’d for dr. suessing
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Oh, I see what you did where?
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
I did not see it on a tree
I did see it on CGB.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
Akshually, halfway through this football season, I realized you can just as easily sneak a small bottle of booze in as a flask and not risk getting your flask confiscated. I’ll prolly gonna go for that move.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
do you have a new workplace, or are you back at the old workplace?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
*biiiiiiiggggg booonnnngggggg hiiiiiittttt*
heh heh heh heh
lincecum
heh heh heh heh
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
this is why Oregon State will win the Pac-10
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I agree
I won’t believe that anyone other than USC is going to the Rose Bowl until after the game is over.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
So you won’t believe that they’re not in the Rose Bowl once the game begins and they’re not in it?
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Its possible that the game could start, and USC would crash the party after the coin toss.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
What, like you think it’s Chip Kelly on the sidelines until Fred and Velma pull the mask off and it turns out to be Pete Carroll?
You never know.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Man, I can’t wait until that happens and then Jim Tressel walks to midfield after the game and asks what his deal is.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
And Carroll would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
nope
There might be some weird tie-breaker that no one understands that will allow USC to take the place of whatever team is playing midway through the game.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I think SC’s season is going badly enough that we don’t need any more of your juju, thankyouverymuch.
by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I meant that in the nicest way possible
Is this why Cal fans are rude AND polite?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
False! There is always room for U$C to do worse!!!! Bring on more consecutive losses!!! U$C for Emerald Bowl!!!!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
That song/video is just as crappy the second time around, no wait, more crappy.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Cincinnati QB could face jail time
No, not Carson Palmer.
A judge warned University of Cincinnati sophomore quarterback Zach Collaros on Thursday that he could spend the bowl season in jail if he doesn’t get his act together after being accused of showing a fake ID at a bar.
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Damn, you can go to jail for that?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I guess I won’t be picking him up for my fantasy team next week if I manage to beat you this weekend.
The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.
by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
may as well arrest half the bar
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
So San Jose St and UNLV have head coaching positions available…and Andy Ludwig might be on UNLV’s radar.
I hope Cal’s paying him enough…we don’t need a 6th coordinator in 6 years.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Continuity for continuity’s sake isn’t a good idea if all we’re going to do if his performance doesn’t merit keeping him.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Well, no, I’d agree he hasn’t been awful or anything, but I don’t think it’s worth going out of the administration’s way to keep him either. He hasn’t shown he deserves a raise or any more than any of these schools would offer him to become their head coach is what I’m saying.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
u need to read my asst coach salary fanpost.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think I did read that a while ago…but can’t seem to find it now.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
search “crazy thoughts” up top, then click on fanposts
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I believe this passage caused my computer to crash on me.
Keep Alamar at the same salary
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, we've frontpaged this...
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
So am I missing something or is the problem with the offensive line, and not the offense……should we be calling for Marshall’s head instead of Ludwig’s?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
the cupboard may have been left a little more bare than anticipated (after all, Coach M was looking around n shit)..i’m willing to give him 2 seasons to work with what we got, provided our OL can communicate well with these schemes.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
*2 seasons including this one, so 1.23 seasons left
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Given his track record, next year could be his last anyway before he starts looking somewhere else.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
There is no one simple problem unfortunately. It’s a multitude of small little problems that add up to cause us trouble.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
I'm bored. Let's gamble.
I believe I was 4-1 last week. Makes up for the 0-4 week I had…maybe.
Note: Not actually betting money on any of these games. Thoughts definitely subject to change:
Oregon @ Arizona(6): Oregon(-6)… “Masoli’s sicker than E. Coli”
ASU(4.5) @ pUCLA: ASU… Burfict hungry, lots of LA-area players returning home, long-haired QB Samson
OSU @ Wazzu(31): OSU… how long is the leash on Wulff? Need to be competitive in some games next year
Cal(7) @ Shamfurd: Cal(+7)… I will never doubt you again, Premier Gregory
Share your picks, degenerates
(btw, they format the shit out of these posts)
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
Arizona – Because Oregon is tempting the juju waaaayyyy too much.
ASU – Because fUCLA
OSU – Because Wazzu is horrible AND polite
Big Game: no pick – Because I’m not Pete Rose
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got my fantasy weekend riding on Masoli. I’m down with the juju.
ASU. What CalBandGreat said.
I think I’m willing to take Wazzu + 31 this week. Did you know they’re 5-5 against the spread? Of course, they’ve always had a huge spread.
And I always pick the Bears.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
i sometimes put a biggish bet on our opponent’s moneyline… hey, it’s like paying for a win! and minor compensation for a loss… i need help.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I think Tuel’s doubtful for Wazzu too (and he had a big hand in beating the spread against SC, Cal, ND)
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
This is how Vereen should run the wildcat on the goal line:
by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
a D-I team did that this year too… forgetting who though. it may have been against Boise State
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
dcastisoff
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Huh?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
You think too much. You gotta live in the impulse zone.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
How about “Shit, i need a new sig”
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
And you really thought it was an homage to me this whole time?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
any one feel like trolling BN?
Go Bears Go
AND WE PLAY THEM NEXT YEAR….
COULD BE EPIC!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Did you know that the current Dolphins WR coach is being touted by Sports Illustrated as a potential head coach?
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Hey, Andy Reid was the Packers TE coach before he landed the head job with the Eagles.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, but he wasn’t a failed college coach.
Failed NFL coaches can make good college coaches. How many failed college coaches can make good nfl coaches?
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Marv Levy.
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
(Too lazy to look up how he actually did at Cal, his name just popped into my head. I could have also gone with Mooch.)
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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Bad at Cal, good everywhere else.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Wasn’t Marv like 3-17 at Cal? Now I have to look.
8-29-3 he sucked
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ahhh good ol’ Marv.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
Walsh was coaching in Fremont when he interviewed for an assistant coaching position with Marv Levy, who had just been hired as the head coach at the University of California, Berkeley.
“I was very impressed, individually, by his knowledge, by his intelligence, by his personality and hired him,” Levy said.
After Cal, he did a stint at Stanford as an assistant coach, before beginning his pro coaching career.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
I’m talking about failing as a head coach at a college level before succeeding as a head coach at the nfl level.
I don’t know how Walsh’s stint as an assistant went. I’d have to say it wasn’t a failure if he ended up in the nfl.
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@ Colorado or elsewhere?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Exciting updates about the strike
8:40
OAKLAND—About five people are picketing outside the headquarters of the UC Office of the President on Franklin Street.
8:34 a.m.
A group of about 30 union members marched in a circle on the south entrance of campus near the corner of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue, holding picket signs and chanting “What do we want? Contracts. When do want them? Now.” Drivers of passing cars who honked their horns were greeted by cheers from the picketers.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions
What do we want?
-More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
When do we want it?
Soon!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Or if it goes like any of the other strikes:
What do we want? To stop the oppression
And who is being oppressed? The people
And who is oppressing the people? The oppressors
Um…….yeah good luck with that one.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Where’s my burrito?!
Where’s my burrito?!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Where’s MY burrito?!
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
My burrito is waiting for me at La Burrita…..can someone please pick it up and FedEx it to me with overnight early delivery?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
done
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
Meet Stanford's Will Ta'ufo'ou
The player who may best personify Stanford’s transformation is not Gerhart but fullback Owen Marecic, whom Harbaugh has repeatedly called his “favorite” player. The 6-foot-1, 244-pounder might be the most feared blocker in the conference, at least among linebackers.
“He’s just a sick dude. He’s crazy. He lives for head-on collisions,” Marinelli said. “A lot of guys try to swim you or run around you. He just wants to come out and smash heads as hard as he possibly can. Then he kind of looks at you with a sickening smile. He’s crazy.”
Marinelli knows this because Marecic has doubled at times this season as a linebacker, so the poor old 6-foot-7, 300-pound Marinelli, an NFL prospect and the only senior on the Stanford line, knows what a Marecic hit feels like.
Marecic also sports a Peter Frampton haircut, is soft-spoken and is a human biology major who apparently wants to become a doctor.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions
How dare you use Will T’s name in vain.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Marecic also sports a Peter Frampton haircut, is soft-spoken and is a human biology major who apparently wants to become a doctor.
It sounds so incredulous!
“I guess he could be come a doctor, if all those concussions don’t knock the o’chem out of his head”
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
Too soon.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just joshing ya.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Does anyone know if Lizzy Lambert’s dating The Pain Train?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-pF3OHY1c
wowzers (SFW).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
yeah, carp, not to overuse it here, but:
OLD
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
she’s the daughter of christopher lambert anyway

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/18/sports/soccer/18soccer.html?_r=1
She has watched the video a handful of times and does not recognize herself pulling down Brigham Young’s Kassidy Shumway, Lambert said.
"I look at it and I’m like, ‘That is not me,’ " said Lambert, a defender and an all-conference academic player. "I have so much regret. I can’t believe I did that."
She added: "I think the way the video came out, it did make me look like a monster. That’s not the type of player I am. I’m not just out there trying to hurt players. That’s taking away from the beauty of the game. And I would never want to do that."
She said she was taken aback at how the incident had been perceived by some as sexy catfighting between two women. She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, "Hey, we should meet up some time."
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
but that just earlier in this thread, and you’re already married! If that’s you’re definition of “worked”, then you need relationship advice!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
But when I told my longtime girlfriend about my new girlfriend, I said that “every main course needs a side dish” and she got MAD!
Why are you women so fickle?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
If anyone goes after my mashed potatoes, i stab their hand with a 4-inch Buck knife.
Same goes for my women.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Have you noticed that Rags stopped posting here claiming he has a “new job” and AndBears all of a sudden increased her posting like 200%.
Has anybody ever seen Rags and AndBears in the same room????
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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whoa, good point!
Sometimes I think you’re crazy … other times I think you’re crazy genius.
nah, plain crazy.
I’ve met andbears, and i’m pretty sure I know who ragnarok is…..and they are not the same person.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
We all need something to fill the voids in our lives. Rocksanddirt stalks you and AndBears, Rishi has his hatting, Twist evicts grandmothers. And me? I like the sauce.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
it was more a reference to this dude, but yeah, that sauce looks tasty too.

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I understand your reason not to answer, if there’s a 0% chance of hilarity
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
I do not understand your reason not to answer.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
I still have some credit, so if you tell me what you were going to say, I’ll say it.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Just come up with your own zinger about royrules.
Simple cues: twitter, Microsoft, murdering of memes
Add a dash of one of the following: you make no sense, you have no life, you have no friends
Then complete.
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That’s because yours was a recipe ..for DISASTER.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Good one there, but I would’ve gone
That’s because yours was a recipe for… DISASTER.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, “Hey, we should meet up some time.”
I know that men are weird, and I should expect it, but I also do not understand this.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
Some men like girls that can get rough and wild.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
but it’s not FOR you, it has nothing to DO with you. Can’t she be pissed on her own!?
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
maybe I don’t understand what you’re trying to say…….you’re saying you don’t understand why she would be shocked? or are you wondering why men would find her fighting to be a turn on?
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
i think there have been a few explanations for that already. sorry, can’t help you see it from our perspective. maybe you can borrow Rag’s penis for a day and watch the video a couple times and report back.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
1) She’s pretty
2) She’s athletic
3) She’s blond
4) She’s Mormon (joking about that one)
5) She fights back
I’m guessing these are all characteristics most red-blooded males find appealing.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
red-blooded…wow. Any blue-blooded males out there so that comment doesn’t look quite as stupid?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Sure, those are all great reasons. But that doesn’t really explain the ‘cat-fight’ aspect of it.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
Guys like girls who get wild. Period.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and girls who have no inhibition. This girl clearly demonstrated both an ability to lose her inhibition and get wild.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Stop sucking up to AndBears, she doesn’t want to hook you up with any of her friends.
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Taking a nonserious response seriously sounds exactly like something HolmoePhobe would do!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
lol
but it goes both ways…
Taking a nonserious sarcastic retort from HolmoePhobe sounds exactly like something CGB would do.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
It’s the circle of life my friend. Just like Ohio State blowing a big bowl game.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
frankly, she scares the shit out of me.
This is coming from a guy who’s wife once threw a baseball by his ear when he was playing catch with her lesbian BFF. I didn’t see it, I heard it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Carp’s life:
parents are swingers
wife has a lesbian “BFF”
porn addict
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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
don’t put too much stock in it though. it’s really not that big of a deal. we men can’t inside get the brains of women either.
“what are you thinking about? what are you thinking about? tell me what you’re thinking about. right. now. "
SOMETIMES I’M JUST NOT THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR, GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
::shoots self with embarassment::
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a Seinfeld episode about this. It’s because they might end up kissing…
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
She was the one beating up on Mormons.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
it’s that she’s exhibiting such wildness and lack of control
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
You’d need to be a guy, I guess. I thought it was pretty hot too.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
I understand. I’ve been looking for a new woman to ruin my life.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Next paragraph:
"That appalled me," Lambert said. "A lot of people think I have a lot of sexual aggression. I was like, ‘Whoa, no, I don’t feel that way at all.’ That’s bizarre and shocking to me."
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
We are all...Ducks fans?
This is huge for the Cardinal. It’s their last Pac-10 game. If they win this, they can sit back and hope for a little conference chaos that could still land them in Pasadena.
The Cardinal would still need plenty more help, but the most direct path to the Rose Bowl for Stanford would start with Arizona beating Oregon on Saturday night. A Cats victory could conceivably leave four teams tied with two losses in Pac-10 play.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions
I thought it was over if Oregon beats Zona? Then, the winner of OSU-Oregon gets Pasadena
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Unless OSU loses to Wazzu. Then OSU beats Oregon=Furd Rose Bowl champs.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
err, Pac-10 champs
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t see Wazzu beating Western Oregon, let alone Oregon State
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Isn’t that one of the things USC needs to happen?
That’s exactly why it will happen.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I think they could beat Southern Oregon, tho. WSU beat Southern Methodist, after all.
Praise be to Tedford!
The state of Oregon is larger than the state of Methodist, though
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
rec'd
“RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA!”
haha. nice one! go bears!
by kolwave on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Bad news
Robertson doubtful with foot injury
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
AISOFJDA;SLFKJA;SLKFJD;FEOIJFASD;LFKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEKJAOEPUASPUIORAPEIRER
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
Aw crap.
I believe in Jorge tho.
Time to set off to Manny’s to drink beer and watch Cal bball. See ya all at the Big Freeze!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Hoops first half open thread!
For those of you are with the terrorists don’t care about basketball (or are carp), stay here.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions
Game tips off in an hour, so you have time to settle in.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Female bats give head, too!
http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2009/1030/2
This is SFW and a real scientific study.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
excerpt:
the authors found that the longer a female licked, the longer copulation lasted (for each second of licking, the female bats gained 6 seconds of copulation).
Some have suggested that oral sex is a way to test for ill-health in the genitals, and to ‘sniff out’ infidelity.
I'm not playing with you, T-bred!
THEO ROBERTSON NOW RULED DEFINITELY OUT BY FARAUDO
Buy StanfUrd's extra Tickets to the Big Game!!!!
Apparently they have not sold out their tickets… If you do not have a ticket yet and you are within 100 miles of Palo Alto, get your ass to this game!!!!
Let’s make it our home field advantage on Saturday!!!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
A few years ago, I was given a CD of recordings taken from a 1940s Cal Band record. In honor of Big Game Week, I’m sharing this track, a medley of Stanfurd songs [MP3 link].
In the medley: Stanfurd Jonah; California Indian Song[Complete with the war-chat first verse and the sung chorus!]; the Axe Yell; Palms of Victory.
I’ll be busy with Bonfire stuff all tomorrow, so if I don’t remember to post this tomorrow, I’d appreciate it if someone is able to do so.
Just tried some Blue Moon for the first time tonight. Man, I love this shit! It’s like candy
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
That’s my favorite US made beer! Even tastes good with an orange (hefeweizens shouldn’t have any fructose). Tastes best after a round of golf.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
Tastes best after a round of golf.
You’re making me jealous.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
Man, the Big Game is getting a lot of play on ESPN… right now, Mark May is ‘analyzing’ the matchup
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 6:25 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Awesome dbd
I was out of the office all day, but I did already have some scotchy scotch scotch, so I think I was unintentionally homaging this dbd
Costs assessed against Twist
So the Big Freeze was a big bust, Cal gave up 5 goals in the first period. They controlled most of the play in the 2nd and 3rd and could only get 1 in.
Pics!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hckydntst/sets/72157622840116200/
by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Excellent photos!
I know I saw some CGBers there, and it would’ve been much nicer had the game gone more our way.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
God Damned Kids
In my day, we had way more respect for our elders. We wouldn’t have dreamed of making fun of them. I don’t know what the youth of America is coming to. No respect. And if I have to tell one more of you to get off my lawn, I’m calling the police!
November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

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