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DBD 11.19.09: TwistNHook's Palo Alto Adventure

Jim Harbaugh's office, Stanfurd.

 

Harbaugh: We need to recruit more tight ends! I have must MORE TIGHT ENDS! The tighter the better!
Minion: Yes coach! I'll send our scouts out to the local high schools right away.
Harbaugh: And get me Pete Carroll on the phone.
Pete Carroll: What's your deal? What's your deal?
Harbaugh: What's YOUR deal?
Carroll: You're prior to the snap!
Harbaugh: YOU'RE prior to the snap!
Carroll: What the fuck do you want, Harbaugh? Did you call me to gloat?
Harbaugh: Nah, I need your help. I have no idea how to beat Cal. I talk a lot of shit but really, I'm worried. I know that Tedford is ten times the coach I am. And twenty times the man.
Carroll: Why the hell should I help you? You just publicly humiliated me.
Harbaugh: Yeah, but here's the thing. I beat the crap out of Oregon. I beat the crap out of you. The more teams I beat the crap out of, the less bad you look by comparison.
Carroll: Hmm...good point. Ok, here's the deal. I can't beat Cal fair and square, so I cheat. You know what juju is?
Harbaugh: Yeah.
Carroll: Ok, so here's how you upset Cal's juju. There's this guy named Royrules who posts on CGB...

 

Meanwhile, at the N. Hook residence...

 

Bear_medium TwistNHook (staring into mirror): Oh ya, im looking good today. Look at that hair. That smile. That double-breasted suit! Wait, whats that?

 

(Ghost of Tedfordisgod appears in mirror)

 

Tedfordisgod: TwistNHook! Can you hear me? I'm calling you from the netherworld. Also known as Texas.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Oh hai, Tedfordisgod. How do you like my hair?
Tedfordisgod: Twist, I don't have time to talk about your hair. I've just found out about a plot to make Cal lose the Big Game!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Hey, do you think I should rock the vest today? it matches the color of my eyes. oh ya!
Tedfordisgod: Twist, seriously, this is important. You don't want Stanford to beat us, do you?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: What are you talking about? Stanford sucks.
Tedfordisgod: Stanford is good this year. Didn't you see the Stanford-Oregon game?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: No...I was doing my hair.
Tedfordisgod: What about the Stanford-USC game?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: I was doing my nails.
Tedfordisgod: Dammit Twist!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Oh, i see what this is about. somebodys bitter. well, guess what tedfordisgod, just because you dont look as good as me in a double-breasted suit is no need to be bitter.
Tedfordisgod: Listen Twist...noooo, I'm out of time! (disappears)

 

(Enter Ragnarok, followed by CBKWit)

 

Bear_medium Ragnarok: Twist! We just got attacked by a bunch of hooligans from Stanford! They killed CBKWit!
Bear_medium CBKWit: What? No, I'm right here.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Those bastards!
Bear_medium Ragnarok: We have to do something about the Stanford menace.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Hmm, maybe Tedfordisgod was right.
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Right about what?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: I don't remember. Something to do with my hair.

 

(Enter CalBear81)

 

Bear_medium TwistNHook: Who are you?
CalBear81: I'm the stereotypical old young woman from every fairy tale who has come to deliver a prophecy that will set you off on your epic quest.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Oh ya, they had fairy tales back in your day?
Bear_medium CalBear81: TwistNHook...dark forces are plotting against Cal. All will be lost unless you can stop Harbaugh! He is at Hoover Tower right now.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Go to Hoover Tower and find Harbaugh, really? That's really the best you can come up with?
CalBear81: Hey, don't blame me, HolmoePhobe's the one writing this DBD.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Good point. But Stanford is so far away! If i go to Palo Alto now ill miss Gossip Girl!!!
CalBear81: Listen, you young whippersnapper, when I was your age, we had to hitch the horse to the buggy to ride down to the Farm for the Big Game! Uphill both ways! In the snow! In a log cabin that we built with our own hands!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Ok, ok, I'll do it. But only because it's necessary to advance this travesty of a plot. I will go consult Danzig on the best way to accomplish this mission.

 

(TwistNHook, Ragnarok and CBKWit climb up a hill towards the Lair of Danzig. As they get closer to the top, the sunlight disappears and mysterious shapes begin to move around them)

 

Bear_medium TwistNHook: I see the entrance!
Bear_medium VOICE: WHO DARES TO DISTURB DANZIG WHILE HE MAKES "GOLDEN BEARS IN THE PROS" VIDEOS?
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Danzig, we bring votive offerings of signed Cal women's volleyball posters! Also, cookies.

 

(Sunlight returns, mysterious shapes are revealed to be puppies, Danzig pokes his head out the door.)

 

Bear_medium Danzig: Oh hey, come on in.
Bear_medium Ragnarok: So apparently we have to go find Harbaugh at Hoover Tower. How might we best accomplish this?
Bear_medium Danzig: Is it just the two of you?
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Yeah.
Bear_medium CBKWit: Hey! Hello? Can anyone hear me?
Bear_medium Danzig: Well, you will need a larger group, because most of you will probably get drunk and forget your mission. I suggest you go to CGB Glade and get a group together. Also, don't trust Google...

 

(TwistNHook and Ragnarok go to CGB Glade)

 

CalBandGreat: Hey! You're prior to the snap!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: No! youre prior to the snap!
CalBandGreat: No! YOU'RE prior to the snap!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: YOU'RE-
Bear_medium Ragnarok: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
CalBandGreat: Dude, what happened to CBKWit? I thought he was with you guys.
Bear_medium Ragnarok: He was killed by Stanfurd fans.
Bear_medium CBKWit: Hello? Hello? Dammit. I hate all of you. Especially HolmoePhobe.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: hey, were going on an epic mission! who wants in?
Ohio Bear: You have my scotch!
CALumbus Bear: And my...scotch!
HydroTech: You should take Rishi.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: ...what? even i think thats a dumb idea.
HydroTech: He has vast quantities of Axe body spray stockpiled. It's a well known fact that Stanfurd fans are completely lacking in person hygiene and the Axe will help repel them.
Rishi (holding a motino): Hey guys, like my suit? Hey, you think that girl's checking me out? I think she's checking me out! What should I say to her? I should totally use one of my lines on her! Right? Right?
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Should we take Yellow Fever?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Dude, that guy posts even less than CBKWit.
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Alright...how do we get to Stanfurd?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Hold on, let me look it up on Google Maps.
CALumbus Bear: Didn't Danzig say not to use Google?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Dude it's toads fine whatevs. Ok, take a left here, that should be it.
Spazzy McGee: Wait...this is a bar.

 

(Maharg emerges from behind the bar)

 

Bear_medium Ragnarok: It's a TARP!
Maharg: What's that third word?
Rishi: Run for your lives!
Maharg: I think the Giants did that last year.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: He's attacking us with memes! WE'RE ALL PRIOR TO THE SNAP! WE'RE DOOMED!
CALumbus Bear: I got this. (Busts out bottle) Hey Maharg, look! Scotch!
Maharg: Scotch? Scotch! Where?!
CALumbus Bear: Behind you! (throw scotch, runs)
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Lets ask this kid for directions. Hey kid, do you know where Stanfurd is?
Bear_medium Kid: I don't understand. Can you explain?
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Rollonubears, is that you?!
Bear_medium Rollonubears: ...yes? (coughs)
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Are you sick?
Bear_medium rollonubears: Yes, I think it's lupus.
Spazzy McGee: It's definitely not lupus.
Rishi: Here, drink this motino, the alcohol will kill the germs.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat over there?
Rishi: Shit!

 

(Team CGB arrives at the Stanfurd campus)

 

Pathetic Stanfurd wannabe equivalent of rally comm that I can't be bothered to look up the name of: Halt, who goes there?
Rishi: I got this one (walks over to Stanfurd fans). Hey guys, derivatives are very useful financial vehicles, don't you think? By the way, where did you get that awesome Burberry polo? Blah blah blah blah blah.
(Stanfurd fans start talking to Rishi; rest of the group runs by him and heads over to Hoover Tower)
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Look out, it's Toby Gerhart!
Bear_medium Gerhart: Gerhart SMASH! Gerhart run outside zone! (knocks a motino out of Rishi's hand)
CALumbus Bear: Hey! Costs assessed! (Pulls out backup bottle of scotch)
Bear_medium Gerhart: OFF TACKLE! (Snatches bottle of scotch, drains it)
Bear_medium Ragnarok: He's unstoppable!
Spazzy McGee: Look! It's Bartholomew the Bear!
Bear_medium Bartholomew the Bear: WAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Bear_medium Gerhart: RAR!
Bear_medium Bartholomew the Bear: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA!
Bear_medium Gerhart: ...what?
Bear_medium Bartholomew the Bear: WAAAAAAAAAUGH! (Rips Gerhart's face off)
(Team CGB enters Hoover Tower)
Harbaugh (on cell phone): Yes, and then I want you to post a fanpost titled "How Cal can still go to the Rose Bowl..."
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Stop!
Harbaugh: It's too late! You'll never stop me now!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: Carp, quick, use your NSFW pics!
Bear_medium Carp: (begins spewing NSFW pics everywhere)
Harbaugh: Ha! I am immune to NSFW pics! I only like tight ends!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: carp, quick, do you have any gay porn?
Bear_medium Carp: (wordless look of disgust)
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Twist, you have to honk him!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: no! ive retired the honk! i cant honk anymore! I CANT DO IT RAGNAROK!
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Dude, just honk him already.
Bear_medium TwistNHook: But-
Bear_medium Ragnarok: Imagine it's Mrs. TwistNHook!
Bear_medium TwistNHook: HONK! (honks the shit out of Harbaugh)

Harbaugh: WTF (falls off Hoover Tower, gets mauled by bear)

 

 

(Everyone cheers. Rishi chugs motino. royrules tweets frantically. CALumbus Bear chugs scotch, fails to assess costs against gravity, falls over. 33SS keeps it real. CalBear81 mumbles something about how back in her day bears mauled people better.

 

Meanwhile, back in Berkeley, the California Golden Bears get ready to win the 2009 Big Game...)

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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I have to admit, I just skipped to the Bartholomew the Bear part. And still laughed at that photo. Rec’d.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 AM PST reply actions  

Good DBD, but...

…it needs more Bak Bak.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 5:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I do believe that this will be furd’s Thanksgiving break…if so we can turn that stadium into a 2nd Memorial

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by JrBear on Nov 19, 2009 5:31 AM PST up reply actions  

why would we want to?

Seriously, that stadium is so poorly setup… the upper deck – lower deck, baseball setup is just trrrble.

by dingosean on Nov 25, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, Sir Charles – don’t you have an Arizona prison to go ‘serve’ some time in?

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by BearStage on Nov 26, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Good stuff

BTW is anyone else’s front page totally fucked?

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 2:17 AM PST reply actions  

Best aiming to return for the UDub game

LINK

Best said he is shooting for Dec. 5 against Washington for a return. He acknowledged it’s going to be a day-by-day thing and there really is now way of knowing right now if he’ll be ready by then, but that is his goal. Best said he has had two rehab sessions and the second one, which was tonight, showed a lot of progress from the first one. He says if that rate of improvement continues, then Washington is a possibility.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:26 AM PST reply actions  

Best wasn't as scared as others about his own fall

LINK

Jahvid Best watched the replay twice. Unlike his mom, his friends and most fans, he was not really shaken seeing the way he soared through the air, got twisted in flight and crashed awkwardly to the turf.

Still, those replays made Best realize he could have been paralyzed on his frightening fall Nov. 7.

“That’s why I say I’m blessed,” he said. “Even the doctors said it should have been worse than it is. I’m just thankful. I thank God every day.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Boheim talks about Syracuse-Cal

Farudo:

– On whether Cal’s 3-point shooting ability poses a problem or plays into the hands of a team that uses an aggressive zone defense: "Any team that shoots well gives you trouble. It never plays into your hands. They’re a very good offensive team. They’ve got veteran guys that have been able to score, that have proven they can play offense."

– His impressions of PG Jerome Randle: "He’s a tremendous player He can score, he can penetrate, he’s as good as anybody in the country. Their perimeter guys are tremendous — they can really shoot the ball and they can get by you."

– On starting freshman Brandon Riche at point guard: "It’s a matter of feeling comfortable. Physically, he’s certainly strong enough to play as a freshman. Having veteran guys around you really helps you, which Brandon does have."

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:40 AM PST reply actions  

Harbaugh to Michigan speculation starting to gain fire

Mike Wilbon of PTI mentioned it yesterday, now a radio interview; of course Harbaugh denies it all.

Host Bruce Murray: "You are a hot prospect now in college football. You are going to be sought after. Do you have outs to go to other jobs should they present themselves in your contract?"

Jim Harbaugh: "Well, I love Stanford and I love the football players here and the coaches here. I’m not going to specifically discuss my contract but I hope to have the honor of coaching here, Bruce, for a very long time."

Murray: "But you’ve heard the rumors and I’m not saying that you would entertain it. You know if something doesn’t work out with Rich Rodriguez at Michigan, as an alum you’re going to be called by them … "

Harbaugh: "Let me just stop you right there, Bruce. This is big game week. This is Cal week, and as you would understand, all my focus and our focus has to be on that. So if we’re going to keep going into this I’ve got other things that are more pressing. … This week is just one of those weeks where the focus really has to be on the game we’ve got coming up."

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 AM PST reply actions  

Ratto believes the Notre Dame-Furd game is an audition for Harbaugh for the Irish coaching job

And seems to…uh…appreciate him a lot.

Besides, nobody does the not-a-candidate-candidate thing quite like Harbaugh. He’s as subtle as a bag of padlocks to the groin in everything he does, most notably of late the two-point conversion try against USC in an attempt to widen a four-touchdown lead with six minutes to play last weekend. It was such a trouser-dropping that Harbaugh’s explanation (“We were running well, and we just wanted to punch it in there”) has been interpreted widely and correctly and accurately as “I wanted to jam a golf umbrella in Pete Carroll’s nose and open it three or four times, just because I could. What of it?”

Harbaugh’s is that combination of attitude and unexpected success that causes potential job posters to drool. Classic good looks with a smile that says, “I’m about to deny what you just saw me do and I’m going to make you take my side.” He has snapped the once-comatose Stanford program back into regular sinus rhythm. He makes alums think, “That’s what we need around here.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 AM PST reply actions  

Pulitzer, meet Ratto.

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

For the Win!
He’s as subtle as a bag of padlocks to the groin in everything he does

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

there are times when Ratto’s pure gold. He can make me lol a good 60% of the time.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of a pro do you think Toby Gerhart could be?

Good, okay, flop?

The N.F.L. potential of Gerhart, who ranks second in touchdowns and third in rushing yards in the Football Bowl Subdivision, has shot up the way 14th-ranked Stanford has in the polls. But his presence in the April draft is not a foregone conclusion. The 6-foot-1, 235-pound Gerhart is also a professional baseball prospect. A three-year starter for the Cardinal, he is an outfielder known for his defense and speed on the bases.

After the bowl season, Gerhart will decide whether he will train for the N.F.L. scouting combine or plow right into his senior season of baseball. Gerhart has juggled both sports in high school and college because he could never settle on one.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 AM PST reply actions  

I’m going to go with utility outfielder. Can hit some, not enough to land a regular gig, at least not without injuries to other players.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Harbaugh the hottest coach in all of football?

Ann Killion of SI thinks so.

Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh warned Monday against the “ills of hubris”

Which was pretty amusing, considering he spent his weekend as the poster child for hubris (noun, Greek origin, definition: excessive self confidence, arrogance).

Harbaugh’s Stanford team has transformed from the wimpy Clark Kent of a few years ago to Superman — beating Oregon one week and vivisecting USC the next.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 AM PST reply actions  

Killion also used to work for the Merc.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

How much of a blue collar guy is Jim Harbaugh?

He values hard work apparently.

Harbaugh: "I just always felt if you work hard, great things will happen. It’s part of my upbringing. I respect a job well done. I like to watch a guy direct traffic for an hour. I’ve done it. He was doing a really good job at that."

Q: "You watched a guy direct traffic for an hour?"

Harbaugh: "I did."

Q: "Where?"

Harbaugh: "San Diego."

Q: "You just happened to see a guy directing traffic and you said, ‘That’s really neat. I’d like to watch him.’"

Harbaugh: "He was really good at it — with the hands, with the whistle, the way he was controlling the flow of the traffic. That’s the kind of stuff I like. I like watching people do something really well to the best of their God-given ability."

You learn certain Harbaugh nuggets from this vignette. He likes to watch someone direct traffic. He appreciates technique. He appreciates hard work. He appreciates regular people. And if you hang around him, say, 10 minutes, you’ll hear him use his favorite phrase — "blue-collar." Harbaugh uses it even though it’s a cliché and he works at the least blue-collar university in the known world.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 AM PST reply actions  

Flag'd!

Waaay too many Jimbo stories this morning.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that my great-grandfather – who used to set up workers’ co-ops in mill towns in central Scotland to break the monopolies of the companies in taking pay right back from their workers – would take the bag of padlocks to Harbaugh for describing himself as blue-collar… It’s such a dumb fucking meme I can barely stand it.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Gerhart's smart

LINK

The standard course load at Stanford is 15 credits. This quarter, Gerhart is taking 21. Then he’ll be three courses from his degree in management sciences and engineering. He’s taking investment science, integral calculus, introduction to optimization (engineering), prehistoric archaeology and high-technology entrepreneurship.

He’d like to go to a four-year graduate program that would give him both an MBA and a law degree, depending on how pro football works out.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 AM PST reply actions  

How can you be any kind of engineering major and be taking integral calculus as a senior?
That… that makes no sense to me. Is this some sort of ’Furd weird fake engineering major, or whar?

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions  

“Management sciences and engineering.” So he sciences and engineers management?

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the sort of thing to given prospective white collar managers enough engineering to talk to the underlings. A friend of mine (who was an engineer undergrad) did an MBA / MA program like that at Dartmouth.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So he’s learning how to assign people TPS reports?

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

high-technology entrepreneurship.

Yeah, that sounds like a really academic class. Reminds me of my buddies at Haas who used to take classes with names like “organizational behaviour”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the organizational behavior (spell it properly at least) class was pretty solid. We did a consulting project in lieu of a term paper, for a local non profit organization. It was pretty cool because they used that to build a charter and expand their services.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m a little biased because my Haas friends were all slackers who never seemed to do any work. I mean, I was a poli sci major, so I guess I’m just a raging hypocrite.

PS: The Queen spells it “behaviour”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You should really assimilate……you and Rishi

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s no need to call me a queen.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Organisational Behaviour was a really good class.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF? Integral calculus? Isn’t he a senior? That’s a high school course.

by GBB4188 on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I called it Math 1A, but you know, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe so... but he ain't no Joe Igber!

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

by Hey Bowles Hall! on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

damn right!!

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Chronicle Live will be at Palo Alto on Friday

LINK

Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, will hit the road Friday for a special edition of “Chronicle Live” on Friday at Stanford at 5 p.m. The show will break down Saturday’s 112th Big Game and will feature former Stanford and Cal players, broadcasters and alumni on the program.

The public is invited to watch a taping of the live show, which will take place at the football practice facility.

The guest list includes former Stanford football All-American Darrin Nelson, former voice of Stanford football Bob Murphy, former Stanford lineman and current Stanford radio broadcaster Mike McLaughlin, former Cal player and head coach Joe Kapp, and former Cal quarterback Steve Levy.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 AM PST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! STEVE LEVY!?!??!?!??!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Careful, he might throw a beer glass at you.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

AND he’ll hit you square in the head, unlike certain other Cal QB’s.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Justin Vedder?

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure. I was thinking Ayoob, but Ayoob jokes are sooo 2005. Plus, I’ve got nothing against the guy, so why bring his name into it. Although I just did. Dang.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Ayoob in the right system could have been good.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ayoob use to copy off my buddy’s geometry tests in high school… fun fact…

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by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I think he may have been good in Dunbar’s offense if he’s been able to beat out Longshore in 2006. Truth be told, I felt kinda bad for Ayoob that year.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The people’s quarterback returns!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Football Outsiders breaks down Cal's inconsistency

Unfortunately I can’t read it all because it’s Insider content. LAME.

The Big Game looms this weekend for Stanford and California, but thanks in part to California’s seemingly inconsistent play, it has been hard to get a read for who has an advantage. Jeff Tedford’s Golden Bears have proved they are a capable team by beating No. 17 Arizona without Jahvid Best and scoring 94 combined points against UCLA and Washington State. But they also scored a combined six points against Oregon and USC.

Cal has built a reputation for up-and-down play, but in terms of week-to-week performance, have they really been any less consistent than anybody else? Not really. In fact, they aren’t even in the top 5 most inconsistent teams. Let us explain.

And that’s where it ends. Again, LAME.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:08 AM PST reply actions  

I’m sure someone has an espn insider account, but they can’t post it here :(

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

ME

Actually, there isn’t anything more there on Cal. It just lists the top 5 most inconsistent teams (Boston College, Florida, Kansas State, Oregon, Virginia Tech) and then the top 5 most consistent teams (Connecticut, Vanderbilt, Northwestern, Washington, Florida State). No more mentions of Cal. Though I suppose the major takeaway is that it’s much easier to be consistently bad.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, UDub is one of the most consistent teams? Even though they beat USC?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck, Heisman candidate?

Has he been playing like one?

QUARTERBACKS

   1. Andrew Luck, Stanford FR

   Must admit I was sleeping on this redshirt freshman until the Cardinal’s whompin’ of Oregon. Then I made a point to see him against Southern California’s battered resistance. And look, I know USC is a shell of its ’08 defense. But Jim Plunkett and John Elway will be proud of this kid. He is one impressive specimen.

   After stumbling against Oregon State, he’s had one great game after another. Without being reckless, Luck zips passes between the seams and picks his spots nicely. Only three picks all year in 238 attempts. Can really zing the 14-yard square-out, has a quick, fluid release and hits the long ball, witness his whopping 9.3 yards per attempt even with an ordinary .580 completion rate.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 AM PST reply actions  

If he keeps playing like he did against Oregon… He’ll be one of the best college quarterbacks in years.

I hate that guy.

It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"

by JShufelt on Nov 19, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No! Truth I say! I really do hate the guy.

It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"

by JShufelt on Nov 19, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Can we form an alliance to invade Stanford?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Theres nobody to invade!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Stanford’s campus, not their football stadium.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

NAILED IT!

It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"

by JShufelt on Nov 19, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Your Bleacher Report post of the day...

This is why Gerhart won’t win the Heisman:

To the voters, Gerhart is, if I can venture the term, a “system runner.” A trumped-up fullback in a power-running game who’s shown uncommon speed and balance, but is nowhere near the “other” running backs in terms of skill because of his race.

This will be what prevents him from winning the Heisman.

Now, I am certainly not saying the Heisman is biased against white people. That’d be a tough argument to make, given that only two black players have won this decade.

But Gerhart is still the victim of a subtle, persistent racism against white running backs—and against blacks in the quarterback position, for what it’s worth. And though this subtle racism can be supported by NFL combines and Wonderlic tests, it harms those small few who are the exception.

Donovan McNabb is probably one of the greatest players this decade, and certainly one of the most exciting to watch, lack of Super Bowl rings aside. But in those games, or stretches of games, where he’s struggled, it is his intelligence, not his ability, that is routinely questioned.

We can fire the Rush Limbaughs of the sports announcing world all we want. (Although, is Keith Olbermann really a better choice?) The belief that McNabb, Jason Campbell, or Vince Young cannot succeed because they’re not naturally bright will persist each time they face difficulty in games.

On the other side of the coin is Gerhart. Heisman voters will be quick to point out his 82 yards against Wake Forest in Stanford’s 24-17 loss in Week Two, or his 96 yards in the Cardinal’s 38-28 loss to Oregon State.

If Gerhart was the Great White Hope, why didn’t his natural ability help him rise above those struggles?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 AM PST reply actions  

No, Gerhart won’t win the Heisman because he’s WHITE

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s racist!

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

No it’s not. All white runningbacks are really fullbacks. Didn’t you get the memo?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Pics of you in a suit or you work in a call center in Mumbai

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

fb?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people in Mumbai call centres do wear suits.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

pics of you in a suit answer phones or you’re really just a chai walla

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be the worst chai wallah ever.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

How about motino wallah?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that’s a job I can sink my teeth into!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d consider a management position as a punka-wallah.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He was offered fullback at SC and said no thanks. Plainly USC is racist.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You have 9 RBs and none are white!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

As an addendum, I present Brandon Hancock

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, he was green like Hulk, the amount of make-up used to make him feel like fit in was considerable.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for bringing the logic

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Logic phail: Jason Campbell would be dumb as a bag of rocks if his name was Colt Whitey McCoy. He couldn’t learn the Auburn playbook without walking through it on the field, it’s no surprise he hasn’t done well in the pros.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Monty and the Cal hoops team arrived Tuesday night in NYC

Now they try and adjust to the lights under Madison Square Garden. Also a Jeff Goodman podcast discussing Syracuse’s famous 2-3 zone.

It’s a been-there-done-that situation for Montgomery, but not for most of his players. Indeed, the anticipation of competing at the historic facility has put his team in a different mood.

“The practice was very spirited,” Montgomery said at Monday’s press conference. “(The players) are excited about it-as they should be. It’s an interesting place, and it’s a fun place to go.”

Christopher was at Madison Square Garden for the NBA Draft in 2007, when his friend Kevin Durant was taken as the second pick overall, but the swingman has never played there. And instead of trying to overcome the jitters, he thinks Cal (2-0) can use the added excitement to its advantage.

“We kinda want to be a little more amped up for the game instead of calm,” Christopher said. “We need to be fired up.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:25 AM PST reply actions  

Any

extended fake conversation between blog posters using photos is win.

by LeonPowe on Nov 19, 2009 3:26 AM PST reply actions  

rec;d

’cept there are no wimmins on teh innernetz

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So...

Wanna see my Burberry derivatives?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So…. wanna polish my Heisman?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve been hanging out with Matt Leinart again.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

But his methods work!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That is indisputable.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

and can I buy you a Motino?

by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to be better at getting girls to buy me drinks :(

I’m getting old and my game is going down :(

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

God, you confidence is so manly

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So, I live upstairs…

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF

I have never seen ANY of my girfliends EVER buy a guy a drink (who wasn’t already a friend).

by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

really?

i’ve been married for over 15 years, and have had women i don’t know buy me a drink numerous times.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

The ring is magical.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

quite possibly.

i have not done any controled experiements to evaluate that theory though.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

the empirical evidence you need

it’s all over the Webz

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah....

I don’t trust innernets research to much….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Strewth… the ring has a magical effect on women, dunno why. I wish I had known before I got hitched, I could have used it as a douchey ploy to score.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Once again, it works.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this time to make a “my preciousss” joke?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s crazy. neither i nor any of my GFs would do that. AND A RING TOO. jebus. you must be INCREDIBLY HOT.

well okay… mazel tov.

by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re assuming Rishi (hot) >> Girl-Buyers(norm), but I would like to postulate Rishi(norm) >> Girl-Buyers(desperate).

The ratio between them may be the same, but relative to the population…

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

she was responding to Rocksanddirt though… he’s obviously a 9 or 10

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, sure. Yea.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you so mean?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Only desperate women would buy drinks for Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I should question you, given how intimately familiar you are with desperate women, but how would you know?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

As a desperate woman myself I want to buy you a drink tomorrow at Royal.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You going to the after-party? I’m not going to Royal, but maybe the after-party.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If by after-party, you mean BART train, then yes, yes I will be at the after-party.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If I go to Royal, will you buy me a drink?

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by Rishi on Nov 20, 2009 6:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 20, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll buy you a drink, you brought the beer at the tailgate.

by turkey on Nov 20, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Black Eyed Peas, is that you?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

one day late but...

oh i get it. fill up your cups.

by since1997 on Nov 20, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I used to be master of that innocent look that worked.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

slow responder. i work for a living.

honestly? a girl, you JUST MET, has bought you a drink in the past? like in a pick-up kind of way? Not like when a chick says, I GOT SHOTS! WHO’S IN?

by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Fast responder — I have male ADD and do pitchbooks on one monitor and CGB on another.

And, yes, a girl I just met has bought me, Rishi, a drink. It’s happened on quite a few occasions. Like I said, acting shy and innocent (once upon a time it wasn’t an act) works sometimes.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But was it Latika?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but then my brother took her away from me

And the drink too :(

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

pitchbooks…ahh… sounds like my life 5 years ago. now i got my own bitches doin that for me. perks of being old.

well okay.. mazel tov.

by since1997 on Nov 19, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fine doing pitchbooks — I know my place in society.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to drive allt he way to the Courthouse today to pick up boxes of exihbits. Life as the lowest on the totem pole.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to figure out a way to convince a girl to buy me a drink not because I want to a)drink alcohol or b)cheat on my wife, but just because I need to take my mooching to the next level. I’m so remarkably good at mooching, but this is uncharted territory, yknow?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You want women who are not your wife to buy you drinks you have no interest in or intention of drinking? Does your vanity know no bounds?!?!?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I’m currently part of Arrogance Without Borders.

We’re the best Without Borders group around!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This was so f'ing funny

LMFAO LOFL ROTFL errrrrything.

I know a TON of your members.

by since1997 on Nov 20, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the same reason that Sir Edmund Hilary gave for climbing Everest: because it’s there.

by DC Trojan on Nov 20, 2009 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell them you don’t drink.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This. Telling someone you don’t drink is the surest way of getting them to buy you a drink.

Why? Because 90-95% of people not only ignore the personal boundaries of others, but also feel compelled to make those others do whatever it is they don’t want to do. Heaven forbid we just take someone at their word once in a while.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, that’s how my friends get free drinks out of me — just say they don’t feel like drinking. etc. (but they’re my friends, so peer pressure is awesome!)

But, yes, it works.

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by Rishi on Nov 20, 2009 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

But why not just leave them alone and NOT buy them a drink? If they don’t feel like drinking, let them not drink in peace.

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by BearStage on Nov 20, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Peer Pressure is AWESOME

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by Rishi on Nov 20, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

boooooooooooo

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by BearStage on Nov 20, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

For god’s sake, Twist, if you’re that desperate, drive up to Sacramento and I’ll buy you a damn drink. And don’t you dare tell me that I don’t qualify as a “girl,” or you’re a dead man.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I am desperate enough to want you to buy me a drink, but NOT desperate enoug to set foot in Sacto.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I am desperate enough to want you to buy me a drink

With diplomatic skills like that, I foresee a lifetime of you driving to courthouses to pick up boxes.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This will be exactly like Driving Ms. Daisy!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re African American — and Jewish? Praise the Lord, Sammy Davis is risen!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes and instead of an old woman in the back of the car, its merely a bunch of boxes!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 20, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Farudo and Monty agree: Randle is the key to beating Syracuse

LINK

Boeheim is such a guru of the zone alignment he sells a DVD called “Jim Boeheim’s Complete Guide to the 2-3 Zone Defense.” Price tag: $39.99. Probably worth the price, considering it includes a segment on how to take advantage of any zone defense.

The man responsible for triggering Cal’s attack is point guard Jerome Randle, who is generously listed at 5-10, but has great quickness and deep shooting range.

“There’s always a way to beat a zone,” Randle said. “You need ball movement and penetration. What we have to do is not get trigger happy. We have to be smart, pass the ball, get our big men involved, take great shots.”

Montgomery agreed that Randle’s decision-making will be a key. “They’re going to get to him a little quicker than he’s used to,” Montgomery said. “He’s going to have to pick and choose his moments. But Jerome’s our guy.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 AM PST reply actions  

Boeheim happy with his team's recent performance on defense

LINK

The Orange beat Robert Morris 100-60, and looked like an unstoppable force—quite the opposite from the Le Moyne game, which some of the SU players are still bitter about. "A loss like that leaves a bad taste in your mouth," said Jardine, who finished with six points and nine assists, after the Robert Morris game. "I don’t know about the other guys, but if everybody felt the way I felt, they wouldn’t want to feel that way again."

While returning senior shooting guard Andy Rautins has reclaimed his role in the offense, freshman point guard Triche brings a new dimension to the team. Triche might not be faster than Flynn, but he’s stronger and drives to the hoop with the same reckless abandon as Jonny. And at 6-feet-4, he stands about a half-foot taller than his predecessor, and that elongated whirling wingspan makes it that much more visually obstructive for the opponent he’s guarding to find an open teammate or shot. And he knows that ability and focus can take his team a long way.

"It was the {28} turnovers and the way we played defense," said Triche of why he thought the Orange cruised to victory. "We’re playing better defense than we ever did last year {as a first-year player this year, Triche must have been carefully studying last year’s team to make that statement, or has over-indulged playing EA Sports’ NCAA Basketball ’09 on X-Box} and getting our hands on a lot of basketballs and rebounding better, and that’s the key to our season."

The Orange’s smothering defense and constant double-teaming caused many bad shots and turnovers, which ultimately led to 25 easy fast break points. But the rotation in and out of the zone was a thing of beauty.

"We’ve been really active and trapping the ball more than we have in the past," said Boeheim. "We are a little bigger so the traps are more effective. I thought the other night {against Albany on Nov. 9} we had a tremendous defensive game but we really struggled on offense. Tonight, we had a really good defensive game but played really well offensively."

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:30 AM PST reply actions  

UC fee hikes on their way?

LINK

As hundreds of students rushed the building today where UC Regents were meeting – throwing wet red bandannas meant to look like blood – the regents’ finance committee voted to recommend a 32 percent student fee increase, setting off planned protests at several UC campuses.

The vote all but ensured that the full governing board on Thursday will raise the annual price of a UC education to $10,302 for next fall.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 AM PST reply actions  

Would love to see them drug test people on welfare, unemployment, and food stamps. No passy, no laundry.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

huh? Explain please.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If you get money from the state, you take and pass your piss test with flying colors with no funny business. Positive test and/or refusal = no state funds.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So people on drugs don’t need help? Don’t have families to feed?

Also, if we’re drug testing people who use state funds, why not drug test every student in the UC system?

I’m just not a fan of picking on those who have the least, while not sharing that scrutiny with the rest of us.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Sure they need help – drug testing gives them an out to say no to crack, thereby allowing them to feed their families. Several groups of people get drug tested (cops, nurses, teachers, firefighters, crane operators unless you work for Reliable Crane & Rigging, etc) so why shouldn’t the people living off working taxpayers?

2) Wouldn’t be the end of the world, though I don’t think we’re there yet. Certainly, if state- or federally-funded students have issues with drugs, they could then have a mandatory program that is activated.

3) I’m not of fan of watching my paycheck decrease so others can score smack. I, too, think programs like welfare, unemployment, WIC, etc are good things but are frequently abused.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes carp, welfare is just a way for the government to subsidize drug use. The Republican Party is over there, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the Republican Party!

We starve babies — just because we can!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you starved the babies so you could drink their blood for sustanence.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m vegetarian.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no meat in blood!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes vegan. NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he can have bacon.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Pigs aren’t animals?

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by Rishi on Nov 20, 2009 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

They are so delicious, they transcend mere “animal” status.

by DC Trojan on Nov 20, 2009 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm hungry

Bacon cheeseburger = WIN

You hear that Rishi. Slaughtered cow and pig!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 20, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yum YUM!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 20, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

c’mon buddy, even you have to admit it’s abused.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you selfish? Can you not spare another $100 of your tax money to help starving kids?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You know Rishi, you come up with the same pathetic straw men over and over, and then complain that I don’t take your political opinions seriously…

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing you never do that!
Yes carp, welfare is just a way for the government to subsidize drug use. The Republican Party is over there, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what he said.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, okay, explain.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, don’t explain.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll happily have my tax dollars go to help starving kids so long as food gets put in their bellies and not going in mom’s crack pipe.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Very few social services consist of the state handing people a blank check. Think stuff like school lunches, food stamps, etc.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They have to work for it. Food “stamps” are generally administered like a debit card. If you want to get crack, you’ve got to buy stuff and resell it to raise crack money. It’s really like a micro-business subsidy.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if it is, demonizing poor people isn’t gonna fix it.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

woah woah woah!

When did drug test = demonizing?

A lot of working middle and even upper class people give drug tests which promotes a safe working environment.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“the people living off working taxpayers”?

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You can have my bong when you pry it from my warm clammy hands.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

- Food stamps can’t be used to buy drugs. Take away food stamps, we take food out of their children’s mouths.

- Drug addicts aren’t the reason there’s so much unemployment fraud. There are tons of other larger factors.

- Welfare does a lot of good for a lot of people. But you’re right, welfare is also abused. Maybe people are lazy. Maybe they just don’t give a fuck and love livin’ off the gov’t teat. Are there some drug addicts on welfare? Sure, but that’s not the main drag.

and honestly? This is an example of a huge problem (SFW). Ol’ Dirty Bastard (of the Wu-Tang Clan) drives to the welfare office IN A LIMO to go pick up food stamps. And he gets them!! How the hell is he still in the system?? There’s your wasted money – the government not keeping tabs on its records.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Ol’ Dirty is now dead.

He obviously needed them.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there are definitely problems with the system, which is somewhat to be expected. And welfare fraud should be curbed wherever possible. But the idea that welfare/all social services is just handouts for lazy people is absurd.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying that!

Drug testing will prevent a lot of fraud, as well as better record keeping by the state (as BearStage suggested).

I don’t understand how passing a piss test prior to getting unemployment or welfare checks is unreasonable.

Also, if this money was getting spent wisely, perhaps there would be less of a demand for free lunches at school, etc.

For those that think this isn’t relevant to UC, you’re wrong. This is a major problem at it’s affecting our state funds.

I’m saving illegal immigrants for another day.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saving illegal immigrants for another day

I’m not! They’d better get to work now! COMPRENDE?:@!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Think about the logistics of drug testing every person who uses state services, and how much that would cost.

Incidentally, I’m not sure whether welfare fraud has a major impact on UC funding.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Food stamps can’t be used to buy drugs. Take away food stamps, we take food out of their children’s mouths.

Except food stamps can be used late night at 7-11, which is when drug users buy munchie food, thus encouraging the use of dangerous gateway drugs like marijuana. If you take those food stamps away and they have to deal with unsatisfied munchies, they’ll stop using drugs!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict a serious post by HolmoePhobe

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you’re back, Thoroughbred.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Appreciated.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ITT Carp completely misunderstands the purpose of state assistance.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. I think I completely understand the purpose of state assistance. In fact, I’m happy we have such programs. What I’m unhappy about is the large (ok…SIGNIFCANT) portion of people who completely fucking abuse it.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I take my cues on the subject from The Corner by David Simon and Ed Burns: welfare exists in large part as a bribe to drug users to mitigate the damage they do. Cut off the flow of money into the inner city, watch the crime rates rise in the suburbs.

Require people to piss clean in order to get their welfare money and you get something like three results: 1.) a few users hit bottom and at least try to quit (which is of course no guarantee that they will, addiction being what it is), 2.) the street price for clean urine goes through the roof, and 3.) all the money the government saves in welfare disbursement gets taken out of society’s ass in the form of more violent and property crime.

It sucks, but what am I going to do? (I’m a happy fatalist, so nothing.) In any case, read The Corner, it’s probably the best nonfiction volume I’ve ever read.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly the best way to fix all these problems is to address the social issues that lead to so many of the problems in the ‘inner cities’ – but that’s a long-term solution that no one ever really thinks about. People aren’t born criminals or drug addicts. Quality of life in the inner cities is a big concern that needs to be addressed. Not in terms of creature comforts, but in terms of the lives being lived. Why do so many end up in jail? Why do so many families fall apart? What is happening in people’s formative years that makes them think that crime is an appropriate place to turn? Why do people still feel like (and are treated like) second-class citizens in the America of 2009?

There are a lot of deep, deep social issues that have gone unaddressed for generations – but no one high enough on the totem pole seems to see their importance. Solving these problems long-term, sadly, will take a lot more than drug tests and better record-keeping.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 20, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Rally on Sproul--three day strike underway

LINK

More than 1,000 union members, students, professors and other supporters assembled at a noon rally in front of Sproul Hall Wednesday to kick off three days of action decrying a vote on a student fee increase by the UC Board of Regents.

The day’s activities also included picket lines around campus, a march and the occupation of a campus building. According to UCPD Sgt. Andrew Tucker, officers arrested one person who possessed a knife and whose “activity rose to the level of inciting violence.”

Wednesday’s rally coincided with a two-day worker strike by the local chapters of the University Professional and Technical Employees and Coalition of University Employees unions.

At about 1:30 p.m., the rally transitioned into a march around Berkeley, eventually settling at California Hall where nearly 400 people linked arms around the administrative building.

Later on in the evening 37 people-18 of which were UC students-occupied the architecture and engineering building while police waited outside. The occupants emerged from the building after giving their names to the police, who said they would be discussing the possibility of criminal charges.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 AM PST reply actions  

It’s not a strike if you announce ahead of time that it’s only going to last for 3 days.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Great article.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 6:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I found the writing to be of the highest quality.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I should switch careers and become a physical therapist and trainer for a college women’s volleyball team.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I totally read all those words and stuff below the picture.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't understand

Why wouldn’t you read anything after the pic….
oh, I see what you mean there.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to start dreaming about volleyball instead of football.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This is terrible volleyball porn

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

But as she reached to massage my leg, I felt relief, but I couldnt help but feel another sensation.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Avinash, you get mad props for putting all these Big Game and other Cal related links in here.

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for author being Indian.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for over racism.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for not being racist enough.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I always liked the half regular/half sweet potato mix.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet potatoes are phenom.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Meebo creator is a Furd supporter!

And when you boot up meebo, you get a message telling you to support the Card! Clearly, we must hit up his comment section!

http://blog.meebo.com/?p=2099#comments

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:03 AM PST reply actions  

Millers picks against us 3 weeks in a row!

Bq.Stanford 30, California 27: Cal’s defense awoke last week against Arizona, and the Bears have been mostly good against the run this year. So Toby Gerhart can’t win back " The Axe" on his own. It’s going to take a good day from Cardinal quarterback Andrew Luck, and there’s no reason to believe he won’t produce it playing at home.

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 7:18 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Mobile Fail

Stanford 30, California 27: Cal’s defense awoke last week against Arizona, and the Bears have been mostly good against the run this year. So Toby Gerhart can’t win back " The Axe" on his own. It’s going to take a good day from Cardinal quarterback Andrew Luck, and there’s no reason to believe he won’t produce it playing at home.

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, there are like 4,000 links in this DBD and NOBODY put i the CalBears.com ones? Back to the griss mill!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:42 AM PST reply actions  

People read the Calbears.com links?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Nov 19, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what Band’s percentage rate is? No one goes pro in band, but I know it doesn’t have 100%.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

its pretty damn close…. but it depends how youre counting it i spose

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher than school average, definitely, right? In Recruiting we used to say that the band has a higher GPA than the average for the school, which was probably true — at some point.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Does playing a shitload of Rock Band count as going pro in band?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

is anyone paying you? then, no.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 20, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thousands of student athletes go pro in something other than sports

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 19, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me why we shouldn’t subsidize the athletic department’s nonrevenue sports again?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

In addition, the football team’s freshman 2002 class – head coach Jeff Tedford’s first group of recruits – had a 71 percent graduation rate, an improvement of 18 percent from the previous year.

That’s a pretty big jump!

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mens soccer player named All American:


BERKELEY – California junior forward Andrew Wiedeman claimed a spot on the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America second team as selected by the College Sports Information Directors of America, CoSIDA announced on Wednesday. The social welfare major earned the spot on the University Division’s second team with a 3.45 grade-point average.

To be eligible for the national team, a student athlete had to have been selected to his District’s first team, as Wiedeman was. Initial nomination criteria at the District level includes being a varsity starter or key reserve, maintaining a cumulative grade-point average of 3.30 on a scale of 4.00, reaching sophomore athletic and academic standing at his current institution and be nominated by their sports information director.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

More honors for Mens Soccer:

BERKELEY – California junior forward Andrew Wiedeman, junior midfielder Hector Jimenez and junior defender A.J. Soares were named to the All-Pac-10 Conference first team and four more Golden Bears earned second-team or honorable mention distinction, Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott announced on Nov. 17. Cal sophomore goalkeeper David Bingham and junior midfielder Servando Carrasco earned spots on the conference’s second team, while senior Jeff Cosgriff and senior defender Jacob Wilson claimed honorable mention for the Bears, who finished the 2009 season with a 9-8-1 overall record (3-6-1 Pac-10).

This marked the third all-conference honor for Wiedeman and the second for Jimenez, Soares and Wilson. Wiedeman was a first-team selection in 2008 and earned a second-team spot in 2007. Jimenez also earned a berth on the 2008 All-Pac-10 first team, Soares was a 2008 second-team player and Wilson claimed honorable mention in 2008.

Wiedeman, who was one of the most dangerous attacking players on the West Coast this season, was Cal’s leading scorer in 2009. He paced the Bears in points (26), goals (11) and game-winning goals (5) after starting all 18 games. The San Ramon, Calif., product also tied Cosgriff for second on the team with four assists. Wiedeman was named to three important preseason award lists – the Watch List for the Missouri Athletic Club Hermann Trophy and the preseason All-America teams for Soccer America and College Soccer News.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

Holmoe, great DBD. I wonder what it’d be to read this if you had never seen CGB before and had no idea what was going on. It’d blow your mind!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

To be fair, I’m sure half the DBDs are like that to outsiders.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I just got here. What’s going on? What’s HONK mean?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would Coach Harbaugh call a man named RoyRules22???? Doesnt he have traffic to watch?>

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome DBD

Hilarious…….I laughed, I cried…..but mostly that was just because I wasn’t included in the story…….if it weren’t for that lupus, I would have been more visible over the last couple weeks.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry dude, you haven’t been posting much recently and I couldn’t think of a good shtick for you. You’re not weird enough.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m weird enough that you built your signature in my honor.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to the doctor today to get my hand checked out. Dbonemightbetightagain.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for including me HolmoePhobe…it prevented bitterness.

by Tedfordisgod on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody’s Sour!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked how I was utilized, but would have enjoyed it more if he put the ’furd NSFW pic of the gal wearing just a backpack and cotton shorts.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

wait……..such a pic exists?

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but it’s gross.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s so rong.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

NSFW - Today only boys.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stanfordfront.jpg

Be careful.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

man face alert

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

for ’furd girls this is about as good as it gets.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

The women there are flatter than their campus.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

awwwww-woooooooga!

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be honest, we’d all hit it.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

if i had a ski mask handy, you bet your ass

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It is possible to position a young lady such that you aren’t looking at her face during coitus.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting in theory…Infeasible in practice

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

if we’re talking about viewing the face at any point during the meeting, i feel my points stand to reason

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

so rong.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

true, but at the point

in an encounter where visual stimuli might have a substantive negative effect, that can be limited through the use of judicious positioning of the individuals involved.

just say’n…

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I see. Well, yes, you might have to look at her in order to get things under way. But if you live in the moment then all you have to do is turn her around and get focused on busting that nut.

I don’t think that I’d be that choosy.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

yes.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

INTERNET MALE SYNDROME ALERT! I REPEAT INTERNET MALE SYNDROME ALERT!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well, Twist, some of us have standards…::harumphs::

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Arent you like bedridden and barely able to use a computer let alone have sex with a woman?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

doing better…

it didn’t seem to prevent your me and your wife from anything

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NO YOU DIDN’T

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on you. I’m actually single and insane and Mrs. Twist is merely a figment of my imagination!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So that WAS an actress!

PS: We knew the insane part already.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, technically your wife being a figment of your imagination would therefore allow Thoroughbred to do as he pleases with her.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So sad I can’t even use my looks of innocence to get women to buy me drinks!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you lost your looks of innocence AGES ago.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What would you know about that?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

in a certain time in my life....

sure! several times! unless she talked a lot.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You like the silent types?

Are you a rapist?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

*snort*

more like the interaction between sessions….

if it’s a constant stream of blathering princess talk, i’d have to leave.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you iPhone!

Now what the fuck is that backpack doing there?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Because you’re thinking she could just carry her books on that rack?

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

She can use a rolling backpack!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You missed my pun, but that’s ok.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the once-bitten Granny Smith green apple.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

After your baby arrived, your eyes have been focusing on the wrong things. Unless of course, you’re implying you’d like a bite of those apples.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we need to start a FREE carp campaign.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You could then change your screenname to dcarpisloose

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I told carp to do what he wanted.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

only a one time thing…or at least a rarity (in honor of the Big Game).

I think I’ve successfully removed the Horniest Man on the Internetz belt?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think T-bred is angling to replace you.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to ask my girlfriend for one of those.

Seriously.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That should be the prize for winning the College Fantasy Football league

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You can just fantacize about a crystal trophy

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Until Twist knocks it off its hallowed resting place.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you not see what happened when an SC player knocked over the Crystal Trophy?

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My buddies and I have a Trophy of Awesomeness that we award for our fantasy baseball league. I had to pay 8 bucks to have it engraved and 15 bucks to send it to the new league winner after I didn’t repeat this year. I also need to get a new bowl to hold my powerbars.

That said, if people really are interested in doing something like that for any of the fantasy leagues, I don’t mind chipping in towards a trophy.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowl Pick ’em?

did Avi ever get that JJ Arrington jersey (UHGHGHGHHHH)?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No. He paid me back with free football/basketball prospectus books.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it turns out it wasn’t actually a J.J. Arrington jersey. It was a generic Cal jersey with the number 32. What blew my mind is that no one of any significance has worn the number 32 in years.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

is that still a winnable item or…?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose it’s technically winnable in that it’s still sitting in my closet. I think.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we wait and see if I beat you this weekend?

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh…I’ve been so good. I can’t revert back to my sinning ways.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Making people happy is sinning now?

You’ve changed.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I weird enough? I pretty much got the straight man treatment.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry dude…there needs to be at least one semi-normal person to help drive what passes for a plot, and CGB isn’t exactly overflowing with normal people.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What SBN blog has the most normal people?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly it’s Roll Bama Roll.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I said most normal people, not fewest teeth.

NOBODY SHOW KLEPH THIS POST!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ha, fair enough, fair enough.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, you could solve this problem yourself by just acting weirder. Pretend you’re Twist for a few days, see how it goes.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure my wife would kick me out of the house if I tried it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Shed just be pissed that you ran out of her shampoo and conditioner so quickly. Im actually kinda pissed right now because my wife keeps using my condititoner.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Norcal.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW

DARE

YOU

(crap, you nailed it)

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 19, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oddly enough Im getting a problem where the fanposts et al are showing up BELOW the regular stories. Is anybody else getting this?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

yes, I get that also

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

call Blez on the mobile!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Its fixed now. The SBN Support guy said there was rogue code. ROGUE CODE?!?! Our code is going rogue.

IT’S ALL PART OF SARAH PALIN’S PLAN! SHE’S TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THE LIBERAL MEDIA, ONE SBN BLOG AT A TIME!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sarah Palin going rogue on an SBN blog?

HIRE ALAMAR!!!

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

re<’d

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, if you are reading this, FUCK YOU AND SEED. I mean this in the nicest way possible, but Marching Song works his ass off to put these videos together. It doesn’t take much to seed and help him out. Show that you value the contribution that he brings to CGB.

Unless you don’t want to see any more great videos and torrents at CGB. In which case, continue being the lazy and selfish assholes that you are.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

But I don’t torrent. How can I help?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Dream more about Cal winning.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Done and done.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey there, Twist, other people read this too!

It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"

by JShufelt on Nov 19, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are the Jesus Police gonna nab me now?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Likely.

It's spelled "S-H-U-V-3-0-0-0"

by JShufelt on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring out the comfy chair!

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Cardinal Biggles… get – THE CUSHY PILLOWS!!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Your righteous sense of responsibility and morality is a quite a downer.

=P

I always seed for at least a day but haven’t been able to DL the basketball torrents. Next one I do, I’ll be sure to heed your words.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

I’ll go home and download the game and seed it. Even though I haven’t broken out my BitTorrent in months.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually seed 5x ratio…should I do more?

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. No, you’re good. If everyone gets to 1X up then none of us would be having any problems and the cappers wouldn’t have to work so hard. Ideally, the guys who put in the hours to cap, should not have to seed…. although right now, they do most of it. People like you make it easy and fun for them. Bravo.

by danzig on Nov 19, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

well, i seeded 5.1x or the ASU game! ACKNOWLEDGE ME, danzig!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, free hand job the next time you’re in town. Although I get to pick who’s giving the hand job.

jk… really man, I appreciate it when you contribute.

by danzig on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

please don’t jk me like that. you tear me apart.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure it’s not just saying it has a headache?

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nailed it

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s lupus.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If it is, it’s not a toomah.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Die Traumdeutung (The Interpretation of Dreams)

So far this season all my Cal game dreams have had pieces of information that ended up being true. And as the season has gone on, I’ve learned how to interpret them better.

My first dream was about the Oregon game, where I watched us lose (AND I met Aaron Rodgers!). My second was about the UCLA game, which I got the scoring right, but the outcome wrong. The third was about Oregon St., where I dreamt about falling into a pit because Twist wouldn’t help me get across the bridge that was out. Damn you Twist!!!!

Last night, I dreamt that Big Game was being played on a wet, muddy field and the score very late in the game was much lower than one would expect. I won’t give away who wins, but if you want to bet based on my dream, the low scoring is your clue. AND I met Jahvid Best!! He really is as nice in person as he seems in the media. We had a good chat.

Go Bears!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

How does one respond to this other than to ask you to dream more often, and start throwing in some dreams about Cal basketball.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping for a dream about today’s game against Syracuse, but I haven’t mastered my gift yet. I’ll keep trying tho.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Last night I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie, and that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie but there I was. I was taken to a place: the Hall of the Mountain Kings. I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world. In front of every kind of girl, there was black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones. Out of the middle came a lady. She whispered in my ear something crazy, she said, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.” I thought to myself what could that mean? Am I going crazy or is this just a dream? Now, wait a minute. I know I’m lying in a field of grass somewhere, so it’s all in my head and then.. I heard her say one more time, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.” I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back as she disappeared, but soon she returned. In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass. She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass and raised it to her lips. And just before she drank it, she said, “Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl.”

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Are these song lyrics? Do you not take my dreams seriously? I have a gift that I’m trying to share with the world here.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

oh sry im dreaming bout heroin lolz

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

keep the heroin away from the lemurs….they’re lazy eough

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie

Seth Rogen?

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been outed he he he he he he he!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

CBKWit, is that you???

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal Voted Littlest Conference Rival

UCLA – 26.0%
USC – 11.9%
Washington – 10.8%
Oregon St. – 10.2%
Oregon – 10.1%
ASU – 8.0%
Arizona – 6.9%
Stanford – 6.2%
Wazzou – 4.9%
Cal – 3.3%

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/specials/fansurvey/2009/pac10.html

Probably more behind furd has no fans.

Cal also ranked 4th for rudest fans but 3rd for most polite fans in the Pac-10.

by chowder on Nov 19, 2009 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

Interesting read, rec’d.

However, those numbers are kinda meaningless unweighted. Cal could be 3.3% just because less fans from our traditional rivals voted in the poll.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal also ranked 4th for rudest fans but 3rd for most polite fans in the Pac-10.

Hahha…

by danzig on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

A PLEASANT MORNINGTIDE TO YOU MY GOOD SIR. ALSO, FUCK YOU.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Its because were dicks, but only sarcastically.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

punctuation phail?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

were vs. we’re

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE TO USE APOSTROPHES NOW?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

we’re or were

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s because everyone loves us. Tedford’s dreamy and Oski’s cuddly

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I harass the shit out of every opposing fan I see. On the bus, at the tailgate, anywhere. I admit, I take it easy on the coeds.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I take it easy on the coeds.

I bet you do.

Are you going to the farm? Is there ever a possibility of meeting THE carp in person? I’ll roam the groves yelling “NSFW!”

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I am, unfortunately, a game day decision. The wife’s not too pleased that I’ve spent 6 saturday’s at Cal games (w/ tailgating) when I could have been spending it with the baby. Combine this with the fact that both he and the wife are a little under the weather and I think Jahvid Best has a better chance of playing than me making it to Palo Alto.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

…did she not know that there would be football when she had the kid?!

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

...

I take back every mean thing I’ve said about you.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

AndBears is on fire this morning!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This

+2

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Mom?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Will you marry me?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

ragnarok in 3… Oh never mind he’s too busy with the dolphin

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a new job. I’m working a lot more, and I’m trying to play it straight until I feel more secure in my position. It’s not at Sea World. Be funnier, or give up the joke.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Be funnier, or give up the joke.

OH SNAP! RAGNAROK LAYING THE SMACK DOWN!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, congrats! Sorry you had to leave your old one, I know you liked it there.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just when I think this DBD can't get better...

it does.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

ZOONEWS FTW

We’ll be @ Big Freeze tonite and Big Game Saturday. Bundle up, junior, it’s going to be COLD & LOUD.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we’d be going if he was feeling OK. We’ve had some epic inconsolable cry fests as of late.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Our theory: nobody can hear him cry @ Big Freeze / Big Game!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

This might make up for the fact that there will be no band to yell about the goalie being a black hole (and other things!). Will you and Zoo Jr be swearing like cold drunk sailors?!

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s fucking how we fucking speak in our fucking family, so fucking yes.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What?!! The band isn’t going to the Big Freeze?

I’ll bring my trumpet.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So she let you go to Wazzu, but you can’t haggle your way into the first Big Game featuring two ranked teams since 1991?

Good job, sir. Good job.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So much anti-carpism going on here. And after he gave us all some NSFW.

Ingrates.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I know…I’ve made every home game, including the 3 FCS wins.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I know…HALP ME CGB!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Buy her something shiny.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I already dropped a bunch of money for a pushing present/birthday (son came out 2 minutes after her b-day!).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

bring the kid? dressed as a bear? cause that’s good parenting.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

should he have the F*ck Stanfurd onesie on underneath?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

YES

it’s important to keep babies warm….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

that store in the mall?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Fake jewelry. I don’t think she can tell the diff.

7

by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

c’mon. I’ve been with her since I was 19. She knows my tricks, and this one has crashed and burned before.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

…Explain yourself, please.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Works for me!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yes she can.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

How? Zirconium looks so real!

7

by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

they have an intrinsic screening mechanism.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it called asking where you bought it?

LEARN HOW TO LIE

7

by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

no. they just know. they’ll hold the piece in like 10,000 positions under different lights and might even break out the UV.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, without a magnifying monocle (or whatever the hell those eyepieces jewelers wear is called), it’s impossible to tell the difference.

7

by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

to the practiced eye....

it’s not so hard to tell.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe carp is also referring to the fact that synthetic diamonds fluoresce under uv.

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve also tried to convince her to go synthetic. The cost is better, the bloodshed is less, and it helps my boys at the bench.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

you think they’d just say thanks, give you a sweet kiss, and be on their marry way, huh?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

once you reach the point of no return in your relationship, cute fake jewelry doesn’t cut it. Go big or save your money.

We actually don’t exchange gifts for most holidays/birthdays. I wanted to make this year special since she was in labor on her b-day. I’m not planning on getting her a X-mas present, although we may take a weekend getaway as our mutual X-mas present.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

what did you get her for her b-day?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

a little right hand ring.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Claire’s is the pink store that isn’t Victoria’s Secret.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

does she enjoy $100 navel jewelry?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

quite trying to bone my wife.

The UPS man already did that. Tosh Lupoi, in a former life, may have as well.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Quite trying.

7

by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

FML

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

fml wife.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait what?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

YouPorn attaq!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

fyourwife

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

YouPorn or Redtube? Internetz debate!

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for suggesting Red

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

RedTube if you’re open-minded; YouPorn if you’re specifically-focused

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought YouPorn was going to add a categories feature, have they done that yet?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Serious pr0n discussion happening here! WTF

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me check their 10q and conference call…

I think so.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Bluetube?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve used that at every home game except for Oregon St.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The UPS man boned your wife? And you have a problem with a couple trying to wife swap with you? Seriously?

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

the wife swap was with my parents.

Whether the UPS man boned my wife or not cannot be corroborated at this time.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends how the baby was delivered

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If it came in the middle of the day when you weren’t home and had to be picked up at the wherehouse, I’d be suspicious.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Please sign to deliver. Contents may be fragile.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t involve the parents………

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a sec, your parents wanted to wife swap with you? Wouldn’t that mean you’d be banging your mo… yeah, no. That’s disgusting.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no…my parents friends wanted to wife swap with my parents like 10-15 years ago.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

again, see sign posted above….TMI

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Was the woman hot? If so, I bet your dad was secretly supportive of the idea.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Carp, I feel your pain brother. My daughter is going on 7 months and

Cal football season has been rough. Fortunately, I’ve made 4 of 6 home games (not EWU and OSU). That’s a low count for me as I usually make all home games and three road games a year. Tailgaiting time has been cut as well. Those them there the breaks.

Anyway, wife aint to hopped up on me making Big Game since I went to UofA game last week. She’s pissed I’m going, but she understands I need to keep my big game streak in tact going on 13 in a row. Things will be/are frosty, but time heals all wounds. Cal better not dissapoint. Go Bears.

by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re a man! A man, man, man!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to put the foot down.

I’ll take the wife’s best friend instead!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t say much, Carp….judging by your wife’s history with men, the odds are pretty good that her best friend is a guy.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get how Wazzu fans could be second in the “most polite” category.

Husky Stadium 2nd???

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, most of the harm is done by the lack of furd fans to hat Cal. But I was surprised to see we collected zero votes from UCLA, 2.6% from USC, and 0.2% from Oregon.

by chowder on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

I can’t think of a single Bruin that would consider Cal a bigger rival to us than USC.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Likewise, I’m having trouble thinking of Cal fans that would choose fUCLA over both Stanfurd AND U$C.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Great DBD

Already wasted too much valuable time I should have spent working, thanks guys!

But I laughed so its a-o-k!

More of these less of Twilight!

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

HERE HERE!

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Twilight can be funny, too.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist, as a guy who “hates” twilight, you must be excited about the big premier tonight!!! I know I am, because i get to be up till 5am tomorrow telling all the little screaming girls witch auditorium to go to….. i hate my job.

I hate this movie/book!

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to work until 5 AM?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, every midnight in the area got sold out, so corporate decided to add a 2:40 am show time, and guess what, it sold out as well.

I legally have to be there until everyone leaves. * sigh *

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, DUDE.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

epic image.
more high pitched squeals than a guinea pig milking farm

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I made that up and am actually quite proud of it!

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be more high pitched squeals than on that crappy farm in Palo Alto CA?

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be more high pitched squeals than the weekly tight end “auditions” for Harballs?

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have proof read it.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

:-(

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of a Britpop joke from the 90s: What’s 30 feet long, has no pubic hair, and screams for 90 minutes straight? The front row at a Blur concert.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I thot that was good. I totes lol’d, but didn’t respond.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s funny… but who the hell is Blur?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So so Brit band from the 90’s. I lump them into the Embrace, Suede, Supergrass type crowd. That said, I did enjoy this song quite a bit…

Parklife

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is probably most popular/played at sporting events.

Song #2

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I totes forgot about that song!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in high school, my band covered it…. we then tried to make a music video…. there was much laughter

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

laughter, it helps cover up tears.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, sweet, delicious scott tenorman tears

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. I thought Blur was quite popular in the mid 90s. Maybe it’s an age thing.

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mid-late 90’s.

That girls who do guys who do girls who do………….. song was their earlier hit.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think Parklife is a fantastic album. Perhaps the best of the Britpop genre.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t help it if you’re 3 months older than rollonubears.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Phail.

Plus if they aren’t brushing their teeth, for damn sure they’re not manscaping.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

American translation:

What has 50,000 legs and no hair? All the girls at the New Kids On the Block concert.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This DBD is epic win!

Mainly because I’m mentioned! Yes I am an attention whore.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

You? Attention whore? NO WAY

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Fleming Amendment in Congress
That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that Members who vote in favor of the establishment of a public, federal government run health insurance option are urged to forgo their right to participate in the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program (FEHBP) and agree to enroll under that public option.

Solid.

http://fleming.house.gov/index.html

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that’s an awesome idea.

Also, members of Congress who vote to go to war should be required to enlist in the military…right?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s obviously one of those amendments that’s there to prove a point…

Just like the number of amendments that went through Congress saying that the children of members of Congress who vote for the war should enlist in the military.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The point is dumb because it implies that all Americans will be on the public plan, which is not the case.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Right…. just like all Americans won’t be in the military…

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, which is why they’re both dumb ideas.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a dumb idea.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU'RE A DUMB IDEA

There HolmoePhobe, have I posted enough yet?

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what Yyippie-ki-yay motherfucker is in Spanish.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Aye carumba, cabrone!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

lol…..pretty close……but in Mexican Spanish it would probably be more like……orale cabrone!

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It's either "vete a diablos" or just "diablos".

Which is hilarious to me.

Spanish-dubbed movies I’ve seen will replace every cuss word with the same thing. I was watching Terminator 2 and every time someone swore at someone, the translation was just “vete a diablos”, basically “go to hell”. I’ve also seen them just use “diablos.”

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s kind of collaquial too, just like “orale cabron”….if you’re watching it on Univision or Telemundo, they will probably go with “diablos” the same way that we would use “bastards”. Cabron is pretty vulgar in South America, while in Mexican and Central America its less so. So the networks will keep it safe and use “diablos” or something similar.

But if you want a real literal translation for motherfucker, its probably cabron.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew I was close. I played high school baseball in LA. That’s where I learned all my Spanish.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, you are totally right, , I was just using that example as more of a joke, than an actual correction :)

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

somebody’s bitter!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This should be a fanpost!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Rag’s family with whiskey apple pie, then a little trip down to SD to see my old friends and ignore my other family.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

school, then dinner on saturday

by chowder on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to eat Turkey.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

commie.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought commies ate tofurkey.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

sis coming up for a couple of days. That’s about it.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged for tacky

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged for incest

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged for WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

BearStage wins.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Older or younger?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCCESS!

(PS, has anyone noticed that it feels more like yelling if you type all caps by holding down the shift key the whole time, as opposed to turning caps lock on?)

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED for encouraging him!!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking

Lots of drinking.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

SO MUCH TWILIGHT! JUST UNENDING TWILIGHT VIEWINGS! OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

I CAN’T DENY IT ANYMORE! I CAN’T DENY IT ANYMORE! COME TO ME TAYLOR LAUTNER! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it! I KNEW you were Team TAYLOR!!!

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Taylor?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Jermain Taylor would knock that dude out.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if he turned into a werewolf!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Pre-Pavlik I’m still pretty sure Jermain Taylor would knock that dude out.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M TEAM EVERYBODY!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t deny this is the shirt you’re wearing:

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I DENY NOTHING!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome DBD. I laughed, I cried, I pooped.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

sounds like my son.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I am your son.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yours laughs? Ours might be broken.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, yea, that’s a common problem. It means he’s dead inside.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

wait until 2 months. At first he’ll only laugh when he farts, but now he smiles/laughs when I get home for work.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s laughing at your goatee.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve shaved. I now have a p-face.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Describe in 1000 words or more.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean 140 characters or less right?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

goatee = p-face if you lived the ’80’s.
clean shaven = p-face in the 21st century.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Clean-shaven = awesome.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Mildly shaven = Workable???

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Stubble is sexy if you can pull it off (see Jack from Lost).

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed. I’m not dark/sexy enough to pull that off. Plus it itches!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t grow sexy stubble =/

I figure I’m about three to four years from reaching that stage.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

haha,

loser.

XOXO

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

teehehehhe <3 <3

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Teabag!

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Teabag Tebow! clap-clap! Teabag Tebow!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

See Jenna Jameson circa 1999?

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Is my stubble sexy Rishi baby? It’s course and curly, a mix of brown, grey, and red, and some of the hairs are fused together at the root into toenail-type protrusions.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man, I won’t be able to stand up for 15 minutes

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you a viking?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a little Viking in me, yes.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we all have a little Viking in us.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Is yours in your ass like mine?

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

TMI

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

My high school mascot was the Vikings…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Your high school mascot is in my ass.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not surprised. What a slut

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But were your colors blue and gold?

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

red, white and blue… yea

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

True. I have received compliments.

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by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or you just drew it on with a sharpie.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Like these guys.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i HATE WORK FILTERS.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Last time I saw you your head was shaved, your face was totally clean shaven. You looked EXACTLY like Mr. Clean, except whiter.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, my earring is nowhere as big as Mr. Clean’s!!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, you have goals in life.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even understand that statement enough to hat on it.

But hat on it I will!!!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

TO get a biggerer earring.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 20, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ahhhh yes, thank you.

For you, I will make the endeavOUr.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 20, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My Carp Memorial got a little wild, so I had to put on the keebosh… but it should be back in full effect by gametime

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

2 months! Good lord that’s forever from now.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

.......please never have children.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Holmoephobe, my agent and publicist will be contacting you…

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry dude, I can only make fun of so many people in one DBD. My next DBD will be all about you and Twist having fun adventures together, ok?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Just make sure I’m always included!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

an adventure with twist? just make sure it’s not a butt adventure

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

but if they dress up as pirates, they’d be…….

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I'VE GOT BIG GAME FEVER

HALP!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

Is that the same kind that attacked my intestinal lining a few years back?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

I just realized that I missed the race war. I should read the main page more often!

For the record, I am generally not romantically interested in Asian girls, except in dirty dirty porn.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

you go to deviant clips dot com too? I thought I was the only one!

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Starkey, I’m really looking for someone to passionately disagree with me so we can start Race War II!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Tibetans!

Yeah I said it.

What.

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WOAH

Free Tibet you asshole.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm…

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cal band is playing in my office building tomorrow morning. AWESOME.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

the Cal Band will be playing in my workplace, I would just have to be here at 7am on a day when I’m not scheduled. It seems unlikely.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, is the band not coming to the Big Freeze for cereal? That would blow big time.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Band hasn’t been to Big Freeze since the moved it to Oakland….. too much time to get there and to get organized….. also, totally limits Jovemberfest

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG they choose Jovemberfest over big freeze!?! WTF, BAND

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Cereal

Who wants to form an ad hoc alumni band to go fuck shit up tonight?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

you make a compelling argument.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

perhaps….

big freeze lost a lot of its charm when they started cracking down on some of our raunchier chants and such….

oakland ice center not as friendly to shenanigans as iceland

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh rly? Should I leave my flask at home?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

or at least no treat it like iceland

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

not*

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

be an… Icelander?

(seriously, check out the book, authored by a Cal alum – It’s good! AndBears has it too!)

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT!

MINE!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean you’re not gonna join the band?

You’ve given up the dream, man.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

not a terrible idea

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Nov 19, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean you’re in? Can we really do this? Should I call the Ice Center?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well I'm going to the game

I mean, I could bring my trumpet under my Max Talbot jersey SUPERSTAR IS BACK TONIGHT!!!

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t bring my accordion, it’s red. So… I’ll bring my penny whistle and harmonica. Just transpose everything to C, guys.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop lying and bring your real instrument.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My real instrument is too big. Waaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely played

Nail’d it.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Late, breaking news.....

Some members of current band are going to big freeze as an unofficial performance…

Probably a small group, but some of em will be there.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent. Now I can focus my energy on sneaking alcohol in rather than an instrument.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for a good idea.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for dr. suessing

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I see what I did there!

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I see what you did where?

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Try clicking up on oskiunbear’s post.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not see it on a tree
I did see it on CGB.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Flask flask flask

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Akshually, halfway through this football season, I realized you can just as easily sneak a small bottle of booze in as a flask and not risk getting your flask confiscated. I’ll prolly gonna go for that move.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I snuck two beers into the Zona game. In their bottles.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

do you have a new workplace, or are you back at the old workplace?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

newish, it’s the BCC.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

icic.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You work at the British Columbia Center???? Awesome!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

TOKE TOKE

Suck it, Henry Schulman.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Smoke ’em if you got ’em!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Suck it, Russell Martin

Oops, wrong blog for that…

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me or is his name hilarious?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

*biiiiiiiggggg booonnnngggggg hiiiiiittttt*

heh heh heh heh

lincecum

heh heh heh heh

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, now all the team needs to do is make the playoffs….

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Surprising.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball writers of America just recently broke it off with WINZ. It was a long, torrid love affair between baseball writers and the stupidest stat in baseball.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 19, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why Oregon State will win the Pac-10

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, USC will win and go on to destroy Ohio St

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I won’t believe that anyone other than USC is going to the Rose Bowl until after the game is over.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

So you won’t believe that they’re not in the Rose Bowl once the game begins and they’re not in it?

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Its possible that the game could start, and USC would crash the party after the coin toss.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What, like you think it’s Chip Kelly on the sidelines until Fred and Velma pull the mask off and it turns out to be Pete Carroll?

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You never know.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, I can’t wait until that happens and then Jim Tressel walks to midfield after the game and asks what his deal is.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

And Carroll would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose stranger things have happened.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

nope

There might be some weird tie-breaker that no one understands that will allow USC to take the place of whatever team is playing midway through the game.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant that in the nicest way possible

Is this why Cal fans are rude AND polite?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t rude, but I think we can all get behind a juju reduction until after the UCLA game. After that, feel free to restart the juju.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

False! There is always room for U$C to do worse!!!! Bring on more consecutive losses!!! U$C for Emerald Bowl!!!!

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Emerald Bowl would be an upgrade at this point… I see what you did there.

by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If USC is fortunate enough to get into the Emerald Bowl, I think D.C. should come out for the game. We could throw him a big party in honor of what we sincerely hope is only the first of many USC appearances in the Emerald Bowl!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How thoughtful of you.

by DC Trojan on Nov 20, 2009 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Cincinnati QB could face jail time

No, not Carson Palmer.

Here

A judge warned University of Cincinnati sophomore quarterback Zach Collaros on Thursday that he could spend the bowl season in jail if he doesn’t get his act together after being accused of showing a fake ID at a bar.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Damn, you can go to jail for that?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I won’t be picking him up for my fantasy team next week if I manage to beat you this weekend.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

may as well arrest half the bar

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So San Jose St and UNLV have head coaching positions available…and Andy Ludwig might be on UNLV’s radar.

I hope Cal’s paying him enough…we don’t need a 6th coordinator in 6 years.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Continuity for continuity’s sake isn’t a good idea if all we’re going to do if his performance doesn’t merit keeping him.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

his performance hasn’t been terrible, I’d give him a second season.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, no, I’d agree he hasn’t been awful or anything, but I don’t think it’s worth going out of the administration’s way to keep him either. He hasn’t shown he deserves a raise or any more than any of these schools would offer him to become their head coach is what I’m saying.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, when you put it that way…

Who are you again?

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

u need to read my asst coach salary fanpost.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cliffnotes: I LIKE RON ENGLISH OH YAH BABY

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

As BWNQ pointed out, Gregory looked pretty good against Air Zona.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

UNGH YOU CAN GO FOR TWO ON ME ANY DAY BABY

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I did read that a while ago…but can’t seem to find it now.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

search “crazy thoughts” up top, then click on fanposts

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I believe this passage caused my computer to crash on me.

Keep Alamar at the same salary

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So am I missing something or is the problem with the offensive line, and not the offense……should we be calling for Marshall’s head instead of Ludwig’s?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

the cupboard may have been left a little more bare than anticipated (after all, Coach M was looking around n shit)..i’m willing to give him 2 seasons to work with what we got, provided our OL can communicate well with these schemes.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

*2 seasons including this one, so 1.23 seasons left

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Given his track record, next year could be his last anyway before he starts looking somewhere else.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no one simple problem unfortunately. It’s a multitude of small little problems that add up to cause us trouble.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I didn’t see it. Someone thinks it’s basketball/hockey/coed naked lacrosse season.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm bored. Let's gamble.

I believe I was 4-1 last week. Makes up for the 0-4 week I had…maybe.
Note: Not actually betting money on any of these games. Thoughts definitely subject to change:

Oregon @ Arizona(6): Oregon(-6)… “Masoli’s sicker than E. Coli”
ASU(4.5) @ pUCLA: ASU… Burfict hungry, lots of LA-area players returning home, long-haired QB Samson
OSU @ Wazzu(31): OSU… how long is the leash on Wulff? Need to be competitive in some games next year
Cal(7) @ Shamfurd: Cal(+7)… I will never doubt you again, Premier Gregory

Share your picks, degenerates

(btw, they format the shit out of these posts)

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Arizona – Because Oregon is tempting the juju waaaayyyy too much.
ASU – Because fUCLA
OSU – Because Wazzu is horrible AND polite
Big Game: no pick – Because I’m not Pete Rose

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got my fantasy weekend riding on Masoli. I’m down with the juju.

ASU. What CalBandGreat said.

I think I’m willing to take Wazzu + 31 this week. Did you know they’re 5-5 against the spread? Of course, they’ve always had a huge spread.

And I always pick the Bears.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree 100% with this strategy

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Tuel’s doubtful for Wazzu too (and he had a big hand in beating the spread against SC, Cal, ND)

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not betting on college anymore.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how Vereen should run the wildcat on the goal line:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMdIHuzJRbw

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

awesome.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

a D-I team did that this year too… forgetting who though. it may have been against Boise State

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

dcastisoff

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, I need a new sig.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

INDIAN FIGHTT!!!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You think too much. You gotta live in the impulse zone.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s destroying memes again, what else?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How about “Shit, i need a new sig”

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s what your signature was about?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And you really thought it was an homage to me this whole time?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

AND WE PLAY THEM NEXT YEAR….

COULD BE EPIC!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know that the current Dolphins WR coach is being touted by Sports Illustrated as a potential head coach?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Andy Reid was the Packers TE coach before he landed the head job with the Eagles.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but he wasn’t a failed college coach.

Failed NFL coaches can make good college coaches. How many failed college coaches can make good nfl coaches?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Marv Levy.

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

(Too lazy to look up how he actually did at Cal, his name just popped into my head. I could have also gone with Mooch.)

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by yellow fever on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Marv wasn’t really a failed college coach, per se.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad at Cal, good everywhere else.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Marv like 3-17 at Cal? Now I have to look.

8-29-3 he sucked

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But I think he won 2 Big Games

That counts for something!

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh good ol’ Marv.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Walsh.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That was after his successful pro career though. I mean, the other way around.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Walsh was coaching in Fremont when he interviewed for an assistant coaching position with Marv Levy, who had just been hired as the head coach at the University of California, Berkeley.

“I was very impressed, individually, by his knowledge, by his intelligence, by his personality and hired him,” Levy said.

After Cal, he did a stint at Stanford as an assistant coach, before beginning his pro coaching career.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What about it?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m talking about failing as a head coach at a college level before succeeding as a head coach at the nfl level.

I don’t know how Walsh’s stint as an assistant went. I’d have to say it wasn’t a failure if he ended up in the nfl.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How many failed college coaches can make good nfl coaches?

gotta specify early on, man.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was implied by word order!

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

@ Colorado or elsewhere?

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Exciting updates about the strike

LINK

8:40

OAKLAND—About five people are picketing outside the headquarters of the UC Office of the President on Franklin Street.

8:34 a.m.

A group of about 30 union members marched in a circle on the south entrance of campus near the corner of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue, holding picket signs and chanting “What do we want? Contracts. When do want them? Now.” Drivers of passing cars who honked their horns were greeted by cheers from the picketers.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

What do we want?
-More equitable treatment at the hands of management!

When do we want it?
Soon!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Or if it goes like any of the other strikes:

What do we want? To stop the oppression
And who is being oppressed? The people
And who is oppressing the people? The oppressors

Um…….yeah good luck with that one.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s my burrito?!
Where’s my burrito?!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s MY burrito?!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My burrito is waiting for me at La Burrita…..can someone please pick it up and FedEx it to me with overnight early delivery?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

done

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Meet Stanford's Will Ta'ufo'ou

LINK

The player who may best personify Stanford’s transformation is not Gerhart but fullback Owen Marecic, whom Harbaugh has repeatedly called his “favorite” player. The 6-foot-1, 244-pounder might be the most feared blocker in the conference, at least among linebackers.

“He’s just a sick dude. He’s crazy. He lives for head-on collisions,” Marinelli said. “A lot of guys try to swim you or run around you. He just wants to come out and smash heads as hard as he possibly can. Then he kind of looks at you with a sickening smile. He’s crazy.”

Marinelli knows this because Marecic has doubled at times this season as a linebacker, so the poor old 6-foot-7, 300-pound Marinelli, an NFL prospect and the only senior on the Stanford line, knows what a Marecic hit feels like.

Marecic also sports a Peter Frampton haircut, is soft-spoken and is a human biology major who apparently wants to become a doctor.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

How dare you use Will T’s name in vain.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Marecic also sports a Peter Frampton haircut, is soft-spoken and is a human biology major who apparently wants to become a doctor.

It sounds so incredulous!
“I guess he could be come a doctor, if all those concussions don’t knock the o’chem out of his head”

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Too soon.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

…sorry. If Twist had feelings, this is how he would feel.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just joshing ya.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit! fooled me! must have been the punctuation. Its very serious there.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t emote?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone know if Lizzy Lambert’s dating The Pain Train?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-pF3OHY1c

wowzers (SFW).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, carp, not to overuse it here, but:

OLD

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

she’s the daughter of christopher lambert anyway

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/18/sports/soccer/18soccer.html?_r=1

She has watched the video a handful of times and does not recognize herself pulling down Brigham Young’s Kassidy Shumway, Lambert said.

"I look at it and I’m like, ‘That is not me,’ " said Lambert, a defender and an all-conference academic player. "I have so much regret. I can’t believe I did that."
She added: "I think the way the video came out, it did make me look like a monster. That’s not the type of player I am. I’m not just out there trying to hurt players. That’s taking away from the beauty of the game. And I would never want to do that."
She said she was taken aback at how the incident had been perceived by some as sexy catfighting between two women. She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, "Hey, we should meet up some time."

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, I’ve already been proposed to, worked for me!

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

but that just earlier in this thread, and you’re already married! If that’s you’re definition of “worked”, then you need relationship advice!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone likes options, silly.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But when I told my longtime girlfriend about my new girlfriend, I said that “every main course needs a side dish” and she got MAD!

Why are you women so fickle?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

you don’t share your side dishes?

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone goes after my mashed potatoes, i stab their hand with a 4-inch Buck knife.

Same goes for my women.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you tell her how you everyone needs to upgrade their car for a new model every once in a while?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I meant was she mad because you didn’t share with her.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. If she had asked, I would have stabbed in the hand with a 4-inch Buck knife.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have your new girlfriend?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, I’m glad we have that cleared up.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you noticed that Rags stopped posting here claiming he has a “new job” and AndBears all of a sudden increased her posting like 200%.

Has anybody ever seen Rags and AndBears in the same room????

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, good point!

Sometimes I think you’re crazy … other times I think you’re crazy genius.

by sec119 on Nov 19, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, plain crazy.

I’ve met andbears, and i’m pretty sure I know who ragnarok is…..and they are not the same person.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, who are you, and why are you stalking my wife and me?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We all need something to fill the voids in our lives. Rocksanddirt stalks you and AndBears, Rishi has his hatting, Twist evicts grandmothers. And me? I like the sauce.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true. Rishi does have his hatting. Oh how he loves to hat.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised you were the first to reply?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I could give an answer to this, but 99% chance it will be mean.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand your reason not to answer, if there’s a 0% chance of hilarity

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, there is a 99% chance of hilarity.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand your reason not to answer.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have utilised my week’s quota of being mean to royrules

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I still have some credit, so if you tell me what you were going to say, I’ll say it.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just come up with your own zinger about royrules.

Simple cues: twitter, Microsoft, murdering of memes

Add a dash of one of the following: you make no sense, you have no life, you have no friends

Then complete.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because yours was a recipe ..for DISASTER.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good one there, but I would’ve gone

That’s because yours was a recipe for… DISASTER.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, “Hey, we should meet up some time.”

I know that men are weird, and I should expect it, but I also do not understand this.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not. ’Twas kinda hot.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Some men like girls that can get rough and wild.

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by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

but it’s not FOR you, it has nothing to DO with you. Can’t she be pissed on her own!?

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

pissed off, I suppose.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe I don’t understand what you’re trying to say…….you’re saying you don’t understand why she would be shocked? or are you wondering why men would find her fighting to be a turn on?

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the second one

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i think there have been a few explanations for that already. sorry, can’t help you see it from our perspective. maybe you can borrow Rag’s penis for a day and watch the video a couple times and report back.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough, he probably wouldn’t want to trade though.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

1) She’s pretty
2) She’s athletic
3) She’s blond
4) She’s Mormon (joking about that one)
5) She fights back

I’m guessing these are all characteristics most red-blooded males find appealing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

red-blooded…wow. Any blue-blooded males out there so that comment doesn’t look quite as stupid?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, those are all great reasons. But that doesn’t really explain the ‘cat-fight’ aspect of it.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys like girls who get wild. Period.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and girls who have no inhibition. This girl clearly demonstrated both an ability to lose her inhibition and get wild.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don’t get it either. I just found it obnoxious.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop sucking up to AndBears, she doesn’t want to hook you up with any of her friends.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that sounds exactly like something I would do.

by HolmoePhobe on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

but it goes both ways…

Taking a nonserious sarcastic retort from HolmoePhobe sounds exactly like something CGB would do.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the circle of life my friend. Just like Ohio State blowing a big bowl game.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

frankly, she scares the shit out of me.

This is coming from a guy who’s wife once threw a baseball by his ear when he was playing catch with her lesbian BFF. I didn’t see it, I heard it.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Carp’s life:

parents are swingers
wife has a lesbian “BFF”
porn addict

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, stop talking shit to Kellen Keller!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t put too much stock in it though. it’s really not that big of a deal. we men can’t inside get the brains of women either.

“what are you thinking about? what are you thinking about? tell me what you’re thinking about. right. now. "

SOMETIMES I’M JUST NOT THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR, GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

::shoots self with embarassment::

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

see, I’m always thinking about something. ALWAYS.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd would have cured you of that.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a Seinfeld episode about this. It’s because they might end up kissing…

The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

She was the one beating up on Mormons.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s that she’s exhibiting such wildness and lack of control

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

She did NOT attack that other player on my behalf? Then, what did I pay all that money to her and her bookie for???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d need to be a guy, I guess. I thought it was pretty hot too.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand. I’ve been looking for a new woman to ruin my life.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Next paragraph:
"That appalled me," Lambert said. "A lot of people think I have a lot of sexual aggression. I was like, ‘Whoa, no, I don’t feel that way at all.’ That’s bizarre and shocking to me."

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

We are all...Ducks fans?

Just in case the Furd win…

This is huge for the Cardinal. It’s their last Pac-10 game. If they win this, they can sit back and hope for a little conference chaos that could still land them in Pasadena.

The Cardinal would still need plenty more help, but the most direct path to the Rose Bowl for Stanford would start with Arizona beating Oregon on Saturday night. A Cats victory could conceivably leave four teams tied with two losses in Pac-10 play.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

I thought it was over if Oregon beats Zona? Then, the winner of OSU-Oregon gets Pasadena

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless OSU loses to Wazzu. Then OSU beats Oregon=Furd Rose Bowl champs.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s you deal oops!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see Wazzu beating Western Oregon, let alone Oregon State

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that one of the things USC needs to happen?

That’s exactly why it will happen.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they could beat Southern Oregon, tho. WSU beat Southern Methodist, after all.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The state of Oregon is larger than the state of Methodist, though

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure about that?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No. No, I am not.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

How awesome would you say it is?

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

“RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA!”

haha. nice one! go bears!

by kolwave on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Bad news

Robertson doubtful with foot injury

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

AISOFJDA;SLFKJA;SLKFJD;FEOIJFASD;LFKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEKJAOEPUASPUIORAPEIRER

THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Jorge!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw crap.

I believe in Jorge tho.

Time to set off to Manny’s to drink beer and watch Cal bball. See ya all at the Big Freeze!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Nov 19, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoops first half open thread!

GO HERE.

For those of you are with the terrorists don’t care about basketball (or are carp), stay here.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

:)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Female bats give head, too!

http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2009/1030/2

This is SFW and a real scientific study.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

And yet so many human females won’t… sad.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

excerpt:

the authors found that the longer a female licked, the longer copulation lasted (for each second of licking, the female bats gained 6 seconds of copulation).

Some have suggested that oral sex is a way to test for ill-health in the genitals, and to ‘sniff out’ infidelity.

I'm not playing with you, T-bred!

by AndBears on Nov 19, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t start a conversation you don’t want to finish.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, that’s funny.

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by Rishi on Nov 19, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

11/19/09

Cal Basketball = donezo

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Nov 19, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy StanfUrd's extra Tickets to the Big Game!!!!

Apparently they have not sold out their tickets… If you do not have a ticket yet and you are within 100 miles of Palo Alto, get your ass to this game!!!!

Let’s make it our home field advantage on Saturday!!!

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Nov 19, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

can’t afford it fuck

by rjnarayen on Nov 19, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But I live 101 miles from Palo Alto!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A few years ago, I was given a CD of recordings taken from a 1940s Cal Band record. In honor of Big Game Week, I’m sharing this track, a medley of Stanfurd songs [MP3 link].
In the medley: Stanfurd Jonah; California Indian Song[Complete with the war-chat first verse and the sung chorus!]; the Axe Yell; Palms of Victory.

I’ll be busy with Bonfire stuff all tomorrow, so if I don’t remember to post this tomorrow, I’d appreciate it if someone is able to do so.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Just tried some Blue Moon for the first time tonight. Man, I love this shit! It’s like candy

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

That’s my favorite US made beer! Even tastes good with an orange (hefeweizens shouldn’t have any fructose). Tastes best after a round of golf.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Tastes best after a round of golf.

You’re making me jealous.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

by Thoroughbred on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

golf, a great excuse to drink beer.

by turkey on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Blue Moon>New Moon. And I never partake in either!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 19, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just had it for the first time 2 weeks ago, and damn was it good.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for quote usage

by Kai on Nov 19, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome dbd

I was out of the office all day, but I did already have some scotchy scotch scotch, so I think I was unintentionally homaging this dbd

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 19, 2009 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

I was a much cuter child then that.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Nov 19, 2009 8:26 PM PST reply actions  

Excellent photos!
I know I saw some CGBers there, and it would’ve been much nicer had the game gone more our way.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

God Damned Kids

In my day, we had way more respect for our elders. We wouldn’t have dreamed of making fun of them. I don’t know what the youth of America is coming to. No respect. And if I have to tell one more of you to get off my lawn, I’m calling the police!

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 PM PST reply actions  

Didn’t people live to be like 40 back then?

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by Rishi on Nov 20, 2009 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

35

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 20, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you get Washington’s autograph?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 20, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. He was selling them on ebay.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Nov 20, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

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