Cal 24, Arizona 16: Bears Play Spoiler. Can They Do It to The Furd?
After five home duds, we finally had a winner. The Bears avenged their 2006 defeat to Arizona with a game strikingly similar in its flukiness and heartbreak.
An upset goes two ways. Cal had a lot of lucky breaks, from dropped passes, to Nick Foles missing streaking receivers downfield, to surviving two really bad Riley interceptions (one on the offensive line, one on him), to Mike Stoops and Sonny Dykes calling a curious amount of runs to Keola Antolin on 1st and 2nd down, to MVP of the game Giorgio Tavecchio playing the game of his life on special teams defense (2 big tackles), to Foles catching his own pass and throwing it again...anything else swings the other way, Arizona walks ahead to an epic showdown with Oregon unscathed. Oh well, at least they know how we felt three years ago.
But Tavecchio hit clutch field goals, the defense stepped up, Shane Vereen played the game of his life, and the Bears held on. The question now is, can they replicate that effort against their cross-Bay rivals?
CBKWit will have more detailed postgame thoughts later. But I want your guys's thoughts. Based on what you've seen of us, and what you've seen of the Furd, how do you feel about the Big Game?
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I honestly have no idea what is going to happen on Saturday. On one hand, the Furd have convincingly beaten two opponents that whipped us. On the other, we were able to (narrowly) beat an opponent that (narrowly) beat them. Yes, I suppose that the logic that “team x beats team y which beat team z, therefore x > z” is flawed, but it’s still interesting to think about.
I think we have a CHANCE if we play to our strengths (stopping the run up the middle) and if Luck doesn’t go all crazy on us. I have to say though, unfortunately for us, Stanford seems to be peaking at just the right time.
by Mister Pie on Nov 15, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yes but remember we said that about Oregon after they demolished U$C, and they turned around and got punked, and people were saying they were playing the best football in the nation. This being the big game, all bets are off.
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by HOUSE66 on Nov 15, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Both interceptions are on Riley – if you’re in that much trouble with pressure just take the sack. We’d have still been in field goal range.
BTW sorry that interception. I stated before the play “just no interceptions” and was almost strangled by the girl standing next to me after the play.
by tmoran3020 on Nov 15, 2009 8:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Riley is ultimately responsible because he threw the picks, but to blame him entirely for the second one is not right. The forever mediocre but often too glorified Tepper let the blitzer run right by him to pressure Riley into making that bad throw. Tedford said Riley was trying to throw the ball away – and sh!t just happens sometimes when a QB doesn’t throw with his feet set.
What’s funny – and I’m not directing this at you – is that had Riley taken the sack, people would have been screaming bloody murder at him for not throwing the ball away. I must agree with you that taking a sack in this specific scenario would have been way more productive. Afterall, it was 1st and 10….
by Cali49a on Nov 15, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He was trying to throw the ball away across his body onto the side of the field he was running away from? Near a wide open Cal player?
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think we are talking about different INTs.
by Cali49a on Nov 15, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IIIRC, the second one was when he was beign flushed to the right and he threw the ball backa cross the field while on the run. It was a floater (both were) and easily picked.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The second one he was in the shotgun, dropped straight back 3 steps, and thew the ball. It was a floater type pass, it was easily picked, but KR was not flushed from the pocket.
by Cali49a on Nov 15, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They both happened right in front of me. I really should remember this. Gotta go to the tape.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Riley threw off his back foot for the second interception. had he had a chance to step into the throw, it probalby could have gone out of the end zone.
by Shadwhand on Nov 15, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YO a little more pointed than usual?
From YO’s “From the Press Room” entry:
–Tedford admitted wanting to play it safe on the drive that ended with Tavecchio’s final field goal. It was clear he had lost confidence in Riley after his second crucial interception.
Maybe “lost confidence” is a little strong? Remember, just a few plays earlier, Riley came through with a dart to Verran Tucker on 2nd and 12, which gave us a first down at the Arizona 32.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Nov 15, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering about that until I saw this comment from the post-game press conference
But Tedford apparently didn’t forget about [Riley’s interceptions] because the Bears went the safe route on their next possession, pounding the ball with Vereen to march deep into Arizona territory. After a false start on left tackle Mike Tepper made it first-and-15 from the Wildcats 16, Cal went with three straight running plays to set up Tavecchio’s final field goal.
“We were going to stay safe,” Tedford said. “We were going to run the football. We hadn’t played very smart. We threw two balls down by the end zone for interceptions. We weren’t going to take a chance.”
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by Berkelium97 on Nov 15, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I guess that's pretty clear.
YO nailed it.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Nov 15, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So did Tavecchio!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 15, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have apost on this set for tomorrow. Just you wait!
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so did Tedford.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Nov 15, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Weren’t you responsible for something in the game preceding , too?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 15, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s been a long time since the Big Game has looked like such an attractive matchup. To a neutral observer, this is the first time in many, many years that the Big Game holds more appeal than USC-UCLA. I’m not terribly optimistic about the Bears’ chances, but I’d still give them a 1-in-3 shot of holding onto the Axe.
This has been a frustrating and disappointing season, yet it’s also been one full of pride. The players, the coaches, and even the fans have generally held it together, and I expect to enter 2010 with good feelings about Cal football—even if the Bears fail to win their final three games.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Nov 15, 2009 8:26 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
The ex-#6 Cal Bears versus giant-killing Stanford, fresh off of victories against national powers USC and Oregon?
It’s a shame that the game is the third part of a Versus doubleheader, the first of which is Harvard-Yale. :(
by Stochastic on Nov 15, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel good about beating UofA, but I don’t think all of our issues are fixed with one game. What’s encouraging is that the team has shown that it’s capable of playing at a high level, which means that we can beat Stanford if we play with any consistency. Cal does best in an underdog role as well, so despite Stanford peaking right now I think we have a chance. But I wouldn’t be surprised if we lost either.
by sec119 on Nov 15, 2009 8:43 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, as I stated in the post game thread, there are 2 times that stick out in my mind when Stanford should have whupped us and the game was very close. We were not very good in 2000 (the year after Stanford went to the Rose Bowl, may that never happen again!) and we took Stanford to overtime before losing.
And in 2001 when we literally had 0 wins going into the Big Game (0!) and it was AT Stanford, we still only lost by 7. I mean, IIRC, that was Willingham’s final year (maybe?) and that wasn’t a really awesome Stanford team. But still we were absolutely pathetic that year. WSU levels. And I can clear as day remember Boller just heaving the ball repeatedly downfield for the potential game tying TD. We didn’t get it.
But it shows that you have to throw out the record books. The same way that in 2006 and 2007 I think we shoulda beaten them pretty good and it was close/disastrously painfully loss-oriented.
So, yes, Stanford is peaking just at the right time. Yes, it’s going to be a tough game for Cal, no denying that. But in these rivalry games, anything can happen. Anything!
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 9:08 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Anything can happen - but it usually doesn't
Rivalry games can produce mammoth upsets, but they usually don’t. The Big Game is actually one of the more predictable games, with the “better” team almost always winning. [1986 was an exception, and a fun one.] That doesn’t mean the game will be a blowout from beginning to end, and Stanford is probably due for a bit of a letdown. But they sure look like the superior team to me.
by bear88 on Nov 15, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't disagree more.
But I refuse to look up stats to back this up. :-)
Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS
by JerrottWillard45 on Nov 16, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as Luck doesn’t have a monster day, I like our chances against Stanford. Our defense should be able to limit Gerhart’s effectiveness. Additionally, I like the matchup of Vereen against Stanford’s vulnerable D.
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by Berkelium97 on Nov 15, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Also, don’t discount Jahvid being back for Big Game.
by BlackandOldGold on Nov 15, 2009 9:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
We sure he’ll be back? That’s still up in the air.
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did see his standing on the sideline at yesterday’s game, sot hat was cool.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They showed an interview with him pre-game. No grogginess.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want Jahvid up in the air anymore this year,
by CalBear81 on Nov 15, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I highly doubt he’ll be back.
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by Berkelium97 on Nov 15, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it too, but stranger things have happened
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yay! I get Lions-Vikings on Fox…. I’m on Follett watch!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hold on, I’ll put up an NFL thread.
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Stanford is clearly has more upside than we do. But we still have a puncher’s chance, especially in a rivalry game. It’ll be interesting to watch (or listen to, since I can’t get a Versus broadcast in the midwest… dammit).
by dchu on Nov 15, 2009 10:09 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
There will probably be a Justin TV stream. That’s how I watched the Arizona game.
by BlackandOldGold on Nov 15, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Public Transportation to Palo Alto
Not having a car and having never taken public transportation to Palo Alto, does anybody know the best way to get there from Berkeley? Every time I use the 511 trip planner it gives me a completely different itinerary.
Go Bears!
by RollOnYouBears667 on Nov 15, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
My solution is to live in the south bay.
Is there anyway to get to Caltrain? I don’t know how close the station is to the campus. However, it is Stanford, so you are going to have to go on a bit of a walk no matter what.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Nov 15, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Take Bart from Berkeley to Embarcadero, then walk a few blocks to the Caltrain station and take it from there. Not sure how frequent the trains run on Saturday though. Caltrain stops pretty close to the furd stadium.
OR
Make some new friends that are driving down there.
by Cali49a on Nov 15, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Take BART to Millbrae. The Millbrae station is both Caltrain and BART. The walk from Embarcadero to 4th and King will take you at least 15 mins. Ride Caltrain to Palo Alto Caltrain stop. You can basically see Stanford Stadium when you hop off the train.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 15, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
This is how you do it. Rec’d!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Nov 15, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The normal Caltrain stop is within walking distance, and (I think) sometimes they also do a gameday stop even closer.
by sec119 on Nov 15, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve done both Milbrae-Caltrain and Union City-Dumbarton Bus, I think the Union City way is about 30 minutes faster, but only works on weekdays. That might be why you keep getting different routes.
by Kai on Nov 15, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
anything else swings the other way, Arizona walks ahead to an epic showdown with Oregon unscathed.
I disagree. Cal made just as many mistakes as Arizona did. Two bad interceptions, TONS of wasted field position, a missed field goal that barely missed, a fumble inside the five that screwed up a touchdown possibility, a missed extra point…
Cal could have easily won this game by much more than 8. This wasn’t a game in which the plucky underdog took advantage of every mistake the vaunted favorite made. Cal outplayed Arizona for most of the game, especially in the 1st, 3rd and 4th quarters. We were the better team and the score reflected that.
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by norcalnick on Nov 15, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
+2
Yeah, I thought we should’ve won by more…
I mean: three consecutive three and outs, and I don’t remember if we got a single point off ’em
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I love how the firemen are cheering Vereen on here.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 10:29 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Last night I was saying Georgio was the player of the game, but now I gotta revise and say he and Vereen are co-players of the game.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 15, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is the guy on the left is trying to force choke Vereen?
by Kai on Nov 15, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
lawl
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 15, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford needs a day in a spa or something. Or to drink the blood of virgins.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 15, 2009 10:30 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
In best John Wayne voice..
“All I need is for my qb to stop throwin’ picks, partnah.”
by BlackandOldGold on Nov 15, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Love the pic!
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Nov 15, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, you cannot post the best picture taken last night.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Nov 15, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably Twist and him staring longingly into each other’s eyes.
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Surprisingly close.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Nov 15, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Was there honking involved? If so, please call the cops and Childrens’ Services
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 15, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m hoping there’s a good pick of the one Cam Jordan sack where he just flies in like Superman.
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by AERose on Nov 15, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol we dropped Arizona from rankings
http://espn.go.com/college-football/rankings
SC is still ranked, but lower than Stanford!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 15, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like our run D…but if Gerhart ran all over USC, Oregon, and ASU, I don’t have a lot of hope that we’re going to miraculously shut him down.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 15, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don’t we have the second ranked run D in the Pac-10?
by Stochastic on Nov 15, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get ready for a HONKING, Gerhart!
Ze Germans Shall Fall!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Bryant Fucking Johnson drops a perfect TD pass by Stafford
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
oopsies
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oregon took ‘furd lightly. ’sc took ’furd more seriously, but were still drinking the scarlet n’ gold kool-aid that comes with Pom Pom never losing in November and being nearly invincible at the Coliseum, etc.
Our guys are going into this game fired up and ready to scratch and bleed for every inch.
Emotion and morale are everything in college ball.
On paper, we’re screwed. But, fortunately for us, we’re playing this one on grass.
Game on, bitches.
by Kodiak on Nov 15, 2009 1:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Dick Tomey?
Cal had a lot of lucky breaks, from dropped passes, to Nick Foles missing streaking receivers downfield, to surviving two really bad Riley interceptions (one on the offensive line, one on him), to Mike Stoops and Dick Tomey calling a curious amount of runs to Keola Antolin on 1st and 2nd down,
Am I missing something here?
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Nov 15, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well I’m an idiot. Hold on, fixing that.
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FYI for interested parties:
Dunno if this was already on TV, but CSNCA is currently playing the Cal-Oregon Volleyball game.
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by norcalnick on Nov 15, 2009 1:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s live.
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Best of luck from Duck country
You got a HUGE cheer from Autzen when they announced the score last night.
NOW WIN THE AXE! GO CAL!
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by skywaker9 on Nov 15, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Deal, as long as the Ducks take out the Wildcats and Beavers. I couldn’t handle a Stoops or a Harbaugh in Pasadena
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by norcalnick on Nov 15, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Furd prelim 8 point favorites
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 2:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THE POINTS!
TAKE THE AXE!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Forsett is over 100 yards! Wish I could see the game.
OK, back on topic. In 1974, Stanf*rd beat us in Memorial with a last second 52 yard field goal, and won by 2. In 1975, Stanf*rd was favored to beat the Bears by 2. But we won 48 to 15.
Hmm. This post doesn’t have enough of that college football fever.
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, that’s better.
by WifeisaTroj on Nov 15, 2009 3:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We’re 25th in the BCS Poll…
Have Furd and Cal ever both been ranked for a Big Game?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 5:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
1991, when Cal went to the Citrus Bowl and Furd went to the Alamo Bowl?
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by Avinash on Nov 15, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
was Furd ranked then?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
by Thoroughbred on Nov 15, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know, but they upset the crap out of us.
by CalBear81 on Nov 15, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Previous times where both teams were ranked at game time was 1937, 1949, and 1951. The Bears won all three of those games.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Nov 15, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Furd went to the Aloha Bowl that year
And lost to Georgia Tech.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Nov 15, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
StUCK FANFORD!
KEEP THE AXE!
NO ROSES FOR FURD. NO EFFING WAY. NO NO NO NO NO NO
I don’t care what bowl Cal goes to, but keeping the axe means furd has no way to get to Pasadena.
And when did furd players get so big? They must be juicing…
by bluehenbear on Nov 15, 2009 5:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
rec’d for CORRECT grammar!!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
by BearStage on Nov 17, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And when did furd players get so big? They must be juicing…
I don’t know how valid this statement is, but I do wonder about Harbaugh’s character after their game against Stanford…
by BleedinBlue on Nov 15, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Toby G’s a ripped baseball player. Let’s put 2 and 2 together…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Nov 15, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Post-game thoughts from AZDesertSwarm
Game Plan: Cal had a great defensive game plan Saturday night. The Cal defense was well-coached and prepared for Arizona’s offensive attack. Arizona’s screen game was flustered all night, many of the short routes that are always there for Foles were stifled all night long by Cal’s zones. Cal’s secondary has been torched all season long, but last night they held strong against a potent Arizona passing offense.
FIRE GREGORY!
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by norcalnick on Nov 15, 2009 7:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
My favorite "Cardinal Be Damned" Lyric
I’m getting fired up!
Sung to the Ramblin’ Wreck song:
If we find a Stanfurd “man” within our sacred walls,
We’ll take him down to Menlo and amputate his b*lls,
And if that doesn’t fix him, I’ll tell you what we’ll do,
We’ll stuff his *ss with broken glass and seal it up with glue.
And we would, too.
by prd74 on Nov 15, 2009 8:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Method Man should write more university fight songs.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Nov 15, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but only if they kept on feedin’ him and feedin’ him and feedin’ him….
by turkey on Nov 16, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
more lyrics
Oh I’m a Stanford whore and I fuck for fifty cents
I’ll spread my legs out on the ground, my pants out on the fence.
I’ll fuck almost anyone if you’ve got the fee
but you can get the hell off me if you’re from USC!
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