DBD 11.13.09: [translated] Where's My Pancakes?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 3:11 AM PST
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PrintPre-translation:"ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY IHOP"
Story: Facebook status keeps kid out of jail. Swedish Chef has more:
Vhere-a’s my puncekes, reed Rudney Bredffurd’s Fecebuuk pege-a, in a messege-a typed oon Setoordey, Ooct. Um de hur de hur de hur. 17, et 11:49 a.m., frum a cumpooter in hees fezeer’s epertment in Herlem.
Et zee teeme-a, zee sentence-a, vreettee in indeceephereble-a street slung, ves joost unuzeer nefel-gezeeng, crypteec Fecebuuk stetoos updete-a — vurds thet vere-a gubbledyguuk tu unyune-a beseedes Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Bredffurd. Bork bork bork!
Boot vhee Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Bredffurd, a skeenny, shurt 19-yeer-oold reseedent ooff zee Ferregoot Huooses, ves errested zee next dey es a soospect in a rubbery, zee vurds tuuk oon a lefel ooff impurtunce-a thet nu oone-a in zeeur veeldest dreems — leest ooff ell Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Bredffurd — cuoold hefe-a imegeened. Bork bork bork! Zeey beceme-a hees eleebi.
Hees deffense-a levyer, Rubert Reoolund, tuld a Bruuklyn esseestunt deestrict etturney, Leendsey Gerdes, ebuoot zee Fecebuuk intry, vheech ves mede-a et zee teeme-a ooff zee rubbery. Bork bork bork! Zee deestrict etturney soobpueneed Fecebuuk tu fereeffy thet zee stetoos updete-a hed ectooelly beee typed frum a cumpooter luceted et 71 Vest 118t Street in Herlem, es Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Bredffurd seeed. Bork bork bork! Vhee thet ves cunffurmed, zee cherges vere-a drupped. Bork bork bork!
"Thees is zee furst cese-a thet I’m evere-a ooff in vheech a Fecebuuk updete-a hes beee used es eleebi ifeedence-a," seeed Juhn Brooneeng, a levyer und member ooff zee Delles Ber Essuceeeshun vhu stoodeees suceeel netvurkeeng und zee lev. "Ve-a ere-a gueeng tu see-a mure-a ooff thet becoose-a ooff hoo prefelent suceeel netvurkeeng hes becume-a."
However, it seems that the status update isn't good enough for everyone. Again, to Swedish Chef:
Boot Juseph Pulleeni, vhu teeches in zee Depertment ooff Lev, Puleece-a Sceeence-a und Creeminel Joosteece-a Edmeenistreshun et Juhn Jey Cullege-a ooff Creeminel Joosteece-a, seeed prusecooturs shuoold nut hefe-a beee su qooeeck tu drup zee cherges. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
"Veet a userneme-a und pessvurd, unyune-a cun inpoot deta in a Fecebuuk pege-a," he-a seeed. Bork bork bork!
"Sume-a ooff zee breeghtest peuple-a oon zee Internet ere-a teenegers," he-a seeed. Bork bork bork!"Zeey knoo zee Internet better thun a lut ooff peuple-a. Vhy? Becoose-a zeey use-a it ell zee teeme-a.
"Su zeey cuoold defelup un eleebi," he-a seeed. Bork bork bork! "Zeey vetch telefeesiun, zee mufeees, zeere-a is a moolteetoode-a ooff reesuns vhy sumeune-a ooff thet ege-a vuoold hefe-a zee knooledge-a tu du a creeme-a leeke-a thet. Um de hur de hur de hur."
Personally, I am a fan of any argument based on the "it's those darned teenagers playing on them Internets all the time, learning how to subvert justice from watching them movies" premise. Go Bears.
Also, it's Friday the 13th. Spoooooooooky.
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Man dude, you find the weirdest stories
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:38 AM PST reply actions
And then make them weirder
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions
The "c'mon, my client can't possibly be THAT smart" defense
[Defense lawyer] Mr. Reuland acknowledges that, in principle, anyone who knew Mr. Bradford’s username and password could have typed the Facebook update, but he regards it as unlikely in this case.
"This implies a level of criminal genius that you would not expect from a young boy like this; he is not Dr. Evil," Mr. Reuland said, adding that the Facebook entry was just "the icing on the cake," since his client had the other alibis.
Praise be to Tedford!
Summers-Gavin back, Hill doubtful, Miller out
Hill has missed the past two games with a stinger, but Tedford said Wednesday that Hill looked good during strength and agility drills.
But after being further evaluated by Cal’s medical staff tonight, it appears Hill didn’t do enough to make the doctors feel comfortable about him playing.
Hill is out for the game unless something were to change between now and Saturday.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:39 AM PST reply actions
Hooray, an O-line improvement!
I mean, I’ll take what I can get at this point.
The OL has had its worst struggles when he has sat out
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
We also faced two pretty good rushing defenses when he sat out.
He only faced one good defense: Oregon and promptly got blown out.
He didn’t face USC, ASU and OSU.
In other words, Go Bears!
He got injured during the Oregon game, on one of the first few plays of the game… iirc
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Gregory talks about Arizona's offense
On what Arizona’s offense presents
I think overall they have the best group of receivers. They spread you out, which we’ve struggled with a little bit. They kind of have two offenses. They have the spread, one-back deal and four wide receivers, then they get into two tight ends, power football. They keep you off balance a little bit by having two different offenses. You’re usually one or the other. These guys do a good job of doing both.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:40 AM PST reply actions
We are so F'd!!!!!
Gregory sounds clueless.
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
Wilner's best case/worst case
Best case: The Bears run the table and finish 9-3/6-3.
There might be a way for the Bears to win the Pac-10, but it’s just this side of impossible. (And if Oregon beats ASU, forget it.)
So back to reality … I know, I know: running the table doesn’t seem like reality, but work with me here, Blues …
The Bears would have a slim shot at the Holiday, but the Sun would be much more likely. And since Cal has never played in the Sun Bowl, I’m sure the folks in El Paso would be happy to extend an invite.
Cal could also land in the Sun if it finishes No. 4, one game behind Oregon State. The bowl has a no-repeat rule that allows it to pass on the No. 3 team if it participated the previous year, which OSU did.
(One of the Oregon schools has been to the Sun for three consecutive years.)
The Bears lose out and finish 6-6/3-6.
Even though they’d be bowl-eligible, the could get squeezed out of a Pac-10-affiliated game by UCLA (4-5/1-5) if the Bruins finish with a better overall record and/or a better conference record than the Bears.
In that case, the Bruins would take the Poinsettia Bowl slot and Cal would become a 6-6 free agent, with a very good chance of landing in a middle-of-nowhere bowl.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:41 AM PST reply actions
International GMAC Bowl lol in Toronto here we come! Our best shot at a January game?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I can’t wait to play the #1 MAC team.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Someone has to show the MAC that the Pac-10 is the superior conference. We’re calling you out Central Michigan.
Yea! Would someone from the Pac-10 PLEASE put Central Michigan in their proper place this year! Someone. Anyone. I don’t care who. Hell. It could even be Arizona for all I care!
I think Arizona already did that this year
Arizona pretty much dominated CMU in the season opener.
Arizona 19, Central Michigan 6
Praise be to Tedford!
I think that’s what he was alluding to =P
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
CMU had trouble with Arizona and BC, but they are all cocky now with their 6-0 MAC record including a homecoming DOMINATION of EMU 56-8 (…EMU had the balls to go for 2 when down 49-0, a much fiercer fighting squad than the scoreboard or their winless MAC record might indicate!). CMU now has big games with Ball State and Northern Illinois, and then possibly Northern Illinois again (championship game!) the week following! I’d love to take on those savage Chippewas in Toronto and show them their loss to the Wildcats was no fluke!
EMU had the balls to go for 2 when down 49-0, a much fiercer fighting squad than the scoreboard or their winless MAC record might indicate!).
Guess who their head coach is?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
talk about rose-colored glasses
down 49-0, a much fiercer fighting squad than the scoreboard or their winless MAC record might indicate!)
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
close enough
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I knew you’d be on board.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
do you think the police officer behind Rich Rod in that photo is thinking, “Don’t do it brotha, that’s 5-10!”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Kawahara writes the Bears need their focus on establishing the run
The Wildcats are one of only two teams in the conference giving up less than 100 yards per game on the ground.
That means the Bears need to shore some things up in the running game this weekend if they want to regain the form they showed in the first half of the season.
"I think one of the things that we need to improve in is just finishing blocks," Cal coach Jeff Tedford said. "Very important that we’re able to finish things, sustain blocks, so that the backs have time to get through and make their plays."
Fullback Brian Holley agreed that, when the Bears haven’t run the ball well, it has been largely a result of "little mistakes" on their part.
"To me, it comes down to a lack of focus and poise under pressure," Holley said. "There’s a lot of things that happen out there during a football game, and you need to be a lot more disciplined, remember your techniques and stuff like that."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:42 AM PST reply actions
(from the same article)
On the field, what needs to happen is a revitalization of the Cal running game, which went as silent as the stadium when Best was driven away after that frightening injury.
No doubt shaken by the incident, the Bears finished that game with a season-low 39 yards on the ground, one week after setting a then-season low against Arizona State with 57 rushing yards. Through its first seven games, Cal averaged 216 rushing yards per game.
That’s a disturbing downward trend for the Bears with No. 18 Arizona bringing its stout rushing defense into Memorial Stadium on Saturday at 4 p.m. The Wildcats are one of only two teams in the conference giving up less than 100 yards per game on the ground.
That means the Bears need to shore some things up in the running game this weekend if they want to regain the form they showed in the first half of the season.
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Best case scenario, Vereen establishes himself as true 1.5-string starter and Sofele has a coming out party. Be positive, be positive …
Staying positive
Maybe Deboskie will give us something at the RB position, going up against a team from his home state. I’ve liked what I’ve seen from Debo’s limited opportunities this year, but now the quality of competition is dialed up a notch.
Praise be to Tedford!
I think he can. I meant that this year, he’s referred to as ‘better than a backup, equivalent to Best but not technically a starter.’ I.e., he’s not 2nd string, he’s 1.5 string.
I really hope Yarnway, Debo, and Sofele pan out and offer nice alternatives to Vereen. Could be fun with Yarnway breakin’ fools off up in the middle, Sofele out running everyone at the edges, and Debo/Vereen doing whatever the hell they want.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Win one for Jahvid!
The motto was put forward amid Saturday night’s setback.
The maxim was cheered amid Saturday night’s sorrows.
Do it for Jahvid.
Cal should do it for Jahvid, not only to prove it is capable of beating Arizona without him, but also to give him the win he didn’t get after he crashed into the end zone last weekend.
"The talk was, ’Let’s go finish this for Jahvid,’" linebacker Mike Mohamed said after Best sustained a concussion during the loss to Oregon State. "Unfortunately, it didn’t work out the way we wanted it to."
The Bears should do it for Jahvid, not only to prove to their talented tailback that not all is lost for their season, but also to show him that not all is lost of their heart.
That’s what Jahvid would do.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 3:43 AM PST reply actions
I would love for them to win it for Jahvid! I would love for the team to get hyped up and use up some of that nervous energy they’ve been sitting on for the past week. BUT this team seems to have a lot of fundamental problems which more energy won’t magically fix. (those problems were very well laid out in your post Avinash: Roll On)
I hope the team doesn’t get too frustrated when they put their whole heart in the game but are still plagued by the same problems.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
Heads up, Bay Area - CalTrans is tired of asking you to slow down.
Lane Closures To Slow Bay Bridge Traffic
Caltrans, working together with the CHP has decided to slow traffic down across the new S-curve on the Bay Bridge, by closing one to two lanes of the Bay Bridge’s upper and lower decks during off-peak hours.
The lane closures are intended to warn and slow vehicles approaching the S-curve to the posted 35 MPH speed.
CHP officers will also be on duty enforcing the speed limits on the bridge.
Caltrans officials say this won’t cause any traffic jams because the lanes will only be closed during off-peak hours.
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What time is the game and what channel? I’m running a soccer tournament this weekend so I have to tape the game.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
If only it was that easy, I’m running the damn thing. 40 teams filled with guys who can’t give up the glory and who insist on running around until their legs fall off. I include myself in this group.
If the game starts at 6pm Central, I might be able to get home in time for kickoff.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 13, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 13, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
I have directv and versus is blacked out
due to a dispute b/t directv and comcast (the owner of versus). Anyone else have this problem?
What are my options? Starkey??!!?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Nov 13, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
Online stream, I guess.
Everyone with DirecTV is having that problem… fanpost rant by socaloski up about it a day or two ago
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
Anyone have a hassle free link for the games
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Nov 13, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
pretty sure there will be one on gameday, and we’ll provide links here front and center. right now, though, i’m not sure who’ll have it up because PRD has DirecTV too iirc
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
the results of the poll are interesting…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
So what are you going to do about it…
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 7:10 AM PST up reply actions
Old carp: we know you're in there.
We know you can hear us …
Womens Soccer to take on Auburn:
Bears Earn NCAA Tournament Selection
The California women’s soccer team received an at-large bid to the NCAA Tournament’s 64-team field. The Golden Bears (10-8-1 overall, 4-5-0 Pac-10) will take on Auburn (10-8-3, 6-5-0) in the first round of the tournament on Nov. 13 at 4 p.m. PST at the Seminole Soccer Complex in Tallahassee, Fla. The Cal-Auburn game will begin after a 30-minute warm-up following the conclusion of the No. 1-seed and host Florida State-Southeastern Louisiana game, no earlier than 4 p.m. PST. The winner of the FSU-Southeastern Louisiana game will play the winner of the Cal-Auburn match-up on Sunday, Nov. 15 at 10 a.m. PST in Tallahassee, Fla.
Bears’ NCAA History
This year’s selection is Cal’s 17th playoff bid, the 11th in the last 12 years and the sixth straight. Cal advanced to the second round of the NCAA Tournament in 2007. The Bears defeated Santa Clara, 2-0, in the first round. Cal tied Stanford, 1-1, in the second round, but the Cardinal advanced to the third round by winning the penalty kick shootout, 7-6. In 2005, Cal advanced to the third round of NCAAs for the first time since 1988. The Bears’ best NCAA Tournament performances were semifinal appearances in 1984, ’87 and ’88.
Last Year in the NCAA Tournament
In 2008, Cal received an at-large bid to the NCAA Tournament for the program’s 10th trip to the Big Dance in the past 11 years. The Bears traveled to Gainesville, Fla., to take on the No. 7 Gators. Even though they put up a very strong showing, outshooting Florida, 14-8, the Bears lost, 2-1. Freshman Natasha Richardson scored her first goal of the season and her Bear career for California’s lone goal.
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Wow
http://www.conquestchronicles.com/2009/11/11/1120527/usc-recruiting-the-struggles-of
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The chart in my recent post says USC, with a 5 year average star mean of 3.98, is the highest in the country.
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/11/12/1143231/carps-crazy-thoughts-for-a
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What? Sure it was a ridiculous haul on paper, but you can’t argue that they’ve been setting the world on fire. (There was that minor incident in the laundry room at Heritage Hall, but no-one’s proven anything.)
Uhhh yeah, I think we’d be happy to trade classes with you.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Swimming gets new recruits!
BERKELEY – California, the defending NCAA and Pac-10 champion, signed a talented and diverse group of seven swimmers and one diver to National Letters of Intent, Cal head coach Teri McKeever and Cal diving coach Ben Herdt announced on Thursday. The swimmers include two Golden Bears – Samantha Shellem (La Verne, Calif./Lutheran High School) and Deborah Roth (Corte Madera, Calif./Redwood High School) – who recently competed with the U.S. youth national team and one Bear – Stephanie Au (Hong Kong, China/Sacred Heart Canossian School) – who was a 2008 Olympic teammate of Cal sophomore Hannah Wilson.
McKeever’s recruits include Melissa Bates (Tustin, Calif./Mater Dei High School), Kearsten Livingstone (Canyon Country, Calif./Canyon High School), Mikkel-Ane Stipe (Oceanside, Calif./La Costa Canyon High School) and Cindy Tran (Westminster, Calif./Edison High School). Herdt signed diver Lena Kardos (Aliso Viejo, Calif./Laguna Beach High School).
“I am thrilled to announce this group of young women and I am excited that they have decided to join us,” McKeever said. “Each of them is a talented student-athlete that was looking for a combination of world-class education and athletic experience. [Cal assistant coach] Kristen Cunnane, the team and I worked hard to find women that are the right fit for Cal and our swim program. This group is excited to carry forward the rich tradition of personal growth and athletic excellence.”
Seven of the eight new Bears, other than Au, hail from the state of California.
Cal’s incoming class possesses strong freestylers in Au, Shellem and Stipe and versatility in Tran (backstroke/butterfly/freestyle), Bates (breaststroke/sprint free/individual medley), Roth (backstroke/freestyle) and Livingstone (fly/back).
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Softball gets 4 new recruits and I suggest carp not click on this link with his wife anywhere near by:
BERKELEY – The California softball program has signed four incoming freshmen to National Letters of Intent, head coach Diane Ninemire announced Thursday. Ashley Decker (Reno, Nev./Spanish Springs High School), Arianna Erceg (Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif./Palos Verdes HS), Victoria Jones (Oceanside, Calif./Vista High School) and Alex Robben (Napa, Calif./Napa High School) have all signed NLIs and will join the Golden Bears in fall of 2010.
“This is an outstanding recruiting class,” Ninemire said. “These four players have all come from winning programs with winning traditions. This talented class will be an asset to our program from the get go.”
Hailing from Reno, Nev., Ashley Decker will join the Bears as a second baseman/outfielder. The 5-5 player has been to ASA nationals six times and has won multiple national qualifier tournaments with her travel teams. A standout prepster, Decker has led her league in hitting for the past three years – boasting an above .600 batting average – and was selected first-team all-state in each of her first three years of play at Spanish Springs High School. On pace to break the Nevada state high school career batting average, Decker was the 2009 High Desert League player of the year and has led her squad to two state championships. Decker, who played in the Under Armor All-American All-Star Game in 2008, which aired on ESPN, says that Cal is the school of her dreams for its location, education and the team’s success. Decker also played on the Spanish Springs High School volleyball team as a freshman.
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excellent job recruiting, if I may say so.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
no kidding. That Ninemire sure has an eye for talent.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 13, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if they were inspired by Vicky Galindo…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It’s been too long since we went to the Women’s College World Series. And we’ve only won one national championship, and that was already 8 years ago now. Clearly, it is time to FIRE NINEMIRE.
Lest I be misconstrued, I’m kidding.
Praise be to Tedford!
Ps – mrs. carp thinks they’re hot. Yes, she’s been expressing more bowchica wowow interest lately. Not sure what’s up with that…but let’s just say we’re rollin’ with it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I thought this had been disallowed
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
Vereen and Deboskie talk about hurdling
As those of us who watched Russell White vs. Purdue in 1991 know, it used to be illegal.
Interesting quote from Deboskie:
Covaughn DeBoskie-Johnson, who will split time with Vereen at tailback Saturday against Arizona, learned all about the hazards of hurdling during his sophomore year in high school.
“I tried to jump over somebody, and he went up,” DeBoskie-Johnson said. “I did a complete flip. I saw the sky and the ground. My feet hit the ground when I fell, but I did a complete 360. That was one of the scariest moments of my life.”
Interesting because of this awesome play three weeks ago.
Praise be to Tedford!
Cal v. Nevada September 18, 2010 at Nevada.
3 game away, home, away announced. Saw it in the merc this morning. No link.
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 9:03 AM PST reply actions
I hope you mean to say Cal gets 2 home games and Nevada gets one. If not, that is an epic fail on the part of Cal’s athletic department.
1 game away, 2 @ home.. it’s up in fanshot on the mainpage. ragnarok surmised that Nevada won’t be in Berkeley til 2012 and 2013 because they have a full schedule in 2011.
Nevada could have a really strong team next year, and I’m not counting them out of a win in Boise this year… they’ve dominated other WAC opponents, and Boise has kept it close against some inferior teams
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
srsly. At first I lol’d and then I serious’d.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
they’re not that good.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
ahem…neither is Cal?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
dude, you act like we’re a WAC team. 6-3! we’re a middle-of-the-road PAC-10 team in a year the Pac is probably the strongest conference in the country, top to bottom.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
not enough data to back up that claim yet.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
year the Pac is probably the strongest conference in the country, top to bottom.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
And middle of the road Pac 10 team.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
we’ve beaten the 10th, 8th, and 7th teams in the conference and lost to 3 of the current top 5… it’s a pretty safe bet that we’re middle of the road in my book.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
You win this round!
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
the evidence is in your eyes — you can watch the teams every weekend (or not, if you’re going to the game and not watching others). are you just waiting til bowl season? that all depends on match-ups for realz.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Even if the Pac-10 is the strongest conference in the country…we’re 3-3 in-conference, and those three wins are against the #7, #9 and #10 teams…
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by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
umm exactly: we’re middle of the road
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
btw UW lost to ASU and UCLA, so they’re 9th in my book (despite the two flukey wins)
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Here’s a link!
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/11/12/1143491/cal-to-play-nevada-in-football
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Is sir twist and hook hitting up the tailgate tomorrow?
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm, I could use more angry in my life.
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I've never had the pleasure of p-owning you in real life Rishi.
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno, Rishi gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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If by “gets” you mean “observes” then yes, I would agree.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, I thought the point of paying cover at clubs was so that you can stare at girls?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
u don’t. They pay you.
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Not all of us can flirt with the bouncer like you can, Rishi.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Truth or cougar: Newborn parents are funny.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
btw, for the last couple of weeks, I’ve been growing the Carp Memorial Goatee in honor you and your newborn. May he be a masculine child.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Carp Memorial Pussy Face
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
damn, what’s rong bro?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Nothing wrong with it. Gotta spice it up once in awhile, you know?
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
that’s true. i’ve been rockin the clean shaven look since August and I’ve somehow managed to keep the sideburns high and tight like Peyton Manning.
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--Coach Clark
that’s why it’s in honor of your memory— i figured you didn’t want to subject your kid to such a wild thang
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Or, you know, you go to the website of the club and click guestlist and get to the club before 11 PM…
I’m not trying to brag or anything; just, there’s no reason to consistently pay cover at any club.
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there’s no reason to
consistently pay cover atgo to any club.
Fixed.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
INDIAN FIGHT!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
INDIAN BLINDNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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by TwistNHook on Nov 13, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rishi wins this round because CGB is clueless about stuff other than Settlers of Catan
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
You mean…the rest of CGB doesn’t spend as much time talking about clubs and women and lemon drops as Rishi?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
but don’t forget Axe Styling Gel
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Jäger bombs are awesome; this cannot be denied.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Any sort of bomb is awesome — car bomb, jaegar bomb, sake bomb, etc
I once did all three back-to-back-to-back
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Ugh. Guinness and whiskey and jaeger and red bull and sake and more beer sounds like it would all curdle together in your stomach.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Jager bombs I found to be gross. Irish car bombs on the other hand mmmmmm
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll admit it, having grown up in the UK and Holland in the 70s, I have a total sense of humor failure about a drink called an Irish car bomb.
lol
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
That depends, what’s in it?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I didn’t invent it.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
This isn’t the time to bring up images of Magic cards, is it?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
It’s ALWAYS the time to bring up images of Magic cards!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
you mean literally owning him? like as a servant or butler?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Thats just because I was next to that 8th grader. She made me seem so much stupider!
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Is that because she knows more about Gossip Girl than you?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
what about Cal-Neva?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What about the Bunny Ranch?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Thought this was mildly humorous.
What really happened in Tuscaloosa last weekend.
http://www.trackemtigers.com/2009/11/12/1143270/what-really-happened-in-tuscaloosa
It’s all good here. Gladly awaiting watching whichever BCS bowl Bama loses to close the season
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
Guys!
Hey howz it been! Feel like I haven’t “seen” or “talked” to y’all in a while!
Can we still go to the Emerald Bowl. I didn’t get to go last year and I just think it would be sweet to see them play in ATT park. so close to me!
And what have you been doing since 1997?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
And why are you prior to the snap?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
And have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Have you ever been in a gymnasium? And stop calling me Shirley.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Lady and gentlemen: the CGB welcoming committee!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
nothing to make fun of… you should be proud… and eager!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Why didn’t you say: “Can’t I just buy you a drink and call it even?”
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
The whole “buy a girl a drink as a way to hit on her” meme is so tired. I’ll buy drinks for my friends because I genuinely like them, but I don’t like the idea of using it as a way to get in.
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You select a girl by looking at runes inside a hat. Then, you select 40 more.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 13, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t mind Rishi, since1997. He may not treat you right, but I would. ::meow::
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Fixed
Yup, it’s definitely aFridayDBD.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
23 years of twisted steel and sex appeal… just ask my mommy!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Loves me some incest
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
too OLD
see what i did there? used the “OLD” meme and ALSO told you that you were not young enough for me.
zoonews and carp are testicle teammates
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
refer to Cougar week DBD on the age my potential partner has to be for me to obtain official Cougar status.
(Shoe size)/2 + 1inch…
::giggles::
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
I feel…. so… alone…
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
I’m having so much fun out there!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Just like in Dawn of the Dead where the zombies go back to the shopping mall out of habit.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
it's just a way to display your financial success
if alcohol makes you feel uncomfortable, try an appropriate quantity of oysters or beets
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you need to show your potential mate that you are successful in our capitalist society
also, that you’re not a pussy, so don’t order lemon drops
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by CBKWit on Nov 13, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
In all seriousness, you have to tailor the kind of drink to the kind of girl. I hope you know this. CBKWit’s assertion notwithstanding, there are instances in which lemon drops can be useful.
dboneisloose
Yes, yes, I am aware of how to buy drinks for girls. And I understand what it “shows”.
I guess that I just find it a waste of money as a method of picking up girls in bars. Jes sayin
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…I don’t know why I’m chiming in… in a one-time basis, it makes you seem cheap not to do the classy thing.
on a repeated long-term basis, the amount spent compared to the likely-hood of success does make it seem ridiculous.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
But how’s it the “classy” thing to buy a random girl a drink? If anything, it’s sleazy.
And I’m not being cheap; like I said, I will buy my friends drinks. Just not a random chick.
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It’s not necessarily sleazy…to a lot of people offering to buy a girl a drink is a social convention, just like the guy always paying on the first date or whatever. It is a waste of money if your objective is to get laid; that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily sleazy. Depends on the context.
dboneisloose
I guess. I’m more disagreeing with the sentiment that it’s somehow classy.
Plus, throwing money around to get a girl seems counterproductive.
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Too much thinking is going on here: Just go out and have fun and things will happen.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Plus, throwing money around to get a girl seems counterproductive.
What about to keep one?
dboneisloose
I agree with this, but only because it lets me feel morally superior for my complete inability to pick up women.
…so, you like ice hockey?
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So that’s why you’re always defending Matt Leinart… he loaned you the trophy and the signature line.
Or if you wanted to save money, you could just be straightforward and give them a compliment.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Lower her self-esteem more and make her emotionally vulnerable?
Have you been out of the game that long?
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You are a bad person.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hint: All that crap from the “pick up artists” doesn’t work nearly as well as you seem to think it does.
dboneisloose
Wow dude. You must pick up the lowest of the low with that bullshit.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
You’re a horrible person for even THINKING it!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
You think those guys are really cute, eh Rishi?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
that would just seem to make you a jerk. And I’ve met you, you’re not good looking enough to pull that off.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
definitely
when you want to look like a pussy, lemon drops are very useful!
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This
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
didn’t you meet your wife when you were 17??
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
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"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Take notes boys:
1) Play sports in college and have motivation for a career after sports.
2) Try not to stare at other chicks when she’s with you. At least until year 7 or so. If she catches you, deny it or blame it on your biological clock.
3) Sweep her off her feet. This includes foot rubs, neck rubs, wine tasting even though her white wine tastes like acid, weekend vacations to non-dirtbag inns/hotels, etc.
4) Don’t drink too much. This goes hand in hand with Whiskey Dick.
5) Give her space to grow in her career and with her friends. Encourage girls night out. Trust her on wild bachelorette weekends. Go to those stupid double double dates and be very nice to your partner and funny as hell. Pick up the check.
6) Don’t treat her like a piece of ass.
7) Never take off your wedding ring. It’s disrespectful, imo.
8) Make her dinner
9) Get to know her family even if they’re weirdos.
10) Don’t let your parents give you relationship advice.
11) Stand by your partner at all costs. Never quit even if you know you’ll fail.
12) Try and be a Man. This includes chasing down punk kids with a baseball bat, helping elderly people onto the train, attempting to install plumbing, etc.
That should suffice for now. I don’t want to throw too much at you guys.
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by carp on Nov 13, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
You’re not saying anything that ain’t common sense, playa. But good job anyway.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
I would also add:
13) Don’t ‘adjust’ yourself all the time or announce your gas passing.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Back to the “all meat all the time” challenge?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
I would say #12 is the most important leading up to 1-11.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t want to sound crass, but lemon drops have, uh, led to success for me in the past.
dboneisloose
a cappella has led to success for me in the past
but that doesn’t mean it’s not “pussy”
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Surprisingly, pledging my unending love in a painfully expensive ceremony surrounded by over a hundred of my friends and family did not lead to success in the past.
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So that’s how you broke your wrist.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
you mean toosh
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
zing zang zong!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you said not to invest in gold.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
but that would be a “PERSONAL ATTACK” no?
(if you haven’t noticed, I’m trying to do EVERY SINGLE “meme” here)
You really have a lot of catching up to do. If you start now, you might be able to make last call.
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And be able to recognize obscure Simpsons references.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Listen, Jahvid Best, I’m happy you’re alive and imma let you recover, but NAILED IT HONK TOADS FOR CEREAL SCARF DOUBLE BREASTED
OF ALL TIME
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by Rishi on Nov 13, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
FLAGGED
I’m evicting your grandmother.
by since1997 on Nov 13, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
dub re<'d
just like a certain kind of suit…
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Uh, I’m not familiar. What province is he from?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
This definitely deserves a rec
dboneisloose
dudes on fiyah today
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
Twist, you can stop replying to every comment in this thread. These conversations are long gone, my friend.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
I’m bringing sexy back! I was in ct all afty get off my back!
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I was in ct all afty get off my back!
This is remarkably incoherent even by your standards.
dboneisloose
court all afternoon stop dryhumping him
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Ork ork ork? Get out of hear.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Priestley for me too, but in 1992-93. Room 403. Great view of the DC roof.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
FOOTHILL!!!
sigh
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
nope, unit 1. I think it was my third choice, after foothill/unit 3. I made great friends on my floor though (going to a wedding for two of them in April), so I can’t complain.
You don’t have to go back. Let’s just start a CGB fraternity close to campus.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
hey, we’re gonna go to a bar later? you want to go? wait, what’s that about your age? :)
(until you turn 21 this is all the leverage we have on you haha)
Have fun sitting at home drinking root beer
dboneisloose
Turns out I have a case of Pyramid Hefenwizen at home that I’m trying to make it last until my birthday.
In other words, Go Bears!
Like that’s a step down from Captain I-won’t-spend-a-few-dollars-to-chat-with-a-lady-over-drinks.
by DC Trojan on Nov 13, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
No, you’re not bad at all, I’m just saying that your total refusal to even consider alcohol as a social lubricant doesn’t make me think you’re the best arbiter re: other people drinking alone and weeping while they look at the Apple products web page.
by DC Trojan on Nov 13, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Obviously it’s a social lubricant, which is why I’d drink with my good friends. It’s just that
Screw it, this is way too funny to pass up:
other people drinking alone and weeping while they look at the Apple products web page.
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No fail. I don’t do that. I assume DC doesn’t do that. So naturally it’s you
In other words, Go Bears!
Maybe this explains why Microsoft is so screwed up. After enough time, their employees start acting like their machines.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m picturing a Clippy with a text box saying “it looks like you’re trying to tell someone, do you want me to say ‘Oh Snap!’”
You take that back! You take that back RIGHT NOW!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
With the rest of the DBD, through the magic of the Internets. He’ll be working on his drunk posting.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
There are two excuses for drunk posting on CGB:
1) You end up here after coming back from the bars, before bed
2) You’re drinking while watching a Cal game and posting your laptop.
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Yeah, us out-of-state admittees got all the luck.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, I thought you grew up in Gilroy?
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I believe that was Ohio Bear, who is the same person as CALumbus Bear since there is only one Bear in the entire state of Ohio.
Wait, is that the guy currently living in China who seems to know every Cal sports person from 1992-1996?
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Yeah,did you have to ask?
It should be pretty obvious that Ohio Bear lives in China.
Praise be to Tedford!
I got the worst luck with roommates and rooms.
Freshman year: Unit 1 Cheney triple. Technically it’s a double with an extra bed and desk. One roommate is nocturnal (though he’s a nice guy) and the other had… issues. He was gay and loved to watch porn. Unfortunately his computer faced me :(. That and he’d talk to his 40year old boyfriend every day.
Soph year: A double suite with our own bathroom was awesome. My drug dealing, pedophile roommate was not.
Junior year: Rented an apartment with three people. Two of them cool people. The third..? Dishonorably discharged from navy, drug addict, etc etc
In other words, Go Bears!
All the “triples” in Units 1-3 were doubles with extra beds and desks IIRC.
My roommate freshman year was a foreign music major who spent all of his time in the music library. On move-out day, our next-door neighbor came in to say goodbye to us. After he left, my roommate asked what his name was.
dboneisloose
Not all. Definitely the corner rooms were noticeably bigger than the others.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
I had a triple on the ground floor, behind the security desk (Ida Sproul). We had a private bathroom, a kitchenette, and a separate living room (with private balcony!) just for us. How many of you had couches in your dorm rooms?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
At least you guys were guaranteed spots. I was an extentsion student and was lucky to ge ta spot. I lived in Bowles! NAILED IT ANYWAY!
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I had no idea there were so many people who lived in Priestley here!
Seventh floor, 2005-2007.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
We were Unit 3 rivals! Spens Black 1992-93
Spens Black 4 Lifezzzz! Room 811. Awesome view of campus.
I believe it was your floormates across the hall who threw bottles of piss at a bunch of us playing volleyball one evening. Must have been visiting stanfurd students staying at your dorm.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 15, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
Should you reach a point in life where you might be interested in settling down, you’ll discover that 1) it’s no mean feat finding someone willing to put up with your ass because you are annoying on a long term basis (we all are), and 2) there’s an element of luck in deciding when it’s time to stop looking for someone “better” because you’re not going to find her.
In what sense? You mean in regard to question 2? If so, it’s not a question of optimism, it’s a question of figuring out what matters to you. I really hit it off (in a platonic sense) with a very attractive co-worker several years after I got married, but “new” and “cute” don’t override “disastrous differences in religious opinions” and “married for a reason in the first place.”
I didn’t specifically know that I was looking for my wife, and I’m sure I could have ended up happily hitched to someone else. But having got it right once, I don’t see the need to try again.
I’d say that at some point, you just decide to take the plunge. Only after it’s happened do you know for sure it was the right time.
STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS INTENDED FOR DC TROJAN!
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Don’t pull a Mosby and tell yourself that you’re going to wait for “the one” that is 100% right for you, because you’ll end up old and alone and wishing you had gone for one of the ones who were only 95% right.
Just sayin’.
dboneisloose
Where does your decision to fully forsake your alma mater to become a Cal fan rank?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like a guido Rishi getting ready for Friday night.
I’ve always wanted to do one of those strike-outy-zing! thingies. oh yeah.
It’d make sense, except I’m Indian and already tan. Try again!
(PS, you may have been trying to say “dun dun dunnnn” to mimick sound effects from cheesy movies")
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aww our little Royrules is growing up
dboneisloose
Noooooooooooooo not another Rishi
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
I LIKE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND WORKING LONG HOURS FOR MINIMAL PAY
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Better yet, what's that woman doing in that picture?
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions
Entire NBA to Retire #23?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4650907
“I just think what Michael Jordan has done for the game has to be recognized some way soon,” James said. "There would be no LeBron James, no Kobe Bryant, no Dwyane Wade if there wasn’t Michael Jordan first.
“He can’t get the logo [Hall of Famer Jerry West’s silhouette adorns the NBA’s logo], and if he can’t, something has to be done. I feel like no NBA player should wear 23. I’m starting a petition, and I’ve got to get everyone in the NBA to sign it. Now, if I’m not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it.”
I’m a huge Bulls fan, therefore a Jordan fan, but I don’t think the entire NBA should retire the number. There have been numerous great basketball players in history (Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Russell, Magic, Bird, etc.) as well as tragic stories (Len Bias, Drazen Petrovic…) and although Jordan did revolutionize the sport in a way these other players didn’t, it was a function of the right person at the right time. To solely honor Jordan’s contribution to basketball, without honoring the other players before him, seems a bit foolish. Furthermore, from an NBA standpoint, it might be better to highlight and prove there is more to the NBA than Jordan, rather than constantly highlight the one shining moment that was Jordan. I fully recognize, this was not initiated by the NBA.
Nice gesture, but who is LeBron man? Come on.
Go throw some more chalk in the air you turbo.
by 33SwisherSweet on Nov 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll be frank. No.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Can’t you just be Avinash?
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--Coach Clark
His new name is: Obvinash
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
suuuucks
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Nov 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
DONATE NOW OR DIE
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--Coach Clark
Ranking Pac 10 coaches
6. Jeff Tedford, Cal: Tedford has done an amazing job, bringing the program up from the depths of a 1-10 season in 2001. But if you listen carefully at Memorial Stadium, you can hear a faint Janet Jackson in the background … “What have you done for me lately?” The quarterback guru has had a rough go of it lately with quarterbacks, and no one thinks another year of Kevin Riley is going to break the glass ceiling of making it to a Rose Bowl.
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lol, stoops and harbaugh a way premature… stoops hasn’t even faced oregon or usc yet. and his only bowl is last year.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
That list is silly; it’s basically just this year’s Pac-10 standings. Stoops has one good year and Tedford has one off year, and suddenly Stoops is supposed to be a way better coach…?
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by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
To be fair, Mike Riley should be ranked #2 in conference for what he’s done and what he does.
Sure, he choked away an opportunity to win the Pac 10 last year and his teams struggle early on, but beating Cal three years in a row, USC two years out of three and giving them fits the rest of the time? It’s impressive.
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I agree, Riley does not get enough credit. I’ve said this before multiple times on CGB, but since 2002 Oregon State’s record is pretty much on par with Cal and Oregon’s for that imaginary “#2” spot in the Pac-10.
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by HolmoePhobe on Nov 13, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I think it’s been a consensus since last year that Mike Riley is considered the 2nd best coach in teh Pac-10.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
agreed
And I don’t understand why they still have Carroll at the top at this point. Right now I’d say Riley, Kelly and Jimbo are the best coaches this year.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Is it based on a year-to-year or overall?
Cause, you know, USC is having a down year, but Carroll has been phenomenal otherwise.
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I was thinking just this year in terms of getting the most out of your talent.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I mean, I’ve watched these teams all year. This is how I’d break down the teams in terms of sheer physical talent (by simple # of good athletes):
1. USC
2. Oregon
3. Oregon State
4. UCLA
5. Arizona
6. Cal
7. Stanford (they could be as high as 3 though with that OL)
8. ASU
9. Washington
1000. Wazzu
You can glean what I think of under- and outperformance based on that.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
eh, so many variables go on AFTER they get on campus (injuries, academics, etc) I don’t value those TOO much
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Feel free, young one.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least you don’t have to hear the mind-numbing drivel on the message boards.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
maybe when you’re older
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Jokes on you — I don’t have a girlfriend. Just servants.
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yes… but I wouldn’t expect you to know that
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
SEINFELD ON MARCH 26 AT THE FLINT CENTER
I AM GOING. SO IS TWIST. SEPARATELY.
The Lack of Mack's Imposition Attacks My Disposition.
FUCK YA IM GOING! Im going to the 7 PM show, while Spazzy is going to the 930 PM show. ITS GOING TO BE AWSOME!
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Sweet
They Gchat the way people talk!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Better than the RoyRules22 Twitter account DBD, if you ask me!
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Hey, I like hearing about how it’s raining in Seattle.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
I just scored 33 on facebook Scrabble.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
is that good?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
I just harvested crops on Farmville.
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Damn you people who fill up my notification box with your farmville crap! No, I do not care that you found another miserable ugly duckling!
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I don’t actually play Farmville. Also, I think you can alter that. Also, fuck you for thinking I play farmville.
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I just harvested crops on Farmville.
I rest my case. Costs will be assessed.
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I’v elost yet another trial.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 13, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
dude do you have Gchat? why am i not on it?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 13, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Twist doesn't want us to be friends
He is threatened by a potential Spazzy-CBK alliance
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I was really going for Dwight Schrute
but this new Risk direction has potential
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On that note…it’s Friday, anyone else in for a game of online Risk? I’m being totally serious here.
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Kyle Orton smirks to himself as he pets his cat
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Is there a sadder looking sack of shit in the NFL than this guy?
How can anybody be expected to rally around that sour puss?
Now compare that gopherface to the most handsome QB in the NFL:
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently, you’ve never seen Jard Lorenzen
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Question for zoonews (or other Photoshop peeps)
You’ve got Photoshop skills right? (Beetdub, that’s not the question).
You ever try creating a tilt-shift effect in post processing? I’ve got some gameday photos I’m trying to do this with.
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thanks
I totes read that one. My prob is they give instructions for CS and I’m still on 6, so I don’t have the “lens blur” filter. Here’s what I’ve been able to come up with so far…
It’s just not the same.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Man, looks like we’re playing the game in Shanghai.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I tweaked the hue saturation up crazy high.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ya, that seems to be the way: gaussian… but with some more intricate selecting around things that are in different planes if needed. Alternate me, in yours the speaker post and goalposts would need less blur than the stands behind them (if I’m visualizing this correctly).
Totes!
This is fun. Way better than looking for a yob.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Preesh! yeah, i’ve been using gaussian blur.
I think the other issue is my photos are at too low an angle. I’m gonna try and get some from the top of Memorial today.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I mean tomorrow.
When there’s a game.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
here’s a few that might be worth trying?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hckydntst/2790181473/
Nice pics! Perhaps the wide angle lens helps create the illusion better?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure, I think it’s all about the composition. Either you have the right subject matter for it or you don’t… That said, I love shooting wide.
His jet stream seems to have blurred your pic =D
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
That’s actually time/space bending around him.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
of course. Isn’t it your photo?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
well, yeah but I don’t know anything about creating the tilt shift look so it never hurts to be polite :)
It’s really easy, actually. Well, if you have Photoshop. Check out the link zoonews posted. I think it’s all about picking the right photo.
I’d love to try it the old school way tho with a tilt shift lens. When not taking snapshots, I still shoot old timey analog 35mm.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
MWC to expand to get an automatic BCS bid?
These rumors are everywhere out of the nations capital. There are negotiations between the people for the BCS as well as the Mountain West Conference. If the Mountain West wants to get a guaranteed spot in the BCS they must expand. The expansion would include Boise State, Nevada-Reno and Fresno State. Make it a power twelve team conference.
Looks like that ends any realistic hope for the Pac-12. Guess we’re going to have to settle for one measly BCS bid every year.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions
sucks for them that the BCS won’t be around after the contract is up!
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Well maybe if… damn i guess it does.
That’d be an interesting conference though. Utah, TCU, Boise State, Nevada, Fresno State, BYU… sounds like a BCS conference to me. At least THIS year, it does.
The problem is, that would absolutely cripple the WAC. Do they have a say in this?
Also, I think is for the best in terms of kiling the Pac-12 idea. I mean, I don’t think there’s any way that Cal would have come out ahead in that situation. Less recruiting, better competition – Cal would have gotten screwed in that deal.
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Gameday forecast: cool and sunny. Recommended attire: double-breasted wool suit.
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I think we’re rollin’ around 11. Gotta do this last home game right.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Gotta represent for Senior Day! And by represent I mean get drunk and belligerent.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, are you? Totes do.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
They Might Be Giants concert for me.
I’m gonna ask them why Constantinople got the works.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
I was highly considering going to that concert tonight!
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No offense, but I don’t have a ticket yet, so I’m glad you’re not. Can’t have one more person to compete with.
These last two weeks have been Nerdrockfest 09. Devo BOTH nights last weekend, TMBG this weekend. If only Man or Astroman were in town…
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
On Monday’s DBD you need to provide details. 12, 15 and 18, or anything else interesting?
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 15, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Back to this. Hells yeah! We’re starting out tailgate at Noon.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Officially? No.
But yes.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, I have areally sick outfit for tomorrow. I’m going to evoke a sense of the every man. Kind of an American hero, just going about his day, not anticipating any sort of congratulations. Just a man. Being a man. Doing what men do.
Yes, I’m going double denim!
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Admit it, you’re just trying to impress Patrick Christopher
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Dude, I have areally sick outfit for tomorrow.
Planning your outfits ahead of time may be your most vain quality. And that is really saying something
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I tend to plan out an entire season’s worth of outfits well ahead of time. Like April. But I have to keep options open for things to fall into place and weather changes. Plus, you gotta plan Royal and Spring Game et al. It’s exhausting and after years and years of doing it I find myself going further and further deeper into the well. Creativity ain’t easy!
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You plan out your outfits like April from TMNT????
I thought it was yellow jumpsuit all the time… I’m confused…
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See, I thought of this too, and I went to Google’s Image search to post a photo of her, and not only are there NSFW pictures of the cartoon character, but apparently there’s a porn star with the same name. Surprising.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 13, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
Amazing animal photo desktops
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions
This is what Alualu's going to do to Foles tomorrow
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions
That was… random
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
We’re all out of links T-Bred. It’s a firesale!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
No more “too big to fail” — Jamie Dimon
Our company, J.P. Morgan Chase, employs more than 220,000 people, serves well over 100 million customers, lends hundreds of millions of dollars each day and has operations in nearly 100 countries. And if some unforeseen circumstance should put this firm at risk of collapse, I believe we should be allowed to fail. As Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner recently put it, “No financial system can operate efficiently if financial institutions and investors assume that government will protect them from the consequences of failure.” The term “too big to fail” must be excised from our vocabulary.
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way to state the obvious
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
You my friend, are a genius.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Breaking News out of Fond du Lac, WI
Police said a highly intoxicated man who survived when multiple freight train cars rolled over him is “the luckiest guy alive.” Police Major Kevin Lemke said Canadian National Railway employees reported they ran over someone lying between the tracks and did an emergency stop about 10:30 p.m. Thursday.
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The alcohol saved him!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
This last hour of Indians freaking out over a girl has been mildly riveting and disturbing. It’s like every Bollywood film ever made!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions
I’M NOT INDIAN… I’M JUST DESPERATE
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
This is exactly where I wanted this comment to be.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
Man, you can’t get these memes right. You’re like Windows Vista.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
Now I need to figure out whom I’m going to bill this last hour of Bollywood to.
Praise be to Tedford!
Flagged. You know why.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, another meme fail. It’s like you’ve incorporated the hive mind of Windows Me.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Scotchy scotchy scotch scotch scotchy scotch
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
i think that’s a meme… but I don’t know how it’s used. DAMN IT! I have so much useless pointless knowledge to learn!!
Don’t mind him. He’s malfunctioning.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Like I said, malfunctioning
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 13, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
i want to shoot things when i see those fucking commerials with that fucking cradle song too
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by Thoroughbred on Nov 13, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
I always thought the Apple guy was the douchebag.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the crowning glory – the anti-hero is the more sympathetic character. Of course if you’re a real Apple hipster you love the irony even more.
Damn those hipsters and their meta-irony! Those just no beating them at their own game.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 13, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
“Research various ethno-centric tendencies and consider application of same to the facts at hand; correspond with certain experts in the field and accumlate research; review same and determine preliminary conclusions; draft notes regarding same” 2.25 hours
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
No WAY are we taking Twist
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
value billing FTW!
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Nope, I went to UVa. In part because my beloved alma rejected me. No donations to Boalt :(
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
I thought UVa was great, but it sucked to pay out of state tuition. If you get into Boalt, I think you gotta go.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
No way I get into Boalt, they’re too GPA-oriented. I’m a high LSAT/low GPA splitter. UVA is probably a longshot for me as well, actually, but we’ll see.
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In your app, include statements like “I think Mr. Jefferson was the most important and best person ever” and quote a few Poe lines, you’ll get in easy.
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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 13, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions