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Star-divide

In shocking news, Obama wins the 2009 Peace Prize.


NASA crashes into moon (x2), no signs of water can be confrimed yet.  Conspiracy theorists should have a field day with that one.

When keepin' it real goes wrong on MUNI.

Golf and rugby are now Olympic sports!  I'm quite excited about the latter.  I wonder who the coach will be?

That's all I got for now.  Baby just dropped a deuce and upchucked at the same time.  Awesome.

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Seven game flex pack on sale for mens hoops.

BERKELEY – Beginning Thursday, Oct. 8, at 9 a.m., Cal fans can purchase specially-priced ticket packs for the 2009-10 men’s basketball season before single-game tickets become available to the general public. Fans can choose between a 7-Game Flex Pack for $161, which allows you to pick three nonconference and four conference games of your choice, or the Cal Fan 4-Pack for $110, which includes UCLA, Stanford, Arizona and one nonconference game of your choice.

Other 7-Game Flex Pack and Cal Fan 4-Pack benefits include flexibility and savings over single-ticket prices.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Rugby, Olympics to reunite in 2016


Not an ole tackle.

COPENHAGEN – After a 92-year absence, the sport of rugby will return to the Summer Olympics at the 2016 Games in Rio De Janeiro following a ratifying vote Friday by the International Olympic Committee.

Needing a straight majority from the IOC for its return, rugby was approved by an 81-8 vote with one abstention. Golf was also approved for Olympic inclusion in 2016 with a 63-27 vote with two abstentions.

Golden Bears helped to bring home gold medals for the United States the last two Games in which rugby participated – 1920 and 1924 – and the return of rugby in a seven-a-side format for 2016 signals a new opportunity for California ruggers to represent their country on the world stage.

“People will need to excuse our rugby pride for a few days. A return to Olympic status is something we’ve worked on for many years,” said Bears head coach Jack Clark. “It is truly a great day in the long history of our sport.”

Cal’s Charlie Tilden, Matt Hazeltine, Red Meigan, George Dixon, C. “Babe” Slater and future Bears coach Ed “Mush” Graff were among the Americans who stunned their European opponents and audiences with their “aggressive tackling and superb punting” according to a French newspaper covering the ’24 Games in Paris.

In the interim, Cal players have made 485 international appearances for the U.S. men’s national team. With the 2016 Olympics preceded by the 2011 and ‘14 Pan Am Games, which has also added rugby, and the 2011 and ’14 Rugby World Cup, itself the third-most-watched sporting event in the world, today’s current and recent Bears have unprecedented opportunities to play for their country at the highest levels of international competition.

Cal kicks of its 2010 season in January.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:19 AM PDT reply actions  

So, basically, we are just gonna send the Cal Bears to represent the USA, right?

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Esto

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dahan and Zerbini Continue Undefeated Run at All-American

California men’s tennis juniors Pedro Zerbini and Jonathan Dahan won their fourth-consecutive match together to advance to the doubles main draw round of 16 at the 2009 D’Novo/ITA All-American Championship Thursday (Oct. 8) at the Michael D. Case Tennis Center on the campus of host Tulsa University. The Golden Bears defeated the fourth-seeded No. 7-ranked Florida State team of Jean-Yves Aubone and Vahid Mirzadeh, 8-6, in the round of 32. In the singles main draw,

No. 42-ranked Zerbini was turned away by No. 23 Alex Lacroix of Florida, 6-2, 6-4. Zerbini fell behind, 5-0, in the first set before earning a break in the sixth game; but it wasn’t enough to hold of Lacroix, who held serve to finish things off, 6-2. The two players each held their first serves in the second set but Zerbini surrendered the first break of the set and fell behind, 3-1. Zerbini earned a break of his own in the sixth game but allowed Lacroix to break back before the two played out the set to a 6-4 Florida victory.

Dahan and Zerbini look for a fifth straight doubles victory on Friday (Oct. 9) as they face Houston Barrick and Michael Shabaz of Virginia. Zerbini will take part in the singles main draw consolation round of 32. For complete schedules, results, draws and up-to-date scores, please visit www.itatennis.com

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Cossou and Juricova Move On at All-American Championship

The California women’s tennis team sent two players into the round of 16 as No. 4-ranked sophomore Jana Juricova and No. 18-ranked junior Marina Cossou each won first-round singles matches at the 2009 Riviera/ITA All-American Championship Thursday, Oct. 8. Neither of the Golden Bears dropped a set to advance and are scheduled for 11 a.m. matches at the Riviera Tennis Club on Friday, Oct. 9.

The fourth-seeded Juricova defeated No. 17 Maria Sanchez of USC, 7-5, 6-3, and will draw No. 19 Ellah Nze of Duke in the next round. Cossou faced No. 53 Alison Ramos of USC in her first-round match. Ramos earned a berth in the championship by winning three matches at the qualifying tournament, but was knocked out of play quickly, 6-0, 6-2. Cossou will play the third seed, No. 3-ranked Marrit Boonstra of Florida in the round of 16. Quarterfinal matches are set for 2:30 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 9.

Junior Mari Andersson and Juricova teamed up to hold the top seed in the doubles main draw, but the No. 2-ranked doubles team fell, 8-6, to No. 11 Irina Falconi and Amanda McDowell of Georgia Tech in the first round. Andersson and Juricova will have a chance to win the back draw with three more victories and begin with a 9 a.m. match on Friday, Oct. 9, against No. 12 Micaela Hein and Kelcy McKenna of Arizona State.

For complete schedules, results and draws, please visit www.itatennis.com

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:23 AM PDT reply actions  

HONK! Festival Begins Today

Surely Twist is going to make an appearance this weekend at the 2009 Honk! Festival, though I am perturbed by the 2009 Honk! Committee not including a certain Twistian Nathaniel Hook.

Across the country and around the world, a new type of street band is emerging. Acoustic and mobile, borrowing repertoire and inspiration from a diverse set of folk music traditions – New Orleans second line brass bands, European Klezmer, Balkan and Romani music, Brazilian Afro Bloc and Frevo traditions, as well as the passion and spirit of Mardi Gras and Carnival– these "honkers" all share a commitment to several core principles. Metaphorically speaking, they honk their horns for the same reasons motorists honk theirs: to arouse fellow travelers, to warn of danger, to celebrate milestones, and to just plain have fun.

First and foremost, they honk their horns – or beat their drums, or wave their flags – to enliven and embolden their audience. Members vary widely in age, class, ethnicity and background, and although they often wear some kind of uniform, there is also always an emphasis on individuality and a "DIY" (do-it-yourself) sensibility to their instrumentation and attire. These bands play music that is by, for, and of "the people." The distinction between performer and audience, just like the distinctions between different musical genres, is just one more arbitrary social boundary they aspire to overcome. Spectators often think "Hey, I could do that!" and, indeed, these bands often recruit new members right off the street.

Just as important, they honk their horns because it’s the best way they know to protest a world of violence and oppression. Many of these bands are less than a decade old, and many were born in reaction to the fatalism and indifference that has gripped the advanced industrialized democracies. In response, honkers have been providing a heartfelt musical antidote, a soundtrack for anti-war rallies, political mobilizations, pride parades and joyous reclamations of public space. Every one of these bands has a unique sense of humor to complement their sound, as they mock and discredit the roots of hatred and injustice through the whimsical act of making music together. The result is a spectacle that is radical and subversive without being militant or sanctimonious.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:24 AM PDT reply actions  

oh shit. im sorry for my poor grammar and inability to use apostrophes, but, uh, my brain just exploded.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, looking at this, I think Id genuinely enjoy this music. It seems to be a lot of brass bands etc. Could be cool.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling that you’d end up with an effect not unlike the drummers on Sproul Plaza, except with a horn section.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 9, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like they have real actual bands there. Theres a listing of like 10 bands.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an Oakland band playing, the Loyd Family Players

I think I saw them play at the Uptown street party.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I need to go to more urban street parties. The only street parties I ever attend at the Art and Wine festival. Or the Wine and Art festival. People really love art and wine in the suburbs!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Art & Wine Festivals

Stuff White People Like

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re so boring.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t be any more white and suburban, and even I won’t go to the bloody things.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really really really hate those damn drummers.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was blown away when I found out about it.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just as important, they honk their horns because it’s the best way they know to protest a world of violence and oppression.

The best way, really?

Also, apparently Stanfurd’s band goes for this event:

Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band
As a part of Stanford, the LSJUMB rouses the spirit of everyone associated with our great university. Sometimes we’re an athletic pep band. Sometimes we’re the side show at a University ceremony. Sometimes we just show up in a classroom or fountain. Regardless of where or when, we remind our peers and colleagues that Stanford is, on any given day, pretty much the best place on earth. Year-round, the LSJUMB can also be found confounding, surprising, frightening and bringing musical joy in random places across the Bay Area and beyond. You’ll find the LSJUMB at Stanford sporting events big and small. Entertaining fans, supporting the team and leading cheers, the Band is at every home Football, Women’s Volleyball, Men’s Basketball and Women’s Basketball Game. With its mix of outrageous props, hilarious costumes and musical revelry with a good amount of dancing and running around screaming, the Stanford Band continually sets the bar for scatter bands across the nation. In the world of scatter bands, the LSJUMB is The Big Poppa. In the world of everything else, the Stanford Band is well, incomparable.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a picture from “We’re Still Special” summer camp

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 9, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those bastards! Now they’re making fun of special-needs children?

Does their irreverence know no bounds?!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

With an irreverence unknown to mankind!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men’s Golf Hosts 2009 Alister MacKenzie Invitational

BERKELEY – BEARS HOST 2009 MacKENZIE INVITATIONAL: After a one-year hiatus, during which California hosted the Pac-10 Championship on the same course, the Alister MacKenzie Invitational is back at the Meadow Club with 15 teams competing over 54 holes with two rounds on Monday, Oct. 12, followed by a final round on Tuesday, Oct. 13.

THE EVENT: The Alister MacKenzie Invitational, hosted by the University of California, takes at the Meadow Club in Fairfax, Calif. Two rounds on Monday and a final-round Tuesday will be preceded by a College-Am tournament on Sunday. The Bears are paired with Oregon and Colorado State to begin play on Monday. The course, at par-71 and 6,686 yards, was designed by Dr. Alister MacKenzie. Current weather forecasts call for a 40 percent chance of showers on Monday and Tuesday. Live scoring will be available at Golfstat.com with recaps each evening at CalBears.com.

THE COURSE: Designed in 1927 by Dr. Alister MacKenzie, a Scottish surgeon and world-renowned course architect, the Meadow Club is located in the North Bay’s Marin County, high above the town of Fairfax, near the Pacific Ocean. It has hosted 19 satellite fundraising events for Cal Men’s Golf beginning in 1989. Meadow Club has also hosted the 2008 Pac-10 Men’s Golf Championship (hosted by Cal), the 2001 US Open qualifying, the 1997 NorCal PGA Section Championship and the 1990 NCGA Junior Championship. Meadow Club is the oldest of the seven MacKenzie courses in the U.S. – the others are Cypress Point (1928), Valley Club (1928), Pasatiempo (1929), Green Hills (1929), Claremont (1929) and Crystal Downs (1933), the last being the only U.S. course he designed outside of California (Michigan).

DES SAYS: “Good teams play their home course well and great teams have a tendency to run away from the pack,” said head coach Steve Desimone about the advantage of hosting the MacKenzie at Meadow Club, with its well-bunkered approaches and undulating greens. The challenge for coach Desimone and the Bears, with a first-, fourth- and 12th-place finish to open the fall season, is to play consistently up to their potential. “With seven new players, I knew early on that we were going to go through some growing pains,” Desimone said. “We’re going through that now but I think this is going to become a very good golf team. Our qualifying rounds have been among the best we’ve ever had at the Meadow Club. It’s a competitive field with teams from all over, with proud traditions. We’re going to see some great golf.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Link

Yesterday, Emily Gillette filed a federal lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Burlington, Vermont, setting the stage for a legal battle, according to the Burlington Free Press.

Three years ago, Gillette, her husband, Brad, and their then 22-month-old daughter, River, were ordered to leave a plane at Vermont’s Burlington International Airport. It was a New York-bound Delta Connections flight operated by Freedom Airlines.

Gillette was nursing River when a flight attendant asked her to cover up. Gillette refused. The flight attendant asked again, offering a blanket. The then 27-year-old mother continued to refuse. The flight attendant “pointed to the exit and demanded: ‘Just get off the plane,’” the court documents read.

Gillette didn’t “engage in any loud or unsafe action that could be viewed as a threat to air safety,” according to the documents.

Gillette told USA Today that she wasn’t exposing herself. She purposely sat in a window seat and she was holding down her shirt while nursing.

Isn’t the baby getting a little old for that?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:31 AM PDT reply actions  

So, a free ticket voucher wouldn’t solve this legal battle?

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Breasts on a mother ****ing plane!”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, that is all well and good carp, but, um, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize:

OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced Friday that the annual peace prize was awarded to Barack Obama, just nine months into his presidency, "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

The award cited in particular Mr. Obama’s effort to reduce the world’s nuclear arsenal. "He has created a new international climate," the committee said.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:32 AM PDT reply actions  

that was my first link, no?

On the one hand, I think this is great and he’s an inspirational figure. On the other, I can say a lot of cool things too.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, here is the problem, I don’t actually read the DBD’s, I go straight to the links. I have failed in a major way.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Current headline on Fox News: Giant Cannon Pumpkin Fires at 600 MPH

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the name of the cannon the 2nd Amendment?

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, it’s pretty bad ass, also, it had an American flag attached to it, of course.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if we were to replace the pumpkin with something else…… let’s say a midget, what would happen?

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a whole lot of awesome.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You would find your white whale.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

well…they wouldn’t want to acknowledge the Bush administration international bitch slap (Obama’s NP). I mean, that’s not fair and balanced!

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you read the DBD, you lose, though.

So, it evens out.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Straight to the comments, I mean.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incoming Kanye joke in three... two.... one...

Hey Obama, I’m happy for you and imma let you finish, but Jimmy Carter had one of the most undeserved Nobel Peace Prizes of all time! Of all time!

(Sorry, it’s early and I couldn’t think of a better one).

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paging Dr. HolmoePhobe. Paging Dr. Holmoe. Pissing match on floor 2.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised this news doesn’t have Rishi isn’t frothing at the mouth.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar fail FTW!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even mad! I’m confused!

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m angry. As a grammar purist!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must be filled with self-loathing every waking moment of your life.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that has nothing to do with grammar.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno…they’ve done worse.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Jimmy Carter’s NPP was actually well-deserved. So… yeah.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

um…what? seriously?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 9, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for someone to defend this.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like ragnarok just woke up and hadn’t heard the news yet, so I wouldn’t blame him for not knowing.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m confused. Obama hasn’t really done anything yet. Not that he couldn’t eventually earn the Nobel Peace Prize, but I don’t get awarding it now.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 9, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant middle finger to the Bush administration?

Wait, it’s time for his remarks now, innit? Let’s hear what he has to say.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope he didn’t win it, but had flown to Copenhagan to beg for it anyway.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the criteria for winning the Nobel Peace Prize is “not being the Bush Administration”, I think that I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize as well.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 9, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, we should get a Nobel Peace Prize for “not being TBIOOTF”

Too soon?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it’s not the literature prize.

ZING!!!

by sec119 on Oct 9, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Peace Prize – going back to Woodrow’s League of Nations – has always been controversial. Linus Pauling, one of my favorites, was awarded one for his “atoms for peace” mantra even though he already had a Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his work with hemoglobin.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Four American Presidents have gotten the Nobel Peace Prize. They’ve all been, shall we say, questionable:

Theodore Roosevelt – a guy who loved war more than anything else in life

Woodrow Wilson – a guy who was a major force in messing up the Versailles Treaty, leading directly to WWII

Jimmy Carter – As a slap in the face at George Bush (they could have legitimately given it to him at the time of the Camp David accords, they only Begin and Sadat got.)

Barack Obama – ?

And let’s not even discuss Henry Kissinger.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I happen to have a soft spot for TR.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

for a war loving president he sure didn’t have much during his presidency…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you are going to insist on being fair, okay, yes, you’re right. He wasn’t a war-loving president so much as a war-loving man. He was always embarrassed that his father avoided service in the Civil War, and as a young man was fixated on getting into battle. Thought war was the only truly “manly” pursuit.

As he got older, he moved further and further to the left, politically. And, although he initially supported American involvement in WWI, after his youngest son was killed, he turned against that war.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I won’t judge a president based on whether social norms of the time made someone “manly” or not, or what he thought was “manly.” These were vastly different times; Thomas Jefferson owned slaves, but I still think he was a great president. TR did a lot of good for the country, and it is on that basis that I will judge him.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, not criticizing Teddy Roosevelt. Just noting that as a man who made a virtual cult out of worship of war, he was an odd choice for a Nobel Peace Prize.

As for Jefferson, I think he is over-rated as president. Louisiana Purchase was great. Full points for that. But pretty much everything else he did as president was a mess. The embargo just about destroyed the U.S. economy.

I think he gets rated so highly because of the Declaration of Independence and his genius as a political thinker (which are not presidential accomplishments), and the Louisiana Purchase (which is, unquestionably a major accomplishment). As with many great thinkers, he was a terrible administrator. (His term as governor of Virginia was also a disaster.)

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anything was going to trump being a poor administrator, the Declaration of Independence would surely be that thing.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unquestionably. But he wrote it 25 years before he became president, so I don’t see how it makes him a great president. A great man, yes. A great president, no.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the “great presidents” that everyone remembers are the popular ones. In the modern era, both the most popular Dem (JFK) and Rep (Reagan) were pretty crappy presidents.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think of JFK as more over-rated than outright crappy. He only had 21/2 years. If you judged Lincoln or FDR 21/2 years into their presidencies, they wouldn’t fare too well. But I agree that JFK has a legendary status that is undeserved, because of the assassination.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you judged Lincoln or FDR 2 1/2 years into their presidencies, they wouldn’t fare too well.

This. It cracks me up that people pass judgement on Obama less than a year into his presidency. Ridiculous.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the same token, should he be receiving awards less than a year into his presidency?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he deserves it a lot more than Al Gore does. I’m sorry, but reducing my carbon footprint doesn’t do jack toward keeping Iran from building the bomb.

I figure he was awarded the Prize because he has changed the world conversation. He’s got people listening to each other, and to him. He says things that politicians just don’t say – positive things, exhortations that can really inspire people to make a change in this world. He’s the first sitting President to step foot in Ghana. He’s the first sitting President to chair a meeting of the UN Security Council. He’s clearly taking a strong step into making the world a better place. He is willing and able to lead by example.

He’s changed the US-Arab conversation. He gave his first interview as President on Arab television. Consider his rousing speech in Cairo. His first call as President was to Palestinian President Abbas. Considering where relations were before he took over, he’s done an incredible job.

Consider the new conversations that people are having over race relations in this country. Obviously, I’m not saying that’s everything hunky-dory, or even that things are better since he was elected – but he’s got people opening their minds, and that is a great step.

I think he’s done a lot already toward making the world a better and safer place. He gives people hope – people from all walks of life, all over the world. That’s no small accomplishment.

Do I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. No – but neither does he, as he stated in his press release. He’s no Elie Weisel, he’s no Mikhail Gorbachev – I do think it’s soon, but the more I think about it, the more I can see why they chose him.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but reducing my carbon footprint doesn’t do jack toward keeping Iran from building the bomb.

Welllllll in terms of very, very long term world stability, reducing your carbon footprint may keep small, poor, unstable nations from building the bomb or wanting to build the bomb.

The idea is that if we stop or slow global warming, poor developing nations will have more stable food supplies which will prevent civil and social unrest which will lead to more stable countries and more stable democracies and more stable trading partners who simply won’t have any incentive or intention to bomb us or those around them.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do understand the theory, but Ahmadinejad being a Holocaust denier and wanting to destroy the Jews really has nothing to do with the global economy.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, Ahmadinejad being a hack politician really does have little to do with the global economy.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently, maybe this is true but the idea is that if people in small, unstable countries are better off in fifty years we might not generate another Iran.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he deserves it a lot more than Al Gore does. I’m sorry, but reducing my carbon footprint doesn’t do jack toward keeping Iran from building the bomb.

The brown people are out to get you.

One of these days someone is actually going to have to explain how having 6 nations with nuclear capabilities and a vested interest in Middle Eastern affairs (US, Russia, India and Pakistan lossely, Israel, Iran) is significantly worse than only having 5.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i am the brown people :(

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of us! One of us!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, i am different brown people than those mentioned in the above post.

But i am brown people nonetheless.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what they want you to think! (I have no idea where this is going but the point I’m trying to get across is that Iran is not a nation unlike other nations: more repressed than some but not so fervent as they’ve been made out to be. On average no society wants to immanentize their own eschaton, leaving the more likely reasons why Iran’s leadership wants nuclear power: either to piss off the rest of the world and create an “us against them” mentality among the populace, or because they really just think nuclear power is a swell idea. In any case the specter of an atomic Iran has been horribly overblown, partially because, well, they’re brown people on the other side of the world and humans sometime fall into the trap of thinking that people aren’t basically all the same, regardless of locale.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

False. Reagan was awesome.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reagan smash!

Yes, being a traitor is awesome.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clear trolling. Won’t even waste my time.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you besmirch his thespian abilities! TRAITOR! PUT HIM ON TRIAL!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 9, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sedition!!!

by turkey on Oct 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clever jokes all around!

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m not even a part of this one!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it going to be a dance-off?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody is about to get served!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they being served curry?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be delicious.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You quit, so I win!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reagan gets pimp-daddy points for the simple fact that he was on the winning side of the most vicious political ass-beating in American history. When you beat someone worse than Nixon beat McGovern, you’re clearly giving the American people what they want.

Or, you know, the people just love you because you just led America out of an economic depression, and you’re protecting them from the evil godless commie Russians – the people love that kinda stuff.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, master acting!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 9, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not funny the second time either.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RECS SAY OTHERWISE

I WIN THE CROWD.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Tucker Max, your recs are coming from people who also hate Reagan.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then all politicians are master actors?

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reagan was president in 1932?

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing how history repeats itself, isn’t it?

Speaking of which – I don’t who the next Californian Republican POTUS will be, but her/his re-election is going to be PAINFUL for the opponent.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first place he gave a speech after leaving office was at SC (odd, isn’t it?) – I went, and while it didn’t change any of my opinions about his policies, it did help me understand why people supported him – the guy was a like a rock star, he just had that indefinable quality that appeals to a crowd.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonas Brothers for presidents, 2028!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 9, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, there are also those people who agree with his policies…

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fair point, such as they were.

I could have been clearer – I couldn’t understand the fervor of the support, because on television he’d always looked like a doddering old fool to me. But seeing him in person made the fervor clearer.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough assessment.

From what I’ve heard (too young to have seen him live), he definitely had a lot of draw and charisma. And jelly beans.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it was the halo effect?

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. The greatness of Jefferson’s non-presidential accomplishments overshadows the disasters of his presidency, and people call him a great president (although an argument could be made that the Louisiana Purchase was such a great accomplishment that it should trump everything else — even though Jefferson himself said that he was violating the constitution and his personal principles by making the purchase. But, hey, it was such a deal!)

But there was no such halo effect when Jefferson was president. His complete embargo on foreign trade (1807-08) threw the country into a deep economic depression, which made Jefferson horribly unpopular. Jefferson’s fervent belief in the superiority of agriculture and the evil of business, commerce and cities caused him to make some very bad decisions.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for the sturdy yeoman of the agrarian republic, eh?

I was just in New Orleans and I still say that was 19th century money well spent. Mind you, the state of the local infrastructure you’d think that was the last time they spent any money.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you know this, but it was way more than New Orleans. It was the whole middle third of what is now the U.S. Napoleon sold it to us to raise money to finance his wars — against you lot.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do have a dim recollection of that from US history in high school. (Not being facetious, my recollection of 19th century US history is appalling)

It’s not like the money did Napoleon much good in the end.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that we all need to worship DC Trojan for the Louisiana Purchase.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s not what she’s saying.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TR’s was somehwat legit, actually, as the award was given for him ending a war, even if his motivation was selfish.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, he did win it for arbitrating the end of the Russo-Japanese war. And I can’t help but like TR. But the guy absolutely loved war. He’s the one who coined the phrase “A splendid little war” for the Spanish-American War. Doesn’t really seem like peace prize material.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the award based on the person or on the accomplishment?

Or, in Obama’s case, potential?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows what they base it on? I don’t even know who gets to decide.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a committee chosen by the Norwegian parliament.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But who are the actual people, what criteria is used to pick them, and what criteria, if any, are they supposed to use in making the choice?

I suppose I could look this up, but it’s better to bitch.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re Norwegian politicians, basically. The criteria they use, according to Nobel’s will, is to award the prize:
“to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses”

In other words, the whole fucking thing is totally arbitrary.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

…………so I could win it? I must bring peace between warring factions. Does anybody know where I can find some warring factions? I could use some warring factions.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi and HolmoePhobe don’t count?

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re beyond hope.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re beyond Obama?!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re serious, just start promoting some peace congresses.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi and Holmoe—DAMN YOU DC TROJAN!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this could be Twist’s big chance:

NO, DAMN YOU YWC!

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will never reach an accord with you!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 10 generations, our progeny will still be damning one another… with no idea why.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that’s the way it’s always been done!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could end the longstanding CGB-BN war.

The Westwood Peace Accord has been a total failure.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that could work out just about as well as the Versailles Treaty. And Wilson got the peace prize for that.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

War? What are you talking about? I have nothing but the greatest respect for Bruins Nations and the readers of that fine internet establishment. May their first son be a masculine one.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about. I, in every way, meant what I said above.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make my machine explode!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why you are doing this to me. I am just trying to end a war. And win a prize

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just confirms that the prize is a joke.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it officially became a joke when they gave it to Arafat.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glenn Seaborg should have won a second Nobel Prize just for being Glenn f***ing Seaborg.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Lewis should have won one too.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Lewis was pretty much 100% chemistry god. He definitely deserved more accolades!

…but conversely (and more on topic to the blog) he didn’t help found the Pac-10 :)

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a science historian in residency on-campus a few years ago who gave a standing room-only pchem seminar about the conspiracies and politics that kept Lewis from winning one. Really interesting stuff.

by sec119 on Oct 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve heard that too. His work as dept chair made Cal chemistry. Plus I love watching a faux chemist draw a Lewis dot strtructure for sodium azide.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why Jimmy Carter got it. And Al Gore.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically it wasn’t Al Gore it was some panel on climate change. He just accepted it on behalf of the panel.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was actually given jointly to the climate change organization as a group and to Gore individually.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, fine, I’ll make an argument. Who has done more over the past year to improve America’s image around the world than Barack Obama? Moreover, from the above article, this:

"The question we have to ask is who has done the most in the previous year to enhance peace in the world," Mr. Jagland said. "And who has done more than Barack Obama?"

He compared the selection of Mr. Obama with the award in 1971 to the then West German Chancellor Willy Brandt for his "Ostpolitik" policy of reconciliation with communist eastern Europe.

"Brandt hadn’t achieved much when he got the prize, but a process had started that ended with the fall of the Berlin Wall," said Mr. Jagland. "The same thing is true of the prize to Mikhail Gorbachev in 1990, for launching perestroika. One can say that Barack Obama is trying to change the world, just as those two personalities changed Europe."

"We have to get the world on the right track again," he said. Without referring specifically to the Bush era, he continued: "Look at the level of confrontation we had just a few years ago. Now we get a man who is not only willing but probably able to open dialogue and strengthen international institutions."

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is a “giant to-do”?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you’re saying here.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yknow, Holmoe will come in and be all “I CANT BELIEVE YOUD WRITE A FUCKING STRAW MAN LIKE THAT!” and then Rishi will be all “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!” and then Holmoe will be all “I HATE AMERICA CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP” and then Spazzy will run in and be all “IM A SARCASTIC DICK, HOW COME YOU DIDNT TELL ME A POLITICAL DISCUSSION HAD STARTED?!?!?!”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You sound bitter.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moderating is the worst part of this job. The worst part since generally I need the most moderation of anybody. Having to wear the “I’m the big boss man hat” is the stupidest fucking hat ever. Goddamn I hat that hat!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this place has a moderator?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Theres a lot of behind the scenes berating. Mostly against me!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berating against you, by you.

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m filled with self-loathing right now.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just because it isn’t acceptable to berate in public.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist berates himself at restaurants all the time!

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That must make that actress he hired to play his wife pretty uncomfortable.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think berating him was in her contract.

I hope not, at least.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure there was a “NO HONKING” clause, though.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s true, lawyer PHAIL.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist has clearly violated that by now. I wonder what his penalties are.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Illegal touching, must remain no less than five yards nor more than 10 yards away at all times.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried what will happen when she calls illegal touching on him, as in “ineligible man downfield”.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he wasn’t covering up the receiver.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he tried to go deep.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, he fumbled the snap.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, now this, we can overextend

The Trojan line got some penetration there.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that Twist got stuffed in the backfield?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

However, there was clearly holding on the play.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ruling on the field is overturned, the holding occurred after the play was ended and was coupled with statements like, “I’m really glad I’m here right now”.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very lucky you are here.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist could really use some protection here.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should’ve gone for the Wildcat.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does like the direct snap.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That implies that Twist was actually able to successfully complete a play. We know that he’s been whistled dead and moved 10 yards downfield every time he’s tried that.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but when he tries to move downfield, he eventually gets stopped short of his destination.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My entire life just flashed before my eyes.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

We Indians know you well. It’s part of our mystic culture with our peace pipes and wigwams.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does it feel?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much do you pay her?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it’s by the hour. Kind of like a parking meter.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

imit?Is there a two hour l

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your grammar is terrible!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine? I can’t even see my responses. I’m typing blindly.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering she’s the receiver, I’m pretty sure covering her would another penalty.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought not getting paid was the worst part of that job.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can end all this to-do right here

If you disagree with Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize, then you’re a part of the Taliban

“We have seen no change in his strategy for peace. He has done nothing for peace in Afghanistan,” Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told AFP.

Done and done.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew Rishi was a part of the Taliban . . .

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you think that’s unfair?

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

pleasedon’tturnintoagiantto-do.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I've got a zing tho

Jake Tapper, ABC News via Twitter:

apparently the standards are more exacting for an ASU honorary degree these days

Zing!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So odd since it’s generally pretty easy to get a degree from ASU, with all due respect.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awww.
i really wish The Office would spend less time trying to be funny and more time milking the Jim/Pam cutie cow.
about 15 hours ago from mobile web

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that’s sarcasm.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just a big teddy bear.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was wrong when Republicans did it during the Bush admin and it’s wrong now.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, it was also in poor form that Republicans cheered when Chicago didn’t get the 2016 Olympic bid, right? That was messed up.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. We should root for America ahead of politics.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Though, c’mon, you sorta kinda wanted Brazil to comeback and beat the US in soccer in that tournament thing over the summer, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No :(

That match made me sad.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am looking forward to a huge, and I mean HUGE oversupply of jiggling buttcheeks on TV in 2016

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can there really be such a thing as an oversupply of jiggling buttcheeks – at least where Brazilians are involved?

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should root for our own interests ahead of America. (I mean that in the least Randian sense possible, though.)

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize as a consolation for Chicago getting the axe in the Olympic bid? Maybe?

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Olympic Committee and the Nobel committee are working together!

You, sir, have unmasked a giant conspiracy!

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get a NAILED IT! ?

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask your wife.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT PHAIL

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

She won’t nail it?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, don’t read so much into it

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question: do you have to put the wife into the “mood” to get some?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its not like college where you can just beat any chick over the head and take her back to the cave.

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you clearly had a better college experience than I did.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope, but i play one on tv

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, seriously, do you have to like take her out to dinner and wine and dine her to get some action?

I definitely see that happening in long-term relationships – I can imagine marriage being the same.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many couples do you spy on regularly?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough, clearly, if he hasn’t figured out the answer to his questions.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, you know what I mean.

It’s something people tell me.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your arranged marriage will be nothing like our more standard marriages.

I’m sure you will get to nail it whenever you want, or else you can just pack her up and send her back to Mumbai.

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Bend over, or it’s back to the call center with you!”

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

At my old office, one of the women was in an arranged marraige. It was also the best marraige in the office.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then, my life is a success.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conversation in a non-Indian marriage (girl saying to guy): “Slumdog Millionaire was so romantic, I want our relationship to be just like that”

Conversation in an Indian arranged marriage (guy saying to the girl): “Slumdog Millionaire was unrealistic, our relationship is going to be nothing like that, expect that I’m going to ship you back to the call center if you talk back”

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re saying all this to the guy who was raised on Bollywood movies and still believes that it’s a real possibility.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep living the dream!

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obvoiusly my future wife will be a 9.3828

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

s-out city in the world isIn whatever the hotttest ballA NY 9

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, the dream is to grow up in a slum, live on the streets, have your brother threaten to kill you, work as a chaiwalla at a call center, and then be tortured by the cops?

Or to hook up with Frieda Pinto?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, your brother sleeps with the love of your life.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, did it bother you that the movie ends by basically going “ITS ALL FATE LOLZ”? Doesn’t that kind of totally contradict everything that he is able to accomplish in the movie in terms of pulling himself up, winning the money, finding the love of his life, etc. etc.?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of every politician claiming their opponent is siding with the terrorists to gather public support. Is the public really dumb enough to believe it?

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes they are.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly, yes.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to break it to you, chowder, but yes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re all in agreement.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Ohio, they are.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re trying to create a diversion from the fact that you’re a terrorist.

Also, yes.

by sec119 on Oct 9, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s something a terrorist would say.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s just your parents putting money under your pillow not the tooth fairy, and democracy doesn’t work.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!"

That’s Spazzy all over!

HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I’M FRIENDLY AS FUCK
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you fucking fuckball.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I’m not that sensitive…
…YOU FUCKING MEAN FUCK
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up actions 0 recs

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 9, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Sir,

I must point out your grievous error in portraying me as only capable of offensive statements punctuated by strong verbage. I provide a great deal of balance between politics, sports, anger, agreement, and humor to this chat page and I think my rec count reflects that duly.

Respectfully yours,

Spazzy McGee

PS. FUCK A GOAT ASS YOU FUCKING FUCKER

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel so left out.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

Then AERose runs in and goes “CHINA! CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not an accurate representation of my genius. (China is Spazzy’s thing anyway.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can say that Barack Obama is trying to change the world

Yes, and one could say that about a lot of people.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi. Just one man. Just one mission.

Rid the world of expensive lemon drops.

He’s like a modern day Ghandi!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, who doesn’t hate USC? I’m pretty sure even PC hates USC.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Carroll loves USC, and all you angels – except Mike Belotti.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Pete Carroll leaving to coach the Browns next season then?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a favor to all the SC alumni playing for the Bengals.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Bengals going to be his annual “choke to an inferior opponent” game?

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking too narrowly, I meant he was going to replicate his prior success in the NLF and keep the Browns downtrodden.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

NLF = New League of Fooseball?

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

New League of FAIL when referring to my typing.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ALF’s cousin

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saying that Obama hasn’t done anything yet is selling him short: he’s continued the previous administration’s policies of occupying foreign countries (for peace!) and carrying out clandestine military operations (peacey peace!) with aplomb.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME HIM! HOW DARE HE NOT BE OMNIPOTENT?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, to defend the awarding of the prize.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

um…what? seriously?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems a bit early. I mean, the unicorns haven’t even appeared yet.

by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, even I’m not gonna defend this one. He hasn’t done anything to deserve the prize, it’s pretty simple.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 9, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re making it up to him for not getting the Olympics.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, 2009 is even over and he they award the Nobel Peace Prize.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only Jeff Tedford could do more to provide peace to the world . . . beat UCLA and Stanfurd.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

f***king charlie speak got the better of me again!

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha, I didn’t even notice that!

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm… please tell me that wasn’t a Vietnam reference.

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn’t a vietnam reference, it is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia Refence

by chowder on Oct 11, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you <3 fake snow? Good…because Boreal’s open!

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:36 AM PDT reply actions  

I grew up on fake snow! Its all good.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe it’s 9-Oct and we’re talking skiing.

That’s almost as bad as Costco having Christmas shit out after Labor Day weekend.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

In 04 my little brother went snowboarding in Southern California on Halloween, freakiest thing…. it was REAL SNOW!

Of course two weeks later (Veterans Day) it was all melted and Chowder had to audible to riding motorcycles through the desert instead.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s Costco. It’s kind of falls in line with their marketing strategy to provide stuff out-of-season at lower prices.

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chron article on your Golden Bears

After being outscored 72-6 in two straight losses and falling from No. 6 to unnoticed in the AP rankings, the Bears are seemingly unified in their message.

But reality showed Thursday at Memorial Stadium, when Cal made a sweeping change from its usual bye-week pattern.

Instead of using the session as a scrimmage for inexperienced players, the Bears had a full-on practice for the veterans. Words say Cal is OK with the way the rest of the season will take shape. Actions say they’re making the necessary changes to ensure the current trend won’t continue.

“We felt like our 1’s needed work and we wanted to utilize the whole week,” Tedford said. “We also wanted to get a jump on the game plan.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:50 AM PDT reply actions  

DBD 10.90.09 – The Day carp jr got Dad up at 5:13 AM

Damn, this is a long month. Not enough sleep?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

:) I’ll change that. I only had a few sips of morning brew.

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me think Wilner’s saying this only so he can rip Cal later on. He has WAY too much confidence in this team:

If Cal beats UCLA, the Bears will be in position for an 8-4/9-3 season (the schedule is favorable in the second half).

If they get beat, then we’re quite possibly looking at a repeat of ‘07, with some serious questions about the way Jeff Tedford runs his program.

(The guess here is that Cal stabilizes and ends up with a very solid season.)

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Pac-10 Predictions All Upsets! err... rather all are disagreements with Ted Miller

UCLA barely beats Oregon as Oregon’s receivers get a case of the dropsies, and UCLA’s special teams play outstanding.

Washington St takes advantage of an uninspired Arizona St team, and multiple turnovers.

Oregon St. outworks Stanford as quizz proves he’s better than Toby

Washington soundly beats Arizona

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice link.

Why couldn’t Ca; play Oregon when Masoli is injured? Ugh.

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

you and I could have completed a bubble screen pass.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

But could Kevin Riley?

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by BeastMode on Oct 9, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might have concussed one of the lovely Duck cheerleaders with an errant throw…then, he would have ran over, administered mouth-to-mouth, married her, and then he’d become some type of an Oregon-California god.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just google image searched Oregon-California god…. no results were found.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could go for more sideburns.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are sideburns you can set your watch to!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anger looks scared

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Anger. Judging from the uniform style, number, and portion of the name, I believe that’s Anthony Binswanger, who handled kickoffs in 2004 season. Later transferred to Marshall.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 9, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know why!

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a very existential-sounding statement.

by CalBear81 on Oct 9, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Going into the Oregon game, everyone wanted Masoli to be the opposing quarterback, then he spontaneously combusted into the top-dual threat quarterback west of the Mississippi (or top 2 at the least).

This catches me in a weird conundrum of hoping Riley does the same while attempting to shield myself from further emotional scarring.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are personal predictions.

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

OR WHY COULDN’T WE PLAY USC WITH AARON CORP, A FUMBLY JOE MCKNIGHT, AND NO TAYLOR MAYS?!

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize

No editorial, just mentioning it.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 6:57 AM PDT reply actions  

The father of Palin’s grandson is posing for Playgirl. He’s been training to get jacked n tan with……Marvin Jones?!?!

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by carp on Oct 9, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not our Marvin Jones

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

But maybe he should train with Nyan

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by dballisloose on Oct 9, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll see you... and raise you
Marge Simpson poses for Playboy cover

And the magazine is giving the star of “The Simpsons” the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold.

The magazine’s editorial director, James Jellinek, won’t say exactly how much of Marge will show in the November edition that hits newsstands on Oct. 16 — or whether she lets that big pile of blue hair down. But, he said, “It’s very, very racy.”

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by BearStage on Oct 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Although I’m so proud that our country is no longer seen as a joke in geopolitics because of Obama, I still found it surprising that he won. YEs…I do recognize that he’s made tons of overtures for peace, brought evil regimes back to the bargaining table and made domestic policies that opened the door to reverse our embarrassing climate change record. I guess compared to our record over the past eight years, he’s done a tremendous amount for peace.

However, this feels somewhat like a preemptive award, like he’s got 20 returning senior starters so he’s crowned the National Champion in Sept. Of course this could be a, “he’s soooo much better than Bush,” award… which given Bush’s economy blunders, is a pretty legitimate justification in my book.

I also think this award could be half deserved for what he could ultimately do and be half manipulative. Those Nobel committee members are pretty smart. How can the Peace Prize winner increase troops in Afghanistan? How can the Peace Prize winner occupy Pakistan, increase missile defense in Turkey, preemptively bomb Iran or not make Middle East peace a top priority?

Frankly, if this does “force” Obama’s hand to deliver on his peace overtures, I wouldn’t mind that at all. That would be a dream come true for me.

In the end though, I hope everyone doesn’t expect too much to happen as a result of this. In my book, actual action and results matter more than prizes. After all, last year Putin was also a nominee.

by danzig on Oct 9, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, if this does "force" Obama’s hand to deliver on his peace overtures, I wouldn’t mind that at all. That would be a dream come true for me.

Really? You like the idea of a Norweigen committee, appointed by parliament, controlling US policy?

That’s quite a scary thought to me.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you don’t want the US to push for world peace, because the Norwegian Parliament also wants world peace?

by chowder on Oct 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that is not at all what I said

I’m just uncomfortable with the idea of the Norweigen Parliament “forcing” Obama’s hand, as many (not just danzig) are suggesting.

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by Rishi on Oct 9, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions