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DBD 10.23.09 Let's end Cougar Week on the right note

With a little bit of BertnErnie. 

 

Am I the only one who thinks Bert is a total player?  Just look at that turtleneck.  JUST LOOK AT IT!

 

 

Mens bball quotes from media day:

Opening Statement:

We are into our eighth practice today, having taken Tuesday off and making progress. Unfortunately, we've had some injuries that have slowed us down a little bit, not giving us a clear picture of what we're going to be able to do, or what we'd like to do.
Injuries, I guess, first, Harper (Kamp) has been about where he was last year at this point in that his knee is still recovering, so he's on a day, off a day, or on at 70 percent and the next day at 30 percent. Ee haven't had him on a regular basis.
Jorge Gutierrez hurt his foot prior to the first day of practice and has been out since, so he hasn't done anything with us. I know we've had two or three guys who have missed a day or two as a result of injuries. We've had three of our rotation players that have not been there and that's slowed us down a little bit.
But there are lots of good things. Some of the issues that we would have had coming in or had last year have not necessarily gone away or resolved themselves, so we still have to deal with those things, but we do have good senior leadership.
Theo Robertson has recovered very nicely from that hip. He probably looks as good as I've ever seen him since I've been here. That would have been one of the question marks coming off of surgery, but he's good.
We've got a lot of work to do. Execution is just OK right now. It's just teaching, trying to get them to know what we want to try to do, break it down, try to get them to execute it. The effort's been there, the attitude has been there. We've just got to continue to push and see if we can't be a good basketball team.

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Mens bball to host open scrimmage:

BERKELEY – Cal fans will get their first opportunity to see the 2009-10 Golden Bears as the men’s basketball program will be hosting an open scrimmage on Tuesday, Oct. 27, from 5-6:30 p.m. at Haas Pavilion. Head coach Mike Montgomery’s squad will hold a scrimmage open to the public from 5-6 p.m. Following the scrimmage, fans will have an autograph session with the players and coaches until 6:30 p.m.

Fans will have a chance to win two basketballs signed by Montgomery, as well as two courtside seats to a select nonconference game.

The open scrimmage will include activities even the youngest fans will enjoy like an inflatable free throw contest inside Haas Pavilion. The Cal Spirit Teams will be involved with the Mic Men and Cal Dance Team leading the cheers.

Cal fans can purchase specially-priced ticket packs for the 2009-10 men’s basketball season before single-game tickets become available to the general public. Fans can choose between a 7-Game Flex Pack for $161, which allows you to pick three nonconference and four conference games of your choice, or the Cal Fan 4-Pack for $110, which includes UCLA, Stanford, Arizona and one nonconference game of your choice. Other 7-Game Flex Pack and Cal Fan 4-Pack benefits include flexibility and savings over single-ticket prices.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Womens BBall picked to finish 2 in Pac10:

The California Golden Bears women’s basketball team has been picked to finish second in the Pac-10 this season in the annual preseason Coaches’ Poll released by the conference. It is the second straight season that Cal has been named the number two team in the preseason poll.

Cal finished in a tie for second place last season, amassing a 15-3 record in Pac-10 games. They were the No. 2 seed for the post-season Pac-10 tournament. Cal has won 15 in-conference games each of the last two seasons.

Stanford, the nine-time defending Pac-10 champion, was named the top team in the coaches’ poll. The next three teams, Cal, Arizona State, and UCLA, were separated by just four points. Cal came in second with 67 points in the poll of the ten conference head coaches, followed by ASU (64) and UCLA (63).

Cal opens their season on Sunday, Nov. 15 when they host Idaho State at Haas Pavilion. They will have one preseason exhibition game this year on Tuesday, Nov. 3 when Vanguard comes to Haas. Tickets for the exhibition game will be free for all fans.

Season tickets are still available for the 2009-10 season. Reserved “chairback” seating is available in sections 1, 2, 3, 15, 16 and 17. General admission season tickets are also available. Both season ticket packages include many bonuses: Post season ticket priority – first chance at the 2010 NCAA 1st/2nd round tickets hosted by Cal; Pre-public access to single game tickets; 4 FREE general admission tickets to the Baylor game on Nov. 22; 4 FREE general admission tickets to the Stanford game on March 6th; Souvenir tickets.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cal lost a lot to graduation last year. I think they’ll stay in the top half of the conference, definitely, but even getting back to No. 2 will be a challenge. I guess it depends on Ashley, and how fast the incoming freshmen get up to Pac-10 speed.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Ashley going to be playing in Seattle?

7 Freshmen, 3 seniors, one redshirt senior, and 1 junior on the roster? This’ll be an interesting year.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, of course I don’t mean Ashley. I meant Lexi, our one returning star. Greif and Rama are nice pieces, but this could be a bit of a bumpy ride this season.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greif and Vital are both multi-year returning starters, for what it’s worth.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they’re both good players, and I’m curious to see what Rama would do with starting time (and some health). This team isn’t barren by any stretch, but I can’t imagine them not taking a step or two back, at least to start the season.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That we are picked to finish 2nd says a lot about what the coaches think of Coach Boyle and our incoming freshmen. Even losing Tierra Rogers, we still have a bunch of highly rated recruits. DeNesha Stallworth and Gennifer Brandon (both forwards) were rated in the top 15 players nationally. And almost all of our incoming freshmen were rated by the recruitniks as top 10 nationally at their position.

Check out the size we have at the forward/center positions:
Brandon (Fr.) 6-2
Caldwell (Fr.) 6-3
Heater (Fr.) 6-3
N’diaye (Sr.) 6-5
Stallworth (Fr.) 6-3

Old media release on the recruiting class signed by Boyle

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this season is very hard to predict. I wouldn’t be surprised by a finish anywhere from second to fifth in the conference. As Rags says, it’s going to depend on how Lexi steps up (which she surely can do – 37 points vs. Stanfurd last year), and how quickly the freshmen develop.

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interior defense and rebounding is what I’m wondering about. I think Cal can replace Ashley’s scoring, but the inside presence of both Ashley and Devanai on defense and the boards will be much more difficult.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, our freshman class is phenomenal. I just hate relying on freshmen to reach your goals. I’d much prefer to win with your returning players, and whatever you get out of your freshman is a happy bonus.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mens tennis set to host invitational:

BERKELEY – The California men’s tennis team is set to host the 2009 Wilson/ITA Northwest Regional Championship this weekend (Friday, Oct. 23, through Tuesday, Oct. 27) at the Hellman Tennis Complex and Channing Tennis Courts. The five-day tournament will produce a singles and doubles champion which will each earn berths to the 2009 ITA National Indoor Tennis Championships from Nov. 5-8, in New Haven, Conn.

The Golden Bears will welcome players from Eastern Washington, Fresno State, Gonzaga, Oregon, Pacific, Portland, Sacramento State, Saint Mary’s College, San Francisco, Santa Clara, Stanford, UC Davis and Washington.

Play opens with first-round singles matches on Friday (Oct. 23) at 8 a.m. PT. Top seeds will receive first-round byes and a second round of singles matches will be played on the first day. Losing players from the first round will be automatically entered into a back draw that will play to completion. Saturday (Oct. 24) will feature two rounds of doubles matches and one round of singles main draw matches. The singles back draw will also play two rounds.

Singles round of 16 and quarterfinal matches will be played on Sunday (Oct. 25) with the doubles round of 16 and one round of doubles consolation matches. The singles consolation bracket will go through round of 16, quarterfinal and semifinal matches as well. On Monday (Oct. 26), doubles quarters and semifinal matches take place along with the singles main draw semifinal and the singles back-draw final. Championship finals will take place on Tuesday, Oct. 27, for both the singles and doubles main draws.

Nine singles players ranked in the ITA preseason rankings will be among the field of 120 in the first round of play. Those players are: No. 7 Alex Clayton of Stanford; No. 15 Bradley Klahn of Stanford; No. 32 Jeevan Nedunchezhiyan of Washington; No. 42 Pedro Zerbini of California; No. 76 Richard Wire of Stanford; No. 87 Kiryl Harbatsiuk of Sacramento State; No. 91 Gregory Hirshman of Stanford; No. 96 Ryan Thacher of Stanford; and No. 102 Anton Stryhas of Sac

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You must be so torn.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Former women’s rower wins Rowing award:


BERKELEY – Former California women’s rower Erin Cafaro has been named USRowing’s 2009 Athlete of the Year, the organization announced on Thursday.

Cafaro, who graduated in 2006, was a five-time national team member and 2008 Olympic gold medalist in the women’s eight. She won gold medals in both the pair and eight at the 2009 World Rowing Championships in Poznan, Poland. Cafaro, a native of Modesto, Calif., and boatmate Susan Francia (Abington, Pa.) became the first U.S. women’s pair in history to win the world title. Cafaro also won gold in the eight at the 2009 Rowing World Cup race in Lucerne, Switzerland. Domestically, she won the pair at the 2009 World Championships Trials and both USRowing National Selection Regattas. She also won gold in the eight at the 2009 USRowing National Championships.

“It’s the greatest honor you can receive because it is voted on by your teammates. It’s especially gratifying this year when so many people stepped up and performed well,” Cafaro said. “I’m very honored and thankful for all my teammates and coaches. I couldn’t have gotten anywhere without them.”

During her time at Cal, Cafaro was a key member of Cal’s 2005 and 2006 NCAA championship teams.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball Alumni game set for 1 this Sun:

The 2010 California baseball team, featuring 2009 All-Pac-10 outfielder/first baseman Mark Canha and a class of newcomers ranked third-best in the Pac-10, will host the annual Cal Baseball Alumni Game, Sunday, Oct. 25 at 1:00 p.m. at Evans Diamond. Admission is free.

The alumni game is part of Cal Baseball Alumni Weekend which also features the Bullpen Club Golf Classic on Monday, Oct. 26, held at the Contra Costa Country Club in Pleasant Hill, Calif. beginning at 10 a.m. with check in at 8:30 a.m. The tournament is open to both men and women with limited spots still available.

The cost to play in the Bullpen Golf Classic is $300 per person. There will be a dinner, as well as a silent and live auction following the tournament that will benefit the 2010 Cal Baseball Team. If you don’t enjoy golf, you can still join the dinner and auction for just $25 per person. If you are unable to attend or would like to support this tournament and the Cal Baseball Team there are tee, green, and tournament sponsorships available. Donations for the silent and live auction are also welcomed.

Junior Canha (San Jose, Calif.) had a breakout year last season, leading the Golden Bears with a .366 average (fifth in the Pac-10) and finishing with 17 doubles, 75 hits, 130 total bases and a .634 slugging percentage. He also hit 12 home runs with 43 RBI and a .444 on-base percentage. Canha was the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 (.450) with seven runs, two doubles, two home runs and five RBI in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt (4-3), at Santa Clara (12-2) and three-game sweep at Long Beach State (11-8, 9-6, 6-3). He added a team-best 24 multiple hit and 11 multiple RBI games during the 2009 campaign.

The Bears’ 2009 recruiting class was selected the 24th best in the nation, and third-best in the Pac-10, by Collegiate Baseball newspaper. The national publication selected Cal’s 15 newcomers among the conference’s top three, behind only 2008 College World Series participant Arizona State (2nd) and Bay Area rival Stanford (10th), and ahead of Oregon State (25th), Oregon (26th) and UCLA (33rd).

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cal baseball needs a solid season this coming spring.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The PA guy on Sunday is going to be awesome, you should all com listen

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it you?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might be

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it?

You say it with that sly voice.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps…

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one cares.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, it is baseball…

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Women’s Soccer to travel to Washingtons:

This Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The Bears take to the friendly skies for a trip to Washington for the third weekend of Pac-10 play. No. 23 Cal (8-5-1 overall, 2-2-0 in the Pac-10) is set to play Washington (9-2-3, 1-0-2 Pac-10) Friday, Oct. 23 at 7 p.m. before traveling East to Pullman for a match against No. 21 Washington State (10-3-1, 2-0-1 Pac-10) on Sunday, Oct. 25 and 11 a.m. The Bears won their first two conference games with a 2-1 victory at Oregon and a 2-0 win over OSU, and are looking to rebound after two tough losses last weekend to then-No. 9 USC (3-2, OT) and then-No. 3 UCLA (1-0).

Last Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The Bears lost a tense Pac-10 Conference game, 1-0, to visiting No. 3 UCLA on Oct. 16. Cal had multiple solid looks on goal, but could not convert against the Bruins (12-1-1, 3-0-0). UCLA’s goal came from Sydney Leroux in the 77th minute off an assist from Lauren Cheney. On Sunday, Oct. 18, the Bears scored two goals in the second half to tie No. 9 USC, 2-2, at the end of regulation, but could not score in overtime and US) won the 3-2 overtime decision. Sophomore defender/forward Miranda White scored first for the Bears and junior forward Alex Morgan netted the second. A 2009 season-high 753 fans came out to Sunday’s Pac-10 match.

Miranda White Comes Up Huge Against USC
Sophomore defender/forward Miranda White came out huge for the Bears against USC. After having a near miss on a shot from White that hit the crossbar, Cal found the back of the net with its ninth shot of the half. White struck a pass from Morgan at the tail end of the 74th minute to bring the Bears within one, 2-1. White returned the favor with an assist to Morgan, who tied things up, 2-2, with a goal at 77:24.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Update to Gameday Plan:

BERKELEY – After a thorough review of its gameday procedures following the Oct. 3 USC game, Cal Athletics will institute several changes for the rest of the season that are aimed at improving fan experience at Memorial Stadium.

Increased congestion and long lines created an unpleasant evening for many who were in attendance to watch the Golden Bears and Trojans three weeks ago. Now, after consulting with the UC Police Department and other experts, a new plan will be put into place to help ensure safer pedestrian flow and better crowd control.

The first steps fans are likely to see, starting with this Saturday’s Washington State game, are volunteers stationed strategically around campus and outside the stadium to help direct fans to the most appropriate gates and answer any questions on entry into the stadium. Additional measures that will be taken include:

    * Closing selected concession stands on the mezzanine level pregame to prevent long lines that can impede access to seats.
    * Providing radios to security personnel located in the mezzanine to better communicate potential problems.
    * Allowing fan access to seats inside the stadium through the North Tunnel before the game.
    * Monitoring gate traffic through the use of video cameras focused on key entry points.
    * Better oversight and maintenance of restrooms and portable toilets throughout the stadium.

Due to construction of the Student-Athlete High Performance Center, a number of changes were enacted prior to the season that have had an effect on access to Memorial Stadium. Because of these modifications, fans are encouraged to arrive early to ensure they are able to be seated prior to the start of games. Gates will open two hours before kickoff.

Fans are also requested to follow the guidelines below to help to make it easier for them to find their preferred gates.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a horrible way to end Cougar Week

We didn’t even get to play Truth or Cougar!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Truth or Cougar?

GOLD OUT MOZAMBIQUE!

by OskiMonsta on Oct 23, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cougar!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn’t one of the options. You thought we were playing Truth or Cougar!, didn’t you?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a trick!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you created that trick. Meanwhile, I’ll choose Cougar?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pick up a cougar tonight and post a DBD about it on Monday.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BWNQ has a nice midseason report

LINK

What has not improved offensively is that this team still has no “rice and beans” offense – the plays that sustain the offense between all the big plays. Right now the Cal offense is living off Red Bull and vitamins instead of real food. 500 yards of offense doesn’t matter if you can’t get 3 yards when you really need it. Great offenses can get those yards on the ground. This team is still relying on the big play the way the Cal basketball team relied on the three pointer last season. When the big play isn’t there, it is struggling to manufacture yards. Exhibit A: the entire second half versus UCLA.

Red Bull and vitamins? Apparently we’re running the Rishi offense!

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hohohoho

This is the same argument that HolmoePhobe was making. It may be a solid argument, but there’s a balance here.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

500 yards of offense doesn’t matter if you can’t get 3 yards when you really need it.

I very much disagree. If you get 500 yards of offense 3 yards very much don’t matter, unless your defense sucks and gives up 600.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I hate this cherry-picking where people ignore big plays. The objective is to score points, not maintaining some arbitrary standard deviation on yards per play.

by sec119 on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Al, if you take away his runs of 80, 52, 35, and 42 yards, then that leaves him at a paltry 2 carries for 3 yards and no touchdowns, which is a horrible line for a runningback to have.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The point is that a team that can move the ball down the field consistently will score more points than a team that is banking on high-risk big plays to score.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed
The point is that a team that can move the ball down the field consistently will score
more

points more consistently than a team that is banking on high-risk big plays to score.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AUGE)WAHIG A

That was a strike! Retarded CGB STDSRIAPJT

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, am offended by this comment.
YOU’RE A WAHIG!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least I’m not a Wahig A.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and eat up clock

Could Cal run an 8 minute drive if it could?

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by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wut

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many 8 minute drills would an 8 minute drill team run if an 8 minute drill team could run a 8 minute drill.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Oct 23, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What he means (I assume) is that it doesn’t matter how many yards you’ve gained over the course of the game if late in the game, you can’t move the ball when you need to.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the Minnesota game, we DID move the ball when we needed to, so that’s not a relevant example. And yes, everything failed against Oregon and USC.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So…we agree? Yay!

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An example that disproves the point is not a relevant example?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota was a game where we did move the ball when we needed to.

Therefore, it is not a relevant example of a game where we couldn’t move the ball when we needed to.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But would not the argument that Cal is incapable of moving the ball when we needed to (because of an inability to make small chunks of yards, I guess?) be weakened by an example in which Cal did just that?

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was under the impression that the disagreement wasn’t about whether or not Cal is capable of moving the ball consistently, but rather about whether relying solely on “big plays” to score is as reliable a method for winning games as moving the ball consistently.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, fair enough. I guess what I’d say to that is that scoring more points is the only reliable method for winning games, and I don’t care if Cal does it with big plays for moving the ball consistently.

I think the analogy would be like comparing Pittsburgh to Indianapolis. They both have very different styles of offense (big play, quick strike vs. ball control, get-a-lead-and-run-til-the game-is-over) and both teams have consistently been at the elite in the NFL and won Super Bowls in the last 10 years.

It doesn’t matter how you do it, as long as you do it.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you for the most part. The best way to figure this out would probably be to look at the correlation between the variables I listed below and scoring. I’ll try to work up a fanpost sometime next week.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would not indeed!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I interpret this differently. It’d be useful if he’d define what a “big play” is and how its design is different from a “regular play that turns into a big play due to poor defense and offensive playmakers.” Or maybe some examples of when we’ve “really” needed three yards and haven’t gotten it, and how to differentiate that from normal attempts to gain three yards.

This isn’t supposed to be snarky, although it may sound like it. I’m just curious on how one would quantify this, before attempting to refute it.

by sec119 on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm…I think variables we could look at include:
-Standard deviation of average yards per rush/per pass.
-Success rate/conversion rates.
-Average length of drive in time/number of plays.

Unfortunately, it’s impossible to quantify poor defensive play/missed tackles/etc.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cal LB shuffling too much?

Hmm, lots of interesting stuff from the BWNQ midseason report…I’ll go point-by-point and let you guys talk about it.

Constant shuffling of LB spots. While I have a number of issues with Gregory, which I will get to, one that relates to this issue of being out of position is all the shuffling around at LB. I get that you want to figure out where they fit. But seriously, you don’t know where Devin Bishop, Mike Mohamed, and Eddie Young should play at this point, in their third, fourth, and fifth years in the program, respectively? This constant moving around is almost certainly making these guys think too much and play tentatively. You can see it with Mohamed in particular. Give them their spots (which can still be multiple, such as one spot on 1st and 2nd down and another on 3rd down – as long as it’s fixed), and let them get comfortable with it.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cal defense too passive?
Passive game plan = passive attitude. As much as defense is about talent, it is also so dependent on attitude. Lawrence Taylor’s crazed dog mentality sums it up. The Cal defense needs to be told on Sunday before the week of practice begins that they are going to impose their will on the opposing offense, that they are going to be the unit that the team rides to a win, not the offense. They need to practice with that mindset and they need to play with that mindset. And the best way to ensure that happens is to put in a game plan that reflects that mindset. Rushing 3 or 4 and dropping 7 or 8 every play doesn’t do that. Playing read and react and keeping everything in front of you doesn’t do that.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never noticed this: Alamar jawing at Anger?

So my question is this: why is it that every time I see Anger coming off the field, Alamar is right there jawing in his ear? You have to wonder if there’s a correlation between Anger all of a sudden shanking punts this year and Alamar’s constant commentary.

Kickers and punters are different than other players. They’re like golfers. They get a handful of chances to do something that requires perfect coordination in one sweeping movement, with guys running at them.

Their psyches need to be handled differently. You don’t chat at them during a game. You call the play in the huddle – punt left, punt right, etc., and you let them execute. And if they don’t execute, you wait until practice to talk about it. And even then, you can talk to them about direction, but not too much. As long as it’s high, you should have the athletes to cover. Don’t waste the kid’s talent trying to turn him into a surgeon with the football.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t noticed this either. (But I only watch the games on TV.)

Without more information, this just looks like someone trying to find (or make up) even more to bitch about re: Alamar.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it’s Bear Will Not Quit, and I don’t think he just makes things up…

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What aboutthat post where he said noted Kenyan citizen Barack Obama wanted to kill your grandmother? What about that one?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure that was a post? Are you sure that wasn’t NOTHING?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Redstate.com, BearWillNotQuit, I can’t tell the difference.

Honestly, I feel like this BWNQ guy does great work, but it’s so straight ahead. Where’s the honking? Where’s the hilarity? It’s all “in depth football analysis” this and “advanced strategy discussion” that. Where’s the love? Maybe I should head over and crack a few skulls.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll question coaches on strategy, but judging them on how the interact with the players based on what you see on TV seems like a stretch.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bout as much as judging emotions from body language of players on the field.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok...

what about when Anger seeks help from his effin high school coach? That’s a no-no at this level and, to me, it raises an eyebrow.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s more cause for worry. We should be employing a special-teams coach who can provide whatever sort of instruction our punters need. That does suggest that either Alamar is deficient in his instruction, or his relationship with Anger isn’t very good.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s fine for players to talk to their HS coaches if they had that relationship. Don’t believe everything that’s reported verbatim.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

We’re in no position to second guess the psychological handling of our players. Even if we were sitting on the sidelines, we still couldn’t be in a position to evaluate what’s going on there.

We can complain about the results and say that whatever he’s doing is not working… but we are in no position to specifically identify the culprit as the psychological handling of our players.

Doesn’t matter because Alamar is done. Trust me, this is his last season at Cal.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alamar must have some compromising pics of Tedford or something with the way he’s lasted

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if danzig’s right, does that mean that Tedford was finally able to steal the camera, disc, negatives, hard drive, or whatever the pics were stored on?!?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or he got ahold of some compromising pics of Alamar, and they’ve canceled each other out.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pictures of Alamar “coaching” the “tight ends”?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s just horrible.

by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 23, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t matter because Alamar is done. Trust me, this is his last season at Cal.

What makes you say this? Remember, Faith is NOT a fact.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danzig is Jeff Tedford!!! IT MAKES SENSE NOW!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you claiming Danzig is fallable? HERESEY! HERESY! BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danzig has inside information obtained from wire tapping his ofice.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tedford should’ve known that aluminum-foil hats leave the ears exposed.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loose lips sink Alamar.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going to sound stupid but, I'm totally serious


My tarot card reader is five for five so far. She has three nipples and somehow is able to channel different dimensions with the third nip.

I believe in the power of the trip nip.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What were the first four?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1) What I show you next will mesmerize you.

2) You are considering buying a HDTV that you can’t afford.

3) Cal will lose to Oregon and USC.

4) Sell the Dollar/Pound.

5) You assistant is just being flirty and is not really interested in you.

She’s incredible…

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, I am disappointed.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, #5 sounds like a good thing. The whole crapping where you eat theory.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, it worked for Jim and Pam.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so much for Steve Phillips though.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to sound like a dick, but if you’re going to have an affair…I mean…have you seen pictures of the intern?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to also sound like a dick, but I thought the same thing. Add to that her psycho letter, and I’m wondering WTH Phillips was thinking there.

Phillips also allegedly had an affair with a Mets employee when he was the GM. I read somewhere that the Mets settled a sexual harassment suit relating to that

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YWC is loving it.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yummy yummy cellulite…

man… now i feel like a dick too

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

slow jerk FTW!

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, we do not need to see what you did last night.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s a WKUK vid

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, his time with the Mets had indicated a shocking lack of ability to evaluate talent.

Note: I apologize deeply to the female gender for that joke.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But she didn’t tell you to buy GS when it was at 50 in November?!?!

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story: I was once interviewing with GS’s gov fixed income managing director. She asked me to quickly give her an analysis of GS. I told her to take profits or box with puts because it was over-valued (it was) and that M&A and structured finance was artificially boosting its earnings. We then spent the next 30mins arguing why I was totally wrong…. she seemed pretty pissed. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck GS!

when was this interview?

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Early 05. I was ultimately wrong… yes, however I was right about the unusual amount of LBO activity inflating earnings. I did a ton of research before the interview and I thought I was being smart… in hindsight, I should’ve just kissed her ass and called it a day.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You told her that her own company in which she has vested stock options is overvalued?!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It showed moxie!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And heart!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought she would appreciate a contrarian opinion and it would make me stand out. SHows I can think outside the box and not just follow the crowd etc etc… I was def trying too hard.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were just looking for sales people obviously. Do you mind sharing where you work now?

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's got a point though...

This happened to me last time I was playing golf, my buddy was jawing in my ear all day and these guys kept running straight at me during my fluid motion… Needless to say, shank city

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Oct 23, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could be alone on the moon and I’d still slice the hell out of my drives.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[…] running straight at me during my fluid motion …

I’d make a Punky’s Whips joke here, but I think I’d be the only guy to get it or think it was funny.

On ATQ I'm known as JSoCal Oski

It's spelled J-etc

by SoCal Oski on Oct 23, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are fun reads

but they’re all metaphors. Reading them is like eating brownies for dinner, tasty but they don’t satisfy you like chicken and pasta.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Top Gear is/was amazing at the Useless Analogy

Hilarious, but completely useless.

“Driving this new Mercedes is like drowning in wallpaper paste….”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recognize that emotions and psychology matter in football, but BWNQ is playing psychiatrist too much for my liking. Unless he’s got some kind of access to the team I’m not aware of, there’s way too much speculation in all of these mid-season reviews.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BWNQ is danzig is JEFF TEDFORD! IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Seriously, though, I might go “Twistify” up his place in a bit.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

otherwise known as Losing Kal Football is Serious Business*

*please forgive me for the K usage.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Refreshing" Anecdote about Jahvid Best

From the Jon Wilner blog a couple of days ago. I hadn’t seen this posted before.

Lastly, quick personal anecdote:

I was at Cal yesterday and by total coincidence ended up walking a few steps behind Best from upper Bancroft all the way into Sproul Plaza — a 10-12 minute stroll through an extremely crowded part of campus during the middle of the day.

Best was wearing gray sweats and a white T shirt (I couldn’t tell if it said "Cal football," but it was of the athletic variety) and had No. 4 on his backpack … and he’s only the best-known athlete at the school.

And the entire time, nobody stopped him to chat, or congratulate him on the UCLA win, or the 93-yard run … or on being Jahvid Best.

That doesn’t happen in Gainesville or Norman. It was quite refreshing.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GoBears58 says:
October 21st, 2009 at 12:23 pm

WOW, THAT SEEMS SO…..BERKELEY LIKE.

Hey Duck,
the Cal students are too worried about their mid-term results to bother Jahvid. Meanwhile in Oregon, the only thing students worry about is the location of the Footlocker they will be transferred to after graduation.
Get my size 11’s ready Duck.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUCK!!! says:
October 21st, 2009 at 9:49 am
"And the entire time, nobody stopped him to chat, or congratulate him on the UCLA win, or the 93-yard run … or on being Jahvid Best."

WOW, THAT SEEMS SO…..BERKELEY LIKE.

"That doesn’t happen in Gainesville or Norman. It was quite refreshing."

REFRESHING WHY?

DOES IT COMFORT YOU THAT CAL OR THE REST OF THE PAC-10 DOESN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING ALL THE ATTENTION A HEISSMAN CANDIDATE WOULD BRING? THAT CAL FANS ARE TOO INTERESTED IN GETTING TO PEOPLE’S PARK TO TALK TO THEIR STAR QUARTERBACK?
BEAR!!! says:
October 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
@duck!!! Best isn’t a star quarterback. I think your caps lock is broken by the way.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breakdown of Riley's passes
As the season has worn on, more and more of Riley’s passes have been one of three varieties: (1) very short, (2) to sidelines, or (3) deep. With a few exceptions, the 10-20 yard balls over the middle have been missing.

On the one hand, this is a sound scheme (if it is by design), because those are the least likely to be picked off. On the other hand, it is limiting the receivers somewhat in their ability to do much damage, or even at times to get open. These three kinds of passes are the easiest to defend, especially if defenses start to see that the middle is not a threat. If guys are getting thrown to over the middle constantly, it opens up the sidelines a lot more and it pulls the LBs back a bit into coverage, which can make the draws and run game even more effective.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That

was a fantastic post. I agree with that passivity on defense and ST is not good. We need the Pain Train persona and it’s just not there this year. I’d love to see 4 or 5 rushers on every down from crazy directions (or otherwise known as confusing the *&%^ out of ’em) like they did last year.

I think a change of scenery is needed for the Special Teams. It ain’t workin’ and it hasn’t for some time.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We didn’t have 4 or 5 rushers on every down last year. We just executed better when we did, and we got a lot more pressure with three man fronts. That’s the inexperience.

I think the punt returns are the troubling part of our ST, not the KR - that has gotten better-. The worst coverage I remember from last week was after the 15-yard penalty set us back. Sometimes, Anger just outkicks the coverage, and the opposing team gets a longer return but not net yardage.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we got a lot more pressure with three man fronts. That’s the inexperience.

Aren’t all of our linemen returning starters? I think that’s why everybody expected as much, if not more pressure created by the d line.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Part of that pressure has to come from a linebacker, and that’s where I think we dropped off this year.

by sec119 on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Rulon. No LBs

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I forgot about Rulon! Dur, thanks for the reminder

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But yes. The three-man front pressure has been disappointing (given the returners) in Pac-10 play. Against Maryland and Minnesota, they absolutely crushed it.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure they rushed 3 at times. Othertimes they rushed 3 but they weren’t necessarily all d-linemen. They confused the shit out of ‘em. Pressure from anywhere – and that’s the beauty of a 3-4. Predictable 3-4’s are no bueno.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Syd'Quan should play, Hagan reclaims starting role

Okanes Thursday night report.

Gregory also said he would continue to go with D.J. Holt starting at the rush linebacker spot with Mychal Kendricks coming off the bench, but added that Kendricks will "play a lot" on Saturday. Gregory also said safety Sean Cattouse’s playing time will continue to increase. Marcus Ezeff and Brett Johnson will continue to start.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a huge surprise, but there was a reason Max was putting up those insane stats at the World Games

LINK

The coaches received game tapes of Max’s performance with the Chinese team at the World University Games, courtesy of USA Basketball. Zhang led the tournament in rebounding and blocked shots and Montgomery admitted, "We were curious ourselves as to how he was able to do that." What they saw was Max playing in the back of China’s zone defense, often blocking shots of smaller players releaasing the ball from below the rim. He also got lots of offensive rebounds off his own misses.

Also, Monty labels Amoke as most improved

Montgomery labeled sophomore forward Omondi Amoke as perhaps the most improved player since last season. Amoke is active on the glass and a factor on every play, assistant coach Jay John said. At 6-foot-7, he still will shuttle between small forward and power forward, especially until Kamp’s situation at power forward becomes clear. Amoke said he doesn’t care which position he plays; he just wants to be on the floor as much as possible.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amoke is 6’ 7"??

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I think he’s a pretty legit 6’7

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i think Amoke is going to be a hound on defense. great athleticism (you could see from some of his blocks and steals last year). we’ll see how well he stays in front of 3s

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CougCenter previews Cal-Wazzu

LINK

Cal is in trouble if: Jahvid Best, Shane Vereen, and the entire Golden Bear starting offensive line comes down with the flu and are unable to go on Saturday OR in a few years those players are found to have been violating NCAA rules and Cal is forced to vacate all of their wins for the 2009 season.

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by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 8:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was there when you wrote that.

by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 23, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m the voice of this generation!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouting is the new spanking? I’m not sure Mrs. Twist is going to be as pleased about this.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the Stanford O-Line that much better?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t forget the region of Wilner’s newspaper. Has the furd played Oregon or USC?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone flag me

Missing link for mothball fleet.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how are they going to get these sad ships over to Texas? Hope they don’t encounter something Hurricane Rick…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

redwoods – I’d heard that. My folks live in the Santa Cruz Mountains and it’s sort of a given there that they get more precipitation that you might generically from living in a coastal hill range because of the trees condensing the water.

Electric cars – Your point about carbon dioxide emissions is a fair one, but that’s not the only issue, fuel supply (long term) is also. If there’s a gradual ramping-up of the population of electric only cars in areas where that makes sense (high density, short average drives) and that presents an incentive to upgrade the aging infrastructure and increase renewables such as solar to cope with daytime peak demand, that’s something.

Shouting – guilty. Partly because I have a short fuse, and partly because these modern parenting techniques of patience and clarity don’t always have an obvious indicator for urgency. There are times when I’m not in the mood for a fucking debate about the merits of putting your bloody shoes on and leaving the house, and that message isn’t sinking in. The problem of course is that the kids freak because the alleged adult (me) is not presenting the appearance of being in control and decide to establish themselves as the responsible authority… that always goes well.

Stupid experts being right about things.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does Wilner leave out SC’s Jurrell (sp?) Casey? Dude’s a beast.

I like how he put James Rogers on there three times!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best junior: Best

You don’t need a first name, or a school. You just know.

by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 23, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like Madonna or Cher.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firstly, I will take that as the insult to me you, most assuredly, meant it as.

Secondly, it’s essentially a race. And I try to be the last line of defense. If I wake up in the morning and there already isn’t one posted, then I do it. Perhaps carp, who rarely did DBDs before his son’s birth, is even busier now.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I’ll take Poor Assumptions for 400 Alex.”

This was more of a… “WTF carp, if you’re going to put in this much work, why don’t you help out Twist and post this in a DBD.”

In reality, I was trying help you out by encouraging carp to step up. After all, he prob gets up at 4am now. Nonetheless, I’m sorry if that sounded insulting… really.

by danzig on Oct 23, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See how horrible a person you are, Twist? For shame.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judging by your post, it appears as if you almost took me seriously. Almost.

Is this, true, danzig? If so, I’m really disappointed in you.

PS I agree, fuck carp. He should help me out more. What a dick!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha…thanks for the kind words. I try and bring the readers the freshest news possible so I wait until the morning to start writing the News & World Report. I also the baby from 5-6 and try and make it out the door by 7…get in the office at 8…and then try and post. With this schedule I won’t ever be able to do a DBD since they’re usually up by 7 or so (as they should). I suppose I can optimize this and throw that bad boy up by 7.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Follow-up on NFL finances discussion re: Tebow from last week

Buried in an SI.com article about funding a new NFL stadium in LA:

(The 32 clubs each get an equal split of revenues from television, sponsorships and merchandising; 40% of a team’s gate receipts also go into a shared pot.)

So basically, teams should endeavor to increase their own gate receipts through luxury boxes and the like; everything else is evenly split regardless so if even say, the Jaguars were to draft Tebow and sell a million jerseys, they’d only get 1/32 of the revenue from those sales anyway.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Oct 23, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I guess I’m not so dumb after all!

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the flip side, is that increasing overall TV is good, hence

having high ticket prices for the cheap seats discourages sell outs and in the current arrangement means local blackouts (non TV revenue).

A team like the raiders woul likely benefit proportionally more from making the upper deck seats really cheap, just to sell them out (likely the revenue would cover most of the full stadiums game day expenses), then the good seats and MtDavis pay for bad free agents.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Oct 23, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“We have reiterated to Goldy the importance of exercising appropriate religious sensitivity in the future.”

I especially like the impish picture included with the story.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pac-10: Refs should’ve called penalty

WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — The Pacific-10 Conference says its officials erred in not calling a penalty on Notre Dame for a fake field goal in last Saturday’s game between the Fighting Irish and USC.

The Trojans won the game 34-27.

The trick play resulted in a 25-yard gain that set up Notre Dame’s first touchdown. Dave Cutaia, the Pac-10’s coordinator of officials, says a foul should have been called for using substitutions to deceive. The Fighting Irish should have been pushed back 15 yards and the down repeated.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pac-10: Notre Dame should have lost by more points than they already did.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s just a given. The floggings will continue until they join a conference / win a bowl game. Or beat SC, whichever comes first.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, they did win a bowl game last year.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re quite right, I should have specified a bowl game played for reasons other than tourism.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean like those BCS bowls they played in for revenue purposes?

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he means a BCS bowl that doesn’t have a name like the “Pringles-Old Spice Waukesha Awesome Bowl” and actually expects teams to have more than 6 wins.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for being able to translate that into English. My communication skills are sadly diminished whenever the subject is Notre Dame as all the effort goes into restraining situational Tourette’s.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse than UC Los Angeles?

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think UCLA fans or UCLA as an institution is anywhere close to as obnoxious as Notre Dame (with the notable exception of Nestor and his band of merry uptight, douchey men).

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly, here in the National Capital Region I don’t seem to run into that many of either group. Slightly more ND fans, but not by a wide margin.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

About the FUCK! same.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m putting Oregon on upset alert this weekend. Masoli’s been nursing a sore knee…and the game’s in Husky Stadium. I have a feelin’ Locker and Co can make Oregon’s D look over-rated (clap, clap, clapclapclap). Should be a fun one.

Should USC be on upset alert? I think they take care of business…but OSU’s easy to overlook.

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by carp on Oct 23, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After the last couple years, I’d be surprised to see USC overlook Oregon State. Though, like the Ducks, they might get caught looking ahead to next week’s game in Eugene.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rather doubt they’ll be overlooking the Beavers. No point in getting keyed up about the Ducks if you can’t beat the A&T campus.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC has lost 1 home game since 2002. No, USC should not be on upset alert.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 23, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC hasn’t lost to OSU in 40 years at HOME. no way they are on upset alert.

by YleeXOtee on Oct 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why couldn’t we get the Governator on our side during our Stadium fight?

INDUSTRY, Calif. (AP) — Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Thursday he has signed a bill allowing the construction of a 75,000-seat stadium that developers hope will lure an NFL team back to the Los Angeles area.

Schwarzenegger said he signed the environmental exemption bill last week but saved the announcement for a news conference in Industry, where the stadium would be built about 15 miles east of Los Angeles.

The bill nullifies a lawsuit filed by residents in nearby Walnut over the project’s environmental impact.

Schwarzenegger called the lawsuit frivolous before a crowd of union members wearing hardhats. Across the street, a dozen protesters from Walnut and other nearby communities held signs saying “No Stadium.”

“This is the best kind of action state government can create — action that cuts red tape, generates jobs, is environmentally friendly and brings a continued economic boost to California,” Schwarzenegger said.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, wtf. For cereal.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schwarzenegger called the lawsuit frivolous before a crowd of union members wearing hardhats. Across the street, a dozen protesters from Walnut and other nearby communities held signs saying "No Stadium."

Their frivolous lawsuit didn’t even involve an alleged Native American burial ground!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d for a stupid laugh.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m assuming this stadium is privately funded? If that’s the case I’m ok with it.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy run on sentence, Batman!

Awesome comment on Dr. Saturday’s article about bad SEC officiating

23. Posted by ROBERT G Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:31 am EDT these comments did not come from the pac 10 conference, but from long time participants in the business of providing coverups for dishonest officials, dave cutaia, the current pac 10 conference coordinator of football officiating and his boss and predecessor in that pac 10 conference position,jim muldoon, now the associate pac 10 conference commissoner for football operations and publicity
dave cutaia got his promotion from the position of pac 10 head of game officiating crews from former pac 10 commissioner tom hansen right after an all pac 10 officiating crew headed by cutaia and an all pac 10 ten review crew stole a win over oregon from oklahoma with a coordination of dishonest calls and non calls by the crews headed by cutaia, very much like the coordinated dishonest calls by all pac 10 game officials which permitted usc to steal wins from notre dame over usc in 2005 and 2009.
the officiating at that 2006 oregon/oklahoma game was so blatantly dishonest that commissioner hansen and then coordinator of football officiating were forced to admit that the officiating conduct was dishonest and had altered the game outcome in oregon’s favor. both hansen and muldoon swore publicly that they would punish severely every pac 10 official involved in that game.
their punishment for cutaia was to promote cutaia to muldoon’s former position at the pac 10 conference.
unfortuinately, oklahoma did not pursue its civil remedies in the courts to force the phony game outcome to be reversed to show zero points scored by oregon, the boosters who paid off the officialsincluding cutaia , did deliver a win on paper to oregon.
to this day, no big 12 team will schedule any game in which pac 10 officials have any role whatsoever.
cutaia certainly does know what dishonest officiating and payoffs are all about since, in the eyes of hansen and muldoon, cutaia had earned a big promotion, which they both delivered to cutaia.
cutaia’s comments were in response to numerous game film clips of many acts of dishonest officiating by this pac 10 crew by charlie weis of notre dame requesting explanations with references to specific officiating rules.
cutaia’s normal responses to such requests which pour into him after virtually every game in which pac 10 ref or tech review crews participate are to ignore them completely or simply reply screw you.
the substitution rule to which cutaia refs simply does not exist and his press release is an attempt to draw attention away from the fact that this pac 10 officiating crew was bought and paid for to make sufficient dishonest calls and other acts of officiating misconduct to steal a win for usc, with large bonuses if they delivered a blowout win which they failed to deliver.
we hope that the pac 10 ref crew and cutaia and muldoon got very large payoffs in the notre dame and other games over the past several years since we will be relieving them of all of their material possessions in very public jury trials very shortly.
as for the pac 10 conference as an entity, new and honest pac 10 commissioner larry scott has a big mess to clean up, including terminating cutaia and muldoon and every single pac 1o game and tech review official in mid season.
we suggest that hansen, cutaia, muldoon, their counterparts at every other conference, and every official read the ncaa officiating rules very carefully and officiate every game honestly.
if that does not happen, we will take all of their material possesions in the civil courts as well in very public jury trials.
we undertstand that the ncaa and the conferences and officials and the coaches and schools that make the payoffs may still be operating under the assumption that they can rely on certain obscure federal laws to keep the public from accessing their records,
fortunately, we broke down those barriers in our disclosure action in the civil courts against the ncaa.
on 10/15/2009, after spending millions in attorneys fees at trial and on appeal, the ncaa threw in the towel and coughed up every single document realting to the ncaa investigation of florida state for academic misconduct.
in fact, anyone who wants to see a real classic inn dishonest officiating need only dial up espn 360 on the internet and watch the florida state, north carolina game which was played on thursday night.
there, dishonest acc game officials were paid by associates of butch davis, formerly and notoriously the head coach at miami, and now the head coach at north carolina to deliver a win to davis and north carolina.
well , in that game, florida state beat both both north carolina and dishonest acc game and tech review crews.
in that game, the tv feed and replays are clear as a bell for anyone who has read the ncaa college football officiating rules carefully.
the days of dealmaking behind closed doors and secrecy are over.
now, it is just a question of which officials choose to commit premediated economic suicide and which do not.
no, suspending the game crew at the arkansas/ florida game will not keep the sec conference or those who run the football officiating con operation in the sec conference or the game officials. the outcome of that game has to be reversed and every individual in the sec conference participating in or providing cover for any dishonest official will have to pay substantial damages in the civil courts, along with the conference as an entity.
in the case of the arkansas/florida game, it is quite possible that no payoffs were made to the game officials, but that the game officials, who are employed by the conferences,were seeking to protect the sec’s chances of securing 2 spots in bcs games with big payoffs with the winner of the florida/alabama game going to the bcs title game and the one loss loser going to a second bcs bowl game, with another big payooff for the sec conference and its employees.
when it comes down to the alabama. florida matchup, watch for alabama boosters to buy the sec officials and a win over florida unless the point spreads become of interest to the sports bookies, who can and have, in the past,outbid any team boosters.
this saturday, look for a bidding war between oregon and usc for the serices of another dishonest pac 10 ref crew in the wasshington/oregon game at washington.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Gaebler?!?! Is that you!?!?!? Where you been, Bob G-Note?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody is going to get that, but I luaghed.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the name posted? I think it IS him.

I like sentences like this:

now, it is just a question of which officials choose to commit premediated economic suicide and which do not.

It reminds me of Valis, one of Philip K. Dick’s last novels, which was partially autobiographical and partially insane (the main character has a split personality, narrating the novel in the first person with one of them while describing the third person actions of the other personalities). Completely paranoid and delusional.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Completely paranoid and delusional.

Kind of like Dick himself? I tried to understand WTF Valis was about but the fact that it essentially had three narrators (all of whom were Philip K. Dick) just made my head hurt after a while.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was weird as fuck. Dick was totally off the reservation at that point.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It reminds me of the manchild from Sound and the Fury

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally luaghed!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is amazing.

Like I said, shag this way:
http://www.delphiforums.com/bobgnote1

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I am a better guitarist than YOU deserve to sleep with, but I put out, and don’t let that make you get any hostile ideas, since I AM A BETTER GUITARIST, THAN YOU DESERVE TO HEAR, but you already did, so smarten up about it.

Comment by Bob Gaebler — September 5, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it is Bob Gaebler?!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck is Bob Gaebler?

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob is old school CGB

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the crazy guy who came on the blogsome site and wrote rambling tirades against the university?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, the very same.

For a time, CGB was on his “crazy man ranting from his cabin in the hills” email blast, along with such notables as the berkeley city council and the FBI. High comedy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As in — before sbnation?

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Back when 15 comments was quite a storm of conversation

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, those were the days. Back when CGB was just a little Ma’ & Pa’ store on the corner of the internet that cared about it’s readers not the giant heartless multinational that destroys communities in the name of profit that it is today.

Wait, am I Bob G?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s all Penis Vaginerson’s fault!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU STOP YOUR MOUTH!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit, that should be shut. I need to think before I opst.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I suggest the ‘Preview’ button?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SMUSH YOUR SHUT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, now I’m just out of control.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d for same response.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SHUT MANDY!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re not trying to destroy CougCenter, we’re trying to liberate them!!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know…the CGB North expedition might have failed, but perhaps CGB Northeast…?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might as well be CGB Artic!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bring me the head of… anyone who reads Cougcenter.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look, if nobody reads CougCenter, we can just redirect all of Twist’s posts there. It’s a win-win.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s genius!

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re alive!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, not in the technical sense.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about in the fundamental sense?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I think fundamentals are essential.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand. Explain it to me if I were Twist.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand. Explain it to me if I were danzig.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were danzig, you would need no explanation.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like when you convinced us that AtQ would greet us as liberators and give us roses?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I NEVER PROMISED ROSES!!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we….not….talk about roses?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t bring them up. Assess CalBandGreat if you must.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CalBandGreat assessed. My ruling: CalBandGreatGreat!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preesh!

The CGB government should be held accountable for their blundering of the AtQ war. Starting with Twist’s ill-advised attempted takeover without UN backing.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AtQ had weapons of mass ducktruction!!!!! We had to do something!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where are they then?

Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the reverse vampires.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all right: someone needs to explain to me this meme and its origins

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a lawyer thing. You know, them crazy lawyers and their…lawyering.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure you remember Twist’s take over of ATQ as CGB North. He had a successful one year reign but after our loss in Eugene, ATQers took over CGB and made it ATQ South.

The day after people started blaming him and started court proceedings against him with CALumbus Bear as the presiding judge. In the end Rishi in his usual backstabbing ways decided to take blame away from Twist and he framed me as the culprit. Twist was found innocent due to him being insane and all costs were assessed against him. Thus a new meme was born

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twist ws found not guilty by reason of inanity, not insanity. Big difference.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Oct 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't be framed if you were guilty.
I’ll be in a bar after our Rose Bowl (either the game or MNCG) victory in January! [Emphasis added]
In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Objection! Tampering with evidence to portray the accused in a negative light!
[Emphasis added]

I. DID. NOT. SAY. THAT.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Objection, royrules has no idea what he’s talking about.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sustained. Costs assessed against royrules: all of his scotch.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You may as well assess costs of all his time-travelling ponies.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIS PONIES TIME-TRAVEL?? Mine merely eat planets. :(!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no legal authority!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This coming from someone who stalks Arthur Kade

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean I read his blog once in a while when I’m bored?

Objection for being an idiot.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering you think DBDs are your twitter account, I’m not sure how you can think that reading a blog constitutes “stalking”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve made Twitterish comments once or twice and you continue to bring it up. Rishi worships Kade and Axe.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically the lesson is you shouldn’t do/post something on CGB if you’re not prepared to be reminded about it from here to eternity.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dad?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m a grandfather? I’m so proud!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch out! carp jr. is going to travel back in time, kill you, and become his own grandfather!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. Ragnarok’s dolphin being the best example

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never even said that! That was all maharg’s fault!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re getting a little defensive…

BTW:
Chilidog 123456

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so amazed more than 0 people listened that far into the podcast.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

You’re a famous internet celebrity.
For Cal sports blogs.

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes I’m amazed at that fact as well.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know they teach you the Microsoft mentality, but making stuff up and believing it does not make it true.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing Frieda Pinto in your dreams doesn’t count

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? That’s what you came up with?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It gives me great enjoyment to say this

INDIAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ur doing it rong

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INTELLIGENT HIGH LEVEL FOOTBALL DISCUSSION

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst. Meme. Ever.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG I agree with Rishi!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INDIAN CONSENSUS!!!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, there have been some pretty awful memes in these parts.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody’s bitter!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Giants did that last year

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Maharg.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes one of us.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes -1 of us. I miss myself, but I count as negative people!

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more inanity.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Giants Nailed This. INDIAN FIIIIIGHT!!!!!

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best meme ever.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of memes, anytime you see me, royrules, and/or Holmoephobe discuss something, Twist will jump in with “INDIAN FIIIIIGHT” for no good reason. Just watch.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOL’d.

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MULTI-CULTURAL DISCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSION!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

punches Twist

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MULTICULTURAL FIGHT!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RACE WAR!!!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIN-JEW FIIIIIGH!

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Oct 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*gasp*!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CGB: The Giant Heartless Multinational that cares!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha i just read the post about the Berkeley City Council meeting and his subsequent ramblings

All I can say is that I miss Berkeley. LOL

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I most certainly do not miss attending Berkeley City Council meetings. Gah, Democracy in Inaction at its finest.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the name of the dude who wears American Flag clothes and hangs out right by Dwinelle? He yells at all the passers-by. He and Bob seem to be one and the same.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re not talking about Stoney, are you?

I actually know someone that went to school with Bob Gaebler. Says he did a bit too much acid back in the day, totally messed him up.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stoney = loud white dude with ’stache?
--
The likelihood of this = 100%

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But for Stoney, it’s his bit! It’s all comedy.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I remember was walking by him listening to my MP3. He asked me loudly “What the fuck are you listening to?”… And I said “Music.”

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He made fun of my hat once. To be fair, it was a pretty ridiculous Indiana Jones-type hat that I bought at the San Diego Zoo.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He made fun of me once. To be fair, I was on stilts in a giant alligator costume screaming “LET’S GO CHLAMYDIA”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arthur Kade writes about football.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday Weather Forecast

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, what should I wear tomorrow, then?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

be careful what you wish for!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obvi, a double-breasted suit! Wanna be gameday suit buddies? I wanna get old timey. Although I need some mustache growing time.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. I don’t repeat.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I can’t believe you just rejected me like that. In front of all these people too!

Fine. I didn’t want to be your stupid suit buddy anyway. I’m gonna wear something awesome and show you!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, fashion>friends.

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So no reprise of the scoop neck T, huh?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t talk as if you were there to experience the legend. You’re a hack, always have been, always will be, living off the dreams of your Ohioan friend.

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw photos, so I have experienced this legend visually.

And as for this:

You’re a hack, always have been, always will be, living off the dreams of your Ohioan friend.

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. So what’s your point?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

living off the dreams of your Ohioan friend.

Royalties to be assessed?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Against Twist?
Sure, why not?

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamn penis vaginnersson screws me again.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The weather is just at that point, where you go, should I do a short sleeve with a scarf or just rock a sheer long-sleeve thing. You have to have options here, because when the tailgating starts itll be chilly, but during the game, itll prolly be hot.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s always hot on the student side.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not during Oregon last year, it wasn’t.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must u embarrass me on all my posts today?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Yes, I must.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but what is the optimal weather for shotgunning a beer?

by turkey on Oct 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

During the day. Or at night.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weather or not there is beer in your hand.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

earthquake weather

(i.e., anytime)

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Oct 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feldman chat excerpt
COREY (MISSISSIPPI)

IS Cal’s coach in jepodary of his job!!!!!!!! Again they come into a season with lofty excepations and fall flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce (2:57 PM)

Nah, they were really mediocre before he got there. They do underachieve it seems annually though.

SEC country – English is not a core requirement.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Oct 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems odd for anyone from Mississippi to accuse Cal football of falling flat

by Tedfordisgod on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IS

That reminds me, what happened to Sofele last game? Did he get any playing time?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was in on PR’s, I think, but he didn’t look to be part of the gameplan.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biggest Twist of the Year, Including Last Year

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW IS BABBY FORMED!!!!!~@!)I*@#$M)I!!!!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how girl get pragnent

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d just like to say the Mrs. has an unbelievale control over her man during heat. It’s unreal.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm… carp? i think you need to get more sleep

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait to watch Cal Basketball this year. End the curse?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF YOU DO, GET READY FOR A SEVERE THROAT PUMMELING.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cal basketball is cursed?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, that curse. nevermind

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carp is Cal Basketball’s curse

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

P-Chris was on fire too…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hang in there bro

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

He asked Ted Miller too.

Corey (MISSISSIPPI)

Is Tedford @ CAL in jepodary of his job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANother lofty season not fulfilled!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted Miller (3:01 PM)

No.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Oct 23, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s Corey have against question marks? I think he’s a shill for the Exclamation Point Marketing Board.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY DO YOU ASK SUCH QUESTIONS!!!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR POINT.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy should really consider switching to Firefox or Chrome.

It tells you when you suck at spelling!

CougCenter WSU's second main blog

by Dancing Football on Oct 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, you’ve never heard of the word jepodary?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arthur Kade Update (or should I say, UpKade?)

http://arthurkade.com/?p=4530


It is truly a study of watching the amazing change in people as they watch someone like Arthur Kade rise from the slums of welfare and almost poverty (Sometimes I would compare the hope that I give the Gen Pop to Jim Braddock in Cinderella Man), and becoming a future award winning actor (TV "Dev Deal" with IMG Media for Number 1 Show, Potential Pilot in the making, various short films, etc..) and acclaimed NY Times Bestselling author (Someone BBM’ed me that my book will be one run on sentence, and I simply wrote back, "KadeSpeare"), and how people react to fame and celebrity.

Win.

I truly do believe that at heart almost every girl wants to be a porn star

Rishi, is that you?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Firstly, what does KadeSpeare mean? Is that like Shakespeare? Or was he doing Goldberg’s Spear and he just can’t spell.

Also, KadeSpeare, bitch!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Kadespeare is a play off Shakespeare, who was clearly a NYT bestseller in his day!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kadespeare

How doth one control, or rather shall I propose, dominate Dusk? Wherefore to these members of the general population approach me, due to my increasing fame?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re lucky BearStage won’t see this.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how can I listen to Starkey from Seattle?

Online? Link?

This will be my first exposure to Starkey

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rilly?

wow.

Not sure if they stream KGO, but it’s on the ISB Sports network….which has several stations, don’tknow if one is up north.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Oct 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would assume that KGO offers an online stream, but I’ve never tried before.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh, when I go to KGO and click on their Cal stuff it takes you to calbears.com, which has an audio gametracker link. I’m assuming that’s Starkey, but can’t be sure til gametime.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totes

It’s right on their homepage

I was living on the East Coast in 2004 and Cal offered an online streaming service for games I couldn’t get on TV out there (some video feed from the press box with KGO audio). I’m suprised they don’t do that anymore. Anyone else remember this?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think it’s the case, but I know that Major League baseball blacks out online streams of KNBR Giants broadcasts because MLB wants you to pay for their audio program. I can’t imagine a reason why KGO would have to blackout the radio stream online, but until I heard otherwise I didn’t want to guarantee Roy that it would work.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

Also, I should mention I paid like $20-30 for a season’s worth of that service I mentioned above.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, you should mention that!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like a personal attack. Where are the moderators to ban you?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember I did that back in 2006. I remember yelling at Starkey for some particularly inane observation (Hail Mary situation for some team or another against Cal near the end of regulation in a tie game) where he was speculating that they might try a run first with five seconds left because Cal wouldn’t expect it. I’m fairly certain I yelled something like

OF COURSE CAL WOULDN’T EXPECT IT BECAUSE ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DO THAT

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Oct 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can get the Cal games from the KGO website, clicking on the “Listen Live” link. I’ve never had a problem doing that.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

- paging FireStarkey -

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no comment but I will be listening as well. All shall know and understand my pathological hatred of Joe’s playcalling abilities after the coming debacle.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 23, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed

I have no comment but I will be listening as well. All shall know and understand my pathological hatred of Joe’s playcalling abilities inability to call plays after the coming debacle.

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Oct 23, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed fail...

I have no comment but I will be listening as well. All shall know and understand my pathological hatred of Joe’s inability to call plays after the coming debacle.

p.s. how do you get strike through to work?

Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...

by CruzinBears on Oct 23, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They see me rollin'...

Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m shocked that this story doesn’t involve an Ohioan doing this.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s funny is I remember a story exactly like this last year during football season. It was another lawnmower-couch ride. And it was in Canton iirc.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it was a motorized barstool. Much classier.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes yes yes. that was it. happy happy happy

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lamo

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fuckin give up. I had the tweak shift last night and my Anglish is even worser ten uzuall;

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were tweaking last night?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it felt like it. You hold a farting, pooping, screaming 13 lbs of Jack Clark furry at 2:40 AM and you start to see shit. It felt like I was on acid (or so I’ve been told). I turned the coffee maker on without any coffee in it. Phail on so many levels. Not to worry, I get to go work with radioactivity. Woot!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I melted a coffee maker during a similar instance by putting coffee in it but no water. More than once.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hold a farting, pooping, screaming 13 lbs of Jack Clark furry at 2:40 AM and you start to see shit.

I thought that was implied with the pooping.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it’s too soon for that… wait a few months for the phase of poop-splosion diapers, those are the best.

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude...oh my word.

like out the collar of her shirt.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Oct 23, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never seen anything like it before or since. That’s one phase that everyone seems to forget to mention until it happens.

by DC Trojan on Oct 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*prays that condom never tears *

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, Spazz. You’ll never have that problem!

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIYOOOOOOOOO

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shouldn’t have said anything. I thought you were just calling the dude a “lamo.”

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How to Play Special Teams

By Thomas DeCoud

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 23, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Love that vid

by Kai on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my picks out of conference have been good this year... Pac-10--not so good

Furd 6.5 - Furd 31, ASU 21
Oregon 10 - Oregon 35, Washington 14
OSU +21 (but I don’t like it) - USC 31, OSU 14
UCLA +7.5 -
Zona 28, UCLA 27
Wazzu +35 (barely) — Cal 42, Wazzu 10

Probably the most unsure of Pac-10 games I have ever been. Would be a good idea just to take the other side of each of my bets. Especially the Furd one, since they have no defense.

STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS

by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT.
An ice-skating bear with a touring Russian circus has killed a circus manager and seriously injured a trainer in the Kyrgyz capital, Bishkek.
Kyrgyz officials said the bear turned on the manager, 25-year-old Dmitry Potapov, during a rehearsal.
The bear, who had skates on at the time, severely mauled another circus worker who tried to rescue the manager.
Bears on ice are common in Russian circuses. Some are equipped with helmets and sticks and trained to play hockey.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OLD

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Bear!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bears on ice are common in Russian circuses. Some are equipped with helmets and sticks and trained to play hockey.

Woah! Awesome!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the one hand, I really don’t like zoos or circuses or caging up wild animals in any way. On the other, I need to get to Russia to see this.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more helmet and stick

by DC Trojan on Oct 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ve tried our hand at podcasts, seeing as how the CC and BN ones went well. This is our first one for public consumption. It is quintessential CGB. With a little football discussion sprinkled in. It’s 30 minutes long. Tell us your thoughts.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you.

</thinly veiled attempt to get on the podcast>

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume at some point we’ll work on getting other SBN bloggers to call in like we’ve done with CC and BN. Right now, its in its infancy. Then, at some point, maybe readers themselves can call in. I do not know.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you can come on and be like “hey guys I bought a shirt yesterday.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or “I got to work today and then I started working, but it was Friday so I was looking forward to leaving work”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I ate a sandwich for lunch. I felt the cheese was sligtly undermelted for my preferences”.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I enjoy sunshine.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Cal is going to the Rose Bowl this year”

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“The world is now safe for democracy now that Windows 7 has launched”.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were in charge of sandwich discussion

by Kai on Oct 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 minutes in and STILL no Cal football talk!
It’s like a DBD!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12 minutes in. This is exactly what I’d expect from you guys.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it doesn't get better

it gets worse.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t listen to it at work, so I’ll take a guess: Is it just Twist blathering on about every topic under the sun but football while Rags tries to steer him back on topic, HydroTech mumbles to himself about weakside triple zone option strong 22 plays, CBKWit tries in vain to inform people that he is alive, and yellow fever doesn’t say anything?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part is Hydro. He’s EPIC. EPI-WAIT FOR IT-C(K)! So fucking hilarious. I love that guy.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently there’s a Wahlberg in Saw 2. This is what I’ve learned so far.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate those movies

but I’ll see any motion picture that includes Donnie Whalberg.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 minutes in and we have our 1st Simpsons reference!

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was… horrible.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you ever get tired of being so wrong?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure that ‘HydroTech’ is just twist or rags doing a silly voice.

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure it’s all just ragnarok doing different voices. I’m impressed, actually.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, what percentage of the voices are NOT Twist? 3%? 65?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-65 is a fairly large range?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a question!

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even know aynymore.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is aynymore? A relation of Ayn Rand?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that’s just silly. anynmore is a noted socialist.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cougar?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See above (way above).

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you’ve overshort it, scroll down a little bit.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in law school, I don’t short anything. How can I overshort?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you don’t cover your positions properly.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your thought is one?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was my favorite part

by Kai on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I honestly cannot remember what part, in specific, you are referring to. I suck.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twist: CBKWit, say 1 if you can hear me
CBKWit: ONE

by Kai on Oct 23, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ya.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was the end with Rags talking to CBKwit discussing future podcasts supposed to be at the end? You may or may not want to remove it?

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we couldn't figure out how to

oh well.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luckily you didn’t discuss personal information or spend a few minutes talking about how much you hate all CGB commentators

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or call blog that rhmyes with pooing station’s mod that rhymes with pester a turd sandwich…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re giving away future material, probably!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im kinda perturbed that I gave awayall that great material and that I did it in such an abridged style such that people might not have found it as hilariously funny as it assuredly is. Oh well.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awkward silence

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap clap clap clap clap!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t be too perturbed there, buddy. You’ll get em next time.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I didn’t get them this time, who is to say I can pull it off n ext time?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thoroughbred.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he ever get tired of being so wrong?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, they are the Soup Ghandi, I’m telling you!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I offer some constructive criticism on your podcast?

That was the worst piece of trash I have ever heard in my entire life. Please take that in the helpful spirit in which it is intended.

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and Chili Dog 123456.

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When do I get my $50?

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m amazed that you listened all the way through the worst piece of trash that you’ve ever heard in your entire life. That’s perseverance, or something…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did it for the $50.

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re…not a very successful lawyer, are you?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Will sue 4 food.”

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, did you hear her?? She did it for the $50! She’s a very successful lawyer!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone doesn't like sheep!

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s, by far, the nicest thing anybody has ever said about us!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s actually a ‘mute caller’ button that we’re going to have to break out on Twist next time.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By “break out on Twist” you mean “use on Twist the entire podcast,” right?

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This might be the best policy, yes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was wondering about that “use Twist in measured doses” thing. How small can you make those doses?

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, this podcast sucked. why didn’t you guys tell me you were going to do it?

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by HydroTech on Oct 23, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Avinash sounded pretty good.

by CalBear81 on Oct 23, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were you even on that podcast?

:-p

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I repeat: Nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash on Oct 23, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, you are denying all responsibility?

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Cougar week was a good week for the first podcast to get used to the format and iron out kinks, but not the best week for having interesting football things to talk about. Hell, you guys spent the last few minutes talking about all the other games after WSU

Any thought to having a call in line for listeners in the distant future? That could be interesting/horrible!

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it would be very cool, but we definitely need to work out the kinks by ourselves first.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed.
get used to the format and iron out kinks Twist

by paleodan on Oct 23, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I wrong to believe we just produced the greatest fucking podcast ever??? I laughed so much!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, maybe its not the best ever, but it’s clearly #2.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

it clearly is in the top 2 of all podcasts that CGB has produced. and that includes Ever.

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, what was your #1 favorite part? Mine was, by far, the disembodied voice of Hydro. That shit was so fucking funny.

But I could really see a wide variety of places that you might find as your favorite. Except for the legitimate football discussion. We really need to excise that part. SO BORING!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m disappointed that disembodied Hydro never once mentioned Alamar!!!

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by norcalnick on Oct 23, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, maybe in the Top 5 then.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But at least Top10, I can grant you that!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FML

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually I just listened to it. It was okay. You guys really need to write stuff down beforehand so you can fill in the voids with…words. And have some on-tap segue’s. Rags and CBK need to focus on not saying yeahs ums uhs and so forth. I think that just comes with practice, though. Love the Seinfeld refs.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 24, 2009 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The voids were our attempts to recreate the magic of John Cage’s "4’33"" in oral form.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 24, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"um"s have been a problem of mine since i was a kid. so far, i’ve mostly gotten away without having to fix it, but if we’re going to do more podcasts, i might have to finally do something about it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

electroshock therapy?

by Kai on Oct 24, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s start with “being more aware of what I’m saying” and go from there.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bad news. Wow. That was dreadful. So much so that I literally had turn off the podcast in frustrated irritation.

The good news. it took me 27 minutes to actually get to that point so cheers fellas. Congratuations on your first podcast. Nowhere to go but up.

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and hey, now you know that there's a Donnie Whalberg

you’re welcome.

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except

i’ve always known there’s a Donnie Wahlberg…

i guess.

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lucky you!

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by CBKWit on Oct 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hello

hangin’ tough is like the best song ever written, produced, recorded and performed. of all time. of all fucking time.

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! U didn’t like American Idiot? I totes dug it.

You think you’re better than me?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you the way that you are?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ll leave that to the historians to decide.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel for any historians who end up spending significant chunks of their lives combing through old DBDs.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CalBandGreat was far more advanced than TwistNHook, about whom we know nothing about.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 23, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!!”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you for cereal? You got 27 minutes in? JESUS CHRIST! THAT’S AMAZING!

PS Nobody send this to Ken Crawford. I want him to respect us in the morning.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want him to respect us in the morning.

I have bad news for you.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure did

and i love how you snuck in football talk about 17 minutes in. i know you thought everyone was just going to drop off by minute two. foiled once again. foiled. once. again.

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time, I want about 28 minutes of classic hilarity with the 2 minute CGB LIGHTENING ROUND!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that involve lightening the mood?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and our podcast was the bad one? You have major stones to pull that stuff here. Major stones.

I only have corporal stones. So corporal.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not corporeal?

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

que? como?

not sure i understand your response. let me break down our witty banter to find out where it went wrong.

since: on for 27 minutes..
tnh: wow 27 minutes. that’s amazing. blah blah “lightening”
since: racist. brown people don’t need be lighter blah blah [see what i did there? i pretended you didn’t misspell lightning, with lightEning"]
tnh: discussion on stones.

So where did we go wrong here Twist?

by since1997 on Oct 23, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like its time for you to learn how to understand his responses

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda of look at this event like improv. Everything that we give to each other is a gift. So, even if it was poorly constructed (and I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t really know what corporal means), you gotta kind roll with the punches.

That said, I think we went wrong with the following.

Me: 1981
You: Ostensibly, taking me seriously at some point today.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was redirecting the joke!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, this escalated quickly

by turkey on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even though you make fun of me, I still rec’d you.

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by Rishi on Oct 23, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were trying to lighten someone, colin-izing them would be the way to go.

by DC Trojan on Oct 24, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

123456

Chilly Dog

Bosko

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 23, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know what’s going on at the Downtown Berkeley BART station? I just got an email from BART saying it’s closed.

There is a station closure at Downtown Berkeley on the Richmond Line due to police activity.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ruh roh raggy

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 23, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like its running now

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 23, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why, is somebody chasing it?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HolmoePhobe, you should take your act on the road!
Far away from here.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why you gotta hat?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never liked competition.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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