DBD 10.20.09 Because it is a slang term for attractive, older woman
HARDY HAR HAR, guys! It's that week when we can make incredibly dated jokes about a term that hasn't been funny in like years. And we will, in NO way, appear to be the pathetically single guys that we really are.
I'll even start!
Oooooh la la! You so hot, baby. Ya. Check out that pelt. So, you come here often? Oh ya!!!!!!! I have 14 friends who could use a hook up, you got any sisters in your litter?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you. Oh ya. I'll like to park your ticket if you know what I mean and I think you do!
Oh, you don't. Well, that don't matter, baby. Because you are one hot mama. And I hope you are in heat soon, because HELLZ 2 DA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. If so, you have a remarkably yellow soul. Oh ya, I have been working out a bit, thanks for noticing.
Twins!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS LIKE A COORS LIGHT COMMERCIAL!
So, there you go. Let the tired innuendo commence! COUGAR WEEK, IT IS!
Dana Vollmer nominated for Golden Goggles Award:
BERKELEY - Former California star Dana Vollmer was nominated for two Golden Goggle Awards, which will be presented on Nov. 22, the USA Swimming Foundation announced last week. The 2009 NCAA Swimmer of the Year is vying for the mantle of Female Athlete of the Year and for the Perseverance Award. Vollmer rebounded from not earning a spot on the 2008 U.S. Olympic team to produce an outstanding final collegiate season and to claim success at the international level, particularly at the 2009 World Championships in Rome.
The star-studded Golden Goggle Awards gala celebrates the accomplishments of top American swimmers in 2009. The event will take place at the Beverly Hilton and will feature the 2009 U.S. World Championship swim team.
This year's event will be hosted by Emmy-nominated sports broadcaster Dan Hicks and will mix entertainment industry celebrities with the top swimming stars in the United States. A total of eight Golden Goggle awards will be presented this year.
Fans can vote for the winners online at www.GoldenGoggles.com. Online voting began on Oct. 16 and will continue through Nov. 18.
The Granbury, Texas, product also claimed a bronze medal in the 200-meter freestyle at the World Championships, posting a time of 1:55.64, and placed fifth in the finals of the 100 free (personal-record 53.30) and 100 fly (American- and personal-record 56.94). Vollmer tied her 200-free PR with a time of 1:55.29 to lead off the U.S. 4x200-free relay, which ultimately posted an American-record 7:42.56 to place second. She initially set that 200-free PR by winning her 200-free semifinal in what was then an American-record time.
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Mens Crew doing great:
BOSTON, Mass. – The California men’s crew team came in second overall and first among collegiate boats in the eight at the Head of Charles this past weekend in Boston, Mass. The men’s eight outlasted third-place Washington and crossed the finish line at 14:45.55. The men’s four came in fifth overall and third among collegiate boats.
In the men’s eight, Cal edged the Huskies. Washington took third with a time of 14:45.79. The Tideway Scullers won the race, clocking a time of 14:33.23. Rounding out the top five were the USRowing Training Center in fourth at 14:46.54 and Brown University in fifth at 14:49.37. Rowing for Cal were Zachary Vlahos, Nick Lucey, Nareg Guregian, James Long-Lerno, Olivier Siegelaar, Spencer Crowley, Will Dean, Nikola Zunic and Calum Wright.
In the men’s four, the Bears came in fifth with a time of 16:50.07. Cal beat Stanford, as the Cardinal took sixth with a time of 16:52.10. Wisconsin won the race with a time of 16:28.29. Harvard was the other collegiate boat to finish in the top three (16:41.24).
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by TwistNHook on Oct 19, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Q+A with womens soccer player:
BERKELEY – The No. 17 California women’s soccer team has benefitted from the talent and international playing experience of sophomore Katrin Omarsdottir. A native of Iceland, Omarsdottir was the youngest player to play in the European Cup when she was 14 years-old and recently returned from competing with the Icelandic national team in the European Championship. After scoring two goals and notching two assists in her freshman campaign last year, Omarsdottir is currently second on the team with five goals and two assists for 12 points. CalBears.com caught up with the 5-8 midfielder to discuss moving to America and more.
CalBears.com: You came to Berkeley all the way from Iceland – what has it been like adjusting to school, life and soccer in America?
Katrin Omarsdottir: I think I’ve adjusted fairly well in those areas. Adjusting to school was, and still is, a bit hard. There is a lot of vocabulary I don’t know, and some textbooks can be very challenging to read and understand. But it gets easier with time and practice. I’ve come a long way from my first semester here, which was only a year ago, when I didn’t know what the word “bunker” was. The transition in soccer wasn’t hard, but it’s different. It’s stricter here and more disciplined, so it took some time to adjust to that. The girls on the team are amazing, and I have come good friends with them, which helps a lot with the adjusting – both with soccer and adjusting to a different environment and culture.
CalBears.com: What made you decide to come overseas to Cal?
KO: I wanted to go somewhere warmer than Iceland where I could play soccer outside all year round without having to put six layers on. And I wanted to play with a good soccer team so I could improve as a soccer player, along with receiving a good education, and Cal is the best of both.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 19, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Womens BBall Ticket Challenge:
With basketball season fast approaching, Cal women’s basketball wants to challenge all of our fans to help us expand our season ticket holder base, grow our E-newsletter database and increase our single game attendance through group tickets. You our fans play a huge role in our success and we can’t thank you enough.
By Nov. 22nd, our goal is to get over 700 season ticket holders (currently we have sold 561 season tickets) and get up to 2500 e-newsletter subscribers (currently we have 1800 subscribers).
In order to reach that goal, Cal women’s basketball is going to offer up prizes to season ticket holders and E-newsletter subscribers depending on the total numbers reached.
Season Ticket/E-Newsletter Challenge
If at least 700 Season Tickets are sold and/or if we reach 2500 e-newsletter subscribers by November 22nd, Cal women’s basketball will be selecting random season ticket holders/e-newsletter subscribers to win the following:
* Serve as Assistant Coach for a game
* Dinner with the Team
* Team autographed poster or Nike basketball
* Cal Women’s Basketball Gear
* Courtside Seats to a game
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by TwistNHook on Oct 19, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ASK DANZIG
Hey Danzig,
As you may know, I live in a country which, let’s just say, may restrict internet usage. Oftentimes I’ve used free VPNs, many recommended by your good self.
But after this last round of GFW blockage, which now has taken Vimeo from me (in addition to Facebook, Youtube and Twitter) I’ve decided to go in and pay for a VPN (especially as work has been issuing emails about using VPNs at work).
A couple of popular options here in this neighborhood have been Strong VPN and Witopia. Do you have any recommendations or non-recommendations for another one as well?
by LeonPowe on Oct 19, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hm. I’m sort of the wrong person to ask since I own my own VPN appliance and actually host a VPN. I’ve tested out a few pay services just to compare speeds to my own etc… can’t tell which ones are better than others. Secure Tunnel had good speeds, no drops and would give you an IP address somewhere in SOuth Carolina… which should give access to twitter, facebook and other US based services. Sorry, but that’s the only suggestion I have for you.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If danzig says we plant here
We plant here.
by LeonPowe on Oct 20, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moving to a less repressive regime…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And. Here. We. Go!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s that week when we can make incredibly dated jokes about a term that hasn’t been funny in like years.
Tell that to [whatever network has that really stupid looking Courtney Cox sitcom. I guess it must be ABC?].
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Oct 19, 2009 11:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a term that hasn’t been funny in like years.
We don’t need to wait until CougCenter week to make TwistNHook jokes.
by LeonPowe on Oct 20, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if it’s good enough for Courtney Cox, it’s good enough for me.
by paleodan on Oct 20, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry, but David Arquette is not good enough for me.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go rent "The Runner"
one of the worst movies ever made but features a quality scene where the main guy is taking Courtney Cox on a date and while driving starts screaming “I’M SHITTING! I’M SHITTING!” and then actually shits his pants. He thinks his chances with Ms Cox are done but no! She gives him a teddy bear with a diaper on it. They get married. Just awful.
Still, the wife and I fondly remember that scene for its randomness, horribleness and general lameness
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a plot precis like that, who could resist?
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who thinks up stuff like this? Seriously!
“Hmmmm, first date… how will make an impression on her that will be convincing and reason to subsequently marry him? Hmmmmm, chivalrous act? Nooooo, hmmmmm. Saves her from thug and she falls for him? No, been done too many times. Somethinggggggg unique…hey Joe, what are you watching?”
“A German scheisse film”
“Really? Scheisse, scheisse…yes, could be interesting…YES! That’s it! He’ll shit himself and she’ll fall for him because he’s so cute and cuddly and needs someone to look after him!”
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that not how Courtney Cox fell for David Arquette?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best scheisse is German scheisse.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, when I posted that Courtney Cox comment late last night, I did not expect the thread to end like this.
by paleodan on Oct 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
What, you thought Courtney Cox scheisse is better than German scheisse??? No way, man.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, in every way, saw that one coming.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what…ahh, never mind.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
………………go on
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, my children were cute and cuddly as infants, and we tolerated them befouling their diapers because they couldn’t help themselves. You could say the same for geriatrics I suppose. But anywhere in the midst of the enormous age range between, who would think that incontinence wouldn’t be an automatic fail?
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone's bitter
Twist hasn’t been loved in a while it seems
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 12:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like Twist needs a Cougar.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Oct 20, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone call
Teri Hatcher . . .STAT!

by LeonPowe on Oct 20, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think she needs a brush, looks good there.
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Airbrushed in real life with a little restorative work, perhaps. And why not, it’s not like she’s making dough on her thespian skills.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no rules about performance enhancing drugs in
entertainment. She’s a veteran, like Ronnie Lott when he was with the Raiders, still bringing the lumber on every play….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Oct 20, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you implying that my fellow alumni are prone to using inappropriate substances to prolong their playing careers?
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not just your fellow alums.
but not so much that, as Teri’s still work’n it and she’s older than I am.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Oct 20, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(google) damn, she’s 46? Don’t know what else to say, but dayum.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s funny, I’m always posing like that besides my pool. She must have dropped her wallet in the deep end again, and is now looking around for that long net thing to fish it out with.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$tanfurd Football ad on the CGB!!!
So I open up the DBD, and what do I see? A $tanfurd football advertisement.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com
by HydroTech on Oct 20, 2009 1:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s just wrong, which is why I block ads.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Maybe if Stanfurd had any fans who cared to start a blog, their Athletic Department would advertise on their blog instead of having to resort to ours.
As it is, I hate looking at the ad, but I’ll gladly take Stanfurd’s money and donate it to the Cal Band.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JESUS!
WTF.
You know what pisses me off like crazy? My DVR keeps recording all the sporting events for California PA. I have no idea how so many of their games get televised. Their students call their school, “Cal”… their logo is a script “Cal” in red… and they do the fucking “Big C” hand sign too.
It’s driving me insane… I want to kill my TV.

by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is a Mennonite blacksmith their mascot??
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your radar is off. Looks more like a Hittite to me.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MENNONITES THAN ME?!?!
Look, danzig, you might know a lot about a lot of unimportant things. Technology. Women. Robot Women. But that doesn’t mean shit in comparison to Mennonites. And I’m the Mennonite master.
So, don’t come in here with your “I just invented a new planet” smirk and your “I engage in sexual relations with members of the opposite sex quite often” eyes and start trying to lecture me on Mennonites.
PS Did you really invent a new planet?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I engage in sexual relations with members of the opposite sex quite often
What are those tenth and eleventh words?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this DBD going to devolve into another Mennonite/Hittite flame war?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the sort of devolution I was first anticipating this DBD taking, I’ll admit.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, since danzig refuses to fight me. Let’s do this thing! mano a hebrano!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paging CALumbus Bear...
Their logo looks very script-like. BOOM, infringement?!?
;-)
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear “Vulcans”: you are hereby ordered to cease and desist in your pathetic and offensive attempt to infringe on the goodwill associated with the awesomeness that is the real Cal. In order to use this name, you must meet the following criteria: (1) not be from a shitty school; (2) actually be from an awesome school; and (3) hate all things red. You have failed in each and every regard. Infringement of awesome intellectual property is a seriuos matter and may result in litigation and penalties to the greater of actual or statutory damages. Your prompt attention to this matter is expected. Please reply to CGB within seven (7) days or further action will be taken.
Most sincerely,
The One and Only Cal
P.S. Sorry about the shitty school comment, but c’mon, y’know
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Motion to upgrade Ultra Supreme Court Justice CALumbus Bear
to Super Mega Ultra Supreme Court Justice CALumbus Bear.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motion granted
Can I do that?
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll allow it.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Granted. Wait, I thought I was Self Appointed Chief Ultra Justice CALumbus Bear? I knew I should have had a nameplate made immediately.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motion Denied.
Can I do that?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. Costs assessed against Twist.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COSTS ASSESSED AGAINST YOU.
BURN!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURN!
Overruled
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN’T OVERRULE A BURN!??!!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot to assess costs against Twist.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s rong
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Tepper apparently hurt in practice
MoragaBear says it isn’t so bad though.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 1:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was rumors of some injury on Saturday
by turkey on Oct 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh? Strange we didn’t hear about it until now.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looked fine walking through campus today
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glenn Dickey still high on Bears
There isn’t a team left on the schedule the Bears couldn’t beat. That’s not the same as saying they will. A more reasonable assumption would be that they’ll win four of the six, giving them an 8-4 record and perhaps putting them in the Emerald Bowl again. Ten years ago, Cal backers would have been ecstatic over that, but in the Tedford era, that kind of record is disappointing.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 2:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A very reasonable take on the situation.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be pretty happy with that outcome and excited to go back to the Emerald Bowl. That was a lot of fun and basically an extra home game. If we aren’t going to the Rose Bowl, I prefer the Vegas or Emerald Bowls. Those are the funnest in my opinion.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, the Holiday Bowl is totally funner!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that’s just like your opinion, man.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been to SD a million times to visit my dad that I’m over the scene. Plus, I’m not as into Sea World as you are.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vegas isn’t my scene, really. It’s just not. Another home game is cool though, I guess.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you’ll feel different after your 21st birthday or your first marlboro.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you’re mistaking me for rollonubears.
I’d prefer a dive bar with cheap beer, or a brewery with some tasty microbrew to high-end clubs and cheesy theme restaurants. Don’t care for the shopping, and I’m not much of a gambler. Never been to a Vegas show; perhaps they’re fun.
Good cigars and smokey scotch are nice every once in a while; I can’t stand the smell of cigarettes.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smokey scotchy scotch scotchy scotch scotch!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCOTCH ASSESSED AGAINST ME
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURN!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i make joke?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What part of open drinks on the strip does not appeal to you?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly the “strip” part.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t like the nakid ladies?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong kind of strip, son.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. I’m not rollonubears.
I hated going to Las Vegas because I usually went with my parents and family friends and I usually got the job of babysitting my brother and his friends. It sucked.
However I’m looking forward to going there with my friends in February. They were all planning on going during the Thanksgiving break but since there are three of us (including myself) that are not 21 in November we delayed it. It’s going to be awesome. 4 days of Las Vegas bliss.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you too will understand why Las Vegas is amazing.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? Is it too overwhelming? Or am I just too eaisly distracted by shiny objects?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not overwhelming, just not interesting. Monuments to excess don’t generally excite me (at least those less than 200 years old or something), and while the spectacle is impressive, it’s not somewhere I particularly like spending my time. I give Las Vegas a big ‘meh’.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Monuments to excess don’t generally excite me
Thats not what you said last time you saw me shirtless.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s right. I said “Damn, Twist, take off that sweater!”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve won this round, Ragnarok.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he’s suggesting that you’re over 200 years old.
Go Bruins!
by Harsha on Oct 20, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must be quite the Cougar, then!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m very disappointed in you.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cut me deep, Rishi. You cut me deep.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re a frat boy and ride a motorcycle! How can you not like Vegas?!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being a “frat boy” means very little…as has been pointed out before, there are about a dozen ex-frat guys at CGB, all of whom are less fratty than you.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How am I fratty?!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A shorter list would be how aren’t you.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That lists starts with me not taking advantage of intoxicated women.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like #4,000,000 on “Stereotypical Frat Guys.”
Unless you go to Florida State.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t mean rape — I mean, in general.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[raised eyebrow]
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t that the frat stereotype? Get girls drunk to hook up with them?
I don’t do that.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Twist and Rags both seem a little rapey to me. and that Yellow Fever guy? I mean, come on.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See above.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See what above? Even if one were to assume that frat guys do take advantage of intoxicated girls, how does that make us fratty? Unless that’s what you’re accusing us of, which is pretty hilarious.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, I said that it’s a frat boy stereotype which I don’t fit…
Why are you so defensive?!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but my point was that you are frattier than Rags, hence your statement that he should like Vegas because of whatever doesn’t make sense.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although, speaking of rapey:

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INTELLIGENT HIGH LEVEL FOOTBALL DISCUSSION
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re the typical fratboy. Except you’re vegetarian and not white.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoying single life and drinking a lot is grounds for being a typical fratboy?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s your definition of frattiness? I can’t think of a possible definition that you don’t fit better than any of us actual frat guys here.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"us actual frat guys"?!
Ah ha! Now it makes sense when you defend fratboys!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not defending frat guys, I’m merely pointing out that you’re much frattier than us.
You talk incessantly about putting on axe and going to clubs and drinking “top shelf” long islands and hitting on girls.
I spent last Saturday night playing computer games, and I’m pretty sure Twist and Rags weren’t at the club getting wasted with the bros either. Hence my original statement that you are frattier than us.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You talk incessantly about putting on axe
The rest may be true, but I do not use axe!
Anyway, we should probably stop this discussion before Twistian lowers the boom on us and before Spazzy gets his panties in a bunch.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that happened, like, two months ago.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twistian lowering the boom, Spazzy getting his panties in a bunch, or me talkign incessantly about putting on axe?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the last time, no you do not.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INTELLIGENT HIGH LEVEL FOOTBALL DISCUSSION
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spazzy wears panties?!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He posted pictures last week.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or…wait, no pics, NO PICS!!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spazzy is a male cougar
Does that even exist? Oh wait that’s called ped… Twist!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INTELLIGENT HIGH LEVEL FOOTBALL DISCUSSION
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Said the kettle to the stove!
BURN!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[shocked face]
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, after the win at UCLA, I was at a club having tequila shots of celebration with my friends.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget the name — I wasn’t really leading our group. Somewhere in downtown Pasadena.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda of a weird mixture. Upstairs was pretty much a bar, downstairs was more club-like. You’d probably call it a bar.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 23, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I want to know now so I can go.
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 23, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s just being young and single.
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, no one here did that when they were my age.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 21, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do and will. I will continue your legacy!
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 23, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think you could make me want for a day when your slapfight discussions were about politics.
But we’re no longer in Kansas anymore, Todo.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You realise there’s no “slapfight” here, right?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY YOU!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love a good (low stakes) poker game with my friends, but that’s more about the drinks and cigars than it is about the gambling. Are there any good microbrews in Las Vegas. A motorcycle ride out on the open highways sounds great; up the strip to park at the Harley-Davidson-themed restaurant (which I’ve eaten at, sadly) — not so much.
I’m also an EECS major who’s a huge dork and who would still play with his Magic : The Gathering cards if only he still had other friends who played. No matter how many cheap beers I shotgun or how awesome I look in my leather jacket (and I do look awesome), I’m still the kinda guy who uses words like ‘niché’ and ‘invective’ in everyday conversation (and who puts both accent marks when typing ‘résumé’).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re dead to me.
Also, do you really say “niché” as in, “to hang out” in everyday conversation?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My natural conversation is peppered with ridiculously obscure and esoteric words. If you read the prose I write for CGB, it’s pretty much the same level of discourse — I don’t try and insert ‘thesaurus words’ just to try and sounds as smart as HydroTech or as bizarre as TwistNHook.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also talk the way I write. Except louder and more obnoxiously.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody believes me when I tell them this. Then they meet Twist in person. And they know it to be true.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, Twist was nice and rather cordial when I met him.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t try and insert ‘thesaurus words’ just to try and sounds as smart as HydroTech or as bizarre as TwistNHook.
Not that it would work.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if you had to go to Vegas for a friend’s bachelor party, what would you do?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I rent you as a surrogate if that ever happens to me?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a good prostitute, I am ready and willing.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what she said
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…. That was the point…….
….
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If humor was a class, royrules would not be getting a passing grade.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d totally be up for almost anything for a friend’s bachelor party. And I’d probably have fun, too. But mostly because I was with friends.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we’ll make that happen.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see Vegas being like that. I’m a big blackjack fan tho, so it was great going from the casino to the game to the party to the casino.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clever tie-in joke.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bowl is a bowl…. even Armed Forces bowl was a great time…
I mean, let’s say we go to Sun Bowl…. I’m sure there’s booze in El Paso
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i want to wear roses, not drink tequila! can’t you understand that one is intrinsically better than the other?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To Joe Kapp, they’re one and the same at this point.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people can’t drink tequila without Roses…. I feel sorry for them.
I’m just saying, unless it’s Rose Bowl…. then, a bowl is a bowl for fans sake
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fan are you talking about?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You get to see an extra game. You get to play in the postseason. That’s all.
I mean, why argue that Vegas or Emerald is better when statuswise we should be happier to go to Holiday or Sun.
My only point, is that no matter what bowl we end up in at this point, we will be happy that we are going bowling and we will have a good time.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree. If we’re not going to the Rose Bowl (which we’re not), I don’t particularly care if we go to the #2 or #4 bowl. The deciding factor for me would probably be location and whether I could make it to the game or not.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I wont be able to attend the game, I would propose that we should get into the greatest bowl available to face the biggest opponent and get the most hype.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, the school gets mo money the bowl we go to. ergo, better bowl = mo’ problems
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are dead to me.
Fuck Texas.
by CaliforniaBone on Oct 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you can BART to the Emerald Bowl. Or, I can. And it’s all Cal fans.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine just turned 35 and is currently single. The other day she got a message from a random Indian guy on Facebook asking her how it felt to officially be a cougar now. She thinks cougardom doesn’t start until 40 and is now depressed.
WTF??? Rishi? Royrules? Avinash? Which one of you fuckers sent that message?
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 6:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait until she turns 40 – the AARP starts sending out junior membership cards then.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not funny. Last spring I started getting REAL AARP membership cards – when I was still only 49! You all laugh, but someday those damn cards will start showing up in your mailboxes too, and then you’ll be sorry.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but for now, we will laugh!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do laugh! Thanks!!!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife got one of the starter cards because she turned 40 over the summer – fortunately she found that in the mail first and was already laughing so I was in the clear for ROFLing.
The only person I know who was psyched to get the 50-ish AARP card was my father in law because he started working those discounts hard. You could call him thrifty.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…she said as she shook her cane menacingly at the computer screen.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god I can make fun of you for another 30 years!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! In 30 years my generation will have bankrupted the country, used up all the social security, and destroyed the climate! Who’ll be laughing then, sonny?
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
By then, we’ll just fly our rocketships to the moon and leave your mess behind!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! In 30 years my frugal self would’ve saved enough money to live happily.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, in 30 years, I’ll still be too attractive to care.
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! In 30 years…oh man we’re screwed.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, it was YesWeCannon. I KNEW IT!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agree, I’ve been chortling over this for a couple of days now.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude 35? Ask her if she fought in WWII!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wish I wasn’t laughing, you little whippersnapper, but I am.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that World of Warcraft or something?
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
World of what? I’m guessing it’s “or something.”
by DC Trojan on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It very well may be. I have a bad feeling about that miracle midget and his merry band of blockers at the Coliseum tonight.
by DC Trojan on Oct 24, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, wait, wait, what’s your friend’s phone number?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more along the lines of the direction I was expecting this DBD to devolve in.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop talking about devolution. Why do you hate Darwin?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beardaphobia.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you prefer if I talked about de-creationist theory?
“And, lo, Twist created DBD, and he saw that it was good. Well, it was OK. Well, it was better than had no DBD been posted at all. Then Courtney Cox and German scheisse came up. And it only went downhill from there.”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGB is actually a compelling argument against evolution. Or intelligent design. Or really anything except God being really shitfaced when he created Cal fans.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear to know how much meth She was on when She created me.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She?
It’s They dammit!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please do not feed my god peanuts, thank you.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're all Devo!

Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more along the lines of the direction I was expecting this DBD to devolve in.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as an aside....
since i’m to old to be a cougar hunter, hope you youngsters wear your safety gear….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Oct 20, 2009 8:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay story time!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
carp's News & World Report
First, this DBD is flag’d for the worst cougar pics I’ve ever seen. I was expecting urbancougar.com pics, and I’m left with Sophie from the San Diego Zoo. Lovely.
All links SF Gate unless otherwise noted. Cal-related stories are in blockquotes.
80% of college grads move in with their folks. I don’t think I’d do that if I was in there situation leaving college. Of course, I’m so anal I had plan a), b), and c) lined up (in my mind at least) in a field where I know I could get a job. If all three failed, I’d probably roll up my sleeves and do something else.
Roz Savage, 40, rowed the Atlantic. Let that sink in for a minute.
Joe “I take Amtrak everyday” Biden is using Berkeley as a national model for a solar finance plan. I wonder if Ol’ Joe has heard the sweet smell and sounds of the generator-powered portable lights that Cal rolls in for night games.
Wall St giants are not supporting Dems (NYT). I can’t believe this is news!
Recycling: going from little waste to none (NYT).
What’s in Your Wallet: “Diverse” groups fund Taliban (NYT).
Must Read: Covering the Great Recession (The Big Picture)
In unshocking news, a Caltrain hit and killed a person on the tracks.
Q & A with Steely Dan (who still rock).
Bay Area architects win awards n stuff. So that’s why they charge so much.
The Prius gets a friend. Toyota is relasing the Sai, a larger hybrid-only sedan, in Japan. No global sales have been discussed. If it doesn’t work in the land of whale catchers, it won’t work here.
Haas School to offer green tech program.
The Energy Institute at Haas combines the efforts of several existing programs at the university, which has moved aggressively in recent years to expand its research and course offerings in alternative energy. The university announced the institute’s creation Monday.
“I think this really helps put forward to the world just how good Berkeley is in this space, and it helps attract students who are interested in clean tech,” said Catherine Wolfram, co-director of the new institute. “It also helps us grow.”
The institute melds pieces of the UC Energy Institute, known for its research into energy economics, and Haas’ Center for Energy and Environmental Innovation, which offers classes in topics such as energy-project financing. The new institute has a broad mission, from commercializing new technologies to teaching students how energy markets work.
“This is a strength that Haas really has,” said co-director Severin Borenstein. “In some ways, people would say it’s luck, because we were doing this when it wasn’t hot. … Now, we’re trying to solidify that in a way that’s more appealing to students and faculty.”
CoCo County sex crimes prosecuter indicted in rape case. “Do as I say, not as I do.”
Because They Pay Way, Way More: Scientist sells moon data to spooks.
Pfizer cuts, profits jump 26% Now keep using your Lipitor, Viagra, and Chantix!
Sports
Umm…Crabtree might be starting next weekend (SJ Merc).
Calogne thinks Cal might not be irrelevant yet (SF Examiner):
That answer won’t come for several weeks. Cal will host hapless Washington State this week, travel to Arizona State for Halloween, stay at home for battles with Oregon State and No. 22 Arizona, and people will still wonder just how good this team is. Even if the Bears go undefeated in those four games, they’ll be at 8-2 with question marks.
Even a victory over ranked Arizona won’t necessarily tell the world much. The Wildcats’ best victory of the season is a win against 6-1 Central Michigan to start the season.
So what does a Golden Bear have to do to regain a little respect? They’ll not only have to win their next four games, but they’ll have to punctuate those victories with wins at Stanford and at Washington—neither of which is a cakewalk. If Cal can do all of that, they’ll finish the season with a record of 10-2, 7-2 Pac-10, and will surely be no worse than third in the conference.
Goodman: Cal’s all about the highlight plays (Daily Cal):
It’s becoming clear that the offense of this year’s team is not one that wins with slow-moving, methodical scoring drives. It’s a talented offense with enormous potential, but it’s not one that works the ball downfield with gains in the short game.
Kawahara: Bears bonding (Daily Cal):
“We told Kevin before the game that we had his back no matter what,” tailback Shane Vereen said.
So Riley went out and showed his teammates that he had theirs as well. After Jahvid Best danced his way to the sideline on his 93-yard touchdown run, with one man to beat near midfield, there was Riley about 40 yards from the line of scrimmage, throwing the block to free him the rest of the way.
Asked about it later, Best said that seeing Riley in front of him didn’t surprise him at all. But it was representative of a game in which the Bears rotated multiple personnel groups to deal with the heat and received big contributions in every facet.
As coach Jeff Tedford said afterward, the biggest positive to come out of the 45-26 win was that it was a “team effort.”
“Our preparation the last two weeks was that we need to stick together,” Tedford said. “As naysayers and critics step up, the people in that locker room are the ones who believe in each other. I thought we did a nice job of playing hard for each other.”
Saturday showed that, more than schemes practiced or reps taken, rest had or psyches re-steeled, the most important thing to come out of Cal’s bye week may have been a team-wide revitalization of the concept of team.
“Throughout these couple weeks, we just bonded,” said receiver Marvin Jones, who caught two touchdowns. “We do things that involve more team.”
Bears play D with 10 guys twice…the latter of which resulted in a Bears TD (BWF):
Revolutionary? Possibly. Brilliant? Absolutely.
All joking aside though, I thought it was one of the most bizarre things I’ve seen in a while.
Having 10 players on the field isn’t unusual in college football. You see it penalized all the time. What is so unusual is that NO ONE caught it. Not the Bears players or coaches, nor anyone on the entire Bruins squad. None of the refs, none of the sideline judges, not even the guys in the replay booth.
And it was on two plays! At a critical point in the game! We scored on that last one!
In essence, people are paid to check for these things!
Unbelievable. It’s enough to make you think it might have been intentional.
Tedford: Bob, have you thought about only throwing ten guys out there?
Gregory: What you talking about Willis?
Tedford: You know, have one down where we play zone to fool them into thinking we’ll drop back again on 3rd down. Then, on the next play, only have 10 again in MAN defense this time, so that the QB THINKS that his tight end is wide open in the middle.
Gregory: Uh Huh,,,
Tedford: And we’ll have our linebacker hide and straight up Dwight Howard the pass after it’s released. It’ll be perfect!
Gregory: You’re crazy man. I like you, but…you’re crazy.
QnA with Best (Sporting News):
Q: You also scored on a 51-yard touchdown pass when you were in single coverage by a linebacker. What’s the key to that play?
JB: We’ve been running that play forever since I got to Cal. We wait for the opportunity where we have the matchup we want, and they tell me to go out there and outrun the guy.
Q: Do your eyes light up when you see a linebacker on you?
JB: Yes, they do.
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--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:32 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
wow, the extended addition of Carp’s News and World Report. Rec’d
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this new Director’s Cut.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a little snarky in there. It felt good. I left it all in the HTML box.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are Carp’s audio commentary available in the bonus features?
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you!
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In regards to Goodman’s piece, I wonder how many 2nd & 5’s Cal’s offense has had. That would imply a successful run for any other team in the country or a completed Riley short/mid range pass. It feels like a lot of 2nd and 10’s or worse…as a penalty, minimal (or negative) Best rushing attempt, or an incomplete pass occurs. The flipside, of course, is that Cal just ripped off a huge gain. My point (which lacks statistics): Cal doesn’t have a 3rd and 5 or less very often.
The solution: Vereen carries the rock on 1st and 10 or high % pass plays on 1st and 10?
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem to imply that all other things being equal Vereen is a better choice on first down than Best. Why do you believe this?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had to guess, it’s because defenses don’t yet fear Shane Vereen the way they do Jahvid Best.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had to guess, it’s because carp’s usual love affair with the back up continues.
“Oh, make sweet love to me, Sweeney! Hold me!”
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...but flag'd. So rong.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No…I don’t mean to come across as that dramatic.
Say Vereen gets 15 carries a game. I think a good use of V-man is to have 8 of those come on 1st down and the rest come on 3rd and 2’s or something like that.
Why?
I think we’re learning that everyone’s trying to stop # 4 and Best is a full speed/juke kind of guy.
Vereen seems patient, shifty at the right moment, waits for blocks, and gets positive yardage. My guess is his YPC has a smaller standard deviation than Best’s by several fold.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My guess is his YPC has a smaller standard deviation than Best’s by several fold.
Guess who started writing a fanpost on that very topic last night?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a CGBer who’s deathly afraid of Tom Holmoe?
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Fredrickson?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, TFred’s fanpost will be “50 yard-line girls I have known”.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Cal ever been a methodical, march-down-the-field type team? Even during their better years like 2006, I remember them usually scoring on 4-6 play drives, with one play usually netting at least 20 yards.
Back to your point, I don’t remember many 3 and 5’s or less, and I think the reason is the opponents we have faced. We have played bad defenses in Maryland and Eastern Washington, and arguably the 3 top Pac-10 defenses. This has resulted in either no 3rd downs, or long 3rd downs.
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know but I think your 2nd paragraph theory has a lot of merit.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
????
Having 10 players on the field isn’t unusual in college football. You see it penalized all the time.
It’s not illegal to play with 10, is it? Not advisable, certainly, but I didn’t think it was illegal.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is not a penalty as far as I know.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, to be fair, you are fairly stupid.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pot meetle kettle
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope the penalty is for 12 men on the field.
I wonder if it’s a penalty to play 12 women on the field? Or even 15 Twists?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The idea of 15 Twists on the field would strike fear into the heart of any defensive coordinator.
Look for Texas A&M to try it in a desperate effort to not get spanked by Texas.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But won’t he get flagged for use of improper equipment for wearing a double-breasted suit into play?
Or maybe the chest hair is protection enough
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think A&M’s defense might as well focus on being well dressed, because that’s the only kind of suiting up they’ll be doing after graduation.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A&M got beat 62-14 by Kansas State last week, so I think they might be open to trying anything at this point.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Honking count as an Illegal Touching penalty?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!
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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I believe the one in white to be Ike Diogu, just with his name misspelled.
Good at basketball, funny in a fight.
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by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s from a fight in Spain a couple of years ago. Whatever wag created this gif left out the one actual punch before they started waving their euro-manbags at one another.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKU0BogGAs&feature=player_embedded
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, it’s Ali-Frazier. I remember this part.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was “float like a butterfly, sting like a bee” not “flap like a butterfly, try not to pee.”
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I can certainly see why you find soccer so exhilarating.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? I can’t. It seems so boring and slow.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Shhh, Twist, he’s an $c guy. They love boring and slow so much, they made it a song.)
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAILED IT!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can’t hear it any longer. Why, you don’t enjoy that?
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re right, it can’t compete when it comes to big hits.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s becoming clear that the offense of this year’s team is not one that wins with slow-moving, methodical scoring drives. It’s a talented offense with enormous potential, but it’s not one that works the ball downfield with gains in the short game.
Yeah, it really sucked the way that Vereen interrupted that methodical game-opening drive (which started at our own 20) by having the gall to just go ahead and score from 42 yards out. I hope he got a talking to on the sideline from the coaching staff.
And then, when we were methodically marching all the way down to the brink of the red zone toward the end of the half, we really screwed up by throwing a pass to the end zone that Marvin Jones caught. That really sucked, too. Because before then, we were so methodical, and that play just ruined it like fuck.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if those two plays hadn’t worked, and Cal had punted instead? Relying on a 40/50 yard run or pass play to work is a little risky, don’t you think?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, too, am upset by success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, remember that time that some people on CGB had some constructive criticism of how Cal played in the Minnesota game, and pointed out that those mistakes would be harder to get away with against Oregon and USC?
And you and everyone else made comments similar to the one above.
What happened against Oregon and USC again?
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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Debating football with Twist is like debating foreign policy with a bear with chainsaws.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I should be running away as fast as possible right now?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, if you feel you can handle him…

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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if those two plays hadn’t worked, but a giant bear with chainsaws murdered the UCLA team, so Cal won 1,000,000-0? Relying on a giant bear with chainsaws is a little risky, don’t you think?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m just not buying into the “we rely too much on the big play” school of thought. The plays I describe above weren’t even on third downs. Vereen’s run was a “methodical” call on 2nd and 4 and the pass to Jones was on a 1st down – a reasonable playcall that was well executed.
And look at our other big plays. The 51-yard pass to Best was on a 1st and 10. What are we going to do: not call that there because we want to be “methodical”? We happened to get the perfect call for the defense that Ucla was in. And the 93 yard run: that was on a 2nd and 11. I don’t think we were trying to hit a home run there, much less counting on hitting one, at that part of the field.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not saying that we shouldn’t call big plays – I’m saying that we can’t rely SOLELY on big plays, because we are bound to sometimes find ourselves in situations where we need to convert a 3rd and 2 or a 4th and 1 or whatever.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we’re basically in agreement. My point is just that I don’t think you can look at our “big plays” in the Ucla game and say that we’re too reliant on “big plays.” We just happened to turn quite a few into big plays.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you explain to me how a team can rely solely on big plays? Is it that they just throw downfield on every play? Cal’s playcalling is a creative mixture of some big plays with your standards attempts at solid gains. Just because sometimes those solid gains become HUGE due to great execution doesn’t mean we RELY solely upon THEM.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what you described sounds like my strategy in ncaa football: videogame edition
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope Tedford goes to the Never Kick Ever offense.
BTW, I love when you really confuse the announcers doing that. “And its 4th and 10 on Cal’s own 14 and they are going for it??? You really have to question this decision here. There is literally no upside to this.”
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they also get pissed when you continuously run PA plays late in the 4th to run up the score.
“Run the ball! Run the clock out? What is he thinking?!”
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing gives me greater happiness than to anger video John Madden.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The comment I never understood
So you’re up 40 points in the Q4 with one minute left and you pass
“I don’t know why they’re passing… normally, you’d expect to see a run in this situation”
“But that may be exactly why they’re passing… you have to complete the pass to keep the clock moving”
WA?T
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The comment I don’t get is on the odd occasions when I do “Ask Corso” he says “AARP says..”.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The big plays working was a necessary condition for us winning the game. If any of those plays had not been successful, there is a significant chance we wouldn’t have won the game, given our inability to drive down the field.
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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I don’t necessarily see the evidence that we would NOT have been able to march down the field were the big plays to not have worked.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough. I’ll take a look at the play by play and see if I can come up with anything.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean its kinda like Vereen rushes for a 40 yard TD, thats great. But you cant really intend a “Big Play” run. It just happens due to great execution. And just because he did that doesnt mean that if the run had been 10 yards, we woulda stalled.
The only way I could see us relying on the Big Play is if we just heaved the ball repeatedly down the field Raiders style.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn’t necessarily mean that we would have stalled; the only reason I think we would have stalled otherwise is that we did on so many of the other drives.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If any of those plays had not been successful, there is a significant chance we wouldn’t have won the game
Wouldn’t that be true of any successful play, from a 7 yard 1st down run to a 70 yard 3rd down completion? Your theory of relying on the big play assumes that we fail at the “successful, non-big play.” I don’t think that’s accurate.
I think in Cal’s 4 wins, Cal has successfully ran ‘big’ plays and non-big plays. Take, for example, Cal’s first TD drive against Maryland, a relatively methodical drive. In Cal’s two losses, pretty much every play was unsuccessful – big or small.
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by norcalnick on Oct 20, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I think the issue here is that Cal’s standard attempts at solid gains don’t seem to work with the consistency that you want from those sorts of plays. The big plays make up for this deficiency, but only as long as they work. It’s a sort of “boom-or-bust” offense; perhaps “touchdown-or-punt” might be appropriate.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I absolutely loved the 40ish yard TD pass to Yones after Guyton’s bear paw cut Prince’s right hand down to the bone. Then Alualu rotisseried that bitch over an open flame right there on the 50.
Getting back to reality, it’s hard to find a fault with Ludwig’s playcalling in this last game. Very well done. Deep/risky passes are needed on 1st and 10 to keep the defense honest. However, if that falls incomplete/hits a cheerleader (did you see that! srsly!), it seems as if 2nd and 10 will feature an unsuccessful run play. Would the correct playcall in that situation be a short-mid range pass that doesn’t end in -een to afford a 3rd and short which could then be a 1st down run? If it fails, at least it was they were in an opportunity to succeed and not 3rd and a hundo.
Plus we could actually run a fake punt for once.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC'D
for language
TD pass to Yones after Guyton’s bear paw cut
Then Alualu rotisseried that bitch over an open flame right there on the 50.
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t recall a Tedford-coached team ever faking a punt. Ever.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did it once that I can remember
At Oregon State last year. Worrell Williams took direct snap. He was tackled short of the first down.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you remember how many yards he had to get? Using an ILB doesn’t exactly sound like the fastest guy on the team…although Williams did have a couple of very nice returns off of turnovers.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strictly from memory, I think it was a 4th and 4 and we were at about OSU’s 40 to 45 yard line. Williams didn’t even get close enough for a measurement.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s right, we did. I had totally blocked that game from my memory.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think my son was conceived the evening following that game. True story.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can only hope that my future children will have such interesting conception stories to embarrass them with the first time they bring home dates.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a horrible story to tell a kid. Who wants to hear that they were born out of sympathy sex?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry, in what world is what you just posted considered a reasonable, clever, witty, or otherwise useful response?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell whether you are joking or are genuinely angry. If it’s the latter, why don’t you take the next couple of plays off.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I am never angry.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are we being fair to you again?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I am fair to you?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don’t you take the next couple of plays off.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this your attempt to jumpstart a failed meme?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really should have listened to me.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took time off to eat lunch (mmm cheddar cheese and beer soup). What more do you want from me?!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given that you just had beer soup, I’m not sure there is anything more we could ever want from you.
Brav-WAIT FOR IT-O.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe you don’t drink alcohol. Simply insane
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insane, Lisa? Or implode?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like logically, sober Twist would be super serious and articulate.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sober Twist is inane Twist. Drunk Twist? head explodes
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are aware that the alcohol evaporates, right?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if you pour the beer into the completed soup.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then, that would just be stupid.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you’d be drinking beer! And soup!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot soup + cold beer in the same bowl?!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you should heat up the beer first. Or use gaspacho.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if you cook the beer, the alcohol evaporates!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’M TRYING TO COMPLEMENT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I need to be less subtle?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You two do complement each other very well.
Man, that was a total YWC line.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one. But making other people uncomfortable with intimate details is so much fun!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how were you conceived?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its either the night a Native American chief offered my Dad 200 horses for my Mom (which he thought about but refused apparently) or the night they had a huge fight about whether they should wash a frying pan or not but eventually made up. I’m not sure which.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the native american story true? Sounds like a porn plot
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently it was true. My parents were anthropologist types for quite a while. Supposedly my Dad and the Chief got wasted together one night and the Chief took a fancy to my blond haired, blue eyed Mom. The offer was made, Pops thought about it, was tempted, saw the dirty look Mom was giving him and “reluctantly” turned him down.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 21, 2009 5:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually haven’t heard that story. I just heard the one a few weeks later, where my mom was worriedly asking her sister how she should break the news to my dad that the birth control failed.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
……………………………….don’t go on.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was either that night or the night before, iirc.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What part of don’t go on was so confusing to you?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably the whole “don’t” part. Which, if you think about it, is why carp jr. is here in the first place.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BURN!
PS CalumbusBear dont overrule this Burn, please.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll allow it, as I am benevolent and fair in my bias against Twist.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking twistophobes….
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did you find that picture of me?
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Word of advice, Mr. NHook: when the judge rules in your favor, say “thank you, your honor,” and sit down. Don’t argue with the judge that you won on the wrong grounds.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess since I’ve never had a judge rule in my favor I am a bit new to these things.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
Actually the mrs. had some coloful commentary when I threatened BC methods.
You guys will know if your mates ever think your DNA is worth injecting into another human lol.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
carp for special teams coach?
I think my onside kick:deep kick ratio would be about 1.5:1. It’s not like they don’t already start with great field position…and Cal might even recover a few if one were to put Best, Vereen, Yones, Ezeff, Kendricks, Boateng, the Party Yacht, Carlee, Hagan, SQT, the Great White Hope, and Tepper (just cuz we can, bitches!) on the “hands” team. Then the teams would have to plan for it, and then we could kick it deep. It’s like the play action.
If one were to kick it out of bounds ~ 40-45 yard line, does the penalty award the opposing team with the ball at their 40? They must have rules around that.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If one were to kick it out of bounds ~ 40-45 yard line, does the penalty award the opposing team with the ball at their 40? They must have rules around that.
I believe the penalty is receiving team possession at the spot that the ball went OB or the receiving team’s 40 yard line, whichever is more favorable for the receiving team.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The penalty is actually 30 yards from where the ball is kicked, so after a safety, an out-of-bounds kick would be placed on the 50, and after an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, the kicking team’s own 45.
I think the receiving team could decline the penalty in the case of an onside kick going out of bounds, however.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlee can be on my hands team any day.
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LoL
I was expecting urbancougar.com pics, and I’m left with Sophie from the San Diego Zoo. Lovely.
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
danzig, what on Earth happened?
OREGON beat Furd in volleyball???
The last time Stanford lost to Oregon, Denny Green was in his first season as Stanford’s football coach, the Cardinal baseball team was fresh off its second consecutive national championship, the San Francisco Giants still hadn’t won a National League pennant in 27 years and Loma Prieta was just a spot on the map.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
... first win since 1989 or something
As hard as I tried, I couldn’t get this game on stream. I have no idea how this could happen. I was surprised at how easy Oregon beat us but was really surprised that they outlasted Stanford in five…. they never beat Stanford. The Ducks win over the Furd will knock us down in the rankings and our RPI b/c Stanford was one of our signature wins.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I guess UCLA is the best team in the conference?
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. We’re better than UCLA. They dropped games to Fullerton, Long Beach and the SunDevils. Our loss to them was a fluke and I’m positive we’ll take them in four when they come to Haas. I’d say it’s a tie right now between Washington and Stanford for the head of the conf… they’re equally matched. Washington has the best record, but STanford beat them head to head.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, 3rd place isn’t so bad.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bryan Anger gets help from his high school coach
Clearly his special teams coach at Cal can’t really help him. Anyone know his name?
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FREDRICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSON!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Alamar.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If T-fizzle keeps Alamar…again…well…it will always give us an excuse.
That and I want Kai Forbath’s DNA so I can clone him real quick (brb). He made like 14 field goals and kicked 6 balls out of the back of the end zone.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Locke was handling KOs for UCLA now?
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by GBB4188 on Oct 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. We’ll clone him too.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t USC get in trouble for coaching help when he was on the team?
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently there are lots of Furd ads going on TV
Jim Harbaugh is imploring Cardinal fans to buy more tickets because the team “Needs. Our Support.” What would you suggest to Harbaugh to help his team sell tickets?
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t have your whole team move in slo-mo during the Big Games.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can’t help it, it’s the Schembechler way.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make a friggin bowl game for the first time in 8 years?
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by norcalnick on Oct 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLAvhE4a_hI
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 8:50 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aI6EAsKvgg&feature=related
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone get declared Sanchez?

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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 9:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That must be a typo, ESPN told me he’s the next Joe Namath.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And with their track record of accurate predictions, this is beyond shocking!
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was in DJ Gallo’s piece, but they said he’s trying to follow the Joe Namath Model:
1) Be really hyped up
2) Win a superbowl
3) Throw a ton of interceptions.
But clearly, Sanchez skipped step two and moved straight onto step three.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steps to creating Islam:
1) Destroy idols
2) Convince locals that Christianity is wrong
3) ???
4) Prophet!
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
5 ints and still had to get to OT for the win. Did Lynch drive the golf cart again?
by turkey on Oct 20, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF? Story from the NBA
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/10/18/knicks.ejection.ap/index.html
The New York Knicks’ 106-91 victory over the Euroleague team featured a bizarre delay in the third quarter when the visiting coach refused to leave after he was ejected.
The game was halted about 8 minutes when Pini Gershon continued to linger near Maccabi’s bench — a delay that included a rabbi trying to intervene by asking the NBA’s replacement referees calling the game to allow Gershon to stay.
“I explained that this is not a regular game and the kids are watching and (it’s) important that there will be peace and forgive him,” Rabbi Yitchak Dovid Grossman said of his discussions with the officials. “If you forgive him, I can speak to the children and say, ‘You also forgive. If you have a fight, you forgive.’ But he says this is the law, that you must obey.”
This could be an old story but I just found it, and its new to me.
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the greatest joke mine I’ve ever seen in my life. We need to grab shovels and grow 1850 Prospector-style mustaches and GET TO WORK!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Anderson with a game-winner
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/viewcast/2009/10/19/27793_viewcast_recap.html
CHICAGO Ryan Anderson ’s 3-pointer in the final minute put Orlando ahead for good and Dwight Howard scored 18 points as the Magic remained unbeaten in the preseason with a 101-98 victory over the Chicago Bulls on Monday night.
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And yellow fever thought the tragedy was losing Vince!
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey also had a key jump ball to secure the game, up two with 4 seconds to play… and a key steal to seal it with 2 seconds left. He was the MVP of that game.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you toads ignored my Mennonite throw down. I WILL CRUSH YOU AND THEN HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN WITH YOUR WOMEN!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You threw down? Sorry, I didn’t notice. Try making more noise next time.
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote it in all caps. What more do you want?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, DANZIG?? I’M JUST ONE MAN. ONE UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE AND INCOMPREHENSIBLY HILARIOUS MAN!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Checking out the Pac-10 stats
Pac-10 stats through Saturday’s games
Some highlights (or in some cases, lowlights):
In Pac-10 team stats. Cal is…
- 1st in scoring (32.8 ppg)
- 3rd in rushing offense (200 ypg, 2 ypg behind UO and 1 ypg behind stanfurd)
- 6th in scoring defense (23.2 ppg)
- 6th in rushing defense (122.8 ypg)
- 4th in total offense (408.7 ypg, behind Arizona, USC, and stanfurd)
- 7th in total defense (374.8 ypg)
- 9th (!) in net punting (36.0 yds)
- 2nd in turnover margin (+8; ASU is +9)
- T2nd in sacks (18; SC leads with 26)
(NOTE: WSU has allowed a mind-boggling 30 sacks this year.) - 1st in penalties (meaning fewest — number and yardage; we’ve committed 10 fewer than the next closest and been penalized 5 fewer ypg than the next closest on yards)
- 7th in kickoff coverage
- 8th in red zone offense (81% scoring)
- 10th in red zone defense (94.4% opp scoring); but note that we give up TDs less than 50% of time
(Interesting: The best red zone defense in conference is…wait for it… WSU!)
Notable individual stats: - Best is 3rd in rushing (behind Gerhart and Quizz) and 2nd in scoring (behind Quizz)
- Mohammed is tied for conference lead in tackles (50)
- Riley is 5th in passing efficiency (129.9) and 7th in passing yards per game (204.2 ypg)
- Vereen is 4th in all purpose yardage (148.3 ypg); Best is 7th (127.2 ypg)
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Oct 20, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
(Interesting: The best red zone defense in conference is…wait for it… WSU!)
Well yeah, no one puts together drives against Wazzu… You score from 60 yds out every time, you’re bound to have a solid red zone D %
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Oct 20, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think Saturday’s game will be a good showing of “A Methodical Cal offense” by the famed playwright H. Andrew von Ludwig
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Red Zone D should be a points/trip metric.
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by GBB4188 on Oct 20, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to read this DBD at work
So much potential to be awesome and so much potential to be disastrous
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just like windows 7
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except Win 7 IS awesome
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are a cal fan
no counting of the chickens until they hatch.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It already hatched/released
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, did anyone who was at the UCLA game see this?
–It was kind of a surreal scene when the game ended. After shaking hands, Cal’s players rushed over to the section of seats at the Rose Bowl where Cal fans were and started celebrating with them. At the same time, UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel grabbed the on-field mike and made a speech to the fans, assuring them his team will not get down and keep fighting. Only problem was the Bears fans were making so much noise, I’m not sure how many UCLA fans could actually hear what Neuheisel was saying.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
were there any UCLA fans left, or was he just trying to tell Mrs. Neuheisel that he wanted chicken fingers for dinner.
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by carp on Oct 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was talking to nobody, or a few people’s backs as they left. It was directed at the student section. The speech was happening while I took this picture:

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. You took this picture after the interception. By the time Neweasel was giving a speech, we were chest bumping behind the band.
by CaliforniaBone on Oct 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a new and inventive way to honk somebody.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 21, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was pretty weird. We were all celebrating…. then this strange voice comes on to tell us that fUCLA was okay. This led to people around me generally ignoring it, as well as most of the fUCLA fans, who left in the 7th inning to beat the traffic.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Hello. This is God. UCLA sucks. That is all.”
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I remember that. I actually remember Karl Dorrell doing the same thing, but (of course), after a miraculous UCLA victory. It’s a little odd, especially when most everyone is already in the parking lot.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
miraculous UCLA victory
No need to be redundant now.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t hear a thing. CAL section was hella mad crazy insane loud!
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NCAA looking at allowing players to play with professionals so long as the players themselves remain uncompensated (beyond normal living expenses).
Momentum is building to allow coaches in most NCAA sports to recruit some athletes from professional teams, according to the head of an NCAA committee that has proposed the major rule change.
Michael Rogers, chair of the NCAA Division I Amateurism Cabinet, told ESPN that coaches associations have lined up behind his group’s recommendation to open college sports to prospects who come up through clubs that include professional athletes, but didn’t receive salaries.
It is a move shaped, in part, by the influx of foreigners into college athletic programs.
Currently, athletes can jeopardize their amateur eligibility by merely playing alongside a teammate who received “more than actual and necessary expenses” from that club.
“One athlete professionalizes all of his teammates,” said Rogers, a Baylor law school professor. “There’s a growing consensus that there is an unfair standard. It needs to be changed, and that’s what we’re trying to accomplish this year.”Also some notes on Cal Volleyball star Hana Cutura:
Liskevych notes that elsewhere in the Pacific-10 Conference, University of California senior Hana Cutura played at a higher level in Europe. Before leading the Bears to the Final Four in 2007 and the Elite Eight last year, Cutura was a member of Zagreb Mladost, which won the national title in Croatia in 2006 and advanced to the Champions League, a circuit for the top club teams on the continent with major sponsors and television coverage. Her coach at Mladost, Nenad Komadina, told “E:60” that while Cutura was too young to draw a salary, some of her teammates made as much as $30,000 a year.
Cal officials cleared her to play in 2006 after receiving a letter signed by two Mladost officials — neither of them Komadina — stating that no member made more than living expenses. Cutura told “E:60” that she knew that one teammate who had been imported from the Ukraine expected to get paid, but Cutura said, “I honestly didn’t care or ask” if she did.
The NCAA declined to address Cutura’s case with “E:60.” A Cal spokesman said there has been no NCAA investigation into the star outside hitter.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m against this. Either you’re an amateur or you’re not.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So playing with professionals while not making any money yourself makes you also a professional? Thats absurd.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That part I’m not concerned with.
It’s making sure that this isn’t abused is the tough part.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Gottlieb (whose brother is a Cal assistant) likes Monty’s style:
California
Mike Montgomery had an immense amount of success at Stanford and already has Cal among the Pac-10’s best. How did he turn the Golden Bears from a ninth-place team to an NCAA-tournament team and now a preseason top-15 team? Montgomery runs only sets in the half-court and allows his team to run on missed shots only. In fact, Monty tells his players that if they stop the opposition, they can play their way, but if they allow a basket, they play his way. It has worked. His philosophy and coaching tree spreads to Nevada, Georgia, Utah State, Old Dominion, Portland, LSU and Montana. There aren’t any Monty connections, but Iowa State runs a similar system.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about your Golden State Warriors?
Too soon?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread needs the original list of CougCentre Activities
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Update
San Francisco Soup Company (which are as prevalent here as Starbucks) is serving their awesomely awesome Cheddar Cheese and Beer soup today.
For anyone in SF who hasn’t tried this soup, highly highly recommend it.
In fact, I’m getting hungry thinking about it.
HURRY UP AND CLOSE, DAMN STOCK MARKET
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bilas sees the Pac-10 as being the worst of the “Big Six” conferences this year:
6. Pac-10
The best teams in the league will be Washington, Cal, UCLA, Oregon State, Washington State and Oregon. Stanford and Arizona have a chance to crack that upper division, but the Pac-10 will not be as strong overall as it has been. How could it? The conference has been in the Green Room of the NBA draft for the past two years, and this season is a restocking of the shelves. Youth brings question marks, and there are a lot of questions to answer beyond the top few teams.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washington, Cal, UCLA, Oregon State, Washington State and Oregon.
Yup, Washington State will be amongst the best teams (????!?!?!?!?!) but USC will not.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s talking about basketball…
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, not for the lone mention of “NBA” in that quoted comment (which I glanced over), it could just be horrendously misinformed write-up of football.
Damnit, I’m embarassed. Let us never speak of this incident again.
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it’s any consolation I had finished the quote before I realized it was abut basketball.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, I thought the “Jay Bilas” at the top would have been more obvious. Next time, I’ll be more clear.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t follow basketball at all. So the fact that this Jay Bilas character is apparently a basketball writer wouldn’t have tipped me off.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All my college basketball information I get from either here or the Forde Yard Dash
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, this is college basketbal……..
Damnit, we really need a delete button :( :( :(
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by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
trenchant analysis
He could just said “USC and Arizona State look to struggle this year, as might Stanford and Arizona. After several years of star underclassmen declaring early, the conference is largely inexperienced.” Think of all the trees he would have saved.
jh
by Jake88 on Oct 20, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTFO, Dumpster Muffin
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because anyone who uses a trees-related metaphor is a crazed hippie lacking in sanity and personal hygiene.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET OFF MY BLOG, DUMPSTER MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she’s like an 8 at Cal.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's basically right
There are a whole bunch of schools with severely unbalanced recruiting classes. Almost everyone on Arizona, UCLA, WSU and Oregon is a freshman or a sophomore.
Any of those teams could be awesome or horrible this season, but horrible is more likely.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
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by PaulThomas on Oct 20, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jahvid’s on the front page of ESPN right now.
by rjnarayen on Oct 20, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Bust (13) of the half-year is:
A. Ole Miss. Started the season ranked eighth in the AP poll. Currently 4-2 overall, 1-2 in the SEC and not in the BCS standings.
B. Florida State. Started the season ranked 18th in the AP poll. Currently 2-4 overall, 0-3 in the ACC and not in the BCS standings.
C. California. Started the season ranked 12th in the AP poll. Currently 4-2 overall, 1-2 in the Pac-10 and not in the BCS standings.
Dash answer: C. The Golden Bears’ two league losses were by a combined 72-6.
I guess that’s it then. Doesn’t matter what we do from this point on. Even if we’re 10-2 at the end of the year, ESPN will say, “but they lost two games 72-6”.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 20, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rest of the conference comes off well, though.
The Overachieving Conference (9) of the half-year is:
A. Southeastern. There have been some disappointments (Georgia, Ole Miss), but some surprises as well (South Carolina, Auburn, Alabama at No. 2).
B. Pac-10. Once again, the only team that can beat USC resides within the league. Oregon has righted its ship impressively after an opening debacle. Arizona has done well against a rigorous schedule. Stanford is respectable. UCLA won at Tennessee. Washington is up off the deck at last.
C. Big East. Who had Cincinnati in the top five in the preseason? Who figured on South Florida losing its four-year starting quarterback and winning at Florida State the next week? Who would qualify as a disappointment, other than possibly Rutgers?
Dash answer: B.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As does Jahvid Best
The Big-Play Running Back (36) of the half-year is:
A. Jahvid Best, California.
B. Ryan Williams, Virginia Tech.
C. Mark Ingram, Alabama.
Dash answer: All of the above. All three have 10 rushes of 20 yards or more (per ESPN Stats & Information).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But who leads in runs of 70 yards or more?
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But who leads in 93 yards or more?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pac-10 probably had the best OOC. Need to go back and crunch the numbers though.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did, check sagarin
STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS
by Thoroughbred on Oct 20, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is early, and their minds are fickle.
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it is any consolation, Forde is a hack
by Tedfordisgod on Oct 20, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, which sportswriter isn’t a hack?
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ted Miller?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d say HydroTech
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s cuz he’s a foodie.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Silver
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ding ding ding!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also Matt Hinton, even if stupid Yahoo! tells him he has to write about the perennial powers.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he responded to your e-mail?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Oct 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and he made me feel kind of bad, as he pointed out that Dr Saturday was never intended to be a SMQ equivalent. Then I remember he is paid to watch and write about college football and the guilt went away.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody should sue for mallpractice!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 21, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jahvid is currently on the front page of ESPN's website
Haven’t read the actual article yet
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS!
JAHVID IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF ESPN RIGHT NOW!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG, thanks, you were the firs to tell me, you’re the best!
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that is what I call an outlier
Our nation’s capital.
jh
by Jake88 on Oct 20, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes sense though – large poor population with low marriage levels and lots of unmarried young professionals, matched with relatively small concentrations of more stable 2-parent families.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So should I be concluding that there are more women than men? How else would you have a higher share of men be married than women in states where there’s not civil unions / gay marriage?
Thought it was interesting that median age at time of first marriage was a pretty close match to Electoral college red / blue status.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are more women than men. It’s about 52%/48% (give or take some trans-gender outliers).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women also live longer.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 20, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so they can enjoy the peace and quiet, I imagine.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and get freaky in the nursing home.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, once they take the dentures out, anything goes. Because that’s just smooooooooooth.
by DC Trojan on Oct 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at Georgia Tech it’s 2200 men:1 woman
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t CalTech like that too?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At CalTech it’s (student size of CalTech-5) men : 5 women
Yet I read somewhere that CalTech has the highest % of STDs and lowest % of virgins among California campuses
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not buying it. UCSB, anyone?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chico?
( this space for rent; contact management )
by GBB4188 on Oct 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STD St. It’s in the name.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking that’s total BS.
They have about 800 undergrads.
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by GBB4188 on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do they calculate the virgins? Is it in the application process?
by CaliforniaCMB on Oct 20, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They run a census
Question 1: Are you a student at Caltech?
Question 2: Are you a male?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 21, 2009 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you read that in The Onion or something? Because that’s the only way I can believe that.
Unless we need to add “Caltech Gay” into the English lexicon, but that’s just wrong.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 21, 2009 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No not the onion. I don’t believe it either but I definitely read it somewhere that wasn’t satirical.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 21, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given that it’s near impossible to find the amount of students with STDs and even more difficult to find out which ones are virgins, I completely doubt that.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha awesome
Oklahoma has the highest percentage of people married 3 or more times. 9% male, 10% female. Awesome! Stupid state.
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction Its Arkansas!
10% each- the stereotypes continue
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never been to Arkansas, tho I hear Little Rock’s a fine town. I’ve been to East Texas and, I presume, it’s quite similar.*
*Under no circumstances is it a good idea to drive east of Dallas to places like Nacogdoches, Texasarkana, Shreveport, etc. Just rent a chopper.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WSU is clearly doomed
Cal pretty much owns the entire concept of cougars. Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe that you, of all people, buy into the patriarchy’s sexist restriction of older women into little more than sexy toys for young men.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, have you missed the entire point. It’s the young men who are little more nothing but sexy toys for older women.
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, cougars buy us drinks.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I did a poor job of acknowledging women’s agencies.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Twist, apart from the lovely scenes shot on the Cal campus, what does anybody remember about this movie:
Is it the nerdy Dustin Hoffman character, wandering around aimlessly on Telegraph Ave and in Sproul Plaza?
Is it his bland girlfriend, who is only saved from terminal dullness by the fact that she is a Cal student?
Or is it the powerful and totally awesome Mrs. Robinson?
(And “plastic,” of course.)
by CalBear81 on Oct 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember the stripper with the pasties.
Also, the fact that he was WANDERING AROUND THE STANFORD CAMPUS, BUT THEY CALLED IT CAL!?!??!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she is on fire today.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who says Bear Insider can't have useful things.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ottawa Senators’ key chain attached to key to late-model mini-van
hahhaha
by danzig on Oct 20, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cougars did originate from Vancouver….
by turkey on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think that the wedding ring on/off doesn’t matter and that obvious plastic surgery occured recently.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The More You Know
On this Side of the Pond Cougars are Known as Yummy Mummies

by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BWNQ was NOT happy with Gregory's defensive strategy
That was as passive a defensive game plan as I’ve seen, against an offense that was begging for Cal to shut it down. Clearly, the plan was to take away the run and the deep ball and make UCLA dink and dunk their way up the field. While I don’t have a problem with that scheme per se, if you’re going to run it, you better have LBs and DBs who can close holes and cover ground quickly. This group just isn’t playing fast enough this season to do that. When that happens, the result can be a steady diet of 4-7 yard pass plays being completed with ease.
And while Cal was able to keep UCLA out of the endzone, I would not get too excited about that. UCLA is in the bottom 10 in red zone TD% and 101 out of 120 in scoring offense nationally. This game was ripe for the defense to attack, sending guys from all over the place, and using delayed blitzes and mixed coverages. Instead, they played read and react, and the result was they let a bad offense run up 450 yards and 26 points, and frankly were a bad QB throw away from another Bruin comeback against the Bears in Pasadena. If Gregory dials up this Sally Ann defense against Arizona or Oregon State, they are going to get lit.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, Jahvid Best is compared to a...Ferrari?
Bigger, straight-line or one-cut runners can play through injury a bit more because frankly, their top end ability is just faster and stronger, not necessarily more dynamic. But Best is like an Italian sports car. When he’s fully tuned and running perfectly, he runs with a rare combination of speed, strength, elusiveness, and anticipation. But just like one of those cars, his blend of skills is tightly calibrated. The slightest injury can throw off the whole machine. Even injured, he’s still at worst a Corvette. But in particular you could see that his physical limitations affected his vision and instincts. It was as if he didn’t see (or wasn’t looking for) the creases because he knew he didn’t have the juice to get through them.
Given how much discomfort he was in, with the cramping and asthma, it makes the long TD run he had that much more impressive.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s true, Ferraris don’t run well when they have little support and the opposition stacks the box against them.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve actually seen a Ferrari go through a stack of boxes. It was pretty sweet.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s an apt comparison…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 20, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm late to the party...
…what did I miss?
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Oct 20, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
-Twist is challenged by the concept of cougars and says “oh ya” a lot.
-CALumbus Bear and Ohio Bear are busy assessing costs
-Scotch!
-Ragnarok doesn’t like Vegas
-Rishi is disgusted by this
-Most people don’t care which bowl we’re going to if it’s not the Rose Bowl
-CalBear81 is old
-There is disagreement about our ability to drive down the field
-UCLA sucks
-Rishi is easily confused
-Carp’s kid is gonna be scarred for life
-Cougars!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a healthy sense of self-preservation.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holmoephobe says we score too much.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“All he does is catch touchdowns”
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 20, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You certainly don’t!
Up high!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 20, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recommend checking out urbancougar.com (NSFW!) and also cougarconnection.com for young cubs looking to be tamed or for older cougars looking for a snack.


"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at the ucla game...
There were at least 5 people that I saw wearing cougar-related shirts. Clearly they’re much more interested in supporting their local cougar than their local football team.
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Oct 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s funny.
Apparently they have a QnA session with Cougar Expert Lucia:
Dear Lucia,
I am 19 years old and am currently in a physical relationship with a woman who is 41 years old. We do go out to eat and spend time together every now and then. I find myself interested in wanting a more serious relationship.
I understand that plenty of people think the age difference is too large but for someone my age, I have a lot going. I currently work two jobs and attend a very prestigious college. I am earning about 40k a year. It may be enough to get me through school and put away for savings but not quite support her.
She is struggling with expenses and had been laid off and is working at the gym that I work out in. She works behind the counter there and one day we started talking. She kept telling me how she liked my hair. I thought to myself why not just ask her if she is really interested or just flirting.
We are great friends, have a lot in common, and just love being around each other. I will be starting a fairly good job with a bank at the end of this year and will be able to provide for her financially, so finances won’t be an issue.
How I go about telling her? What do you think I should say or do? If everything works out with her, how do I go about explaining this to my family? My mother is not the issue being that my father got transferred down to Atlanta so the both of them are far away, but I take care of my grandmother from time to time. She is very traditional and set in her ways and I have a very good relationship with her.
She has helped me pay for school and let me stay at her place until I found the right apartment. I am thankful for everything my grandmother has done, but I don’t want anyone to get in the way of my happiness. I want to be sure my family accepts her and treats her well. Any advice or assistance you could give me would be greatly appreciated.
Michael
Dear Michael,
Wow. Are you sure you’re only 19? There are guys twice your age who don’t have your maturity, so bravo.
Are you sure about wanting to have a serious relationship with this woman? You’re not at all interested in "sowing your wild oats", so to speak?
Even if you want to get more serious, how do you know she wants to? She may be totally surprised that you are considering moving things to the next level. Why don’t you have a conversation about where things are headed and see where she stands on all this? With your maturity level, I know you won’t have a problem finding the right thing to say.
In terms of the finances, I don’t think your lady is expecting you to support her. As long as you can pull your own weight financially in the relationship, that’s all that matters.
As to your family, why don’t you cross that bridge when you get to it?
_________________________________________________________________________
About Lucia
Lucia is urbancougar.com’s resident expert on cougar-cub relationships. To ask her a question, contact her at askanexpert@urbancougar.com.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and it gets better!
Dear Lucia,
I can’t believe your advice to Nancy. She has to be 40ish and she’s dating her 17 year old daughter’s friends! Her older daughter hit the nail on the head. She is pathetic and embarrassing and can’t find guys her own age that want anything to do with her.
I would have asked her why she can’t find men in her appropriate age range. She says they have “a lot in common” which certainly shows her level of maturity. But since you see yourself as some type of “cougar” I guess you feel that your advice is warranted as it justifies your lifestyle.
Maybe Nancy can find a 19 year old for you as well, you should ask her. I should start asking my teenage niece to set me up with her friends as I’m in awesome shape and only 50, if it’s all about what makes me feel good, right? I’m sure we’d have lots to talk about. I’m picturing a 19 year old boy on a date, holding hands with someone his mom’s age. The scenario is ridiculous, as well as it would be for me to be on a date with a teenager. I have to wonder what his issues are when he would date someone that old instead of a hottie his own age, but we’ve all heard of the Oedipus Complex.
Grow up, Nancy. You have two daughters and need to be their role model, not competing for their dates.
R.B.
Dear R.B.,
When people talk about finding love, they use the word soul mate, not age mate. This is because what we are all seeking is a deep connection on a soul level, and a soul is ageless and timeless. It doesn’t depend on chronological age.
Antiquated, narrow minded, outdated, unenlightened, useless, non-progressive and judgmental 20th century thinking such as yours is one of the main reasons older women who are still young at heart and have a child-like spirit, seek the company of younger men.
My motto has always been, "Live and let live". I believe you may find life a bit easier if you were to adopt the same attitude.
Lucia
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WARNING FOOTBALL TALK
I was thinking about Cal D’s performance on Saturday.
Many people thought that Cal’s defensive showing was terrible to attrocious and that Bob Gregory sucks. I disagree. I’m not saying that the defensive showing was good (because it clearly wasn’t) nor that Gregory is cleared of all blame but just that it wasn’t as bad as it looks.
Let’s look at the facts shall we?
1) UCLA had a kicker that was almost automatic from anywhere inside their 40
- This meant that if Cal was to hold UCLA to 0 points on the drive they’d have to stop the drive somewhere before the UCLA 40.
2) Cal’s ST woes (i.e. ALAMAAAARRR!!) gave UCLA a field position of somewhere around Cal’s 30-40yd line.
- This basically meant that UCLA had about 20-30 yds at the most to go before scoring.
3) Cal’s defensive personnel is less experienced (and arguably less talented) than last years’. Especially the LB corps.
- Mohammed looked good last year because the offenses were too worried about Pain Train and co to focus in on the Prophet.
4) Arguably the best player on the defense, Syd’Quan Thompson, was out for most of the game. His replacement was a RS Frosh Josh Hill (I’m counting Hagan as the other DB) who’s experience is limited to getting abused by Oregon and USC.
5) UCLA got away with blatant holding on the Cal d-line. Hasaik was bear-hugging on Franklin’s 74yd run. Alualu was double-held on every down. Yet they were never called. This made the pass-rush almost non-existent.
So in short I think with what he had Gregory did an admirable job. Now he wasn’t perfect (10 MEN ON THE FIELD!?) and he could’ve been a bit more creative (such as the delayed blitz which worked when it was rarely run). But the fact is people were expecting too much out of the defense with the LB corps gone. If we had looked at it without our blue-and-gold glasses we’d have seen that the defense was going to have growing pains.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is too good for a DBD
Copy and paste this in a fanpost dude. It’s the sort of discussion we need to be having.
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by Avinash on Oct 20, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dexter
Anyone watch Dexter? I just watched the latest episode. The ending… I did not see THAT coming!
by chowder on Oct 20, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking love Dexter. I’ve convinced so many people to watch that show that I should be getting commissions. And yeah, the ending was awesome…my thoughts:
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
Lundy is gonna die and Deb is gonna make it her mission catch Trinity.
by rjnarayen on Oct 20, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome

I love it for the score ticker @ the bottom. Cal reference on thedailywtf! Woot!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Oct 20, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TMRB in search for the Boom Tho Girl
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Oct 20, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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