DBD 10.15.09 The Uprising Begins
Finally, a segment of the population oppressed by our tyrannical leader TwistNHook has begun training for the revolution. Yes, Twist has finally succeeded in getting a grandmother evicted:
I think my client was angry this morning. I had her, an elderly woman, evicted from her house. She had told me flatly she did not wish to leave, but I argued to the judge that she should be evicted. And so he ordered it.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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You advocated against the wishes of your own client?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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My love for evicting the elderly is TOO strong!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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So she paid you to do the opposite of what she wanted?
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Well, she hasn’t paid me yet, but I’ll get the Judge to order that she pay me later.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Twist...What the hell do you do for a living?
How the hell do you make a living?
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I collect the tears of the elderly and sell them like the snake oil salesman that I am.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In response, grandmothers the world over have begun training for battle.
From Yahoo:
SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) – The oldest female athlete at the World Masters Games in Sydney has broken a world record in the shot put -- at the age of 100.
All eyes were on Ruth Frith, from Brisbane, as she arrived for day two of the World Masters Games, hoping to win gold in the shot put and feeling pretty confident as she was the only competitor in the over-100s category.
But her 4.07 metre (13 ft 4.2 in) throw on Sunday didn't just win her gold, but also broke a world record.
"As long as I didn't foul I was going to win it," Frith told Reuters Television.
The great-grandmother is also a keen hammer and javelin thrower and believes other pensioners should follow her example.
Frith trains five days a week, regularly lifting 35 kg (77 lb) weights.
Judgment Day is coming, Twist. It's coming.
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Women's Volleyball ventures to the Pacific Northwest
BERKELEY – The Golden Bears are set to face their sixth consecutive top-25 team as they embark on their second Pac-10 road trip. No. 14 Cal, No. 15 Oregon and Oregon State each carry 2-3 conference records into the weekend and are looking to improve as the mid-way point of the Pac-10 season approaches. The Bears snapped a three-match skid as they swept No. 25-ranked Washington State to give head coach Rich Feller his 200th win at Cal. Feller’s next victory will be his 500th career win as a collegiate volleyball head coach.
THE FACTS: The No. 14-ranked California volleyball team (9-6, 2-3 Pac-10) heads to the Beaver State for matches against No. 15 Oregon (12-3, 2-3 Pac-10) and Oregon State (11-6, 2-3 Pac-10). The Golden Bears square off against the Ducks in a 7 p.m. PT match on Friday (Oct. 16) at McArthur Court in Eugene, Ore. and will take on the Beavers at 7 p.m. on Saturday (Oct. 17) at Gill Coliseum in Corvallis, Ore.
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS: Fans can follow live stats for Cal’s match at Oregon via links at www.goducks.com. Oregon also offers a live video feed of the match for fans who subscribe to the GoDucks.com All-Sports package for $9.95 per month. Live stats and free streaming video will be available when the Bears take on the Beavers via links at www.osubeavers.com.
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Women's Soccer at home vs. UCLA and USC
This Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The No. 17 California women’s soccer team (8-3-1, 2-0-0 in the Pac-10 Conference) returns to the friendly confines of Edwards Stadium to go toe-to-toe with the L.A. schools. The Bears will open with No. 3 UCLA (11-1-1, 2-0-0 Pac-10) on Friday, Oct. 16, at 3:30 p.m. before hosting No. 9 USC (10-3-0, 2-0-0 Pac-10) for a 1 p.m. match on Sunday, Oct. 18. Last season, UCLA advanced to the final of the Women’s College Cup while USC lost in the third round of the NCAA Tournament.
Last Time Out
Last week, Cal opened Pac-10 play with a 2-1 win over then-No. 25 Oregon and a 2-0 victory against Oregon State. Against Oregon, junior forward Alex Morgan scored a goal 1:28 into the game, the earliest for the Bears this season. The Ducks tied the score with a goal 2:46 into the second half, but redshirt junior forward Lisa Kevorkian scored her third game-winning goal of the season just 21 seconds later. In the match against Oregon State, sophomore midfielder Katrin Omarsdottir scored the game-winning goal in the 61st minute. The Bears later received another goal from Alex Morgan with 11:07 left in the game.
On the Pitch With Neil McGuire
“The games this weekend provide us with the stiffest of tests. Both UCLA and USC are excellent teams and we look forward to the challenge. We have had a good week of practice, are getting healthier and are looking forward the competition.”
Alex Morgan Named a CS360’s Primetime Performer of the Week
Junior forward Alex Morgan was recognized by College Soccer 360 as a Primetime Performer of the Week after her performance last weekend in Oregon. Against the Ducks, Morgan scored just 1:28 minutes into the match by beating the keeper from 20 yards out on a free kick. Morgan also contributed on the game-winning goal – coming in with the assist for Lisa Kevorkian. Morgan distanced the Bears against the Beavers, 2-0, when the Diamond Bar, Calif., native added her 10th goal of the season with 11:07 to play in the game off a dish from redshirt junior Lisa Kevorkian. Morgan went one-v-one with the keeper to beat her for the score. Morgan has 10 goals through 12 games of play, which is a new personal career record after scoring nine goals last year and eight goals during her freshman campaign. Averaging .833 goals per game, Morgan is on pace to score roughly six more goals before the season’s close.
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Women's Tennis to participate in St. Mary's Invitational
BERKELEY – The California women’s tennis team will send six players to the Saint Mary’s College Invitational this weekend (Oct. 16-18) at the Timothy Korth Tennis Complex in Moraga, Calif. The Golden Bears will be represented by senior Kasia Siwosz, sophomores Stephany Chang and Catalina Visico, and freshmen Tayler Davis, Annie Goransson and Nelly Radeva. Matches begin at 8 a.m. on Friday, Oct. 16, with semifinal and final matches taking place on Sunday, Oct. 18.
The tournament is divided into three singles flights and three doubles flights with red designating the highest of the three draws; followed by white and then by blue. Some of the top women’s collegiate tennis players will be in attendance as Cal joins Fresno State, Gonzaga, Loyola-Marymount, Portland, Sacramento State, San Francisco, San Jose State, Santa Clara, Stanford, UC Davis, Washington and host Saint Mary’s.
In doubles play, Chang and Siwosz will team up; Davis and Goransson will pair up; and Radeva and Visico will take the court together.
Last year, Jana Juricova claimed the singles title as she reeled off five wins amidst an 11-match winning streak throughout which she dropped just one set. Juricova also teamed up with Rachael Dillon in the duo’s only three matches together to secure the doubles crown.
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Women's Swimming in San Diego this weekend
On the Pool Deck
California (1-0) heads to Southern California to train and swim in a relay meet with San Diego State at 10 a.m on Saturday, Oct. 17, at the Aztec Aquaplex. The Golden Bears will also train and compete in an exhibition with UC San Diego on Thursday, Oct. 15, at Cathedral Catholic High School and, as part of their training, swim in the Pacific Ocean on Friday, Oct. 16.
Saturday’s competition is not a dual meet, though it marks the first meeting between Cal and San Diego State in women’s swimming.
Scouting the Golden Bears
Cal is coming off a 158-87 dual-meet victory over Pacific on Oct. 10 at Spieker Aquatics Complex in Berkeley. Four Bears won individual events, with impressive freshman Caitlin Leverenz winning in NCAA B qualifying times in the 200-yard breaststroke and the 400-yard individual medley. The Tucson, Ariz., product swam a time of 2:13.13 in the 200 breaststroke and a time of 4:13.96 in the 400 IM.
Senior Heather White, junior Erica Dagg and sophomore Sara Isakovic also won two events each against the Tigers. White also posted an NCAA B qualifying time (4:19.12) in the 400 IM. The local product from Oakland, Calif., won the 100 breaststroke (1:05.08) and 200 backstroke (2:03.33).
Dagg, from New Orleans, led a top-four Cal sweep of the 100 backstroke (56.71) and later claimed the 100 freestyle (50.76). Isakovic, the 2008 Olympic silver medalist from Bled, Slovenia, won the 200 freestyle in an NCAA B qualifying time of 1:47.45.
The Bears opened the 2009-10 season on Sept. 18 at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, Calif., where Leverenz won the title of the Queen of the Pool after swimming the lowest combined time in a pentathlon of 100-yard events.
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Men's Soccer gets an award
BERKELEY – California senior forward Jeff Cosgriff was selected to the TopDrawerSoccer.com Team of the Week for his hat trick in the Golden Bears’ 4-1 Pac-10 Conference victory over Oregon State on Oct. 11 at Edwards Stadium.
Cosgriff, a skillful, 6-4 player, is a local product from San Bruno, Calif., who transferred to Cal from Santa Clara this past offseason. He has flourished playing alongside junior forward Andrew Wiedeman this season and has posted career highs and ranks second at Cal in points (16), goals (6), assists (4) and game-winning goals (3) through 11 games.
Cal returns to action with a pair of road games against UCLA, at 7 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 15, and San Diego State, at 2 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 17.
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Cosgriff, a skillful, 6-4 player, is a local product from San Bruno, Calif., who transferred to Cal from Santa Clara this past offseason.
So, is it only football/basketball where players have to sit out a season after they transfer? How does this work?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
It has to do with if they are on scholarship or not. If not, they can play right away
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 15, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
First!!!
HTF am I the first one to comment? I don’t comment much anymore.
by 33SwisherSweet on Oct 15, 2009 8:38 AM PDT reply actions
She’ll use the javelin to spear Twist from afar, then kill him up close with the hammer.
And then break his bones with the shot put to make her bread.
I love the sports that are more or less descended from caveman activities. Javelin = spearing a mammoth from a safe distance. Sprinting = running from Sabre toothed tiger. I dunno about shotput.
Crushing in the skulls of your enemies.
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Football = Throwing or handing off your baby to escape an attacking Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
“It’ll never expect another left turn!”
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Curling
Sweeping away the…ah, screw it, I got no idea what curling is for even now.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Baseball, sitting around doing nothing.
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That’s not true other people sit around and watch you while drinking beer.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Or if they did, it most likely came from Oregon.
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Yes they did
Only back then they called it “Rootmarm”.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Competitive Eating = Sacrificing yourself so the tribe won’t go hungry through the winter.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
YO's Wednesday night report
We’re talkin’ about practice…and Harry Edwards.
Enough sun came out Wednesday to make the field at Memorial Stadium playable for practice. In fact, it was in surprisingly good shape considering how battered it looked yesterday afternoon. Cal held a full practice before Thursday’s slightly shorter practice that will end with the players boarding their busses for Pasadena.
After practice, the Bears were paid a visit by Dr. Harry Edwards, the sports sociologist who has worked with many teams on the pro and college level. Edwards has given talks to the team a handful of times over the years about topics such as diversity and team chemistry.
Praise be to Tedford!
From Dr. Edwards’ talk:
Losing is a disease… as contagious as polio… as contagious as syphilis… as contagious as the bubonic plague… attacking one, but affecting all.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s never lupus.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You must be devasted
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I mistaken, or does syphilis stop being contagious if people just stop having sex with each other?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Like that’s ever going to happen.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I suppose next you’re going to say I shouldn’t be having unprotected sex with a prostitute while sharing heroin needles.
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
If everybody got married, it would!!
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twist, good friend, that isn’t supposed to happen to you before you have children.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Ah, but at this rate, one could never have children!
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When your wife comes back with a positive preggo test, are you going to:
a) Honk her
b) scream “Nailed it!”
c) Mutter “I must be so torn”
d) a) and c) but not b)
e) a) and b) but not c)
f) all of the above + a cherry on top
g) b) and c) but not a)
h) d) and b) but not f)
etc.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It's a trap!
How could you do d) & b) and still have d) be true?
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me or...
Shouldn’t we be flying in Ruth Firth to talk to our team instead of this Edwards guy?
I mean she has sustained victory for a century! Screw this U$C dynasty, I want a Firth dynasty…
I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....
THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT MIND OF TWIST AND HOOK AND THE MEANINGLESS GRUNT WORK OF J AND SHUFELT:


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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Is it me or is he sliding out of bounds and not crossing the goal line in that picture?
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooohhh. There’s a back of the end zone now?
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU I OFFER THIS VIRGIN TO YOU, OH GREAT BAKBAK UCLA PLAYER AND CURSE YOU VILLAIN UCLA PLAYER, NOW COMES THE SEQUEL:


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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
you shouldn’t mock them like they haven’t been to the Rose Bowl since 1959 or some shit like that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
FML
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
We’re playing in the Rose Bowl Saturday. I don’t understand why everyone makes such a big deal about it, we play there every other year. Who are these “Rose Bowl Before I Die” people? Are they like 16 months old?
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
ZooNews’ child has never seen Cal play in the Rose Bowl.
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I feel for their pain. Especially NSFW Carp Jr, who has to be the son of Carp.
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what are the odds his mom catches him jackin it?
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--Coach Clark
What are the odds she catches you?*
*Do not answer this question.
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Goodbye, CalBear81!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, if she can handle your overt racism against Indian people, I think she can handle this.
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Complaining about complaining about racism is racism?
I would definitely argue your comments about arranged marriage are waaaaay whackier than anything I said.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
And now you hate the Jews, too. Man, are there any ethnic minorities you don’t hate???
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On a global scale, aren’t we all ethnic minorities, except Chinese, who are an ethnic plurality?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
So, if I understand you correctly, you love LeonPowe?
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You do not understand me correctly.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t particularly like arranged marriages but it’s not slavery like some people think
In other words, Go Bears!
I see this getting out of hand. As compared to most conversations with carp that end with me in hand.
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No one wants to hear about what you have in hand when you’re conversing with carp.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
CalBear 81 can totes handle that. It’s not like anyone was talking about having trophies in his pants.
Praise be to Tedford!
Good thing, too! There’s no competition.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
difference between making a few jokes based on random photos and your never ending campaign to have WSU booted from the Pac10.
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I <3 Drew Bledsoe
That’s three nice things I’ve said about Wazzu!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Also, youd made sweet sweet love to a wide variety of women in the Pullman area based off of photographic evidence discovered online.
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Are you sure it wasn’t a variety of wide women?
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
What? They’re known for their cougar calves! I was just asking.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
“The UPSman Cometh” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it…
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll never again make the mistake of asking them to answer the question “what can brown do for you?”
What’s wrong with brown, DC Trojan? >:|
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing. It used to be a UPS slogan. Hence my feeble joke about having taunted the UPS delivery guy into knocking up the missus.
I think it’s still their slogan. I was just trying to make this racist trend inclusive.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A quick glance at my children would make it clear that they don’t have the benefit of an Indian parent.
Meaning, you’re patronizing the Indian contingent. We do not appreciate that!
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn’t appreciate the railways, ending of suttee, and a functioning civil service either. Ingrates. No, all we hear about is two hundred years of economic exploitation and partition.
(Is that more what you were looking for?)
Finally.
You’ll have to ask the other Indians, though. My family’s from Portuguese territory.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I clearly don’t have enough Indian history….there was Portuguese territory?
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Goa. Their final parting gift to India was setting the place up as a draw for drug-guzzling Euro-teens on their gap year trips.
It’s now known for its dance parties and trance mixes.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Kerela (where royrules is from)
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Nien. They traded in Kerala but never controlled. Vasco de Gama was the first to sail to India from Europe and landed in Kochi, Kerala.
In other words, Go Bears!
There’s still a lot of Portugese (and Dutch) influence there to this day.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Mostly in a few areas. The ones I can think of are only Kochi (aka Cochin) or Calicutt (aka Kozhikode).
Also Kochi is one of the few places in India that had Jewish influence (I think Bombay was the other).
In other words, Go Bears!
The Portuguese were all about trade and being missionaries, not control, though.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There was French territory, too. Pondicherry, now called Puducherry. Its apparently amazing. As is Goa.
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Apparently it’s a really nice place. It’s not in Kerala though, it’s in the neighboring state called Tamil Nadu
In other words, Go Bears!
Is there any place as amazing as kerala to you, royrules?
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Please, no. Please.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Btw fuck Bakersfield. I made the mistake of driving back from Vegas instead of flying back.
The most depressing thing you will EVER see you in your life is a sign telling you that you are still 80 miles to the east of Bakersfield.
dboneisloose
What about a sign that says “Your dog just died and your girlfriend is cheating on you and you have the Herp.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Is your name something like Francis De Costa?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
It’s actually Fernando da Silva.
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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Close. At least one family friend with that name.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when they combine the obvious Hindu first name with the Portugeese last name like Dinesh D’Souza.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Let’s not forget about Raj Patelstein from the Jewish part of India (i.e. Pune).
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I have a friend from Goa with that EXACT last name!
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I have 2 friends from Goa with that EXACT last name!
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John Duh Me?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
They order you around?
Serious question: What do you if your kids swear around (at) you? What if you catch them smoking pot?
In other words, Go Bears!
You say “Russellllllll, someone is gonna get a hurt real bad!”
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man when I was a senior in HS, Russell Peters performed at SF but I didn’t get to go :(
In other words, Go Bears!
I saw him here in LA, twice. Its like seeing the Blue Man Group. Entertaining the first time, redundant the second time.
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think seeing most comedians can be redundant the second time. Creating hours and hours of fresh material is difficult.
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Your search skills are unrivaled.
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PS I should clarify. Your non-NSFW photos search skills are unrivaled.
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Carp must be so hurt right now.
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately I can’t challenge carp to a NSFW-off because I am at work.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The official response is that children swearing at me results in exile to their rooms / loss of privilege. If my wife’s not around, I may give them the benefit of my parental insight at 120 dB.
As for around other people, so far I think they are limiting themselves to “ohmigod” and I just remind them that some people find that really offensive and they should stick to “oh gosh.”
All that’s done is result in them telling people that they don’t believe in God (they’re 7 and almost 5, mind you.) This is not going to help them in American society so I’m thinking of teaching them to drop the F-bomb instead.
Im working on not swearing for when I have kids. So, I say things like “WHO GIVES A DOODLE?!?!” or “TICKLEKITTENS!”
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Miller:
California 24, UCLA 20: You know that old girlfriend or boyfriend you kept going back to even though he or she did you wrong? Oh, Cal, will this time you be true? On a substantive level, it’s a concern for UCLA that linebacker Reggie Carter is nursing a sprained knee when Jahvid Best is coming to town, and the Bruins’ offense seems further away from a transformation to efficiency than the Bears. Of course, Cal never wins in L.A., so feel free to disagree with this one.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with Miller on this one. This game will be a horribly painful, low-scoring affair that will leave Cal fans depressed and confused.
God, I love Cal Football!
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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that better than a horribly painful, one-sided scoring affair that will leave Cal fans depressed and confused?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, you’re right. I already feel preemptively better about this loss.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I love that the timestamp on the video claims that it was 10AM…on a Tuesday.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I wanted to see what happens next!!!!
Does he get his beer?
Does he eat the spilled popcorn?
Does he get arrested? or laid? or just bruised?
I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....
by CruzinBears on Oct 15, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Where’d you get that video of me?
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Goa.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilner:
As I wrote earlier in the week, the Bears appear to be on the brink of collapse.
It’s not because they lost to Oregon and USC — most, if not all teams would have done the same. It’s because of how they lost: By a combined score of 72-6.
You lose 72-6, and you have problems, especially when you actually did collapse two years ago and many of the current players were on that team and are trying to fight off the demons.
The question for Cal is: How many of the problems have been fixed completely in the past 12 days and how many have been fixed partially? Because even "partially fixed" might be good enough for now.
It’s not like the Bears are facing a juggernaut this week. If they aren’t on the brink of collapse — if confidence is high and the lockerroom is together — then this would be a good time to prove it.
And they "should" beat UCLA in the same manner they "should not" be losing to USC and Oregon by 66 points.
And if they do, in fact, lose Saturday, then we could very well be looking at another 6-6 season — partly because of what it would say about them but also because of what it would mean to them as a confidence-killing, losing-streak-extending defeat.
But I think Cal wins. Might not be a dominant victory. Might not be a pretty victory. But I think Cal wins. It has to win.
And because of the upcoming schedule, a victory would count triple.
Let’s game this out …
The Bears would be 4-2/1-2 with WSU (home) and then ASU (road) coming up. They’ll beat WSU, and they should beat ASU, especially if they’re riding a two-game winning streak and have successful fought back the demons from the ‘07 collapse.
And if they win in Tempe, they’re 6-2/3-2 and a top-tier finish is possible.
Again, Saturday’s game counts triple because of the scenarios it sets in motion.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The question for Cal is: How many of the problems have been fixed completely in the past 12 days and how many have been fixed partially? Because even “partially fixed” might be good enough for now.
Getting a couple guys healthy (Boateng, Tucker, MSG) may be a good start right there. Calming Riley down so he stops overthrowing receivers is key; can our offensive line (+ Best and Holley) give him enough time to throw comfortably?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Maybe we should just pump Riley full of xanax before games. That doesn’t violate any NCAA rules does it?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be the last thing you want
To get him more hyper (that is what xanax does isn’t it?)
In other words, Go Bears!
I thought it calmed people down.
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Xanax reduces anxiety. I should know. I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
A detailed breakdown of the problems at 2B for your Oakland A’s.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Anyway, based on further reflection, here is what I believe at this stage of the season:
1) Oregon is better that we thought at the beginning of the year. They have decent players at a lot of positions, and they have some depth. Defensively, they are pretty good. They could give SC a very tough game in Eugene. This could be the year that they break the spell of the USC dynasty.
2) The rest of the Pac 10 is pretty middle of the road. Oregon State, Arizona, Stanfurd, Arizona State, Washington and UCLA could all see 7-5 seasons. Washington State is the only truly poor team in the conference.
3) Cal is a pretty good team, but a team with a glaring weakness – the passing game. And it is not a receiver issue, or a play calling issue, or a line play issue. It is a QB issue. And for that, Tedford is at fault. It is his job (partially) to develop these young guys that have good talent to become quality division 1 QBs. Kevin Riley is doing a very poor job after the first three games. And it is a matter of confidence. I think he has the physical ability. But he is not mentally tough enough to get the job done, week in and out. He had great games for the first three weeks, number 6 in the country in passing. But the last two games, against tough teams, he folded. He could not hit WIDE OPEN – REALLY REALLY REALLY WIDE OPEN players. And that level of play has impacted the rest of the team. So stacking the box and letting Riley beat you when he can not throw the ball is a disaster for the Bears. Until he can prove that he can throw the Bears will lose against decent opposition. And JT should have done a better job of developing his QBs.
4) But Tedford does not take all the blame – it is also Riley’s fault for being a head case. Earn the job. It is not your’s just because you were the best QB in Oregon coming out of high school. This is the big time. JT playing someone in front of you is not an excuse to suck when it is your turn. This is your second year of being named the starter. Get over it.
4) The PAC 10 defenses this year are much better than in the past few years. And Pac 10 QB play is much less capable than in the past few years. Having a decent QB on your team this year will give you a huge advantage. Locker, for example, is leading a terrible team to a much improved season. Next year, when Nick Montana takes the field, the Huskies will be dead meat. But for the time being…
5) The Bears had plenty of opportunity to win the game against SC. There were TONS of open men – the play calling was inspired. Even the Wildcat was pretty darn good. The Bears moved the ball fine, but just could not score. It was a very frustrating game. The defense held SC fairly well, considering the time on the field and the constant barrage of three and out for the Bears. Not a stellar defensive gem, but not bad.
6) The Oregon game was a lost cause as soon as we did not finish that first drive. We caved in, and they rose up. It is like they were released from shackles and beat down the man. And, here, there is hope for the Bears. Because we are in the same position that Oregon was at the beginning of the year. Dropped from the standing for losing to Boise State, on the road. Because of a stupid incident after the game. But Boise is now #5 in the country. And Masoli, who, I have to give him credit – is a fighter. And he never gave up and came through against the Bears and has been on a roll ever since. That Boise thing got the Ducks together. They were totally disrespected, and totally written off. Just like Cal is now. I do not think the Bears are the second worst team in the Pac 10. But that is where we currently are ranked according to Ted Miller, of ESPN.
Never forget:
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Are we in some kind of fiduciary trouble?
Bears taking the bus to LA“We all understand the financial constraints that we’re in, and we want to do anything we can do to help out the department,” coach Jeff Tedford said. “It felt like it was something that we could help with and do our part.”
Cal Football: It could happen!
They should take the Basses Bus. Now, that would be a fun time!
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I thot it no longer existed.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what the Bass Alumni said.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re prior to the snap for stealing my joke.
15 yards, repeat 1st down.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone to the Kettleman City In-N-Out!
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Bet you they do stop there…that would be pretty cool. Eating a meal w Cameron Jordan.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re going to have to be really quick if you’re going to make it in time.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought they weren’t leaving til after practice today. Is it over already?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
But getting to Kettleman City from China is quite a long trip.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but LeonPowe is just trying to get to the CGB Stalkermobile, not Kettleman City. And, fortunately, the CGB Stalkermobile is parked in China!
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Oh. Damn, I’m slow today.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
As far as I know, Avinash always called his fan the OskiMobile
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Everybody to the Buttonwillow Carl’s Jr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At the very least, wherever they go, I hope they call in their dinner order ahead of time.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the Grapevine InNOut. Is that Lompoc?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
There is no Grapevine In n Out…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
you’re right. It’s right before the grapevine (coming from the North) in Lebec. You know you’ve stopped there for your Your California series.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Whoa, I think that one’s new…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
heheh….douche.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What me? What did… Ooohhh, now I get it. heheh
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Busses are great for team building. Also for transporting and using hard drugs. We’ll see which approach they took on Saturday!
Don’t forget nausea. And beheadings.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Attn Wazzu Alums: Get your Wazzu updates here
Leaf turning over a new leaf in the land of maple leafs.
Cougs are off this week as they learn how to execute a bubble screen with perfection.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I like horny pervert carp a like more than bitter, angry carp.
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C’mon…that last sentence was funny.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Doesn’t mean my statement is false.
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You’re really bad at picking up on Twist’s advances.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Cancelled!!!!11
Twist, what are you going to do with your [whatever day this is on] nights?
Cal Football: It could happen!
I for one hope the kids get some chance at growing up normally. Probably little chance of it now, unfortunately.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
More of a chance than if the show WASN’T cancelled.
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Have Jon and Kate already decided which one is going to be the Baron?
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Bama Fans of the Week
Too many good ones this week:




"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Huge disaster averted yay!
Apparently a problem was traced back to me and I was working about 2 hours today morning to figure out what was wrong (since I said I fixed it yesterday). Turns out I did fix it and it was something totally random and different! What a relief.
In other words, Go Bears!
Dude you need a twitter account.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
srsly
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This is my twitter account
Don’t like it? Complain to Twist, he’ll evict me
In other words, Go Bears!
Well Twist fails at most tasks. So when he tries to evict another grandmother he’ll fuck up and end up evicting somebody else.
In other words, Go Bears!
And that somebody else could be you! I got a complaint from a S. McGee. No wait, that’s too easy. A Spazzy M. He said you need to get a Twitter Account.
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If royrules is allowed to use DBDs as his twitter account, does that mean I can too?
(Note: If I had a twitter account, my tweets would consist only of political commentary.)
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Only 1 Indian is allowed to use the DBD as his Twitter account. Not saying that it can be, should be, or is Royrules. Just that INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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INDIANS SUCK!
wait, how does this work again?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah, that’s pretty much why Eric Wedge got fired. Of course, trading your best players doesn’t help.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I am not going to acknowledge your comment because baseball is not a real sport any more than Twist is a real person.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I have chest pain.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Is it because the Ghost Of TwistNHooks Past is haunting you?
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No
I had to c+p this….it hurts to type
baseball is not a real sport
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Its lupus
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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
You’ll understand when you’re older.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like someone didn’t get a perfect score.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he works at Microsoft!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Screw MS – I have negative productivity because of your software.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Microsoft invented California Golden Blogs?
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to claim the same but it’s really an even split between being flaky and having a shitty laptop that can’t run Office 2007 with XP and 2GB of RAM. At least, not without locking up constantly.
This isn’t an ad or anything, but win 7 works wonders on low spec computers (it was heavily optimized for netbooks). Of course office may still suck
In other words, Go Bears!
Perchance to dream. I think that if I tried to subvert the corporate standard load I would be drummed out of the regiment (wait a minute…)
I don’t know how long we’re going to have to wait for Windows 7 – they’ll probably just start putting it on new hardware. Which they are paying 2x market for, if Corporate IT’s internal pricing is to be believed.
I assume they divide the cost of their weekly team lunches and salaries among the market price of laptops and then double it to account for their value add…
Seriously, the only thing they get on a Dell that I couldn’t get for the half the price is a built-in smart card reader. Presumably the rest is rentier cost for getting in the way.
If you get time you should take a look at The Daily WTF. It’s WTF stories from IT, software and tech management world. The IT ones are really eye-opening.
In other words, Go Bears!
Can I just say that I was perfectly happy with both Word and Excel when they ran on my Macintosh Plus back in the late 80s/early 90s? Why can’t we go back to using those versions?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Is it anything like Office 1989? I might buy it then.
I’m still running a student copy of Office 2004 for the Mac. It mostly does what I want, if I first go into settings and turn off all of the automatic formatting “help” and such.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
It’s not a hardware or software problem. The problem is in between the chair and keyboard
In other words, Go Bears!
But I’m between the chair and the keyboard. What have I done?!
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Except all the IT guys admit that Outlook and Excel are full of 10,000 bugs that have yet to be fixed.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
IT guys are the dumb fucks that couldn’t get into college, dropped out or went to dumb ass schools like University of Phoenix.
They’re also the ones who drink Mountain Dew, and cold pizza in their mom’s basement.
(no offense to any cgb it people… i’m still pissed off from yesterday)
In other words, Go Bears!
Just between you and me, so did I.
“U C a place where standards are continually lowered.”
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not for asians/indians. It continually rises for us because there are too many of us at berzekely.
In other words, Go Bears!
^^THINLY VEILED RACIST STATEMENT^^^^^
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
^THICKLY VEILED RACIST!^
You should really take off that veil. It’s so 80s.
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I for one cannot wait for 1880’s style to come back. Muttonchops, tailcoats and pocketwatches ftw.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on a day to day basis. I mean like everyday tailcoats!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
For cereal. How else do I keep my watch from running away if not on a chain?
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Voice command…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a tarp to get me to admit my score sucked. Damn you royrules22!@!!
I totes got like a million on the SAT, I was just joking.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, right 2400. That’s what I got.
Plus, I totes nailed that question about houseboats.
Cal Football: It could happen!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the SAT, not AP Arts & Crafts.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Heavy hangs the head of the head of the Indian contingent.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling these sorts of conversations just don’t happen over at Roll Bama Roll.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think “conversations” is a very generous way of describing what they have at Roll Bama Roll.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

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