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DBD 10.15.09 The Uprising Begins

Finally, a segment of the population oppressed by our tyrannical leader TwistNHook has begun training for the revolution.  Yes, Twist has finally succeeded in getting a grandmother evicted:

I think my client was angry this morning. I had her, an elderly woman, evicted from her house. She had told me flatly she did not wish to leave, but I argued to the judge that she should be evicted. And so he ordered it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You advocated against the wishes of your own client?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Yes, I did.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My love for evicting the elderly is TOO strong!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So she paid you to do the opposite of what she wanted?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, she hasn’t paid me yet, but I’ll get the Judge to order that she pay me later.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, Twist...

What the hell do you do for a living?

How the hell do you make a living?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I collect the tears of the elderly and sell them like the snake oil salesman that I am.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

 

In response, grandmothers the world over have begun training for battle.

From Yahoo:

100-year-old competes in the 75+ shot put final at the World Masters Games in Sydney

SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) – The oldest female athlete at the World Masters Games in Sydney has broken a world record in the shot put -- at the age of 100.

All eyes were on Ruth Frith, from Brisbane, as she arrived for day two of the World Masters Games, hoping to win gold in the shot put and feeling pretty confident as she was the only competitor in the over-100s category.

But her 4.07 metre (13 ft 4.2 in) throw on Sunday didn't just win her gold, but also broke a world record.

"As long as I didn't foul I was going to win it," Frith told Reuters Television.

The great-grandmother is also a keen hammer and javelin thrower and believes other pensioners should follow her example.

Frith trains five days a week, regularly lifting 35 kg (77 lb) weights.

Judgment Day is coming, Twist.  It's coming.

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Twist
2 votes
Ruth Frith
13 votes
My grandma - she could totally beat that shotput record
8 votes
I want Ohio Bear to do DBDs from now on
9 votes

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Women's Volleyball ventures to the Pacific Northwest

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BERKELEY – The Golden Bears are set to face their sixth consecutive top-25 team as they embark on their second Pac-10 road trip. No. 14 Cal, No. 15 Oregon and Oregon State each carry 2-3 conference records into the weekend and are looking to improve as the mid-way point of the Pac-10 season approaches. The Bears snapped a three-match skid as they swept No. 25-ranked Washington State to give head coach Rich Feller his 200th win at Cal. Feller’s next victory will be his 500th career win as a collegiate volleyball head coach.

THE FACTS: The No. 14-ranked California volleyball team (9-6, 2-3 Pac-10) heads to the Beaver State for matches against No. 15 Oregon (12-3, 2-3 Pac-10) and Oregon State (11-6, 2-3 Pac-10). The Golden Bears square off against the Ducks in a 7 p.m. PT match on Friday (Oct. 16) at McArthur Court in Eugene, Ore. and will take on the Beavers at 7 p.m. on Saturday (Oct. 17) at Gill Coliseum in Corvallis, Ore.

SIGHTS AND SOUNDS: Fans can follow live stats for Cal’s match at Oregon via links at www.goducks.com. Oregon also offers a live video feed of the match for fans who subscribe to the GoDucks.com All-Sports package for $9.95 per month. Live stats and free streaming video will be available when the Bears take on the Beavers via links at www.osubeavers.com.

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Women's Soccer at home vs. UCLA and USC

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This Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The No. 17 California women’s soccer team (8-3-1, 2-0-0 in the Pac-10 Conference) returns to the friendly confines of Edwards Stadium to go toe-to-toe with the L.A. schools. The Bears will open with No. 3 UCLA (11-1-1, 2-0-0 Pac-10) on Friday, Oct. 16, at 3:30 p.m. before hosting No. 9 USC (10-3-0, 2-0-0 Pac-10) for a 1 p.m. match on Sunday, Oct. 18. Last season, UCLA advanced to the final of the Women’s College Cup while USC lost in the third round of the NCAA Tournament.

Last Time Out
Last week, Cal opened Pac-10 play with a 2-1 win over then-No. 25 Oregon and a 2-0 victory against Oregon State. Against Oregon, junior forward Alex Morgan scored a goal 1:28 into the game, the earliest for the Bears this season. The Ducks tied the score with a goal 2:46 into the second half, but redshirt junior forward Lisa Kevorkian scored her third game-winning goal of the season just 21 seconds later. In the match against Oregon State, sophomore midfielder Katrin Omarsdottir scored the game-winning goal in the 61st minute. The Bears later received another goal from Alex Morgan with 11:07 left in the game.

On the Pitch With Neil McGuire
“The games this weekend provide us with the stiffest of tests. Both UCLA and USC are excellent teams and we look forward to the challenge. We have had a good week of practice, are getting healthier and are looking forward the competition.”

Alex Morgan Named a CS360’s Primetime Performer of the Week
Junior forward Alex Morgan was recognized by College Soccer 360 as a Primetime Performer of the Week after her performance last weekend in Oregon. Against the Ducks, Morgan scored just 1:28 minutes into the match by beating the keeper from 20 yards out on a free kick. Morgan also contributed on the game-winning goal – coming in with the assist for Lisa Kevorkian. Morgan distanced the Bears against the Beavers, 2-0, when the Diamond Bar, Calif., native added her 10th goal of the season with 11:07 to play in the game off a dish from redshirt junior Lisa Kevorkian. Morgan went one-v-one with the keeper to beat her for the score. Morgan has 10 goals through 12 games of play, which is a new personal career record after scoring nine goals last year and eight goals during her freshman campaign. Averaging .833 goals per game, Morgan is on pace to score roughly six more goals before the season’s close.

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Women's Tennis to participate in St. Mary's Invitational

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BERKELEY – The California women’s tennis team will send six players to the Saint Mary’s College Invitational this weekend (Oct. 16-18) at the Timothy Korth Tennis Complex in Moraga, Calif. The Golden Bears will be represented by senior Kasia Siwosz, sophomores Stephany Chang and Catalina Visico, and freshmen Tayler Davis, Annie Goransson and Nelly Radeva. Matches begin at 8 a.m. on Friday, Oct. 16, with semifinal and final matches taking place on Sunday, Oct. 18.

The tournament is divided into three singles flights and three doubles flights with red designating the highest of the three draws; followed by white and then by blue. Some of the top women’s collegiate tennis players will be in attendance as Cal joins Fresno State, Gonzaga, Loyola-Marymount, Portland, Sacramento State, San Francisco, San Jose State, Santa Clara, Stanford, UC Davis, Washington and host Saint Mary’s.

In doubles play, Chang and Siwosz will team up; Davis and Goransson will pair up; and Radeva and Visico will take the court together.

Last year, Jana Juricova claimed the singles title as she reeled off five wins amidst an 11-match winning streak throughout which she dropped just one set. Juricova also teamed up with Rachael Dillon in the duo’s only three matches together to secure the doubles crown.

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by yellow fever on Oct 15, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

You must be so torn.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Women's Swimming in San Diego this weekend

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On the Pool Deck
California (1-0) heads to Southern California to train and swim in a relay meet with San Diego State at 10 a.m on Saturday, Oct. 17, at the Aztec Aquaplex. The Golden Bears will also train and compete in an exhibition with UC San Diego on Thursday, Oct. 15, at Cathedral Catholic High School and, as part of their training, swim in the Pacific Ocean on Friday, Oct. 16.

Saturday’s competition is not a dual meet, though it marks the first meeting between Cal and San Diego State in women’s swimming.

Scouting the Golden Bears
Cal is coming off a 158-87 dual-meet victory over Pacific on Oct. 10 at Spieker Aquatics Complex in Berkeley. Four Bears won individual events, with impressive freshman Caitlin Leverenz winning in NCAA B qualifying times in the 200-yard breaststroke and the 400-yard individual medley. The Tucson, Ariz., product swam a time of 2:13.13 in the 200 breaststroke and a time of 4:13.96 in the 400 IM.

Senior Heather White, junior Erica Dagg and sophomore Sara Isakovic also won two events each against the Tigers. White also posted an NCAA B qualifying time (4:19.12) in the 400 IM. The local product from Oakland, Calif., won the 100 breaststroke (1:05.08) and 200 backstroke (2:03.33).

Dagg, from New Orleans, led a top-four Cal sweep of the 100 backstroke (56.71) and later claimed the 100 freestyle (50.76). Isakovic, the 2008 Olympic silver medalist from Bled, Slovenia, won the 200 freestyle in an NCAA B qualifying time of 1:47.45.

The Bears opened the 2009-10 season on Sept. 18 at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, Calif., where Leverenz won the title of the Queen of the Pool after swimming the lowest combined time in a pentathlon of 100-yard events.

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Men's Soccer gets an award

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BERKELEY – California senior forward Jeff Cosgriff was selected to the TopDrawerSoccer.com Team of the Week for his hat trick in the Golden Bears’ 4-1 Pac-10 Conference victory over Oregon State on Oct. 11 at Edwards Stadium.

Cosgriff, a skillful, 6-4 player, is a local product from San Bruno, Calif., who transferred to Cal from Santa Clara this past offseason. He has flourished playing alongside junior forward Andrew Wiedeman this season and has posted career highs and ranks second at Cal in points (16), goals (6), assists (4) and game-winning goals (3) through 11 games.

Cal returns to action with a pair of road games against UCLA, at 7 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 15, and San Diego State, at 2 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 17.

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by yellow fever on Oct 15, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Cosgriff, a skillful, 6-4 player, is a local product from San Bruno, Calif., who transferred to Cal from Santa Clara this past offseason.

So, is it only football/basketball where players have to sit out a season after they transfer? How does this work?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has to do with if they are on scholarship or not. If not, they can play right away

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 15, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha. Good to know.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

First!!!

HTF am I the first one to comment? I don’t comment much anymore.

by 33SwisherSweet on Oct 15, 2009 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes, praise be to BakBak about that!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’ll use the javelin to spear Twist from afar, then kill him up close with the hammer.

And then break his bones with the shot put to make her bread.

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I love the sports that are more or less descended from caveman activities. Javelin = spearing a mammoth from a safe distance. Sprinting = running from Sabre toothed tiger. I dunno about shotput.

by sec119 on Oct 15, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crushing in the skulls of your enemies.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hearing the lamentation of their women?

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Football = Throwing or handing off your baby to escape an attacking Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball, bounce passing your loved ones to safety from stampeding Stegosauruses.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

NASCAR

Escaping from the ice age by driving around in a circle

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

“It’ll never expect another left turn!”

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gots to melt the polar caps one way or another.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Curling

Sweeping away the…ah, screw it, I got no idea what curling is for even now.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Filling in the time waiting for the landowners to die off and land reform to take place. Several hundred years in, still waiting.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball, sitting around doing nothing.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not true other people sit around and watch you while drinking beer.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, cavemen didnt have beer.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or if they did, it most likely came from Oregon.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they did

Only back then they called it “Rootmarm”.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably Henry Weinhards.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"

by JShufelt on Oct 15, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a blowhard!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Competitive Eating = Sacrificing yourself so the tribe won’t go hungry through the winter.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inability to afford a catapult / cannon.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

YO's Wednesday night report

We’re talkin’ about practice…and Harry Edwards.

Enough sun came out Wednesday to make the field at Memorial Stadium playable for practice. In fact, it was in surprisingly good shape considering how battered it looked yesterday afternoon. Cal held a full practice before Thursday’s slightly shorter practice that will end with the players boarding their busses for Pasadena.
After practice, the Bears were paid a visit by Dr. Harry Edwards, the sports sociologist who has worked with many teams on the pro and college level. Edwards has given talks to the team a handful of times over the years about topics such as diversity and team chemistry.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

From Dr. Edwards’ talk:

Losing is a disease… as contagious as polio… as contagious as syphilis… as contagious as the bubonic plague… attacking one, but affecting all.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s never lupus.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must be devasted

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I mistaken, or does syphilis stop being contagious if people just stop having sex with each other?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like that’s ever going to happen.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose next you’re going to say I shouldn’t be having unprotected sex with a prostitute while sharing heroin needles.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for self reply AND disparaging my Friday night plans.

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

If everybody got married, it would!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

twist, good friend, that isn’t supposed to happen to you before you have children.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but at this rate, one could never have children!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

When your wife comes back with a positive preggo test, are you going to:

a) Honk her
b) scream “Nailed it!”
c) Mutter “I must be so torn”
d) a) and c) but not b)
e) a) and b) but not c)
f) all of the above + a cherry on top
g) b) and c) but not a)
h) d) and b) but not f)
etc.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

b, easy.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a trap!

How could you do d) & b) and still have d) be true?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I confused myself. :)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the LSAT.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or...

Shouldn’t we be flying in Ruth Firth to talk to our team instead of this Edwards guy?

I mean she has sustained victory for a century! Screw this U$C dynasty, I want a Firth dynasty…

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it me or is he sliding out of bounds and not crossing the goal line in that picture?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's just you

I think it’s picturing him at the back of the end zone.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooohhh. There’s a back of the end zone now?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the rumor I’ve heard. I can’t confirm, however, as we’ve not seen any part of the end zone in nearly a month.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

re"d

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, we’re definitely born-again touchdown virgins…

by sec119 on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like they are performing the Rose Bowl Shuffle.

by chowder on Oct 15, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

We ain’t here to cause no trouble

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just here to do the Super ROSE Bowl Shuffle.

by chowder on Oct 15, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

We haven’t performed the Rose Bowl Shuffle since 1999, at the earliest and 1959 at the latest.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

you shouldn’t mock them like they haven’t been to the Rose Bowl since 1959 or some shit like that.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

They play in the Rose Bowl regularly!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

FML

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re playing in the Rose Bowl Saturday. I don’t understand why everyone makes such a big deal about it, we play there every other year. Who are these “Rose Bowl Before I Die” people? Are they like 16 months old?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZooNews’ child has never seen Cal play in the Rose Bowl.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither has Jack Clark Tedford NSFW Carp Jr.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel for their pain. Especially NSFW Carp Jr, who has to be the son of Carp.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are the odds his mom catches him jackin it?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the odds she catches you?*

*Do not answer this question.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

3:1

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye, CalBear81!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if she can handle your overt racism against Indian people, I think she can handle this.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Complaining about complaining about racism is racism?

I would definitely argue your comments about arranged marriage are waaaaay whackier than anything I said.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And now you hate the Jews, too. Man, are there any ethnic minorities you don’t hate???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

On a global scale, aren’t we all ethnic minorities, except Chinese, who are an ethnic plurality?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, if I understand you correctly, you love LeonPowe?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do not understand me correctly.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then, why don’t you tell us more about your day to day life royrules style so we can better understand you correctly.

PS WHY DO YOU HATE LEONPOWE SO MUCH!???!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t particularly like arranged marriages but it’s not slavery like some people think

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see this getting out of hand. As compared to most conversations with carp that end with me in hand.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one wants to hear about what you have in hand when you’re conversing with carp.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, he’s calling you out!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalBear 81 can totes handle that. It’s not like anyone was talking about having trophies in his pants.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing, too! There’s no competition.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Middle name is Pappy.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

difference between making a few jokes based on random photos and your never ending campaign to have WSU booted from the Pac10.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Drew Bledsoe

That’s three nice things I’ve said about Wazzu!!!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, youd made sweet sweet love to a wide variety of women in the Pullman area based off of photographic evidence discovered online.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure it wasn’t a variety of wide women?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Touche. TAKE THAT, COUGCENTER!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? They’re known for their cougar calves! I was just asking.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s something to ask carp about.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already know where babies come from… the UPS guy knocks up the missus, and I pay the bills.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The UPSman Cometh” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never again make the mistake of asking them to answer the question “what can brown do for you?”

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with brown, DC Trojan? >:|

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby are you brown brown brown brown brown

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing. It used to be a UPS slogan. Hence my feeble joke about having taunted the UPS delivery guy into knocking up the missus.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s still their slogan. I was just trying to make this racist trend inclusive.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A quick glance at my children would make it clear that they don’t have the benefit of an Indian parent.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to be positive here.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meaning, you’re patronizing the Indian contingent. We do not appreciate that!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t appreciate the railways, ending of suttee, and a functioning civil service either. Ingrates. No, all we hear about is two hundred years of economic exploitation and partition.

(Is that more what you were looking for?)

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally.
You’ll have to ask the other Indians, though. My family’s from Portuguese territory.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I clearly don’t have enough Indian history….there was Portuguese territory?

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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goa

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goa. Their final parting gift to India was setting the place up as a draw for drug-guzzling Euro-teens on their gap year trips.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s now known for its dance parties and trance mixes.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Kerela (where royrules is from)

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nien. They traded in Kerala but never controlled. Vasco de Gama was the first to sail to India from Europe and landed in Kochi, Kerala.

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still a lot of Portugese (and Dutch) influence there to this day.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly in a few areas. The ones I can think of are only Kochi (aka Cochin) or Calicutt (aka Kozhikode).

Also Kochi is one of the few places in India that had Jewish influence (I think Bombay was the other).

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goa

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pune…

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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Portuguese were all about trade and being missionaries, not control, though.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was French territory, too. Pondicherry, now called Puducherry. Its apparently amazing. As is Goa.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it’s a really nice place. It’s not in Kerala though, it’s in the neighboring state called Tamil Nadu

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any place as amazing as kerala to you, royrules?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

California

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pondicherry > Karela.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, no. Please.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, guess what?

California > anywhere in India

Argument over.

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by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Bakersfield?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say anywhere in California > anywhere in India.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re such a straw man sometimes.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw fuck Bakersfield. I made the mistake of driving back from Vegas instead of flying back.

The most depressing thing you will EVER see you in your life is a sign telling you that you are still 80 miles to the east of Bakersfield.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about a sign that says “Your dog just died and your girlfriend is cheating on you and you have the Herp.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is DOT the anti-Hallmark now?

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by Harsha on Oct 15, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your name something like Francis De Costa?

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Fernando da Silva.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close. At least one family friend with that name.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when they combine the obvious Hindu first name with the Portugeese last name like Dinesh D’Souza.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very few Indian names in my family.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if being responsible for 30 years of civil war in Angola wasn’t enough…

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not forget about Raj Patelstein from the Jewish part of India (i.e. Pune).

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS A fun game I like to play with my friends is Name All The Raj Patels You Know. Whoever knows the most wins!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend from Goa with that EXACT last name!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 2 friends from Goa with that EXACT last name!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Duh Me?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Dummy?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They order you around?

Serious question: What do you if your kids swear around (at) you? What if you catch them smoking pot?

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say “Russellllllll, someone is gonna get a hurt real bad!”

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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man when I was a senior in HS, Russell Peters performed at SF but I didn’t get to go :(

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him here in LA, twice. Its like seeing the Blue Man Group. Entertaining the first time, redundant the second time.

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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think seeing most comedians can be redundant the second time. Creating hours and hours of fresh material is difficult.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theft.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your search skills are unrivaled.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS I should clarify. Your non-NSFW photos search skills are unrivaled.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carp must be so hurt right now.

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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I can’t challenge carp to a NSFW-off because I am at work.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official response is that children swearing at me results in exile to their rooms / loss of privilege. If my wife’s not around, I may give them the benefit of my parental insight at 120 dB.

As for around other people, so far I think they are limiting themselves to “ohmigod” and I just remind them that some people find that really offensive and they should stick to “oh gosh.”

All that’s done is result in them telling people that they don’t believe in God (they’re 7 and almost 5, mind you.) This is not going to help them in American society so I’m thinking of teaching them to drop the F-bomb instead.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im working on not swearing for when I have kids. So, I say things like “WHO GIVES A DOODLE?!?!” or “TICKLEKITTENS!”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to have kids? Doesn’t your wife have to at least look at you first?

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that’s worked for me is “phooey,” because I’d be most likely to say variant of “fuck” and it gives me a second to catch myself.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TICKLEKITTENS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

jajaj

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS Great thanks to JShufelt for his help with this.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I bet that lady said “Kobe” after she let loose that shot put.

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with Miller on this one. This game will be a horribly painful, low-scoring affair that will leave Cal fans depressed and confused.

God, I love Cal Football!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that better than a horribly painful, one-sided scoring affair that will leave Cal fans depressed and confused?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You know, you’re right. I already feel preemptively better about this loss.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that the timestamp on the video claims that it was 10AM…on a Tuesday.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to see what happens next!!!!

Does he get his beer?

Does he eat the spilled popcorn?

Does he get arrested? or laid? or just bruised?

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 15, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d you get that video of me?

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not Indian at all!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, my cover is blown… quick, must say something Indian…

Uh… curry, aishwarya rai, dots, karma

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goa.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilner:

As I wrote earlier in the week, the Bears appear to be on the brink of collapse.

It’s not because they lost to Oregon and USC — most, if not all teams would have done the same. It’s because of how they lost: By a combined score of 72-6.

You lose 72-6, and you have problems, especially when you actually did collapse two years ago and many of the current players were on that team and are trying to fight off the demons.


The question for Cal is: How many of the problems have been fixed completely in the past 12 days and how many have been fixed partially? Because even "partially fixed" might be good enough for now.

It’s not like the Bears are facing a juggernaut this week. If they aren’t on the brink of collapse — if confidence is high and the lockerroom is together — then this would be a good time to prove it.

And they "should" beat UCLA in the same manner they "should not" be losing to USC and Oregon by 66 points.

And if they do, in fact, lose Saturday, then we could very well be looking at another 6-6 season — partly because of what it would say about them but also because of what it would mean to them as a confidence-killing, losing-streak-extending defeat.

But I think Cal wins. Might not be a dominant victory. Might not be a pretty victory. But I think Cal wins. It has to win.

And because of the upcoming schedule, a victory would count triple.

Let’s game this out …

The Bears would be 4-2/1-2 with WSU (home) and then ASU (road) coming up. They’ll beat WSU, and they should beat ASU, especially if they’re riding a two-game winning streak and have successful fought back the demons from the ‘07 collapse.

And if they win in Tempe, they’re 6-2/3-2 and a top-tier finish is possible.

Again, Saturday’s game counts triple because of the scenarios it sets in motion.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

The question for Cal is: How many of the problems have been fixed completely in the past 12 days and how many have been fixed partially? Because even “partially fixed” might be good enough for now.

Getting a couple guys healthy (Boateng, Tucker, MSG) may be a good start right there. Calming Riley down so he stops overthrowing receivers is key; can our offensive line (+ Best and Holley) give him enough time to throw comfortably?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should just pump Riley full of xanax before games. That doesn’t violate any NCAA rules does it?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  


"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the last thing you want

To get him more hyper (that is what xanax does isn’t it?)

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by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it calmed people down.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Xanax reduces anxiety. I should know. I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.

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by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard we’re going to fill the football with rocks to prevent overthrows.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

A detailed breakdown of the problems at 2B for your Oakland A’s.

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Oskitalk reflects:

Anyway, based on further reflection, here is what I believe at this stage of the season:

1) Oregon is better that we thought at the beginning of the year. They have decent players at a lot of positions, and they have some depth. Defensively, they are pretty good. They could give SC a very tough game in Eugene. This could be the year that they break the spell of the USC dynasty.

2) The rest of the Pac 10 is pretty middle of the road. Oregon State, Arizona, Stanfurd, Arizona State, Washington and UCLA could all see 7-5 seasons. Washington State is the only truly poor team in the conference.

3) Cal is a pretty good team, but a team with a glaring weakness – the passing game. And it is not a receiver issue, or a play calling issue, or a line play issue. It is a QB issue. And for that, Tedford is at fault. It is his job (partially) to develop these young guys that have good talent to become quality division 1 QBs. Kevin Riley is doing a very poor job after the first three games. And it is a matter of confidence. I think he has the physical ability. But he is not mentally tough enough to get the job done, week in and out. He had great games for the first three weeks, number 6 in the country in passing. But the last two games, against tough teams, he folded. He could not hit WIDE OPEN – REALLY REALLY REALLY WIDE OPEN players. And that level of play has impacted the rest of the team. So stacking the box and letting Riley beat you when he can not throw the ball is a disaster for the Bears. Until he can prove that he can throw the Bears will lose against decent opposition. And JT should have done a better job of developing his QBs.

4) But Tedford does not take all the blame – it is also Riley’s fault for being a head case. Earn the job. It is not your’s just because you were the best QB in Oregon coming out of high school. This is the big time. JT playing someone in front of you is not an excuse to suck when it is your turn. This is your second year of being named the starter. Get over it.

4) The PAC 10 defenses this year are much better than in the past few years. And Pac 10 QB play is much less capable than in the past few years. Having a decent QB on your team this year will give you a huge advantage. Locker, for example, is leading a terrible team to a much improved season. Next year, when Nick Montana takes the field, the Huskies will be dead meat. But for the time being…

5) The Bears had plenty of opportunity to win the game against SC. There were TONS of open men – the play calling was inspired. Even the Wildcat was pretty darn good. The Bears moved the ball fine, but just could not score. It was a very frustrating game. The defense held SC fairly well, considering the time on the field and the constant barrage of three and out for the Bears. Not a stellar defensive gem, but not bad.

6) The Oregon game was a lost cause as soon as we did not finish that first drive. We caved in, and they rose up. It is like they were released from shackles and beat down the man. And, here, there is hope for the Bears. Because we are in the same position that Oregon was at the beginning of the year. Dropped from the standing for losing to Boise State, on the road. Because of a stupid incident after the game. But Boise is now #5 in the country. And Masoli, who, I have to give him credit – is a fighter. And he never gave up and came through against the Bears and has been on a roll ever since. That Boise thing got the Ducks together. They were totally disrespected, and totally written off. Just like Cal is now. I do not think the Bears are the second worst team in the Pac 10. But that is where we currently are ranked according to Ted Miller, of ESPN.

Never forget:

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Are we in some kind of fiduciary trouble?
Bears taking the bus to LA
“We all understand the financial constraints that we’re in, and we want to do anything we can do to help out the department,” coach Jeff Tedford said. “It felt like it was something that we could help with and do our part.”

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Are these projections accurate?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s more of a “Hey, we’re trying too” thing

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should take the Basses Bus. Now, that would be a fun time!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thot it no longer existed.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU FOR CEREAL????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

100% ANTI CEREAL

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn, you Rethugs hate everything!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the Bass Alumni said.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s prior to the snap!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re prior to the snap for stealing my joke.

15 yards, repeat 1st down.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE PRIOR TO THE SNAP!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone to the Kettleman City In-N-Out!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really love that place.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 15, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bet you they do stop there…that would be pretty cool. Eating a meal w Cameron Jordan.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

quick

to the CGB Stalkermobile!

by LeonPowe on Oct 15, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to have to be really quick if you’re going to make it in time.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they weren’t leaving til after practice today. Is it over already?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But getting to Kettleman City from China is quite a long trip.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but LeonPowe is just trying to get to the CGB Stalkermobile, not Kettleman City. And, fortunately, the CGB Stalkermobile is parked in China!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Damn, I’m slow today.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I know, Avinash always called his fan the OskiMobile

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody to the Buttonwillow Carl’s Jr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the very least, wherever they go, I hope they call in their dinner order ahead of time.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Grapevine InNOut. Is that Lompoc?

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like horny, pervert carp a lot more than geographically confused carp.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is no Grapevine In n Out…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. It’s right before the grapevine (coming from the North) in Lebec. You know you’ve stopped there for your Your California series.

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by carp on Oct 15, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I think that one’s new…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t remember one in Lebec. Something to note for tomorrow.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

it has nice faux rock facade that goes up 4-5 feet.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheh….douche.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

What me? What did… Ooohhh, now I get it. heheh

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Busses are great for team building. Also for transporting and using hard drugs. We’ll see which approach they took on Saturday!

by zoonews on Oct 15, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget nausea. And beheadings.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attn Wazzu Alums: Get your Wazzu updates here

Leaf turning over a new leaf in the land of maple leafs.

This fan loves the Cougs.

Cougs are off this week as they learn how to execute a bubble screen with perfection.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I like horny pervert carp a like more than bitter, angry carp.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon…that last sentence was funny.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean my statement is false.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean it’s true either.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re really bad at picking up on Twist’s advances.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know…i’m blockin.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less disappointment, more T&A!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technical Analysis?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tamparsanda?

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Cancelled!!!!11

Twist, what are you going to do with your [whatever day this is on] nights?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, it turned into Kate plus 8 and then that bastard Jon caused a hullabaloo!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 15, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weep gently.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I for one hope the kids get some chance at growing up normally. Probably little chance of it now, unfortunately.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

More of a chance than if the show WASN’T cancelled.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have Jon and Kate already decided which one is going to be the Baron?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bama Fans of the Week

Too many good ones this week:





"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

anyone catch the “roll tied?”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some dumb reason, that made me laugh.

Rec’d!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huge disaster averted yay!

Apparently a problem was traced back to me and I was working about 2 hours today morning to figure out what was wrong (since I said I fixed it yesterday). Turns out I did fix it and it was something totally random and different! What a relief.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude you need a twitter account.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my twitter account

Don’t like it? Complain to Twist, he’ll evict me

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a grandmother?!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Twist fails at most tasks. So when he tries to evict another grandmother he’ll fuck up and end up evicting somebody else.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that somebody else could be you! I got a complaint from a S. McGee. No wait, that’s too easy. A Spazzy M. He said you need to get a Twitter Account.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If royrules is allowed to use DBDs as his twitter account, does that mean I can too?

(Note: If I had a twitter account, my tweets would consist only of political commentary.)

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 1 Indian is allowed to use the DBD as his Twitter account. Not saying that it can be, should be, or is Royrules. Just that INDIAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

INDIANS SUCK!

wait, how does this work again?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, that’s pretty much why Eric Wedge got fired. Of course, trading your best players doesn’t help.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not going to acknowledge your comment because baseball is not a real sport any more than Twist is a real person.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have chest pain.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it because the Ghost Of TwistNHooks Past is haunting you?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

I had to c+p this….it hurts to type

baseball is not a real sport

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its lupus

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Oct 15, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re admitting it! Gooooooooood.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

You’ll understand when you’re older.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been 4 years since I last cared about my SAT scores. I understand.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone didn’t get a perfect score.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder he works at Microsoft!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw MS – I have negative productivity because of your software.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microsoft invented California Golden Blogs?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist is actually a paid employee.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Gates Jr.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to claim the same but it’s really an even split between being flaky and having a shitty laptop that can’t run Office 2007 with XP and 2GB of RAM. At least, not without locking up constantly.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t an ad or anything, but win 7 works wonders on low spec computers (it was heavily optimized for netbooks). Of course office may still suck

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perchance to dream. I think that if I tried to subvert the corporate standard load I would be drummed out of the regiment (wait a minute…)

I don’t know how long we’re going to have to wait for Windows 7 – they’ll probably just start putting it on new hardware. Which they are paying 2x market for, if Corporate IT’s internal pricing is to be believed.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue how IT comes up with these pricing structures

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume they divide the cost of their weekly team lunches and salaries among the market price of laptops and then double it to account for their value add…

Seriously, the only thing they get on a Dell that I couldn’t get for the half the price is a built-in smart card reader. Presumably the rest is rentier cost for getting in the way.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get time you should take a look at The Daily WTF. It’s WTF stories from IT, software and tech management world. The IT ones are really eye-opening.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say that I was perfectly happy with both Word and Excel when they ran on my Macintosh Plus back in the late 80s/early 90s? Why can’t we go back to using those versions?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how much I can say about Office 2010 so I wont

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it anything like Office 1989? I might buy it then.

I’m still running a student copy of Office 2004 for the Mac. It mostly does what I want, if I first go into settings and turn off all of the automatic formatting “help” and such.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBH I don’t remember Office 1989 considering I was like a year old when it came out. I’ll say that I like the new Word/Excel a lot. A bit iffy on Outlook

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine, I have no intention of ever using Outlook.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a hardware or software problem. The problem is in between the chair and keyboard

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m between the chair and the keyboard. What have I done?!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You support Rishi

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tier 1 only, though. No one has plumbed the depths of Rishi enough for Tier 2.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds disgusting.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not for the faint of heart.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except all the IT guys admit that Outlook and Excel are full of 10,000 bugs that have yet to be fixed.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT guys are the dumb fucks that couldn’t get into college, dropped out or went to dumb ass schools like University of Phoenix.

They’re also the ones who drink Mountain Dew, and cold pizza in their mom’s basement.

(no offense to any cgb it people… i’m still pissed off from yesterday)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our IT guys have Masters in engineering from Caltech, MIT, Berkeley, etc.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s bitter!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said the lemon peel to the bottle of tonic water.

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 15, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DOES THE FRONT PART OF MY DESK HATE ME SO MUCH!??!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually got a shitty score

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just between you and me, so did I.

“U C a place where standards are continually lowered.”

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for asians/indians. It continually rises for us because there are too many of us at berzekely.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^THINLY VEILED RACIST STATEMENT^^^^^

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

^THICKLY VEILED RACIST!^

You should really take off that veil. It’s so 80s.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one cannot wait for 1880’s style to come back. Muttonchops, tailcoats and pocketwatches ftw.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean that’s not fashionable?

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on a day to day basis. I mean like everyday tailcoats!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For cereal. How else do I keep my watch from running away if not on a chain?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voice command…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 15, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually did get a 1600!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a tarp to get me to admit my score sucked. Damn you royrules22!@!!

I totes got like a million on the SAT, I was just joking.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a 2400 on the 1600 scale!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, right 2400. That’s what I got.

Plus, I totes nailed that question about houseboats.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 15, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the SAT, not AP Arts & Crafts.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heavy hangs the head of the head of the Indian contingent.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

“and this one’s off the reservation, folks.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling these sorts of conversations just don’t happen over at Roll Bama Roll.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said. Racist!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think “conversations” is a very generous way of describing what they have at Roll Bama Roll.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only you had like 8 arms to hold that head up!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 15, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions