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DBD 10.15.09 The Uprising Begins

Finally, a segment of the population oppressed by our tyrannical leader TwistNHook has begun training for the revolution.  Yes, Twist has finally succeeded in getting a grandmother evicted:

I think my client was angry this morning. I had her, an elderly woman, evicted from her house. She had told me flatly she did not wish to leave, but I argued to the judge that she should be evicted. And so he ordered it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You advocated against the wishes of your own client?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Yes, I did.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My love for evicting the elderly is TOO strong!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So she paid you to do the opposite of what she wanted?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, she hasn’t paid me yet, but I’ll get the Judge to order that she pay me later.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, Twist...

What the hell do you do for a living?

How the hell do you make a living?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I collect the tears of the elderly and sell them like the snake oil salesman that I am.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

 

In response, grandmothers the world over have begun training for battle.

From Yahoo:

100-year-old competes in the 75+ shot put final at the World Masters Games in Sydney

SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) – The oldest female athlete at the World Masters Games in Sydney has broken a world record in the shot put -- at the age of 100.

All eyes were on Ruth Frith, from Brisbane, as she arrived for day two of the World Masters Games, hoping to win gold in the shot put and feeling pretty confident as she was the only competitor in the over-100s category.

But her 4.07 metre (13 ft 4.2 in) throw on Sunday didn't just win her gold, but also broke a world record.

"As long as I didn't foul I was going to win it," Frith told Reuters Television.

The great-grandmother is also a keen hammer and javelin thrower and believes other pensioners should follow her example.

Frith trains five days a week, regularly lifting 35 kg (77 lb) weights.

Judgment Day is coming, Twist.  It's coming.

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