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DBD 10.14.09 I am a terrible, terrible person

We've been getting your feedback from the Golden Feedback thread and we really appreciate it.  Of course, we'd never ever make any of your comments public.  Except for the following ones.

See, we've been getting a lot that in the following vein:

Twist, you are, by far, the best thing to ever happen to me, keep on keeping on.

Twist, I don't know how you do it, your delicious munchkin, but you nail it on a near daily basis!

Twist, for the love of god, you need to cover yourself in some sort of giant tarp or tarp-like object, because your luminescent gorgeousness threatens to ruin us all for others.

Twist, I wish it was you who had my child.  Now, if you excuse me, I have to go practice my trombone.

Twist, you are like the NSFW photo of my heart.  Every morning I wake up (unfortunately, earlier than ever these days) and think Man, if only I could roll over and see Twist sleeping there so quietly.  Then, truly my life would be complete.

Twist, this is January Jones.  That was the greatest night of my life.  Never leave me.

Twist, this is HydroTech.  That was the greatest night of my life.  Never leave me.

And just on and on and on and on and on and on and on.  I appreciate all of your comments, I really do.  Keep them coming.  But please, stop complementing me so much.  I'm being serious.  I have major self-esteem problems.

In that I have too much. 

Others stand in front of the mirror each day and tell themselves positive affirmations.  You can do this.  You can achieve your goals.  You can accomplish your dreams.  You are good enough and goddamn it, people like you. 

I have to do the opposite.  Each morning I wake up, take a shower, wipe the steam off the mirror, sigh softly, stare at myself and just go "FUCK YOU YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER YOU AINT SHIT IF YOU WERE SO GOOD YOUD BE AN INTERNATIONAL JET SETTER, NOT STUCK IN A SUBURB SO WHITE THEY WOULDN'T LET THE IRISH IN.  YOU ARE INCREDIBLY SHITTY AT YOUR CHOSEN PROFESSION AND SHOULD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY TO BECOME A HOMELESS LOUT.  I HAVE NO DISCERNIBLE EXPLANATION AS TO WHY YOU MANAGED TO CONVINCE A WOMAN TO MARRY YOU.  IT TRULY BOGGLES THE MOTHERFUCKING MIND, YOU DUMBASS.  YOU WILL FAIL TODAY.  YOU WILL FAIL YOU WILL FAIL HARD  YOU WILL EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN A NEW AND INVENTIVE WAY TODAY."

I wasn't sure if these negative affirmations were going to be correct today, but then I wrote this DBD.  And I knew that I had concocted a new and inventive way to embarrass myself.  So, please stop with all the positive feedback.  My ego is so big I had to rent an apartment in the Richmond to store it.  I don't need to scream at myself much more, my wife already does such a great job at that.   So, please.  Stop.  Just stop.  Tell us how how we're doing without proverbially cupping my balls.  If that's even possible!

VBall to take on Ducks and Beavs.

BERKELEY - The Golden Bears are set to face their sixth consecutive top-25 team as they embark on their second Pac-10 road trip. No. 14 Cal, No. 15 Oregon and Oregon State each carry 2-3 conference records into the weekend and are looking to improve as the mid-way point of the Pac-10 season approaches. The Bears snapped a three-match skid as they swept No. 25-ranked Washington State to give head coach Rich Feller his 200th win at Cal. Feller's next victory will be his 500th career win as a collegiate volleyball head coach.

THE FACTS: The No. 14-ranked California volleyball team (9-6, 2-3 Pac-10) heads to the Beaver State for matches against No. 15 Oregon (12-3, 2-3 Pac-10) and Oregon State (11-6, 2-3 Pac-10). The Golden Bears square off against the Ducks in a 7 p.m. PT match on Friday (Oct. 16) at McArthur Court in Eugene, Ore. and will take on the Beavers at 7 p.m. on Saturday (Oct. 17) at Gill Coliseum in Corvallis, Ore.

SIGHTS AND SOUNDS: Fans can follow live stats for Cal's match at Oregon via links at www.goducks.com. Oregon also offers a live video feed of the match for fans who subscribe to the GoDucks.com All-Sports package for $9.95 per month. Live stats and free streaming video will be available when the Bears take on the Beavers via links at www.osubeavers.com.

FOLLOW CAL VOLLEYBALL ON TWITTER: This season, fans can follow Cal volleyball on Twitter. Stay up-to-date and get the exclusive inside scoop along with special Twitter-only photos on everything Cal volleyball at www.twitter.com/calvolleyball.

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It's mind boggling that Twist managed to convince a woman to marry him
18 votes
Twist will find new and inventive ways to fail today
7 votes
Twist is really shitty at his chosen profession
3 votes
It is embarrassing that Twist is stuck in a suburb so white they've even outlawed Wayne Brady
7 votes

35 votes | Poll has closed

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Mens soccer goes to SoCal:

This Week
Tenth/thirteenth-ranked California (8-3-0 overall, 2-1-0 Pac-10) hits the road to play its next two Pac-10 Conference games, at No. 2/4 UCLA (6-1-2, 1-0-2) at 7 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 15, and at San Diego State (3-3-4, 0-1-2) at 2 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 17. The Golden Bears are ranked No. 10 in the National Soccer Coaches Association of America (NSCAA) poll and No. 13 in the Soccer America poll. Cal is tabbed No. 15 in the NCAA Men’s Soccer RPI.

Scouting the Golden Bears
Cal lost to Washington, 2-0, on Oct. 9 and rebounded to defeat Oregon State, 4-1, on Oct. 11 at Edwards Stadium in Berkeley. The Washington match marked Cal’s first home loss and first shutout loss of the season. The Bears had their share of chances to score, particularly early and then late, but were unlucky against a good Huskies team. Senior defender Jacob Wilson returned to Cal’s starting lineup after missing three games due to injury.

Senior forward Jeff Cosgriff scored his first career hat trick and Cal’s first hat trick of the season to power the Bears to the win over the Beavers. Junior forward Andrew Wiedeman scored Cal’s fourth goal. Wiedeman continues to lead the Bears in goals (10), points (23) and game-winning goals (5); he also has three assists.

Cosgriff ranks second at Cal in points (16), goals (6) and assists (4). Junior midfielder Hector Jimenez (1 goal, 8 assists) paces Cal in assists and ranks third in points (10).

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Mens golf wins tourney:

FAIRFAX, Calif. -California won its second team tournament of 2009-10 and Stephen Hale won the Golden Bears’ second individual title of the fall season when the Alister MacKenzie Invitational was forced to cancel Tuesday’s final round at Meadow Club due to heavy and ongoing rain and winds, making the course unplayable.

The two rounds played yesterday made the seventh running of the MacKenzie an official NCAA event, and yesterday’s action – with the Bears pulling in front of the first-round leading Oregon Ducks on the strength of a great 18 holes punctuated by fiery back nine – are now the final results.

“There wasn’t a player that arrived at the golf course Saturday or Sunday that didn’t know we were in for trouble today,” said Bears head coach Steve Desimone about the unplayable conditions.

“Our highest priority was to get 36 holes in to make sure it was official and the players did a really good job getting around the course twice. We’re really proud of the way we played. When the winds picked up, we just seemed to play better and better.”

Cal finished at 23-under, five strokes ahead of Oregon, which held a seven-stroke lead after 18 holes. Colorado (-13), Oregon State (-12), Fresno State (-11) and defending champion San Diego State (-9) rounded out the top six.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens bball to start practice:

The California Golden Bears women’s basketball season is about to get underway, or at least the official preparations for the season. The 2009-10 Bears will hold their first official practice of the season on Friday, Oct. 16.

The Bears, who are coming off a season that saw Cal make their first ever appearance in the NCAA Tournament’s Sweet-16, have been doing conditioning and playing against one another in open gym time since late summer. They also have two hours of practice time per week. October 16 begins the official practices on the Bears normal schedule leading up to their Nov. 15 opener against Idaho State.

All Cal women’s basketball practices are closed to the general public. However, members of Triple Threat have a special invitation-only practice they are invited to. CLICK HERE for more information about becoming a Triple Threat member.

Season tickets are still available for the 2009-10 season. Packages include post season ticket priority – first chance at the 2010 NCAA 1st/2nd round tickets hosted by Cal; Pre-public access to single game tickets; 4 FREE general admission tickets to the Baylor game on Nov. 22; 4 FREE general admission tickets to the Stanford game on March 6th; Souvenir tickets.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Field hockey to take on Miami of Ohio:

This Week
After enjoying its biggest offensive outburst of the season in its last game, the California field hockey team travels to Miami of Ohio this week and then will host Pacific in the final home game of the year for the Golden Bears. Cal (4-8, 2-1 NorPac) faces Miami on Friday, Oct. 16, at 11 a.m. (PT) and Pacific on Sunday, Oct. 18, at 1 p.m. Sunday’s game will also be the final game at Maxwell Family Field for forward Natalie Nurnberg and defender Sophie Sproats. While both Nurnberg and Sproats have one more year of eligibility, they’re fourth-year seniors academically and will graduate this spring.

Nurnberg Earns All-Conference Honors
Natalie Nurnberg won NorPac Offensive Player of the Week honors this week after she tallied five points (1 goal, 3 assists) in Cal’s 6-1 victory over UC Davis last Saturday. As a team, this is Cal’s fifth conference weekly award. Nurnberg scored the match’s first goal in the first five minutes and followed with an assist on the eventual game-winner. She later added two more assists on penalty-corner goals in the second half.
Nurnberg’s offensive output gives her a team and a league-tying best 18 points. She is also tied for the team lead with six goals and six assists. In Cal’s last two wins, Nurnberg has scored the first goal in the first five minutes of the match.

Cal’s Offense Explodes Against UC Davis
The Bears, who had scored two goals in their previous three games, let out their offensive frustrations with a 6-1 victory over UC Davis last Saturday in Berkeley. Sophomore Erin Magill scored twice on converted penalty corners, while Natalie Nurnberg, redshirt freshman Megan Shimojima, Sophie Sproats and junior Megan Psyllos all scored, as well. Magill and Nurnberg are tied for the team lead in goals with six. Freshman Deanna Kennedy tallied her fifth and sixth assists of the season on both of Magill’s goals. She is tied with Nurnberg for the team lead in the category.
It was a season-high afternoon in a number of different categories for Cal. The season highs included goals (6), assists (6), shots (28), shots on goal (17) and penalty corners (15).

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Only if you hold me.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody’s hugging.

by sec119 on Oct 14, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hugfest 2009!

Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is everybody?

Not working I hope…

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 14, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m checking in from time to time, but yet, work has to be done.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I was out of the office, but I’m back and more bored than ever! ENTERTAIN ME, PEONS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

look, behind you!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be. Ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be…

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

She IS what she used to be. She IS what she used to be. You wanna crown her ass?? Crown her! Crown that old gray mare!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

After a month of slowness, work has picked up big time again.

by sec119 on Oct 14, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a rugby post up on the new 2010 recruits. Click on over when you get a chance.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Wilner brings up an important topic in this Saturday’s game: Special Teams

Placekicking:

UCLA’s Kai Forbath is 13-14 on field goals; he’s one of the best in the country.
Cal’s Vince D’Amato is 4-8.

Punting

UCLA’s Jeff Locke leads the conference with a 46.3 net.
Cal’s cannon-legged Bryan Anger has been struggling (39.7 net).

Punt returns

UCLA’s Terrence Austin averages 10.5 yards per return with a long of 45.
Cal’s Syd’Quan Thompson averages 5.6 ypr with a long of 12.

Kick returns

Austin averages 24.8 ypr.
Cal’s Shane Vereen averages 25.6 ypr.

Coverage units

It’s about even on kicks, although UCLA has 10 touchbacks and Cal has one.

UCLA has a huge edge in net punting, with a 41.3 average (first place) vs. Cal’s 33.9 net (last place). The Bears have also allowed one touchdown, the 66-yarder by USC’s Damian Williams.

Advantage

UCLA, by a substantial margin.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

God knows we’ll have ample opportunity to prove our punter’s excellent capabilities and Austin’s kickoff return abilities.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

there’s no way to spin this…Cal’s special teams this year are not good. it’s all about minimizing the damage, really.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stats on Punts Within the 20

I guess it doesn’t matter with the aenemic offense, but usually punts landing within the 20 yard line is a better measure. You can only punt so far if you keep punting from the 50 without getting a touchback.

by Manwich on Oct 15, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-12 in 2011? Rumors:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/260725-a-pac-12-in-2011-hints-abound

Enter Larry Scott

The recent hire of former Women’s Tennis Association president Larry Scott has strongly demonstrated that the Pac-10 is finally looking to improve its status.

Since joining the conference, Larry Scott has worked aggressively to promote the Pac-10.

He finalized a new bowl deal with the Alamo Bowl, giving the Pac-10 a significant upgrade in both payout and visibility.

Scott has been busy defending its reputation.

Scott was out in front of the Blount issue and put the Pac-10 on the moral high ground with the strong discipline set forth.

So what more does Scott need to do?

Expansion?

Another thing Scott has done is talk with the media. In a recent interview with a Phoenix sports-talk station, Scott discussed his ideas for improving the conference.

In looking at home to improve the conference, including getting better television deals, Scott mentioned that expanding the conference and adding a conference championship game is a on-going part of the internal discussions.

ESPN.com Pac-10 blogger Ted Miller discussed in a post from August that a “informed guy” with a say on expansion had recently informed him that conference expansion was something under discussion for the next two years, with Colorado and Utah as being the two ideal targets.

All well and good, but I gave little consideration of this issue until another piece of news came out recently.

Washington State University cancelled a planned 2011 trip play at Hawaii and will pay $300,000, citing “uncertain changes in the Pac-10 scheduling.”

Now, that is very odd and most likely too much truth.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Colorado and Utah would be an off combination. The conference likes teams in pairs, in state, rivals.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it as a Rocky Mtn Rivalry.

These are the best two schools one could add…from many perspectives.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this really improve the quality of football though? At least in the near term, Colorado is terrible and I find it hard to believe Utah would be as successful in the Pac-10 as they are in the Mountain West.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t improve the quality, but it improves the quantity without hurting quality too much.

It also improves our bargaining standpoint with networks. And sets up a lucrative championship game in (where else) LA.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it does. Sure Utah might not have that sparkling record like in 2008. However, they’re a solid Western football program. Colorado was highly competitive until the Southwestern Conference dissolved and became the Big12S. The Big12N has practically no shot consistently winning the Big12 as currently constructed.

As the article points out:

So, simply put the Pac-10 has four major problems:

1. Inferior television deals;

2. Weak bowl tie-ins;

3. Low revenue relative to other top conferences; and

4. Poor conference national perception.

This allows for 8 conference games (adding some matchup novelty every year), 4 OOC games, and a highly overhyped Conference Championship game against (likely) a ranked foe late in the season.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think they would go to a divisional system like the Big 12 or SEC?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

unless wazzou thows up a peace sign…leaving us to do it Big10 style with 11 teams. Yikes.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then you go get Boise or BYU or something. Getting stuck with 11 teams is worse than either 10 or 12.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boise only makes sense in Football. It would be detrimental to the other Pac-10 sports to include Boise State.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-H-I-M-S-E-L-F"

by JShufelt on Oct 15, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree. If Boise is our best option, I would hope the Pac-10 votes not to expand at all.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 15, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boise doesn’t make sense at all if the point is to significantly expand the Pac-10’s footprint. Which it is.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 16, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Idaho even a decent sized TV market?

Hell I think Bakersfield is a bigger market that Boise

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 17, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wazzu scored more points than us against USC. Wazzu scored more points than we have thse past few weeks. I believe Wazzu has won a game within the last 3 weeks.

Stop.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two games are not a large enough sample to judge the quality of (either) team’s football program.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why my BlogPoll ballot from Week 2 looks so silly now?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is not about whether or not Wazzu is better than Cal. This is about whether carp needs to keep carping on WSU being SO HORRIFICALLY BAD AS TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE PAC10.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude…I’m not…I’m just relaying the facts. Nowhere in this DBD did I say that. I think you’re just a little hypersensitive.

Angry clients this morning? Did a judge Declare you Sanche?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also relaying the facts. You always just dump on WSU over and over and over and over and over as if they haven’t been to a Rose Bowl within the last 50 years or something like that. It is, to me, just tempting the fates.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

I <3 Ryan Leaf

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, you may be the only one.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my client was angry this morning. I had her, an elderly woman, evicted from her house. She had told me flatly she did not wish to leave, but I argued to the judge that she should be evicted. And so he ordered it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You advocated against the wishes of your own client?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, I did.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My love for evicting the elderly is TOO strong!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So she paid you to do the opposite of what she wanted?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, she hasn’t paid me yet, but I’ll get the Judge to order that she pay me later.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Twist...

What the hell do you do for a living?

How the hell do you make a living?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I collect the tears of the elderly and sell them like the snake oil salesman that I am.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you argue for your own client to be evicted?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a duty, Beastmode. A duty to have her evicted. I can feel it in my heart!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was she a gypsy that then cursed you to be dragged to hell?

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 14, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, she was.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get rid of the button!!!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 14, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I’m not saying they should leave…their AD, however, has said they might due to financial reasons.

I love Pulman.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's idiotic

They’ll lose money by dropping out of the Pac-10!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t it’s that simple. Alas, I’m not an AD so I don’t know.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

<a href="http://www.facebook.com/note_redirect.php?note_id=119518553765&h=1de1ededd9e741055b0756659b422aa4&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uwyo.edu%2Fpresidentsupport%2Foutbox%2F2009%2Fwhitepapers%2Frevised%2F03_Athletics_div_1A_response.pdf" target="new">Wyoming recently considered dropping down to Division I-AA (caution: PDF). Although the numbers are obviously different, I think the basic financial realities are roughly the same. Check it out.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and, a link that actually works (still a PDF).

Wyoming recently considered dropping down to Division I-AA (caution: PDF). Although the numbers are obviously different, I think the basic financial realities are roughly the same. Check it out.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only because SC wasn’t willing to risk putting in the defensive third string in the last 10 minutes of the game against Cal.

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and a geographic one as well (unlike the ACC).

North: UW, WSU, Oregon, OSU, Utah, Colorado
South: Cal, Stanfurd, USC, UCLA, Arizona, ASU

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we get the short end of that stick, but I might not be taking a long enough view there…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

We get a tougher division, I think, but perhaps not horrendously so.

I think in the end, there’s a talent lean towards the south division (like the Big XII) because more of the best recruits are from there. It’s an easier sell getting recruits to leave if they know they’ll play a game in LA at least once a year.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

good points.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford, Arizona, UCLA, and ASU have all had periods of suck within the last several years. Although they do seem on the up and up, it doesn’t necessarily mean we get the tougher division.

Of course, any division with USC in it is going to be tougher just because.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Year 1: @USC, UCLA, @Arizona, ASU, UW, @OSU, Utah, @Stanfurd
Year 2: USC, @UCLA, Arizona, @ASU, @UW, OSU, @Utah, Stanfurd
Year 3: @USC, UCLA, @Arizona, ASU, WSU, @Oregon, Colorado, @Stanfurd
Year 4: USC, @UCLA, Arizona, @ASU, @WSU, Oregon, @Colorado, Stanfurd

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Pac-10 wants to expand it’s footprint, getting the Utah pair would be double dipping in the same market; pointless.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you shoulda been here like 8 hours ago!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously my timing on getting involved in big DBD arguments has been terrible.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

carp must be ecstatic reading this news.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

carp = Larry Scott?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado?

Well, there goes the academic rep for the conference.

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by SoCal Oski on Oct 14, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? Our conference includes Oregon, Oregon State, Washington State, Arizona and Arizona State. I believe Colorado is better than every one of those schools. Utah on the other hand . . .

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado > Oregon?

The J Crew is going to all over you for that.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we’re not talking beer here, are we?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to US News:

77 Colorado
102 Arizona
106 Washington State
115 Oregon
121 Arizona State
126 Utah
Tier 3 Oregon State

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

USNWR is kind of a joke, but those numbers sound generally right.

Btw, it’s no coincidence that the top 4 schools in the Pac-10 academically are the 4 California schools…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is a joke. To me, that’s mostly because they undervalue public schools.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If USC has passed UW, I would think that that’s a fairly recent development. I also think USC has made a concerted effort to pour resources into areas that enhance their overall ranking.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 Stanfurd
21 Cal
24 UCLA
26 USC
42 Washington

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been like this for a little while. USC is going to pass UCLA though, and probably Cal given the bias toward private schools. In the end, that is the real problem with these rankings, private schools can skyrocket upward way too easily.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed...

1. UC Santa Cruz
4. StanfUrd
21. Cal
24. UCLA
26. U$C
42. UW

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 son. That other stuff doesn’t matter.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Division III son!!!!

Basketball arenas the size of middle school gyms and a women’s rugby team that could take a run at Cal’s B team!!!

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair (I think I said this last time we discussed rankings) I’m less familiar with academic reputations as far as science and engineering go. To the best of my knowledge the two are on par, if nothing else. I know USC has a higher ranked law school and business school.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

But in its entire history, USC has only one measly little Nobel Prize!

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but we’re very proud of it. You’ve got to start somewhere.

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, to quote some unmemorable person: “How many elements on the periodic table are named after your school?”

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not named after us, but we are sponsoring Au.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure about rankings, but I think USC’s chem department reputation is more respectable than UW.

by sec119 on Oct 14, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I had no idea. Bring in Colorado then.

Would we have to compensate the Big 12 or something? How did it work when Miami joined the ACC?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They might try to poach someone. i think more likely, they grab TCU.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that would be between Colorado and the Big XII. They would be the ones potentially in breach of contract, not the Pac-10. Same goes for Utah and the Mountain West.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado and Texas nearly joined circa 1994, IIRC

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flag'd

it’s Y Crew

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not every school can have higher standards for conferring degrees than the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh.

Really? You mean that academic rep that Wazzou and ASU have provided us with?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize this is beating a dead horse…but this is rong.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That IS interesting. Because unlike conferences without a round-robin, you can pretty much project the Pac-10 schedule out until the end of time. The only other plausible explanation I can think of would be if Wazzu was considering moving the Apple Cup permanently to December or something, which would conflict with the contracted date for the trip to Hawai’i.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is one other possibility: maybe Wazzou has decided that this whole “football” thing isn’t really working out for them.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Oregon State can win, so can Wazzu. They just need a competent coaching staff.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

there have been reports by their AD that the whole money thing just isn’t there and radical changes might be necessary.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surfing’s an NCAA sport?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less than a decade removed from a Rose Bowl appearance? They’ve fallen hard AND fast…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking this, but feared my comments might rouse CBKWit.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

In his house at Berkeley, dead CBKWit lies dreaming

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

As to expansion

I wouldn’t read a whole lot into this yet. This is Bleacher Report, where anyone can write about any rumor they please.

Secondly, why would Utah leave a conference that has provided them with BCS at-large bids twice in five years for a conference that has USC in it?

Thirdly, Colorado has a longstanding rivalry with Nebraska and many other Big 8/Big 12 schools. They’ve been in the conference for nearly 50 years. Plus they already rejected one bid to the Pac-10 a decade and a half ago.

No, I’m guessing if the Pac-10 wanted to expand to 12, the 12th school has to be BYU or Hawaii. There’s no other way it works for them.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawaii will never join the Pac-10, period.

Colorado can still play Nebraska, look at Iowa and Iowa State or Florida and Florida State.

Utah would be intrigued because it would get more money through it’s involvement with the Pac-10. Also, prestige.

As for the Bleacher Report though, absolutely right. But, always a fun discussion.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I don’t really see it, since Colorado has already rejected one bid. The landscape hasn’t drastically changed for them to reconsider their position. And let’s face it, the Big 12 North is one of the weakest conferences to win with Nebraska.

What is Hawaii’s collegiate ranking in comparison to Oregon State, Arizona State and Utah?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t nixing Hawaii on the basis of academics, especially when Oregon State is in the conference.

I was nixing them because of the added travel costs and time difference. I think it’s too great to overcome.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, four trips a year to Hawaii (I’m assuming the Pac-12 would go from 9 conference to 8 conference games)? I can live with that.

Plus it has to be better for Hawaii, who currently have to travel to Louisiana Tech, Utah State and Boise State every other year.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Hawai’i would definitely do it. I just don’t see any way the Pac-10 goes in that direction. I think they’d sooner go to Boise or Fresno State.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t we just take Boise only for football?

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be OK with this. It would help preserve the basketball round robin.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god no. One filled with redneck fans, while the other with religious intolerants and racists

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we wouldn’t want rednecks in the conference! (coughWazzucough)

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For rednecks, they write extraordinarily well.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be going to Spokane next year when we play Wazzu. I’m nervous as to how that’ll be haha.

It’s amazing the difference between the Puget Sound area (Seattle area) and eastern washington

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the game, I quite enjoyed my visit to Tennessee back in ’06.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you are White…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, your point is?

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly enough, there are parts of this country in which white people get a better reception than others.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly enough, I’m pretty sure there are plenty of non-White people that enjoyed their trip to Tennessee and there are plenty of non-White people that enjoy living there. Then again, stereotypes are easy.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again I’ve been to Atlanta, GA and Nashville, TN and have seen it with my own eyes and heard with my own ears.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just say racism doesn’t exist? You’d be surprised by the things I’ve heard in enlightened cities like San Francisco.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does any of this disprove royrules’ original point that ragnarok being white makes it less probable that he would encounter racism in Tennessee?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is that while there is surely racism in Tennessee, it exists everywhere. Also, I specifically said non-Whites enjoyed the road trip and enjoy living there.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you’re attacking a straw man. I never said racism didn’t exist elsewhere, I said that royrules’ original point was that white people would be less likely to encounter racism in Tennessee than non-white people. Anecdotal evidence does not disprove this claim.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now is the time for people to pick on the straw hat band…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRAWMAN STEALIN’ MY JAERBS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stealing rags jobs!

Oh wait I don’t work in Seaworld!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do I, with that lousy recommendation from Twist! First he gets his own client evicted, and now this!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sic your dolphin on him

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor does royrules antecdotal evidence prove his claim.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have a grammar fail there. I do provide anecdotal evidence.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a punctuation fail.

He means that royrules’ anecdotal evidence does not prove his claim.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a reading fail. I read it as “Nor does royrules provide antecdotal evidence to prove his claim”

Bolded words were inserted by my mind

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think that is a fail seeing as it was pretty obvious what I was saying.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I never assumed you said that. I’m just refuting your point where you say that anyone can go to TN and feel good. I disagree. Yes racism is present everywhere but it’s A LOT more prevalent in places like the deep south, idaho, etc.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta is not the Deep South.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the Deep South includes Georgia.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. By deep south I include most Confederate states.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two terms aren’t really correlated.

Also, you’re as likely or more to have trouble in the Mountain West than in many parts of the former Confederacy.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again I include states such as Idaho (hell our argument started with Fresno which is not in a confederate state)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta? I mean I can understand Athens or Augusta, but Atlanta? It’s my second favorite city in the South next to New Orleans.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who WOULDN’T enjoy the ATL?!?!?!?!

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently not Ludakrishna?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too soon for a Vick joke?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s never too soon.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me? Yes. Just emotionally I am not ready for it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re never ready

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Twist? Is that you?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a robot. I’m not a robot. Hence I’m not Mrs. Twist

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can we be so sure you aren’t a robot? I’ve seen you dance The Robot and you were remarkably good at it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dance!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isnt that you in the back on the left?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can dance! Everybody look at your hands.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWST: That’s What She Thought.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who WOULDN’T enjoy ATM?!?!?!?!

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You enjoy “ass-to-mouth”? You’re gross

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see someone’s been surfing the web with the office door closed, again.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there for three days back in 2000 during my summer vacation when my dad had some business there. It was basically my mom, myself and my brother walking through downtown, etc and seeing and hearing things that made me want to leave immediately

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s an adequate sample.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that I have to endure that for three-four years and only then I can make up my mind and say it’s a racist place?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than three days would probably be a good idea.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three days was 2.999 days too long.

BTW ATL airport sucks. Not for the racist but because the cops are assholes (to everyone) and there are way too many vagrants there

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your sample is pretty small.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if Beastmode is saying that. But if he ain’t, I will!

GO BACK TO THE DEEP SOUTH AND DON’T RETURN UNTIL YOU HAVE A SUFFICIENTLY LARGE SAMPLE OF UNRELATED ANECDOTES REGARDING POTENTIAL RACISM!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Fuck

You

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. such anti-semitism. From seattle people. Well, I’m never going there.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your kind ain’t welcome here son

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your racially tinged patronization only fills me with further happiness. That’s because self-loathing brings me joy.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes keeping my mouth shut is the best thing

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the exact opposite of what I used to tell my girlfriends.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiyo!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, that would also happen at a CGB tailgate. Or anywhere Twist was present.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.
To be fair, that would does also happen at a CGB tailgate. Or anywhere Twist was present.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In downtown Atlanta? From white people? You do know that Atlanta has one of the largest if not the largest middle class black populations in America?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying what I saw. I didn’t like it there. And that’s that. And I sure as hell will never be going to Boise, ID or Brimmingham, AL.

I do however want to go to New Orleans

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing “things that make you want to leave immediately” is not exactly specific.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s talking about Rishi naked. God help us all if he does get more specific.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like seeing you naked?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it’s not specific. It’s been 9 fucking years. I remember not liking it, receiving crappy service, being called dot heads,..

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like Top Dog or Raleighs or half the places in Berkeley, minus the dot heads thing.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, you’ve never been to Looney’s.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually haven’t; I keep meaning to, but the fact that Rishi loves it…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t stop you from loving motinos

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you talkin' bout?

I got excellent service at top dog at 1am!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?!

not liking crappy service and being called a dot head?! THAT is your discrimination story from Atlanta?!?!?!??!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said one of small details. If you want me to list out everything, well that ain’t gonna happen as it was about 9 years ago. I was fucking 11 years old!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 11, I thought a lot of things.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought a dog could play basketball.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think, I saw and heard. Veni, vidi, vici minus the vici part

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by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope that few others of our readers think that using a racial slur doesn’t quite rise to the level of discrimination.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea the vengeance my community would strike upon me if they found I was responding to a hairy-chester on a forum.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is your hope? Where is your change???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean a whole lot.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. I was traveling with non-white people (even -gasp- interracial couples!) and had no problems whatsoever.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did you strike out the word gasp? Formatting fail?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

formatting fail :(

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I say at any point that non non-white people enjoyed their trip to Tennessee?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed my trip to Tennessee and I’m totally non-non-white.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably proofread my posts before I hit “post”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re beard is black! And your hair is black! And your heart is black! Your eyes are red.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mostly responding to royrules saying that Whiteness had anything to do with enjoying a road trip to Tennessee.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It very well could. That was his point. Which answers your original question.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m white and I hated my trip to Knoxville…

Although racist isn’t as blatant as in the past, people definitely seem to only associate with those of their own race there…

Now I hated Knoxville for many many MANY other reasons, but I have to agree that the feeling of “Separate but Equal” still applies down there…

But Eastern Tennessee in general sucks… Though I got to go to Gattlenburg (where they invented the Gattling gun) and drove past Dolly World (that looked like a retarded Disneyland)… Never mind those both sucked as much as Pigeon Forge…

E. Tenn. edges out Ft. Collins for worst place I’ve spent an extended amount of time in…

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

*racism

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point is that being White, he can travel to 99% of America without a single problem.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing he wouldn’t fit in well in the inner-cities of our fine country.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the 99%. Actually 95% would’ve been better

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can too, you just don’t really know it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I’m white and I have major problems no matter whereever I go!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cause you’re actually not a white. Your race is called inanity

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I still have major problems wherever I go!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have major problems even when you don’t go anywhere!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long story short, I’d like to blame white people for my problems, please.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Twist… that was my fault…

I hear El Paso is beautiful in December....

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I’m white and I have major problems with Twist even when he doesn’t go anywhere.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should start a “Hurt By Twist” support group

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer to keep my secret shame to myself, thank you very much.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

First step to recovery is to admit that you have a honked by twist problem

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all great negative affirmatins! THIS DBD HAS COME FULL CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, an Indian person whining about unfair, ridiculous treatment based on arbitrary notions about ones’ background.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s totally relevant. Because royrules is personally responsible for the caste system.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is?! That’s awful!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical Spazzy, make an accusation then back off because you can’t substantiate it.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Do you honestly think I thought Royrules22 is responsible for the caste system?

…really?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is the caste system even remotely relevant to a random Indian person complaining about discrimination?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is ironic. An Indian person is complaining about white discrimination in America when there are (imho) far worse problems with discrimination in India.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I don’t live in India and can’t do shit about it

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want me to bring up your bad restaurant service at the next Whitey Convention in Atlanta?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ku Klux Khan doesn’t really hold conventions anymore.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Shriners’ convention was set for Toledo next time?

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it ironic? What does someone’s ethnicity have to do with cultural/legal issues on the other side of the planet?

That’s like if a Japanese-American person got mugged and you said “It’s ironic you’re complaining about getting mugged; remember Pearl Harbor?”.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I say that to my Japanese friends all the time! Same way I remind them of seppuku everytime I stab a sword into my chest.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really like that at all. Discrimination in one country is comparable to discrimination in another. Bombing a naval base in one country is not comparable to being mugged in another.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing the point, which is that you can’t hold people responsible for the actions of other people just because they happen to share slightly more genes than they do with the rest of the human race.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not, nor did I ever “hold him responsible.”

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think royrules is responsible for 72-6 for his “I’m buying my tickets for Pasadena”. Can I still put him on trial?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought CALumbus Bear assessed costs against him?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what you just said.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew there was something fishy about him.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I leave for 5 days and I get replaced by some whippersnapper. When did this place become like work?

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do?! That’s awful!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those three are not mutually exclusive.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we’ve already got USC . . .

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are not rednecks.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regular trips to Boise or Fresno? Neither is all that appealing.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise is a nice town, Fresno, not so much.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. But they’re both more likely than Hawai’i.

Contrary to popular belief, “places you’d like to visit/vacation at” are not near the top of the criteria list for any possible expansion.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence of a flawed system.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting until Uranus Tech starts fielding teams. The heckling will be stellar.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, because they don’t play on planet earth?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a school name like “Uranus” the possibilities are limitless!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it would be planetary, not stellar.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but “planetary” doesn’t carry the same effect.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Planetary Hecklers would make an excellent name for a rock band.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that business decisions made in the interest of corporations or other limited entities don’t necessarily serve the greater good of humanity all the time?!?!?!?!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps? Alls I’m saying is that if I found out I was going to Boise/Fresno for pretty much anything, I would be disappointed.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldblooded just texted me to inform me that Kendricks is not going to start at UCLA due to missing practice because of a shoulder injury (???) and h (Kendricks) is upset about it. The text is moderately confusing, but I know that Goldblooded due to his job interacts with the players. Somebody else texted me to tell me that they saw Jorge on crutches. All very confusing.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Cortizone.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Kendricks upset the Crystal Football of Power with his comment?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

FINAL: No TV for Wazzu Game

I emailed Sandy after reading a Jonathan Okanes report saying the game will not be televised, even after additional efforts from the AD. This was her reply:

BM,
 
We worked diligently with Comcast Bay Area and Comcast NW to get the game televised both in the Bay Area and for WSU fans in the NW. Comcast had some operational and telecast window issues, as well as the issue of the $64,000 that needed to be paid to Mussco lights for the lighting equipment usage (not the electricity for turning the lights on). Obviously, the lighting issue will be alleviated in the renovated CMS, as we will own the lights so there would be no fee.
 
I would like to correct one statement in Jonathan’s report. There is no revenue associated with a Comcast Telecast. Comcast pays us a lump sum for football, basketball and Olympic sport sponsorship, whether or not they telecast a football game. We have typically been able to arrange 1 per season. They (Comcast) already televised the Eastern Washington game. As you are aware, both our ABC/ESPN and Fox partners pay us in excess of $200,000 per game for television, which we split the costs of the lights (actual equipment, not the electricity) with the visiting team.
 
I know that none of this changes the fact that we’re not going to be televised for WSU. But it was not for lack of trying to work something out.
 
Thanks for your support.
 
Go Bears!

SB

I for one really appreciate her additional efforts. I really can’t wait for a renovated CMS and for a better television deal.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Coach Mike Singletary?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, a renovated CMS will totally restore his hairline.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Content Management System?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how she emphasizes that the cost of electricity is a separate issue. Maybe the new stadium could install stationary bikes in the student section, to generate electricity for the game. Free tickets for anyone willing to run in a hamster wheel.

by sec119 on Oct 14, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my internet cut off today morning. For not installing the latest security patches. And since my phone is a VOIP phone that meant I had no phone either! So I had to call IT using my cellphone and get them to reenable my internet and I spent about an hr installing updates. Dammit

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s an hour you could have spent doing work!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually only have a little work that I needed to finish. I came in early so that I could get done before noon but looks like that’s not happening. Fuck!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would you all afternoon then?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go home?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who gets off work at noon on a Wednesday?!

No wonder Windows and Office cost so much…sheesh…

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today is my last day at work this week…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did the interview go?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it went OK. I’m not real confident, but I think I’ve got a shot. I won’t know for a couple weeks either way, unfortunately.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest listing Twist as a reference. That’s SURE to get you the job.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear, just the thought of that made me shudder a little.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

shudder in delight?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Sea World value an inane lawyer listed as a reference?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hat both of you. BOWLER HAT. I’m sick as hell and I’m gonna be at work until at least 6:30 today.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at work ‘till 7 yesterday. I can go home whenever I finish what I need to finish. I was planning on finishing it by noon today but that’s not going to happen

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just means you get to spend more time on CGB!

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not working today and I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I worked at home until a little after noon, came in to the office to talk to a couple of developers (often better in person), and I’m leaving in about 45 minutes because I’m going to the US – Costa Rica World Cup qualifier this evening.

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already fedora hat you, sir.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall add a derby to the hat-ting.

by sec119 on Oct 14, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got his XBox back, duh.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday the #1 ranked Cal Golden Bears kicked off their 2010 season with a resounding 49-7 win over UC Davis. The very next game had the Colorado Buffs come into Berkeley looking to upset the #1 Bears. At half I was leading 21-7 but Colorado scored 3TDs in the 4th quarter to take the game into OT. However the defense clamped down and forced a turnover on downs. Two possessions later Vereen took the pitch into the endzone to seal a 41-35 Cal win.

Riley was 18-28 for some 280yds, 3TD and 1INT. Hawkins (the CU QB) went some 21-24 for 330yds and 5TDs. Vereen had 17 carries for 160yds and 2TD. But the clutch plays were Riley breaking free from a sack and hitting Marvin Jones for a TD… twice! Once with 5 seconds left in the first half and the last with 1min left in the 4th to put Cal up 35-28 (and Colorado needed one 60yd bomb to tie it up). Riley also broke free from a sack to hit Vereen for a first down in OT.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crappy Windows.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

shut it you

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Lou Albano is dead.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a 5 day old baby.

He is hairy like a monkey. I’ll provide further updates as information becomes available.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Twist already honked him in utero.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you let CBKWit hold your baby. They should call Child Protective Services on you.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this gonna be like blade, where the child now has immunity to zombies?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late, he’s already been manhandled by the CBKWit. It went about as well as it could, all zombies considered.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I read that wrong – you already knew about the zombie incident. Nap-time!

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he be able to play pass coverage for us at linebacker by Saturday?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He IS a big boy. More importantly he already understands leverage principles.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short answer: yes.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he grow up to post pictures of animals on intrawebs message boards?

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it you are making me cry happy tears of hope for our collective future.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no good; I only like yummy tears of sadness.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you a moth? Some moths drink the tears of sad sleeping birds.

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they can. I’m sure zoonews can provide us with photographic evidence.

dboneisloose

by HolmoePhobe on Oct 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure its yours? Are you sure your wife just didnt steal carp jr? Has anybody checked on carp jr?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting pissed on today. Yeah me.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Rishi was around to look down upon you.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he likes it?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I wouldn’t have to do it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden showers?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

congratulations!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 14, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play Date!

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flipped Big-Rig Blocks WB Bay Bridge

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5 / KCBS / BCN) ― A big-rig overturned Wednesday afternoon on the westbound Bay Bridge mid span and blocked four out of five lanes, authorities said.

California Highway Patrol spokesman Shawn Chase indicated that the crash, involving a Safeway truck, occurred just after 2:30 p.m. at the new S-curve section of the bridge.

Chase said only the left lane remained open.

The top of the truck’s trailer ripped open, spilling its contents onto the road.

Chase estimated that it would take at least an hour to clear the roadway, but by 4 p.m. it was still uncertain when the lanes would be reopened.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 14, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Free food for everyone! Everyone head to the Bay Bridge!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if that food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.

Since I don’t see him around, start shoveling!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS To CalBandGreat…………….TOO SLOW!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Twist, you win. But beware. We Germans aren’t all smiles and sunshine.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could go all sorts of ways

Good thing Rishi isn’t here

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

(resists Safeway Club Card jokes)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

For trashing Notre Dame? If that’s the worse he’s done he’s a saint in my eyes.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, so many bad spelling and grammar errors. I can’t even read it.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Oct 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st QT

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise St. 8 - Tulsa 7

Boise St. went for 2. Cray-cray.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell would they go for 2?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK what that was all about, but Boise’s D is having probs stopping Tulsa’s offense.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So maybe they’re expecting a shootout 1pt victory.

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. Though, just because the succeeded doesn’t mean it was a smart decision. Eh, whatever.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulsa just scored again!

Will they go for two?

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Tulsa 14 – BSU 8

Cal Football: It could happen!

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, keep it, possibly, a two score lead.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I know it’s not necessarily a designated two point play. The give the spread look and if they have an advantage in numbers anywhere on the field they run the play, otherwise they go into their normal kick formation and kick the point.

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by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I didn’t even see it. That makes much mores sense.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that part too.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tucker, Boateng and Summers-Gavin all back according to JO.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry about all the feedback Twist. I got a little carried away.

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by rollonubears on Oct 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

…….so, that wasn’t January Jones???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was January Jones

but that wasn’t hydro. Sorry.

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by rollonubears on Oct 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG stop by the Tulsa defense. Can’t give up a TD there.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Big dropped pass by the Boise receiver. Kellen Moore makes probably one of the best passes he’ll ever make for sheer coverage-busting precision, puts it directly on the numbers, and the receiver coughs it up. Stupid stupid stupid.

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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that ball was tipped.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just tuned in to see

Lou Holtz aka Mortimer Snerd, spitting at me through the flat screen.

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by ak_A on Oct 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

“Great football teams have two great ’backs. Look at Oklahoma…”

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME ending to the USA-Costa Rica match!

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

crap, I didn’t realize it was on TV!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me it, bc reading about it online will, most likely, be more exciting.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA got down 2-0 early. Played with heavy hearts as Charlie Davies is still in serious condition. Scored a goal about 2/3 or so thru the game. Then, in stoppage time, with seconds to go, USA had one last chance, a corner kick. And, they converted. Instead of automatically qualifying Costa Rica now has to go to a playoff and USA wins CONCAF.

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeeet.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they could have eased off at the end there. I thought the Costa Ricans behind us were going to have a core dump.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

core dump?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 15, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was focusing on the “dump” part.

Perhaps “Code Brown” would have been a better choice…

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love that stoppage time!

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And here you were a skeptic!

What it does go to show is that soccer just like any other sport – you play to the whistle or suffer the consequences. The Costa Ricans tried to sit on a one goal lead even when they had counter-attacking opportunities and hoped they could arse about until the game was over. I felt for the supporters more than the team.

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that was a bonehead play. Could have been an incompletion, but the receiver thinks “…BALL!” and dives on the deflection… for a loss. Brilliant.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How conservative. Go for the kill, Petersen! You’ve already converted the 4th down once on the drive, why not twice?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOKE, WIDE OPEN, NICE WORK TULSA

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by BeastMode on Oct 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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