DBD 10/1/09: A Time for Regrouping. And Honking.
After the Massacre at Autzen (h/t Avi), General Ragnarok led his troops back across the River of JDraft to DBD Forge, where they could hide from the Ducks and prepare for their next battle with the Trojans.
The first order of business after regrouping was the funeral of CBKWit, who had died valiantly in battle at Autzen.
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CBKWit: Um, actually, I'm not dead. |
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Ragnarok: Alas, poor CBKWit. I knew him, TwistNHook. |
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TwistNHook: Oh ya! Mein khafi sundar hu! Go Bears! |
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Ragnarok: Geez Twist, CBKWit just died, this isn't an appropriate time to be joking around. |
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TwistNHook: Toads for cereal! HONK! |
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Ragnarok: Alright, let's just get on with the council of war. Marshawnthusiast Hydrotechbar, your report on preparations for the upcoming battle with USC? |
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Hydrotechbar: IT'S A TARP! |
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Ragnarok: What? A Troubled Assets Relief Program? |
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Hydrotechbar: Yes! Our offensive line can't repel a pass rush of that magnitude! |
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Danzig: Yes...you see...after the feds reduce the interest rate...the value of marginal derivatives will go sideways...because Google is secretly watching them...by the way, I'm posting this from Mars. |
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TwistNHook: We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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(Enter DC Trojan) |
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DC Trojan: No, we're doomed. |
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Ragnarok: What? How are you doomed? |
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DC Trojan: WE UPSET THE CRYSTAL FOOTBALL OF POWER! Also, I'm Scottish. Scottish people are funny sounding. Involuntarily. |
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Avinash: All such omens aside, as I pointed out in my post yesterday, Cal's defense has always been strong against USC. As a matter of fact, Cal is always one of USC's lowest scoring games of the year, as follows:
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TwistNHook: DOUBLE BREASTED! HONK! |
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(Rishi stumbles in) |
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Rishi: WOO! Motinos for everyone! Where's Frieda Pinto? |
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Ragnarok: Um...any thoughts on Saturday's game, Rishi? |
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Rishi: After we win, we will plunder the enemy camp! Song girls and lemon drops for everyone! |
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(Crowd cheers) |
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rollonubears: What are Song Girls? I don't understand. |
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Carp: This. (posts nsfw links) |
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rollonubears: I'm feeling strange and unfamiliar feelings. |
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TwistNHook: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SCARF? |
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Ragnarok: Can we get back to football? Hydrotechkbar, what do you think our game plan should be? |
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Hydrotechkbar: The wide receivers will create a perimeter, while Jahvid Best runs into the end zone and attempts to score a touchdown. |
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Spazzy: I have a better idea. Let's ask USC to go hiking with us, and then have them mauled by bears. Like this:
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Rishi: You know, we could also go drinking with them, get them drunk, and then have them mauled by bears. |
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TwistNHook: Im pretty sure that's how CBKWit died. He was HONKED by a bear! |
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CBKWit: I'M NOT DEAD. HELLO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? |
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TwistNHook: Hey, has anyone seen my short shorts? |
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Bartholomew the Bear: WAAAAAAAAAARGH! (Translation:) |
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(Meanwhile...) |
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RoyRules: What is thy bidding, my master? |
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Pete Carroll: Good work last week. This week, I want you to sabotage Cal Football by posting a FanPost about how Cal can still go to the MNC... |
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CALumbus Bear: (jumping out from behind a curtain)AHA! Costs assessed against both of you! And Twist! |
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Pete Carroll: Who is this man, and why does he smell like scotch...and Ohio? |
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CALumbus Bear: YOU smell like scotch and Ohio! |
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Pete Carroll: I am so fucking confused right now. Fuck this, I'm starting Mitch Mustain. |
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Bartholomew: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! |
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Damn, this must have taken a LOT of time formatting. Kudos.
A shot of curry powder in your honor.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
I knew you were of the Curry Persuasion.
by 33SwisherSweet on Oct 1, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ROFL
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ve got USC and a time warp to deal with? That’s just unfair
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 1, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Very interesting read here.
It captures a lot of the thoughts I’ve been having about the changes going on in the Pac-10, and the very real risk that with another disappointing season Cal could slip into the middle of the Pac.
We are teetering on the edge, and this is simply a huge game for the program’s near-term prospects.
GOLD OUT MOZAMBIQUE!
I don’t think Cal slides down in the Pac-10, even with a .500 season this year (of which, I doubt will happen). Cal is still a young team, currently we are starting 3 seniors on offense (Tepper, Tucker, Holley) while starting 5 sophomores on offense, excluding Shane Vereen at tailback. And although we have 5 seniors on defense, Eddie Young isn’t a vast improvement over his back up, Brett Johnson isn’t vastly better than Sean Cattouse, a redshirt freshman in Josh Hill is pushing a junior for playing time, meaning we will only suffer a drop with Thompson, Alualu, and Ezeff.
Plus, we have new facilities, which has been Cal’s recruiting weakspot over the years. On Saturday we will be hosting a lot of top 200 talent, 4 star and 5 star prospects will be wandering all over Berkeley. Lache Seastrunk, Owa Odighizuwa, Gabe King, Sean Parker, Jordan James, amoungst many.
On Saturday we will be hosting a lot of top 200 talent, 4 star and 5 star prospects will be wandering all over Berkeley. Lache Seastrunk, Owa Odighizuwa, Gabe King, Sean Parker, Jordan James, amoungst many.
This is why I think it is so important to play well on Saturday and the rest of the season. I don’t think we necessarily need to go to the Rose Bowl, nor am I sure how realistic that is at this point, but with a Top-20 finish this year, I think we keep the good guys who have already verballed, land a couple of these guys and end up with an awesome class.
If we play poorly on Saturday, which I think is a real possibility (sorry, but I still haven’t recovered from last weekend – I’m usually an optimist…really) I see a 6-7 win season, no new high-profile recruits and decent potential that guys like Tevin Carter and others defect. With UW, UCLA and Furd on the way up, I think that puts us in danger. We have not had great classes the last 2 years, and I don’t think we can afford a third.
GOLD OUT MOZAMBIQUE!
Lache Seastrunk, Owa Odighizuwa
It would be awesome if Cal Football could get these guys based solely on the awesomeness of their names. This program has had a few awesome names, and these guys could be right up there.

Lache Seastrunk, fast as hell.

Owa Odighizuwa, would kill you for a Klondike Bar.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Seastrunk fail

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It’s fucking hot in South East Asia. The kind of hot that punches you in the chest and beats you around the head and shoulders until you just give up and go get an ice coffee.
I’m celebrating my country of residence’s 60th anniversary celebrations by getting the heck up out of there and go to the 4th and least evil, reletively speaking socialist country in Asia.
I’m going to go gorge myself on com, ban minh and pho over the next 4 days, and even I have to re>’d this post.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is so much hilarious in this video (want the full game summary go to :22, if you want the funny go to 1:30).
I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m going to be a terrible parent.
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Why did they even have defenders way back there to return the field goal kick? It’s not like they needed the points. If anything they should have been up at the LOS preventing against a fake-fg kick or at least trying to block the kick rather than returning it.
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I’m guessing they were playing two safety deep in case they threw a long pass and didn’t want them being beaten off the LoS. They just gaffed when they fielded the kick.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Other than Cal's games, what other college football games are you looking forward to in Oct?
Here’s Feldman top 2, which are pretty obvious must-watches (warning: need Insider subscription to view all).
1. Florida Gators vs. LSU Tigers (Oct. 10)
We’ve all pointed to this game for months as the biggest potential stumbling block in the Gators’ march to a perfect season — and all that was before Tebow’s concussion.
The brief history: Two years ago in Baton Rouge, LSU took some fourth-down gambles and won. Last year it was ugly: Florida won 51-21. Florida is trying to get through a season without losing to an SEC West team for the first time in a decade.
2. Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners (Oct. 17 in Dallas)
The Longhorns won last year but feel jobbed because OU was sent to the Big 12 title game and got a shot at the BCS championship. This year, it sure seems that this game could decide whether the Horns get the BCS berth this time around. Oklahoma, meanwhile, is optimistic that it can use a win at Miami (Oct. 3) and then this game to springboard itself back into the BCS picture.
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Heisman Pundit doesn't like Doc Saturday's analysis of USC's offense
You have to wonder if ‘Dr. Saturday’ is even watching the games, as he makes the case here that USC’s current offensive problems are basically about turnovers and penalties.
No mention that the numbers put up so far have been against the weakest part of the Trojan schedule. USC is averaging 19.3 ppg the last three games and if you take away that last drive against Ohio State in the final minutes, it falls to 16.6 for a unit that returned nine starters from 2008 (also, two of USC’s scores against WSU came off of an onside kick and a turnover inside the Cougar 30). The Trojans are one of the worst teams in the country at third down conversions. But why get into that? Much easier to slap some selective numbers together to ‘prove’ that the latest edition of the USC offense compares to recent ones.
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Why would you take away the last drive against Ohio State?
Surprisingly, if you randomly take away a touchdown from any team, their points per game goes down.
Who would have thought that?
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
She’s cute, but that is the most heinous outfit on the planet. I’m sure Twist is jealous (“why didn’t I think of that belt buckle?!?”)
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 1, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not really a belt kinda guy. I have a few that I used mostly for my sagging pants. I rock the suspenders more often.
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I’m sorry…SHE DID A PHOTO SHOOT IN SC GARB?!?!!!111
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I’m confused. Don’t you ogle Song Girls all the time?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
No. I mean…define “all the time?”
Plus it’s Aaron Rodgers, man. He’s supposed to be one of the good guys and marry Carlee or Sarah or something like that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
CC believes Allan Bradford will step into Stafon Johnson's role.
Bradford is a bruiser if given the chance but he is not a short yardage, goal line running back…even the coaches acknowledge that. Bigger does not necessarily mean better sometimes you need some some agility and Johnson provided that. Of course the flip side is that if USC is on the opposing teams goal line and Johnson was back there you could call it a telegraphing of the play. SC has been guilty of that in the past. With Gable or Bradford back there you could still say that SC will try to punch it in but you never know of they could pull a rabbit out their hat with a new look
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Rec'd and rec'd hard
I almost laughed. Almost.
(I’m still depressed, after all.)
Praise be to Tedford!
There’s a tw’er on BearInsider. probably the most prominent Cal fan on TW.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
Is he one of those negative “FIRE TEDFORD” type of BI guys?
Cause I definitely have never seen any such character on Tee Dub.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Xtasy…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Mens water polo to take on USC:
Bear Bites:
In a showdown between two of the most storied collegiate water polo programs in the nation, the No. 4-ranked Cal men’s water polo team (8-2) will host No. 3-ranked and defending national champion USC (9-1, 1-0 MPSF) Saturday, Oct. 3 in a noon match at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears, who defeated the Trojans in both the 2006 (7-6) and 2007 (8-6) national championship matches, fell to USC earlier this season, 8-6, in the third-place match of the NorCal Invitational, Sept. 20 at Stanford. Cal has won an NCAA-record 13 national titles, while the Trojans have four titles. The match versus USC is the Bears’ MPSF league-opener.
Cal Standouts:
Head coach Kirk Everist’s troops feature several key returnees from last season, including senior captains Spencer Warden and Mike Sample, and juniors Brian Dudley and Zach White – all members of the Bears’ 2007 NCAA championship team. Warden and Dudley notched scores during the 8-6 win over USC in the `07 final. Warden, a three-time All-American, garnered second-team All-America honors last year after leading Cal with 40 goals and 68 steals; while Dudley was an honorable mention All-American after scoring 28 goals, including a match-winning shot in overtime at Long Beach State. The Bears also feature 6-2, 190-pound sophomore attacker Cory Nasoff, who earned this season’s first MPSF Player of the Week accolade when he notched 11 goals in three Navy Open matches with seven assists, five steals and two ejections earned. Nasoff is currently tied for fourth in the MPSF with 2.33 goals per game. As a team, Cal is second in the MPSF with 13.7 goals per game.
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Womens Tennis hosts Nike Invitational:
BERKELEY – The California women’s tennis team begins its fall tournament season as hosts of the 2009 Cal Nike Invitational this weekend (Oct. 2-4) at the Hellman Tennis Complex and the Channing Tennis Courts. Some of the top women’s collegiate tennis talent from around the country will converge on Berkeley for a three-day, three-flight tournament with play beginning at 8 a.m. PT each day. Cal welcomes players from Arizona State, BYU, Fresno State, Long Beach State, Minnesota, Nevada, Oklahoma, Pacific, Sacramento State, Saint Mary’s (CA), San Francisco, Santa Clara, UC Davis, UCLA and USC.
Singles players will be divided into three flights; Gold, Blue and White. The Gold and Blue flights will each carry 32 players with the top eight in each flight holding seeds. The White flight fields 12 singles players. Doubles teams will be separated into three flights as well. The Gold doubles flight will feature four seeded teams atop a field of 16. The Blue doubles flight will also feature 16 teams; two seeded. The final doubles flight will be determined closer to the beginning of play. Players and doubles teams eliminated in the first round of play will be placed into consolation brackets which will not be played to completion.
The Golden Bears have three singles players ranked in the ITA preseason rankings. Sophomore Jana Juricova holds the No. 4 ranking and is joined by No. 18-ranked junior Marina Cossou and No. 26-ranked junior Mari Andersson. Andersson and Juricova are ranked No. 2 in the nation among doubles teams as the defending NCAA doubles champions.
10 other participating players hold ITA preseason singles rankings: Arizona State brings No. 7 Kelcy McKenna and No. 68 Micaela Hein; BYU brings No. 97 McCall Jones; Long Beach State brings No. 121 Anais Dallara; Oklahoma brings No. 71 Ana-Maria Constantinescu; Pacific brings No. 69 Jenifer Widjaja; Saint Mary’s brings No. 55 Alexandra Poorta; San Francisco brings No. 45 Jenni Heinser; and UCLA brings No. 11 Yasmin Schnack and No. 37 Andrea Remynse.
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Mens tennis heads to Fresno State:
BERKELEY – The California men’s tennis team will send seven players to the 2009 Fresno State Bulldog Classic this weekend (Oct. 2-4) at the Wathen Tennis Center and the Fresno City College Tennis Courts in Fresno, Calif. Nine schools will be represented at the annual Central Valley tournament as Fresno State hosts the Golden Bears, Cal Poly, Fresno City College, Nevada, Oregon, San Francisco, UC Santa Barbara, and the defending NAIA Champion, Fresno Pacific.
The Bulldog Classic is a traditional bracket tournament with A, B and C flights for singles; A and B flights for doubles. Approximately 70 players will take part in the three-day event with matches beginning at 9 a.m. each day. Cal will be represented by senior Bijan Hejazi; juniors Zach Gilbert and Bozhidar Katsarov; sophomores Sky Lovill and Tommie Murphy; and freshmen Riki McLachlan and Christoffer Konigsfeldt.
Last year, the Bears won both doubles titles as junior Pedro Zerbini teamed up with partner Geoff Chizever to win the A Flight doubles championship and junior Zach Gilbert earned the B Flight doubles crown with partner Andy Chirita. Zerbini also advanced to the A Flight singles final where he fell in a third-set tiebreaker to Fresno State’s Rikus de Villiers.
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Two decade long rugby manager to end full time role with bears:
BERKELEY – Jerry Figone, for over two decades the team manager for California rugby, will take a well-deserved vacation from the Golden Bears for the rest of 2009 before transitioning to a part-time schedule.
Figone will dip his toe into the retirement pool by ending his full-time status with Cal but will remain a match-day mainstay with a significant role on the team.
“I am forever indebted to the experience, the love I have and feel from these incredible student-athletes,” Figone said. “I look forward to the next chapter of this great program.”
Figone first joined the staff as an assistant coach in 1985, one year after Jack Clark became head coach, and over time became the team’s manager. He was also involved with Clark in USA Rugby beginning in the mid-’90s, eventually becoming its equipment manager.
“Jerry continues to be a key ingredient to our success in building this program,” said coach Clark. “He’s a loyal friend and respected colleague for me personally and to every man who has matriculated here. I’m just so glad we’ll still be able to count on him on a part-time basis.”
On Figone’s new schedule, Clark said, “Since full-time work is about 80 hours a week to Jerry, we’ll need to show great discipline in not allowing him to reduce it by half and call his efforts part-time.”
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Womens golf to head to Washington:
The No. 17 California women’s golf team will compete in their second tournament of the season, the Edean Ihlanfeldt Invitational, near Seattle, Wash. Monday Oct. 5 through Weds. 0ct. 7.
Cal is coming off a second-place team finish at the Golfweek Conference Challenge held Sept. 13-15 in Primm, Nevada. Cal finished a single stroke behind first-place Pepperdine in the tournament that featured 18 teams from 18 different Conferences. The Bears four scoring golfers posted no-worse than one-overs in the final round to give the Bears their push toward victory. Sophomore Diane Kwon had a very steady, consistent tournament, carding three straight one-over 73’s to finish at +3, in a tie for sixth place. The Bears were once again paced by preseason All-American Pia Halbig. The junior finished tied for third with a 216 (E).
This week, the Bears head to the Pacific Northwest for the Edean Ihlanfeldt Invitational, hosted by the University of Washington. The tournament will be the first glimpse that Cal gets at some of this year’s Pac-10 squads. The tournament will be held once again at the par-72, 6,130 yard Sahalee Golf Course in Sammamish, Wash. Sahalee is rated one of the top 100 courses in America with 27 holes carved out of the tall majestic Cedar and Douglas Fir native to the Pacific Northwest. The club hosted the 1998 PGA Championship and the 2002 World Golf Championship-NEC invitational and will serve as the host for the 2010 US Senior Open.
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Whats a website where I can host mp3s and I can send people links and they can go and listen to the song? Tnx.
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lastfm.. but imeem is my favorite. Just upload whatever mp3 you have and you can post the link here.
http://www.imeem.com/
Imeem keeps stalling on me during the upload. Do you know why this might be? And LastFM wants me to download some program to upload stuff. Is therea ny way around that?
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Yes, I dont know what the problem is. It keeps getting to a certain point and then just sitting there. I really appreciate any help you might be able to give. I uploaded to my facebook page, but I want to share it with people who arent on facebook. I’ve heard there are a few.
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I just signed up for three other services and tried them out. Wow… now I remember why I settled on imeem. The others don’t include players, playlists or require software or worse… requires anyone that wants to listen to your song to register.
Im assuming you just don’t want to host a file.
http://www.filedropper.com/
You want the song streamed once someone clicks on a link right? You want your playlist saved and you want people to interact with your playlist and discover other music. I can’t spend anymore time looking, but maybe the DBD can help. My hope is you just get Imeem working.. it works for me, there’s nothing wrong with the site… i just uploaded this track:
http://www.imeem.com/people/jT2IJJ7/music/3MZARnHY/2-live-crew-me-so-horny/
You capture the essence of a CGB DBD to a T. Now I’m going to go pee in the sea, and pack my things to flee, and lay by the bay. What do you say? I just may!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
1.5gigs
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/1877287/California%20at%20Oregon.avi
right click, save as. Do not share this link.
Becoming a mod has really changed you.
I’m not sure I like this new, exceptionally bitter, stand-offish Avinash.
Why do you let Twist influence you so much?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
The day I let Twist decide to influence me is the day I decide to die.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
SWEEEEEET!!!!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, danzig! I don’t know when I can bring myself to watch it, but I’m glad to have it.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 1, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Flashforward
Anyone see the pilot last week?
I thought the adverts looked really intruiging, but I never got a chance to watch it until last night. Man, it’s really good. The show has been compared to Lost and the comparisons really aren’t that off. Sure, it doesn’t take place on an island, but the overall feel is the same (there was one especially Lost moment towards the end of the show).
The premise is really interesting and I really hope this show can carry on for a while.
Episode two is tonight.
Thoughts?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
My big question is why the F do I have to remember the kangaroo? Otherwise it was good.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 1, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
As soon as I saw the Kangaroo, I seriously felt like I was watching Lost (the polar bear moment, specifically).
Of course, a Kangaroo in the city could simply have escaped from the zoo.
Also, I wonder if animals lost their consciousness too.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Yes, because they’re fast. Hard to draw a bead on them, tackle ’em, if need be.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Oct 1, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Has some promise...
but the show tends to beat people over the head with the ‘clues’; ie, the kangaroo. Like right after they show it, they go to commercial with a “Don’t forget the kangaroo…it might be important!”
Yeah, no shit. It was a fricken’ kangaroo in the middle of the city running around. Like I’m going to forget that.
Show does have some promise, but they need to lay off the “IMPORTANT TIP! SMACK SMACK SMACK” meme.
Today’s episode is supposed to revolve around that plotline.
The whole “predestination vs control of future” thing is such an awesome idea.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
And it’s been done a thousand times prior. Doesn’t change the fact that it’s an interesting concept, especially since it’s not just limited to one character.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
CalNet and I watched it online last night, too. It’s a good idea, pretty well written and acted. But I didn’t like the directing: too heavy handed and cheap looking. One of the great things about Lost is they really sell a cheap special effect to make it look good. Flashforward definitely missed that lesson. Also, the idea that the main character would have a scary conversation with his young daughter on a swing set late at night (with the requisite crane shot of the backyard) is so cliche it should never be done again. All that said, the show has been added to our DVR… hopefully it will get better (LOST) and not worse (Heroes).
ren'd
Particularly loved that rollonu used Twist’s scarf as a cleanup rag.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

Taken from the Silver post, which is a must-read for anyone with a pulse.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Just a reminder

I think the word DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED is the one you’re looking for
Also, as a self-hating Scot, I don’t even sound Scottish. I am morose and prone to attempting to save money though.
You switched to Geico?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Do they have a half Crystal Ball in there as well?
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Wilner has an interesting piece up:
At Jeff Tedford’s press conference Tuesday, I asked how far back he’ll go watching film of previous Cal-USC games.
His answer: Three years.
So I pulled out the box scores from the past three Trojan-Bear affairs and looked for clues and trends that would help me get a handle on Saturday’s game. One jumped out:
In the three games — all USC wins, of course — the Trojans have outscored Cal by a total of 35 points.
But in the fourth quarter, USC has outscored Cal by 28 points (actual score: 28-0).
That means there’s a mere seven-point difference for 45 minutes and a massive edge to USC in the final 15.
It seems fairly unlikely that Cal will be far enough ahead Saturday that it can once again cede the fourth quarter to USC and still win.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
STOP RIPPING OFF MY STUFF MAINSTREAM MEDIA
I wrote the exact same thing yesterday! HOW DARE THEY STEAL MY INSIGHT!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAA John Wilner…. what a fraud!!!!
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
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It’s kinda awesome that bloggers sometimes have more valuable insight to offer than mainstream journalists.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
It’s kinda awesome that bloggers sometimes almost always have more valuable insight to offer than mainstream journalists.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I think it’s kinda sad that mainstream journalists sometimes have less valuable insight to offer than bloggers.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
It’s almost as if you’re trolling for a political argument!
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Or, in the alternative, making a joke. I could see why it’d be so difficult for you to figure that out.
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DAMNIT STOP THE DOUBLE STANDARDS
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Ok, ok, ok, we’ll pretend to laugh at your unfunny jokes, so there is no double standard.
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A) In what world is that funny?
B) If I make any political statement, joke or otherwise, you warn me. That is called a double standard.
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Most of your political statements are you bitching that there’s a double standard.
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Depends on your vantage point, honestly.
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That’s fair. Journalists should be at least a 7 or an 8 on the insight scale. That the occasional amateur might rate a 9 or a 10 isn’t really a shocking idea, and the fact that they can now cheaply and easily spread their insight over the internet, without the aid of multinational media corporations, is a very cool development.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
We’re trying to figure that out, Benedict Arnold-khan.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else nervous about the recent seismic activity and, I dunno, a game in Strawberry Canyon this weekend?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I agree. Let’s play the game in UC Davis’s shiny 10,000 seat stadium!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
This is how deep royrules22 is undercover
The Emperor doesn’t even use a PC. Which, if this were BN, would be a little odd.
Now he was sitting behind his desk, kicked back deep in his swivel chair, listening to music, alternating between e-mail on his Mac and texts on his iPhone. (He uses the stopwatch app to clock forties.)
You work for Microsoft, and are represented above by a Windows icon. And yet you are (hypothetically) taking direction from The Emperor, who uses a Mac. The disconnect is supposed to throw people off the trail.
As for Mac users… I bought your bloody OSX version of Office, what the hell else do you want?
XBox 360, now Windows 7. Next you’re going to tell me to buy a Crackberry and to order pizza from Domino’s.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah get a WinMo phone and a Zune HD
(as I say this I’m listening to my iPod and probably will get an iPhone when my Verizon contract expires)
In other words, Go Bears!
I actually have a WinMo phone on Sprint (work-supplied) and an iPhone. The WinMo phone is fine, but it’s like alternating languages.
I think that’s what my phone is on – works very well with ActiveSync for Exchange over the air. Actually it’s making it a hell of a lot easier to get people mobile email, b/c crackberries are pretty much restricted to people with an actual need as opposed to any manager with opposable thumbs. Gives me a much better chance at finding the far-flung members of my flock.
Check off the guys with NFL futures???
Right now I only count three definites. Yellow fever, we missing anyone?
1. Will the real Cal please stand up? California can’t possibly be as bad as it looked at Oregon. You look up and down the roster and check off guys with NFL futures and just shake your head. So, do the Bears put it together and play to their potential against USC? Or will they look out of sync again? It’s possible that Cal could put forth a strong effort and still lose, but at least that might leave some sparks for a strong run through the rest of the conference slate.
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I hear we have an incoming freshman next year that is the 2008 California State Champion Rope Guy… He’s going for two in a row this year… 5*
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
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Is there an NFL Rope Guy Draft?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope just one man... on a mission...
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
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Best, Alualu, Anger, SQT?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
You never know with punters. We’ll see where he is in two years.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Confucius say: “You never can tell with punters.”
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Schwartz almost definitely
Vereen too. Cam Jordan. In addition to SQT, Alualu, Best of course
Then you get into the younger guys: Yarnway, Summers-Gavin, Kendricks, etc. Those guys are a long ways off, but have a shot.
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So I wrote this DBD because people have been (understandably) down lately and I figured we could all use some cheering up.
Having said that…I kind of agree with the Bear Territory article. In a lot of ways we seem to have reached a kind of critical point in the resurrection of Cal football. Obviously one game is only one game, but I think that winning this game will make everyone forget about Oregon and finally think “Ok, Cal really IS an elite program”. Losing the game won’t hurt us, but it will further solidify the idea that Cal is now a decent-to-good program but has reached its ceiling. Obviously these impressions are not entirely accurate, but as we’ve seen perceptions matter as much as – and sometimes more than – actual results.
So read that Silver interview a few more times, put your game faces on and GO BEARS!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Oct 1, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe I’m missing something about the Cal fan culture, but Oregon was just one game. Having a setback, no matter how gruesome, isn’t indicative that Cal football has plateaued. Even if Cal were to lose on Saturday, it wouldn’t mean that.
I think what you’re missing is the fact that Cal fans are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
This was supposed to be our strongest team to date. This is also supposed to USC’s weakest team to date (both within the Tedford era, of course).
Like the article says: "The point is that 2003 was a long time ago and it still has not been the year. "
dboneisloose
I think you are confusing University of Southern California with University of South Carolina. Go Cocks!
Go Bruins!
Listen...
Not everything that is remotely sexual is a “That’s What She Said” joke.
In what corner of your mind can you imagine a girl actually saying “Go Cocks!” in the sexual way the joke implies?
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What you are missing about Cal fan culture is 51 years of not getting to the Rose Bowl. I am 50 years old. Cal has never gotten to the Rose Bowl in my lifetime. As an $C fan, I don’t think you can even imagine what that’s like. The fact that we are still willing to be hopeful about getting to Nirvana every year (or almost every year) shows how amazingly resilient and optimistic we are, while our tendency to fear the worst is a necessary survival skill.
by CalBear81 on Oct 1, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just wish one Bay Area team would get a championship I could celebrate. I was nine when the 9ers won their last super bowl. Boston has had, what, like nine championships since then? This is just getting ridiculous.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
GO DE LA SALLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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says the Miramonte grad…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What part of WRONG is so confusing to you?
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I knew it was Campo!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You are so white.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I became a baseball fan in 1989, when I was 7. What a spoiled child I was. I’ve been disappointed every year since.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I started following baseball during the Giants ’93 season.
…I’m not spoiled.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
(I was 8)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
(that was Barry’s first year in SF, and the year the Giants blew a gajillion game lead to the Braves to lose the division by one game, a game that was decided when the Dodgers beat the Giants, in LA, on the last day of the season, 12-1).
(So I know a thing or two about disappointment.)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 1, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I became a fan of my favorite team, the Cleveland Spiders, in 1899.
It was a poor decision.
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I’ll bet you also became a fan of William McKinley and silver bullion as an effective way to back our nation’s paper currency. How’d that work out for you?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Talk about spoiled . . . I became an A’s fan in 1971. They won five straight division championships and three straight World Series. I remember sitting in the Coliseum after the A’s got swept by Boston in the 1975 playoffs and thinking that this was impossible. The A’s always won the World Series. Two years later came free agency, all the players left, and the A’s were hands-down the worst team in baseball. Is it worse to have success when you are very young, and then have it taken away, or to never know any success at all?
It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 1, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Talk about spoiled, I became a fan of Jesus in 31 AD. Thought he’d be right back!
And now, almost 2 millennia of painfully losing seasons. But there’s always the thought “WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!”
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by TwistNHook on Oct 1, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, did I just get told, Blood libel style, or what? GET ME THAT CHART!
Here it is:
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It’s hard to believe that there was a two-year span in the 70s when the As, Warriors and Raiders all won championships…
dboneisloose
Rick>Brent>Zito’s Twitter>Zito>Jon.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
First of all, who’s Rick Barry? Secondly, so there WAS a mythical time when the Warriors were once good. Interesting…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
if only your dad had been born in Pittsburgh
it’s a good life, trust me.
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you've not been a Cal fan nearly enough to
understand the DOOM a blowout like this causes us.
Go Bears Go
Michael Silver has reinvigorated me.
We need to beat U$C because they are evil fucks and that is that.
I have seen the enemy...

…and he has frosted highlights.
by zoonews on Oct 1, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, he’s like the most Aryan person I’ve ever seen. I swear to god, there’s a good chance his ancestors chased my ancestors out of Eastern Europe. I bet he has a lot of repressed feelings and hopes someday to backpack around Europe.
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Michael Vick had some good ideas.
And if he was fighting mangy curs and bitches like these, nobody would have cared. Unfortunately, he chose non-U$C festooned dogs. Lovable pit bulls at that.
I love how they are all little accessory dogs...
Shocker that their pretentious, sweater-wearing, former song girl of and owner chose to abuse these poor little animals… I bet they are kept in a purse in the escalade throughout the whole game too :( tear
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
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Fact!
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
Real Bears Trust Durex!!!
But that's only because then they'd have souls...
Like my mom once told me after a Cal v. U$C victory in the 90's, "See son I told you, Trojans always pop under pressure"
Real Bears Trust Durex!!!
two words for you and your cronies
Road games.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 1, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
You can’t spell ASS-SUCK without ASU but you don’t see us making a big deal about it.
by DC Trojan on Oct 1, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you can’t spell Shmuck without U-S-C!
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you also can’t spell CALcium….
Because… you need that for strong bones… and such
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Oct 1, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can’t spell Fuck You, USC without USC.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 1, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Don’t be so hard on DC. He’s doing his best. It’s a known fact that a majority of USC students don’t know how to spell USC.
He’s doing his best
A recurring theme from every report card / employee evaluation I’ve ever received by the way.
Even your daughters’ report cards you’ve received?
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 1, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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