The definition of "determination."

by SoCal Oski on Jan 9, 2009 11:13 AM PST Comment 20 comments

Apparently Bobby Bowden will be coaching at FSU again next year. That isn't a big surprise, I guess. After all, the money is good and having millions of toothless Florida rednecks revere you as some sort of god has to feel pretty cool. Oh, and the FSU coeds you get to screw is a nice incentive too.

But let's not kid ourselves. Bowden is back on the sidelines for one reason. He hates Joe Paterno, and will not stop coaching until he either overtakes him or dies. It's an obsession with Bowden. Even during games, when he ought to be managing his team or working with the coordinators about in-game fixes, he's constantly checking his blackberry for updates on Penn State games. He even has an old picture of JoePa taped to his bathroom mirror so he can look at him every day and get motivated.

This obsession is sick.

Someone needs to sit that old hillbilly down and explain to him that his place in NCAA football history is secured regardless of whether he gets more wins than Paterno. And that he will never again see the success of the 90's.

There really isn't anything quite as pathetic as a bitter old man still engaged in vendetta.

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I sincerely hope JoePa coaches until he's 100

Just to deny that cronyist Bowden is share of history. FUCK THE NOLES.

by BearsNecessity on Jan 9, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Isn't Jimbo Fisher supposed to take over or something?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 9, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I think Prince Charles has a better chance of taking over first.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 9, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

lolz

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 9, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Of course, any record ultimately set by either Bowden or Paterno will one day be surpassed by Jeff Tedford. So give it up, old guys, and accept the inevitable.

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Jan 9, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

The definition of "determination", according to any Fox announcer

TIM TEBOW!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 9, 2009 1:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

HE WILLS HIS TEAM TO SCORE

THE DEFENSE IS GOOD BECAUSE TIM TEBOW YELLED AT THEM

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 9, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

GET ON YOUR FEET!!!

GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
GET ON YOUR FEET!!!
STAND UP AND TAKE SOME ACTION!!!

by zoonews on Jan 9, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

apparently he’s very strong NSFW

Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.

If Tim Tebow was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.

Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity – twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.

Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Tim Tebow lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

http://www.tebowzone.com/facts

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