The definition of "determination."
Apparently Bobby Bowden will be coaching at FSU again next year. That isn't a big surprise, I guess. After all, the money is good and having millions of toothless Florida rednecks revere you as some sort of god has to feel pretty cool. Oh, and the FSU coeds you get to screw is a nice incentive too.
But let's not kid ourselves. Bowden is back on the sidelines for one reason. He hates Joe Paterno, and will not stop coaching until he either overtakes him or dies. It's an obsession with Bowden. Even during games, when he ought to be managing his team or working with the coordinators about in-game fixes, he's constantly checking his blackberry for updates on Penn State games. He even has an old picture of JoePa taped to his bathroom mirror so he can look at him every day and get motivated.
This obsession is sick.
Someone needs to sit that old hillbilly down and explain to him that his place in NCAA football history is secured regardless of whether he gets more wins than Paterno. And that he will never again see the success of the 90's.
There really isn't anything quite as pathetic as a bitter old man still engaged in vendetta.
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I sincerely hope JoePa coaches until he's 100
Just to deny that cronyist Bowden is share of history. FUCK THE NOLES.
The definition of "determination", according to any Fox announcer
TIM TEBOW!
I outworthless the Maharg.
HE WILLS HIS TEAM TO SCORE
THE DEFENSE IS GOOD BECAUSE TIM TEBOW YELLED AT THEM
I have no new information on that at this time.
GET ON YOUR FEET!!!
GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
GET ON YOUR FEET!!!
STAND UP AND TAKE SOME ACTION!!!
apparently he’s very strong NSFW
Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..
Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.
If Tim Tebow was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.
Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity – twice.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.
Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.
Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When life gave Tim Tebow lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.
Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
http://www.tebowzone.com/facts
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Tim Tebow once stiff-armed Chuck Norris and gave him a broken sternum
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old Tebow gf pic?
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These are just chicks posing with him, carp… HE DOESN’T HAVE A GF. STOP WISHING AND HOPING!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
what r u suggesting?
http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tim-tebow-kiss.jpg
http://www.scarletbuckeye.com/college-football/2982-tim-tebow-funny-si-cover-lmao.html
http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tim-tebow-kiss2.jpg
and my personal fav,
http://www.tebowzone.com/images/tebow-girl.jpg
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Seems carp has developed his own Teboner.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 9, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
he is the # 2 JR TE prospect...
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