DBD 1.15.08 Reasons for Being Flagged
So yesterday we had a record setting 29 flags given out to individual comments in the most EPIC DBD ever. That number doesn't count comments which were flagged by multiple people, so the real number is a bit higher, which, after a rough count was about 39 individual flags. Including the three flags for TwistNHook's DBD yesterday, that puts us at roughly 42 on the day.
Some of you guys were lame and said you were flagging a post but didn't actually click the flag button.
For for those of you that exercised proper flag technique, here are some of the reasons why people were flagged (the identities of the flaggers will be kept anonymous):
Spazzy McGee flagged for: for pointing out the sheer dumbassery, for letting the duck beat you, Illegal use of the word "flagged" without actual flagging, Maa chodh, and for not making up your mind
Rishi flagged for: hates raptors, overzealous use of rec button is causing recflation - haitians are already rioting due to resultant food shortages, no reason, and for stupidity.
Although Rishi wasn't flagged today for this particular reason, the following reason was reason enough for someone to flag Rishi a while ago: giving mic man credit.
Carp flagged for: slut slut slut, for responding to self, too late for 2009 heisman, for misinterpreting my subtle sarcastic nature, flagged for recing someone who was complaining about there not being enough recs - dont be a pushover!, thinking he was the only one who actually flagged, stupidity ,
MCM711 flagged for: MCM711 kills kitten, I can't read this repetitive shit all day!!! I have my nose to pick and ass to wipe!,and deserved.
And an epically long explanation for a flag: flagged. I don't care for the name MCM711. It reminds me of Roman numerals, which reminds me of the show Rome, and a brigand like MCM711 should not be associated with the greatness that is this show. Remember the part where Titus Pullo BITES OUT THAT GUY'S TONGUE? Wasn't that AWESOME?!
CalifornaBone flagged for: he said UCLA and I'm on step 9 [of the UCLA obsession recovery program, and he said UCLA!
CountDuku trolled for: Trolled by own request.
HydroTech flagged for: for not taking flagging seriously, flagged due to harsh flag enforcement,
and trolled for: You think you know everything don't you?! Well, how many toes am I holding up? 2? Wrong. I don't have any toes!
JShufelt flagged for: for secretly trying to get people to rec this dbd. people rec what they want!, shu fails, and inappropriate taste in beer. also, something to do with being a sick duck, but I forget the rest. his mother's a whore.
TwistNHook flagged for: flagged because Rishi made me, Explaining flags, and fagmo (supposed to be "flagmore"?)
Trolled for: 17
Spammed for: lil wayne, for wasting my life
BearsNecessity flagged for: for incorrect usage of blockquotes
Although this one didn't happen today but it was still funny.....
BearBallCarrrier flagged for: Insulting the Chargers in general and Philip Rivers in particular
Now, like I said, we'll keep the identity of the flaggers secret to make things fun and interesting. But also because I want people to know that their identities won't be given up when they truly do flag a comment for a genuine reasons (which does happen occassionally too). Note: I didn't include any REAL flag reasons for REAL flags.
So yeah, don't stop putting funny reasons for the flags. People do see them. Namely me, Twist, Rags, Fever, and CBKWit when he's actually not swamped with work.
also...
Big props to Rishi for being the latest CGB member to be banned from Bruins Nation!
although we can't see exactly how many of our members are banned, I think we're at around 3 or 4.
Who gets the award for the most offensive commentator of us all?
Coming in at 2nd runner up.... (drum roll)
Rishi with 11 total flags (1 spam, 2 trolls, and 8 inappropriates).
Coming in at 1st runner up..... (drum roll)
Carp with 14 total flags (8 inappropriates, and 6 spam flags).
And now, your 2009 and reigning MOST OFFENSIVE COMMENTATOR award goes too.....(drum roll)
TwistNHook with 34 total flags (16 inappropriates, 1 troll, and 17 spams).
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Isn’t iodine orangy-brown? If sea salt had more iodine, would it be orange?
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Jan 15, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions
Ooompa Loompas are orange.
I love the Men’s Octet Oompa Loompa Song.
Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Don’t blame the kid, that’s a lie .. . a shame
You know exactly who to blame . ..
da da da da da
Stanford University
Hooters girls are also orange (on their shorts)
Coincidence?
I have no new information on that at this time.
you are correct sir…iodine crystals are purple, but they sublime at room temperature to coat everything with this weird orange-brown color. I2 in water is also orange brown.
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wow…I can’t believe I got 2nd place! That’s like being the fastest loser!
I’m a bit confused…when flagging, what constitutes “inappropriate” and what constitutes “spam.” I don’t remember having that option when I thought I was the only one flagging.
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I wish I could rec this fanpost, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to flag a post about flagging.
That said, made me laugh. Awesome.
Also, is there a way to run an analysis to see who had how many posts in yesterday’s EPIC dbd?
I have no new information on that at this time.
my guess…it’s either you, me, Spazzy, MCM@$$, or T. Nathanial Hook I, Esq.
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There’s this things called counting…
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
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Lets get some links up in this bitch, people. I’ll do the official site, but you guys have to bring it from the Chron, from the CoCoTimes, from the Mercury News, LETS DO THIS THING:
Mack, Follett named to ESPN All-Bowl team (no Best?!?!?):
BERKELEY – Center Alex Mack and linebacker Zack Follett have both been named to ESPN.com’s All-Bowl team for their performances in Cal’s 24-17 victory over Miami in the Emerald Bowl.
Mack helped pave the way for the Golden Bears to rush for 217 yards and average 7.2 yards per carry against the Hurricanes. Jahvid Best was the primary beneficiary, totaling 186 yards and two touchdowns on 20 carries, while Shane Vereen churned out 36 yards on eight rushes. In addition, Cal’s offensive line did not allow a quarterback sack.
Mack was also a member of ESPN.com’s All-Bowl team in 2006 after the Bears’ 45-10 win over Texas A&M in the Holiday Bowl.
Rugby wants to win UCLA Tourney:
BERKELEY – Starting with a dizzying draw against six Pac-10 teams on Saturday, California will take the field eight times this weekend in a bid to take home its fourth straight title at the UCLA Tournament.
The Golden Bears hit the ground running with Oregon at 9:30 a.m. Saturday followed in quick succession by USC at 11, Arizona at 11:50, Washington State at 12:40 p.m., UCLA at 1:30 and Oregon State at 2:20. Head coach Jack Clark and coach Tom Billups are likely to mix and match players to meet the demands of the day.
Cal plans to use every one of its 55 players on the travel roster, with the Bears’ 25-member frosch-soph class likely to see much of the action.
“It’s a big ask mentally and physically to front to this much rugby over a weekend, but I sense it’s just what we need,” coach Clark said. “Competition is what our youngest players need most.”
Last year, the Bears advanced past Oregon, USC and Washington State to face UCLA in the final.
With a format of 40-minute matches for Saturday and 60-minute matches for Sunday, the Bears will play 360 minutes of rugby in total this weekend, the equivalent of over four full matches. The conclusion of Sunday’s action will mark the end of nine contests to date in the Bears’ 2009 campaign, putting the roster’s varsity playing experience at an impressive depth considering the season began only one week prior.
2009 Men’s gymnastics preview:
BERKELEY -With a solid core of returners and a bright freshmen class of eight recruits, the California men’s gymnastics team looks to have a solid foundation for the upcoming 2009 season. Although the Golden Bears lost eight letterwinners from the 2008 season – including five-time NCAA champion Tim McNeill, who is helping coach this year’s team as a graduate intern – the team returns nine letterwinners and welcomes seven newcomers.
“It is always the goal is to be competing the last day of the year in the finals of the NCAA Championships,” Weiner said. “We need to see if we can be a good enough team together to be one of the final six teams and give ourselves again the chance to have a shot at winning the championship. Now, having said that, we lost a lot, but we also have a lot back.”
The talented senior class of four gymnasts – Kyle Brady, Kyson Bunthuwong, Justin Franklin and Evan Roth – will provide leadership and depth for the Bears. Brady, who is a three-year letterwinner and is in his first year at Cal’s Boalt Hall School of Law, joins the team to close out his collegiate eligibility. Franklin joined the squad last season as a junior and his season best score came in the upset over Penn State (March 15), with a 14.150, and the Vallejo, Calif., native is hoping to add floor and vault to his repertoire in 2009.
Captaining the squad this year are Kyson Bunthuwong and Roth. Kyson Bunthuwong, who will return to the all-around for Cal, excels at both pommel horse, on which he is a two-time All-American. Roth had the team’s best result of the year on vault with a 16.150 at the NCAA team qualifier (April 17). Weiner notes that Roth has matured since coming to Cal and that he has the ability be an NCAA ring and vault finalist this season.
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UCLA cornerback Alterraun Verner, who led the nation in passes defensed, will return for his senior season, according to a release for the school.
The ESPN.com first-team All-Pac-10 cornerback was credited with 20 passes defensed (two interceptions and 18 defenses) and his average of 1.67 per game led the nation.
Gwen Knapp on Big Mac…I used to love that guy…
But the best defense for McGwire has nothing to do with the slippery ethics of doping. It’s the fact that he didn’t commit perjury. Whatever grandiose vision he might have about himself, he didn’t have the gall to lie under oath, thinking that people would just believe him because of who he is.
Contrast that with Roger Clemens, whose Congressional appearance included the following: A. A defense about growth hormone used at his home that shifted the blame to his wife, who apparently wanted to look hotter than usual while posing for the SI swimsuit issue, B. Discussion of a supportive call he received from the elder President Bush on a duck-hunting trip, and C. Borderline hysteria over Andy Pettitte’s incriminating statements.
In fact, Clemens’ “he mis-remembered” line has more staying power than McGwire’s aversion to talking about the past, because it can’t be erased and because some wag Photoshopped a picture of Pettitte, adding a beauty-queen tiara and a sash that said “Miss Remembered.”
that’s all I got for now…slow news day.
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MCM should like this one...

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by carp on Jan 15, 2009 7:46 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
i like it!
but i wish it would say “INTERNET SPEAKS – motherfucker, do you speaks it?”
maybe zoonews could do it…he’s awesome at photoshop and other epic programs
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Zoonews is too busy making/finding robot gifs

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Mike Montgomery is Jesus on the baseline
Eddy Kleinhans, the team’s public-address announcer and KNBR host of “March2March,” got openly mocked for his preseason prediction that the Bears were going to get a tournament berth. Media had projected Cal would repeat its eighth-place finish, but Kleinhans knew something that had yet to become public knowledge.
“To a man, every player I talked to said they were learning so much in workouts,” Kleinhans said. “It was obvious that Montgomery was wholly changing the culture of the team.”
The most dramatic change has been in the play of Jerome Randle, who is second in the conference in scoring at 19.1 points a game and has raised his assist total while committing fewer turnovers. After a nearly perfect offensive performance (26 points, 10 assists) against Arizona State, Randle gave Montgomery the credit. Of course, Montgomery maintained that the junior point guard made the improvements on his own.
Montgomery has been able to walk a tightrope between giving the players confidence in their abilities while demanding even more. He gives them freedom to make decisions, and teaches when they make the wrong ones. He is never satisfied, but not demeaning.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
For hating…

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Ive always wondered what its like to be declared Sanchez.
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I’ve also wondered what itd be like to have breasts and a vagina for a day. Goddamn, thatd be a fun day.
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It’d just be a normal day for Rishi…
And 50.65% of the world’s population.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
greetings left coast denizens...
you might remember me from the great hippy removal event of ’08… i return at the urging of twistnhook to draw attention to a story i read recently that struck me quite applicable to the events here a few months back.
the media column of SF Weekly had an interesting piece yesterday that was hinged off the protests in the bay area due to the BART shooting. the title pretty much sums up the story: Why Can’t Radicals Protest JUST ONE THING At a Time?
what applies to the aborial-oriented-hippies that descended upon your campus is toward the end of the essay after the author astutely points out (like quite a few commenters did on these boards during those turbulent weeks) that the protesters really had NO INTENTION of achieving any specific goal such as stopping the tree removal. so what was their real goal?
The answer, of course, is to protest: They want to protest, and it doesn’t matter to them if they accomplish anything. In fact, it’s better if they don’t, because then there will be more to protest.
This is a movement of “tender misanthropes” – Florence King’s term for people who mask their hatred of humanity through idealistic crusades that make people miserable.
Protesters who don’t want to win can’t bring themselves to say “I hate people,” or “I want to see things burn” because their vanity demands that they be morally superior: Saying “I will make people suffer until all the world’s suffering is ended,” however, gives them both the chance to look down on others AND be an S.O.B for as long as they like.
nail, meet hammer.
in any case, congrats on a fine end to your season… i wish my team had done so well in their bowl game.
by kleph on Jan 15, 2009 8:59 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
You're like the danzig of protest news information....
Rec’d and thank you!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
danzig is unflaggable
therefore, you are unflaggable…
Roll Tide!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
War Eagle!
Alabama Fandom: I’m doin it, Ron.
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watch it, TNH...
you are taking a chance of having residual chizik-taint sticking to you next season.
ROLLTIDE!
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kleph
thanks for the info. I’ve been reposting Alabama Fan of the Week from Deep South Sports. I thought you might like this:

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I loved this part too
It’s important to keep this in mind because protesters like these always claim the moral high ground because whatever their tactics, their cause is just. This false claim makes society hold its condemnation, the media give them more attention, and politicians allow them more latitude.
They don’t deserve it, and they shouldn’t get it. Someone who breaks the law in a protest designed to do nothing about a terrible injustice should, if anything, be treated all the worse for kidnapping the hard work of those who actually give a damn.
The rabble of tender misanthropes who have hijacked activism in the name of the liberal ur-issue are not out to save us, they’re out to get us – and a healthy body politic owes them nothing but contempt.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
i agree with this too. nothing is more irritating that protesters who complain about being arrested and prosecuted for protesting. according to thoreau this is the point of civil disobedence. you willfully break an unjust law in order to be punished by the system. trying to avoid the penalty means you are shucking your side of the deal. but i guess it’s a bit much to hope any of them had copies of “walden” while hanging upside down in the trees.
Cal a No. 5 Seed
in Joe Lunardi’s latest Bracketology.
It’s early (still mid-January), but that’s an incredibly awesome result, given where the Bears were less than a year ago (heck, even three months ago). Also, the No. 5 seed comes with a first-round trip to Portland, which is the closest sub-regional site this year. Definitely road trip-able.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
also, a reminder
that Cal is hosting a first-round of the women’s tournament, which, if things go as expected, should feature both our Bears and Stanford, in different pods.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
paging MCM…responding to self…
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flagged
for not knowing the rules. you must respond to yourself more than once. it is even better (and often done by carp) if you actually give a response to yourself, not just a follow-up.
indeed
responding to one’s one question is one thing, but i merely had a follow-up comment, which is entirely appropriate.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE

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also available for Oregon Duck fans:
http://flickr.com/photos/12591957@N02/2302276878
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by carp on Jan 15, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
recd
for use of single follow-up post and not over following-up or responding to your own post
Let me take a second to FLAG THIS
My name is totally not in bold, totally. wtf gives.
Reasons my name should be in bold:
1. I was one of the main contributors to the content of this DBD (i know you know)
2. One of my posts elicited one of the best reasons for flagging ever. Although it did offend me…
3. All my flags were true flags. I took the time to hit actions, flag, then write a concise explanation of why AND choose the appropriate drop down.
Flagged for bragging about flagging.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
FLAGGED for being Bono-esque

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c’mon…it’s kinda funny…
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sigh…(goes back to drawing board)
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I thought it was funny – But then again, I apparently have bad taste in beer.
I’m on to you, Spazzy/Rishi/Hydro/MCM/Carp/Sanchez!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Now that be a fuckin’ drink!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Now that be a fuckin’ religion!
Went to the Irish Pub for my brother’s birthday a couple nights ago. After I shoved down my Irish corned beef club sandwich down, we all had a few car bombs.
“Here’s to you, here’s to me, together as friends we’ll always be. And if we ever disagree, F—k you, here’s to me.”
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
In Berkeley, we have a place called Beckett’s… good food, great car bombs, live bands once in a while, and an awesome place.
I want one.
I declare you Sanchez.
is it an Irish Pub or a Fake Irish Pub?
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No Paddy would ever be caught dead in a Fake Irish Pub.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
good. Those Fake Irish Pubs make me want to get the IRA involved…
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Unless it's also a curry house!
Welcome to Kennedy’s Irish Pub and India Curry House, the most popular San Francisco entertainment site in the Yahoo! entertainment directory, the highest rated Indian food in the Yahoo! San Francisco restaurant rating system, and the Number 1 Irish Pub in San Francisco.
Voted best Indian cuisine in the San Francisco bay area. Please visit our Yelp* reviews. A particularly flattering article appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle. We are the home of the best happy hour in San Francisco. Kennedy’s is the best pub in San Francisco to consume cold ale and enjoy really tasty curry. We are Zagat rated as well as Zagat Top Listed.
Also, during happy hour, Guinness is $2 and for other beers, if you buy one, you get a token to redeem for a free beer at any time. It’s a pretty quality place to be.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 15, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
I’m a big fan of black and tans (1:1 guiness:bass)…mmm!
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My last memory of Royal Exchange was car bombs night before the big game. It was a little fuzzy after that.
If you’re gonna fuck with the Guinness, make a Blacksmith. (1:1 Guinness:Smithwick’s)
Otherwise, stay away from the Royal Exchange.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
have you also tried guiness, bass, and a dash of Harp?
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I’ve had both Guinness:Harp; and Guinness:Bass; not all three.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
I’m a big fan
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Hahaha… Nothing. I meant to type something else, but I saw “Royal Exchange” instead of “RIC Reserve Forces”, and as such, typed it out.
I was brainwashed.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
For context: The “other” Black and Tans
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Mmhmm. The whole thing was clusterfuck. That’s why a lot of Irish pubs wont’ serve any Black and Tans.
Ben & Jerry’s had a ice cream flavor out called Black and Tan as a Saint Patrick’s day ice cream, and they got a whole lot of shit for that.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Article on PChris:
LIKE THOUSANDS in our inner cities, then and now, he was introduced to the big orange ball as a baby and fell in love with it. Thank goodness. For young Patrick Christopher, basketball became a tool of survival.
The ball kept the boy busy, kept him safe from the streets, kept his dream in the line of sight.
It spared Christopher, now a junior wing at Cal, from the traps and hazards that abound “smack-dab in the middle of Compton,” the Los Angeles-area community known as much for gang violence as for producing terrific athletes.
One of those athletes happened to live across the street from Christopher. Detroit Pistons forward Tayshaun Prince, eight years older, is Patrick’s god-brother — and big-brother figure.
“As a kid, I used to dribble around my neighborhood,” Christopher says. “Everywhere I would go, I’d carry my basketball with me. I wasn’t going that far, I was in Tayshaun’s back yard playing basketball. It’s something I grew up doing.”
Kids who grow up as Christopher did quickly become acquainted with pressure and fear. They know the violence, hear gunshots at midday, see boyhood pals disappear to the prison or the morgue. The first order of business in many such neighborhoods is the basest human desire: survival.
If you can survive the streets, then the basketball court, no matter who else is on it, is a picnic.
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Almost flagged for blockquote failure
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
I flagged it anyway.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
You know I tr to bring sme substancehere. I try to bring something of value to this DBD instead of these continual "HONK"s and “NAILED IT”s and THIS is the response I get. Unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE!
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ERROR ERROR: Does not compute.
I tr to bring sme substancehere
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Slightly old article on womens bball:
BERKELEY— Joanne Boyle called the game “ugly,” a fitting — and somewhat generous — term for what transpired at Haas Pavilion on Sunday afternoon.
The Cal women’s basketball team slogged its way to a 62-34 victory over Washington, and though the No. 13 Bears locked down defensively, tying their fewest points allowed in a Pac-10 game, the result still left Boyle with plenty of talking points.
“I feel really good about some of the things we did, in particular defense and rebounding,” she said. “We have to be able to convert on those things. We had good looks. We’re in the open court, and we’re not making great decisions, transitioning from getting a great rebound and getting transition looks on offense. We’re being sloppy with that stuff, and we’ve got to clean that up.”
Cal (13-2, 4-0) has one week to attend to its shortcomings before No. 11 Stanford rolls into town. No doubt, offensive execution will be the main topic of discussion. The Bears scored only two field goals over the final 10:36 of the first half, committed 21 turnovers and outscored Washington by just five points in the second half.
Containing the Cardinal, eight-time defending Pac-10 champion, is an entirely different proposition than handing a reeling Huskies team clearly in recovery mode following back-to-back beat-downs.
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Look back t Monty and UW game
– The Bears got a little lucky, and they know it. "There’s always a certain amount of luck involved. We didn’t exactly plan to have Patrick (Christopher) not draw iron on that last shot (in the second overtime) and have D.J. standing there to catch it," Montgomery said of the play where D.J. Seeley converted a put-back and free throw to force a third OT.
" You always say good luck happens to teams that prepare themselves, and OK, I’ll buy that," Monty said. "But there were circumstances that presented themselves: Does the official pass on the foul call (on Seeley) with (1.3 seconds)? How many times have you seen that in this league? He was fouled. There was no question, but they don’t always make that call. Then D.J. steps up there as a freshman and makes that shot."
By comparison, the Huskies missed 12 free throws in the second half and three OT periods after going 4-for-5 in the first half.
"There were circumstances involved where we were fortunate," Montgomery said, "and we need to understand that."
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Do you have a finger that doesn't work?
You’re always missing a letter somewhere in one of your posts… Maybe it’s a code.
Someone needs to string together all the letters Twist has missed and deliver the message.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
My keyboard has some problems.
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I figured out your message:
I-H-A-T-E-C-A-L-A-N-D-L-O-V-E-B-R-U-I-N-S-N-A-T-I-O-N-A-N-D-N-O-R-W-E-G-I-A-N-D-E-A-T-H-M-E-T-A-L
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Did yesterday's posting orgy take the steam out of today?
I can only describe today’s efforts as “limp” or “flacid”.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
I woke up with a huge hang-over. I was also naked in bed with a giant red flag. It was awkward.
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the dreams last night scared me
i was walking around IRL using internet and blog speaks. my coffee was a bit cold and i got out my notepad, informed the barista i was flagging him for “making my latte being too cold,” then wrote it down. i even flagged myself for “bad parking job.” let’s just say its been a tough morning.
Are you SURE the people of Alabama aren’t behind the times?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Why did the pirate like the movie?
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Because it was rated STFU and GTFO
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
hahaha, rec’d!
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
not available letters on pirate keyboard

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YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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OH SHIT! FUCKING NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Andhes from Alabam, too!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT STEREOTYPES!
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wow
i definitely had to look at that up. impressive reference.
my brother actually made the same reference to me in conversation just last night. 2 John Cage references within 12 hours of each other is a little much, IMO.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
What's a Pirates favorite pattern?
ARRRRRRRRRGYLE
by CalBandGreat on Jan 15, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
By the docks?
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I, umm, found this SBN blog:
http://www.malepatternfitness.com/
Yes, Rishi, I’m straight.
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actually, that’s a pretty good blog. i’ve been marathon training for a few years now and there’s a lot of solid info concerning diet, core training and whatnot posted there. it can lean toward gym-rat at times but, if you are doing any kind of regular workout, i assure you, they have lots of good information you can use.
awesome…I’m trying to just do something everyday…I find I get board if I run everyday or do stationary cardio at the gym. I’ve been lifting weights every other day and doing cardio on the offdays. I like to mix up the cardio…I’ve also found that road biking, hiking, and a rigorous game of badminton are suitable replacements to running/stationary biking.
One more thing…I also like to pretend I’m training for a title fight. I’ve been getting my Rocky on with the punching bag. My cat thinks I have mental issues.
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that’s what i tell newbie runners… just shoot for 20 min ever other day till you get a routine. after two months of that then start thinking about things like races. also, why not start a workout blog? they are free and nothing inspires better than public humiliation.
I hate running. HATE IT. How do I hate it less?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Music, music, music, music. And run outside,instead of insid the sterility of a gym.
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I’ve always run outside. I was thinking of trying the gym for a change of pace.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Are you trying to run for fitness?
Do interval training – it’s a lot less boring than sustained running. Things like sprint for 2 mins, walk for 30, etc.
I declare you Sanchez.
Sprints are so much less boring than running.
I lift a lot and I find that more fun, but running is the only way to get trim and at least sprints don’t make you lose muscle.
I declare you Sanchez.
I think I’ll just drive.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Not SEC Speed!
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SEC speed kills
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
you gotta think about what you are achieving instead of what you are suffering through. kind of the opposite of getting drunk.
I have no goals other than eliminating love handles.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
I’m trying to lose my spare tire and get my rugby/thanksgiving dinner table shoulders back
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5×5 Bench, Squat, Deadlift… Simple.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.geocities.com/elitemadcow1/5×5_Program/Linear_5x5.htm
went from 6’1 170 to 6’1 215 in college in a few months
just ate a whole bunch of chicken breasts and spaghetti/meatballs
And made all the little Asian chicks at Haas sweat.
The only way to get rid of fat is to do a lot of cardio… don’t try to pinpoint parts of your body and spot-reduce… everyone individually burns fat from their bodies in different ways; you gotta just keep chuggin
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
so…
why only 3 x per week and why Incline/military and deadlifts once a week?
Here’s my workout…all are 3 × 10 (note the paired excercises):
Day 1
bench
seated row
lat pull down
military press
Day 2
25-30 min of cardio (or longer)
Day 3
incline
dumbell fly
curls
tricep extension
back extension
torque rotation
various ab excercises until I barf
Then I start back at Day 1. I skip the squats, deadlifts, leg lifts because I’ve got strong legs from catching and I feel like my cardio days work enough muscles in my legs. Your thoughts?
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Too...much.... stuff
Trust me… just do what it says in that link and eat like a champion
You won’t gain weight unless you do full body lifts like squats and deadlifts with fewer, heavier reps. There are many scientific explanations for this, but please don’t make me look up stuff. If you’re worried about your back, then do heavy rows and pull-ups instead of deadlifts. Deadlifts can be dangerous if you don’t have proper form.
Disregard any workout plan you see in any Men’s Fitness magazine.
You will thank me later.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
but gaining weight isn’t my goal…i’m no bean pole.
I’d like to get trimmer/leaner/more muscle tone…does this workout still work for me?
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Yes.
You will get as muscular as possible… to get trimmer, you just have to do more and more cardio/fat-burning exercises.
You can be creative with these though, but I find boxing to be the best. Also, hitting a tire with a sledgehammer will simply do everything you want.
Check out http://www.rosstraining.com
EXCELLENT SITE w/ GREAT ARTICLES
If not, just run and shadowbox or get a punching bag. And do A LOT. You have to push yourself.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
can you be my Mick? I need a trainer…
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Then you should be as jacked and tan as I once was
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
that’ll work. but you might want to think about core exercises rather than just running. and, obviously, bringing this up over at male pattern fitness would probably provide better answers.
By core exercises, please tell me you mean stuff like squats and deadlifts and not crunches and the like.
I declare you Sanchez.
i run in LA and it’s actually pretty dangerous to have music on outside. you might get run over…or mugged
really?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Okanes grades the secondary
http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/2009/01/14/football-season-review-secondary/#more-2783
An A-minus for Syd’GOD, Darian the Barbarian et al.
Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.
Yes, it is OK to dump excessively in the DBD.
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This just in!!
It appears that Longshore and his wife are having a kid.
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
Link?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
LINK?!
Will he still try to be drafted/signed as a free agent if this is true?
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
LINK!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT WILL ITS NAME BE?!?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
I’m guessing “Kevin”.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Jan 15, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahaha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, someone gets his wife pregnant (congrats and all that) and no one says, “Nailed it!”
You fail at the internets….
wait…
The The = Nate Longshore?
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Maharg likes to go by “The Maharg” except when he does live chats with YO…then, he likes to go by “The The” and is even considering using “The The” for table reservations at restaurants.
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by carp on Jan 15, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
but u r nate longshore?
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i’m no nate longshore. I’m slower and have worse hair.
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

New blog post from Shantrell:
Our success against the Washington schools this past week was a much needed sweep for us going into one of the biggest weekends of the season. We beat Washington State on Jan. 8, 68-45, and then also defeated Washington on Jan. 1, 62-34.
In past years, any game against the Cougars has almost always turned into a battle. They have given us problems in the past because of the fact that they have nothing to lose and play 110 percent from start to finish. Schools like that can and often are the most dangerous teams. This year, the Cougars are much improved at each position and they are a completely different team than they were last year. Their athleticism on the wing and mobility in the post with the ability to shoot the three made our game against them more of an even match-up than in previous years.
After our win against Washington State, we all had one thing and one thing only on our mind. We wanted a win against Washington after we lost to the Huskies, 74-66, in the last game of the regular season on their home court to cost us our Pac 10 title. Going into this year’s game against Washington, there was a collective focus and eagerness to step out on the floor, win, and remind them of what it’s like to play in Haas Pavilion against a top-10 team.
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I could dunk on her. No?
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no.
she’d take the ball and be laying up at the other end before you could cry ‘foul’
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Jan 15, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone else know why the UCLA scout boards are called BRO by the BI people?
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1. Friend; commonly used in greetings.
What’s up bro?
I vouch for Todd, we’ve been bros since way back.
2. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hoe. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
My sisters new boyfriend is an idiot; the dude is a total bro.
YAH I GRUNT WHEN I GET MY SWELL ON AT THE GYM…
ITS SO PEOPLE KNO HOW FRIGGIN JACKED AND TAN I AM
I declare you Sanchez.
Having grown up in Brotown, USA, Nate and his buddies/brothers are not immune from bro "style"

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
is this worse than Tebow tongue?

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I got it from his younger brother’s facebook.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 18, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
I guess my follow up question to that is, how the F do you find his younger brothers FB?!
People on here find the craziest stuff, LoL.
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 19, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
I went to high school a couple miles from them, so when they were doing really well in high school football, they were always in the local papers. He has at least two other brothers currently playing collegiate football. One is an O-lineman at a school I cannot remember and the other is a backup QB for Utah St.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
"I'm here to destroy hippies, QBs, and people who's name starts with Mahar-"

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"my jaw makes Art Howe jealous"
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for non-A’s fans that would be:
http://archive.salon.com/people/bc/2001/10/16/howe/story.jpg
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The Mahartian is going to be unhappy with that, then
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Whats it say?
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it basically details all the reason he likes each of his choices (texas, cal, usc). there is not hint at where he is going. the feeling i get is that each school has a 33% chance of landing him.
to tell you the truth, it’s a really good article, pretty long too. articles like this are why i subscribe there.
I fear your response was more serious than originally intended.
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Let us not forget rule #1 of the internet, and especially rule #1 of BruinsNation: The internet is serious business.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Sure I can
Wait a minute I’m copying and pasting….
Trying to figure out block quotes….
Forewarning: I may have exaggerated the length…
Carry the 5, divide by 2, times by pi…
Okay just about got it…
Here it is:
HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK
it says:
“I was considering Cal until I got my man boobs squeezed by some perv named Twist.”
HONK!
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are you gonna flag me? Are you gonna flag me with one leg up?
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i told you i’m working on my flagatory pessimism. i just let this one go. plus you could have easily flagged me back for “not knowing this was a joke” – I’m always watching my back
I thought
about getting in on the epicness that was yesterday’s DBD, but I was intimidated by the massive quantity of subtle and intelligent humor contained within it.
So…much…flagging…
flagged!
for not getting in on the epicness that was yesterday’s DBD and for being intimidated by the massive quantity of subtle and intelligent humor contained within it.
by MCM711 on Jan 15, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
flagged for being a noob
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
rec’d for reasons I don’t understand
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
May you always wear soft silks.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
I stopped wearing silk boxers back in the day because they gave me wood a lot.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 15, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
it is gross, but it’s true!
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kelph,
I like where you’re going with this. I, too, am a huge fan of moderate and grossly offensive NSFW links. However, we have like 4-5 paranoid and sue happy attorneys that run this shit we call a blog. Not that I think this particular post even warrants the official “NSFW” tag, if you were to continue along with large JPEG postings such as this (NSFW) or this (NSFW) Twist might write one of those weird and uncomfortable e-mails where you question his manhood.
Signed,
carp
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You question my manhood?
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Interesting. And how is this going effect your son’s watermelons?
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Thankfully his equipment is more proportional these days so it shouldn’t be a problem. At the time though, those were some seriously huge testes for a newborn to have. If I had put little baby silk boxers on him back then there might have been an international incident.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 15, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d for prou fatherhood moment
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Did that, or this?
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 15, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know...
But I’ll tell you what they didn’t do – attempt to shotgun a beer and spill half of it.
I declare you Sanchez.
Well, we now know that Holmoephobe is NOT the giants. Only a couple more sports franchises to rule out before we discover the true identity.
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
You never know
I could be the other giants
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 15, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
too soon?
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/barry_zito.jpg
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I'M READY NESTOR FROM BRUINS NATION!

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for those that need another Bruins Nation detox dose
http://www.bruinsnation.com/story/2006/9/2/224011/5165
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Nestor, I grant all rights to Southpaw Jesus to you. I’m happy making money as a teacher. I’m happy teaching history, hanging out at the beach, and loving UCLA.
Sell Southpaw Jesus shirts, and donate the money to the March of Dimes, St. Jude, or whatever charity you like.
Go Bruins…F@#$% SC… UCLA Fight Fight Fight!
by HomeBruin on Sep 2, 2006 11:05 PM EDT actions 0 recs
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Interesting post on BI
The Colleges of the NFL playoff QBs – Yesterday, 05:40 PM
Syracuse (McNabb)
Nothern Iowa (Warner)
Miami-OH (Roethlisberger)
Delaware (Flacco)
NC St. (Rivers)
Marshall (Pennington)
Ole Miss (Eli Manning)
Penn St. (Collins)
Tennessee (Peyton Manning)
Boston College (Ryan)
Louisiana-Lafayette (Delhomme)
Alabama State (Jackson)
Food for thought.
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I didn't get flagged at all...
So that either means:
1) I’m doing something good
2) I’m failing miserably
In other words, Go Bears!
Fixed for flagging!
wut
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Flagged. This forum is AINGLISH ONLY.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
http://translation2.paralink.com/
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I have a feeling some of you photoshop/logo guys could have fun with this
http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/poster73704296.jpg
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The real question
is what scares the dog?
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
must...not...flag

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Carroll unhappy with Sanchez’s decision
USC coach Pete Carroll was extremely ungracious during the Mark Sanchez press conference. He stormed out of the room and did not even sit at the table before Sanchez addressed the media. Something he never did when Matt Leinart, etc., announced their decisions.
Carroll never sat down at the table but stood with his palms on the table. His anger was clear if you spend time around him.
Not a great moment.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Why did he even show up?
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does this ever happen? Usually, they talk it over, the player decides, and the coach supports him either way. I’m sure they can be disappointed, but they shouldn’t be immature. I can’t remember this happening with anyone else.
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He stood with his palms on the table? HOW UNCOUTH!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
I bet NFL execs are drooling over this…and i has nothing to do with Mark Sanchez
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He stormed out of the room and did not even sit at the table before Sanchez addressed the media. Something he never did when Matt Leinart, etc
OH MY GOD NO WAY! PETE CARROLL WAS UNHAPPY WHEN SANCHEZ LEFT EARLY AND NOT UNHAPPY WHEN LEINART BYPASSED #1 OVERALL TO STAY ANOTHER YEAR?!?!
What horrible writing.
I declare you Sanchez.
Why aren't we talking more about this?
First, this is HUGE for Cal’s prospects in 2009. The last time the Bears beat the Trojans, it was an early-October game in Berkeley, featuring a new quarterback still finding his way: Matt Leinhart. No matter how good Sanchez’s replacement (Mustain, Barkley, Corp) proves to utlimately be—even perhaps Heisman-Trophy good—getting a crack at him in October gives the Bears a big advantage.
Second, might we be seeing the signs of USC’s implosion? I’ve long found Carroll—as great a coach as he is—to be disingenuous in his counseling of his players regarding their pro careers. With McCoy, Tebow, and Bradford, all staying in college, Sanchez would be a fool to not go pro now. He’s already got four years at SC under his belt, and with good workouts, he has a realistic chance at being one of the top 3 picks in the draft. While he would be guiding a veteran Trojan offense next year if he stayed, there are no guarantees that he and the team would be any more successful than this year. From where I’m sitting, Sanchez leaving now is an even more obvious decision than Aaron Rodgers’s choice back in 2005. Yet Tedford didn’t stand in Aaron’s way—nor in Marshawn’s or DeSean’s—while Carroll apparently throws a toddler’s tantrum.
I know the appeal of USC to blue-chip recruits. Of course becoming a Trojan is more thrilling than becoming a Bear or a Duck or whatever. But given Carroll’s selfish behavior here, as well as the clusterf*#k carousel he’s got at tailback—you thing Joe McKnight might be just a tad envious of Jahvid Best right about now?—why do these 5-star recruits keep going to South L.A.? DeSean’s spurning of the Trojans in 2005 is making more and more sense all the time, and I hope the likes of Kennard and Carroll are paying attention.
And WTF is Taylor Mays thinking? That dude just might kill somebody next year.
The Trojans are still the team to beat in the Pac 10, until demonstrated otherwise. But now down a quarterback and a pair of coordinators, I wonder if the wheels are finally starting to come off the chariot. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the Shaq-Kobe Lakers implode a few years back; something similar in Carroll-land would be very fun to watch.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 15, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Sanchez will not be a top-three pick. Not even close.
That said, Carroll expects his players to be the kind who stay for four years, just so they can win more championships. Matt Leinart is the shining example, but look at all the others.
I declare you Sanchez.
I’d be mildly surprised by a top-3 pick, too. But there is a lot of speculation right now about both the Lions and the Chiefs having interest, so it wouldn’t shock me. More significantly, it’s hard to see how his draft prospects significantly improve by waiting another year.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 15, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
I agree. Gotta strike while the iron is hot. His value can really only go down, in comparison to the other available QBs.
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aren’t they also going to implement some sort of rookie cap, or something, that would go into effect for next years class???
Reports are that it won't affect next year's class
I’m not sure about the one after that though
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Reading your post has me wishing football season would start already!
by CalBandGreat on Jan 16, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
There’s no disputing that the Bears’ punt and kick coverage was lacking. Cal ranked 102nd out of 119 teams nationally in punt defense, allowing 12.35 yards per return. The Bears were 51st in kickoff defense (20.48 yards per return). Of course, that kickoff stat doesn’t take into account that Cal’s kickers had trouble kicking the ball deep, so those 20.48 yards really helped opponents’ field position. The NCAA doesn’t keep kick return coverage leaders, but Cal ranked 8th in the Pac-10 in that category (39.9 net average). That number is the combination of the average length of the kick with the average of the return.
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And let’s not forget that Cal has one of the best young punters in the country in Bryan Anger, who has earned multiple Freshman All-American honors, and Syd’Quan Thompson ranked fourth in the Pac-10 in punt returns (12.3 ypr). Jahvid Best ended up leading the conference in kickoff returns (26.3 ypr), but injuries limited him to just 16 returns overall.There’s no question Cal is going to have to do something to shore up its kick and punt coverage, but if the other aspects of special teams continue to produce like last season, then it’s not even close to being the end of the world.
2008 SPECIAL TEAMS GRADE: C+
Felder and Williams had some trouble during practice for the Shrine Game
Don’t forget, Anthony Felder, Worrell Williams and Nick Sundberg are playing in the Shrine Game this Saturday (the game is on ESPN2 beginning at 1 p.m.). ESPN.com reported that Felder and Williams struggled during practice on Tuesday. It’s premium content so I’m not going to post the link, but it reported that Felder had trouble dealing with Fresno State tight end Bear Pascoe on run defense. The report made it sound even worse for Williams, saying that he didn’t appear to be in good enough shape and struggled to fight off blocks. It also said Williams "took questionable pursuit angles, overran plays and struggled to recover when he got caught out of position."
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Is that tossed salad?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 15, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Inb4 "That's what she said"
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Dunno. Don’t you declare me Sanchez!
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 15, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
Special Teams
Am I the only who would rather see Jahvid back at gunner on special teams in 2009, than as kick-off returner? I think (perhaps incorrectly) that his chances of getting hurt on the former are less than on the latter. And just as we saw with Desean returning punts in 2007, I think other teams will be able to limit his impact returning kicks by kicking away from him—or booming deep into the end zone.
With Anger punting and Jahvid covering (gunning?), I’d like the Bears’ chances at winning the field-position battle.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 15, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
what if he got DeCouded?
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I don’t think anyone can catch him to DeCoud him
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
Whts the spread for this saturdays game?
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Won’t be announced until Friday night.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 15, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Both Jeff Sagarin and Ken Pomeroy have predictive models that put the spread within a point or less. Sagarin would favor the Cardinal by less than a point, while Pomeroy predicts a one-point victory for the Bears, but puts the odds of winning the game at basically 50%. Call it a pick ’em.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
this dump’s not as popular…we need something to spark it up…
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Perhaps some posts of actual substance?
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how about you and Rishi posting less?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
REVIEWING JO'S REPORTING
There’s no disputing that the JO’s uniform and player workout routine coverage was lacking. JO ranked 102nd out of 119 teams nationally in figuring out inside information, allowing 12.35 tidbits per blurb (tpb). JO was 51st in Longshore defense (20.48 copouts per article). Of course, that stat doesn’t take into account that JO slept with Kevin Riley, so those 20.48 copouts really helped opponents’ gameplan. The NCAA doesn’t keep player workout coverage leaders, but JO ranked 8th in the Pac-10 in that category (39.9 net average). That number is the combination of the average length of the routine with the average of the weight.
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And let’s not forget that JO has one of the best young insiders in the country in HydroTech, who has earned multiple Freshman All-American honors, and TwistNHook ranked fourth in the Pac-10 in useless posts (12.3 posts per non-TNH post). Spazzy McGee ended up leading the conference in insults (26.3 ipm), but injuries limited him to just 16 insults overall.
There’s no question JO is going to have to do something to shore up its player and team coverage, but if the other aspects of inside reporting continue to produce like last season, then it’s not even close to being the end of the world.
2008 JO REPORTING GRADE: C+
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Jan 15, 2009 2:08 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
When Montgomery last coached at Stanford, in 2004, Barack Obama wasn’t even a bumper sticker.
Old fogey, young fogey, one thing hasn’t changed — Montgomery can coach.
OK, maybe not in the NBA, where he flopped like a flounder at Golden State, joining a prestigious list of college-to-pro failures that includes Rick Pitino, John Calipari, Tim Floyd and Lon Kruger.
But Montgomery is a richer man — literally — for the experience.
He has returned to California, to his base camp, to his roots. He has gone from The Tree mascot to the tree squatters and just about wrapped up Pacific 10 Conference coach-of-the year honors after . . . four games.
Why Montgomery ever left a perfect job for the pernicious pros is between him and his accountant, but he’s back from the dark side.
With most of the best kids leaving college after one year, and Billy Packer gone, all we have left are interesting coaches and March.
And if you don’t think Monty is good on a blackboard, chalk this out:
Cal is 15-2, 4-0 in conference, and off to its best start since 1959-60, the year Pete Newell’s Golden Bears finished 28-2 after a title-game loss to Ohio State.
Cal is ranked this week in the Associated Press and USA Today coaches’ polls.
Cal wasn’t supposed to be 15-2, 4-0 or ranked. Not after finishing 17-16 last year, ninth in conference and losing two paloalto players to the NBA’s first and second rounds: Ryan Anderson and DeVon Hardin.
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i appreciate you contributing to my post….but facts are facts. my robot post received five times as many responses (not including this response). therefore robots > mike montgomery. hard to believe, i know.
Video of Pete Carroll at the Sanchez NFL draft press conference.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Thanks for sharing
It’s even worse that I had imagined. Carroll comes off a desperate man trying to selfishly justify his own, personal disappointment with a bunch of bogus authoritative presumed wisdom—and he does so at the very same press conference where Sanchez announced his decision. Classless.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 15, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure the reporters asked for his opinions about it… It’s not like he was just declaring this without provocation… I do agree about the bogus wisdom part though. Bradford’s decision made him a whole bunch of money (although Sanchez may have been selected ahead of him once all the individual workouts were performed).
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
BN is piiiiiiiiissed about how Carroll responded. It’s as if he publicly shamed that almighty CRN.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
I think they take Carrolll to personally.
sure he behaved a bit imaturely, no reason to get all name cally about it.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Jan 15, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
From that thread. This great photo:

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That's too good of an opportunity to pass up...
I posted a caption contest with the same picture.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Oregon’s Byrd will enter the NFL draft.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
This is to Jarius Byrd…

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
Damn! Whos's going to muff Anger's punts at the 5 next year?!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
someone will step up
they have for the last several years….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Jan 15, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
I hate you.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
DBD Double Air Honk just went over 1k…
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Only 1k to get him to climax. I wish it was that easy and quick for my girlfriend.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
you have to go for the chicks UNDER two hundo
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flagged for using my name in the past tense and for thinking that a series of I declare you Sanchez, HONK, NAILED IT and, of course, <3 could get me to climax
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I have a theory to test…
Carp, I want you to tell me how you feel after I say…
NAILED IT!
NAILED IT!
NAILED IT!
HONK!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
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Somebody flagged my DBD because:
the year is fucking 2009 you calendar challenged doofus.
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by HydroTech on Jan 16, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
It's like we're posting to the past...
Quick, someone get all of the game torrents and forward them to Tedford!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 16, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions

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