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Lost in all the hubaloo of the Husky victory is the return of Montgomery to Maples next Saturday. More importantly, it's Cal vs. Furd, and it's time for some good ol' fashioned HATE.

Hate can be good; its therapuetic value is undeniable. We save it for the most loathsome creatures in life, like Osama Bin Laden, Maman and Chris Kattan. And the 'Furd. What is there to love about the 'Furd?  They have a golf course right behind the campus. Donald Rumsfeld even got a chance to teach there, and he isn't teaching a class on How to Clusterf#&k The Middle East, so he clearly can't be the one either.

It's kind of hard to hate football players though. It's more of a collective experience to hate the team in general for just being the embodiment of evil, or at the very least focus ire on the coach running the thing. But basketball? It's much easier to find someone to hate. There's always someone there who annoys the crap out of you, someone you wish would run into a blind pick or get thrown into the third row on a fast break.

I have an obvious candidate.

Lopezwie_medium

via losestadoslatinos.com

Ugh. Puke. God damn you Robin.

Which 'Furd player/coach/figures do you despise to the core? If you've forgotten some of the names, here's the list.

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I'd like to board the stanfurd Hate Train

And to answer the question posed, I particularly hate the stanfurdites who hold instruments and debase themselves in public (I hesitate to call them a “band”, as it sullies the word).

The internets scare and confuse me

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2009 6:23 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marshawn tells me Trent’s a little bitach

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:47 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fact. Also, Ryan Anderson tells me Brook Lopez is a bitach.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 7:19 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That tree thing

Am I right that the farmhands don’t call it a “mascot”? So it’s just a stupid looking thing they parade around for the hell of it? Whatever it is, I despise it.

Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.

by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 6:48 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Montgomery

oops…old habit

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:51 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oregon St

My wife and I think the evening of conception was 11/15…which would be right after the awful Ore. St. game. How do we know for sure? Well, yesterday the OBGYN lady measured the fetus as shown below and she said, "It’s 8 weeks and 2 days…putting us right on 11/15.

As you can see, it’s a boy and he got his father’s girthiness.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:58 AM PST reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Congrats!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 7:15 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 7:16 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right, congrats.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:36 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks Rishi…you know, I’m pretty shocked at a 11/15 conception date…I remember myself being in a particularly grumpy mood with me missing the first quarter and Mrs. carp saying “I was only 20 min late.” In my world, grumpiness usually isn’t rewarded…but we might’ve gone to the bar that night…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:17 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honk!

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 8:19 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s just like carp’s 11/15 evening!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 8:55 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congratulations!

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks YShoe!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guys…if it’s a male I think I’m set…we could do baseball, football, Boy Scouts, etc. But if it’s a female…what do I do? Is there anyone out there who has a daughter? I’m sorry but softball isn’t the same thing. And I can’t have her be the random 12 y/o girl playing first base in an all-boys Little League. Will I be applying aerosol glitter for my teenage daughter’s cheerleading competition while mean mugging horny teenage boys who are undressing her with their eyeballs?!?!

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:29 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Volleyball. Or, pole vaulting. I hear Cal has a decent program.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:41 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really? I’m screwed. She’s gonna bring home some dude, all tatted up, with a fast car and fast friends. Then, I’m a gonna have to cap his ass.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:49 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But if said dude is a 5-star recruit considering Cal . . .

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we’d need a background check…need to know if he has any priors…if it all shakes out and Mom likes him…then I’ll take him in. And I’ll pay the sonofabitch if SC tries to come knocking on the door.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better idea, if SC comes knocking on the door, convince them to pay the sonofabitch, and then expose it.

No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

The The…this is genius.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s something that will never be said again…

No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The The…. this is genius.

You lose!

Honk!

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everything’s coming up Thrillho!

You played right into my trap!

No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 2:06 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

soccer, gymnastics, dance, basketball, and snowboarding

by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah that sounds ok…

I once got red carded in IM soccer…

basketball didn’t work out once they found out I can’t drive to the hoop…

dance…heh

and I can’t snowboard. at all.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im soccer? were you the a-hole on the other team that always took everything WAY to seriously

by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

might have been playing sweeper and I took out the striker who was about to score…I’m also a big shover…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m also a big shover…

Worst.WeddingNight.Ever

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I…am lost for words.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HONK

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:00 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOUBLE HONK!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:05 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s nothing wrong with a little spirited touching, but I remember one time I was doing co-ed indoor and this 6’-0" 180 lb guy keep jumping on to and shouldering a 5’0" 105lb girl on our team with al his might

as for taking out stirkers…. hey they shouldn’t be trying to shoot right?

by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 10:01 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was this said in your best Dave Chappelle voice: “WTF is JUICE? Gimme so grape drink, baby…mmm…it’s purple.”

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:03 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I read it in that exact voice.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:04 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I rec’d it!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:07 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gymnastics. Cal needs some ringers.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:18 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but then she won’t go through puberty until age 28.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one less thing for you to worry about?

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:35 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm…gymnastics it is! Plus my wife went to “nationals” when she was 12. I say “nationals” because they invite like 500 people and only those that pay their way get to go.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:37 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My wife did that too. Although she actually did well enough to get on a podium for something, I think it was beam. Then she landed the wrong way and her ankle disagreed with her and future participation.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word…my wife’s got effed up ankles too…plus her left pinkie is crooked…it’s kinda gross to hold hands.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve managed to break the teeth of a few other people playing hockey. Karma demands I wear a full face cage.

I have a trick knee from bad ice at Berkeley Iceland, though.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The oakland ice center's bronze league demands that I wear a full cage

Those guys do not know how to stop.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stopping is fun. I mostly play roller hockey (I’m cheap) so the chance of pace on ice is fun. Although you mostly can stop on the sport court. In fact, I think fewer people can do it than on ice so it can be a great advantage at times.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I played roller hockey for a long time

There’s not much ice in Washington state, so I had too. I almost went out for Cal’s ice team, but they have to practice so damn late and I didn’t think I could do it with school and band.

I didn’t know they had roller hockey leagues around here. This is my first time playing ice hockey since I was seven, but after a dozen games I’m getting my legs back. Ice is a lot more fun than roller, but maybe I’m just liking the change of pace.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I made it to a few tryouts for Cal Ice Hockey, but the hours were horrible.

Ice is great. I just can’t talk myself into paying the money for it compared to roller. I don’t live far from Oakland Ice Center, so I try to do pick up every now and then.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's expensive

If I had any financial obligations at all (wife, car, kid, house) I would probably think twice, but I don’t, so hey, 600 bucks to hockey instead of saving it. Economy, you’re welcome.

I’m planning on going to the pickup games on the Holidays (MLK, Presidents), because I can’t take off work to go play hockey in the middle of the day. Let me know if you’re planning on going sometime soon.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm, I might need something to do on Monday. I’ll let you know.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s true. I have a wife, a car, a kid, AND a house. So, I can’t do hockey anymore. AI!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No kid and no house. Hockey for me!!

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would love to play hockey against you

Knocking TwistNHonk down with total immunity…priceless.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

total immunity

as opposed to?

No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Partial immunity

Now stop asking stupid questions.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

getting sued and giving Twist his first victory in court

ugh, that would be miserable, 50 years of bragging rights from him.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why would the bragging rights only end in 2059?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you live longer than 50 more years

you probably won’t have been a very good lawyer.

Ok, you’ll probably live past 2059.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, I’d totally play hockey against you!

I play hockey all the time. Here is a photo of me playing. I’m the one in blue:

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha

there are actually a couple guys like that in my league. Fat, can’t skate, just park at the blue line and shoot.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow…can I play hockey if I can barely skate? Do they have team gear or do I need to drop a cool 1k on gear? I’d love to play if I could. I could practice my skating.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are plenty of beginner leagues around, but you do need to pick up your own gear.

If you really want to get started, roller hockey is a cheaper option (both for gear and league fees). Check out www.bladium.com (in Alameda) for leagues/beginner clinics. You can probably rent gear there if you want to go to a clinic and just check things out. If you get into it, you’ll want to buy your own.

To get your gear check out http://www.hockeyxsport.com/ (locacated in Oakland on Hegenberger) Their prices are competitive with most online stores.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cool…I’ll check it out

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Second the Hockey X sports

good stuff, and as a bonus, they’ll give you a sweet t shirt if you buy a bunch of stuff – there’s a blue and gold one almost identical to Cal colors.

If you already have skates, you probably are looking at a solid $300 for gear (50 for shins, 40 for elbow, probably 60 for gloves but I’m not sure since I already had some, 100 for a helmet, not sure about shoulders…) The oakland league costs about $600 for a season, so it’s not cheap. There are some pretty terrible players in the bronze league, which is open to everyone. They also have pickup hockey every day for 10 bucks or so, but the level of play is a bit higher. The downside to the league is that there’s no ice time for practice, so all you get is 10 minutes of warmups before each game – you basically have to improve by playing in the games.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The nice thing about Bladium is you can go skate whenever the rink isn’t in use. Which is when most people are at work, but it’s nice to know the option is there.

Skating really is the most important thing, though. So any open skate hours have the potential to be good practice time.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

and at oakland ice they have open hockey practice, basically open skate but with pucks and goalies. Just not any team practice.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I play on a team with some guys that I’ve known since I was 14, I figure that’s enough team practice over the years?

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would say so.

Pretty cool to have that continuity, I hope my team sticks together like that.

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It lets us be just good enough to make the championship game most seasons before getting schooled by the random ringer team.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RoFL, how sad man, that’s your wifey, don’t say that.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep, that sounds awful; painfully, horribly awful.

by CountDuku on Jan 13, 2009 10:28 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol.

Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this doesn’t settle my fears.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t blame you, this was the worst possible outcome for me. My only positive is that it keeps her active and doing something (anything!) athletic. Thankfully, my 5 year old son loves running around like crazy and thinks its hilarious when he slams into a wall. I may have a football player there….

When I first went to those competitions, I would hear this sound like a whip cracking constantly. I was like “WTF??? Is this the dominatrix training academy?” It’s actually a sound for transitioning between stunts.

sob See??? See what this has done to me? sob

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve actually been to a few myself…my wife was the coach of Carondolet’s JV squad when we first started dating. I felt like a creep…that and they give trophy’s to the top 8 teams. My wife actually tried to put up a 4th place trophy on the mantle!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha! That always kills me. Especially when the announcer has stripper announcer voice. “In 11th place and a bid to Nationals, River City Razor Cats!” Whatever, if you’re in 11th place in anything you should be told that you suck.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this the dominatrix training academy?

I ask myself this question all the time, usually I am wrong.

by CountDuku on Jan 13, 2009 9:10 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got two girls...

it’s expensive, but I recommend equestrian activities….

mine have shown no interest in ball sports (13, and 9).

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, I guess if you don’t have a specific rooting interest there and can just sit back and relax and enjoy all the 1,000 6 to 16 year old girls for what they are, then really, the cheer leading competitions, they aren’t half bad.

I’ve……….said too much, haven’t I?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’ll never know what they thought of 300, will we?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HONK!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do that again and you're going to have to take a seat.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AIR HONK!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT'S IT

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worst First Person Shooter Ever!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

which one's Twist?

linky

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rec'd!

Congratulations!

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by HydroTech on Jan 13, 2009 1:06 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks Hydro! Baby carp should be here just in time for the magical 2009 season…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:07 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the first time, I have nothing to say.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:13 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

someone must have hacked into your SBN account

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 7:15 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I also hate farms! Damn you, producers of grain, millet, and other foodstuffs! WHY MUST YOU TAUNT US SO WITH YOUR NON-IRONIC USAGE OF OVERALLS!??!

Wait, but you arent talking about the Little Farm, are you? I love that place, we’d go to it all the time when I was a kid. And then to the Pony Rides. Oh. The Pony Rides.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:38 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you ever visit the farm that your parents sent your puppy to?

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:39 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve never had a puppy. What farm, in specific, are you referring to?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:43 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I work on a beet farm.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:53 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Any true Berkeley graduate with a degree in social sciences

must knew the evil of the industrial agricultural market in modern capitalism. Ergo, farms = evil!

by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2009 12:30 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CAFO’s = fail.

Crap, reading Pollan is screwing with my worldview!!! ;p

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:37 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

back to hate for a second

Let’s start with:

1. “Touchdown” Tommy Vardell
2. Brevin Knight
3. Casey Jacobson
4. Tim Young
5. Mark Madsen
6. Herbert Hoover

by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 7:42 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7. Tim Tebow.

I don’t care if he doesn’t go to Stanford, let’s hate him anyway.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:53 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Continuing the hate

8. Andrew Vlahov
9. Teyo Johnson

10. The referee who threw the roughing the passer flag on John Belli in the closing seconds of the 1990 Big Game (had to be a stanfurdite; no other explanation for that rotten call)

11. Willie Howard
  

Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.

by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 8:08 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My freshman year in high school

My high school beat a school called Mariner for the state title…Teyo Johnson was their QB. I OWN YOU TEYO

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, did you play on the team?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, I played Defensive Tackle on the football team

well, replace the words “football team” with “marching band” and the words “defensive tackle” with “flute”.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:50 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, THEN YOU DO OWN TEYO!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:53 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NAILED IT!

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12. Adam Keefe
13. Dion Cross

by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 8:11 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

14. Truth or Hate

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 8:16 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

15. Hater Truth

No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.

by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 8:57 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tiger Woods

John Elway

Jim Plunkett

Mike Mussina

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Im always so happy that John Elway’s final collegiate play was The Play.

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 8:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Condi Rice (OH SNAP)

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:20 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nauseated?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:21 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec’d!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NAILED IT

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:29 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ouch!

The Bell must feel slighted!

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:47 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanford wishes it invented the bacon cheddar gordita crunch!!

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YONK

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:58 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for some reason, that made me puke in my mouth a little.

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 10:01 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NSFW…How to get a ’furd girl to…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:05 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

carp where do you find the time to find these gems?

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HONK

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is more typical of ’furd talent

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They all look 14, LoL.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Four ’Furds I used to hate, but have come to accept if not truly love:

1. John McEnroe. a total jack-ass on the court, but a very entertaining commentator—so good, he actually gets me to watch tennis on occasion.

2. Gary Tyrell. He’s a homebrewer, and he kindly graced us with his presence here.

3. Herbert Hoover. No longer the worst President in U.S. history. Thanks, W.

4. Mike Montgomery. Speaks for itself.

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Jan 13, 2009 8:26 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unclear on the concept

Aren’t you California Pete? This isn’t the time to talk about Furdites whom we don’t hate (Tiger, Summer Sanders, Johnny Mac and my high school friend Shervin). You’re not hateful enough.

by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 8:28 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, my Furd hate is so extensive, that I found it easier to list the ones I don’t hate. In other words, if you’re a Furd, and you’re not on my list, then I hate you. And yes, that means you, too, Bill Walsh.

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Jan 13, 2009 3:15 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ted Koppel

Kathryn Doi Todd (for you lawyers out there…hopefully she’s not your judge!)

Mohammad-Reza Aref

JFK dropped out of Stanford’s MBA program…he really was brilliant.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I knew there was something I didn’t like about DiFi

Sandra Day O’Connor…find it kinda hard to hate this one.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can thank DiFi for the congestion leading into SF…she made SF skyscraper friendly after Dan Brown went apeshit.

Could you imagine if she was a law school prof?

(shudders)

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no Twist comment?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:07 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m not a marionette to dance at your leisure!

PS DOUBLE AIR HONK!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:13 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

double honking DiFi???

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:35 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I ws Double Air Honking you!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the yackass Mitt Romney

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More 'furd stuff I hate

And I also hate… oh, darn it, I just vomited all over my keyboard. The buildup of vitriol was just too much. If only I had some green garbage bags to clean this up, but they’re all being used for a (non)mascot thingy.

The internets scare and confuse me

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phil Knight went to Stanford Business School.

I just want to fuel the hate.

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually think Phil Knight (not so much Bellotti) makes Oregon Football pertinent and this benefits the Pac10 in general. Not too much hate although you people better not get busted by the NCAA

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought this might get some of you fired up...This is our new DT commit Kaufusi

He’s been trapped in Utah…I bet he can’t wait to come to Cal.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Per Ted Miller, Taylor Mays to return for his senior season. CJ Gable too.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

son of a…why would Mays return? He’s already got the “best safety evair” label withou even an interception or a forced fumble? In fact he only has 4 picks and 1 FF in 3 years! Maybe he should hit the weights less and study more opposing QBs…

Donnie McClesky’s stats looked better

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m a stats guy. But, Taylor Mays > Donnie.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree and wasn’t trying to argue that…I just wonder if Mays might be an NFL bust…and his Mays’ value seems at an all-time high. Mays had the best D in the world putting pressure on QBs and the QBs weren’t too hot in the Pac10.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:13 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really don’t get why he is returning; maybe to get a degree, maybe a shot at a national championship. I sincerely doubt his stock will drop a lot, though Mays’ perceived ability is also the result of a dominant defense surrounding him, with all the departures, it may not be as impressive.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Needs more time to cover illegal substances for NFL testing? haha

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:21 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m glad Gable’s returning (FUMBLE!)

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:06 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IWANTTOCRY!

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:11 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taylor Mays showing SC’s ranking

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:36 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sigh…yes!

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

isn’t it funny that their “V” really looks like a number 2…and who, in the history of sports, really loves being number 2???

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michael Jackson does...

…he loves second place, just always coming in a little behind.

That joke works better in person.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flagged for unimaginably disturbing imagery.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

son of a bitch

Gable is ok, but Mays…COME ON MAN GO PRO!

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More Miller

The Pac-10 also will accept a “thank you” from the SEC for agreeing to a system that prevents USC from playing the top team in the SEC, thereby allowing the SEC to claim four national titles since 2003 against teams — Ohio State and Oklahoma — that have combined to lose eight consecutive BCS bowl games.

The Trojans, winners over Ohio State and Oklahoma by a combined count of 90-22 in meetings during that same span, just wish somebody from down South would come out and play.

Wait… it would be fun… don’t run away!

Wow. Your conference does have great speed.

The bowl season improved the Pac-10’s nonconference record to 19-19 and 7-8 vs. the top 18 of the final regular-season AP poll.

No BCS conference played a comparably difficult nonconference slate. Perhaps ever.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:15 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Elway, for sure.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 9:37 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Milton Friedman!!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 9:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rishi disagrees.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:39 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How dare you?!

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:24 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Rec’d, but almost flagged for not flagging.

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I flagged it too.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 1:56 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I refuse to admit he went to Stanford (Hoover Institution).

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:38 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All Stanford fans. Hate.

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 9:39 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First one’s aiiight, but the rest are vomits.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think the first one might be his real gf while he’s in Gainesville

http://www.sports-boards.net/forums/showthread.php?t=147636

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tebow’s girls is HELLZA fine, too bad he’s not hittin’ it.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, she’s so bossy!

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 9:57 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

c’mon buddy…that fake “I’m a Christian” stuff doesn’t work when you’ve got that kinda talent. I’m sure she’d likely be interested in one Percy Harvin if Tebo tries to pull that shit.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:58 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769025

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sambradford’s lines are pretty epic.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just got this in an e-mail- absolutely killed me

The Diary of Tim Tebow

10.14.06

7:02 AM: Awoken at Ole Miss Tri-Delt house by phone call from Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley. Foley reminds Tebow there’s a game this afternoon. Tebow calls Foley a pickle smoker and tells him to send the plane.

7:05: Drops and does 40 naked push ups in front of a mirror.

7:07: Packs a duffel bag with tank top, pair of tight jeans, and no underwear. Announces “Tebow’s going commando” to no one in particular.

7:08: Kills it.

7:09: Kills it again.

7:10: Calls Chris Leak, tells him “Tebow’s rushing for two hundy today!” Leak says he can’t talk right now, needs to take one final look at the playbook. Tebow calls him a pussy.

7:15: Takes cologne shower. Uses Stetson.

7:21: Drives to the Oxford airport. Uses the shoulder to bypass traffic.

7:38: Leaves car in front of corporate hangar. Flips keys to airport police officer. Gives him a pat on the ass.

7:40: Passes through airport security. Refuses to remove 4" belt buckle for metal detector. Offers to show TSA his security wand.

7:42: Gets three orders of chicken parm at Sbarro.

7:43: Finishes chicken parm. Belches.

7:44: Calls Leak. Tells him his mom left her panties in Tebow’s hot tub. Hangs up.

7:55: Boards UST’s G5. Asks stewardess where the fucking cheerleaders are. Orders vodka rocks, a pack of Marlboro Reds, and a meatball sub.

8:10: Plane takes off.

8:11: Tebow dials Urban Meyer on cell phone. Screams “Tebow’s throwing for three hundy today!” Meyer shrieks, puts on a visor.

8:12: Stewardess asks Tebow to turn off his cell phone. Tebow asks stewardess to turn off her high beams.

8:19: Pilot turns off Fasten Seatbelts sign.

8:19:05: Tebow enters bathroom. Kills it.

8:24: Reads back issues of Guns & Ammo magazine.

8:53: Calls Leak. Tells Leak he shaved his mom’s pubes into the shape of a T.

8:55: Calls Joakim Noah. Tells him he’s partying with Tebow tonight, even though he’s fucking French. Instructs Noah on the types of chicks he’ll want lined-up for the night. Tebow wants an international theme.

9:03: Flight lands in Gainesville. Tebow commandeers cart for transporting disabled, drives through concourse at 25 mph. Stops at Sbarro, picks up 2 orders of chicken parm, stops at Borders, picks up Penthouse Letters.

9:12: Tebow steps into Spurrier’s old Town Car. License plate GATOR1. Florida State Troopers arrive to provide escort to stadium.

9:14: Tebow tells driver “Forget about pre-game drills. Take me to the Tri-Delt house.”

9:25: Tebow tells driver to first drop by College GameDay’s on-location studio. Tells Herbstreit he’s a pickle smoker.

9:37: Stops off at gas station. Buys a case of Bud and 4 Slim Jims. Pays with Chris Leak’s AmEx card.

10:01: Tebow arrives at Tri-Delt house. Announces he’s ready to begin his “pre-game stretching routine.”

10:02: Sorority president arrives with four pledges. Tebow says, “Which one of you is Leak’s sister?” Tebow is joking. Tebow laughs.

10:40: Tebow takes a nap.

11:00: Tebow wakes up from a nap and lets fly with a 10-second parm fart. He gets Penthouse Letters from his bag and heads to the bathroom, grabbing a beer on the way. Tebow has no use for courtesy flushes.

11:20: Tebow looks at his 2006 Florida Gators wallet-sized schedule. Looks like they’re playing Auburn today. Wonders where the fuck this small Midwestern college is anyway.

11:30: Kills it.

11:40: Opens the bathroom door and demands high-quality toilet paper.

11:45: Lights a match.

11:46: Fire alarm goes off. Tebow is nonplussed.

11:55: Alarm disabled. Fire Marshal runs upstairs and yells “Who the hell is responsible for this?!?!” Fire Marshal sees it’s Tim Tebow and retreats back down the stairs.

11:56: Uses cell phone to call Meyer and confirm he’s starting this afternoon. Meyer shrieks.

12:00: Tebow exits Tri-Delt house. Tells driver “It’s time.”

12:09: Tebow arrives at the stadium. Sees Leak, gives him a wedgie.

12:11: Walks into locker room. Announces, “Three touchdowns for Tebow today!” Urban Meyer gasps, locks office door.

12:15: Changes for the game. Does not wear a cup. You don’t need a cup with balls of steel.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 2:39 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Google Street View is awesome

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a feeling this isn’t getting it’s rightful attention. Those are ‘furd girls in bikinis picked up by Google Street View. Don’t ask how I found that…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:31 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How did you find that?

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec’d!

did that heckler really say:

“HE WILL THRESH YOU LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN HELICOPTER ON GRANNIES WAR GARDEN.”

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU SEE THAT GUY PRITCHARD? THAT’S NYAN BOATENG. HE’S A BOAT. HE’S A FUCKING BOAT. HE’S A FAST FUCKING CATAMARAN BOAT, THAT’S WHAT HE IS. YOU WISH YOU HAD A BOAT LIKE THAT ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM.

YES, I AM PUMPED UP, DANCE TEAM. WORK IT DANCE TEAM. FUCK YES. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.

by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 2:55 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rivals has news on another OL recruit.

http://cal.rivals.com/

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whats te article say????

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No idea. No sub, but Hasiak is a big dude. Never a bad thing up front.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha, suck it BN

“From the beginning, I was just looking for the best opportunity and best situation. It was a good situation at UCLA but it’s really a better situation at Cal.”

Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was this said in your best Sean Connery SNL Jeopardy voice: “Suck it Trebek…suck it long and suck it hard!”

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neuheisel: “You’ll rue the day you cross me, Tedford.”

Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

well played, sir

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HONKED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There once was a man named Tribick… who had a very tiny
OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You brigand...

Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you see my new avatar photo?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“I’ll take famous titties for $400”

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:16 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“I’ll take ‘the penis mighty’ for a thousand”

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sigh

Penis Mightier.

You fail, YSlut, you fail.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:41 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, give me ape tit

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s not “Ape Tit.” It’s A Petit… never mind! Let’s just go to “Animal Sounds” for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Mr. Connery.
“Moo.”
“No.”
"Well, that’s the sound your mother made last night! "

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, we would have taken “Bow-wow or ruff”

Rough, eh? Just the way your mother likes it.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:50 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take anal bum cover for $300

…that’s ‘an album cover’, Mr. Connery.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 1:08 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Yeah. What a douche!

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"

by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“colors that end in _urple.”

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More on hasiak.

Ultimately, I can’t help but feel that if this gentleman is switching from UCLA to Cal, there is nothing to stop him from switching again. I’ll believe it when the LoI comes in. When is that again? 2.5?

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed…does it seem like our best commits are decommits? That’s not a great sign of…commitment. Maybe it’s due to Cal coming to life after The Epic Effing Collapse of ’07.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:55 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a huge pickup

Stan Hasiak, a former UCLA commit. Cue BN making stuff up about his grades in 5,4,3…

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we can get Carroll or Kennard…this class will be awesome.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word…I really thought we WOULDN’T get that guy…and that we’d have a better shot at Carroll, Kennard, et al.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UCLA is clearly a superior academic institution to Cal.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s some dirty crystal.

by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:48 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, they’re already doing it on their scout forums.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m drooling…at work

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy crap

…I can’t believe we actually poached him…

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In Spite of Twist!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd
giant joyous ball of destruction

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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, nothing is official until that LOI is signed. But good news is good news

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we’re doing pretty good for no O-line coach

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no oline coach officially

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

italics in this case mean ‘evil conspiracy voice’, right?

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim Tebow is our new o-line coach.

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH JEEBUS NO

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

could this be the reason?
Hasiak: "Schools want me for both offensive tackle and offensive guard. I probably prefer guard, but it depends on how much I weigh. I’m about 315 right now. I’d say USC, UCLA and Washington want me for guard. Cal, Oregon, Oregon State and Arizona like me at offensive tackle.

"I’m good at reading defenses. I can tell right away what to do and I have good initial pop off the ball. In pass pro, I hold my ground pretty well. I get my hips down and my weight over my feet. My hand placement could improve.

http://recruiting.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=8&c=1&nid=3234381

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that

and UCLA hasn’t produced an NFL draft pick at OL since 1998

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

would that be one Jonathan Ogden?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a teammate of The Biggest Disappointing 9er Ever…YY Stokes. Also considered: Jonas Jennings, Gabe Wilkins, and Antonio Langham.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Drunkenmiller. How can you forget him?

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Easily

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:57 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sigh…Jesus with a Beer Can.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:02 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rivals lists H. Toshua Lupoi as the lead recruiter…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everybody wanted this dude…and Lupoi just beat out Chow Chow

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank goodness for this post. I’ve been hating on the bruins lately, and its nice to reminded of my priorities.

/checks BN

GOD I HATE THOSE DICKLESS BRUINS!

by CaliforniaBone on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Random thought of the day

I’ve actually had the thought pop into my mind while watching many a cal bball games this year, but have not been near a computer to put the pen to paper so here it goes…..

Is it just me or does Mike Montgomery resemble Oski? Take a look at that pic on the front page…… Mikey M = Oski

by 33SwisherSweet on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really, that’s the best you can do?

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, now that I looked, you’re on to something.

by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve always though he looks remarkably similar to NBA coach Mike D’Antoni (but without the mustache, and with a slightly longer face).

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i second D’Antoni

by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 11:37 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its all about the O!

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:39 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alabama Fan of the Week

I’m reposting this from Deep South Sports…it’s too damn funny to pass up.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HASIAK WAS THE BEST LINEMAN AT EVERY ALL-STAR GAME AND CAMP HE WENT TO

the dude should be a 5-star and may get there in some updated rankings… he’s been like the DJax of OLinemen this year

We have yet another monster OL Class…. And the OL is the most important unit on the football team

I just jizzed in my pants

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that the dude that does Mark Wahlberg on SNL?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7 4 star recruits…I hope we pass the ’furd…

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinda a low standard

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’ll have a top 25 class after tomorrow morning’s update… Right now, we’re at 28 with a few guys who will get more stars… and 2 2-stars with 5-star UPSIDE.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:59 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it is low…knowing we have shitty facilities and higher academic qualifications. Also, I’m not a fan of the “stars” rating system. I have a feeling Sofele could make All-Conference if he went to a school where he could play a lot (say, for example, Washington). My point is…rags says is best.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:06 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs