DBD 1.13.09 Hate The Farm
Lost in all the hubaloo of the Husky victory is the return of Montgomery to Maples next Saturday. More importantly, it's Cal vs. Furd, and it's time for some good ol' fashioned HATE.
Hate can be good; its therapuetic value is undeniable. We save it for the most loathsome creatures in life, like Osama Bin Laden, Maman and Chris Kattan. And the 'Furd. What is there to love about the 'Furd? They have a golf course right behind the campus. Donald Rumsfeld even got a chance to teach there, and he isn't teaching a class on How to Clusterf#&k The Middle East, so he clearly can't be the one either.
It's kind of hard to hate football players though. It's more of a collective experience to hate the team in general for just being the embodiment of evil, or at the very least focus ire on the coach running the thing. But basketball? It's much easier to find someone to hate. There's always someone there who annoys the crap out of you, someone you wish would run into a blind pick or get thrown into the third row on a fast break.
I have an obvious candidate.
Ugh. Puke. God damn you Robin.
Which 'Furd player/coach/figures do you despise to the core? If you've forgotten some of the names, here's the list.
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I'd like to board the stanfurd Hate Train
And to answer the question posed, I particularly hate the stanfurdites who hold instruments and debase themselves in public (I hesitate to call them a “band”, as it sullies the word).
The internets scare and confuse me
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2009 6:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Marshawn tells me Trent’s a little bitach
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Fact. Also, Ryan Anderson tells me Brook Lopez is a bitach.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 7:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That tree thing
Am I right that the farmhands don’t call it a “mascot”? So it’s just a stupid looking thing they parade around for the hell of it? Whatever it is, I despise it.
Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.
by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 6:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mike Montgomery
oops…old habit
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oregon St
My wife and I think the evening of conception was 11/15…which would be right after the awful Ore. St. game. How do we know for sure? Well, yesterday the OBGYN lady measured the fetus as shown below and she said, "It’s 8 weeks and 2 days…putting us right on 11/15.

As you can see, it’s a boy and he got his father’s girthiness.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Congrats!
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thank you!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Right, congrats.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks Rishi…you know, I’m pretty shocked at a 11/15 conception date…I remember myself being in a particularly grumpy mood with me missing the first quarter and Mrs. carp saying “I was only 20 min late.” In my world, grumpiness usually isn’t rewarded…but we might’ve gone to the bar that night…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Honk!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 8:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s just like carp’s 11/15 evening!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks YShoe!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
guys…if it’s a male I think I’m set…we could do baseball, football, Boy Scouts, etc. But if it’s a female…what do I do? Is there anyone out there who has a daughter? I’m sorry but softball isn’t the same thing. And I can’t have her be the random 12 y/o girl playing first base in an all-boys Little League. Will I be applying aerosol glitter for my teenage daughter’s cheerleading competition while mean mugging horny teenage boys who are undressing her with their eyeballs?!?!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Volleyball. Or, pole vaulting. I hear Cal has a decent program.
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
really? I’m screwed. She’s gonna bring home some dude, all tatted up, with a fast car and fast friends. Then, I’m a gonna have to cap his ass.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But if said dude is a 5-star recruit considering Cal . . .
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we’d need a background check…need to know if he has any priors…if it all shakes out and Mom likes him…then I’ll take him in. And I’ll pay the sonofabitch if SC tries to come knocking on the door.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Better idea, if SC comes knocking on the door, convince them to pay the sonofabitch, and then expose it.
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The The…this is genius.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s something that will never be said again…
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The The…. this is genius.
You lose!
Honk!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Everything’s coming up Thrillho!
You played right into my trap!
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
soccer, gymnastics, dance, basketball, and snowboarding
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that sounds ok…
I once got red carded in IM soccer…
basketball didn’t work out once they found out I can’t drive to the hoop…
dance…heh
and I can’t snowboard. at all.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
im soccer? were you the a-hole on the other team that always took everything WAY to seriously
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
might have been playing sweeper and I took out the striker who was about to score…I’m also a big shover…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m also a big shover…
Worst.WeddingNight.Ever
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I…am lost for words.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONK
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
there’s nothing wrong with a little spirited touching, but I remember one time I was doing co-ed indoor and this 6’-0" 180 lb guy keep jumping on to and shouldering a 5’0" 105lb girl on our team with al his might
as for taking out stirkers…. hey they shouldn’t be trying to shoot right?
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wtf is soccer?
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
was this said in your best Dave Chappelle voice: “WTF is JUICE? Gimme so grape drink, baby…mmm…it’s purple.”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I read it in that exact voice.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I rec’d it!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but then she won’t go through puberty until age 28.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
one less thing for you to worry about?
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm…gymnastics it is! Plus my wife went to “nationals” when she was 12. I say “nationals” because they invite like 500 people and only those that pay their way get to go.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My wife did that too. Although she actually did well enough to get on a podium for something, I think it was beam. Then she landed the wrong way and her ankle disagreed with her and future participation.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
word…my wife’s got effed up ankles too…plus her left pinkie is crooked…it’s kinda gross to hold hands.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve managed to break the teeth of a few other people playing hockey. Karma demands I wear a full face cage.
I have a trick knee from bad ice at Berkeley Iceland, though.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The oakland ice center's bronze league demands that I wear a full cage
Those guys do not know how to stop.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
stopping is fun. I mostly play roller hockey (I’m cheap) so the chance of pace on ice is fun. Although you mostly can stop on the sport court. In fact, I think fewer people can do it than on ice so it can be a great advantage at times.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I played roller hockey for a long time
There’s not much ice in Washington state, so I had too. I almost went out for Cal’s ice team, but they have to practice so damn late and I didn’t think I could do it with school and band.
I didn’t know they had roller hockey leagues around here. This is my first time playing ice hockey since I was seven, but after a dozen games I’m getting my legs back. Ice is a lot more fun than roller, but maybe I’m just liking the change of pace.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I made it to a few tryouts for Cal Ice Hockey, but the hours were horrible.
Ice is great. I just can’t talk myself into paying the money for it compared to roller. I don’t live far from Oakland Ice Center, so I try to do pick up every now and then.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's expensive
If I had any financial obligations at all (wife, car, kid, house) I would probably think twice, but I don’t, so hey, 600 bucks to hockey instead of saving it. Economy, you’re welcome.
I’m planning on going to the pickup games on the Holidays (MLK, Presidents), because I can’t take off work to go play hockey in the middle of the day. Let me know if you’re planning on going sometime soon.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, I might need something to do on Monday. I’ll let you know.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s true. I have a wife, a car, a kid, AND a house. So, I can’t do hockey anymore. AI!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would love to play hockey against you
Knocking TwistNHonk down with total immunity…priceless.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
total immunity
as opposed to?
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Partial immunity
Now stop asking stupid questions.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
getting sued and giving Twist his first victory in court
ugh, that would be miserable, 50 years of bragging rights from him.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why would the bragging rights only end in 2059?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you live longer than 50 more years
you probably won’t have been a very good lawyer.
Ok, you’ll probably live past 2059.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I’d totally play hockey against you!
I play hockey all the time. Here is a photo of me playing. I’m the one in blue:

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wow…can I play hockey if I can barely skate? Do they have team gear or do I need to drop a cool 1k on gear? I’d love to play if I could. I could practice my skating.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There are plenty of beginner leagues around, but you do need to pick up your own gear.
If you really want to get started, roller hockey is a cheaper option (both for gear and league fees). Check out www.bladium.com (in Alameda) for leagues/beginner clinics. You can probably rent gear there if you want to go to a clinic and just check things out. If you get into it, you’ll want to buy your own.
To get your gear check out http://www.hockeyxsport.com/ (locacated in Oakland on Hegenberger) Their prices are competitive with most online stores.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
cool…I’ll check it out
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Second the Hockey X sports
good stuff, and as a bonus, they’ll give you a sweet t shirt if you buy a bunch of stuff – there’s a blue and gold one almost identical to Cal colors.
If you already have skates, you probably are looking at a solid $300 for gear (50 for shins, 40 for elbow, probably 60 for gloves but I’m not sure since I already had some, 100 for a helmet, not sure about shoulders…) The oakland league costs about $600 for a season, so it’s not cheap. There are some pretty terrible players in the bronze league, which is open to everyone. They also have pickup hockey every day for 10 bucks or so, but the level of play is a bit higher. The downside to the league is that there’s no ice time for practice, so all you get is 10 minutes of warmups before each game – you basically have to improve by playing in the games.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The nice thing about Bladium is you can go skate whenever the rink isn’t in use. Which is when most people are at work, but it’s nice to know the option is there.
Skating really is the most important thing, though. So any open skate hours have the potential to be good practice time.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
and at oakland ice they have open hockey practice, basically open skate but with pucks and goalies. Just not any team practice.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I play on a team with some guys that I’ve known since I was 14, I figure that’s enough team practice over the years?
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would say so.
Pretty cool to have that continuity, I hope my team sticks together like that.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It lets us be just good enough to make the championship game most seasons before getting schooled by the random ringer team.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RoFL, how sad man, that’s your wifey, don’t say that.
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have an 11 year old daughter
and she has always hated team sports of any kind. Instead she’s a competitive… cheerleader. There, I said it! Going to those freaking competitions is a fate worse than death, believe me. Imagine if you will approximately 1000 girls aged between 6 and 15, dressed in their cheer gear, painted up like ladies of the night, hopped up on junk food and sugar (that’s all they sell at these deals) and for 7 hours you sit there with bad dance music blaring in 10 second segments, pieced together for a routine. All this to watch your kid for 2 minutes.
No, I’m not bitter.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Yep, that sounds awful; painfully, horribly awful.
by CountDuku on Jan 13, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this doesn’t settle my fears.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t blame you, this was the worst possible outcome for me. My only positive is that it keeps her active and doing something (anything!) athletic. Thankfully, my 5 year old son loves running around like crazy and thinks its hilarious when he slams into a wall. I may have a football player there….
When I first went to those competitions, I would hear this sound like a whip cracking constantly. I was like “WTF??? Is this the dominatrix training academy?” It’s actually a sound for transitioning between stunts.
sob See??? See what this has done to me? sob
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve actually been to a few myself…my wife was the coach of Carondolet’s JV squad when we first started dating. I felt like a creep…that and they give trophy’s to the top 8 teams. My wife actually tried to put up a 4th place trophy on the mantle!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! That always kills me. Especially when the announcer has stripper announcer voice. “In 11th place and a bid to Nationals, River City Razor Cats!” Whatever, if you’re in 11th place in anything you should be told that you suck.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the dominatrix training academy?
I ask myself this question all the time, usually I am wrong.
by CountDuku on Jan 13, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've got two girls...
it’s expensive, but I recommend equestrian activities….
mine have shown no interest in ball sports (13, and 9).
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
See, I guess if you don’t have a specific rooting interest there and can just sit back and relax and enjoy all the 1,000 6 to 16 year old girls for what they are, then really, the cheer leading competitions, they aren’t half bad.
I’ve……….said too much, haven’t I?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll never know what they thought of 300, will we?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do that again and you're going to have to take a seat.
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"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AIR HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S IT

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Worst First Person Shooter Ever!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
which one's Twist?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd!
Congratulations!
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by HydroTech on Jan 13, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks Hydro! Baby carp should be here just in time for the magical 2009 season…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For the first time, I have nothing to say.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
someone must have hacked into your SBN account
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 7:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I also hate farms! Damn you, producers of grain, millet, and other foodstuffs! WHY MUST YOU TAUNT US SO WITH YOUR NON-IRONIC USAGE OF OVERALLS!??!
Wait, but you arent talking about the Little Farm, are you? I love that place, we’d go to it all the time when I was a kid. And then to the Pony Rides. Oh. The Pony Rides.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever visit the farm that your parents sent your puppy to?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve never had a puppy. What farm, in specific, are you referring to?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I work on a beet farm.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any true Berkeley graduate with a degree in social sciences
must knew the evil of the industrial agricultural market in modern capitalism. Ergo, farms = evil!
by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CAFO’s = fail.
Crap, reading Pollan is screwing with my worldview!!! ;p
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
back to hate for a second
Let’s start with:
1. “Touchdown” Tommy Vardell
2. Brevin Knight
3. Casey Jacobson
4. Tim Young
5. Mark Madsen
6. Herbert Hoover
by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 7:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
7. Tim Tebow.
I don’t care if he doesn’t go to Stanford, let’s hate him anyway.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Continuing the hate
8. Andrew Vlahov
9. Teyo Johnson
10. The referee who threw the roughing the passer flag on John Belli in the closing seconds of the 1990 Big Game (had to be a stanfurdite; no other explanation for that rotten call)
11. Willie Howard
Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.
by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My freshman year in high school
My high school beat a school called Mariner for the state title…Teyo Johnson was their QB. I OWN YOU TEYO
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, did you play on the team?
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I played Defensive Tackle on the football team
well, replace the words “football team” with “marching band” and the words “defensive tackle” with “flute”.
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, THEN YOU DO OWN TEYO!
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NAILED IT!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
14. Truth or Hate
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 8:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
15. Hater Truth
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tiger Woods
John Elway
Jim Plunkett
Mike Mussina
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Im always so happy that John Elway’s final collegiate play was The Play.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Condi Rice (OH SNAP)
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nauseated?

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Say did you know
their campus resembles a famous restaurant?

by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
rec’d!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NAILED IT
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch!
The Bell must feel slighted!
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Stanford wishes it invented the bacon cheddar gordita crunch!!

by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure some of their girls have tacos like that.
:X
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
YONK
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
for some reason, that made me puke in my mouth a little.
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NSFW…How to get a ’furd girl to…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NSFW…’furd’s at # 40 for hottest girls…not sure I buy that…but Cal’s really I think in this poll.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
carp where do you find the time to find these gems?
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONK
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this is more typical of ’furd talent
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Elway. It will forever be Elway.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 13, 2009 8:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Four ’Furds I used to hate, but have come to accept if not truly love:
1. John McEnroe. a total jack-ass on the court, but a very entertaining commentator—so good, he actually gets me to watch tennis on occasion.
2. Gary Tyrell. He’s a homebrewer, and he kindly graced us with his presence here.
3. Herbert Hoover. No longer the worst President in U.S. history. Thanks, W.
4. Mike Montgomery. Speaks for itself.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 13, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unclear on the concept
Aren’t you California Pete? This isn’t the time to talk about Furdites whom we don’t hate (Tiger, Summer Sanders, Johnny Mac and my high school friend Shervin). You’re not hateful enough.
by LeonPowe on Jan 13, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, my Furd hate is so extensive, that I found it easier to list the ones I don’t hate. In other words, if you’re a Furd, and you’re not on my list, then I hate you. And yes, that means you, too, Bill Walsh.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Jan 13, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kathryn Doi Todd (for you lawyers out there…hopefully she’s not your judge!)
JFK dropped out of Stanford’s MBA program…he really was brilliant.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I knew there was something I didn’t like about DiFi
Sandra Day O’Connor…find it kinda hard to hate this one.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
you can thank DiFi for the congestion leading into SF…she made SF skyscraper friendly after Dan Brown went apeshit.
Could you imagine if she was a law school prof?

(shudders)
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no Twist comment?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a marionette to dance at your leisure!
PS DOUBLE AIR HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
double honking DiFi???
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I ws Double Air Honking you!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the yackass Mitt Romney
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
More 'furd stuff I hate
And I also hate… oh, darn it, I just vomited all over my keyboard. The buildup of vitriol was just too much. If only I had some green garbage bags to clean this up, but they’re all being used for a (non)mascot thingy.
The internets scare and confuse me
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Phil Knight went to Stanford Business School.
I just want to fuel the hate.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I actually think Phil Knight (not so much Bellotti) makes Oregon Football pertinent and this benefits the Pac10 in general. Not too much hate although you people better not get busted by the NCAA
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought this might get some of you fired up...This is our new DT commit Kaufusi

He’s been trapped in Utah…I bet he can’t wait to come to Cal.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Per Ted Miller, Taylor Mays to return for his senior season. CJ Gable too.
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
son of a…why would Mays return? He’s already got the “best safety evair” label withou even an interception or a forced fumble? In fact he only has 4 picks and 1 FF in 3 years! Maybe he should hit the weights less and study more opposing QBs…
Donnie McClesky’s stats looked better
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a stats guy. But, Taylor Mays > Donnie.
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree and wasn’t trying to argue that…I just wonder if Mays might be an NFL bust…and his Mays’ value seems at an all-time high. Mays had the best D in the world putting pressure on QBs and the QBs weren’t too hot in the Pac10.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really don’t get why he is returning; maybe to get a degree, maybe a shot at a national championship. I sincerely doubt his stock will drop a lot, though Mays’ perceived ability is also the result of a dominant defense surrounding him, with all the departures, it may not be as impressive.
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by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more time to cover illegal substances for NFL testing? haha
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad Gable’s returning (FUMBLE!)
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IWANTTOCRY!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor Mays showing SC’s ranking
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sigh…yes!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
isn’t it funny that their “V” really looks like a number 2…and who, in the history of sports, really loves being number 2???
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jackson does...
…he loves second place, just always coming in a little behind.
That joke works better in person.
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for unimaginably disturbing imagery.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
son of a bitch
Gable is ok, but Mays…COME ON MAN GO PRO!
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by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Pac-10 also will accept a “thank you” from the SEC for agreeing to a system that prevents USC from playing the top team in the SEC, thereby allowing the SEC to claim four national titles since 2003 against teams — Ohio State and Oklahoma — that have combined to lose eight consecutive BCS bowl games.
The Trojans, winners over Ohio State and Oklahoma by a combined count of 90-22 in meetings during that same span, just wish somebody from down South would come out and play.
Wait… it would be fun… don’t run away!
Wow. Your conference does have great speed.
The bowl season improved the Pac-10’s nonconference record to 19-19 and 7-8 vs. the top 18 of the final regular-season AP poll.
No BCS conference played a comparably difficult nonconference slate. Perhaps ever.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Elway, for sure.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 9:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Milton Friedman!!
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rishi disagrees.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Jan 13, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How dare you?!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d, but almost flagged for not flagging.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I flagged it too.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to admit he went to Stanford (Hoover Institution).
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Tebow's girls (also known as TeHos)
http://thisisgodgiven.com/2008/05/05/tebow-makes-like-a-mohel/
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1681/1558423625lcq2.jpg
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/09/12/sports/ncaafootball/tebow.533.jpg
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
First one’s aiiight, but the rest are vomits.
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the first one might be his real gf while he’s in Gainesville
http://www.sports-boards.net/forums/showthread.php?t=147636
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tebow’s girls is HELLZA fine, too bad he’s not hittin’ it.
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
c’mon buddy…that fake “I’m a Christian” stuff doesn’t work when you’ve got that kinda talent. I’m sure she’d likely be interested in one Percy Harvin if Tebo tries to pull that shit.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769025
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sambradford’s lines are pretty epic.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just got this in an e-mail- absolutely killed me
The Diary of Tim Tebow
10.14.06
7:02 AM: Awoken at Ole Miss Tri-Delt house by phone call from Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley. Foley reminds Tebow there’s a game this afternoon. Tebow calls Foley a pickle smoker and tells him to send the plane.
7:05: Drops and does 40 naked push ups in front of a mirror.
7:07: Packs a duffel bag with tank top, pair of tight jeans, and no underwear. Announces “Tebow’s going commando” to no one in particular.
7:08: Kills it.
7:09: Kills it again.
7:10: Calls Chris Leak, tells him “Tebow’s rushing for two hundy today!” Leak says he can’t talk right now, needs to take one final look at the playbook. Tebow calls him a pussy.
7:15: Takes cologne shower. Uses Stetson.
7:21: Drives to the Oxford airport. Uses the shoulder to bypass traffic.
7:38: Leaves car in front of corporate hangar. Flips keys to airport police officer. Gives him a pat on the ass.
7:40: Passes through airport security. Refuses to remove 4" belt buckle for metal detector. Offers to show TSA his security wand.
7:42: Gets three orders of chicken parm at Sbarro.
7:43: Finishes chicken parm. Belches.
7:44: Calls Leak. Tells him his mom left her panties in Tebow’s hot tub. Hangs up.
7:55: Boards UST’s G5. Asks stewardess where the fucking cheerleaders are. Orders vodka rocks, a pack of Marlboro Reds, and a meatball sub.
8:10: Plane takes off.
8:11: Tebow dials Urban Meyer on cell phone. Screams “Tebow’s throwing for three hundy today!” Meyer shrieks, puts on a visor.
8:12: Stewardess asks Tebow to turn off his cell phone. Tebow asks stewardess to turn off her high beams.
8:19: Pilot turns off Fasten Seatbelts sign.
8:19:05: Tebow enters bathroom. Kills it.
8:24: Reads back issues of Guns & Ammo magazine.
8:53: Calls Leak. Tells Leak he shaved his mom’s pubes into the shape of a T.
8:55: Calls Joakim Noah. Tells him he’s partying with Tebow tonight, even though he’s fucking French. Instructs Noah on the types of chicks he’ll want lined-up for the night. Tebow wants an international theme.
9:03: Flight lands in Gainesville. Tebow commandeers cart for transporting disabled, drives through concourse at 25 mph. Stops at Sbarro, picks up 2 orders of chicken parm, stops at Borders, picks up Penthouse Letters.
9:12: Tebow steps into Spurrier’s old Town Car. License plate GATOR1. Florida State Troopers arrive to provide escort to stadium.
9:14: Tebow tells driver “Forget about pre-game drills. Take me to the Tri-Delt house.”
9:25: Tebow tells driver to first drop by College GameDay’s on-location studio. Tells Herbstreit he’s a pickle smoker.
9:37: Stops off at gas station. Buys a case of Bud and 4 Slim Jims. Pays with Chris Leak’s AmEx card.
10:01: Tebow arrives at Tri-Delt house. Announces he’s ready to begin his “pre-game stretching routine.”
10:02: Sorority president arrives with four pledges. Tebow says, “Which one of you is Leak’s sister?” Tebow is joking. Tebow laughs.
10:40: Tebow takes a nap.
11:00: Tebow wakes up from a nap and lets fly with a 10-second parm fart. He gets Penthouse Letters from his bag and heads to the bathroom, grabbing a beer on the way. Tebow has no use for courtesy flushes.
11:20: Tebow looks at his 2006 Florida Gators wallet-sized schedule. Looks like they’re playing Auburn today. Wonders where the fuck this small Midwestern college is anyway.
11:30: Kills it.
11:40: Opens the bathroom door and demands high-quality toilet paper.
11:45: Lights a match.
11:46: Fire alarm goes off. Tebow is nonplussed.
11:55: Alarm disabled. Fire Marshal runs upstairs and yells “Who the hell is responsible for this?!?!” Fire Marshal sees it’s Tim Tebow and retreats back down the stairs.
11:56: Uses cell phone to call Meyer and confirm he’s starting this afternoon. Meyer shrieks.
12:00: Tebow exits Tri-Delt house. Tells driver “It’s time.”
12:09: Tebow arrives at the stadium. Sees Leak, gives him a wedgie.
12:11: Walks into locker room. Announces, “Three touchdowns for Tebow today!” Urban Meyer gasps, locks office door.
12:15: Changes for the game. Does not wear a cup. You don’t need a cup with balls of steel.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling this isn’t getting it’s rightful attention. Those are ‘furd girls in bikinis picked up by Google Street View. Don’t ask how I found that…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PRITCHARD. PRITCHARD’S A BITCH. FUCK YOU PRITCHARD. I AM PUMPED. GET PRITCHARD. FUCK HIM UP. HE’S A BITCH. PRITCHARD’S A LITTLE BITCH. HEY PRITCHARD YOU SEE THAT THATS ZACK FOLLETT. YOU WILL NOT GET PAST HIM. HE WILL END YOU. HE WILL THRESH YOU LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN HELICOPTER ON GRANNIES WAR GARDEN. FUCK YOU PRITCHARD. YES!
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
rec’d!
did that heckler really say:
“HE WILL THRESH YOU LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN HELICOPTER ON GRANNIES WAR GARDEN.”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU SEE THAT GUY PRITCHARD? THAT’S NYAN BOATENG. HE’S A BOAT. HE’S A FUCKING BOAT. HE’S A FAST FUCKING CATAMARAN BOAT, THAT’S WHAT HE IS. YOU WISH YOU HAD A BOAT LIKE THAT ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM.
YES, I AM PUMPED UP, DANCE TEAM. WORK IT DANCE TEAM. FUCK YES. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Realizing just how much Aaron Rodgers spoiled us.
by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whats te article say????
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No idea. No sub, but Hasiak is a big dude. Never a bad thing up front.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, suck it BN
“From the beginning, I was just looking for the best opportunity and best situation. It was a good situation at UCLA but it’s really a better situation at Cal.”
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
was this said in your best Sean Connery SNL Jeopardy voice: “Suck it Trebek…suck it long and suck it hard!”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Neuheisel: “You’ll rue the day you cross me, Tedford.”
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
well played, sir
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I forget the rest of this post but your mother’s a whore.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
HONKED IT!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There once was a man named Tribick… who had a very tiny
OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You brigand...
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you see my new avatar photo?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“I’ll take famous titties for $400”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“I’ll take ‘the penis mighty’ for a thousand”
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
Penis Mightier.
You fail, YSlut, you fail.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not “Ape Tit.” It’s A Petit… never mind! Let’s just go to “Animal Sounds” for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Mr. Connery.
“Moo.”
“No.”
"Well, that’s the sound your mother made last night! "
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, we would have taken “Bow-wow or ruff”
Rough, eh? Just the way your mother likes it.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take anal bum cover for $300
…that’s ‘an album cover’, Mr. Connery.
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. What a douche!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“colors that end in _urple.”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ultimately, I can’t help but feel that if this gentleman is switching from UCLA to Cal, there is nothing to stop him from switching again. I’ll believe it when the LoI comes in. When is that again? 2.5?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed…does it seem like our best commits are decommits? That’s not a great sign of…commitment. Maybe it’s due to Cal coming to life after The Epic Effing Collapse of ’07.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is a huge pickup
Stan Hasiak, a former UCLA commit. Cue BN making stuff up about his grades in 5,4,3…
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If we can get Carroll or Kennard…this class will be awesome.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
word…I really thought we WOULDN’T get that guy…and that we’d have a better shot at Carroll, Kennard, et al.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
UCLA is clearly a superior academic institution to Cal.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, they’re already doing it on their scout forums.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m drooling…at work
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
…I can’t believe we actually poached him…
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hasiak’s videos are pretty funny. The guy laughs and smiles a lot. he’s like this giant joyous ball of destruction. its pretty awesome.
by Shadwhand on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, nothing is official until that LOI is signed. But good news is good news
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we’re doing pretty good for no O-line coach
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
italics in this case mean ‘evil conspiracy voice’, right?
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Tebow is our new o-line coach.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OH JEEBUS NO

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
could this be the reason?
Hasiak: "Schools want me for both offensive tackle and offensive guard. I probably prefer guard, but it depends on how much I weigh. I’m about 315 right now. I’d say USC, UCLA and Washington want me for guard. Cal, Oregon, Oregon State and Arizona like me at offensive tackle.
"I’m good at reading defenses. I can tell right away what to do and I have good initial pop off the ball. In pass pro, I hold my ground pretty well. I get my hips down and my weight over my feet. My hand placement could improve.
http://recruiting.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=8&c=1&nid=3234381
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that
and UCLA hasn’t produced an NFL draft pick at OL since 1998
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
would that be one Jonathan Ogden?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a teammate of The Biggest Disappointing 9er Ever…YY Stokes. Also considered: Jonas Jennings, Gabe Wilkins, and Antonio Langham.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Drunkenmiller. How can you forget him?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Easily
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sigh…Jesus with a Beer Can.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rivals lists H. Toshua Lupoi as the lead recruiter…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
everybody wanted this dude…and Lupoi just beat out Chow Chow
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness for this post. I’ve been hating on the bruins lately, and its nice to reminded of my priorities.
/checks BN
GOD I HATE THOSE DICKLESS BRUINS!
by CaliforniaBone on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Random thought of the day
I’ve actually had the thought pop into my mind while watching many a cal bball games this year, but have not been near a computer to put the pen to paper so here it goes…..
Is it just me or does Mike Montgomery resemble Oski? Take a look at that pic on the front page…… Mikey M = Oski
by 33SwisherSweet on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
ok, now that I looked, you’re on to something.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve always though he looks remarkably similar to NBA coach Mike D’Antoni (but without the mustache, and with a slightly longer face).
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't deny D'antoni, but D'antonia has no relation to Cal Program.
It’s all about Oski.
by 33SwisherSweet on Jan 13, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its all about the O!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alabama Fan of the Week
I’m reposting this from Deep South Sports…it’s too damn funny to pass up.

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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
HASIAK WAS THE BEST LINEMAN AT EVERY ALL-STAR GAME AND CAMP HE WENT TO
the dude should be a 5-star and may get there in some updated rankings… he’s been like the DJax of OLinemen this year
We have yet another monster OL Class…. And the OL is the most important unit on the football team
I just jizzed in my pants
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
is that the dude that does Mark Wahlberg on SNL?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
7 4 star recruits…I hope we pass the ’furd…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda a low standard
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll have a top 25 class after tomorrow morning’s update… Right now, we’re at 28 with a few guys who will get more stars… and 2 2-stars with 5-star UPSIDE.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it is low…knowing we have shitty facilities and higher academic qualifications. Also, I’m not a fan of the “stars” rating system. I have a feeling Sofele could make All-Conference if he went to a school where he could play a lot (say, for example, Washington). My point is…rags says is best.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if you going to pull a jizz in my pants, link to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukiDn3GZN0
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just laughed out loud…and people at work at staring.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Getting Hasiak also keeps UCLA
from upgrading their OL.. which has just been horrible and has been holding back their team significantly
They have a lot of skill position talent, but it won’t matter if their QB is getting sacked and the RBs are hit in thhe backfield
This is great for every team in the Pac-10 besides UCLA
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This is why I hope Kennard/Flourney/Carroll either a) choose Cal or b) don’t choose the Trojans
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just had the little "new comment" box pop up on my screen
It said:
NEW COMMENTS:
Rishi
Rishi
Rishi
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
well played…rec’d!
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’d better rec me when you say that.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what exactly do you mean by “rec me.” Is this normal Rishi, Brokeback Mtn. Rishi, or some hybrid of the two?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What is this Brokeback Mtn Rishi you speak of?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Great, I wake up and there's about ten comments of Stanfurd hate
And like a 100 comment discussion on how to be an overbearing dad. Oh well, the Hasiak signing kind of took over the news today anyway.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 12:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I put in some pretty serious sports and non-sports ’furd peeps to hate.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
More like perv dad
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 13, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that was twist!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that was twisted!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That was delightful!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Must be nap time…~235 comments by 12:24 in The Offseason will do that.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What's hubaloo?
And how does onr get lost in it?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 12:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
BTW, what happened to “How many elements off the periodic table are named after your school?” tagline?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And why didn’t they follow it up with my greatest comment ever?
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was in the rotation for a while. Itll be back eventualy.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And why didn’t you follow it up with my greatest comment ever?
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CougCenterium?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bruins message board already saying Hasiak didn't have academic eligibility
We all know that Donovan Edwards didn’t get the grades he needed in his two summer classes last year, and UCLA couldn’t admit him. Now, we hear that Cal coaches have been confident for some time that Hasiak would switch his commitment this week, and it happened to be the same week that he got his first semester grades.
Are you arguing that Cal does not take minimum qualifiers? I don’t understand. Jhavid Best was a minimum qualifer, Lynch was a barely minimum qualifier. Same with DeSean Jackson.
You should feel some pride that your academic admissions office realizes that importance of a good football team.
CalBear we sleep well at night knowing Cal’s athletic insignificance in the Pac 10. No Rose Bowl in 50 years. No Rose Bowl victory since the 1930’s. The evidence you claim is neither posted nor explained in any context. When was the data taken? Is the comparsion for the same periods of time…i.e Toledo Era compared to Tedford Era (two different timeframes) Who is on the all academic? Did you have a Rhodes Scholar this year like we did? What is a special admit and are all special admits equal? All evidence points to your own athletic and academic waste. It’s so bad you can’t even point to your own school you have to use your Bay Area Rival to make your point. That there shows your own waste of an education. No my friend we sleep well. We don’t take our insecurities to our younger and superior baby brother’s board and post using Stanford statistics. You can be proud of that and sleep dreaming of why you were rejected by both schools.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
BI article on Hasiak. Funny how facts get in the way of a good fUCLA argument?
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the bit on the Rivals article about Kennard:
“We became friends over the summer, and I think he was real curious to know what I was going to do here. He’s been looking at USC, like I was too, but I think Cal has more to offer him. I think we could both make the impact we want to make there, and then do some things that haven’t happened in a long time at the school.”
by Shadwhand on Jan 13, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kennard too…that would be awesome
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t raise expectations for Kennard, it will only hurt that much more when he goes to $C!
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A former Cal player on the Rivals board is predicting Kennard will be ours… and I’m loving it
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, we have until the 20th to be full of hope….
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Feb or Jan 20th?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jan. After that hope and change crashes into reality!
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love it…fUCLA’s fan base is clinging to academics…it’s been a long time since Cade McKnown…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
<a href=“http://www.mercurynews.com/spo”http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_11439977rts/ci_11439977" target="_blank">http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_11439977rts/ci_11439977" target="new">Harbaugh= greasy; Tedford= non-greasy, clean, nice
It’s no sin to be an ambitious coach. And if Harbaugh is using the NFL feelers as leverage to get more money from Bowlsby, that’s also not against the law. But a man should at least be up front about the situation, unless Harbaugh wants to be considered just another borderline greasy coach who talks out of both sides of his mouth.
At least twice in the past six years, Cal has faced a similar situation with Jeff Tedford, who has been in the mix for several NFL and college jobs. But there has been a lack of drama. Tedford openly acknowledged the interest. Cal Athletic Director Sandy Barbour talked with Tedford. They assessed each other’s needs. They came to new deals. Quick, neat, clean, non-greasy.
Stanford doesn’t like greasy, either. Initially, the delay in reaching Harbaugh’s contract terms was explained by concerns about deferred compensation and a way to structure the deal so that Harbaugh’s base salary would not tick off the Nobel Prize winners on campus who take issue with making less than the football coach.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
For the love of Bak Bak!
I must have botched the link. <a href=“http://www.mercurynews.com/spo"”http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_11439977rts/ci_11439977" target="_blank">http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_11439977rts/ci_11439977" target="new">Here’s a working one.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
May Tedford smite the Mercury News
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They assessed each other’s needs.
JT: “What’s up Sandy…you’re hear late…”
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
‘here’ would probably have been a better choice…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now I see why Tedford has that air mattress in his office…
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Prize goes to whoever writes the best skit around this joke.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey baby, wanna see my special teams?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JT: Sandy…wow it’s late…nice pant suit.
SB: You never call, Jeffrey.
JT: Well, you know, Donna and the kids.
SB: You don’t even see them.
JT: (sigh)
SB: And if you don’t stop recruiting your ass off…COME HERE!
(awkward 45 second pause with heavy breathy and Hollywood-type kissing)
(footsteps heard coming down the hall…there’s a knock at the door…AND IT OPENS!)
JT: Oh hey Bob
Bob Gregory: JT, Mrs…Barbour?
SB: Hey Bob…your letter of rec’s in the mail.
BG: Great…thanks…mind if I join?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Win.
Rec.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and I’M the disturbed one?!?!?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ol’ Gregory strikes me as the type of guy with Tripod Motion.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BruinsNation surprisingly diplomatic
Don’t fall for that academic excuse: That’s typical sour grapes excuse from Bruin message board posters. It could be a simple explanation of Ca having a better reputation at OL in recent years. It’s a set back for now. But big ups to Cal. Hope CRN keeps fighting away till the signing day. It’s not over yet.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He’s still a tool of a writer that highlights phrases from different articles and pulls them out of context to prove his own homer agenda.
Damn fool of a took.
by CaliforniaBone on Jan 13, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like every time I read a post in that blog, I find the phrase “The monopoly is now over” somewhere in the comments. That must be the most delusional fanbase in the conference.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you prefer a delusional fanbase like UCLA or no fanbase like the Furd?
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer no fanbase. It’s less obnoxious that way.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Breaking news: Stewart Mandel just doesn't get it
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/stewart_mandel/01/13/mailbag/index.html?eref=T1
This surprises me because he’s one of my favourite college football writers, but he’s so out of touch with the common football fan that he doesn’t understand why so many don’t enjoy the constant fellating of Tim Tebow by the media.
It’s not as simple as jealousy or wanting to make someone like Tim Tebow, who is muscular, talented, good-looking, well-disciplined, moral, etc., seem flawed. Some may venture down that path, but for most, I suspect it’s simply a case of recognising Tebow’s skills, but understanding that there is more to college football than Tim Tebow.
Simply stated, Florida won the NC game due to a team effort. The defense (combined with Bob Stoops’ playcalling) stopped Bradford and the explosive Oklahoma offense. Percy Harvin, who should have been the offensive MVP of the game, ran all over Oklahoma’s defense (which performed well in the game). Tebow has the unique ability to play hard, crush defenders, etc., but he does not “will” his damn team to win. He does not make the entire team better. His pep talk to the defense and his excitement are fun to watch, but to say that Tebow is the team is to take away from their efforts and, quite frankly, is shameful.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You are wrong
Tim Tebow is the only reason Florida won the National Championship. His love for Jesus Christ made him come down from heaven and extend the Gator Chomp to their opponents.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
note the crocs…
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And look ugly
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Tim Tebow enjoys the game, plays hard, and never taunts his opponents…
Hold on a second, unsportsmanlike conduct on number 15?!"
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d…that was awesome commenting by Fox
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I GUESS TIM TEBOW ISN’T PERFECT AFTER ALL GOD BLESS
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
More on Hasiak... and he wants to bring KENNARD along too
From Rivals
For the first time ever, Hasiak travelled with his family to Windsor, Canada this week for a family reunion. Windsor, which is the southernmost city in Canada and actually lies south of Detroit, is where his father was raised. It was one of the more interesting trips Hasiak has ever had.
“It was a great reunion. I knew it would be,” Hasiak stated. "I just loved it. It was my first time there, and I was able to meet so many people.
"Due to the way the timing worked, Coach Tedford, Coach Lupoi and Coach Cignetti from Cal all travelled there to meet with me and my family. That was so much fun, and it was just neat that they could meet my family in that type of environment. It was memorable, you know, in a lot of ways.
“They told me later on that they really had a lot of fun meeting everyone, and you could say that they kind of stole the show in a way. You can’t but not like them. Coach Neuheisal from UCLA also came up the day after, and I think he had fun too.”
And
There’s simply no questioning the talent of Hasiak. At the recent Under Armour All-American Game, Hasiak was the only offensive lineman that was able to handle 5-star future Florida Gator Gary Brown, with the two having some great one-on-one battles.
Hasiak was one of a few players that also played the entire game. In practices, he was denoted as being able to handle any bull-rush, and played with a strong base and showed good feet and athleticism. He moves his feet extremely well and had one of the best overall performances on the White squad.
Cal would also like to add a few other impact freshman late in this year’s recruiting period, and that includes Hasiak’s friend, 5-star defensive prospect Devon Kennard from Phoenix (Ariz.) Desert Vista high school.
“I’m going to let (Kennard) know I’m going to Cal,” Hasiak said. “We became friends over the summer, and I think he was real curious to know what I was going to do here. He’s been looking at USC, like I was too, but I think Cal has more to offer him. I think we could both make the impact we want to make there, and then do some things that haven’t happened in a long time at the school.”
“The next thing I need to do is call USC, and then the other schools I was contemplating going on trips too. I need to cancel those, because I’m going to Cal.”
TOOT TOOT!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 1:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Almost forgot
“Coach Tedford is unbelievably cool. He’s just a great guy and a players’ coach all the way. It is real obvious. I’m also looking forward to talking to the new O-line coach (rumored to be Steve Marshall) once it is announced. I know he’s been in the NFL; I think he’s been with the Cleveland Browns.”
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well that kind of gives it away now, doesn’t it.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
After all that praise of Tedford and his assistant coaches, I love that all he says about Neuheisal is “I think he had fun too.”
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Lupoi has been playing his recruiting cards. Get a decent recruit, which opens up the door to another more highly touted recruit. He’s done this once or twice now.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he really just connects with the kids because of his age, experience, personality, etc… He was in this same position not long ago and knows the feelings
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lot more anti BN stuff from where those quotes were pulled out of. Those quotes specifically belonged to this "Bear Necessity" douchebag. These Cal douchebags are somewhat obsessed with Bruins Nation. It’s kind of scary.
by bluestreet on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM PST
OH BURN
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's Twist's fault!
He programmed me to hate them!
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I had a nickel everytime I heard the words “obsessed” I could, at the very least, make a pay phone call. At least!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll help you make that call
How obsessed are you with the new Gossip Girl storylines?
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll help you make that call
How obsessed are you with the new Gossip Girl storylines?
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not as obsessed as you, apparently.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll help you make that call
How obsessed are you with the new Gossip Girl storylines?
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, to be honest, I’m love love LOVING all the double breasted action. I’ve been obsessed with double breasted for a while now, so to see them all rocking double breasted was sick. Validaccionnes!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They can air all that double-breasted action on network television?
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it was SO SICK!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
could this be...the recruit that turns Cal to the next level???
"I’m going to let (Kennard) know I’m going to Cal," Hasiak said. "We became friends over the summer, and I think he was real curious to know what I was going to do here. He’s been looking at USC, like I was too, but I think Cal has more to offer him. I think we could both make the impact we want to make there, and then do some things that haven’t happened in a long time at the school."
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He pretty much would be, but I still think he’s a long shot for Cal.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
True
Also, we’re going to have serious competition for Buck LB slot, so whoever earns it next year will be primed and pumped
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If it is Kennard, it’s nice to know that he won’t be completely relied upon during his first year back from the ACL surgery.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In other words, Kennard is not necessary for a BCS push, but he’d be a prime component if we want to stay in that stratosphere consistently
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If we get one of these Jesus’ (Jesi?) in Cleats…I hope they’re Jahvid Best All That…and not a dud. Otherwise I’m going back to my 1 star Timmy Mixon…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s hard to be as much of a pimp as Mixon is, no matter how many stars you have or ACL reconstructions you come back from
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least Tim Mixon is getting a try-out with the Colts.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if danzig could make a mini-Tim Mixon highlight reel…I was so bummed when he got injured before his senior year.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who’s actually on the team that would be Buck LB? Bishop’s listed as the # 2 WLB behind Follett in ‘08. Is Kendricks capable of being that guy (he seems quick, plus Eddie Young’s returning)? Price might win it too…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a rotating platoon
If Kennard goes to SC, then we’ll probably have a bunch of guys who are good but not good enough to win it on their own.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a.k.a. Rileyshore
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is my bet too...
Although all JC LBs/DEs we’ve picked look SAVAGE.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Free Videos of Hasiak
——
In other news… Sione Tuihalamaka who was the DL MVP at the SoCal NIKE Camp last April canceled his official to Cal…. or rather WE canceled the visit.
"I was supposed to visit Cal but they said my SAT score was too low," Tuihalamaka said. "Oregon wanted to move my visit up to this weekend but we couldn’t get that done in time so I’m going to visit there (Jan. 23).
"This weekend I’ll be visiting Nebraska and then I dropped San Jose State and I’ll be taking my last visit to Washington. I had a good visit with Coach (Steve) Sarkisian and I already know Nick Holt well because I camped with USC so I’m excited to check them out."
That sucks, but if you don’t qualify then there’s nothing the coaches can do.
by danzig on Jan 13, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What SAT score is the minimum, out of curiosity?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
spell your name write
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This kid is like another recruiting coach, I <3 it!
by CaliforniaCMB on Jan 14, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ack, probably shouldn't have posted on BN
You reap what you sow. I think I’m about to get banned, which isn’t the worst thing in the world.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think you should write a conciliatory post. They won’t know how to respond because they’re expecting you to be a giant douche.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s funny, you might be the first person to get banned from one blog because of comments you made on someone else’s blog.
I tip my hat to you sir.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Taking BN banning to new heights. I’m going to join BN and rec your fanpost.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest we all do the same
PS
what rivalry are you speaking of? Accomplish something and then we you can claim this thing called a rivalry.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That was my favorite comment.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha…a forum invasion…excellent idea…
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno guys…this is asking for fire.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaaaaannnnd the post is gone!!!
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like we disrupted their nice, quiet beach community.

Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They take their blog too seriously

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s what happens when you give adults the internet.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What happens when you give children the internet?
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Addicted to Quack.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
HONK
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna ban you faster than a Bruin Nation blogger
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But... But....
HONK
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh… That’s a classic.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d for timing!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NAILED IT!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
can’t see the whole thing. can you repost somewhere else?
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
fap fap fap fap
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I’m blocked…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Too much practise with that.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s invade a forum that would be cool with it. Like AtQ.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I will follow you! Even into the depths of AtQ!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's at 2 recs now
It needs one more before it will be listed among the recommended fanposts.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Weird, when I click on it it’s up to 4 recs, but it still doesn’t show as a recommended fanpost for me.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oh snap
Guys … we have no problem with you people coming here and participating in discussion. But we are not going to tolerate comments from non UCLA fans just to start flame wars. And if you are screwing around with recommend buttons … to disrupt the community .. the whole post will be gone.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And it has now 404ed. I wish BN could be more friendly like our jbuddies over at jaddicted to juack.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They are friendly. To people who looooove CRN.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
they love their TLA’s don’t they?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i might have been banned…that was fast…I wanted to post:
“Remember folks, the number is 310-UCLA-WIN”
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
juack atjack!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If it helps, I would have banned you all if I could.
Especially Hydro. I’d ban him like three or seven times.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but it’s good natured ribbing…those guys are WAY too uptight for an 8-loss bruins team.
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

DO NOT STACK. MAY CONTAIN BRUINS NATION. HANDLE WITH CARE.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
NAILED IT!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I rec’d it…and posted this:

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Jan 13, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
actually, Bruins Nation goes with the SBN default number of Rec’s do be promoted, which is 5. we have lower standards around here.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And if you are screwing around with recommend buttons … to disrupt the community .. the whole post will be gone.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
they can't hang
i think they got overwhelmed by blog complications such as “recs” or “flags” or “strike-through”…such amateur bloggers! noobs! old farts!
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
new tagline
CGB: we have lower standards around here
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CGB: DON'T DISRUPT OUR NICE, QUIET BEACH COMMUNITY
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
If CGB were a beach community, it'd be Cancun during Spring Break.
Complete with underage drinking, regrettable hookups, and massive puking.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that first part a reference to me good sir!?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 13, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you have no been to Cancun.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly I have not
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 13, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whats the ref?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you have to ask, you should leave. Go elsewhere and enjoy a white russian and some bowling.
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, not yet ANOTHER reference from everybody’s favorite movie: Gossip Girl, The Movie.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT’S A LEAGUE GAME, SMOKEY
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least you aren’t the turd sandwich.
by CaliforniaBone on Jan 13, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got your back
Ugh what rivalry are you speaking of? Accomplish something and then we you can claim this thing called a rivalry.
by BlueReign on Jan 13, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
my response:
nice 2008 season
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DUDE don’t do that. I’m warning you, seriously…
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not so sure how my response was worse than his response…if they want to be that LA-up tight that’s their prerogative
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Making fun of their 2008 season is bad karma for next year. Don’t do it.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we really should wait until Tedford wins a game in LA, no?
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree
But we should still post this:
http://necreative.typepad.com/.a/6a00e00984da40883300e554bb94458834-800wi
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did and then the post got deleted…
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Avi
What’d you say? Can you provide a copy of what you said for all of us to see/read?
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
by HydroTech on Jan 13, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is I didn't say anything incendiary at BN
I said it all here in the past few months and some Bruins dude went to the search engines. He seemed very angry about it.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I just got here and got 404ed. What happened?!?!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not sure…fUCLA dudes got up tight on some good natured ribbing
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BruinsNation does not tolerate dissent
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that and the think CRN has the biggest cawk evair!
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First, BruinsNation came and took the unionists. I was not a unionist, so I said nothing………..
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I find it very amusing that today was supposed to be a ‘Hate the Furd’ day. Haha.
by CaliforniaBone on Jan 13, 2009 2:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are the Furd worthy of hate?
They’re too pathetic to hate. I’d rather hate SC.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
UCLA’s kinda fun too right now
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CGB: Hating the Furd, We’re Doing It Wrong
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://necreative.typepad.com/.a/6a00e00984da40883300e554bb94458834-800wi
Respond to every post with this :)
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Rishi, you’re just asking for the largest community ban on BN ever aren’t you?
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I just got banned after three posts. :(
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
01/13/09 NEVER FORGET
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“310-UCLA-WIN”
I love it!
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
should we post on BN that Kevin Hart is available…ZING!
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ZING!
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you say “zing!” then it’s a zing, silly.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish the ‘furd had an SBN blog…the best place to talk shit is Wilner’s blog
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ZING
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONK
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nailed it!
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, this thread is spectacularly horrible
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Jan 13, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your’e spectacularly horrible, Steve.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This.
No, I’m not The Maharg but thanks for thinking of me so highly.
by Maharg on Jan 13, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You are banned from Bruins Nation.
You can browse the blog, but you can’t participate.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a rival of the original blog I followed (blogabulls… sorry cgb is my mistress) once posted this
and as quality of a blog as it is, I was quite surprised to find the f-word used right in that post. I’m not particularly offended by that word, but I think it does show one of the reasons why Blazersedge is one of the elite NBA blogs. We have high standards of member conduct, excellent blog posts containing professionalism and thorough information made possible by our trusty, dedicated Blazersedge bloggers, and the best fans in the NBA!
Go Blazers!
hmmm…. you may have some competition in the lowest standards challenge.
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 3:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Let’s Cocks?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cocks!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, alumni, Let’s
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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, most boring blog.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck ’em
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blazers edge stays pretty well on focus. They’re passionate and I learn something from them every now and then. Plus I enjoy their fans.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! When you follow the Blazers, you need a lot of humility.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
blazers are so stacked…they will be in the playoffs very consistently for years and years…even if oden pulls a bowie
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s been a really long “rebuilding” session. A couple years ago, they were giving tickets away in the mail, or throwing a few in the newspapers. They’ve had good talent, but they were too busy trying to adjust to life after the “jail blazers” scene.
Isaiah Rider, Rasheed Wallace, Damon Stoudamire, Dale Davis, Shawn Kempt, Rod Strickland, Zach Randolph, Ruben, Bonzi Wells, all great players, but they were all minor-to-major douchbags.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yea, blazers are going to be good for a while, it also must be nice to have an owner who is committed to winning
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I cheer for any team Phil Knight tells me to.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh yes…. phil knight, the man that Jordan made
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jordan made a lot of people
*CEO of Gatorade
*ESPN
*Space Jam
*Mars Blackmon
*Phil Jackson
Destroyed a lot of people too, but that’s a story for another day.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn’t space jam have been better if mars blackmon directed it, id have loved to see that!
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“Yo Mike, what’s with the bunny? Has he got your shoes?”
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A classic. (NSFW due to language… or is it?)
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
“infuckincredible”
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How are our standards the lowest again?
PS HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no, the utmost professionalism is alive and well in this blog, standards are of the highest priority always, every comment reveals another hidden truth about college football, i heard the various talking heads at espn get their college football knowledge from this site and its guru-like wise men
ps. blazer’s edge guy is queen douche with sand in her vag
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONK!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PS You genuinely not a fan of blazers edge dude?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PSS he came over to blogabulls and posted all over their blog about how they have more class, professionalism, and is a “family friendly blog” WTF what the hell is a family friendly blog, as if instead of reading bedtime stories to your kids, you read daily blogs?
by chowder on Jan 13, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I read DBDs to my kids every night.
They hate that JShufail guy.
Wait – I don’t have any kids… This whole post was a lie! DAMNIT!
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I read them to my cat. He really doesn’t care for that Rishi fellow.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ZING!
well played? yes/no?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you say zing, it’s a zing!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hat?
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, to each their own. The ostensible leaders of the blog create the atmosphere. Since I don’t give a fuck, we have a blog that doesn’t give a fuck. Doesn’t mean it is right or wrong, just the way it is.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't always agree with TwistNHook
but I agree with this.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
by CBKWit on Jan 13, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First time for everything, I guess.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And Blazer’s is not?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't hang out there
i thought you would’ve noticed … : ‘’’ (
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were chowder.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if i were chowder
i would be new england clam chowder
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blazer’s or Brazzers?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blazzer’s Edge!
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you trying to give that FUCK to me? Because, although I don’t give a fuck, I’ll certainly take one.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EEEEEEEWwwwweeee CAAAAANNNNNNNN NNNNNOOOOOOOT saaAAAYYYYYY…………..FUCK!
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JO reviews the linebackers, forgets to grade them
The shift in philosophy worked almost flawlessly. The Bears finished ranked 26th nationally in team defense (315.2 yards per game) and 23rd in scoring defense (19.9 points per game). The linebackers clearly were a big reason why.
Outside LB Zack Follett finally played just like a lot of folks thought he could after a breakout sophomore season. Finally healthy — or, at least healthy enough to play consistently — Follett tied for second on the team with 87 tackles, led the Bears with 10.5 sacks and 23 tackles for loss and forced five fumbles.
Anthony Felder led the Bears with 93 tackles and made his share of plays, including 5.5 tackles for loss. Worrell Williams quietly had 64 tackles and broke up six passes.
Then there was Mike Mohamed, the subject of one of the quotes of the year when defensive coordinator Bob Gregory said "Mike is so good that we can’t start him." Instead, Gregory used Mohamed to back up all four linebacker positions and actually probably got more playing time than anyone. He finished with 87 tackles, three sacks, three interceptions and two fumble recoveries and will be one of the best returning linebackers in the Pac-10 next season.
Throw in 40 tackles from Eddie Young, and the Bears certainly had just the kind of production they expected from their linebacking corps.
I don’t think Rishi will approve of JO’s glaring omission a grade.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 3:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
sigh
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
2008 JO GRADING GRADE: F
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's it?
BTW – this writeup was pretty sucky. a bunch of stats put together in what must have taken him 5 minutes.
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a horrible write-up
And I’m running out of things to rate JO on. Maybe his looks.
Ooh…
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’re allowed to grade someone’s grading?
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure you can grade anything.
I give your question a C+.
Comment: it’s good to question what is and isn’t allowed on California Golden Blogs, but in this case the answer was fairly obvious, and you should have thought it through a little longer before impulsively posting.
by MCM711 on Jan 13, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was succinct and reasoned. I should grade give your grading of my questioning of the grading of Rishi’s grading an A, but that’s not how I work.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
F.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny… I don’t hate myself – I just find myself hating you.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You make me sad Yshufelt
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jan 13, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This discussion has been going on at Youtube for a while now. Hot women doing absolutely nothing overwhelmingly get more views than people actually being funny or making videos that are useful.
EG
http://www.youtube.com/user/MRirian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3-TIpohMQ&fmt=18
by danzig on Jan 13, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe they are all 14 too. You know – TwistNHook bait?
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really need to stop making those sortof jokes if “TwistNHonk bait” is going to be a term of art.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You have a funny definition of women. She looks young enough for middle school volleyball.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m all better now. I’m not watching that video anymore.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Marshawn Lynch on a B**** is the best workout song ever.
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 13, 2009 4:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Were you finally able to hit triple digits on your bench, brah?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I cant believe there was all this fun with BN and I missed it. We had a mediation today, thought my boss was haandling it, but when it started, hes all You take it. Ai! It lasted like 4 hours, but we settled. But I missed all the fun.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 4:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We can try again when we play them in basketball and they start calling us Kal.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We're going to get payback for that non-call and Josh Shipp BULL COCKY
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 4:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 4:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oh and word around USC Rivals' site
is that Sanchez is gone (doesn’t want to risk any more knee injuries)
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 5:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Either way, we’ll know for sure within two days. I hope they’re right, though…
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That'd be surprising
Considering the entire offense is returning.
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YEEESSSSSSSSS!
Not that I don’t think USC is lacking in the talent backing him up, but we get USC (relatively) untested early in the season…they’ve got 3 patsies and @ Ohio St (with no Beanie). It would be especially nice if and Ohio St defender (Laurinatis?) forced USC to use their backup QB.
Actually…scratch that…if we take those bastards down with their backup QB we’ll have to hear that bullshit all year.
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Laurinatis will be in the NFL
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
shows how much Yohio State Football I watch
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a disease. “Sorry sir, but you have laurinitis…”
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
500+ comments by 5pm
Sounds like a successful DBD to me. Twist, if you make tomorrow’s DBD, I expect 1000 comments.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Jan 13, 2009 5:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was going to write it about how obsessed I am with Double Breasted. Maybe I should do that?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer my girls with double breasts.
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
by JShufelt on Jan 13, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that;s OK, but I prefer to rock the double breasted myself.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
come along way since the blogsome address…yes?
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by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s almost as if you thought this would be a challenge.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 15, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
While Heaps isn’t ready to name his Top 10, he did single out five programs showing the most interest. In addition to Notre Dame, it’s BYU, California, North Carolina and Washington that have gone after Heaps the hardest.
Jake Heaps is the top QB next year and, very probably, the top player in the country…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 5:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mom don't know best
Jake Heaps, whose mom praises WSU
DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT!
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The heck!??! WSU? Come on…
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Little known fact, Mrs. Heaps is blind, deaf, and MOST ASSUREDLY, dumb.
Not too good of a pinball player, though.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now, this Heaps guy is likely part of the internet generation, which hugely raises the chances he’ll read this. Don’t you talk that way bout his momma.
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Mrs. Heaps, I apologize for comparing you to Tommy, The Pinball Wizard.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DUDE
RYAN LEAF
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But you tend to Rhett Bomar
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer to Cullen Harper myself
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You got me... I'm always willing to Ryan Perilloux at a moment's notice
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to Fili Moala a girl at a party once.
Got slapped.
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In Spite of Twist!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me while I adjust my Jordan Shipley
by BearsNecessity on Jan 13, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get your hands off my Terrance Cody
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Jan 13, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I, unfortunately, have to Edward Cullen.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of which, where’s that support group. I saw that movie again!
by turkey on Jan 13, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whats that like your 4th time?
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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
is this the Seattle product?
Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!
by carp on Jan 13, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I effing love the northwest…
It's spelled ""S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E"
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