Eating the Enemy: Washington State

by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2008 8:02 PM PDT in California Golden Bears Football

Recipe: COUGAR SCHNITZEL
Author: Game Recipes

01 31st, 2007

2 large boneless cougar steaks
1 LB bacon, salami or spicy sausage
Mix: (will curdle a bit)
½ cup of margarine melted
1/3 cup milk
1 tsp. lemon juice
Mix:
½ cup fine bread crumbs
1 cup of fine crushed Corn Flakes
½ tsp. onion powder
½ tsp. parsley
½ tsp. paprika
Salt & pepper

Pound steak until ¼” thickness, cut into 2″ wide strips, top with salami or bacon. Roll up and secure with a toothpick. Dip in moist ingredients, then coat with dry, place in greased pan and cover. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes, then uncover and bake 20-30 minutes more.

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How about just going down on Susan Sarandon instead?

by Nasty_Nate on Sep 4, 2008 12:47 AM PDT reply actions

man

Why Susan Sarandon? At least go with Catherine Zeta-Jones or Diane Lane.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 4, 2008 7:15 AM PDT reply actions

Did anyone make that weird Spartan toe cheese concoction last week? More importantly, did anyone eat it and enjoy and/or survive?

by OskiMonsta on Sep 4, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions

"Mix: (will curdle a bit)"

And that’s where I stopped reading…

by Rishi on Sep 4, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions

yea, lemon juice and milk will do that.

by AndBears on Sep 4, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Same with car bombs at Beckett’s when people don’t finish them.

by Rishi on Sep 4, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

why would they do that?! obviously they don’t know how to car bomb.

by AndBears on Sep 4, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Some people are too weak to handle them.

by Rishi on Sep 4, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe we should have car bombs at our imaginary CGB tailgate. I’ll bring the coug pinata!

by AndBears on Sep 4, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions

And I’ll imagine what it is like to drink alcohol!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Sep 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions

It turns normal people into you.

by Rishi on Sep 4, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I fear to know what would happen to me, then.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Sep 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

It would probably make you a worse version of yourself. But that’s like dividing by zero.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 5, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions

fortunately, I’ve been fattening up the cougars in my menagerie in anticipation of just such a recipe.

And where cougars lurk, are spicy sausages ever far away?

by bearsglory on Sep 4, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

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