If he knew what Facebook was, what would be some of Jeff Tedford's statuses? Example: 12/5/04, 4:17 PM: wants to end Mack Brown. 12/28/06, 9 PM: really wishes he'd suplexed Steve Levy. 10/13/07, midnight: is going on a rampage. Will see you at the Rose Bowl! 10/20/07, 8:43 PM: believes in Nate Longshore. 11/10/07, 3:16 AM: REALLY believes in Nate Longshore. And is soaking wet.