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DBD 9.23.08 Enjoy this special, limited time offer to play QB for Oregon

Yes, you too can play QB for Oregon!  Didn't think you had physical aptitude or the stomach for mind-crunching hits?  Didn't think you could memorize their complicated playbook?  Well, worry no longer!

Just fill out this easy questionnaire to see if you fit the bill:

1.  Are you currently able to walk?

2.  On a scale from 1-10, how much do you enjoy walking?

3.  How good do you look in what appears to a jersey dipped randomly in green and yellow paint?

4.  What condititon would you say your ACL is in?

I think I could play Oregon QB.  Thanks to my Oakland As love, I have a lot of green and gold colored clothes.  My ACL has yet to burst.  And, honestly, I'm not that enamored over walking.  I mean it's OK.  I guess.

Put me in coach!

Seriously, though, they are on their 48th string QB.  Insane props to them for having a 48th string QB.  I think our 48th string QB is Karl Dorrell in a mustache.  Actually, I'm about 100% sure it is.  5-48 is just Karl Dorrell in different mustaches.  Man do I hope Karl Dorrell loves walking.

If you do become the Oregon QB, you'll be the latest in a long line of prestigious names and even more prestigious injuries.  Let's take a look at Oregon QBs through the years:

Dennis Dixon:

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via www.salem-news.com

Injury:  Knee

Akili Smith:

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via media.collegepublisher.com

Injury:  Brutal Sucktitude

Anne Boleyn:

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via englishhistory.net

Injury:  Poor grasp of complicated playbook.  Also, no head.

Stegasaurus:

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Injury:  Asteroid-related extinction

Sisyphus:

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via icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Injury:  Stubborn Rock

 

So, there you go.  If you take advantage of this limited time offer, you TOO can become a QB as respect as Dennis Dixon or Stegosaurus. Oh, Stegosaurus, you tail caused so many unnecessary roughness penalties.

You can't afford NOT to do this!

And now, let's get to some links.  Not a lot today:

Men's water polo to take on Pepperdine:

Bear Bites

The No. 1-ranked Cal men's water polo team (6-2), the defending 2006 and 2007 national champions, will look to get back on the winning track when the Golden Bears open Mountain Pacific Sports Federation play Saturday, Sept. 27 at 12 p.m. at No. 5-ranked Pepperdine (6-3). Cal returns to action after its fourth-place finish at the NorCal Open Sept. 21 in Stockton where the Bears dropped a 6-4 decision to No. 4 UCLA and a 11-10 sudden death overtime defeat to No. 3 Stanford. It was the first time Cal had lost two straight matches since 2004, and it broke the Bears' nine-match winning streak carrying over from last season. A positive note for Cal was the play of freshman Ivan Rackov (Belgrade, Serbia), who just arrived to the Bears' program last week after competing at the European Championships for his native Serbia, and led Cal with eight goals in the four matches. The 6-0, 185-pound attacker also paced Cal with five assists and had five steals. Junior All-American Spencer Warden added five goals and a team-high seven steals, while sophomore Zach White had seven ejections earned.

This has been in several places, but let's put it here too.  Cal football on ABC:

BERKELEY - The California football game against Arizona State on Saturday, Oct. 4 has been selected for broadcast by ABC and will kick off at 12:30 p.m. from Memorial Stadium, the Pac-10 Conference announced Monday. It is the seventh Cal game this season selected to be televised with further selections expected.

Tickets are available for all remaining Golden Bear home games, including this Saturday's game against Colorado State and next week's Arizona State contest, by visiting CalBears.com or by calling (800) GO BEARS. The Colorado State game will be televised by Comcast SportsNet West (CSN-West) at 3 p.m.

New CSU head coach is a downer:

 

The Rams, he said Monday at his weekly news luncheon, are only three games into the first year of what he expects to be a multi-year rebuilding process. Colorado State University's 28-25 win Saturday over Houston gives the Rams a winning record for the first time since they were 4-3 in 2006, a week before beginning a 13-game losing streak.

"I remind myself, I remind my staff, I certainly remind my players and maybe I keep preaching it to you guys (reporters)," Fairchild said. "One game's not defining where we're going.

"I think we have an extremely talented coaching staff, I think we've got an administration here that really backs us and wants us to succeed. I think we have the right plan in place.

 

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3rd string QB might catch passes for CSU:

T.J. Borcky, CSU's third-string quarterback, should see some playing time at wide receiver Saturday at California, coach Steve Fairchild said Monday.

Borcky, a 6-foot-4, 197-pound redshirt freshman from Orlando, Fla., began playing his new position with the first- and second-string offense during practice last week. He was on the field briefly during Saturday's 28-25 win over Houston, but a timeout was called before the snap and substitution changes took Borcky back out before he could play a down.

"He's going to help us as a receiver this season," Fairchild said. "We'll move him back, give him a shot at quarterback next spring ... Last week was finding out who he was and what he could do, and we were pleasantly surprised."

And don't forget the watching party:

> WATCH PARTY - CSU officials are arranging watch parties for fans to see the game on TV at Buffalo Wild Wings, 150 E. Harmony Road, and at least one location to be determined in the Denver area. Call 491-4666 for information on the Denver viewing party.

CSU's cheerleaders will be present at the Buffalo Wild Wings viewing party.

New kicker?

> KICKING CHANGE POSSIBLE - Fairchild said there is a chance senior Jason Smith might be able to kick field goals against Cal. Smith broke the upper part of his right arm during a mock game Aug. 23 but returned to kick the extra points following the Rams' third and fourth touchdowns Saturday against Houston.

Ben DeLine, the true freshman who has handled the kicking duties since Smith's injury, was 4 for 4 on field goals and extra points in the first two games but had a field-goal attempt blocked against Houston. Another field-goal try was aborted when holder Nick Oppenneer had trouble handling the snap and instead ran for a first down.

Fairchild said he hopes Smith will be cleared to punt at some point this season, too, simply to give junior college transfer Anthony Hartz added competition. Hartz is averaging 40.0 yards a kick.

 

So, there you go.  Dump away!  GO BEARS!

Poll
How much do you love your ACL?
Eh, it's OK. I guess.
3 votes
It's cool, but I wouldn't leave a CSU Watching party for it.
13 votes
Yah, man, ACL's, ACL's, ACL's, they are the best, because PCLs and MCLs, what's their deal?
7 votes
I hate mine with the passion of a thousand burning supernovae (Oregon QB answer)
15 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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Former Cal Bear Shareef Abdur-Rahim announced his retirement. Solid career statistically, no postseason glory at all.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

more alumni

Leon Powe’s a good guy.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

fever, is this link ok? It doesn’t seem to be working for me.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hm. I hadn’t tried it myself, I guess it isn’t. Let’s see if I can find it again.

BAM!

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The newest Cal blog, The California Spirit, breaks down what playing a season away at the Coliseum would be like, Part I, and Part II. Pretty interesting.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Sep 23, 2008 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

interesting

The game experience challenges are pretty easily over come (cannon, card stunts). A bigger one in my mind will be such things as saturday morning rehearsal for the band, student organization/transportation to the games. The campus is loaded with fields that can be used (even when the stadium wasn’t available). The coliseum area….not so much. And in the oldendays when we had real grass, they typically don’t want the band on it prior to pregame show.

by Rocksanddirt on Sep 23, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Tailgaiting > anything the band offers to the game.

Can’t wait till we play at the coliseum!!!

by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 23, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, yes

Tailgaiting > Band

’nuff said. No arguments on this one. Sorry. Silly college student.

by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 23, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh can someone help me out here in explaining to this misguided gentleman that the band has a berjillion times more to offer than some beer and an exhaust pipe? Especially since, barring laziness and cheapness, tailgating can be had at UCB anyway?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tailgating is fun, but tailgating without the band = NFL game. Having a band there would definitely give things a collegiate feel instead of a Raiders game feel.

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by HydroTech on Sep 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d tailgate more if someone brought their satellite dish to watch more college football. Otherwise it’s like those awkward BBQs where we’re supposed to talk about stuff like furniture and clothes.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never tailgated

Never had a chance to :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 23, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy, that there my friend explains alot...

I bet I can list off a few other things you’ve never done. Live a little my friend!

by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Swish, Roy is probably better off for avoiding the The Maharg “Asian Massage”

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a happy ending?

If so, call me

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mental Note. Never call The VD Special.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called, it ended well. And I don’t offer the “Asian Massage” anymore. I offer the “relaxation special”

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 23, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the difference? Besides the ear-splitting terror from seeing you naked during the “Asian Massage.”

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m naked in both.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great, thanks for ruining the ending of the “relaxation special.”

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the ending, it’s the start.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohdeargod

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the end, have you been through this before?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if I could find a place to tailgate I would..

Sadly I don’t have many frat connections. All the parties I happen to go to happen to be house parties.

Also me drinking = me wanting to take a piss. And no way in hell am I going to try taking a piss in memorial at half time after walking the maze that is the student section

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 23, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy a bottle of water. Drink it during the game. Pee in it when you need to. Thus, you don’t miss a second of the action.

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by HydroTech on Sep 24, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t listen to Hydro. He’s still stuck on Channel 99.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might solve your problem RR.

by Itchy25 on Sep 24, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No dude; I just do numbers.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t diss the Band. My uncle was in the Band!

by OskiMonsta on Sep 23, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not dissing on the band. Simply stating that tailgaiting is better than the band

The two are not mutually exclusive. However, if I had to choose, I’d choose tailgaiting.

by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about tailgating with the band?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In soviet russia, great band cal.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree they are not mutually exclusive, but I would argue that bands are one of the defining elements of college football and one of the reasons I generally prefer it to pro. Call me a traditionalist, but Cal football without the band would not be Cal football whereas Cal football without “tailgating” is what we’ve had for the past 80 years or so.

Of course, I’m taking a narrow definition of tailgating to mean the kind that takes place in cars and parking lots. There is the broader definition that could include any general pre-game partying regardless of location. I would personally take a good pre-game party at someone’s house, followed by a brisk walk to the stadium with a football and a backpack of beers to actually partying in a parking lot. That’s how we used to do it.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The campus will probably organize some sort of free transportation from campus to the coliseum and back, like what they do at UCLA.

I hope I’ll still be living in the bay area during our coliseum season because it seems like it will be a unique experience.

by Berkelium97 on Sep 23, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think so? I figure BART has things pretty well covered…maybe they’ll throw in some extra trains or extra cars.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

JO on our receiver issues.

Tedford said the Bears will continue to use several receivers in Saturday’s home game against Colorado State.

“Nobody has really separated himself,” Tedford said. “They’re all contributing and they’re all playing hard.”

by Berkelium97 on Sep 23, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Redshirt freshman Michael Calvin, who was expected to be Cal’s top wideout this season, has yet to get untracked with just six catches for 81 yards. Calvin has been bothered by a painful sprained toe, which isn’t completely healed.

Is that correct? Untracked? Shouldn’t it be on track? Which means he is currently non-tracked or untracked?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never figured out which is the correct term

Maybe it’s like flammable and inflammable where they actually mean the same thing!

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pronounced “thermometer”

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Oregon QB throwing ANOTHER Oregon QB?

That’d be like Turkey playing QB for Cal.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember the rules post correctly, this is not allowed unless Stegosaurus actually blocks the field goal.

by zoonews on Sep 23, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Stegosaurus was smoking a cigarette, so I think that definitely changes things.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the confusion of Stegosaurus’ uniform negate the entire play?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Oregon will be working the stegosaurus motif into their throwback unis.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 23, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? Don’t doubt my ability to throw an out route.

Although I did have fun with my ACL (bend but not break!) trying out for the Ice Hockey squad.

by turkey on Sep 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s about you being QB. And Oregon having 1 QB throwing another QB. So, that photo of Longshore throwing you would be 1 Cal QB throwing another QB.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

That picture, for some reason, seems incredibly hilarious to me!

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I offered them Nate Longshore

But they’d rather play Chung as QB

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 23, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Does Longshore have a wife or girlfriend?

They might work out for us.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 23, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is married, or engaged to be married.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh...

So he DOES have a better half!

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 23, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, more like a better three quarters.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would have settled for a better quarter (4th preferably)

by OskiMonsta on Sep 23, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of (very) sad when “not going to have permanent paralysis” is the BEST possible diagnosis for a young athlete

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMQ rescinds his belief

Here

Ban the Coast-to-Coast College Game! Jon Pinyan of Allendale, N.J., writes, “Your comment on Cal’s trip to Maryland, ‘Coach Jeff Tedford had his team fly through three times zones and arrive on the East Coast at 4 p.m. Friday for a game that kicked off at noon Saturday. That really dumb coaching decision likely hurt Cal more than the best pep talk in history could have helped Maryland.’ What else was Tedford supposed to do? At least in principle, his players are college students who should be attending classes. For the team to travel any earlier would require his players to miss Thursday classes. While college football may as well be semi-pro in all respects other than paying the players, some schools at least try to keep up the pretense that players are students who occasionally go to class.” Outstanding point! Lately there has been some buzz about why the ACC and SEC don’t play the Pac-10 much — maybe they should never play each other. There’s no way a team from one conference could travel to the other without either playing jet-lagged, or dropping any pretense its players are college students.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the trick is to always do these games during the first week of the season. That does assume that classes will not have started, so they can get away with the extra travel time.

The downside is the lack of a warm up game before taking on a big time opponent.

by turkey on Sep 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't that hard to solve

Take the Thursday night rednight flight. They get to attend their Thursday classes, then bowl on over to SFO/Oakland and take the 10:30-11:30 flight east, sleep on the flight, arrive at around 8-10 in the morning. Far more effective than leaving early on Friday, walking like zombies all day Fri., then stumbling to sleep Fri. night before waking up at 8 am for a noon kickoff.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't count on sleeping on the plane.

First, it’s only a 5 hour flight. I personally find it impossible (or at least extremely hard) to sleep on airplanes. I think they’d need to take a thursday morning flight, get to the east coast at 8 PM EST. Then, they can get a full nights sleep on thursday and friday nights, and be up early for the saturday morning game.

Go Bears!

by RollOnYouBears667 on Sep 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be nice for 'SC athletes...

You know, not having to worry about that whole, “going to class” BS.

by Itchy25 on Sep 23, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idaho Cheerleaders getting rid of skimpy outfits...

After many complaints about their uniforms, Idaho’s cheerleaders are getting more conservative ones. Here are a few pictures of the skimpy and controversial old uniforms: here and here. (work safe)

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by HydroTech on Sep 23, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, like totally. When I saw this on the news this morning I was like, “Oh great, now we have to see Idaho cheerleaders!” But when I saw them, when I saw how they looked, I was like, "damn, thems some fine Idahos. I guess all those potatoes help with physical development.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the physical development you see actually IS potatoes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me...

Or do they look oddly like the San Jose Sabercats cheerleaders. Something about the plastic material I think.

I really like this one.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say potato, you say Sabercat. Agree to disagree.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 23, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy...

“idaho”? You certainly are. All of you!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

Wow, that was just wrong! You have set back women’s rights tenfold! My old women’s history professor would be furious with you! Women are not pieces of meat, they are human beings! You need to learn to treat them as such, you chauvinistic pig!

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buffalo wild wings? Sweet, I’m there!

by sec119 on Sep 23, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Place to be determined in the Denver area? Sweet! I’m there!

Once they determine the place in the Denver area, of course.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mandel seems to think all is not lost for the moribund Pac-10.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

man, where the hell is everyone today

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Working...

We can’t all be tree sitters around here.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had court for 2 hours this morning. And I was just there for another 5. Le sigh!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Le sigh=“the sigh?” What….does…that….mean?

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your thoughts on anything?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 23, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want to know the answer to that. For reasons I can’t understand.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

How’s your affair with the Maharg going?

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well. He doesn’t call as much as I’d like. And I have yet to get his oft-promised “Asian Massage.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well maybe if you called me before 2am some time. I’m so tired of being one of those floozies you rap about.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are the ONLY floozy I rap about. I yodel about all the rest!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of you treating me like a common doormat. I want you to treat me like one of those deluxe ones from Pottery Barn with the fancy straw.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, sidewalks for regular walking, not fancy walking!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Treesitters gone, what now?

MIller picks up stadium story

Stadium projects are often portrayed as excessive expressions of vanity by athletic departments — gaudy proliferations due to the big-time football arms race that betray the fundamental mission of universities.
And they sometimes are. Perhaps more often than not.
But California’s situation doesn’t fit that description

by OskiMonsta on Sep 23, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know what the deal is with the Tightwad Hill freaks? I hear they are either in the process, or already have, sued the University to stop any alterations to the stadium that affects their freeloading asses.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess I should have tempered my words a little better. The people supporting Tightwad Hill are not freaks, just passionate people who think they are doing the right thing.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got the same deal as the treesitters…nothing.

Tightwad Hill lawsuit settled
Friday, July 18, 2008

UC Berkeley and a group known as Save Tightwad Hill! have agreed to a settlement in an 18-month-old lawsuit challenging the University’s Environmental Impact Report for planned improvements to California Memorial Stadium and other elements of the Southeast Campus Integrated Projects. Tightwad Hill is an area east of Memorial Stadium where, according to the group, people have enjoyed free views of football games since early in the Stadium’s history. The Stadium was completed in 1923.

The planned third and final phase of the Memorial Stadium project calls for modernizing fan amenities on the east side of the historic venue, including improvements to access, circulation, restrooms, concessions and potentially the construction of a new elevated seating structure on the east rim of the Stadium.

Following the UC Regents’ certification of the EIR in December, 2006, Save Tightwad Hill! filed suit in Alameda County Superior Court, contending that the report did not consider the possible adverse effects of the planned seating structure on views of the playing field from Tightwad Hill. The suit further contended that the report did not adequately consider the effect that blocked views would have on the cultural and historical value of Tightwad Hill.

The parties have agreed to an informal process that commits the University to confer with and to consider input from the group regarding design options for the east seating structure in order to avoid, to the extent feasible, obstruction of views of the field from Tightwad Hill.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 23, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the dedication on behalf of Tightwad Hill

They spend the money to hire a lawyer, but still refuse to buy tickets to the game.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 23, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that doesn't scream Berkeley hippie

Well, sitting in trees does.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 23, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t this covered already? I thought I saw some report saying that 30% of the field would be obstructed when all is said and done, and everyone on Tightwad Hill could go suck it.

by sec119 on Sep 23, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess it was. Sorry. There was just some issue circulating on Bear Insider about it. I try to stay out of there, but sometimes I go there, like an alcoholic goes to the liquor store…

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw this on Athletics Nation
I just had Dicks tonight.

It was tasty. I have to say I love Dicks. Had a cheeseburger and chocolate shake, def try to visit there if you can. Everything is reasonably priced there too. Pike place is another good place to visit. How long are you staying? There’s so many awesome places to go and see.

by Clive on Sep 23, 2008 4:52 AM EDT

I guess if you’re familiar with Seattle this comment might make sense, but it just sounds wrong, doesn’t it?

"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren

by oaktownmario on Sep 23, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Too easy
I have to say I love Dicks.

That’s what she said!

Bringing back the summer jokes.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 23, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shoots….

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He nailed!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instant Rimshot?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 23, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bangs. He bangs!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

William Hung It!!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

That’s funny as hell… It’s a restaurant of some sort, right? What was that chick thinking? I think she did it on purpose.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Breaking News": Slick Rick's talking to Congress

Dr. Saturday tells all:

WASHINGTON — UCLA head coach Rick Neuheisel received an angry and skeptical reception on Capitol Hill Tuesday when he appeared before the Senate Appropriations Committee to ask Congress to promptly give him unprecedented authority to rescue the Bruins’ rapidly failing quarterback situation.

Neuheisel appeared in support of a bill proposed by Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) that would authorize the coach to select any three quarterbacks in the Pac-10 in return for increased federal regulation of the Bruin program. Arguing UCLA football is “too awesome to fail,” he urged lawmakers "to enact this bill quickly and cleanly, and avoid slowing it down with restrictions." Neuheisel is not good with restrictions, he added, and he needs “Rudy Carpenter or Mark Sanchez, somebody like that” in the lineup by the end of the week to avoid catastrophe.

With injuries to its top two passers prior to the season and dreadful efforts by transfer Kevin Craft in two straight blowout losses, ticket holders and other emotional investors in the Bruins panicked before Neuheisel opened the job to competition on Monday. Offensive coordinator Norm Chow, who appeared with Neuheisel, said the quarterbacks "continue to be very unpredictable, and very worrisome," and that inaction by Congress could lead to further recession in Bruin scoring and an increased imbalance in the Southern California football monopoly.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm...

I smell a rat. Seems odd that Sen. Feinstein would have sponsored that bill. Most stuff in the southern half of the state is handled by Boxer, and being as Sen. Feinstein is a bay area native, I don’t think she would have supported this preposterous bill as UCLA would most likely take Mansion and Riley from the Bears.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, it’s very suspicious CaliSeth. Seems like Feinstein (a ‘Furd grad) is trying to break up Tedford’s chosen team, don’t you think?

by BearsNecessity on Sep 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This does not sound good. I should have known Feinstein was a Stanford grad! This upsets me greatly, because she is one of my political idols. I don’t know what to say. I’m crushed.

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's really funny

Let’s hope so

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Sep 23, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, she’s better than that wacko Boxer, who isn’t even a California native. I like Feinstein, she is level headed and sound in thought. What do you mean when you say she is funny?

by CaliSeth on Sep 23, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But she’s from the ‘Furd. You can’t possibly like her. She’s not one of us.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Le sigh - Ha, stole that one from Twisty!

Alas, you are correct. She is not one of us. At such a defining moment in my political sensitivities I recall RoboCop 1, where RoboCop wants to kill the guy who killed him, but when pressed by the guy who killed him, he concedes, “Yes, I am a cop.” Hence, he has a duty to uphold the law, and lets him live.

Still, what are we to do? Senators are elected to SIX year terms! I have never understood that. I realize the founding fathers were extremely intelligent, but who sat around and said, “OK guys, congressmen will get two year terms, while senators get six year terms.” I think it’s crazy to let any elected official stay in office for six years. It just doesn’t make sense!

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, it’s kind of like signing coaches to six year contracts. If they suck one year, no matter what the state of the team is, they should be fired, immediately, right?

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

they had very good reasons

basically, they wanted the Senators to be able to exercise their judgment without always looking over their shoulder at the ever-changing whims of the electorate. they were supposed to able to serve for a long period of time such that they would gain the requisite knowledge to exercise powers specifically delegated to the Senate, such as confirming Supreme Court appointees and ratifying treaties.

read The Federalist Papers. it will make more sense.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 24, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of like how two field goals doesn’t equal a touchdown plus extra point.

by sec119 on Sep 24, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds time consuming. Can you just provide a bullet point summary instead?

by OskiMonsta on Sep 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

*You are a communist for not wanting to read about our Founding Fathers

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiyo!!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just got served. So that’s how it feels.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 25, 2008 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Snap!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 25, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what it must feel like when doves cry.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, you were actually just kissed by a rose. Man, way to screw up that recognition.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 25, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just that...

But in the very beginning Senators were voted in by State congress, not by the direct state populous. 1913 changed all that.

———————

For those wanting the bullet point summary:

- Senators
- State Congress
- 1913

———————

For those wanting a chart.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much green here. You must be a Stegasaurus. This poll is biased!

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most intelligent thing ever written on this blog.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK. Just never let it happen again!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straight Trippin’, Twistin’

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice blogga’ lean.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the first thing I’ve ever understood.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 25, 2008 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 25, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres a solid chance Im going to do a DBD about how to spell your name. It writes itself!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A solid chance is always better than the normal gassy chance I typically get.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 25, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, don’t be sorry. Life is too precious to waste on being sorry.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 26, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

it’s from arrested development

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explain please...

We don’t all have time to be watching insignificant television shows, produced to appease the masses from our real problems!

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do not dare besmirch the greatness that is Arrested Development. It’s even better than Aaron Rodgers in the pocket.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I have a vague recollection of that show only because of that tiny little hot blond chick. Was that Kelly Ripa, or some other skinny blond chick? Whoever she was, is, and continues to be, she needs to call me. Call me baby! You need a real man! Night, night, all…

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have bad news for you dude

She’s married. To Ellen. Yes, that Ellen.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

way to cirsumvrent the issues

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Differ beg to I

Feinstein is spineless. She fell hook, line and sinker for Bushie’s WMD gag. And now back to football!

by OskiMonsta on Sep 24, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that was the highly lovable Kelly Ripa in Arrested Development. It was the crazy bride of Ellen Degeneres. Right? You pop culture folks on the blog should know this better than me…

Portia…

Portia, you will never be as hot as Kelly, you skank you!

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 2:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Last picture is of my baby, Kelly Ripa…

by CaliSeth on Sep 24, 2008 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers should call her.

by BearsNecessity on Sep 24, 2008 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I never wanted it to end.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Sep 24, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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