Is it time for an Oski makeover?
I'm sure I will get a lot of crap over this post, but here goes anyway.
Oski's History
Oski. He cavorts along Memorial Stadium sidelines. He hugs kids on Cal Day. He drinks through a straw in his eyehole, a gross but mesmerizing trick. This fall [2006], Berkeley's lovable bear mascot turns 65, with no signs of stopping. Which means, for over six decades, a parade of undergraduates have sweated it out under a stuffy bear head, wool sweater and size-15 tennis shoes. Moreover, they're under a super-duper, heavy-duty, triple-strength oath to keep it a secret from everyone forever and ever. It's enough to make you wonder, as your attention drifts between plays at a Cal football game, what is Oski all about? How did the goofy grin, high-stepping gait, clasped hands and rumors of permanent intoxication become a Cal institution?
Oski came to life in 1941. Prior to his birth, Berkeley students used to use live bears at sporting events. But after a referee was mauled in 1940, campus administration sought a new mascot. [That's a lie. But administration officials were genuinely worried about the unpredictability of live bears].
In the autumn of 1941, a student named William Rockwell donned a homemadebear head fashioned around a football helmet.
He dressed in baggy pants, a large letter sweater, oversized shoes and white gloves. In front of thousands of Cal fans at Memorial Stadium, he led cheers, waved to children and flirted with girls. In later games, he walked on the crossbar between goalposts and tried to grab the football from referees. The bear never revealed his true identity to others.
Oski's creator, William Rockwell
Oski is named after old Berkeley cheer:
Oski Wow-Wow!
Whiskey Wee-Wee!
Olee! Muckie-eye!
Olee! Berkeley-eye!
California! Wow!
Oski became so popular that Rockwell's studies suffered.
After flunking a midterm in ME 102, he enlisted in the Navy, served as a decorated fighter pilot in WWII, and after the war, returned to finish school. With his impending graduation, the engineer anticipated the need for a system to manage and guard Oski's identity year after year. Like so many academic institutions, Oski required a committee.
The Oski Committee thrives today. Its members are undergraduates who decide who will play Oski and who induct fellow committee members. Since the group is also pledged to secrecy and anonymity forever and ever, its workings are mysterious.
Oski is now selected by the Oski Committee, a governing body that oversees all aspects of caring for the lovable, 5-foot-7-inch, size 15 tennis shoe wearing Bear. Oski's identity is unknown to everyone, with the exception of the committee.
In recent years, Oski's acvtivities have changed quite a bit. He still drinks beer, often times through his eyes. However, he no longer flirts with girls or flips up their skirts [boo!] due to sexual harassment policies. He no longer shimmies up the goal posts for threat of liability [boo]. He no longer climbs, defoliates, brawls with, or otherwise harasses the Stanford Tree per an agreement between the two universities [double boo!]. He no longer throws cake into the crowd at a basketball game or pie at an opposing chancellor.
In 1999, Oski was shrouded in controversy. The ASUC Senate introduced a bill to update Oski's tubby, old-fashioned look. It was eventually vetoed, but not before the public came to his defense. Oski himself appeared at an ASUC meeting and scribbled on a blackboard: "For over 50 years, I have worked very hard to represent everything that is great about Cal. Please respect that."
Arguably one of Oski's greatest moments came when he beat the living crap out of the Furd tree. Link. Link. [Note: The second link has some annoying "play by play". Also, if you can find better videos of this, please post].
In fact, the Stanfurd Tree's first appearance was marked by - you guessed it - an ass kicking by Oski.
The first tree recalls the incident: "And I got tackled by the Berkeley Bear."
"Yeah, the Berkeley Bear ran over and knocked me down, and the Band broke formation to come and save me," Hutson says.
It was not the kind of debut one would associate with an enduring symbol [uh, yeah it was]. Link.
Some pics of Oski in action
An early ass kicking for the tree:
Oski says: "Pimpin' ain't easy!"
via www.oski.com
Oski crip-walking:
via www.oski.com
Oski isn't afraid of shattering traditions: "Walking is so out of style!"
via www.oski.com
Time for a Jenny Jones Makeover?
In 1999, Oski was shrouded in controversy. The ASUC Senate introduced a bill to update Oski's tubby, old-fashioned look. It was eventually vetoed, but not before the public came to his defense. Oski himself appeared at an ASUC meeting and scribbled on a blackboard: "For over 50 years, I have worked very hard to represent everything that is great about Cal. Please respect that."
First off, I love Oski. He represents character and creativity that many other "modern mascots" lack. His sweater, pants, and shoes are all great parts of his wardrobe, and I've never seen him tuck a jersey into basketball shorts. Yet, there's something about his face that bothers me. It looks like it comes from an era before modern technology and he looks slightly related to Goofy. Part of me would like to see an Oski facelift - something that will keep his character but bring his face into "pimpmode" instead of "dorkmode." It would also be nice if he could resume kicking the tree's ass. What do you all think?
Please vote, make comments, add photos and videos as well. Let's celebrate our mascot.
[Note: Much of this material came from sources at oski.com]
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Wasnt there talk of an Oski makeover in liek 2002 or so, back when I was attending Cal? I think a major uproar occured.
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I accidentally published this before I was finished. Now it's complete.
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Its OK. yesterday I started work on a story about the tree-sitters. Then, I hit save (OR SO I THOGUHT). I actually hit publish and wawlked off. The story had nothing in it. But it sat there for like 20 minutes. Long enouhg for TMoran to mock me. Ai!
It happens to the best of us. AND TuckNJersey, too!
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I saw that.
I thought it was some post-modern attempt at art.
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It happens to the best of us.
Apparently, it also happens to TwistNHook.
Go Bears!
by RollOnYouBears667 on Sep 11, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I got told. But Im not sure.
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I hope you didn’t pulll something there.
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Well, I care about your physical well-being! Nothing wrong with that!
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Two Mascots?

Oski and Oski Jr. – Oski can be the nice mascot, Oski Jr. can be the liquored up, fightin’ bear due to his eyes locked in a permanently angry position.
I like the one on the right.
Cool, tough luck. Maybe they could add the sweater and big shoes to complete him.
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the one on the right pantsless?
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On the fence.
I voted no, but I guess he could have some changes here or there if everyone’s for it.
Looking back, I thought he would look better in a jersey instead of a letterman’s jacket when I was younger. These days I think the jacket has charm, being more proper than all the other mascots that wear jerseys. I’m not ALL against him wearing a jersey these days, though.
A face lift could be in order, too. It could scare some little kids.
We shouldn't change Oski
If you take a look at the slickest mascots that change with the times… they usually represent schools with low academic reputations. With higher ranked schools, the mascots do not see much alteration from generation to generation. Tradition is more important than looking good on TV…IMHO. I love oski and that letterman sweater…. it’s so unique.
In fact, I don’t like the look of the new Oski mask… it’s more round and the nose is smaller. I liked the longer faced one better.
2007

2008

Yea,
I’m conflicted about the tradition part. But Oski 1941, 2007, or 2008 today looks really goofy. Less goof . . . but I don’t know what that would look like . . .
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you’re mistaking ‘goofy’ with ‘wholesome’…
I’m sure the creators back in the 40s weren’t in a meeting saying, “how can we make our mascot look more like an jar jar binx.” Oski harkens back to wholesome 40s television when a woman’s ankle was sexy and men knew how to dance.
I really dig it and it so distinctive. There’s something so self assured and secure about your team when your mascot looks so gentle and classic while your football team kicks so much ass on the field.
Let's just say the final version of the 2008 head is way better
than what I saw as the other options which included an open mouth (where he’d see out of, removing the drinking from the eyes), as well as some really terrible looking designs that would have been so far from Oski that there’d be riots.
That is horrible!
For the record I would NEVER want Oski to look like this

Finnegan, who voted on this issue?
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring back Classic Oski!!
The one pictured in the main post with the cheerleader in one arm and his eye-straw (an Oski bong?) in the other. And forget about a sidekick—Oski don’t need no “Scrappy Doo”!
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 11, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I transferred to Cal from UCLA. When I first got to Cal, I preferred Joe Bruin, since he was less unsightly.

Now? Joe Bruin is kind of boring. He’s unoffensive to look at, but nothing really stands out about him. Oski might be ugly as hell, but he has personality. I wouldn’t make any major changes.
Also, Oski isnt a small dickless, bear. So, he does have THAT going for him.
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Twist,
how did you verify Joe’s anatomy?
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, no. I’m just taking The Maharg’s word for it.
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Did you have to untuck Joe's jersey to conduct your "research"?
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I could've wrote
“Pimping ain’t easy for you, but it is for me!”
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that means you voted to ban me . . .
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If you let Nike touch him...
Oregon’s Experience
Pre-Nike:

Post-Nike:

Projection of Oski’s Transformation
Pre-Nike:

Post-Nike:

Um
Post Nike he disappears into the ether?
by BearsNecessity on Sep 11, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you get it
Nike gives Oski the power of invisibility!
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
damn you CGB
it wont let me edit it up there…so this is HIM!

by freshsalmon on Sep 11, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then Oski would really be pimpin'
I like!
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this? More invisibility?
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It says What Has Been Seen….
Cannot be un-seen.
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Weird
My page hasn’t been loading some images lately until I navigate away and return later
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame The Maharg, that jesey tucker.
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I heard he also tucks
jerseys . . . but he is cheesy.
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by oaktownmario on Sep 11, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't even happy when the gave Oski a tummy tuck...
I liked him better pudgy.
Oh well. And I definitely like 2007 Oski better than 2008 Oski. I saw him at the Washington State game and thought it was a “road” outfit or something. Now i know the horrible truth.

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