No Longer Climbing Trees Nor Punching Hippies
by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 1:14 PM PDT
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PrintThe trees are down! The hippies have been arrested/dispersed! The construction can begin!
I am excited and relieved that this unendingly stupid saga has come to a "safe and certain conclusion". As much animosity as we may have had for the hippies in the trees, it is time to move on, to move forward. It is time this site had a new tagline.
Two days after this site launched on Blogsome in 2006, the first hippies climbed the trees outside Memorial Stadium. Our tagline, "Climbing Trees and Punching Hippies since 2006", reflected this. However, it is now readily apparent that that sentiment is sooooo yesterday. Old fashioned. In need of an update. Gone the way of slap bracelets, parachute pants, and TwistNHook's wardrobe (Ed Note: But all I wear is slap bracelets and parachute pants!). That's where you guys come in.
It's a CGB Caption Contest writ large. Place your entry in the comments section. There's no limit on the number of entries. Humor is not required, though it certainly couldn't hurt. It would also be nice if our new tagline wasn't one that needed to be changed in another year's time. Feel free to check out other SBN sites and steal their ideas.
Unless there is one entry that clearly stands above the rest, we'll probably collect the best five or so and put up a poll next week. Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive to society, which is more than we can say for TheMaharg. Also, if you're old enough, I'll buy you a beer. (If you're not, I'll still buy you a beer, but we gotta keep it on the down low, m'kay?) [NOTE: The California Golden Blogs does not endorse the cool crime of underage drinking.]
With that, give us your best shot! Tagline away!
[Edit: By all means, if you see a tagline you like, use the 'Rec' button.]
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Wait, so we can’t punch hippies anymore?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Of course you're punching hippies.
You just don’t have to climb trees to do it anymore.
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Oh, thank god. That’ll make my life a lot easier. Now, I can punch hippies in a less leafy setting.
You got any quacking suggestions for us JTLight? And none of this “California Golden Blogs: Our Team Isn’t As Good As Oregon” BS. We’re on to you!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Hmm...
Maybe something like…
California Golden Blogs: Just like Oregon, our team collapses at the end of the season."
Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
California Golden Blogs - Keeping The Maharg Down Since Jun 18, 2008
Ragnarok, I expect this kind of thing from Twist.
Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive society, which is more than we can say for TheMaharg
But you? On the day that I post something somewhat worthwhile? On the day something I wrote made the front page and got 4 rec’s (probably all from Twist under fake names)? This aggression will not stand.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I know. I told him to take it out. I said that it didn’t make sense to mock you today. Of all days. But he didn’t listen to me. He never listens to me.
It’s probably because he is somebody. Somebody who is bitter!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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He does, doesn’t he?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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DAMN YOU!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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twist, you liar!
dammit, i’m taking away your editing privileges. here’s the original line, as i wrote it:
Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive society, which is more than we can say for those damned hippies.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I guess what I don’t understand is why you have to lie like this. Is it due to your bitterness?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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do i have to cart out our internal emails?
i lie to protect my fragile ego. no one must know the truth!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Cart them out! Cart them out! While you’re at it, cart out CBKWit from wherever he’s hiding.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Hell, I’d like to know the answer to that! I heard he has to work during the day. GASP! THE HORROR!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Honestly, who does that?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Successful people?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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What’s that first word?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Not sure. Maybe Urban Dictionary will tell us!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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What’s that second word?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Hope. As in “I hope TwistNHook never writes another word”
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
What’s that 6th word?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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fdsgfjs
If noone tells him that’s nonsense, Twist will think I answered his question.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
If you take away Twist’s editing privileges can I have them?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Hooray! Eat that Olsonist!!!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
What is Olsonist eating now?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Sounds bitter.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Two entries:
Where Cal sports thrive and productivity comes to die
Finding new and creative ways not to make the Rose Bowl each year
by Berkelium97 on Sep 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
the second one just makes me sad. i don’t think these guys would like it either.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
does RBBID exist anymore?
They haven’t updated the blog since December.
Go Bears!
by RollOnYouBears667 on Sep 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He said he hopes not to have to change it in a year. So, that second one HOPEFULLY is DQ’ed!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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I think it would be kind of cool to have a rotating tagline…it would be boring to see the same boring thing as we wallow in boredom for the next 60 years.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What about:
an unofficial daily online scrap book covering the greatest collegiate athletic program in the nation. GO BRUINS.
Sounds good to me!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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an unofficial daily online scrap book covering the greatest collegiate athletic program in the known (and unknown) universe, for all time, eternally. GO BRUINS.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - Where cliches come to die
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - Building Community By Taunting
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - Is this supposed to make sense?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I really want that beer
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - Nailed It!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I’m not sure you nailed anything with this post.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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California Golden Blogs - Where Men are Men and Women are Women and TwistNHook has no purpose
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
California Golden Blogs
Will Buy You A Beer If You’re Old Enough. Or If You Aren’t.
California Golden Blogs
Parachute Pants and Slap Bracelets
California Golden Blogs
You Seem Worried. Back Rub?
California Golden Blogs
Hatting Stanford Since 2006
California Golden Blogs
Parachute Pants and Slap Bracelets
Totally behind this.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - If You Don't Read Us, Twist Wins
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
California Golden Blogs-Hi, Mrs. Riley!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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My first ever recced post!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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I heard it still itched. . .
. . . even when the jock-strap wasn’t on. Too.
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 10, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Taglines ---
CGB: It makes no sense to us, either
CGB: We’re not just for kids anymore
CGB: So what?
CGB: The Danes call it “quality” (Yes, a blatant rip-off of Spumco)
CGB: We’re so jealous
CGB: The few, the proud, the Bears
CGB: Is this thing on?
I could go on for hours.
Go Bears!
hahhhaaa some good ones here:
CGB: It makes no sense to us, either
CGB: The few, the proud, the Bears
CGB: Is this thing on?
by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
More
CGB: We go to eleven
CGB: We abide
CGB: You’re out of your element
CGB: Using our inside voice since 2006
CGB: It don’t matter to Jesus!
CGB: It’s in the hole
CGB: Seeming bitter
CGB: At least we have a real bear
CGB: A real bear, a real color, and our own songs
etc
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
for the record I think I thought of using lebowski quotes first…!!!
…hmmm… well maybe second.
Like:
CGB: We go to eleven
CGB: We abide
CGB: It don’t matter to Jesus!
CGB: A real bear, a real color, and our own songs
you're right no one has ever used lebowski quotes before this post...
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Lewbowski? As in "The Big"
Because I’m close personal friends with Lev Leibskind, son of Daniel Liebskind- architecht of many fabo-buildings throughout the world. So, yes. I’d say that Daniel Liebskind AND Lev are both “deep individuals” (Lev down with “cracka-a-lacka” and almost married his 2nd cousin a few years ago)- very quotable.
Or did you mean Bukowski? I’ve had dreams of Charles and me just chillin’ with some absinthe, ether, and vodka, . . .ohhhh! what great dreams those are. . . .[sigh]
Anyway. . . . .Lewbowski, eh?
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 10, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, then rec it!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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And now proceed to back on.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
1) California Golden Blogs – Tedford’s Brain
2) California Golden Blogs – Because you don’t have enough money for Top Dog.
3) California Golden Blogs – Because obviously, you’re not a golfer.
4) California Golden Blogs – Leave the gun, take the Fat Slice.
5) California Golden Blogs – Because Tedford don’t roll on Shomer shabbos.
6) California Golden Blogs – Your mouth says no, but your body says yes.
7) California Golden Blogs – Condolences to you sir, the bums lost.
8) California Golden Blogs – Three fingers of Glenlivet, a little pepper… and some cheese.
9) California Golden Blogs – In space, no one can hear you scream
10) California Golden Blogs – absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat
- I do some more when I get home.
by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
6) California Golden Blogs – Your mouth says no, but your body says yes.
love it
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
California Golden Blogs
Achievers
Being A Cal Fan Is More Of An Ethos, Really
Where The PRileytariat Gets Its News
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers?
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And proud we are of all of them
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it wrong to admit I have no idea what’s going on?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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You’re what we’d call an underachiever.
But proud we are of you, anyway.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
California Golden Blogs
Home of Karl Dorrel’s moustache
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs: Climbing Hippies and Punching Trees Since 2008
works on so many levels….
Go Sox!
California Golden Blogs: Now, we are just punching hippies.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CGB - If you don't like inside jokes, don't read the comments
by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CGB: Man, we really do suck
CGB: I think Bruins Nation has a secret crush on us
CGB: Where athletic success breeds pessimism
CGB: All I got was this stupid blog
CGB: Putting the BLO in blog
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I would vote for the pessimism one!
Well played.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like that one, too! There are a lot of good ones here. And then the ones that The Maharg has suggested.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Here's a few
CGB: Oski’s Online Pimping Service
CGB: We’ll kick your ass just like we did the hippies!
CGB: We hate Trees!
CGB: Barely a better news source than Carolyn Jones.
CGB: The biggest online collection of CumDumpsterMuffin Porn on the net!
CGB: Assphinctersayswhat????
CGB: The official unofficial voice of Golden Bear sports
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
California Golden Blogs - No Longer Relevant
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
CGB: I need a drink and a shower
CGB: Call it Internet Viagra
CGB: Neener neener neener
CGB: Unnecessarily pluralized
CGB: Drinking beer though our eyes
CGB: We got some envy going on here
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why are we unncessarily pluralized. It si the California Golden Bears, right?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You should have a new comment every day.
And use every one of these suggestions.
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
California Golden Blogs - If Pappy Waldorf were alive, he'd post here
by hail2cal on Sep 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
California Golden Blogs – If Tom Holmoe were alive today, he’d post here.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
California Golden Blogs - Irreverent commentary with Irrelevant Humor
by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
California Golden Blogs - We Can't Decide On Sculpture
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CGB: 1000 Bears Sitting At Typewriters
(plus screencaps)
by Tony M on Sep 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
so many directions we could have gone with this joke…all of them funny.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
CGB: Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
CGB: I can get you a toe
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
by CBKWit on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CGB: Found A Stranger In The Alps
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY!
Wait a minute. What’s wrong with the Eagles anyway?
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
a few more
CGB: Because Tightwad Hill went MIA (so what else you gonna read?)
CGB: Rolling up Co-Eds (and other aromatic stuff) since 2006
CGB: Because Cal actually has a real football program now
CGB: Where every post is made of 100% organic “Beast Mode”
CGB: A red-shirt-free zone (especially if they’re tucked into your basketball shorts)
CGB: Where Joe Kapp has stashed his tequila
CGB: Holmoes not allowed
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
CGB: Because Cal actually has a real football program now
yay!
by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was typing a Holmoe comment as you posted.
CGB: Recovering from Holmoe since 2001
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And we've only scratched the surface
CGB: Like Holmoe said, things can only get better from here
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: Good luck at BYU, Tom!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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CGB: Homophobes Not Welcome. Holmoephobes Very Welcome.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs
Wanted: Injury Cart Driver, 4.4 Speed, Apply Within.
Because Doing The Hawk Sideways Is Just More Ferocious
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
AndBears just have me an idea…By all means, if you see a tagline you like, use the ‘Rec’ button.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I like jtlight's idea
use a different one every couple days.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: How are you going to keep them down on the farm after they’ve seen Karl Hungus
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs - Calmer Than You Are
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
California Golden Blogs - Because Danzig's Videos Aren't Played Just Anywhere
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey I’m glad I finally joined to add these gems:
CGB: California…wow.
CGB: We climbed, we cut, we conquered
CGB: Go Blogs!
like:
CGB: We climbed, we cut, we conquered
by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs
We Can Have Old Blogs And New Taglines!
Becky O’Malley Stole My Food
Offsetting The Professionalism Of Dan Mogulof
CGB: Home of Treesitter Dan Mogulof
by OskiMonsta on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Golden Blogs
Shinin 7 Days A Week, 375 Days A Week. SHININ’.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
HAHAHAHAH
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CGB: Lowering the value of a UC Berkeley diploma one post at a time
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
CGB - Because Without it Work Get Done
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
California Golden Blogs - Keeping Accurate Sperm Counts Like It's HydroTech's Job
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
CGB: No longer climbing trees, but still punching hippies!
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Recced! I kind of want “CGB: Punching hippies in a less leafy setting!”
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
i humbly submit this as an outsider who has no vested interest in the proceedings and i offer it only after observing your peculiar behaviors:
CGB: In Tedford We Trust
by kleph on Sep 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
simple, clean, upstanding. i like it, but for none of the preceding reasons.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
simple, clean, upstanding.
what the fuck is this shit doing on this blog?!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But that would be a lie.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
but that would be a lie
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Youy didnt think about it, did you?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
California Golden Blogs - If You Want Simple, Clean and Upstanding, Go Somewhere Else
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
How about
CGB: We don’t tuck in our football jerseys
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
California Golden Blogs
[replace their heads with those of the writers]:
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That would scare small children.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
California Golden Blogs - Bubb Rubb Says Woo Woo!!!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
WTF???
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB : How Many Elements on the Periodic Table are Named After YOUR School?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I am having trouble stifling my laughter at work…hahahahaha
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING NAILED IT!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Standing Ovation for CougCenterium
I know it wasn’t even offered as a tagline, but that is as funny as it is going to get
by Tedfordisgod on Sep 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
CONFLICT OF INTEREST
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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NAILED IT!
PS Now, every inane CGB meme has been used in this thread. CONGRATS TO US ALL!
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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CGB: And Yea, The Bears Didst Smoot Their Opponents Mightily
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They made you pay for yours?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
They actually gave me mine with a five dollar bill.
by Tony M on Sep 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CGB:
Where you get everyting you want
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
yeah but its not one of those movies I would watch 9 times. like lebowski, for instance…
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: In It 4 The Honey, Not 4 The Money
by Tony M on Sep 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CGB: is for lovers!
CGB: when the game is over you still have to go home to wherever you’re from! (mic man’s motto during the Holmoe years)
CGB: Proudly sporting a 23:1 pointless/useful comment ratio
California Golden Blogs - What's A Useful Comment?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
California Golden Blogs: Stopping Plate Tectonics Since 2006
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
CGB: We do what we must because we can
Copy from GLaDOS but I still like it
Why would I check myself if I wasn’t gonna rec myself?!?!?!??!?!?!
?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Which two are you thinking of?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Probably the ones who provide unrivaled analysis and expert insight.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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But Danzig isn’t technically a Marshawnthusiast. And noone else regularly contributes insightful things.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
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Go Bears!
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Go Bears!
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NEW THREAD (kind of)
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
how about a fanpost thread?
man, there’s a lot of good material in here
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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CGB: Tearing Down Berkeley's Sterling Reputation, One Post At a Time
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
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"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
CGB: Unofficial Hug-Haters of Teh Internetz
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
CGB: The Official Hug-Haters of The Internets
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
CGB:Marshawnthusiasm, Tedfordisms, and Snarktastic Daily Reflections
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
Still think the pessimism line was the best, but here's a few...
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CGB: Keeping January 1 open "just in case" since 1961
Great!
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Golden Bears Football Schedule
| Fresno St. | Sat 09/03 | W 36 - 21 |
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Colorado
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Sat 09/10 | W 36 - 33 |
| Presbyterian | Sat 09/17 | W 63 - 12 |
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Washington
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Sat 09/24 | L 23 - 31 |
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Oregon
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Thu 10/06 | L 15 - 43 |
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USC
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Thu 10/13 | L 9 - 30 |
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Utah
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Sat 10/22 | W 34 - 10 |
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UCLA
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Sat 10/29 | L 14 - 31 |
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Washington St.
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Sat 11/05 | W 30 - 7 |
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Oregon St.
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Sat 11/12 | W 23 - 6 |
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Stanford
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Sat 11/19 | L 28 - 31 |
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Arizona St.
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Fri 11/25 | W 47 - 38 |
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Texas
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Wed 12/28 | L 10 - 21 |
Pacific-12 Conference Standings
(updated 1.2.2012 at 11:12 PM PST)
| North | Conf | Overall | ||
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| W | L | W | L | |
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Oregon Ducks
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8 | 1 | 12 | 2 |
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Stanford Cardinal
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8 | 1 | 11 | 2 |
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Washington Huskies
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5 | 4 | 7 | 6 |
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California Golden Bears
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4 | 5 | 7 | 6 |
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Oregon St. Beavers
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3 | 6 | 3 | 9 |
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Washington St. Cougars
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2 | 7 | 4 | 8 |
| South | Conf | Overall | ||
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| W | L | W | L | |
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USC Trojans
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7 | 2 | 10 | 2 |
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UCLA Bruins
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5 | 4 | 6 | 8 |
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Utah Utes
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4 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
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Arizona St. Sun Devils
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4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
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Arizona Wildcats
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2 | 7 | 4 | 8 |
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Colorado Buffaloes
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2 | 7 | 3 | 10 |
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