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No Longer Climbing Trees Nor Punching Hippies

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The trees are down!  The hippies have been arrested/dispersed!  The construction can begin!

I am excited and relieved that this unendingly stupid saga has come to a "safe and certain conclusion".  As much animosity as we may have had for the hippies in the trees, it is time to move on, to move forward.  It is time this site had a new tagline.

Two days after this site launched on Blogsome in 2006, the first hippies climbed the trees outside Memorial Stadium.  Our tagline, "Climbing Trees and Punching Hippies since 2006", reflected this.  However, it is now readily apparent that that sentiment is sooooo yesterday.  Old fashioned.  In need of an update.  Gone the way of slap bracelets, parachute pants, and TwistNHook's wardrobe (Ed Note:  But all I wear is slap bracelets and parachute pants!).  That's where you guys come in.

It's a CGB Caption Contest writ large.  Place your entry in the comments section.  There's no limit on the number of entries.  Humor is not required, though it certainly couldn't hurt.  It would also be nice if our new tagline wasn't one that needed to be changed in another year's time.  Feel free to check out other SBN sites and steal their ideas.

Unless there is one entry that clearly stands above the rest, we'll probably collect the best five or so and put up a poll next week.  Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive to society, which is more than we can say for TheMaharg.  Also, if you're old enough, I'll buy you a beer.  (If you're not, I'll still buy you a beer, but we gotta keep it on the down low, m'kay?)  [NOTE: The California Golden Blogs does not endorse the cool crime of underage drinking.]

With that, give us your best shot!  Tagline away!

[Edit:  By all means, if you see a tagline you like, use the 'Rec' button.]

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Wait, so we can’t punch hippies anymore?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course you're punching hippies.

You just don’t have to climb trees to do it anymore.

--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Sep 10, 2008 1:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, thank god. That’ll make my life a lot easier. Now, I can punch hippies in a less leafy setting.

You got any quacking suggestions for us JTLight? And none of this “California Golden Blogs: Our Team Isn’t As Good As Oregon” BS. We’re on to you!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm...

Maybe something like…

California Golden Blogs: Just like Oregon, our team collapses at the end of the season."

Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Sep 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - Keeping The Maharg Down Since Jun 18, 2008

Ragnarok, I expect this kind of thing from Twist.

Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive society, which is more than we can say for TheMaharg

But you? On the day that I post something somewhat worthwhile? On the day something I wrote made the front page and got 4 rec’s (probably all from Twist under fake names)? This aggression will not stand.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know. I told him to take it out. I said that it didn’t make sense to mock you today. Of all days. But he didn’t listen to me. He never listens to me.

It’s probably because he is somebody. Somebody who is bitter!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He seems bitter.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He does, doesn’t he?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn the torpedoes.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Torpedo the dams!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think they’d like that.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

twist, you liar!

dammit, i’m taking away your editing privileges. here’s the original line, as i wrote it:

Winner(s) will receive the satisfaction of having contributed something positive society, which is more than we can say for those damned hippies.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess what I don’t understand is why you have to lie like this. Is it due to your bitterness?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do i have to cart out our internal emails?

i lie to protect my fragile ego. no one must know the truth!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cart them out! Cart them out! While you’re at it, cart out CBKWit from wherever he’s hiding.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell, I’d like to know the answer to that! I heard he has to work during the day. GASP! THE HORROR!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly, who does that?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Successful people?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s that first word?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not sure. Maybe Urban Dictionary will tell us!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope not.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s that second word?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hope. As in “I hope TwistNHook never writes another word”

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s that 6th word?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fdsgfjs

If noone tells him that’s nonsense, Twist will think I answered his question.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s unclear to me what Urban Dictionary tells me about the word fdsgfjs.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For reasons you understand?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, you are house poor, ticket poor, and now EGO poor?!?!?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you take away Twist’s editing privileges can I have them?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

after your post this morning? by all means!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hooray! Eat that Olsonist!!!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is Olsonist eating now?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sounds bitter.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s actually sweet.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bittersweet?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Symphony?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought ‘Eat that Olsonist’ specified which Olsonist one should be eating.

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the second one just makes me sad. i don’t think these guys would like it either.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, but you’ve posted articles since the Big Game, you have the street cred

by turkey on Sep 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What if they died? That’d suck!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You seem concerned

by turkey on Sep 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I care strongly about their well-being!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does RBBID exist anymore?

They haven’t updated the blog since December.

Go Bears!

by RollOnYouBears667 on Sep 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the guys are still around (not dead, i’m sure of that!), but i don’t know if they have any plans to update their blog any time soon.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He said he hopes not to have to change it in a year. So, that second one HOPEFULLY is DQ’ed!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it would be kind of cool to have a rotating tagline…it would be boring to see the same boring thing as we wallow in boredom for the next 60 years.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m not sure how your suggestion of “California Golden Blogs: Today Is November 12th” really works.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Folding in November since 2006?

by turkey on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’ve been folding in November since WELL before then!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about:

an unofficial daily online scrap book covering the greatest collegiate athletic program in the nation. GO BRUINS.

Sounds good to me!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an unofficial daily online scrap book covering the greatest collegiate athletic program in the known (and unknown) universe, for all time, eternally. GO BRUINS.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

That’s so cliche.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this one.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - Nailed It!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m not sure you nailed anything with this post.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You seem bitter.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seem?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs
Will Buy You A Beer If You’re Old Enough. Or If You Aren’t.

California Golden Blogs
Parachute Pants and Slap Bracelets

California Golden Blogs
You Seem Worried. Back Rub?

California Golden Blogs
Hatting Stanford Since 2006

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs
Parachute Pants and Slap Bracelets

Totally behind this.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Can’t touch this.

by turkey on Sep 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - If You Don't Read Us, Twist Wins

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs-Hi, Mrs. Riley!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My first ever recced post!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHY?!?!?!? WHYYYY?!?!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what she said.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please UnRec quick!! TwistNCook’s head might explode.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 11, 2008 5:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I unrec’d as soon as he said it, I don’t know who the other person was.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 11, 2008 7:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs – Take That, Trees!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard it still itched. . .

. . . even when the jock-strap wasn’t on. Too.

"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .

by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 10, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taglines ---

CGB: It makes no sense to us, either
CGB: We’re not just for kids anymore
CGB: So what?
CGB: The Danes call it “quality” (Yes, a blatant rip-off of Spumco)
CGB: We’re so jealous
CGB: The few, the proud, the Bears
CGB: Is this thing on?

I could go on for hours.

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give as many as you can! The more, the merrier!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like ‘We Go To Eleven’

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even though we actually only go to 9?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for the record I think I thought of using lebowski quotes first…!!!


…hmmm… well maybe second.

Like:

CGB: We go to eleven
CGB: We abide
CGB: It don’t matter to Jesus!
CGB: A real bear, a real color, and our own songs

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next up, Anchorman quotes!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll try and mix in some Seinfeld, too

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“We go to eleven” is good.

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewbowski? As in "The Big"

Because I’m close personal friends with Lev Leibskind, son of Daniel Liebskind- architecht of many fabo-buildings throughout the world. So, yes. I’d say that Daniel Liebskind AND Lev are both “deep individuals” (Lev down with “cracka-a-lacka” and almost married his 2nd cousin a few years ago)- very quotable.

Or did you mean Bukowski? I’ve had dreams of Charles and me just chillin’ with some absinthe, ether, and vodka, . . .ohhhh! what great dreams those are. . . .[sigh]

Anyway. . . . .Lewbowski, eh?

"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .

by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 10, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol, wut?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 10:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, then rec it!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did. Back off.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Sep 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And now proceed to back on.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 10:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh believe me, I backed on HOURS ago!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 10:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t you ever stop backing on me.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Sep 11, 2008 1:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1) California Golden Blogs – Tedford’s Brain

2) California Golden Blogs – Because you don’t have enough money for Top Dog.

3) California Golden Blogs – Because obviously, you’re not a golfer.

4) California Golden Blogs – Leave the gun, take the Fat Slice.

5) California Golden Blogs – Because Tedford don’t roll on Shomer shabbos.

6) California Golden Blogs – Your mouth says no, but your body says yes.

7) California Golden Blogs – Condolences to you sir, the bums lost.

8) California Golden Blogs – Three fingers of Glenlivet, a little pepper… and some cheese.

9) California Golden Blogs – In space, no one can hear you scream

10) California Golden Blogs – absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat

 - I do some more when I get home.

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Can we do:

California Golden Blogs - Home of the Tedford Achievers

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And proud we are of all of them

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

best line ever

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it wrong to admit I have no idea what’s going on?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re what we’d call an underachiever.

But proud we are of you, anyway.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

‘Where The PRileytariat Gets Its News’ gets a vote also.

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2008 4:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs

Home of Karl Dorrel’s moustache

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

California Golden Blogs: Now, we are just punching hippies.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

you’re on a roll dude.

CGB: Putting the BLO in blog

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like that one, too! There are a lot of good ones here. And then the ones that The Maharg has suggested.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which are clearly better than good.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, the pessimism one is good.

by rurata on Sep 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here's a few

CGB: Oski’s Online Pimping Service

CGB: We’ll kick your ass just like we did the hippies!

CGB: We hate Trees!

CGB: Barely a better news source than Carolyn Jones.

CGB: The biggest online collection of CumDumpsterMuffin Porn on the net!

CGB: Assphinctersayswhat????

CGB: The official unofficial voice of Golden Bear sports

"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren

by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - No Longer Relevant

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Were we ever relevant?

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s the joke!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t get inside jokes. Great, now I’m bitter

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: I need a drink and a shower
CGB: Call it Internet Viagra
CGB: Neener neener neener
CGB: Unnecessarily pluralized
CGB: Drinking beer though our eyes
CGB: We got some envy going on here

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Why are we unncessarily pluralized. It si the California Golden Bears, right?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yah

It was a toss-off to the whole cougcenter week. I miss CougCenter

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It truly was a Halcyon age!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes but you are not a BLOG. You are a blog-ger!

If it were California Golden Bloggers it would make sense. Otherwise it’s unnecessarily pluralized.

rec to that one.

It's seriously too bad that there's no building or complex around that might have a large supply of sports drinks.

by thenick on Sep 14, 2008 12:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Impeach Van Buren – 12 Galaxies – Guiltied to a Omegalogical Theoretical analysis

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow… that’s a pretty good idea.

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, I cant believe you cant rec your own posts!!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs
Agree To Disagree
Our Internet Community Is Better Than Your Internet Community, Mr. Poopy Pants!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - We Can't Decide On Sculpture

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

hahahhaah

wait — did we kick CBKWit out?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh? Is CaliSeth not posting any more?

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so many directions we could have gone with this joke…all of them funny.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and all of them way too easy

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kind of like Twist?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi Mrs. Riley!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Twist is waaay more than 20%.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: We Hate The Fuckin’ Eagles

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

CGB: I can get you a toe

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

There you are!!!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 seconds of posting, 10 hours of work.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Sep 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh, that’s 20 hours you owe now.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Found A Stranger In The Alps

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

HEY!

Wait a minute. What’s wrong with the Eagles anyway?

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate the fucking eagles man.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a few more

CGB: Because Tightwad Hill went MIA (so what else you gonna read?)
CGB: Rolling up Co-Eds (and other aromatic stuff) since 2006
CGB: Because Cal actually has a real football program now
CGB: Where every post is made of 100% organic “Beast Mode”
CGB: A red-shirt-free zone (especially if they’re tucked into your basketball shorts)
CGB: Where Joe Kapp has stashed his tequila
CGB: Holmoes not allowed

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Sep 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Because Cal actually has a real football program now

yay!

by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

hahhaaaaa

CGB: A red-shirt-free zone (especially if they’re tucked into your basketball shorts)
CGB: Holmoes not allowed

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was typing a Holmoe comment as you posted.

CGB: Recovering from Holmoe since 2001

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

And we've only scratched the surface

CGB: Like Holmoe said, things can only get better from here

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Sep 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Good luck at BYU, Tom!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Homophobes Not Welcome. Holmoephobes Very Welcome.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

hhaahaaa

Wanted: Injury Cart Driver, 4.4 Speed, Apply Within.

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AndBears just have me an idea…By all means, if you see a tagline you like, use the ‘Rec’ button.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like jtlight's idea

use a different one every couple days.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the idea of a new one each day…like farside. There are just too many good ones.

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then there are the ones I posted.

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also the rec button won’t differentiate between multiple entries in the same post.

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

true, true

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: How are you going to keep them down on the farm after they’ve seen Karl Hungus

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

seriously, I’m going to hyperventilate from trying not to laugh at these. Thank you, CGB community.

by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This isn’t a first amendment thing man.

by Tony M on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - Because Danzig's Videos Aren't Played Just Anywhere

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Hey I’m glad I finally joined to add these gems:

CGB: California…wow.
CGB: We climbed, we cut, we conquered
CGB: Go Blogs!

by CountDuku on Sep 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like:

CGB: We climbed, we cut, we conquered

by danzig on Sep 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Thanks for joining!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs
We Can Have Old Blogs And New Taglines!
Becky O’Malley Stole My Food
Offsetting The Professionalism Of Dan Mogulof

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Home of Treesitter Dan Mogulof

by OskiMonsta on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

backrub?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAH

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

YES YES YES YES YES YES, THE BEST ONE BY FAR!!!!

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Sep 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: Where nerds, geeks, and doks gather to pretend to be cool

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB - Because Without it Work Get Done

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*Gets Done

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what happened to ‘use your rec button’?!

by AndBears on Sep 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i did both

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

California Golden Blogs - Keeping Accurate Sperm Counts Like It's HydroTech's Job

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you work in the sperm motility factor too?

by OskiMonsta on Sep 11, 2008 6:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HydroTech, the ball is in your court.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 11, 2008 7:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CGB: No longer climbing trees, but still punching hippies!

"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren

by oaktownmario on Sep 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Why do you hate me so?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

simple, clean, upstanding. i like it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

simple, clean, upstanding. i like it, but for none of the preceding reasons.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll simple clean and upstanding you!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want to mock you in the nothing.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And yet i’m confused.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 11, 2008 6:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But

They want it to last more than a year, and Tedford will be in the NFL by then (saying it outloud is the only way to make sure it will never happen).

by Tony M on Sep 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

simple, clean, upstanding.

what the fuck is this shit doing on this blog?!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i’m not from around here.

by kleph on Sep 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my efforts have failed…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, how about this;

CGB: We Suck Less Than You Think

by kleph on Sep 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But that would be a lie.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

think about that for a second.

by kleph on Sep 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but that would be a lie

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Sep 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Youy didnt think about it, did you?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs