DBD 8.8.8 KUNG FU PANDAS
Since the Opening Ceremonies are kicking off just about now...I dedicate today to the PANDA!
PANDA SMASH!
Lavelle Hawkins has a blog. Check out the Hawk.
This blogging thing is new to me but I'm looking forward to sharing my rookie experiences with all of you and hearing what you have to say. I just moved from playing college ball at Cal (go Bears!) to playing for the Tennessee Titans, and even though I'm going to miss my college days, I'm proud to be a part of this team. I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories to tell you guys as we go through my first season. I'll be back soon, but until then be sure to leave me some comment love!
From Okanes's stand-in, Bryson:
The primary storyline to Thursday’s practice was quarterback Kevin Riley being given the opportunity to work exclusively with the first team. Working on the hurry-up offense with full squads, Riley’s first pass was a 30-yard completion to Michael Calvin on a wheel pattern down the left sideline.
The sophomore signal-caller had his ups and downs during Thursday’s workout. His nicest pass of the afternoon came on a rollout to his right when he hit Nyan Boateng cutting across the middle about 40 yards down field. Boateng caught the ball in stride and went into the end zone untouched. Riley’s day also included a handful of misreads and a few overthrows.
Asked for a quick assessment of Riley’s day with the first team, coach Jeff Tedford seemed encouraged, but not overly so.
"It’s practice, and we’ll watch the tape," Tedford said. "Every day is a learning process for everybody. (Riley) did some good things and some not-so-good things."
Longshore had a relatively strong day with the second team offense. He had a copule of 60-plus yard touchdown passes. He hit tight end Tad Smith over the middle for a score. And he connected with wideout Sean Young on a fly pattern down the right sideline. Young beat freshman cornerback Michael Anthony on the play. However, Anthony redeemed himself later in practice when he picked up the only interception of the evening. He jumped the route on a Beau Sweeney pass and returned it 25 yards into the end zone.
Riley does not get the praise fans desire and Tedford lets Longshore off the hook for a practce TD return? Clearly this is a sign of conspiracy and the occult. Or maybe Brock Mansion is working his magic.
via lh6.ggpht.com
Oh look, a breaking story that changes nothing. Hooray!
Still issues about who will fill up the linebacking roster spot in the new 3-4 defense, with Felder Follett and Williams all secure at their positions, Desmond's little brother is vying for the spot. Dito nosetackle:
Senior Mika Kane and sophomore Derrick Hill are considered the favorites to man the middle of the defensive line, although Gregory singled out true freshman Kendrick Payne as someone who has stood out during the early stages of camp. Payne graduated early from Klein Forest High School in Houston and went through spring practice with the Bears.
I'll add more later, but it's 5 in the morning and I've decided sleep is a better option. Season's closer than ever, but it's still a dead week filled with nonstories. But plenty of pandas! Hail MAO and the glorious red Book! It is China's time to show how great their bears are.
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Congrats, BearsNecessity. You have defeated me in the game of DBD. I am clearly not waking up early enough! At least now I have some good material stored up now for my next DBD installment, whenever that may be.
Another BDP article by people who clearly are biased. Note she mentions hardcore Cal fans and then links to Scout.
In the background, hard core Bear Backers are trying to figure out ways to do an end-run around the pesky earthquake law. Among these schemes is to get the state Legislature to change the law so as to exempt Memorial Stadium from Alquist-Priolo. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=166&f=1419&t=2661510&p=1)
WHERE’S OUR OUTRAGED LINK? What more do we have to do to get on your shitlist, woman???? Damn. Ok.
I want to kill trees. And Doug Buckwald.
IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?!??
Another screed by Mr. Buckwald. I’ll paraphrase:
“Bla bla bla bla I have no credibility bla bla bla bla democracy was stolen from my Luxury SUV last week, does anybody have any idea where it is? bla bla bla bla I felt Heath Ledger’s performance in Black Knight was uneven, at best.”
Just outrageous stuff!
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by TwistNHook on Aug 8, 2008 6:49 AM PDT 0 recs
Would you say you’ve got a little back up for your next dump? Can we just call you constipated all day?
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 8:16 AM PDT
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I’m trying to figure out whether we should give BN’s DBD more respect than one of mine.
I’m leaning towards No.
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 8:35 AM PDT
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I respect it more. Because this one doesn’t involve pregnancy. Maybe your constipation is a result of that baby you just popped out.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 8:37 AM PDT
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You clearly know very little about the miracle of childbirth.
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 8:43 AM PDT
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I see nothing!!!
On another note, maybe the question of respect should be the poll on the front page. Should we respect other peoples DBD’s more than Twists?
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 8:59 AM PDT
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I think so. But who am I to pass judgment on that question?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 9:08 AM PDT
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You’re Spartacus.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 9:12 AM PDT
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Cal students are smart. Here and here.
Day Four Practice Update. I think Riley went a billion for a billion and Longshore went 0 for infinity. Reports are Tedford is still sticking with Longshore.
Honestly, though, both QBs are playing great, it would seem:
In the first round of 11-on-11 action, Riley found Boateng who slipped behind the defense for a 67-yard touchdown reception. Not to be outdone, senior quarterback Nate Longshore found senior Sean Young on a similar pattern for another 67-yard score.
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by TwistNHook on Aug 8, 2008 8:45 AM PDT 0 recs
USTFCCCA? They should maybe see a doctor about that, unwieldy acronyms are no joke.
by joffle on
Aug 8, 2008 9:29 AM PDT
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Unwieldy acronyms killed my father!
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 9:39 AM PDT
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Jon Wilner, a voter in the AP poll, ranks us as #24.
by Berkelium97 on Aug 8, 2008 8:48 AM PDT 0 recs
Just to clarify, Wilner’s poll is a PREDICTED FINISH POLL and not a POWER RANKING.
Thus, he’s picked us to finish 4th in the Pac behind USC, Oregon, and ASU (in that order). He also predicts Florida vs. USC for the glass football.
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by HydroTech on
Aug 8, 2008 8:52 AM PDT
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people who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glass footballs.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on
Aug 8, 2008 9:04 AM PDT
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Me likey:
“The sky’s the limit with this new defense,” says Follett. “God willing and blessing me, I think anywhere from 20 sacks, that’s my goal to tell you the truth. The way it’s looking out here, I’m getting about three sacks a day. Anything less than double digits would be a major disappointment.”
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 9:17 AM PDT
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Kwality 'riting.
Everyone proceeds to relax, all but the raging linebacker who punctures the pocket like a lonely salesman on Black Friday, only to see that shop has closed.
score.
by AndBears on
Aug 8, 2008 11:29 AM PDT
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Google is your friend. It’s the kind of friend that doesn’t mind being used.
Unlike TwistNHook, man does that guy hate it when his friends use him. Also, he’s not your friend.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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Danzig sure is sending a lot of naked photos to a guy who “apparently” isn’t his friend.
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:21 PM PDT
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Well I guess he knows how you make friends then, and for some reason feels like friendship with you is a “good” thing. Where he got that idea, I don’t know.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 2:34 PM PDT
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You two never cease to amaze me how you can shoot the shit about absolutely nothing whatsoever. I image this is what Paris Hilton’s conversations with her mirror sound like.
by danzig on
Aug 8, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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Shotgun mirror in the conversation!!!
Hey Twist, I’m smarter than you!
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Congratulations on entering an exclusive club with only 6 billion other members. Your parents must be proud.
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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My parents are very proud of me, they give me a gold start every day, and these:

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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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What is a gold start like?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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It’s kind like a gold star, except some jackass points out typos in it.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:03 PM PDT
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Who is this jackass and how can I take over his blog?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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I cannot reveal his identity, because he’ll abuse me if I do, but if you want to take over his blog it’s pretty easy, just go here (NSFW Language).
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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TedfordisWhat now?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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God.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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I’d prefer something on sourdough, maybe italian? Some prosciutto would be nice.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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Oh I’ll give you the gold finger, if you know what I mean.

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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT
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Never insult my ability to talk about absolutely nothing whatsoever ever again. That’s why I got into this profession in the first place!
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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What are you talking about? That came dangerously close to adding substance.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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I’m going to punch you in the Somebody’s Bitter.
NAILED IT!
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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I think Danzig just entered a world of pain.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 3:04 PM PDT
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I haven’t read anything that painful since my last trip to the Berkeley free clinic. On Black Friday.
by sec119 on
Aug 8, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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Another positive blurb about Hawk
Looks like Hawk will be the first Bear to play from the 08 NFL class. He continues to do well in practice.
LINK
While Hawkins is still working his way through mistakes, he’s still further along than any Titan rookie receiver’s been in a long time.
by danzig on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 AM PDT 0 recs
I liked watching him play a lot too. I always thought of him as the most dependable receiver for running routes.
by sec119 on
Aug 8, 2008 10:39 AM PDT
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Except when he drops passes that would've won us the Big Game
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on
Aug 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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Or when he tripped just before the goalline against Arizona in 06 .
We would have gone to the Rose Bowl had he scored.
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by BeastMode on
Aug 8, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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Harsh? You want harsh. I’ll give you harsh. Hawkins is the Longshore of receivers.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on
Aug 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT
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Really really talented and under appreciated?
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
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You mean he’s an outstanding athlete who didn’t single-handedly get us the national championship that you thought we deserved? I guess so. His early signs of success in the NFL make my case that he’s an awesome athlete and I’m comfortable in leaving it at that.
by zoonews on
Aug 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
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Even if I accept your conclusion, Longshore and Hawkins and everyone else you love and or hate put us in that position and that deserves respect.
by zoonews on
Aug 8, 2008 12:15 PM PDT
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But zoonews...
If Aaron Rodgers hadn’t gone pro, we would have won the national championship in 2005 and then we would have gotten the best recruiting class, and our team would be perfect!!
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 12:22 PM PDT
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So many people single-handedly responsible for our failures, so little time to hate them all!
by zoonews on
Aug 8, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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I think that Cameron Toler will be responsible for this impending failure of a season. Dude graduated on time with an architecture degree and forwent his final year of eligibility.
Do you think Longshore will graduate?
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on
Aug 8, 2008 1:18 PM PDT
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No Longshore comes back for a 6th year due to an NCAA fuck up
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on
Aug 8, 2008 1:47 PM PDT
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Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on
Aug 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT
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The Big Game was definitely a stinker, but it’s not like anyone else really stepped up, except for Justin ‘Big Heart’ Forsett perhaps. But my statement was literally about running routes correctly, so that the ball wasn’t thrown to empty space or to a cornerback.
by sec119 on
Aug 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT
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For anyone attending the Olympics, please sit down while watching the games.
by Berkelium97 on Aug 8, 2008 10:34 AM PDT 0 recs
I watched this at least 15 consecutive times.
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by 408 on
Aug 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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I know. I keep trying to imagine what the conversation between the Kicker and the other spectators would have consisted of after this sort of event.
by Itchy25 on
Aug 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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Well, this saddens me:
Meanwhile, it appears that an order preventing the university from beginning construction on the $124 million training center will remain in effect at least until Aug. 25, attorneys from both sides said Thursday.
We can’t Shorten Time on this? What do I know?
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by TwistNHook on Aug 8, 2008 10:35 AM PDT 0 recs
For a friday...
people sure are productive today
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by Maharg on Aug 8, 2008 11:20 AM PDT 0 recs
Maybe they are just tired of your continually repeated and utterly inane jokes. You ever thought of that, Maharg?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 11:28 AM PDT
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I always think of that. It helps me sleep at night.
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by Maharg on
Aug 8, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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How bout some Cal Golf Alum news, Charlie Wi is currently one shot back of the at the PGA Championship:
by turkey on Aug 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT 0 recs
Sweet! Go Bears! You got a link for us?
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by TwistNHook on
Aug 8, 2008 2:22 PM PDT
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That fancy link button isn’t working for me, otherwise it would have been there. Here’s a boring plain text link to the live scoreboard:
by turkey on
Aug 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Oh, ok, I’ll be sure to ignore that link button in the future as I don’t need it….
by turkey on
Aug 8, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, some dude named JB Holmes passed him. C’mon Charlie Wi!
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