DBD 8.8.8 KUNG FU PANDAS
Since the Opening Ceremonies are kicking off just about now...I dedicate today to the PANDA!
PANDA SMASH!
Lavelle Hawkins has a blog. Check out the Hawk.
This blogging thing is new to me but I'm looking forward to sharing my rookie experiences with all of you and hearing what you have to say. I just moved from playing college ball at Cal (go Bears!) to playing for the Tennessee Titans, and even though I'm going to miss my college days, I'm proud to be a part of this team. I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories to tell you guys as we go through my first season. I'll be back soon, but until then be sure to leave me some comment love!
From Okanes's stand-in, Bryson:
The primary storyline to Thursday’s practice was quarterback Kevin Riley being given the opportunity to work exclusively with the first team. Working on the hurry-up offense with full squads, Riley’s first pass was a 30-yard completion to Michael Calvin on a wheel pattern down the left sideline.
The sophomore signal-caller had his ups and downs during Thursday’s workout. His nicest pass of the afternoon came on a rollout to his right when he hit Nyan Boateng cutting across the middle about 40 yards down field. Boateng caught the ball in stride and went into the end zone untouched. Riley’s day also included a handful of misreads and a few overthrows.
Asked for a quick assessment of Riley’s day with the first team, coach Jeff Tedford seemed encouraged, but not overly so.
"It’s practice, and we’ll watch the tape," Tedford said. "Every day is a learning process for everybody. (Riley) did some good things and some not-so-good things."
Longshore had a relatively strong day with the second team offense. He had a copule of 60-plus yard touchdown passes. He hit tight end Tad Smith over the middle for a score. And he connected with wideout Sean Young on a fly pattern down the right sideline. Young beat freshman cornerback Michael Anthony on the play. However, Anthony redeemed himself later in practice when he picked up the only interception of the evening. He jumped the route on a Beau Sweeney pass and returned it 25 yards into the end zone.
Riley does not get the praise fans desire and Tedford lets Longshore off the hook for a practce TD return? Clearly this is a sign of conspiracy and the occult. Or maybe Brock Mansion is working his magic.
via lh6.ggpht.com
Oh look, a breaking story that changes nothing. Hooray!
Still issues about who will fill up the linebacking roster spot in the new 3-4 defense, with Felder Follett and Williams all secure at their positions, Desmond's little brother is vying for the spot. Dito nosetackle:
Senior Mika Kane and sophomore Derrick Hill are considered the favorites to man the middle of the defensive line, although Gregory singled out true freshman Kendrick Payne as someone who has stood out during the early stages of camp. Payne graduated early from Klein Forest High School in Houston and went through spring practice with the Bears.
I'll add more later, but it's 5 in the morning and I've decided sleep is a better option. Season's closer than ever, but it's still a dead week filled with nonstories. But plenty of pandas! Hail MAO and the glorious red Book! It is China's time to show how great their bears are.
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Congrats, BearsNecessity. You have defeated me in the game of DBD. I am clearly not waking up early enough! At least now I have some good material stored up now for my next DBD installment, whenever that may be.
Another BDP article by people who clearly are biased. Note she mentions hardcore Cal fans and then links to Scout.
In the background, hard core Bear Backers are trying to figure out ways to do an end-run around the pesky earthquake law. Among these schemes is to get the state Legislature to change the law so as to exempt Memorial Stadium from Alquist-Priolo. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=166&f=1419&t=2661510&p=1)
WHERE’S OUR OUTRAGED LINK? What more do we have to do to get on your shitlist, woman???? Damn. Ok.
I want to kill trees. And Doug Buckwald.
IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?!??
Another screed by Mr. Buckwald. I’ll paraphrase:
“Bla bla bla bla I have no credibility bla bla bla bla democracy was stolen from my Luxury SUV last week, does anybody have any idea where it is? bla bla bla bla I felt Heath Ledger’s performance in Black Knight was uneven, at best.”
Just outrageous stuff!
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Would you say you’ve got a little back up for your next dump? Can we just call you constipated all day?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I’m trying to figure out whether we should give BN’s DBD more respect than one of mine.
I’m leaning towards No.
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I respect it more. Because this one doesn’t involve pregnancy. Maybe your constipation is a result of that baby you just popped out.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
You clearly know very little about the miracle of childbirth.
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I see nothing!!!
On another note, maybe the question of respect should be the poll on the front page. Should we respect other peoples DBD’s more than Twists?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Cal students are smart. Here and here.
Day Four Practice Update. I think Riley went a billion for a billion and Longshore went 0 for infinity. Reports are Tedford is still sticking with Longshore.
Honestly, though, both QBs are playing great, it would seem:
In the first round of 11-on-11 action, Riley found Boateng who slipped behind the defense for a 67-yard touchdown reception. Not to be outdone, senior quarterback Nate Longshore found senior Sean Young on a similar pattern for another 67-yard score.
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Just to clarify, Wilner’s poll is a PREDICTED FINISH POLL and not a POWER RANKING.
Thus, he’s picked us to finish 4th in the Pac behind USC, Oregon, and ASU (in that order). He also predicts Florida vs. USC for the glass football.
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Me likey:
“The sky’s the limit with this new defense,” says Follett. “God willing and blessing me, I think anywhere from 20 sacks, that’s my goal to tell you the truth. The way it’s looking out here, I’m getting about three sacks a day. Anything less than double digits would be a major disappointment.”
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Kwality 'riting.
Everyone proceeds to relax, all but the raging linebacker who punctures the pocket like a lonely salesman on Black Friday, only to see that shop has closed.
score.
Google is your friend. It’s the kind of friend that doesn’t mind being used.
Unlike TwistNHook, man does that guy hate it when his friends use him. Also, he’s not your friend.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Danzig sure is sending a lot of naked photos to a guy who “apparently” isn’t his friend.
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Well I guess he knows how you make friends then, and for some reason feels like friendship with you is a “good” thing. Where he got that idea, I don’t know.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
You two never cease to amaze me how you can shoot the shit about absolutely nothing whatsoever. I image this is what Paris Hilton’s conversations with her mirror sound like.
Shotgun mirror in the conversation!!!
Hey Twist, I’m smarter than you!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Congratulations on entering an exclusive club with only 6 billion other members. Your parents must be proud.
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My parents are very proud of me, they give me a gold start every day, and these:

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
What is a gold start like?
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It’s kind like a gold star, except some jackass points out typos in it.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Who is this jackass and how can I take over his blog?
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I cannot reveal his identity, because he’ll abuse me if I do, but if you want to take over his blog it’s pretty easy, just go here (NSFW Language).
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
TedfordisWhat now?
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Never insult my ability to talk about absolutely nothing whatsoever ever again. That’s why I got into this profession in the first place!
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What are you talking about? That came dangerously close to adding substance.
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Another positive blurb about Hawk
Looks like Hawk will be the first Bear to play from the 08 NFL class. He continues to do well in practice.
LINK
While Hawkins is still working his way through mistakes, he’s still further along than any Titan rookie receiver’s been in a long time.
I liked watching him play a lot too. I always thought of him as the most dependable receiver for running routes.
Or when he tripped just before the goalline against Arizona in 06 .
We would have gone to the Rose Bowl had he scored.
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Harsh? You want harsh. I’ll give you harsh. Hawkins is the Longshore of receivers.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
But zoonews...
If Aaron Rodgers hadn’t gone pro, we would have won the national championship in 2005 and then we would have gotten the best recruiting class, and our team would be perfect!!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I think that Cameron Toler will be responsible for this impending failure of a season. Dude graduated on time with an architecture degree and forwent his final year of eligibility.
Do you think Longshore will graduate?
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
I watched this at least 15 consecutive times.
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by 408 on Aug 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this saddens me:
Meanwhile, it appears that an order preventing the university from beginning construction on the $124 million training center will remain in effect at least until Aug. 25, attorneys from both sides said Thursday.
We can’t Shorten Time on this? What do I know?
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For a friday...
people sure are productive today
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Maybe they are just tired of your continually repeated and utterly inane jokes. You ever thought of that, Maharg?
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How bout some Cal Golf Alum news, Charlie Wi is currently one shot back of the at the PGA Championship:
Sweet! Go Bears! You got a link for us?
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, some dude named JB Holmes passed him. C’mon Charlie Wi!
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Some quotes from Rodgers on how he is being treated in Green Bay.
“I understand it to some point if I put myself into a Favre fanatic’s shoes," Rodgers said today, per the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "The things I can’t understand, the things I really take personally, is when I’m driving up to the (parking lot) gate and punching in my punch code and somebody says ‘F.U.’ to me. That kind of bothers me. Or when a little kid is yelling swear words at me. That kind of gets to me. The boos, they expect a high level of play and they miss Brett Favre. I understand that. But the ‘F.U.’ and the little kids saying swear words to me, I don’t understand that."
Little kids? Swearing? There must be a lot of USC fans in Wisconsin!
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Cheese for brains
I can understand people wanting Brett Favre to play over Aaron Rodgers, but WTF?! Would they rather have no one replace him? They don’t deserve Aaron. Jerkasses.
Dig this comment
I think he should milk that shit for all it’s worth. Aaron, you won, fuck them. You should be practicing in a leather jacket and sunglasses, and screaming “I AM YOUR NEW GOD!” to the crowd every time you throw a bad pass in practice. Then, wear a Favre jersey to practice one day.
DO IT! (IF ONLY TO...
prove that God exists and that He loves us!)
by totallyawesome on Aug 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Honolulu Advertiser on Mika Kane and Tyson Alualu, from Wednesday.
Nothing new here...
Yahoo team report on the Bears.
Although, it seems the Cal-as-a-darkhorse-for-something trend is building…
If anything, Cal is a bit of an afterthought in the college football world because of its startling second-half fade last season. The Bears, though, might merit a closer look for 2008.
If the receivers can step up, thus negating the quarterback controversy (since I believe half of Longshore’s interceptions and a majority of his bad passes were due to his receivers messing up), then I think we’ll be first or second in the PAC-10. Especially with a stronger defense, better punter and kicker, and Tedford maintaining an iron grip on morale. Everyone smile! Or you’re off the team!
Be happy OR ELSE

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It looks like that first part of the article is syndicated by something called the Sports Xchange, since some of the other major sports websites have the same article, including foxsports and cbs sports. Hooray for independent media!
Some sort of injury to USC QB just occured. Details to follow!
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Man, that sucks. Boo on injuries. Does anybody know anything about Mitch Mustain? I can’t say I’ve ever seen him play.
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by 408 on Aug 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Olsonist: “Ah crap, why couldn’t it have been Nate?”
by BearsNecessity on Aug 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
A witness reported seeing Sanchez doing a carioca shuffle. He then went to throw a football, put weight on his left knee and collapsed.
Carioca is this, according to the Internet. I can see how this helps Sanchez’s foot skills, but I don’t get why Pete Carroll shows up with the maracas.
Damn, I was just about to post that. What the hell is a carioca shuffle, indeed?
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I guess it’s this, although I think Jose Carioca might disagree.
From Sports Injury Blog – The Disabled List:
How long does it take to rehabilitate your dislocated knee cap? It all depends on the severity. For minor dislocated knee caps it might be two weeks. For major knee dislocations requiring surgery it might take six weeks. In both cases you’ll need physical therapy to increase knee strength and promote knee flexibility.
Ted Miller posts his best-case/worst-case for Cal.
Best case ends in a Holiday bowl and worst ends with a Poinsettia bowl.
Like most of his best-case/worst-cases, this one’s logic is absent. In our best case we still lose to Oregon? He does give some love to DumpsterMuffin (though he calls her smelly muffin) and Brock Mansion, though. At least he doesn’t mention that Arizona made the top-15, which is what happens in his USC and ASU best cases. He also mentions OSU as a top-15 team in his Oregon, ASU, and USC scenarios.
I can see his point re: Oregon
While we definitely could win (the home team has held serve save for last year), they scare me. I’ve been hearing too many good things about their returning qbs (witness the 55 points in the bowl game) and the JC running back (240 pounds of fury). I think they’re the second best team in the conference. I think we’re third, ahead of ASU.
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Does anyone have the link to...
the place where you can buy the new Cal jerseys?
In other words, Go Bears!
At least our hippies only sling poo
And don’t blow up researchers.
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.


























































