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New Rules For College Football, 2008

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For whatever reason, college football just can't seem to get it right.  It's not bad enough that the NCAA's official rules booklet (warning - large PDF!) is 266 pages long; no, every year, a committee meets to decide on new rules and tweaks to some old rules.  A lot of times, they end up repealing rules that they put in just the year before!

It's not as though the rules committee isn't trying hard, though.  They've got good intentions.  Some of these rules changes are intended to make the game safer, or restore competitive balance.  Noble goals, to be sure.  Other rules are intended to shorten the game.  I'm ambivalent about that one, especially because the committee is unwilling to do the one simple change that would really shorten the games -- eliminate the TV timeout.

In any case, we've got new rules for 2008, and as an informed fan, you should be up on the changes.  Otherwise, you might find yourself screaming at the ref to call a penalty on something that isn't a foul anymore.  Oy, what a faux pas!

Here's what's changed:

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Rule 1-4-9-g : Recording opponent’s signals prohibited

Any attempt to record, either through audio or video means, any signals given by an opposing player, coach or other team personnel is prohibited.

Call it the Bill Belichick rule.  No penalty is prescribed in the rulebook, so I'm not sure what would happen if someone were caught.  You can't take away a college team's first-round draft pick, can you?

Rules 2-2-4 and 3-2-4 : 40/25-second play clock system instituted

A dead ball is ready for play when:
a. With the 40-second play clock running, an official places the ball at an inbounds mark or between the inbounds marks and steps away to his position.
b.  With the play clock set at 25 seconds, the referee sounds his whistle and either signals to start the game clock or signals that the ball is ready for play.

40-Second Clock.
1. When an official signals that the ball is dead, the play clock shall begin a 40-second count.
2. If the 40-second count is interrupted for reasons beyond the control of the officials or the play-clock operator (e.g., clock malfunction), the referee shall stop the game clock and signal (both palms open in an over-the-head pumping motion) that the play clock should be re-set at 40 seconds and started immediately.
3. In the event that the 40-second clock is running and the ball is not ready to be snapped after 20 seconds into the count, the referee shall declare a timeout and signal that the play clock be set at 25 seconds. When play is to be resumed, the referee will give the ready-for-play signal and the play clock shall begin the 25-second count. The game clock will start on the snap unless it had been running when the referee declared a timeout; in that case, it will start on the referee’s signal (Rule 3-2-5-b).

25-Second Clock. If the officials signal the game clock to be stopped for any of the following reasons, the referee shall signal (one open palm in an over-the-head pumping motion) that the clock should be set at 25 seconds:
1. Penalty administration.
2. Charged team timeout.
3. Media timeout.
4. Injury timeout.
5. Measurement.
6. Change of possession.
7. After a kick down.
8. Score.
9. Start of each period.
10. Start of a team’s series in an extra period.
11. Instant replay review.
12. Other administrative stoppage.
When play is to be resumed, the referee will give the ready-for-play signal and the play clock will begin the 25-second count.

Anyone else confused?  To the extent that this rule might speed up the game, I'm doubtful that the savings are worth the clock confusion that this rule will probably cause.  Maybe everyone figures it out and everything works out just fine, but I'm skeptical.

Anyway, here's the Cliff's Notes version:  after a play ends, the play clock is set to 40 seconds and begins running.  The center may snap the ball anytime after the referee sets the ball, but if the clock gets below 20 seconds before the ref can set the ball, he calls a timeout and resets the play clock to 25.  In that case, the game clock begins again when the ball is snapped, just like after an incomplete pass.

Oh, and if any of the 12 conditions above apply, the play clock starts at 25 seconds instead, with the game clock stopped.  Easy, right?

Rule 2-3-3 : Chop block redefined

A chop block is a high-low or low-high combination block by any two players against an opponent (not the runner) anywhere on the field, with or without a delay between contacts; the "low" component is at the opponent’s thigh or below.

This rule is much simpler than before, as three paragraphs that said almost the same thing have been condensed into one.  Chop blocks can occur anywhere on the field.  Also, low-low combinations of blocks are no-longer considered 'chop' blocks, which seems OK to me, because in those situations, the blocked player was not at risk of being 'chopped' in half.

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Rule 3-2-2 : Clock rules eliminated

Following television timeouts, the ready for play period will, with the teams on the field, be 15 seconds. Exception: Free kicks.

If an inadvertent whistle occurs on a play and the down is replayed under the provisions of Rule 4-1-2-b, then the time and status of the game clock and play clock shall be reset to their position prior to the play in which the inadvertent whistle occurs. If necessary, instant replay can be consulted to determine the exact time and status of the game clock and the play clock."

A couple of rules inserted last year have now been removed.  I don't think you'll miss them.

Rule 3-2-5-a-12 : Game clock starts when ball is ready for play after ball carrier goes out of bounds

When the clock has been stopped for any of the following incidents, it will start on the signal by the referee:
1. When Team A is awarded a first down either by penalty or as the result of the play (Exception: After a legal kick down).
...
8. For an illegal pass to conserve time.
9. For a measurement.
10. For a live ball in an official’s possession.
11. For a fumble out of bounds in advance of the spot of the fumble anytime during the game (Rule 3-2-5-a).
12. When a ball carrier, a fumble or a backward pass goes out of bounds (Exception: Within the last two minutes of each half, the clock starts on the snap unless incidents 8 or 11 above occur.)

Well, this should speed things up some.  Going out-of-bounds no longer stops the clock completely, only until the ball is ready to be snapped again.  Oh, except when there are less than two minutes left in the half.  I can definitely see why you wouldn't want this rule in place at the end of a half (it would kill a lot of dramatic comeback drives), but I have to question the wisdom of a rule that needs an exception made for the last two minutes of the game.

Rule 6-2-1 : Kickoff out of bounds: option to snap at 40-yard line

A free kick out of bounds between the goal lines untouched by an inbounds player of Team B is a foul.
PENALTY—Live-ball foul. Five yards from the previous spot; or five yards from the spot where the subsequent dead ball belongs to Team B; or the receiving team may put the ball in play 30 yards beyond Team A’s restraining line at the inbounds spot.

As written, this rule actually reverts back to its 2006 form.  When the committee moved kickoffs back to the 30 last year, they decided to leave the 35-yard line as the penalty spot for out-of-bounds kickoffs.  This rule change moves the penalty spot up to the 40 yard line -- definitely good field position.

Also note that the rule, as written, puts the ball 30 yards beyond where it was kicked off of from, so if the kickoff is pushed back due to penalties (or a safety -- kicks following one start from the 20), the other team will get the ball even further up the field.

Rule 9-1-2-p : Horse-collar tackle prohibited

All players are prohibited from grabbing the inside back collar of the shoulder pads or jersey, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling the runner down. This does not apply to a runner who is inside the tackle box or to a quarterback who is in the pocket.

Good, I say.  This eliminates a dangerous play, and should help with overall safety.  Note that this is a foul only if the player is actually tackled; grabbing the inside collar is still legal if the player is not tackled with it.

Rule 9-1-2-q : Five-yard facemask foul eliminated

No player shall twist, turn or pull the face mask or any helmet opening of an opponent. It is not a foul if the face mask or helmet opening is not twisted, turned or pulled. When in question, it is a foul.

In the same spirit as the previous rule, the incidental facemask penalty has been eliminated.  Another welcome change, it recognizes that incidental contact is not in itself dangerous, and therefore should not be penalized.

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Rule 9-1-3 : Helmet contact/targeting an opponent rule redefined

Initiating Contact/Targeting an Opponent
a. No player shall initiate contact and target an opponent with the crown (top) of his helmet. When in question, it is a foul.
b.  No player shall initiate contact and target a defenseless opponent above the shoulders. When in question, it is a foul.
Flagrant offenders shall be disqualified.

Basically a simplification/clarification of what is already obviously a foul:  don't lead with your helmet, and don't target other players' heads.  When serious injuries occur, everybody loses.

Rule 9-1-6 : Sideline warning changed to sideline interference foul

While the ball is in play, coaches, substitutes and authorized attendants in the team area may not be between the sideline and coaching line or on the field of play.
PENALTY—Administer as a dead-ball foul.
First and second infractions: Delay of game for sideline interference, five yards from the succeeding spot.
Third and subsequent infractions:  Unsportsmanlike conduct for sideline interference, 15 yards from the succeeding spot.

Previously, coaches got the first two sideline warnings free.  Not anymore!  Really, you don't see this sort of thing too often, and hopefully it will stay that way.  It's a pretty stupid way to lose yardage, really (but aren't they all?).

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Rule 12-3-1-a : Field goals included in reviewable scoring plays

Reviewable plays governed by a side line, goal line or an end line include:
a. Scoring plays, including a runner in possession of a live ball breaking the plane of a goal line. This includes field goal attempts only if the ball is ruled (a) below or above the crossbar, or (b) inside or outside the uprights when it is lower than the top of the uprights. If the ball is higher than the top of the uprights, the play may not be reviewed.

I think this is an overdue change.  If we can review whether a ball broke the imaginary plane defined by the goal line, I think we can review which side of the uprights a field goal was on.  Note, however, that it cannot be reviewed if the field goal is higher than the top of the uprights, which means that the missed field goal at Oregon last year still couldn't have been reviewed.

Rule 12-3-3-b and -c : More reviewable calls added

Miscellaneous reviewable plays include:
b.  A ball carrier judged to have been down by rule when the recovery of a fumble by an opponent or teammate occurs in the immediate action following the fumble and is prior to any official signaling that the ball is dead.
c. A ball carrier judged to have been out of bounds when his immediate action takes him into the opponent’s end zone and is prior to any official signaling that the ball is dead.

Hey, if it's an important call and we've got video evidence, I say review it.  Let's get it right!

Rule 12-3-4 : Replay official may correct egregious errors

No other plays or officiating decisions are reviewable. However, the replay official may correct egregious errors. This excludes fouls that are not specifically reviewable.

Another welcome change.  If the refs screwed something up badly and the replay official notices it, he should be able to correct it.  There's not reason not to do this.

Rule 12-5-1-b-1 : Successful coach’s challenge extended to maximum of two per game

If a head coach’s challenge is successful, he retains the challenge, which he may use only once more during the game. Thus, a coach may have a total of two challenges if and only if his initial challenge is successful.

This is kind of a weird one, and I can see it being changed in the future.  I think it was added so that coaches could feel free to challenge a call early in the game and not get stuck not having a challenge for late-game situations.  Such coaches better be pretty sure they're right; losing both challenges at once is a pretty big deterrent against throwing the challenge flag with little regard.  It feels like the compromise that it obviously is, and I guess we'll have to see how it works out.

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Anyway, these are the new rules for college football.  Pretty minor stuff, but for the most part I think they're changes for the better.  Check back in November to see if I've eaten my words.

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Didn't know about the chop block

Need to move Auburn down about 3 spots in my SEC predictions.

Eliminating the incidental facemask, allowing field goal review, allowing the replay official to correct calls on the field – anything that simplifies officiating has to be good. I’ve seen some refs walk into Memorial that should have had a dog and a white cane

by VandyImport on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 AM PDT   0 recs

(both palms open in an over-the-head pumping motion)

That’s what she said?

What the heck is an over-the-head pumping motion anyway? I guess if you were stuck in a well and had to pull yourself out, or if you were a midget drilling for oil while buried in sand, maybe then you’d know what an over-the-head pumping motion is. The rest of us will have to wait for a clock restart to find out.

It’s interesting that field goals are now officially reviewable, because last year I thought officials went ahead and reviewed them when necessary. I guess you have to have rules on everything.

by sec119 on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 AM PDT   0 recs

I guess you have to have rules on everything.

God, the rulebook is an epic read. It’s ridiculously long. I honestly had less trouble getting through The Federalist Papers. After reading through the entire thing for the first time, I have a whole new respect for officials. It’s a tough, tough job.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Try the NCAA Football Official’s test, I got a 60/100 and was definitely guessing on at least a third.

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sounds like you were officiating the U-dub game last year.

Can I get a “Hiyooo”?

by CalBandGreat on Aug 6, 2008 10:42 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

“Hiyooo”?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 10:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ooooooh

that game sucked. thanks for reminding me.

by AndBears on Aug 6, 2008 11:28 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think the “both palms open in an over-the-head pumping motion” is the referee signal for starting or stopping a play. They wave it from side to side above their heads, in opposite directions.

On another note, there are some pretty hilarious bad-call videos from college football games on YouTube..

by jello on Aug 6, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Just the regular motion then, it sounds like, which wouldn’t literally pump anything. But it’d be sweet if they did synchronize their arms.

by sec119 on Aug 6, 2008 10:08 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think the pumping motion should be this.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 10:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rag

Thanks for fixing the bug for non-youtube-preview-thumbnails. That little TV is perfect.

Also, I think New Rules is the best segment of his show and is sometimes downright brilliant.

by danzig on Aug 6, 2008 9:54 AM PDT   0 recs

hey, i didn’t do nothin’, danzig. the SBN tech people take care of it all for us!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 11:02 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ll take credit for it.

by Itchy25 on Aug 6, 2008 11:07 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I know that, but did you notify them and ask for the bug to be fixed?

by danzig on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The clock rules have me utterly confused.

No doubt that it also will confuse a whole bunch of others

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Aug 6, 2008 10:01 AM PDT   0 recs

i have no doubt that lots of people will be confused. i’m worried most about the refs (and the clock operator!). they don’t need any more complications, and if they don’t get this stuff right, we’re gonna have some real problems this season.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The clock rules now pretty much match the NFL’s, so anyone familiar with those shouldn’t have too much trouble. The only big difference I still see between college and NFL clock rules is the stoppage of the clock after every first down in college.

by QuakeFan on Aug 6, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

good to know

admittedly, i’m not a huge NFL fan, so i couldn’t say much about their rules. but if it works for them, my fears are somewhat assuaged.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I have to question the wisdom of a rule that needs an exception made for the last two minutes of the game. Yeah, this is a big peeve of mine when it comes to the rules in general.

by zoonews on Aug 6, 2008 10:21 AM PDT   0 recs

It’s like in basketball. A team will have a last shot, often the shooter will be practically assaulted in trying to receive the ball and heave off that shot, yet the refs are hesitant to blow the whistle…. if it was a foul the other 39:50, why not the last ten seconds as well?

by Itchy25 on Aug 6, 2008 10:50 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ve reffed low-level (middle schools/intramurals) basketball for 5 years and I have the nasty habit of calling (or at least trying to) the game the same way start to finish. One of the first IM games I reffed in Berkeley, both the other official and I called a foul on a 3 point shot with a second on the clock (shooters team down 2, hits all 3). The shitstorm that followed was epic.

Player: How can you call that?

Me: Didn’t you hit him on the arm?

Player: Yeah but there was 2 seconds left in the game!

Other official: I didn’t know the rulebook didn’t apply in the final 2 seconds.

That, the mythical over the back rule, and people who try the “restricted circle” logic on charges are my biggest pet peeves.

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 11:13 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hell yeah to the kid that drilled all 3 of the FT’s. ICE WATER IN THE VEINS. I applaud your thick skin, if i were an IM ref the field/court would be littered with the bodies of those that ask “how can you call that”

by Itchy25 on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL, if you come out to the ref clinics in September, we prefer snark and wit to violence.

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 11:30 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And I’m by no means a great ref, but I like to think that I have the confidence to stand by my/the other ref’s calls and have decent game control.

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

confidence is definitely key

i had a short stint as a little league umpire, and man, that whole experience changed my outlook on officiating. it’s easy to sit in the stands and think you know the right call, but trying getting it right, without a doubt, every time. then do it with angry parents screaming in your face.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 11:51 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

was it a comfort to know that, if one of those parents attacked you, the video would inevitably end up number 1 on youtube within hours?

by Itchy25 on Aug 6, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It was a comfort to know that if/when I attacked Ragnarok, the video would inevitably end up #1 on youtube within hours.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 11:57 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What sport would your and Dumpster Muffin’s lovechild play?

by sec119 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is grabass still considered a sport? Or just an alternative to organized sports? I think the answer to that will directly impact Twist’s response.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 12:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

im a first string grabasser

by Itchy25 on Aug 6, 2008 12:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m a first string grabass-ee.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nah, retribution is only a comfort in retrospect.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Definitely the more harrowing experiences of my time as an official have been during middle school girls basketball. Hell hath no fury like the father of a 12 year old girl.

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hell hath no fury like the father of a 12 year old girl.

Maharg can attest to that, too. But for wildly different reasons.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OH SNAP

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by 408 on Aug 6, 2008 1:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WE DON’T NEED THE CHART FOR THAT ONE!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nailed It!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 1:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

From down-fucking-town!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 1:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Swish!!!

by sec119 on Aug 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

COUNT IT! AND ONE!

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And one?

But this is the last 15 seconds of the game!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What is this in reference or response to?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I can’t believe you don’t get the reference. Wow, how stupid can you get.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Aug 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Very.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what’s the first picture of?
what’s the second picture of?

what the first picture is of + what the second picture is of = ?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 6, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Touche Salesman.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lets break down this 45 seconds.

First 20 seconds: it’s the refs responsibility to get the ball ready. If they don’t, (short?) time-out, free for everyone.
Second 25 seconds: once the ball’s ready, it’s the players’ responsibility to get the play off in time.

So it would seem just an attempt to speed up the refs time in set-up. But it’s that 19 seconds (before a time-out is called) which is variable and subject to grumbling. That’s good QB’ing time! Rags seems to think that no one will care about 20 seconds of non-game time (except in the last 2 mins)...but if that’s regulated, and then unevenly distributed because a ref is slower for team A than team B, or whatever, people will grumble!

Lets say Team A is trying to speed the game up and the ref is slow, that’s some loss of momentum. Or if Team B is trying to slow things down and always gets a time-out when they are on offense, they get more QB time. Now we all know refs are impartial, but no one believes refs are impartial. I expect to see a lot of grumbling on this…

by AndBears on Aug 6, 2008 12:22 PM PDT   0 recs

Olsonist is going to say this is favoritism to Nate Longshore and does little for QBs who “have it”.

by BearsNecessity on Aug 6, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Donut time for El Lardo? I’d never say anthing of the sort.

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, that's what we need. more reasons to yell at the ref

“Man, OK, down by 17, but if we score here and recover the onside kick and score again, we’ll only be down by three. C’mon, c’mon, hurry up guys. Dammit, what is taking the ref so long! Why is he taking so long to set the ball? Time’s running out here! Our time! DAMMIT, there’s less than 25 seconds left!!! HURRY UP!!”

...later…

“Goddamn refs cost us the game, man.”
“Didn’t you lose by two touchdowns?”
“Man, we were so close. We got hosed!”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Aug 6, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm just a big fat good for nothing MEANIE

Sorry fellas, but I’ll admit I DIDN’T READ ONE DAG GUM THING ABOUT THIS ARTICLE/POST!

I feel compelled to comment on Mr. Maher! He has GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST mug in all of celebrity-sphere! I mean, is that head for real? And if it is for real, why is he all sitting there posing for a camera like he’s pretty boy Floyd? That guy’s prolly got more money in his pockets than I do in my . . .ahem. . .accounts. . .as it were. But still, if there were a stronger word to express “FUGLY” . . . .he would qualify as it’s poster child.

Is all.

by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 8, 2008 7:22 AM PDT   0 recs

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