DBD 8.21.08 Ok, ok, please, calm down, no reason to yell
Ever since I posted all those photos of Alicia Sacremerection, I've been hearing it from all angles. People, not happy about the blatant sexism showed by many of the posters here. I tried to blame it all on Maharg, which worked well for a while, but it's not a complete salve.
I've been hearing a lot of stuff like:
"I often read Deadspin.com, Maxim.com, and WomenAreGeneticallyInferiorToMenAndThat'sJustPlainScientificFact.co.au/index and this was, by, far the most sexist thing I've ever read!"
"I can't believe you wrote that, it's so sexist. And you haven't taken the trash out yet! You better take the trash out! You are sleeping on the couch this week!"
and, of course,
"Twist, this Petition For Administration Of Trust And Court Instructions is total shit. What are you even doing in your office all day, you are so behind on all your work."
So, in the interest of fairness, I thought I should make amends to my female readers (esp. the hot ones, meow!) by putting up some photos similar to Alicia Sacreleotard.
And the best place to find those are, of course, mid 80s International Male catalogues. There's nothing I like more than curling up by a roaring fire to read this month's issue of International Male. I learn so much about linen
overalls!
So, here you go, ladies, feast your eyes on this studliness from the the 1986 Holiday issue.
via jezebel.com
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And if that's not enough cheesecake, here's some stuff from the 1986 Summer issue.
via jezebel.com
That one isn't that beefcake-ey, but that tagline at the top is so wildly hilarious I couldn't resist.
via jezebel.com
via jezebel.com
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So, there you go. We've had a lot of talk of skin tight leotards and asian porn stars with their tits hanging out. Hopefully, this evens it all out. Each page is so amazingly amazing I wanted to link it here, but couldn't. So, don't forget to check out the links to see more.
And speaking of links:
Here is a video of the Olympic village from a Cal perspective.
And a recap of day 12 of the Olympics. No spoilers, of course.
Reminder about donating blood marrow. We discussed it the other day, but it's important, so I wanted to link it again.
Cal water polo is #1!
BRIDGEPORT, PA. - The University of California men's water polo team, winners of the 2006 and 2007 NCAA titles, has been selected as the nation's No. 1 ranked team in the Men's Preseason Collegiate Top 20 Water Polo Poll, it was announced Wednesday, Aug. 20 by the Collegiate Water Polo Association. The Golden Bears received 98 total points, two more than two-time national runner-up USC. Earlier, Cal was picked to finish third in the annual Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Preseason Men's Water Polo Coaches Poll, trailing USC and Stanford.
Cal women's soccer to open season at San Jose State:
BERKELEY, Calif. - BEARS OPEN 2008 AT SAN JOSE STATE: Coming off a 7-0 exhibition win over Saint Mary's, No. 15 California opens the 2008 regular season at San Jose State Sunday, Aug. 24, at 1 p.m. at Spartan Stadium. The Golden Bears, who recorded a 15-5-1 overall record last season and tied for third in the Pac-10 at 6-3, were picked to finish fourth in the 2008 Pac-10 Preseason Coaches' Poll. San Jose State begins its season against Santa Clara Aug. 22. Cal hosts Cal State Fullerton in its regular-season home opener Aug. 29 at 4:30 p.m.
Wrap up of another day of Cal football camp:
BERKELEY - The California football team completed another day of preseason training camp on Wednesday morning at Memorial Stadium, working for two hours in helmets only on mock-game situations.
"I thought it went well [today]," head coach Jeff Tedford said. "I thought there was a lot of focus and attention to detail. For some of the young guys, it's the first time they go through that type of thing. It's a learning situation for them."
Tedford was asked about senior linebacker Anthony Felder, who has been a standout linebacker since his arrival at Cal in 2005, but may not be receiving the same recognition of classmates Zack Follett and Worrell Williams.
"Tony's been around the ball a lot and doing a good job," Tedford said. "He's worked hard through the summer, investing the time, training. He's healthier than he's been. Because he's been injured and missed games [he may get overlooked]."
Okanes talks more about practice:
The Bears followed up Tuesday’s scrimmage with a light practice Wednesday morning, one that really was what coach Jeff Tedford called a “mock game.” The players wore just helmets and went through different kinds of situations that can take place in a game, and did so in chronological order, beginnign with the opening kickoff and ending with quarterback Nate Longshore taking a knee (Bears win!)
I may have posted earlier that the Bears will start planning for Michigan State today. That actually will happen tomorrow. Tedford said the coaching staff was scheduled to have personnel meetings later Wednesday. The implication is depth chart questions will be answered at tomorrow’s practice.
Implementing the game plan means scout teams will have to be set up by tomorrow. We should also get a gauge on starters and backups. That doesn’t necessarily mean there will be a definitive starting quarterback tomorrow, but it could.
This link really slowed up my comp, so watch out, but its more info on MSU.
Okanes writes an article on the LBs:
BERKELEY — Funny thing about the 3-4 defense: You might employ it because you have a deep corps of linebackers, but you might not realize just how many linebackers you need.
The Bears have made the switch from the 4-3 to the 3-4 to take advantage of a set of linebackers rated among the best in the country. But putting an extra linebacker on the field suddenly means you need more bodies to shore up your depth.
Cal appears to be doing that, and one of the reasons is the presence of freshman Mychal Kendricks, who has had as good a camp as anyone on the team. Coach Jeff Tedford said Kendricks will contribute as a true freshman.
"It would be hard to redshirt Mychal Kendricks," defensive coordinator Bob Gregory said. "He's done a really good job and is making plays. We're going to need him."
From yesterday's dump, OskiMontana had some information on the Court case. As football season FINALLY approached and the delays seemed unending, most of us sort of turned our attention away from that situation. But OM has been doing God's Work. He links to some Rivals articles and explains the case in further detail.
He also links to a BDP article (by Buckwald!) and a devastating Cal response.
Debate divorced from fact serves no one’s interests. The SRC’s commitment to safety and its advisory actions in support of that commitment are guided solely by scientific research. This approach is one of the reasons that Superior Court Judge Barbara Miller recently ruled that “the record contains substantial evidence supporting the university’s decision to build the (athletic facility) as currently proposed.”
BAM! Let's go UC Seismic Safety Panel!
So, there you go. I continue to dominate the battle of DBDs! And for the ladies, a little bit of the delightful man-muscle to get you through your day. Your unendingly sexist day. Believe me, I know how it feels to be treated just like a piece of meat, appreciated solely for your physical characteristics.
And boy is it fun!
So, if you see a Cal-related link, bring that bad boy (excuse me, bad person) on over, so we can discuss it. Go Bears! Dump away!
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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maybe we should go back to the pictures of the FEMALE gymnasts
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
You sexist pig!
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What the F?
I’m gone for a few hours and this is what this blog turns into?? Hetero in retrograde?
I’ve been pro-Twist regarding the DBD, but this is testing my conviction to it’s core.
Damn, all these fannypackaphobics are coming out of the woodworks!
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I still support you Twist, even after you threw me under the bus for the blame. Fortunately everyone realizes that I’m worthless and couldn’t influence anything, ever.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I did what now?
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I tried to blame it all on Maharg, which worked well for a while, but it’s not a complete salve.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Did somebody say Pigs?



OH YEAH!
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Oh man, that’d rock. Pigs on Trampoline. Like the Man Show ending, but for pigs!
Zoo News, you need to get on this immediately!
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Needs more trampoline.
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I am having no problem visualizing the trampoline that has propelled this monkey/pig combo high into the air. WTF is wrong with YOU two?
I lack an imagination. That’s whats wrong with me.
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The Daily Cal has an article on the ten athletes to pay attention to in the upcoming year. Alex Mack was the only football player mentioned.
Alex Mack, Football
Berkeley breathed a collective sigh of relief when Mack decided to forgo the NFL Draft and return to Strawberry Canyon for his senior season. Last year, the Bears center was one of only three unanimous first-team All-Pac-10 selections, and he was awarded the Morris Trophy for best offensive lineman in the conference, as voted for by the Pac-10’s defensive linemen. Before this season has even begun, the recognition has started to pile up. Mack is on the preseason watch list for both the Rimington Award and the Rotary Lombardi Award, given to the nation’s top center and top offensive or defensive lineman, respectfully. At 6-foot-4 inches and 316 pounds, he’s a big reason that Cal has now had six straight seasons with a 1,000-yard rusher and allowed just 24 sacks over the past two seasons-good for third in the nation.
Apparently, the tree-sitters hold claim to the record of longest urban tree-sit in history. This reminds me of when my hometown (and Nate Longshore/Shane Vereen’s hometown) had someone climb an oak tree and stay there for 71 days to protest its removal to expand a busy road. The whole ordeal looked quite similar to our own tree sitting incident, except the city of Santa Clarita didn’t provide him food and removed him two days after putting up fences and presenting a court order saying he was trespassing. I had forgotten about that whole incident until a few days ago.
They should have gotten Longshore to pelt him with football until the dude fell out of the tree.
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If it were the fourth quarter, he would have just kept missing the guy
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Aug 21, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
BURN!
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Wrong again Fever! It isn’t Longshore’s fault if the Tree Guy runs the wrong route.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
wait wait wait...
So you’re saying that we DIDN’T have to host those tree sitters? The University did it out of the kindness of it’s (according to BDP) blackened-corporate-esque environment-hating heart-hole?
Also, who would have thought I’d appreciate Santa Clarita for something other than being near Magic Mountain.
But what is its proximity to Knotts Berry Farms?
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60 miles north. You know how The Netherlands windmills are world renowned? Six Flags Santa Clarita was world renowned for its parking lot gang fights in the 90’s. I
Yeah, but. . .
. . . right directly across the street- way past the Denny’s. . . up and around McBean Parkway- seriously, just less than a mile inward- BLAMMO! You’re smack dab right in the middle of Danville! Stucco walls, gated communities, swimming pools galore, and miles upon miles of Spanish tiled roofs!
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 21, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
When I first went to Danville, I realized it was basically an exact copy of Santa Clarita but about 10-20 years older.
I’m always amused when looking at Santa Clarita on Google’s satellite maps. Everything everywhere looks exactly the same. Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky and they’re all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.
by Berkelium97 on Aug 21, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me I’m like 6 eps behind on Weeds now. sigh I’m gonna have to catch up.
I love Albert Brooks!
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It's a great place to. . . .
. . .to go on long rides. What always startles me is that crazy ass PG & E plant way back there off a hairpin turn. I swear, there have been many-a Lexus commercials filmed back there! Beautiful country. Just beautiful.
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 21, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Knotts Berry. . . .
. . .has more than one farm? OMIGOD! I’m gonna talk to my parents! They TOLD ME there was only ONE!
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 21, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
As a youth, when my parents took me to Knott’s, I just always wondered what part of life I had failed at in order to not be going to Disneyland.
Everybody, shhh, listen quietly. If you listen hard enough, you can hear it. The sound of a Maharg-free DBD. It’s the sound of freedom!
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Naw!
That’s the sound of Dumpster signing off for the rights to her biography- the sound of $$$-signs, the sound of. . . . .hey you know what? You’re right. Freedom!
"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 21, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You rang? Better late than never.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Apparently, this actually is Watercube.
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This is totes madness!
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I really hope they clear out the protestors by the first home game (as unlikely as it is).
I’m amused by this:
Mogulof said the university consulted with a horticulturalist, who said in a sworn statement that trimming the branches would not harm the trees.
Given that the trees will be cut down soon anyway (hopefully), it seems rather comical to make sure cutting the branches won’t hurt the trees.
by Berkelium97 on Aug 21, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you notice that he said the trees were redwoods?
I popped him an angry email about that one.
by RollOnYouBears667 on Aug 21, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
“If you want me down, you’re going to have to take me down dead,” a male protester yelled from a platform as workers moved up and down in two cherry-pickers, carving off at least 16 branches from the tree by 10:45 a.m.
Dead? Really?
i like that quote in conjuction with this one
As chainsaws buzzed, former tree-sitter Amanda Tierney, 21, whose nickname is “Dumpster Muffin,” stood on the ground and shouted at police and work crews, saying they have “no regard for (protesters’) lives and safety.”
Really? It appears as if the protesters have no regard for their own life and safety.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
She’s like The Maharg!
But more attractive. Meow!
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I thought that too.
WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE FIND BAIL MONEY? WHO WANTS TO GIVE A HOMELESS PERSON A BAIL BOND?
by RollOnYouBears667 on Aug 21, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Twist, please
please, please, don’t ever post those type of photos again.
Hey you other GoldenBlogs administrators (or whatever you are), can you implement some “Community Guidelines” like this so that if Twist ever posts photos like this again, he can get banned!
And I don’t know about the rest of you but shouldn’t that “mock game” referenced above end with Longshore throwing his 27th INT of the fourth quarter? I don’t recall the last time he ever took a knee . . .
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
Look, Oaktown, I understand, I get it. Where you come from wearing fanny packs is weird and different and not “normal.” The word even sounds funny to you, because you are fluent in Australian slang, you fucking yobbo.
But here we are trying to create an inclusive community. Many people all across America wear fanny packs. And if you continue to throw out these packaphobic slurs like “Hey, fanny!” and “What’s that around your waist!,” well, then, get the fuck off my blog. It’s not fair to Fannypack Americans. It’s not a choice for them, they are just born that way.
Born with fanny packs.
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I just can't stand you bleeding heart liberals . . .
fanny packs are just un-American! I’m going to ask my local congressman to seek amendment of the Patriot Act so that fanny packs are banned as a terrorist activity . . . then you’ll get what you deserve!
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on Aug 21, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
huh
apparently, i do have the power to ban Twist. that’s odd. i wouldn’t have thought the platform would allow me to do that.
rubs hands together Excellent!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
With great power comes great responsibility…
Responsibility to ban Twist.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I predict 2,000 fewer page hits and 100 fewer comments.
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And a noticeable increase in Maharg’s runamuckability. I’m the only thing that can contain him about here!
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Yea, but what about the traffic from people who AREN’T you.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Is there any?
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Does that mean I could ban you, too?
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No, for reasons you could never understand.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
It seems lately that there are many reasons I have trouble understanding.
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New Email from the Hippies.
I hadn’t heard from them in a while, I was starting to wonder if they had given up.
Dear friends of the Grove,
UC moved into the grove this morning with arborists and cherry pickers, and started cutting numerous branches from trees in the grove, including the redwood and (apparently) two oaks.
UC claims that this was a pre-planned move for “safety reasons.” However, eyewitnesses at the grove say that the branches are being cut specifically to make it harder or impossible for the tree-sitters to move around. Furthermore, many beautiful tree branches are being defaced in violation of the court injunction against tree-cutting.
We don’t know what will happen, but it’s possible the arborists will attempt to extract the tree-sitters after cutting the branches as they did previously in June.
The tree-sit community has asked for supporters of the grove to come to the grove ASAP to witness this event. They would appreciate as many people as possible to be witnesses.
Sincerely,
Friends of the Oaks
by RollOnYouBears667 on Aug 21, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
Potentially big news. Oregon QB Costa suffered an injury yesterday. Not much is known at the time, but the rumor is it could be “serious.” Addicted To Quack is up to date on all the news.
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Wow, not even willing to hold out for Patrick Chung, Olsonist? Desperate to unload Longshore, you’d take Patrick Chun.
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I just saw this from the AtQ thread:
Note in that GoDucks.com link that there’s been a roster change, with safety William Taylor having left the team and freshman quarterback Robbie Pestal of Acalanes High in Lafayette, Calif., having joined camp. Could just be a coincidence, could be a reaction to a Costa injury. Again, we’ll know more within the hour.
Lamorinda Pride!
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Shortly after this picture was taken...

Desean was named the starter for the Patriots game… coincidence?
The Eagles starting units will see plenty of action Friday night in New England as Andy Reid is slated to play his starters into the 3rd quarter. One starter that will definitely not play is WR Reggie Brown, who will be sidelined with a hamstring strain. Rookie WR DeSean Jackson will take his place in the starting lineup. As far as Shawn Andrews’ status, Coach Reid has been pleased and encouraged by his week of practice but no determination has yet been made on whether he will see action on Friday night.
We got votes!
In the Super 16 poll. They have U$C ranked at #1, followed by Georgia, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Florida. Oregon got votes too.
by RollOnYouBears667 on Aug 21, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't READ it.
I just looked at who got votes. the actual reading part is your job, ragnarok.
by RollOnYouBears667 on Aug 21, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
more reading? i’m in the middle of the Federalist Papers, and it’s taking forever. i don’t have time to read all this crap.
anyway, looks like it’s been around since 1954. another national championship decided by some group of sportswriters. that’s cool, i guess. seems about as legit as any other poll out there.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Johnathan Okanes’ most recent post says Ron Franklin and Ed Cunningham will be the announcers for ABC during the Cal MSU game. I guess this means we won’t hear Brent Musburger’s rantings and ravings this year.
Heather Cox on the sideline, eh?
I’d like Heather Cox on my….wait, I don’t know how to finish this joke.
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Once again, something you don’t understand. If only ESPN had preview articles on jokes that you could crib.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Bill Simmons doesn’t stoop to the level that Twist aspires to.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
New Dumpster Muffin Photos!
I dropped by the tree sit today, and she was standing around gabbing.
Somehow the beach volleyball “we just won the gold medal lets hug while in bathing suits and roll in the sand” victory celebration isn’t the same when it’s Rodgers and Dalhausser doing the celebrating. But Dalhausser’s awesome shaved head does make him look like he’s from the future, to steal from Seinfeld.

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