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Previewing the Season : Arizona

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Game #6 : October 18 @ Arizona, 7:00 PM (televised on Comcast Sports Net West).

TwistNHook:  Who would have thought that Willie Tuitama would look like one of the best bets for solid QB play in all of the Pac10?  With all the uncertainty surrounding QBs these days, Arizona has to be feeling pretty decent about itself.  But what about the rest of the team?

Yellow Fever:  Well, they lost their top cover guy in Antoine Cason, so their secondary can't be all that fantastic this year.  Or can it?

And this is an aside not really related to Arizona specifically, but I think it bears asking; if the spread is so god damn effective even with a mediocre team like Arizona, why the hell aren't more teams using it?  Obviously, a lot of them are, but if Arizona can use it that effectively and see those kinds of results in one year, what is everyone else waiting for?

TwistNHook:  We tried the spread (TedSpread) back in 06 to mixed results.

And what team did we lose to that year (and on the road at that)?

Arizona.

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ragnarok:  Has the spread really worked for Arizona?  I mean, they're better than they were, but they're still not *good*.  They've managed to pull a few upsets over the past few years, but even with a veteran quarterback (Tuitama) and the supposedly 'magical' spread offense, they still ranked just 56th in scoring offense last year, putting up 28 points per game.  Further, when you consider that 42% of their points last year came in blowouts of UW (92th in scoring defense), WSU (97th) and Northern Arizona (a 6-5 I-AA team), their offense actually looks pretty mild.  5 times last year they scored 20 or fewer points, including a 21-20 loss at home to Stanford, who ranked just 65th in scoring defense.

The spread offense, like the option before it, has been very effective at leveling the playing field for less-talented squads.  It generally does this by trying to create mismatches in space, where smaller, shiftier guys can exploit it.  However, bigger and faster defenses can work to shut down the spread (which is why you never see it in the NFL), and as more and more teams adopt the spread as their base offense, fewer opposing defenses are surprised by it, thus weakening its effect.

You also need the right kind of QB to run the spread, which is why, after Dennis Dixon went down last year, Oregon's offense ground to a halt under Brady Leaf's statuesque 'guidance'.

HydroTech:  If Arizona was a drug, I'd be high on Arizona.  In fact, I'm high on Arizona.  I think this team is capable of a bowl season after a 10 year drought.

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"Yes, Virginia, there was a time when Arizona football was good."

On offense, Arizona looks to be pretty good.  QB Tuitama returns (62.4% completions; 28/12 TD/INT ratio).  RB Nicholas Grigsby returns (4.4 yard average, 759 yards).  Top 4 WRs Mike Thomas, Terrell Turner, Rob Gronkowski, and Delashaun Dean return.  WR Thomas is a very good wide receiver and shouldn't be taken for granted considering his small 5'8" 195 lb. size.  He had 83 receptions for 1038 (12.5 average) and 11 TDs last season.  Considering how much Arizona throws the ball he's almost assuredly going to have similar stats in 2008.  Thomas will play in the NFL next year.  On the OL, Arizona returns 4/5ths of it's line.  All four returning starters pretty much started all of last season so assuming a player gets better with more and more experience, Arizona's OL should provide better pass protection for Tuitama when Tuitama attempts an average of 44 passes a game!  As for the running game though, that is probably Arizona's weak spot on offense.  While their returning RB Nicholas Grigsby does average a solid 4.4 yards per carry, with Arizona becoming more and more of a passing team the OL has become bigger and slower and not ideal for run blocking.  Nevertheless, Arizona only runs Grigsby around 13 times a game so it's not like Arizona will be playing to their weakness.

On defense though, Arizona only has 3 returning starters.  If Arizona wants to make it's first bowl game in 10 years, it'll be up to their offense to keep them in the game while the defense presumably goes through the growing pains of breaking in new fresh players.  All in all, I do think Arizona has a very good chance at making a bowl game.  Afterall, they do play perennial cupcakes Idaho, Toledo, and New Mexico.  Assuming they clean the table of the junk food, they'll only have to win 3 more Pac-10 games to be bowl eligible and 4 games to guarantee a bowl berth.  Arizona should have a better record in 2008 than their talent level (due to the cupcake schedule), but I do think this team is a solid middle of the road Pac-10 team and should put up a decent fight against most teams.

I'm sayin a Cal win 38-28.

TwistNHook:  They cal Arizona cheesin', because it's Fon To Due.

I hope Hydro is right about Arizona making a bowl this year.  Because that might be the only thing to save Stoops' job, after a 17-29 record over 4 seasons.  And I so love my "Will Mike Stoops Head Explode This Game?" bets I make with all my friends.

Don't take that away from me, Arizona AD.  Don't do it!

HydroTech:  Wow, TwistNHook actually said something insightful.

ragnarok:  Yeah, that's two roundtables in a row.  One more and HE'S ON FIRE!!!

TwistNHook:  BOOMSHAKALAKA!  While a lot has been made of the improved Arizona offense (they were 10th in the nation in passing last year), let's not forget the D.  We already mentioned the loss of their stud DB.  Devin Ross is the man tasked to replace Cason there.  He has apparently impressed in practice, but we shall see.  They only have 3 returning starters, none of which are on the DLine.  A completely brand new DLine.  That can't bode well, can it?

The concern is that Longshore doesn't play as well on the road as he does at home.  I would feel more comfortable with Riley playing this game, but who knows?  Cal will clearly need to put up a lot of points to win it.  This one could be tougher than many people think.  Nonetheless, I think we get revenge for the Big Toe Game back in 06.  Tons of fireworks in this one.  Massive offensive explosions.  Cal 8-4.

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Yellow Fever:  I don't see Arizona making a bowl this year.  Why?  Because I never have!  BA DUM CHING  Cal 53-2.

Ragnarok:  34-17.

CBKWit:  We better beat these guys.  On the list of incredibly painful defeats from the last 6 years (@ Oregon '03 & '05, OSU this year, every game in LA), Arizona '06 might be alone at the top.  Even if you forget all of the almost moments, like the Hawk tripping on himself at the 1 yard line and DeSean stepping 1 centimeter out of bounds, the play that sticks in my mind was the abominable PI call on Daymeion Hughes.  That single call kept us out of the rose bowl.  Just typing this is making me nauseous again.

I like that we play them relatively early in the season.  Every year in November, Stoops somehow riles up the troops to pull off a major upset which saves his job for another 9 months.  The year before we were brutalized in 2006, Arizona crushed a luck inflated top 10 UCLA team, and last year they simultaneously ended Dennis Dixon's Heisman campaign and Oregon's National Championship hopes.  As long as we play them in September or October, I'm completely fine with Stoops going 5-7 and beating a top 10 team in November to save his job for the next 20 years.  31-27 Cal.

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Bear in mind...

that Arizona’s spread offense is more along the lines of Mike Leach’s “Air Raid” offense at Texas Tech than RichRod’s spread at WVU or Urban Meyer’s at Florida.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 8:03 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was gonna ask...

By spread do you mean chuck the ball 50 times in a row hoping someone will catch it?

Also what’s with this talk about Tuitama and Jake Locker (UDub). I agree they have “potential” and they are returning starters. But for fucks sake Ayoob had potential. I understand the love for Tuitama a bit more than Locker but why is everyone so high on them?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasn’t as much saying that Tuitama is going to be a great QB. He has shown flashes of brilliance, we’ll see if he can maintain consistency there.

What I was saying is that with all the uncertainty at QB across the board (strong QB concerns at Cal, UCLA, USC, Stanford, Oregon, UDub, and, I think, OSU), all of a sudden Tuitama doesn’t look quite as bad as before. If he can make strides going forward, this could be a solid team.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Disagree with "concerns" at Cal

Whoever wins the starting job will rock. Uncertainty, yes. Concerns, no.

by OskiMonsta on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope you are right there, OskiMontana. But I still see the uncertainty there as a strong concern. Yes, we have 2 great QBs out there, but it could lead to problems as has been gone over ad nauseum.

I’d much rather have Longshore/Riley over Tuitama, but Arizona’s situation is quite a bit more settled.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frankly, I don’t quite understand the hype around Locker. Sure he’s a pain in the defense’s ass because he can run around the field and is big enough to break a cornerback’s tackle, but as a passer he leaves MUCH to be desired. Right now he’s mostly a single-threat QB who has potential to make things happen with his feet.

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by HydroTech on Aug 18, 2008 9:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jake Locker is the Pac-10’s Tebow. Tebow wasn’t a great passer his freshman year either, but look how he evolved.

Locker plays on a terrible team, but he single-handedly carries it. He will make plays happen and he’s a game-changer. Next year, he’s going to be scary. Hell, if we put Locker on Cal’s team last year, it’d be crazy. Imagine running a spread with Locker having the option to handoff to Forsett, throw to Jackson, Hawkens, Jordan, Stevens, or Morrah, or take it himself.

And remember this – the Pac-10’s leading returning rusher is Locker, not an RB.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, sure, but how good is Locker at throwing the ball away?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was also his freshman year. Like I said, give the guy a chance.

And I wrote a ton on the damn spread offense – someone respond to it before I feel like I wasted time.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are different variants on the spread. The basic idea is to use up all the field and “spread” the defense out to tire them and take advantage of mismatches. The college preview edition of Sports Illustrated had a great article on how the offense came to be and broke down a sample play bit-by-bit.

The style Arizona uses is putting out a ton of wide receivers and throwing the ball fifty times a game.

The other style is more of what Oregon uses – spread the defense thin, but now you have a great QB and a strong RB that can both be running options. Read the defense, adapt the play to what you see, and run the play. Run a no-huddle offense so the defense tires out (as we saw towards the end of last year’s Oregon game) and can’t adjust to changes.

The problem is this – how the hell do you defend against it? How can you logically defend against the spread that Oregon or WVU used? Cover the receivers and they’ll run the ball at you with their RBs. Run after the RBs and they’ll use play action, then the QB will run and either keep it himself or chuck it to an open receiver.

Cal figured out how to control the spread, but it took mistakes on Oregon’s part to lose the game – four turnovers in the fourth quarter.

WVU, though, has been figured out by South Florida in the past two years and Pittsburgh, who somehow held that offense to nine points, last year.

It’s an intruiging development in college football. It’s the new wishbone.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does the A-11 work into this?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate you...

A-11 is really the spread taken to an extreme level that completely occupies the defense, thorws tons of eligible receivers out there, and, in the right situations, lets the QB(s) run the ball underneath.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn, you said “Somebody respond!” and I responded and this is what I get. oy!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey now...

I actually responded seriously to your inquiry, even though you weren’t seriously posing the question in a serious manner.

Seriously.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey now!

After watching the Alex Smith experience burn with my beloved Niners, I am hesitant for any Spread QB. Smith was a god with Meyer and then just flamed out at the NFL level. Maybe this is just one example, but it burns brightly in my mind.

Also, after the 2004 Holiday Bowl, I hate hate hate hate hate the spread. So, now there are 2(!) reasons to hate it.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Smith experience isn’t over, although Irish bar/QB J.T. O’Sullivan may get in the way given Martz’ loverfest for him.

The spread can’t work in the NFL. Defenses are too fast and too strong. In college, there are tremendous mismatches.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too bad you didn’t go back in time and tell the Niners to draft Rodgers!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did...

Two years before the Desean Jackson fiasco, but the Niners still couldn’t hear me yelling at the tv.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes. Yes it does.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or design small flyers with this image on it

And a witty caption.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 10:14 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where’s ZooNews when you need him?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully preparing hell.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 10:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or madness. Tedford knows I love me some madness!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought you loved yourself some watercube.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why can’t it be both?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why can’t I mock you in the nothing?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 10:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What has ever stopped you from that?

Clearly, somebody’s bitter!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nailed It!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 10:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m confused and awed at the roast turkey in the corner.

by sec119 on Aug 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aw, Slater is cut off on my screen…

by zoonews on Aug 18, 2008 12:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But what is this?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, so what defenses might work best to stopping the spread? Is our new 3-4 defense more or less likely to work towards stopping the spread?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If implemented properly, it should hamper the efforts of a spread, especially Arizona’s, by getting more pressure on the QB, so he doesn’t have time to make the any reads past the first read, which should hopefully be covered.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would you be more likely to bring a LB on a blitz in that situation? Having 4 LBs out there makes it seem more likely that there would be sufficient defenders in space to guard the receivers while also keeping an eye on the RB. As compared to the 4 DLinemen, which would be less adept at guarding the receivers.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, the whole point of 3-4, to my understanding, is that you will send a fourth rusher in when you feel like it and the QB has no idea which one the fourth rusher is.

So that extra rusher would be good at creating pressure. It seems that QB pressure is really the only way to stop a spread – otherwise, if a QB has time, he has so many options with receivers running different routes, that he can chuck it to his fourth, fifth read. Worse, is a back or an LB misses a tackle, it’s basically open field since the defense is spread so thin.

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was this a sufficient amount of legitimate football talk? Did I sound intelligent? I’m trying as hard as I can here, but without the requisite amount of “Nailed It”s and “That’s what she said” I’m sort of out of my element.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you just pretend to be stupid when I talk to you? I am surprised, TwistNHook. I am seeing a different side to you. An intelligent side.

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by HydroTech on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A lot different than the naked side you are used to seeing?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nailed it! That’s what she said.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, ok, now I’m feeling more at ease here.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 19, 2008 6:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what she said.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, 3-4 works well by bringing a 4th rusher (usually a LB). As you said, the offense rarely knows which one it will be. Plus it puts a faster and more athletic LB against a slower OL. Plus, 3-4 works a lot better with zone blitzes than the 4-3. Also, b/c there are 4 linebackers (or 3 if you blitz one) in the short middle hook zones, it makes it harder for spread teams to make those easy TE or WR drag routes right over the middle in the spaces vacated by the DL.

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by HydroTech on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I were playing college football, I would have the boxiest shoulder pads in the UNIVERSE. I would clown the shoulder pads on the UA guys in that cover shot. I also would bring back the bare midriff look, as a slap in the face to every junior high principal that has ever banned the steeze.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I, for one, can’t get over Tedy Bruschi’s mullet.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 10:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs


AC Slater comes to mind…

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 10:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe I'm just stating the obvious...

but when does AC Slater not come to mind?

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well he certainly doesn’t come to mind very often during intimate time with my lady…

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or does he?

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No. No, he doesn’t.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is Twist answering for Itchy? Are they the same person? Madness!

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Could it be that I am the lady?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m both extremely turned on and covered in vomit right now.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is both!

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are those pinatas digitally placed in the photo?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think that type of technology exists on the internet.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, now we REALLY need Zoo News!!!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, the words I KAN HAZ KELY KAPOWSKI? would look pretty sweet on that photo right about now.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zoo News has failed us all.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll fill in... very poorly, I might add.

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame Zoo News for this.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahah its so real.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I say I love you for putting “LOL WUT” on there?

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the answer is they BOTH have jock itch?

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has anybody noticed that Zach is playing a long haired attorney on some TNT drama now. Awkward!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Equally awkward was the guest star role he had on Law and Order: SVU. He played a married straight father, who delves into the fabulous world of gay pornography in order to earn extra scrilla. I believe a murder occurs at some point.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lies

There are no murders in Law and Order

by Rishi on Aug 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, that part i made up.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m speechless. I don’t want to know what websites you had to find to get those pictures.

by sec119 on Aug 18, 2008 12:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do NOT image search “jock itch”. Don’t do it. Bad idea. Baaaaaad idea.

by zoonews on Aug 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it as bad as the Wikipedia article for penis size?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see this ending poorly for all involved.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 18, 2008 3:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get paid to clusterfuck.

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And i get paid to insert 90’s tv references into CGB threads.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does the A-11 work into this?

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A-11 + A- 22 = 90’s TV references.

by Itchy25 on Aug 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A-33?

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by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2A-33 or something like that.

by OskiMonsta on Aug 19, 2008 4:07 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, I’m with you so far, but how the hell do I find X in that equation?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 19, 2008 7:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you get paid if it’s only a mild clusterfuck or does it have to be hot and/or muy picante?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 18, 2008 5:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get paid based on the number of clusters that are fucked.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 18, 2008 11:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m a union cluster fucker. Which means tha — Oh, is that the closing time whistle? See you tomorrow!

by sec119 on Aug 18, 2008 11:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s people like you who are everything that’s wrong with this country. Clusterfucking Scabs FTW!!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Aug 19, 2008 7:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs


Sometimes it’s just better not to interfere and to let work take care of itself.

by Berkelium97 on Aug 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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