Tony Gonzalez Outdoes Even Tony Gonzalez!
Chiefs TE Gonzalez saves man's life in restaurant
A California man says Pro Bowl tight end Tony Gonzalez of the Kansas City Chiefs kept him from choking to death. "Tony saved my life. There's no doubt," Ken Hunter, a shipping company manager, told The Associated Press in a phone interview from Huntington Beach, Calif. "Tony came up behind me and gave me the Heimlich maneuver. Thank God he was there."
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings
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You. Are. My. Hero.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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I'm glad I'm not the only one...
who isn’t afraid to a little man-love.
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Who is better? Marshawn or Tony G?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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Best Quote:
“After just a few seconds, the piece of meat popped out,” Hunter said. “I could breathe again. It’s a good thing Tony is so tall because I had stood up — I think.”
Should I even ask...
why you have Hall ‘n Oates as your profile pic? Rhetorical question! Don’t ask, don’t tell!
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Because I'm tired of playing on the team...
...It seems I don’t get time out anymore. What a change if we set the pace face to face, no one even trying to score. Oh oh, I can feel the magic of your touch, and when you move in close a little bit means so much. Ooh yeah, you’ve got to understand baby, time out is what I’m here for! One on one, I wanna play that game tonight. One on one, I know! I wanna play that one on one, I wanna play that game tonight. One on one so slow!
I heard if you multiple any integer by Tony Gonzalez, you get infinity. And if you take the derivative of Tony Gonzalez, it approaches infinity. And if I knew anything about math, I might be able to make this joke funny.
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I heard horse steroids is what makes Tony G. Tony G.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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What’s that elbow greased up with? Olive oil? Or horse steroids?
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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I didnt know Tony G could express sadness. Well, I’ve learned something new today. Superheros can feel.
"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely
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heroes don't like losing
When we do lose a tough game, it’s not uncommon to see Tony sitting in front of his locker and not removing his pads for 20 minutes. It’s not because Tony is upset because he has not been thrown enough passes. Tony is about winning first and always has been. His postgame disappointment is about not being able to do more to help the Chiefs win. He hates to accept defeat. Great players are never satisfied with a loss.

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