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DBD 7.7.08 Why can't the weekend last forever?

As great as a 3 day weekend is, a 3 week weekend would be even better.  And think how amazing a 3 month weekend would be!  I need to become a rich trust fund baby.  Then, my weekend lasts forever. 

But here, there is something to look forward to for next weekend!  Marshawn is coming to town!  I hadn't heard of this, but I just literally stumbled upon it Thursday afternoon.  Generally, we are loath to allow commercial promotion here, but since a)I wanted to tell others of Marshawn coming to town and b)we are in no way affiliated with this company, I figured it'd be OK.  All the information is available here.  You have to pay at least 30 bucks, but it is worth it to me!

Of course the next question is do you wear a Marshawn jersey to a Marshawn signing.  Is that too much like wearing the bands t-shirt to its concert?  Or would I be acting "Too Cool For School" by NOT wearing it?  *sigh*

I mean I don't want to appear to be like super fan, but (BUT!) who the fuck am I kidding?  I mean c'mon!

Alright, enough about that, let's get to some links. 

If you are a woman, who likes Cal football, don't forget about the Cal women's huddle.  Although I have never been (for obvious reasons), I have heard fun time is had by all. 

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WOMEN'S HUDDLE

DATE: August 1, 2008
TIME: 4:30-6:00pm Registration, Event Begins at 6:00pm, social to follow event
AGE: Women 21+
PRICE: $35 Pre-Registration (Deadline July 28th) $40 at the door


I don't know why you have to be over 21 to attend.  And I don't know why Coach Tedford decided to blast that woman in the face with the megaphone.  But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here!

Emily Silver, a former Cal swimmer, is going to the olympics!  Here is an interview with her. 

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CalBears.com: How has Cal contributed to your Olympic quest?

Silver: "Being here and being surrounded by so many amazing athletes, being able to train with Natalie Coughlin every day, Erin Reilly, Ashley Chandler, all these different elite athletes, has allowed me to really start to believe that I could be at that level. To be able to compete with them, to be able to train with them every day to see what they do, to have amazing coaches like Teri McKeever and Kristen Lewis and have them believe in me, to just really know that there are other people out there who believe I can do it, that's allowed me to really start to believe. I think if I had gone to school anywhere else I wouldn't have felt this way."

Natalie Coughlin and Jessica Hardy, also former Cal swimmers, are going to the olympics, too!  This is Natalie's 3rd event.

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With all the news about Cal women's swimmers making the Olympic team, it is unsurprising that the Cal women's swim coach, Teri McKeever, has been named to the Olympic coaching staff. 

Regarded as one of the best swimming mentors in the United States, McKeever also served as an assistant coach at the 2004 Games in Athens. The 16th-year head coach at Berkeley, McKeever was also the first woman to be named head coach of the national team at a major international meet (the 2006 Pan Pacific meet in British Columbia). She also served as an assistant coach for the U.S. team during World Championship competition in 2003, 2005 and 2007. Other international coaching duties included assistant roles with the 2001 Goodwill Games and the 2002 Pan Pacific Championships.

Nathan Adrian, another Cal swimmer, made the olympics, too!  Cal appears to be well-represeted in swimming.

But Cal has other athletes, too.  Grace Upshaw, former Cal track star, is making the Olympic team in the long jump!

On a different tack, here is a Indybay article demanding ninjas to get supplies to the tree-sitters. 

Besides the fact the the food conditions are deplorable, the sitters need company, gear, and nothing short of a miracle. Attempts at resupplying the Oaks Grove have had compromises in security. Oaks Defenders are being followed throughout Berkeley by undercover agents, as well as UCPD patrols. Meetings are being crashed by infiltrators. Actions have failed due to the fact that the UCPD has been one step ahead, increasing patrol at planned locations and times.

I was one of those infiltrators!

This is a call for "Ninja's" with climbing experience to break the lines and sneak into the grove. There is a need for sitters and setters to occupy and set the oaks below the Coast Redwood Stronghold. Most importantly, a network of traverse lines need to be set to allow sitters and supplies to reach the defenders who are held hostage by the network of cops and fences surrounding the grove. This is vital for the defense of this action.

Cal's response to the tree-sitters action for declarative relief from last week.  The link should take you to the Register Of Actions at Domain Web.  You need to click on the Opposition on 6.30.08.  Or you can view it here in .pdf thanks to a fine gentleman at Bear Insider.

The best line:

"Here is the non-legal response:  They have some nerve." 

OH, SNAP!  I would NOT want to be a tree-sitter right now.

Dump Away!

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I think you should wear a Desmond Bishop jersey to Marshawn’s signing, but with no name on it.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Maybe I’ll wear my Brock Mansion jersey.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Grace Upshaw, the long jumper.

We graduated from Acalanes High, together. She did look a lot hotter in high school, when she didn’t look like one of those muscle builders. I hate women who are more toned than I! Actually, I’m frightened of them.

Since Twist is the perverted contributor, what you get off by a woman leaping 22 feet into your lap? Inquiring minds want to know, but be sure to wear a cup. I imagine that leading foot can be a boy killer.

by Jan K Oski on Jul 7, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Acalanes, eh? Campo High says boo to you!

Moreover, when did I become the perverted contributor?? From now on, I’m doing everything PG. Or at least PG 13.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 10:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I’ve got $5 that says you don’t make it through the day with those standards. To help myself in this bet, Dumpster Muffin called and wants you back.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 7, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Yknow, I think PG 13 allows bare breasts. So….........I’m not going to finish that Dumpster Muffin-related joke for the sake of our combined sanity!

Hey, how do you know Zach Bruno, GDLV?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 11:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I'll play your game, you rogue...

What combined sanity?

Through numerous mutual acquaintances.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 7, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

how do you like them apples?

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 8, 2008 8:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

"Moreover, when did I become the perverted contributor??"

Um, Twist… I think that happened when you started to dress like the Sesame Street version of Don Johnson.

by danzig on Jul 7, 2008 11:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Are you knocking the suspenders? Don’t you DARE knock the suspenders!

Moreover, seersucker4life.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 11:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

haahha…I seriously never thought I’d be saying this but… where are those queer eye dudes when you need them?

by danzig on Jul 7, 2008 11:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

one trip to urban outfitters and i could have twist beyond dressed. and im straight.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 11:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Damn, it looks like some of you are stepping. Don’t step. You best not be stepping! Are you stepping?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 4:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i had a step haircut in 7th grade, it was an ill look. don’t let that discourage you from letting me dress you.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

It's all about the step haircut

That’s why I rock it to this day. Twist will back me up on that.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 7, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

did you part it in the middle? that was THE LOOK. except if you tried to do that when your hair was too short you’d end up looking like a saloon owner from the 1800’s.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Somebody is going to have to explain what a “step haircut” is.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

here’s a bit of a look to give you the idea.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

MY EYES! MY EYES! WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME??

And you dare judge me for fashion? UNBELIEVABLE! Just for that, I’m rocking the scoop neck and cowboy hat. OUT OF SPITE!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i always thought of these as ‘bowl’ haircuts, but maybe that’s just the immigrant in me.

by sec119 on Jul 7, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

bowl haircut is absolutely correct as well.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

sigh

I, too, had one of those.

I hope some hipster tries to bring it back, so that I can feel good about myself for not having it anymore.

by sec119 on Jul 7, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Were they popular in the early 90s?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

yes, id say early to mid

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

If it’s not already back, it’ll be soon enough.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 5:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Is Don Johnson Twist’s idol, because it would make a lot of sense.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 7, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

twist- it would be a shame for you not to wear the jersey. you don’t have to be embarrassed. you are wearing the proper clothing for the setting. Just like how my niece wears her princess leia earbuns when she goes to star wars conventions. To finish off the outfit, have you considered a button-photo of dumpster muffin? kinda like what we used to get from AYSO Photo Day, those buttons our moms would proudly affix to their purse.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Brilliant!

Let’s forget about the Gold out. Instead, we should do a No Dumpster Muffin button day!

No Dumping in Memorial, August 30th!

by Jan K Oski on Jul 7, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Cal Bear Football Team Report on Yahoo!

Nothing we don’t already know, and some errors that we would never make as Caliholics, but it’s readable.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;_ylt=AkmjXnL7dRRosS1gIZ0Z4NQ5nYcB?slug=teamreports-2008-ncaaf-ccd&prov=sportsxchange&type=team_report

by Jan K Oski on Jul 7, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

More News from the Trees...

http://cbs5.com/localwire/22.0.html?type=bcn&item=FOURTH-PROTESTER-baglm

Best line: “Buckwald said that although university police prevented most supplies from getting through, supporters managed to float a balloon containing supplies up to the tree-sitters.”

I wonder what was attached to the balloon? Ganja has my vote.

Timber!

by Jan K Oski on Jul 7, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Buckwald said the remaining tree-sitters “have been through a lot and are already stressed.”

The tears for these tree-sitters burn my cheeks.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 4:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

in case you can't get enough of these hippies...

from the Bear Insider:

Event Details: ==================

What: City Visions Radio presents: “Protests from the Treetops: A closer look at the controversy surrounding the oak grove at UC-Berkeley”
When: Monday, July 7, 2008; 7:00p.m.
– 8:00p.m. Call in with your questions and comments to: (415) 841-4134 or email us at feedback@cityvisionsradio.com.
Where: City Visions Radio, 91.7 FM KALW or listen online at
www.cityvisionsradio.com
On Monday, July 7th City Visions will take a closer look at the 18 month struggle over a grove of trees on the UC-Berkeley campus. These trees are slated to be cut down in preparation for a new athletic facility on campus and protesters have taken to the treetops to oppose the University’s plan. The birth place of the free speech movement, UC-Berkeley is no stranger to protests. Community members have been outspoken on both sides of the debate, and have been at the heart of the controversy surrounding these trees.
What is the history of protests in the oak grove? What is the impact of this type of political activism? What recourse do citizens and community groups have if they disagree with either city or University plans?
Guests:
-Dan Mogulof, Executive Director, External Affairs at University of California at Berkeley -Carolyn Jones, Reporter, East Bay bureau of the San Francisco Chronicle -Shirley Dean, former Mayor of Berkeley
Join the conversation with your questions and comments on City Visions, Monday July 7th at 7:00p.m. on 91.7, KALW, San Francisco, your local public radio station.
“Protests from the Treetops: A closer look at the controversy surrounding the oak grove at UC-Berkeley” will air on Monday, July 7,
2008 at 7:00p.m. on City Visions Radio, KALW 91.7 FM. To listen live online, visit
www.cityvisionsradio.com. During the show call in with your questions and comments to: (415) 841-4134 or email us at feedback@cityvisionsradio.com

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 7, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

im so glad i was born with minimal competitive drive… what kind of loony tune wants to keep playing football, getting hit by big brutes in freezing weather, when he could be searching for the worlds greatest margarita or the worlds smallest bikini… brett, you a legend my man, but its that time…

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

The most Hypocritical documentary i've EVER seen

If you have the time:
BBC-My Big Breasts and Me

Obviously a woman made this documentary and I’d imagine it pisses off more women than men. It’s like listening to billionaires talk about how too much money makes them unhappy.

by danzig on Jul 7, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I didnt click on the link to be on the safe side (work computer), but is it safe to assume it is a documentary about women expressing concern over the large size of their breasts?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Sorta

It’s about three women. You have one older woman who does have over-sized breasts… I can believe her. But another one is a 19 year old hottie who hates how her breasts look and all the attention they get. The third one is a hot 20 year old girl whining about how much attention her boobs get and how her back hurts (of course she still has to wear high heels).

The hypocrisy I’m talking about really comes through at the end when both the hot chicks conclude that they love their breasts…one of them becomes a model… but the WHOLE thing is about how breasts suck, then at the end it says “syke”.

It’s a long documentary (had to masturbate twice just to get through it) but worth watching.

by danzig on Jul 7, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Dude, I masturbated twice just reading your post. How long could this documentary be????

That’s not PG13…............is it?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 7, 2008 5:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

HAHAAHAHAAAA

I’m rolling. It’s just an hour long. It’s a BBC made-for-TV docu. It’s rated R but nudity is normal for European TV…

Plus I’m totally digging on that 19 year old “39G” girl. They know how to rack up those ratings.

by danzig on Jul 7, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Tony is the Man

On the otherhand, Canseco can go jump off a very high cliff. My sister was once pushed from behind by Canseco on a dance floor, and the ape didn’t apologize. As a life-time A’s fan, I wouldn’t believe anything out of his mouth or spend any money that would go to him. One word, low life. He probable would give Twist some steep competition for Ms. Muffin’s clam. Opps, I just made myself sick.

by Jan K Oski on Jul 7, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Sort of off-topic but still related to college football...

(WARNING. Not work safe link below. Also probably not girlfriend or wife safe either.)

But as a heterosexual man (aside from my HUGE man-crush on Nate Longshore), I feel very very obligated to notify other male (and any interested female readers) of this fine thread from the ASU board.

I <3 Longshore

by HydroTech on Jul 7, 2008 10:57 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

i attended arizona state for 3 semesters...

If there were a heaven for boners, it would probably be quite similar to ASU.

by Itchy25 on Jul 7, 2008 11:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs


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