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7.31.08 DBD WE'RE #17! WE'RE #17!

At least according to SBN sister site Dawg Sports and their writer T. Kyle King.  Normally, the First Initial Middle Name Last Name thing falls into my pretentious name (a la T. Nathanial Hook).  But I should be nice to Mr. King, because he put us in his preliminary top 25.  We are the 4th Pac10 team there behind USC ASU and Oregon.  Fair enough, dude.  Fair enough.  I'm just happy to see us in the Top 25, even if it's, well, just one of "us." 

 

 

Natalie Coughlin, seen here preparing to marry me in my "Olympic Dreamzzzz Wedding Ceremony," was named a Team Captain of the Olympic Team.  Go Mrs. TwistNHook!

Berkeley - Two-time Olympian, world record holder and Cal swimming legend Natalie Coughlin, along with Dara Torres and Amanda Beard were selected as the women's team captains for the 2008 U.S. Olympic Swim Team announced on Wednesday.

On the men's side, three-time Olympians Erik Vendt and Jason Lezak, and two-time Olympian and world record-holder Brendan Hansen were selected as captains. Team captains were selected by a team vote at the team's domestic training camp held in Palo Alto, Calif., last week.

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via grfx.cstv.com

Q+A with Olympic swimmer Martii Aljand.

CalBears.com: How has Cal helped you attain this dream?

 

Aljand: "I think at some point change is always positive. I trained with the same coach for over 10 years, but there was a stage at which I though I got all the information I could from him, so I needed a change really bad. The team I have here is very competitive, racing in a competition every day."

I have to appear in Vallejo at 8:30 on an Estate, so I don't have much time left.  I have to leave early to get up there.  Ai!  Oh well, I'm not sad, because this Estate started when I was in law school and has been dragging on and on and on as the children and ex-wife battled over all the money.  And now its closed!  Yay!

I'll leave you with something awesome:

Tedford_wife_medium

via www.americanfootballmonthly.com

Helloooo, Mrs. Tedford!  GO BEARS!

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The jerseys look better here than they do in the online shop. Oh who am I kidding, I’m gonna buy one anyways.

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by 408 on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Theyd look a lot better without all the swooshes there.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it, at least on the pants. They look like they got attacked by a bear … Wait a minute, we’re supposed to be the bears. Why are we attacking ourselves? Nevermind, I hate it.

by sec119 on Jul 31, 2008 9:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On Jahvid, the swooshes look like claws coming out of his hands. Like Wolverine.

Fierce!

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 9:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again, to recap, the claw marks and the swoosh are two different things. I have confused you all.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks a lot. Now I look like the idiot. So, what I meant to say is the claw marks look like claws. The pants look like pants and the helmets look like helmets too.

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 10:16 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The numbers are definitely numeric.

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That doesn’t look like Thomas DeCoud at all, though!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 10:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you add up those numbers, you get 84. 8 – 4. 8 and 4.OMG IT’S A PREMONITION!!!!

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 11:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe the bear has a swoosh-shaped claw. It could happen…

by sec119 on Jul 31, 2008 12:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Nike swoosh looks like a flaccid penis. Can I say flaccid penis on CGB?

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Jul 31, 2008 2:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lookie there, you just did.

let’s call it a ‘limp noodle’ and be done with it. euphemisms are more fun, anyway.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 31, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ya, i dont really dig the yellow skidmarks either… like our team was raped by bears in the locker room…

by Itchy25 on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, you can’t say it. You can post a giant photo of a statue with it, but you can’t say it.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t like the neck stuff but otherwise thumbs up. But what happened to Worrell’s face?

by OskiMonsta on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another Boateng video with a hand full of clips of Best (shirt off), Calvin and Ross

Go Bears!

Looks like Best is truly 100%

If this is a repost, sorry!

I've got enough man-love for Longshore and Riley.

by Jan K Oski on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Important Question Re: Best

Are we all in agreement on the “Jahvid the Jet” nickname? Or are there other options out there. I mean, it’s good, but I feel it lacks the pizazz of say “Beastmode” or “Tha1”.

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll prolly just stick with JB. He actually has cool calligraphy J and B tattooed on the back of his arms.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about just “DemonSpeed.”

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 31, 2008 10:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, that’s too close to “Demon Seed” or “Demon Spooge”... both of which were very popular Japanese anime series.

by danzig on Jul 31, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a) yikes that those exist
b) yikes that you know they exist
c) yikes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 31, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just "Jet"

“Jahvid the Jet” sounds like a cute, anthropomorphic cartoon rocket.

“JB” is fine, but it’s not a sports nickname – it’s too simple, too much like what that douchey guy at the office would call anyone with those initials.

The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die

by Calfan on Jul 31, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a couple days old, but here’s SMQ’s All-Up-and-Coming offensive team. Jahvid Best makes the cut, and Kevin Riley is an honorable mention.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This Just In: Coach Harbaugh's skeleton trying to jump out of his body!
“I’m so happy it’s starting early,” Cardinal Coach Jim Harbaugh said Monday at the annual Bay Area media gathering in San Francisco. “I’m jumping out of my skin to get started.”

And some other filler material about bay area college football here.

I’ll save you the time and give the bullet point breakdown here (someone tell me how to do bullet points please):
-Stanfurd is starting practice early with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind
-Cal was almost #1 last year, then took the world’s biggest dump on the rest of the season
-Who’s gonna start at QB for Cal? And furd? And SJSU? I don’t know. Do you?
-San Jose State has a football team.

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hold the presses!

SJSU has a football team! No kiddin! And, I thought they closed the doors on their program when they stopped being the sacrificial lamb for the Bears.

I've got enough man-love for Longshore and Riley.

by Jan K Oski on Jul 31, 2008 10:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my, oh my my my my. i dream one day for someone to offer me money not to do something. im very good at not doing things.

by Itchy25 on Jul 31, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m the BEST EVER at not doing shit. Pay me some money!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll get around to it.

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Jul 31, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll pay you not to pay him money. That way we all win (because Twist loses, and isn’t that a win in all our books?)

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 31, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my favorite quote

Coach Tedford gave up play-calling duties in large part because he wanted to pay more attention to the team as a whole—namely, the defense. Did you see a difference during spring practices?

WW: Yeah. It was kind of crazy. It was the first time since I’ve been here - four years almost - that I see him on our side of the ball, over here watching us. I was like, ‘What’s going on? Are we in trouble?’ He wants to make his presence felt everywhere. He wants to be involved in everything a little bit. He didn’t put the clamps on. Spring ball was fun. It was loose. We were laughing, joking and playing hard-nosed football. I got asked the question about our laughing and having fun and how we could be doing that coming off the season we’d had. And I said, ‘Coach Tedford wants us to know that was one season and it’s behind us. Let’s move on. We can’t dwell on that.’ We’ve got a season ahead and that’s the beautiful thing.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 31, 2008 12:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I for one can vouch for the fact that Tedford spent around 90% of the time watching the offense in prior years. Good to see he’s now paying attention to the defense too.

Vote Brock Mansion for QB in 2008!

by HydroTech on Jul 31, 2008 6:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don Banks at Bills camp

The Bills can’t wait to throw the ball more this season to running back Marshawn Lynch. They didn’t want to over-burden him as a rookie last year, but he could top last season’s 18 receptions for 184 yards by the end of September.

“He’s definitely ready for it,’’ Jauron told me. “He’s a very talented player and we’ve got to use him. He’s a guy who understands that the game is to get the ball in the end zone, and he can do it from almost anywhere. So we’ve got to give him a lot of chances.’‘

I’m thinking Lynch could hang up some monster numbers this season. Maybe 1,300 yards on the ground, and another 700 through the air.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From Brian Gillford who was at Bills practice
Lynch (and Jackson) Looking Impressive
I absolutely loved what I saw out of Marshawn Lynch last night. He looks more powerful and more agile than he was as a rookie. Put aside anything you hear about Lynch’s breakaway speed – I’m going to chalk that up to Lynch being beaten down by the rigors of his first NFL season. The guy looked like a superstar in the making. He also dove into the end zone for a touchdown (probably unnecessarily), drawing a big cheer from the gigantic crowd.

From Buffalo Rumblings

by danzig on Jul 31, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mental Note: DRAFT MARSHAWN!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 12:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

expect to see this picture soon on a Michigan State blog near you

If indeed, such blogs exist.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 31, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aw. They shot this poor son-of-a-beyotch.

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh no he di'int!

Twist, when are you going to learn that Natalie only has eyes for me.

“Oh, CalBandGreat, please tell me again about high-step marching.”

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard that Natalie really loves Point.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She told me she was into bomb-eaters.

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BPD is kicking butt. Tons of new stuff.

This reader article called Connecting The Dots by Kingman Lim ROX!

I’ve had the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, and graduate with a bachelor’s degree in environmental science. I’ve had the opportunity to meet and exchange ideas with my student peers, and take with me a wide range of insights and opinions that I would not otherwise have been exposed to. However, after more than $20,000 in tuition fees, I soon realized that the university is, for the most part, a mind-control machine to process its students into an obedient, conforming, working-class member of society, who goes to a job, pays taxes, pays rent, and who doesn’t question this capitalistic system of mindless entertainment, consumeristic values, and endless war. Only a handful of courses I took encouraged critical thinking, community service, real democracy, and interpersonal relationships.
We need to get back in touch with the earth. She is screaming to be heard, but we continue to cover our eyes and ears, pretending that everything is fine. The city of Berkeley (the community, not the City Council) can lead us into the next age of truth, reconciliation, and sustainability, if we, as a community, come together in support of such a transformation. We don’t need Obama or the UC Berkeley football team (although they are welcome to participate); we need to honor and acknowledge those working in our community now, with real moral consciousness; those who set an example of taking action congruent with their vision of a better world.

This one vaguely relates to the stadium project and is a strong criticism of Bates.

Buckwald SPEAKS! This one is kind of a rehash of his “Secret Letter Stole Democracy From Us” article with a few new ideas sprinkled in. Here is the best part:


Please read the letter to the council from Nathan Brostrom. It is mostly composed of recycled statements from an earlier, widely discredited "settlement offer" UC Berkeley made before the initial hearing in the case, but with a few new vague and equally meaningless statements added. One consistent theme throughout is this: Nothing is guaranteed at all, and most of the concessions are merely offers to delay certain objectionable aspects of the stadium area projects until some later date. Also, readers should bear in mind some advice as they peruse the document: UC Berkeley officials are known for saying things that sound vaguely good, but when you read carefully you discover that what they are really saying is exactly the opposite of what they want you to think they are saying. It is diabolical.

DIABOLICAL!

Shirley Dean really wants to be mayor again. She says the lack of admitting the votes from the closed meeting violated the Brown Act. BDP has another article up that says that isn’t true, really.

BDP recaps the action. Interesting:

Meanwhile, the tree-sit picked up another celebrity endorsement over the weekend, with superstar James Taylor offering tributes to the branch-borne activists during his performance Sunday night at the nearby Greek Theatre and musing "I wonder if they can hear me now."

He dedicated one number in each of his two sets to the protesters, reported Doug Buckwald, one of the named individual plaintiffs and a supporter of the tree-sitters.

I don’t know who this James Taylor is, but I’m never voting for him forp resident EVER AGAIN.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

James Taylor really should switch to Verizon.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 31, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didn’t he play Wayne in The Wonder Years?

by Itchy25 on Jul 31, 2008 3:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slightly old article where Buckwald takes a “Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn” approach to living near dense student housing.

To illustrate my point, I offer this little story: Last Saturday night, around midnight, I was returning home after a late-night shopping trip to the grocery store. I was exhausted. After I parked my car, I began lugging several heavy bags full of groceries up the sidewalk towards the entrance to my apartment building. As I slowly made my way up the street, a group of about seven or eight students rounded the corner and headed down the sidewalk towards me. They were obviously heavily intoxicated, weaving and stumbling on their way, and laughing and shouting to friends across the street. As they passed my building, one young man reached out quite deliberately and pushed the garbage container over, spilling its contents onto the sidewalk and into the street. This clever prank really impressed his companions, who immediately broke out in laughter. The group continued heading my way, walking four abreast down the sidewalk. They lurched right up to me, and I was literally forced to step off the concrete sidewalk into the dirt or they would have barreled right into me and knocked me over.

Well, this was too much. I asked them in an even tone of voice, "Would one of you please go back and put the garbage can back up on the sidewalk? I live here, and I really don’t need this mess." The only response I got was from one young man, who chimed up, "It was an accident." This was followed by an eruption of laughter from the others. Big fun! Not appreciating this response, I asked again as they walked away down the street, "Hey, could one of you please put the garbage can back and pick up the trash?" This time, one young man stopped, turned around to face me through glazed eyes, and said, "Hey man, we’re college students. You can’t really expect us to do that, you know." Indeed.

OH NOES! THOSE YOUNG PUNKS!

On a better note, an interesting article on Burl Toler.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burl is a really nice guy

I had a couple classes with him during my freshman year, and he would always say hi to me when we saw each other at games (him as a receiver, me in the band).

In our theater class one day, we were paired together to play a game designed to heighten your senses. We were sent to opposite corners of the room and blindfolded. A rolled up newspaper was dropped in the middle, and the first person to find it became the “hunter”. His job was to find the other person (the “hunted”) and tag them with the newspaper.

I was fairly certain that he was going to embarrass me (even beyond being blindfolded in room full of theater dorks), but I decided to go for it. The second I heard the newspaper hit the ground I bolted for it and grabbed it quickly. It only took a few seconds to find Burl and tag him. I took off my blindfold and found him in the corner of the room, curled up in the fetal position.

I am such a badass.

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by CBKWit on Jul 31, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From the Buckwald article:

One last point: Some civic leaders in Berkeley have suggested that we ought to significantly increase student participation in our local government. While there have been a handful of UC students who have had the interest, intellect, and diligence to participate in civic affairs and make positive contributions, these individuals have been few and far between.

With city council meetings like this one, I can see why students stay away from the local government.

by Berkelium97 on Jul 31, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Totally OT: A Canadian man DECAPITATES a passenger in a bus

Story

WHAT THE FUCK?

This dude just randomly stabs a guy sitting next to him in bus (he was SLEEPING!) nearly 50-60 times, decapitates him, goes to the front of the bus and shows everyone the victim’s head.

Wow.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jul 31, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MOOORTTALLL KOMBATTT!!!!

FATALITY

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 31, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. honestly, this was first thought. crazy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 31, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lou Dobbs is right. We need to cut off our borders to cut keep Canadians OUT!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 3:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from the blog:
You know the 2009 Spartan recruiting class that we’re so excited about? California is one of the few teams that gets that type of class every year. They are located in a hotbed of football recruits and have a winning tradition. So what are we up against come August 30th? Raw talent, and lots of it. Even though Cal lost some playmakers to graduation and the NFL, they are a team that reloads, not rebuilds.

really? i think that overstates our case a little bit, but it sure is nice to have a rep like that, however undeserved.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 31, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

That guy seems so…nice.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 31, 2008 3:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know

He’s making hard to hate them. What a diabolical genius!

by CalBandGreat on Jul 31, 2008 3:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in fact i think im rooting for MSU now… that was just so sweet!

by Itchy25 on Jul 31, 2008 3:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that guy loves Cal even more than we do.

by sec119 on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From WSU Football Blog

Someone/something named Rooster predicts every game in the Pac-10 season and has this to say about Cal:

California

Wins: Arizona, ASU, Stanford, UCLA & UW

Pac-10 record: 5-4

Breakdown:

Cal vs. UA – Cal’s strong secondary outmatches UA’s offense even without pressure on Tuitama
Cal vs. ASU – Cal’s linebackers and secondary handle ASU’s passing attack. Without Herring, who aggravates his hip injury in the Georgia game the previous week, ASU has nothing to take advantage of Cal’s week D-line. Cal upsets ASU by a field goal 3-0.
Cal vs. Stanford – If this game was at the beginning of the season I might give it to Stanford. Stanford returns a lot of guys on D but they were awful last year.
Cal vs. UCLA – Damn I don’t know. UCLA’s week O-line makes Cal’s D-line look like hero’s.
Cal vs. UW – Cal will come into this one with 6 or 7 wins on the line and playing for a bowl. Cal’s O has enough to take care of UW’s week D.

He says about our predicted losses


Wazzu vs. Cal – This early in the season WSU is healthy and their O-line controls Cal’s young D-line and/or potential 3-4 scheme to help Rogers’ effectively run the new offense.
Oregon vs. Cal – These two are actually pretty evenly matched but Cal, even though their young receivers are starting to figure things out at this point in the season, can’t do enough against Oregon’s D.
OSU vs. Cal – Like I said before Riley’s offense will be going at this point in the season. Look for the Beav’s strong O-line to be the key to this win at home.
USC vs. Cal – Any signs of improvement Cal’s offense has made to this point in the season don’t make a difference. Cal gets overwhelmed by USC’s D.

A loss to WSU and the idea that Stanford would beat us if we played them early in the season. Really?
He certainly lacks confidence in/underestimates our defense.

by Berkelium97 on Jul 31, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just can’t see losing to Wazzup. Can’t see it.

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Jul 31, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im nervous about it, its a trap, a trap!!!!!

by Itchy25 on Jul 31, 2008 4:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rooster goes on to predict the conference as 1) USC – 9-0, 2) Oregon – 7-2, 3) OSU – 6-3, 4) Cal – 5-4, 5) ASU – 5-4, 6) Wazzu – 5-4, 7) ‘Zona – 4-5, 8) UCLA – 3-6, 9) UW – 1-8, 10) Stanford – 0-9. It reads as wishful thinking that WSU will remain in the thick of things due to a giant cluster-f of mediocrity.

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really Cal-related, but they’ve apparently found the world’s oldest joke. And it’s funnier than anything I’ve written.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

A few others:


A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second—“How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.”

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons—“What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t get the older ones. The women are the fish? Fish don’t wear nets. And the first one has a double negative, is that the funny? It has occurred that a young woman did fart in her husband’s lap? Please explain, I want to laugh.

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You see, fish fart a lot, so they need keys, and then….Longshore?

by sec119 on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still want to laugh.

by zoonews on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

new DB commit?

Looks like a new Cal DB. Ranked #4 Rivals most physical.
http://cal.rivals.com/viewrank.asp?ra_key=2235

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