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Mr. CBKWit Goes to Berkeley, Part I

Life is generally not much like a Kevin Costner movie (well, like his movies, life often sucks, but the details are different - I have never battled Dennis Hopper on a futuristic gunboat, for one), but last Thursday was no ordinary day.  After two failed attempts, I had the opportunity to play Jimmy Stewart and cast my swing vote with the Berkeley City Council on two separate occasions.

The first meeting was with Councilman Laurie Capitelli and the noble group Berkeleyans for Cal.  The meeting was very interesting and practically perfect, with one notable exception.  Let's call this exception "Douchebag in Red".  I took this meeting as a great opportunity to explain our side to Councilman Capitelli and hear his thoughts on the matter, in the hopes of coming to an agreeable consensus.  DiR apparently took the meeting as a chance to browbeat Capitelli and come off as a huge douchebag, while wearing a red shirt.  Mission accomplished, sir!

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Kevin Costner addresses the WaterWorld City Council, sans red shirt

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I have to give props to DiR for his audacity.  To my knowledge, this was the first time he had attended a Berkeleyans for Cal event (I've never seen him at one before), and almost immediately he jumped in and commandeered the meeting.  In the most condescending tone possible ("Have you seen Jon Stewart?  You would say it's a liberal show, right?  right?), he accused Capitelli of taking marching orders from the tree sitters instead of his constituents ("Who are you listening to?  Again, who are you listening to?).  A little patience would have revealed that Councilman Capitelli's concerns centered on parking and the financial feasibility of renovating the stadium, primarily, and not on the oaks, but better to accuse first and listen never.  After Capitelli had stated his views and DiR was showing no signs of accepting the answer or moving on, an real B4C member had to jump in and cut him off ("this is a conversation, lets not make it a dialog).  Several people had to cut him off at other times, but DiR never got discouraged.  He remained douchey until the very end, clinging to his condescending accusations well after Capitelli (SPOILER ALERT) essentially told us that he wouldn't vote to appeal.

Afterwards, my new BFF Spazzy Mcgee and I met and introduced ourselves.  Both of us were relieved that the other was not DiR.  So as low as the level of discourse around here gets, know that it could be much, much worse.

By now, you have probably heard that the Berkeley City Council decided not to appeal at this time.  I was planning on claiming that I had single-handedly swayed Councilman Capitelli and saved the project, but Spazzy would probably refute that.  In truth, I did not speak during the meeting (DiR was doing such a great job!), mostly because I was taking notes on what Capitelli was saying.  After 18 months of hearing almost exclusively from the tree-sitters, Volker, and Buckwald, it was incredibly refreshing to hear a logical, sane person's perspective.  That Laurie Capitelli is a person who actually had a say in the legal process was just the cherry on top. 

Capitelli's concerns, as mentioned above, included the planned construction of a multi-story parking lot near the fault and the lack of financing schedule for the actual renovation of Memorial Stadium.  He voted against accepting a settlement offer from the University back in September (as did most of the COB - only Gordon Wozniak voted to accept, with Kriss Worthington abstaining) because he felt these concerns and others had not been sufficiently addressed.  Due to the judges ruling and a letter from Vice Chancellor Nathan Brostrom, which stated that the University will not include the parking lot in its construction plans and provided a plan for renovating Memorial Stadium by the fall 2012, Capitelli said that the issues most important to him had been resolved, which "would lead me not to appeal".  Everyone was relieved.  DiR questioned him further on Jon Stewart.

I kept waiting for the other, crazy hippie shoe to drop, but Capitelli kept making logical, sensible statements.  He said he was "painfully" aware (he even looked pained) when someone mentioned that the $300,000 spent on the case so far could have gone to many underfunded programs.   Asked if he was in favor of renovating Memorial stadium, he said "absolutely", and mentioned that it made little sense to build a new stadium elsewhere.  He also mentioned that the Panoramic Hill Association may have issues with Phase II & III of the project (the Stadium renovation phases), but that these issues would be between the PHA and the University, and he doesn't want the city to be involved.  When the issue of intensification arose (the PHA has claimed that the SAHPC will bring more traffic to the area), he said "I don't see it either".

Once we had discussed the details of the case, the discussion shifted towards the relationship between the City and the University in general.  Capitelli said that "at some time in the future, [the University] has to look at limits [of building and expansion].  Personally, I love that the main part of campus is relatively compact for its population, especially compared to other universities (cough Stanford), and I definitely see Councilman Capitelli's point that we don't want the University to take over the town (well, sometimes I see it).  The Berkeleyans for Cal leaders responded by saying that they would be happy to become a mediator between the city and the University on this and related issues; being Berkeley residents as well as Cal grads and supporters, they (and those of us living in the area) are in a unique position to foster the best and hopefully mutual interests of both institutions. 

We left the meeting with our goals accomplished and with a sense of collaboration and mutual respect.  Tune in tomorrow to see if this respectful atmosphere existed at the public comment session (I'll give you a hint: it was a public comment session at the Berkeley City council).

One final note: the B for Cal folks emphasized how important it was for us to commend the City Council for not appealing the ruling.  The Berkeley Daily Planet may be a rag, but it's a pretty popular one in Berkeley and it's slanted pretty heavily against us.  If you've got a minute, write a letter to the BDP thanking the City Council for coming to its senses.  If we demand and congratulate logical action, maybe the COB will take it more often

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CBK

Nice read! Our very own crusader for truth and justice! Is there any way we could get some hints on DIR’s identity? What Cal fan wears red? I bet he was an infiltrator from the Oaks camp.

by GoldBlooded on Jul 28, 2008 3:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Judging by what he said

and I don’t want to “out” him, he seemed to be bona fide Cal fan. I would give him a pass for being a student (he was the only student in the meeting), but a lot of the readers here are students and they are a lot more levelheaded than he was. I think he was just an arrogant SOB that hasn’t been beaten down by life experience yet. He needs to meet Dennis Hopper.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inquiring minds want to know...

Who is the mysterious DiR??

I agree with the infiltrator theory!

by OskiMonsta on Jul 28, 2008 4:36 AM PDT reply actions  

He was really just a loudmouth with a prepared statement he didn’t want to go to waste upon discovering that Mr. Capitelli was not the raving anti-establishment madman he had hoped.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that would be awesome

I just hope Ayr doesn’t get trained in Long Bo’s beforehand, or it could be a quick fight.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Great stuff CBK, thanks so much. What was DIR’s point with the Daily Show references?

by Itchy25 on Jul 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It was unnecessary and roundabout

Apparently Jon Stewart was mocking the tree sitters (and the University by proxy) on the daily show. DiR wanted to point out that even “liberals” are mocking the tree sitters and COB. He used the term “laughingstock” at least once and brought up the code pink debacle as well. Of course, Capitelli knows this and was never basing his decision on the oak grove (much less on how the tree-sitters look to the general public), but it was nice of DiR to really pound this point home.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have a link to the Daily Show episode where they talk about the tree sitters? And knowledge as to why we weren’t interviewed?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the one where Rob Riggle interviewed the code pink bitches

re: marine recruiting center protest.

Code Pink Witch: WE’RE EXERCISING OUR RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH. THAT’S WHAT WE INTEND TO DO. WE WON’T LET THE GOVERNMENT STOP US.
Rob Riggle: Free speech? If only there was an organization whose members were sworn to protect those rights. Wouldn’t that be great?
Code Pink Witch: Yeah!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did see that one. I do not particularly remember it having anything on the tree sitters to be honest.

I think the Daily Show could hit a grand fucking slam with the tree-sitters, interviewing them. It’d be like taking candy from a baby (which, despite what Mr. Burns will tell you, is quite the lark!).

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by TwistNHook on Jul 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they could/should. And no, it did not have anything to do with the treesitters. Hence making DiR’s point yet more stupid.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, interesting factoid: my grandma was interviewed on the Daily Show back in 2000. And I daresay she handled it quite well.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa!!

Is your grandma Sandra Day O’Connor??

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember seeing it,

so I just took the guy at his word. And I think Stewart’s restraining order on you is valid through the year.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was valid through at least 2010?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You’re thinking of Rosie O’Donnell

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many comments lately

Apparently everyone get in to work around 1:30

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s actually mostly just you and Spazzy doing the whole CBKWit/Spazzy thing.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 28, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be:

“We need to talk” -TwistNHook

The way you have it there is a)5 words and b)indicative of somebody saying to me that we need to talk.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 28, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't count the name

Twist, we need to talk. I know you’re jealous, but I’ve met someone else. It’s time to move on.

I still love you, I’m just not in love with you anymore.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think for the sake of the blog, I think it’s time to end it.

It’s not you, CBK, it’s me.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Twist has nothing to feel jealous about

if only he knew about my special friendship with Marshawn.

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting hit by his car does not qualify as a “special friendship.”

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not what it says in my settlement offer!

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by CBKWit on Jul 28, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job

in successfully shunning other commenters on this blog. ;)

by OskiWeeWee on Jul 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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