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YOUTUBE THURSDAY: CHAINSAW-A-PALOOZA EDITION!!!!!

Man, I considered calling this Chainsaw-A-Rama.  But now I don't know who to believe. 

Bee Tee Dubzzzz, don't forget about the meeting as described below.  If you can get out there, go now.  Go!  Now!  And then come back later to write comments and give us more hits.  So many more hits!  Hopefully, though, for those of you who can't make the meeting, this post can take your mind off of the nervousness you might be feeling.

And sure, maybe this is an epic affront to the woofing Gods.  Maybe this is everything Cal fans would never, EVER want us to do.  But I'm sorry, we can't help ourselves.  We can't stop ourselves.  We just had to do this.   We couldn't NOT do it.  We are so close, so close, SO close!

THIS IS WHAT VICTORY WILL LOOK LIKE:

Let's go on a rip roaring magical mystery ride of TREE REMOVAL!

Star-divide

Look at that chainsaw go.  Yeah!  YAY!

Thank you, Kittitinny Tree Service!  Let's learn something

Here's how NOT to do it.  Learn from this, UC.  Learn from this:


This is some dude cutting down the SECOND biggest tree on some road.  Cut down the first, too.  And the third!  Let's cut em ALL down!!!

I'm a progressive farmer.  Is there anything for me to learn?

DON'T HIRE THESE GUYS.  THEY ARE MOLES SENT BY THE TREE-SITTERS TO RUIN OUR PLANS:

And then, finally, for the sake of tradition, here is the Ruben Diaz Septet playing Chick Corea's classic tune "Dear Alice" off of his "Mad Hatter" album.  This performance is a fraction of the unimaginable awesomeness that is Chick Corea's legendary track.  The flute is sick and reminiscent of Chick Corea's performance.  But it is all I could find on YouTube.  And it cuts off at the end abruptly.  :(

Let's hear it for no appeal by the City Council!

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What should I have entitled this post?
  • Chainsaw-A-Palooza
  • Chainsaw-A-Rama
  • Neither names amuse me in the manner in which I demand to be amused, TwistNHook, if that is your *real* name, which it clearly is not

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Twist, is that you in the

Kitty Tree Service? How did all that sawdust taste?

"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren

by oaktownmario on Jul 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I hate smelly self-righteous hippies but...

to gloat, especially when a noble oak is facing the chainsaw is somewhat tacky. I suppose it makes good copy huh?

I pray that it’s not a California Live Oak because that would be a shame if Cal cut one down.

by Bruins102NCAA on Jul 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I never knew Ayr was a Bruins fan.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 24, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I say after we cut down/”kill” all the Oak trees at the stadium, we go and cut down other trees in Tilden Park, Golden Gate Park. We clearly hate trees, why stop at the grove?

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

you must be new here. if you’d been through what we’ve been through, you’d understand.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 24, 2008 11:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I've been through what we've been through

And I’m still not sure that I understand.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

That’s mostly because you are dense.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

As The Maharg would say… NAILED IT!!

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

by GoBeers on Jul 25, 2008 9:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

God help us

It would be a shame if this were happening in UCLA and we came to pass judgment on them.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 25, 2008 5:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

And you all know that if Karl Dorrell was up in those trees, the situation would be TOTALLY different.

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 25, 2008 6:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I voted for option C. I bet you’re more of a TwistOrHook, and have been living a lie.

by sec119 on Jul 24, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

How did you know?????

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by TwistNHook on Jul 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Next up

Yellowfever is neither yellow (more of a gold), nor does he have a fever. I think a public apology is in order and if not, there may be an impeachment.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I’m more of a bronze (especially after roasting in the New York heat all week), and you’d be surprised at how often I do have a fever.

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Next you'll tell me

That HydroTech doesn’t even know what water tastes like. I can’t take these revelations, this blog has warped my fragile little mind.

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 25, 2008 10:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

The awful truth is that YF doesn’t have an Azn fetish at all!

"Save The Oaks: Overthrow Capitalism" said Dumpster Muffin sanguinely

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by TwistNHook on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Oh the humanity!

I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.

by Maharg on Jul 25, 2008 10:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs


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