DBD 7.22.08 I welcome the eternal slumber
For I have achieved my life's work! There is nothing left for me to accomplish in this world or the next. Yes, thanks be to YHWH for the following Berkeley Daily Planet Letter To The Editor:
LET'S FIX BERKELEY
Editors, Daily Planet:
I love Berkeley. Berkeley has been good to my family and I'd like to think I've been good to it. My dad moved there in the '60s. My mom in the '70s. I was born at Alta Bates, as were my brother and sister. My brother, sister, and I have all lived in Berkeley for years at different times. My wife lived in Berkeley. As did her mother and father decades back.
So, you can imagine my frustration at seeing Berkeley's current condition. Roads, falling apart. The downtown, crumbling. Businesses, fleeing. Education system, in shambles. These are tough times for us all, but I trust the Berkeley City Council to work on behalf of all Berkleyans to solve the problems that they all face.
I feel it is important to focus city resources on important problems and not focus them on leer important problems. I speak, in specific, about the Cal gymnasium project. And look, I don't know too much about the court case. It is very confusing; I'm no lawyer. My vague understanding is that, going in, all the City Council could accomplish was a delay. Just a delay.
What I do know strongly is that the City Council could help return Berkeley to one of the finest cities in our country. We could be the leaders in the modern environmental movement. Berkeley's potential is unlimited. But when Berkeley is facing all these naive problems, the council needs to efficiently distribute its resources to biggest problems first. Is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money for a judge to tell us that Cal had it right 98 percent of the time the most efficient means of spending Berkeley's limited taxpayer resources? I might not know a lot about the court case, but I know the answer to that question is a resounding no.
And is spending hundreds of thousands more to lose at another court level, the most prudent distribution of city resources? I again feel strongly the answer is no. This is not about saving 40 lovely trees. This is not about protecting a sacred grove. This is about ensuring limited city resources focus on Berkeley's biggest problems first. I call on the City Council to use its taxpayer money to work to put stores back on Shattuck Avenue, to fix potholes all across Berkeley, to improve facilities at all levels of the Berkeley public school system.
Council, I call on you to end this lawsuit by not joining in any appeal. Please, focus city resources where they matter most. We all love Berkeley; let's get to fixing it. Let's make Berkeley the utopia we all know it can be. Let's return Berkeley to its prior glory!
T. Nathanial Hook.
San Francisco
YUS! YUS! YUS! For some reason they changed the word "massive" to "naive" in there. No idea why. SCORE! Bee Tee Dubya, the T. Nathanial Hook is my "pretentious" name. It's like M. Knight Shamamamamayamama. Take your first initial, middle name, and last name and BLAM! there's your pretentious name.
And, as noted in yesterday's DBD, even The Woz got back to me, being all Wozzy with fantastic Woztasticosity:
I agree with you that an appeal will be a waste of the City's monies and only further delay the project. I don't believe that the Council will appeal, since we seem to have lost on all counts. However, you can never tell what the Berkeley City Council will do.
Gordon
So, don't think you can't accomplish anything. Don't think you can't make your voice heard. MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD! Whether you email the Council, get Letters To The Editor's published, or attend Council meetings. Of course there is one today and it is of the utmost importance that you (yes, you!) attend.
Given that they happen at 5 on a weekday, it can be difficult for the average worker to attend. Which is why its usually chock a block full of the tree-sit supporting hippies and Grandmamas, palming basketballs and the like. If that vocal minority is all the Council sees, then it is not too difficult to see why they make the decisions they make.
If you do go, try to be respectful. Focus on issues that affect them. Not wasting more city resources. Restoring Berkeley to its greatness. Be positive, not demeaning of the other side. When the other side has SO many bad facts, all you have to do is put them out there without further negative comment or insult and you can generally achieve your goals.
If you are a constituent, make that ABUNDANTLY clear. Constituents are their bosses and there are many coming up for re-election this fall (including noted newspaper shot-putter Tom Bates).
This is not some passive world we live in, let's do our part to change it!
And now on to some links:
The Cal Rugby camp just finished up on campus.
BERKELEY - Young ruggers from seven foreign countries, 18 states and the nation's capitol have wrapped up two weeks of rapid improvement at the Cal Rugby Summer Camp on the University of California campus.
Campers, coaches and parents from all over the U.S. and abroad raised their rugby IQs under the instruction of head coach Jack Clark, fellow former National Team coach Tom Billups, current members of the national championship Golden Bears and special presenters spanning topics from academics and health to advanced techniques and the changing laws of the game.
Q+A with Cal Olympic swimmer Jernej Godec. Yeah, I can't pronounce that name, either. I believe there is more information in the next installment of Better Know An Olympian, due out tomorrow.
CalBears.com: When did you first dream of the Olympics or know when you wanted to become an Olympian?
Godec: "The Olympics always seemed something unreachable; they were out of my comfort zone. When I actually saw myself going there was after I was already qualified for the 2004 Athens Olympics. It was a sense of relief; it is a mixture of excitement and relief."
CalBears.com: How has Cal helped you attain this dream?
Godec: "The training here is excellent, the facilities, the coaching staff, the swimming, the weight room is the [best] you can get. That helped. My ambitions to pursue my academic paths, I think I wouldn't be as happy if I just stayed at home training. It'd be in the back of my head haunting me that all I'm doing is swimming, which would be unfulfilling for me. At Cal I was able to combine both at an exceptional level."
via grfx.cstv.com
Josh Childress, former Stanford afro marvel, speaks Greek, apparently. How far the dollar has fallen that he might take a Greek team over a NBA team. But then again, the Hawks shouldn't really count as an NBA team.
Wilner says "Bet the house on Cal, immediately!"
The win total for Cal absolutely blew me away: 5.5.
I was stunned it wasn’t higher — at least 6.5.
Obviously, the oddsmakers and betting public are down on the Bears after last season’s collapse.
But I’ve looked at Cal’s roster and schedule and don’t see any way the Bears won’t win at least six games, and more likely seven or eight.
Hmmmm, maybe Cal should put some money down here and try to recoup some of the money lost on the trial and whatnot.
Not only does water flow backwards in Australia, but time goes slower, too. I just ran across this article from apparently yesterday detailing Marshawn's plea. They are like a month behind there!
Here is an editorial from FoxSports saying "Trading Rodgers is the only way to achieve the dual goals of getting Farve back to the Pack and allowing Rodgers to start his career." TRADE HIM TO THE NINERS!
Ok, that is probably a pretty good start. Get out to the Council meeting tonight, if you can. Make your voice heard! Yes! We can! Dump away. GO BEARS!
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Strong work
Maybe I should go to this council meeting, seeing as I’m unemployed free around then. But I’m also (barely) not a Berkeley resident.
Oh, and the BDP also made this typo:
I feel it is important to focus city resources on important problems and not focus them on leer important problems.
Stop leering at your important problems!
I do have that problem. It’s mostly that I leer at everything, though, not just important problems.
Moreover, I don’t think you have to be a Berkeley resident to attend the meeting and make your voice heard. I am not 100% sure. However, if you go, don’t tell them you aren’t a Berkeley resident, because that makes them less likely to care about what you have to say.
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that's correct
you do not have to be a berkeley resident to attend the meeting, or even to speak up. most people preface their comments with why they care so much about the issue, such as ‘longtime berkeley resident’ or ‘president of the local chapter of the sierra club’ or ‘professional tree-hugger’, but it’s not strictly necessary.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I predict “long time lover of logick and reason” is less likely to be heard tonight.
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what about just “longtime lover”
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
That’d be a hilarious intro “Hello, my name is Joe Jones, longtime lover, and I think….”
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Or what about...
“Hello, my name is Bob Dole, lover longtime, and I…”
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
i found this entertaining
house rules for watching college football
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
#3
You know, I’m not too proud to admit I’ve violated that one during Eagles games. I think one was a blowout over the Redskins and one was two years ago when McNabb hurt himself for the 3252532390138th time. I needed a picker-upper.
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Jul 22, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not have the best of both worlds?
Sex and Cal Football at the same time! That’s what I say. A slice of heaven! Well, as long as Cal Football is winning. And as long as Longshore isn’t the QB. Because if Longshore is the QB then that means the OL is copping out on blocking for him because he’s a statue. And dammit, we need that OL to block. More than we need a statue.
3 is a problem only if your woman (or man) wants you to look her in the eyes or something. I mean seriously. Who does that??? Talk about awkward.Vote Brock Mansion for QB in 2008!
They are sold out
I tried to get tix on Sunday evening (when they went on sale) and was only able to find single tix. So on Monday I called Cal’s ticket office since they have a certain # of tix alloted for the Cal fan section. If you are a student or alumni (alumnus?) you can buy 2 tix. (I think they take your word on whether or not you’re a grad). They are $45 each plus about $6 in fees. The drawback is that you do not know where your seats will be until they are mailed to you 2 weeks before the game. I was told they aren’t horrible tix and that they will be in one of the end zones. This sure beats paying stubhub and ebay prices which are anywhere from $80 for the worst possible seats to hundreds for decent seats.
by oaktownmario on Jul 22, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist, a campus source informed me that Dumpster Muffin is back in town. She was spotted among the tree-supporters with Ayr. Can you confirm or deny this? Did you know that she is seeing other people while you’re at work? Do you use a full body condom when you come home? What do the neighbors think of her preference to sleep in their tree?
I've got enough man-love for Longshore and Riley.
Don’t look now, but SBN sister site Addicted To Quack might be coming out of the closet as a big Cal fan. They have put a big photo of Marshawn on the top of their page (the photo from the EDSBS post). They might try to claim it’s not as much pro-Cal as it is anti-Husky.
But we know the REAL reason. THEY LOVE MARSHAWN!
It’s a natural feeling, ATQ. Just go with it.

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You would think they'd have an Oregon picture
of dominance over the Huskies.
I hope you guys never do something like this.
by oaktownmario on Jul 22, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
just wait
Until we unveil the Longshore statue.
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Jul 22, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, the photo was originally used elsewhere in the EDSBS article about poor UDub recruiting. They are just using the photo from the article. To be fair.
To be unfair, THEY LOVE CAL NOW! HA! THEY ARE TRAITORS TO THEIR OWN KIND! GO BEARS!
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It all makes sense
You know they have serious Tedford-envy up there.
by CalBandGreat on Jul 22, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Whacha gonna do brutha, when Tedfordmania runs wild on you????
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Is Tedfordmania when he tears off his polo shirt on the sideline and starts flexing?
by CalBandGreat on Jul 22, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
peacepipes and prayers
Quite a majestic jest, your letter.
How many peacepipes did you have to pack to blow that much smoke up the BDP’s arse?? Your lung capacity is impressive.
Is BDP obliged to print letters sent to them? I mean they had to know that you are full of treesitter feces. Right? Am I giving them too much credit??
Let us pray for divine intervention tonight. Ommm…
I merely tried to package my letter in the manner most likely to sway those who might be for the lawsuit. Adding some tree-sitter buzzwords like “Gymnasium project.” Trying to focus on the money spent instead of the endless pack of lies surrounding the oak grove. You get more bees with honey than vinegar, right?
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What they don't tell you...
Is that you can actually get more bees throwing rocks than you get with honey.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I particularly liked the “sacred grove” reference. And the “I’m not smart enough to understand the court case…” What a load. A good load but a load nonetheless.
No seriously
that second quote wasn’t a joke
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Damn, between Yellow Fever and myself, the “being served” is coming hard and heavy!
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WOW
REALLY?? REALLY?? You really wanna throw up a hanging curve like that?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
not only does Twist look like Barry Zito
He acts like him on occasion as well.
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Jul 22, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you are going to swing and miss like that.
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I like a challenge, that joke was easier than your mom.
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
I’m just helping you warm up a little bit. You seemed uncertain out there, unsure of yourself.
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That’s what she said.
Oh wait, that doesn’t make me look good. DOH!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
See, you are definitely off today. Look, it’s fine, maybe takes a few plays off. Everybody has a bad day every now and then. Don’t worry about it, champ.
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That’s also what she said!
DOH!
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
Alright, that’s it. You’re a danger to us all. Hand in your badge and give me your gun. And the one in your shin holster. And the one down your pants. And the one in the your jacket.
YOU’RE OFF THE FORCE!
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That’s what she said?
I kissed Dumpster Muffin and I liked it. The taste of her hippie chapped lips.
$10 zillion question
Judge Miller said she will make a ruling “very quickly.” Anyone know what that means? Is there a limit??
there is a limit
30 days? i don’t remember off the top of my head. to me, ‘very quickly’ implies that she’ll come back much sooner than that, which would certainly break a trend with her. sometime this week? with Judge Miller, next week even sounds pretty quick to me.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Ok, now $10 million question
Can we get Mr. Hook’s letter posted on the court website just like DJ for Earth??
Email from the ATO tells me my football tix should be arriving before Thursday. Joyous day, that!
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I kind of wish we had hard tickets for the student section. I usually save the tickets from games I go to and they’d make a nice keepsake.
Plus, season tickets come with a free burrito coupon. Just another one of the many benefits of being an alum.
by CalBandGreat on Jul 22, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And a free volleyball ticket! And women’s basketball!
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Womens Volleyball
is hot. I went to the NCAA championships in Sacto last year. I like Womens Volleyball for all of the right reasons and for all the wrong reasons too.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
What if Nate Longshore became a member of the team? Would you still love it?
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Sadly, Cal Womens Volleyball doesn’t run the Statue of Liberty play.
This is Angie Pressey, Paul Pressey’s daughter and one great player and coach.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
Ok, she can jump high, but how good is she at throwing the ball away under pressure? I’d predict, “not very!”
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Longshore needs pressure to throw the ball away? You sure about that?
Angie’s got a 43-inch vertical jump too. All American. Pac-10 All-Academic 2cd team. Led her team to the NCAA Final Four.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
That is, in all seriousness, a very impressive resume. Really, the only thing lacking on her resume is “Tackled near goal-line to end football game.” Then, you’ll really have it all, don’t you?
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Did I say that she’s on the US Team Travel Squad and might make the US Olympic Team?
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
If Nate Longshore made the Olympic team somewhere, would you become Canadian?
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Wait a sec.
I get a free women’s basketball and volleyball ticket with my football season tickets? Or is this only alumni season ticket holders?
by RollOnYouBears667 on Jul 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Who here doesn’t have good memories of ending up at La Burrita as a last resort cuz you were hungry at 1am and too cheap to order from getnudesushi?
Talking North Side, La Vals still gets my biz when Cal is playing out of town. I’ll go to Nefelli’s for dinner or Brewed Awakening for coffee. But I’d rather wear a Longshore jersey than eat at La Burrita ever again.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
I lived in Foothill (yes I’m one of those people) freshman and sophomore years so I’m well acquainted with La Val’s.The small Thai restaurant hidden in the group of Asian restaurants along Hearst is one of my favorites in Berkeley.
I was one of those people too. And I love that Thai place.
Northside Bongo Burger’s $2.50 breakfast specials still remind me of the 2006 football season. I lived two blocks away and always ate there Saturday mornings. Ah, the good ol’ days of eggs, toast, and Marshawn’s stiff-arming, cart-driving brilliance.
Varamai Thai Cuisine
Yeah, I could have lived at that place. I was a North Side engineering geek and that place saved my life. I used to go to the sushi place upstairs, but only for lunch. The rest of the ghetto sucked but I went anyways.
I had a buddy who called me freaking out that he was starving studying for a final the next morning and didn’t have Blue Book. Same buddy I go to the games with now. Gordos on Solano fixes a serviceable East Bay burrito (I an SF burrito snob) and that little bodega in the Asian Ghetto is open late and bingo, they had a Blue Book.
Bongo, well I never need to go back.
Top Dog. Dissertations are written about and at Top Dog. It certainly deserves at least a Fan Post of its own.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
Bongo Burger
I actually liked Bongo Burger (South side) quite a bit, although I’m not sure why. Maybe it was because it was the closest place that served actual breakfast food near our fraternity.
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Jul 23, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
i like bongo burger too
though for southside breakfast, i always preferred going to the Durant Cafe (that place on the second floor, near the post office). the cafe on the corner of dwight and telegraph was pretty tasty, too.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I actually liked Bongo Burger
That reminds me of the Tracy Morgan line from SNL:
I grew up on guvmint cheese. I prefer it.
Yeah, I used to go to North Side Bongo, but when I’m in the area now, I just don’t feel the need anymore.
The need. I was in Berkeley and I felt the need. It was a hot Saturday afternoon and I motored up to Le Vals for my usual: a slice and a pint of cider. I wanted this. I needed this. But when I got there, they don’t serve cider anymore. How do you think I felt?
Rag’s right, the Durant Cafe rocked. Also, Petit Cheval on Bancroft.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
I don’t think the coupon was for La Burrita (which I agree is not so good), but was for that place downtown on the same block as the rotating business store (Eddie Bauer, Gateway, Halloween Store…)
by CalBandGreat on Jul 22, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
For many years, I was in the practice of keeping a ticket diary. Wherein I would affix the ticket (be it to a sporting event, musical event, cultural event) onto a sheet of paper and write a recap of the game. This was very cool, because years later, I would barely remember the games. That was more back when I was at Cal, attending like 20 As games a year. Now, I don’t do it, really. But I would recommend it for any and all!
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Man I want to go to the CC council meeting, but it’s my birthday tonight. Maybe I should go anyway and ask for the SAHPC as a present?
I can think of no greater place to celebrate your birthday than the Berkeley City Council chamber!
PS It is also my mother-in-law and cat’s birthday today. Extra belly rubs for all!
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SWISH!
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of no greater place to celebrate your birthday than the Berkeley City Council chamber!
I can.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 22, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, ok, try to celebrate your birthday in the trees, but good luck getting past the guards!
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More pleasant, orderly places than the Berkeley CC chambers to have a birthday:
a whale’s stomach
anywhere with stephen volker
inside satan’s nostril
haitian organ market
the middle of the tuba section of the USC band
...for starters
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 22, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one of you goldenbloggers was in love with the Golden Girls?
I’m sorry to report but the love of your life passed away. RIP.
Hey, here are some photos of the protestors being arrested for trying to plant seedlings on the Chancellor’s lawn.







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Did a very small person climb up it, per chance?
How will they stop that one from being cut down?
by CalBandGreat on Jul 22, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to be consistent
I plan to cut down 1/3 of a tree for every tree the protesters plant.
The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die
Trees going DOWN
Daily Cal says the injunction goes down in 7 days unless somebody’s dumb enough to appeal the decision – also the plantiffs have to cover a lot of Cal’s court costs.
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