If the classic early 90s movie What About Bob? taught us anything, it's that maybe Dick Dreyfuss needed to focus more on his competing line of salad dressing, Dreyfuss' Own.
And if last night NBA finals game between the most hated Lakers and the also most hated Celtics taught us anything, it's that we were right all along. Leon Powe is a golden god!
Powe rocked out with a wide variety of his various appendages out last night. Here's the box score. It pains me greatly that he is helping the Boston-area sporting team to succeed. But who cares, it's Powe!!! 21 points on 6/7 shooting and 9/13 FT. Apparently, at one point, he had even outscored the entire Laker bench 18-17. More points than KG in like 25 fewer minutes! L-E-O-N!
"Go Bears! Beat The Creeping Dread That A Boston Sports Team Will Win Again!"
Also, Mark Ellis did something that, at the time, seemed most likely to be the coolest thing of the day. It would later be relegated to second coolest, though, thanks to Leon.
And hey, if you are a Giants fan, I think Barry Zito managed to suck only mildly yesterday. So, that should be a huge sign. Or something.