So, was perusing my Gmail inbox while watching TV tonight, and I happened to glance at the sponsored ad running across the top of my Inbox:
Stanford Football Tickets - gostanford.cstv.com - Pac-10 Football at a low price Money Back Guarantee, Buy Now!
Seriously? It's come to this? Money Back Guarantee? Does that mean I get my money back if I'm not satisfied with the football team on the field? Cause I'm pretty sure I won't be.
Honestly, Stanford has been bad for a while, but they've never sounded so desperate. Buy Now! Low Prices! Next thing you know, I'll be able to buy 20-packs at Costco.
Oh Stanford, we may have hippies in our trees, but at least our football program won't be found in the discount aisle. Go Bears!