Battle for the oaks: Hippies strike back
You didn't think the hippies would let all that planning go to waste, did you?

Twist and I leave them alone for 48 hours, and look what happens. They come back in even greater numbers and wage an ingenious counter-strike on UCPD and the arborists. And by counter-strike, I mean they stood around and ate outside of the the two fences and row of police officers. (By the way, "arborists" are also known as "tree surgeons". Thanks Wikipedia!)

Yes, it's clear the police are extremely threatened by the subdued, hungry hippies. Note the cop sitting on the stone wall.

Things picked up a bit when a woman in the trees started shrieking. I couldn't see what was happening in the tree, so I can't say what was going on. God only know what happens between arborists and hippies in the oak canopy. Regardless, the hippie warriors rushed to her defense.
Or gathered at the fence and started yelling sliiiiightly exaggerated insults at the cops. I quote Runnie Dub (said to a female cop): "As a woman, you should be ashamed of yourself. Madeline Albright! Adolf Hillary!" Apparently Runnie Dub is a Ron Paul man.

Standing behind the crowd, the martial artist/mask maker, (our favorite hippie with 48% of the vote at press time) shouted encouragement to the woman: "Wooooo! The goddess Dgafdlj is pleased with your work."
At this point, I had not yet seen the martial artist. I turned around and, well, I think the picture speaks for itself.

True Ninjas always wear North Face Backpacks
I guess the other 3 hippies who wanted long bos stayed at home, because Martial Artist was definitely the only person walking around with a 6 foot staff. I suppose the long bo strategy would be effective with an organized, highly trained group. When there's one guy walking around with a cloak and a bamboo stick, it is simply hilarious.

Martial Artist discusses long bo technique with a disciple.
Elsewhere, other supporters used different tools to wage the battle

Guitars: the hippie Rolex.
There was a commotion down the road and an audacious hippie shouted an order: "Everyone move over here!" A few sheep started to follow, but immediately a veteran hippie voiced his disapproval: "Why?" It's tough to lead a pack when everyone is highly suspicious of authority.
The arborists, meanwhile, continued unabated with the task at hand, disabling the the structures in the trees.
The protesters response? Spontaneous animal sounds. Someone started making monkey like cries and within 10 seconds, most of the crowd had chimed in. I am not making this up.


Another protester complained about this cop with a video camera.
At first I thought he was just making a recording to show his kids or jealous cops from Detroit ("I fight gangs in a decrepit city while you deal with some guy with a piece of bamboo"), but he was probably trying to get footage of the protesters. One of them told me that this is a 1st amendment violation. Successful lawyers (sorry Twist), what say you?

As the confrontation died down (its height: some raised voices and a few F bombs), opposing forces found time to discuss their differences.
The fake afro was an odd choice, but at least she wasn't afraid to get her picture taken. HydroTech, on the other hand, requested that his identity be kept secret, and I have the photoshop skills of a 1st grader.
Runnie Dub wandered off and said "marshmallow" to nothing in particular. Maybe he has a dog. Actually, I just thought of a great poll idea.

Nearby, one hippie was bragging to another about doing time: "It was the first time I've been to jail in California." He was using it as a badge of honor, sort of like college kids do with drugs or alcohol. I'm no better; the first only time I experimented (but did not inhale!) medical substances, I called my mom. "That's great, CBKWit," she said.
Finally, Martial Artist was busy preparing for tomorrow

I heard him discuss plans of "costumes and armor" for the big showdown tomorrow (Wednesday). In other words, I CANNOT WAIT to see what happens. In the meantime...

Save the Oaks! (And defeat capitalism, if you've got a minute).
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they never disappoint, do they?
and I thought I was experiencing some crazy people in NY…man, I can’t wait to get back to Berkeley tomorrow!
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Jun 17, 2008 10:57 PM PDT 0 recs
Hmm...
One really has to wonder if they (the hippies) even take themselves seriously. I mean come on, “overthrow capitalism?” Didn’t the Soviets spend trillions trying to do that? Come on hippies, get real!
by CaliSeth on Jun 17, 2008 11:12 PM PDT 0 recs
Che
Seeing CaliSeth’s “Cheff Guevara-ford” pic made me wonder if the CGB reporting team ever thought of keeping a tally of number of times Che paraphernalia was spotted during any activity related to the tree sitters. Similar to how the Cal Band use to tally the number of time the SC band would play Tribute or Conquest.
by Montezuma's Revenge on
Jun 18, 2008 8:13 AM PDT
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Didn't see any Che yesterday
Hummus, though…a lot of hummus. In an interesting mix of consumerism and hippiedom, the guy who was bragging about going to jail put a glop of hummus (presumably to save a plate) on the plastic lid of his non-biodegradable coffee cup.
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by CBKWit on
Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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I am impressed
by the guy with the mohawk, suit, and adidas. He’s a true non-conformist! My second favorite is the guy with the low-riding jeans, tighty whities, and Mad Maxian leather jacket. He’s not afraid to mix it up fashion-wise!
According to SFGate, the woman who screamed was named Millipede!
Other protesters said they knew the woman taken out of a tree at 4:30 p.m. only as “Millipede.” Doug Buckwald, director of a group called Save the Oaks, said she was an experienced tree-sitter but did not know how long she had been in the branches.The two arborists were in a cherry-picker that banged into the trunk of the tree where the woman was perched, Buckwald said. “She screamed, and they grabbed her,” he said.
University spokesman Dan Mogulof said one of the arborists had been trying to wrap duct tape around a rope when the tree-sitter bit him on the arm. The other arborist wrestled her into the cherry picker and took her to the ground, where she was arrested, he said.
The woman had dumped a bucket of urine on two arborists earlier in the day, Mogulof said. UC police did not identify her.
Good times! I can’t wait to hear the ruling today! Thanks for all the pictures—they make me feel like I was there!
by kittwin on Jun 18, 2008 9:10 AM PDT 0 recs
The mohawk guy
was the one who tried to move the troops down the road. Even though he has the right look, they were wary of his intentions.
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by CBKWit on
Jun 18, 2008 11:28 AM PDT
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the chick in red...
...please tell me you got her number.
by mwpfoot on Jun 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT 0 recs
Actually,
I think I saw martial artist engraving her digits on his staff.
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by CBKWit on
Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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shucks...
...debriefing her would have been revealing. next time, bring guitar.
by mwpfoot on
Jun 18, 2008 3:38 PM PDT
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dunno bout her...
worried a frontal shot might have revealed her own personal forest residing in her armpits.
by Itchy25 on
Jun 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT
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)-;
Just so you know, I have been to the Oak Grove several times since this nightmare began. I have yet to see any tree sitters with Che shirts. The other obvious point, which apparently must be highlighted is that my picture is CheTedford, not Guevara. The differences of which are Infinitely, well, different. Please do not associate the Cal football revolution with the radical hippies. It does a disservice to all who care about the program. Goo day!
by CaliSeth on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT 0 recs
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