This is it, everybody. The one post that you have been waiting for since December 2, 2006. This is the post where you get to come up with whichever crazy idea to get our dear pothead friends in the oak grove down from their perches.
There IS one rule-the hippies can't die at the end. But, the methods that your sick, twisted mind comes up with should be a little more forceful than offering them five bucks. OK. A lot more forceful. A few of my favorites include strobe lights, pellet guns, chainsaws (for the trees, not the hippies) and all kinds of other stuff like that. But, most importantly, they should be HILARIOUS. The whole point of this post is to make everyone laugh, so just come up with something ridiculously entertaining.