carp's All Conference Cheerleading Team (prolly NSFW)
This was originally posted in the 12.12. DBD (misnumbered as 10.12 DBD), but Danzig requested that this become a FanPost so that one could post large images of cheerleaders in, you know, cheerleader outfits or less. Enjoy but scroll through at your own risk. I've also added two additional awards below.
Well, it’s that time of year, folks. As always, it’s tough to decide who’s capable of being on the All Pac-10 Cheerleading Team. We may not have 2 BCS Bowl bids, a good record vs. the Mtn. West, nor 2 wins in the state of Washington, but we’ve got cheerleaders. Without further ado:
Top Row: Sarah, Cal; Lacey, Wash. St.; Anonymous, Ore. St.; Chelsea, Ore.
2nd Row: Anonymous Captain (l) and Anonymous Pac-10 Coach of The Year®, UofA; Brianna, UCLA; Kristin; UCLA; Christine, USC
3rd Row: Calla, ASU; Courtney ASU; Anonymous Buddies (UofA); Anonymous, Wash.
Bottom Row: Brooke, ASU; Katie, ASU; Jordan, Cal (far right)
Notice there aren’t any ‘furd girls. That’s because they’re (a) ugly and (b) have the worst website in the Pac-10. The "Anonymous" names are because these pics, taken from the official website, do not list their names anywhere (odd, huh?). Also, I made sure to pick current 2008 cheerleaders, so that disqualifies shots like this (NSFW) and this (very much NSFW). Plus, I tried to keep these pics "classy."
You can view this on Flickr (thanks Berkelium97) here.
Individual and Team Awards:
CoY: Jordan, UCLA
carp Award: Sarah, Cal
Best Red Head: Brooke, ASU
Best Brunnette: Anonymous on the left of the UofA buddy pic
Best Smile: Anonymous on the left of the UofA buddy pic
Best Blonde: Chelsea, Ore.
Best Dye Job: Brooke, ASU
Worst Dye Job: Calla, ASU
Most Underrated: Anonymous, Ore. St.
Date with carp: Anonymous, Ore. St.
Most likely to be a stripper: anyone on ASU outside of Courtney
Best Unis: UofA
Makes the uni awesome: Jordan, UCLA
Best minority: Ariana, Cal (honorable mention)
Most Overrated Squad: USC
Most Improved Squad: UofA
Squad of the Year: UCLA
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Some of my picks
Cal Dance-zig Team




Zona

Song Girls – you forgot about the other Christina

UCLA



OREGON – My pick for best team overall


In the 2nd of 3 UCLA pics
There is a guy at the scorer’s table with wandering eyes and a very devious smile.
apparently someone “rented” UCLA cheerleaders at a wedding:
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=8869
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
Danzig, I seem to have a curious love affair with the Duck cheerleaders. Am I right in proclaiming them the best in the Pac? And who is the most overrated?
you might be right…although I found it’s very easy to find OLD smokin hot pics of cheerleaders and less easy to find CURRENT smokin hot pics of cheerleaders. That being said, how can you go wrong with this type of program:

The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
SI Cheerleader of the Week
Amanda Pflugrad (Photo Gallery)
Daughter of Oregon’s WR coach, Robin Pflugrad
Sister of Oregon’s stud possession receiver, Aaron Pflugrad.

God bless the Pflugrad family…
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
Did I say how much I love the Pflugrad family?
It’s a lot.
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
He’s sure hands. He doesn’t have great size or speed, but he’s got magnetic hands.
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
Based of what I have seen he does have good hands… but when you have JWill out there… everyone seems to have good hands. I guess I’m biased against Pflugrad b/c his dad is the WR coach… isn’t he?
Yup.
I love the Pflugrad family.
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
it’s interesting…Oregon wasn’t that far behind. That they have that much talent in Eugene, as opposed to a talent factory like Westwood, is very impressive. I imagine these are mostly in-state girls since they’re prolly not on scholly…But UCLA is strong too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AoFdmHc0UE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAjvw8cLvI&feature=related
+ Undy run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmQRQdibUY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_AlQOcgTDo&feature=related
did u make this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjupaglOyiE&feature=related
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
How much did Uncle Phil pay for those?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Dec 12, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh and right now:
Oregon, UCLA, USC, ASU, Zona… are the powerhouses of Pac-10 Cheerleading
Right now, I’d have to go with Oregon or UCLA, though ASU and USC field strong teams but not as strong as in years past.
My close cousin is a cheerleader for Zona, so I will not comment on the team.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Dec 12, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
This just about closes the argument
Oregon is the best this year.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Dec 12, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Wait a minute, didn’t I open this case? Don’t I get a share of this?
by BearsNecessity on Dec 12, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
You can try, but I don’t think anyone will listen. We’ll all be doing .. other things…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Dec 12, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
Judge Berkelium declares a recess. This case can proceed in twenty minutes. I’m sure some of you would like to “examine the evidence” in private.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Dec 12, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
photo caption contest
Twist, can I please post racey photos of my Pflufgard on your site???
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
Who's overrated?
Oregon is clearly the best in my book… but I’m not sure who’s overrated…
I would say the ASU… I would say they have the second most talented team, but they’re still considered far better than they are.

more on Sarah
Hometown:
Half Moon Bay, CA
Major:
Intended Public Health
Year in School:
2nd
Year of Graduation:
2011
Years of Dance Experience:
10
Year on the Cal Dance Team:
1st
Future Plans:
Job in forensic science. get married early and have a big family.
Involvement in Other Cal Organizations:
Alpha Omicron Pi
What I Like Most About Cal:
The amazing Cal spirit, the energy that brings the fans to the games.
Hobbies:
Best Word that Describes You:
Girly
BTW, WTF is “Intended Public Health”?
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
I want to do Public Health but I'm too busy fucking my nights off to study
In other words, Go Bears!

i wouldn’t be a good boyfriend if i didn’t nominate gabi. phonez turned dance team hottie, and she’s the smartest person i’ve ever met.
It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
nice! I must have had an old photo as I didn’t see her in my “research.” Any girl who can rock the sax is way, way hotter than one who can’t.
I didn’t get a chance to explain the carp Award. The carp Award can only be awarded to a member who goes to school at an academic elite institution (Cal, ‘furd, UCLA, UDub). I’m thinking gabi could have won this award.
If you and her are cool with this…you should ask her to judge our All-Conference Team…and find out if carp can get a date with Sarah.
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
Does carp just walk up to them and ask them out?
by BearsNecessity on Dec 12, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
I play the sax. Does that mean I’m hot?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I cannot be the only person who read this as "rock the sex"
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
i’ve enjoyed watching the dance team, and particularly gabie, all season. she’s certainly a hottie but i dont think this photo does her justice. this one is better.
slightly off topic....
when did we change to having 100’s of ppgs?
in the olden daze we had 6 or 8 only, and four yell leaders (mic men).
I don’t have any complaints, it’s just different, and I feel like a dirty old man today looking at all those fresh young faces.
Go Bears Go
Ugh this thread makes me feel so old and dirty——and I’m 23.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team
In Spite of Twist!
The key is start scrolling faster as soon as you see a comment with a photo in it. Thats how I do it.
And remember that all those girls had a big post after the Womans Huddle on how hot all the players are. Did they feel old and dirty about ogling those 19 year olds?
Well, did they?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Some rules I live by:
1) Beauty should be apprecated, as much as possible;
2) Unless self administered, almost all guilt is total bullshit;
3) Try not to hate yourself too much;
4) Relax;
by danzig on Dec 13, 2008 2:42 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
these Oregon girls…wowzers. We need to steal their recruiting coordinator!
The Maharg makes me look like an idiot.
Oregon recruiting....
Do you mean Phil Knight?
Oregon cheerleaders are clearly just Nike freelancers. Time to head to Beaverton!
by BearsNecessity on Dec 14, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
I was gonna post some of her, but she was a 2007 senior.
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.

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