Actually, God called me on my cell yesterday. He told me that I was indeed NOT a god and to stop diluting myself. He then asked me if I had any weed left.

I think the Benny Hill music song isn’t long enough to cover the highlights…either he’s going to have to chop some stuff out or include the William Tell Overture. Or the finale from Dance of the Hours.

your point?

ragnarok found this in his “Pac-10 Road Trip” Reports:

Of course, these sorts of incidents don’t really embarrass the university, unlike the ASU cheerleader who later began a career in pornography, which wouldn’t have been so bad if she hadn’t done it while wearing her ASU cheerleading uniform! And I know of one fraternity that was disciplined by the university for having a pornographic movie filmed at their frat house. Again, not SO bad, until you realize that at ASU, the fraternity houses are on campus! (The houses look like cheap, two-story motels, so I can understand the appeal to filmmakers.) I actually went and visited these guys the next year (fun people!), who told me that despite the discipline handed down by the administration, they has their largest pledge class ever the next semester, by a fair margin. That sounds about right.

Originally reported on M Zone:
NSFW!

Also, I believe she’s changed her name to Courtney Simpson for some odd reason.

Think about it ASU + fame = infamy.

For girls, usually it’s someone getting naked. For guys, it’s getting kicked out of BBall games.

word…she’s awesome bro.