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Beat Washington this weekend. But don't just beat them. Smother them. Destroy them. Make them rethink having a football program. If somebody knows Tedford personally, tell him to run up the score. Don't stop when you're up 30, 40, hell, even 50. Throw play action passes with 3 minutes left, up 63-0. Do whatever you can to make Washington's team and their fans' lives miserable. I felt bad for what WSU fans were going through this year, but I am relishing what is happening to the Huskies. There is a simple reason for all this: pomp. UW fans are the most pompous ass holes I have ever met. Sure, every fan base has their set of jerks. But even the biggest of douche knows to shut up when his team is down by 30. Not UW fans. This season some friends and I drove up to Seattle to watch the Beavs pummel the Montlake Losers. Tailgating right by the stadium, we were obviously surrounded by Husky fans. Only the most pompous of pompous d-bags would even think of talking shit in the midst of a UWinless season. But they did. And they did a lot. Not so much about football related issues, because they are intelligent enough to know that they were going to lose that Saturday. But rich, ugly, 18 year old girls walking straight through our tailgating spot going "Excuse us, superior education coming through." That's right sweetheart, we're all really proud of how much money your dad makes to afford your $uperior education. 12 year old kids coming up saying "Fuck the Beavs." Now, I'm not a father myself, at least to my knowledge (Twist, you took care of the thing, right???) but I don't think I'd ever train my kid to do something like that. Seriously guys, they were so bad, it's making me re-think the hatred I have for the Duck fans. At least they were handing out Civil War tickets last year once Dixon went down. So my point is, make it miserable for them this weekend. It would be much appreciated.

Go Beavs! Go Bears!

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I’ll try to beat UDub this weekend, but I think our football team might do a better job next weekend. Yknow, when they face UDub.

But hey, I’ll do my best!

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I just want you to know, we’re all counting on you.

It's spelled "S-h-u-p-o-o-p-i".

by JShufelt on Nov 26, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a LOT of pressure on me. I mean a lot. I’m not sure I can handle this. I can barely walk straight and chew gum.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I just want you to know, we’re all counting on you.

by Rishi on Nov 26, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This has gone from WSU bad to UDub worse.

I honestly thought UDubwas the better team. Guess I was proven wrong.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I just want you to know, we’re all counting on you.

Proud member of The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers

by Maharg on Nov 26, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m happy to hear that you are relying on me. It’ll make my failure that much better.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t count in ‘we’

Proud member of The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers

by Maharg on Nov 26, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bullet points!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much passion for paragraphs

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

But not enough passion for one epic run-on sentence?

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Nov 26, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Next time, I promise

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember when it was called a “carriage return?”

Hahahahahahahaha

Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
But Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 26, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We might be playing each other this weekend – rivalry blah blah blah, but I couldn’t agree more with VD. Can anyone ask the pain train to be a puppy slayer this weekend?

The only thing better than the Ducks going 12-0 (hahaha), is the Huskies going 0-12.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEASE!

It's spelled "S-h-u-p-o-o-p-i".

by JShufelt on Nov 26, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I can ask Zach Follett to assault Jake Locker during the Locker family Thanksgiving dinner if that is what you are asking me.

Which, I’m pretty sure, it is.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But their mascot is so big and fluffy! How can you want to inflict pain and misery upon such a fluffy beast?

(☞゚∀゚)☞

by Berkelium97 on Nov 26, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

They really should make the Tuiasosopos their mascot

I swear every member of that family has played a sport at UW
Marques- football
Matt, I think is his name- baseball
Trenton- football
Ashley- softball

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I heard Matt is in the pros somewhere.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Mariners

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

3rd basemen at Tacoma in the Mariners system, actually.

So every Tuiasosopo has gone through some branch of Seattle.

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and I forgot Zach Tuiasosopo

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And Trenton is a cousin, not a brother

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

But papa Manu went to UCLA.

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Nov 26, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So that's where the pomp comes

You take the smug from UCLA and the smug from UW and when they converge on the main smug coming from San Francisco, and it produces a smug storm the likes from which we have never seen.

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it really next weekend?

My bad. I could have sworn it was Saturday. I guess I should have figured since no Husky week shit was going on

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

We have a LOT of Husky Week shit planned. You haven’t seen this much shit in a LONG time!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

God I hate the Huskies

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it involve husky dogs?

(☞゚∀゚)☞

by Berkelium97 on Nov 26, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Fixed.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Nov 26, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe...

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

Well the UDub fans can't use the education thing against us

In fact no school in the nation can which makes me very HAPPY!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 26, 2008 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

I’m surprised Stanford didn’t do anything about that during the Big Game. They were too busy obsessing over the Hayward Fault. I recall “Safety School” chants from the Stanford sections in previous Big Games.

(☞゚∀゚)☞

by Berkelium97 on Nov 26, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah what was up with that crap?

I hate their band more and more every year. It’s sick.

by LovinBlue on Nov 26, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanford could try, but that’d just be stupid. You only use the education thing against schools that are CLEARLY inferior.

by Rishi on Nov 26, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

You know, I am very emapthetic toward someone who hates another team as much as VD and JShuhuskyhater seem to hate UW.

Personally, I have almost neutral feelings toward them, sort of like my feelings toward WSU. But then again, I do so much want to see Tedford clobber Willingham … the stench of the Furd is still on that guy.

So, I’ll definitely be hoping for an epic beat-down, but I doubt I’ll be able to generate much hate. Those huskies are just so harmless.

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Nov 26, 2008 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Done!

It's spelled "S-h-u-h-u-s-k-y-h-a-t-e-r"

by JShufelt on Nov 26, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed with the neutral feelings

I’ve actually felt a bit sorry for how their program has gone from annual contender to the new doormat. But I’m all up for getting revenge for VD, if not for his purposes but also for our own. It’s laughable to me that someone thinks UW education is superior to OSU. I was actually under the impression that OSU is a pretty darn good school. In fact all Pac-10 schools, with the exception of U$c and maybe the ’Zona schools, offer pretty damn good educations.

by LovinBlue on Nov 26, 2008 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So does Ted Miller...

Although he thought OSU would win before Quizz was listed as improbable, he has now picked Oregon to win.

(☞゚∀゚)☞

by Berkelium97 on Nov 26, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So does Chronicle "writer" Ray Ratto

He suggested that Tedford loan the Beavs Jahvid Best.

by LovinBlue on Nov 26, 2008 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody ever believes in the Beavs

It’s cool, it’s not insulting or anything

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by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Oh yah, because Cal fans aren’t struck by crippling insecurities at all.

Go play the David card around USC fans. Don’t be bringing that shit in here. We invented that shit!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You invented shit?

It's spelled "S-h-u-h-u-s-k-y-h-a-t-e-r"

by JShufelt on Nov 26, 2008 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, not shit in general, just that shit.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 26, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. That’s not NEARLY as impressive.

It's spelled "S-h-u-h-u-s-k-y-h-a-t-e-r"

by JShufelt on Nov 26, 2008 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I kinda thought you invented shit too

That was cool, until I realized it was just insecurities.

I thought rich girls invented insecurities?

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by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The one thing Ducks and Beavers are united on, its disliking the Fuskies.

by teedawg on Nov 27, 2008 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

It's not hard

They bring it upon themselves

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by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard for me to see how you can’t hate on them.

Then again, I guess they haven’t back stabbed every team in the conference… yet…

It's spelled "S-h-u-h-u-s-k-y-h-a-t-e-r"

by JShufelt on Nov 28, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

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