CGB - Taglines in the Works
I'm gonna be adding the taglines as individual comments, REC the ones you like the most, and if you have a new idea separate them out so people can vote accordingly. Bonus points for combining memes, negative points for things Twist likes.
Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Bon Appetit.
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Keeping The Maharg Down Since Jun 18, 2008
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol wut
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Where Cal sports thrive and productivity comes to die
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Finding new and creative ways not to make the Rose Bowl each year
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Building Community By Taunting
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is this supposed to make sense?
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nailed It!
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Where Men are Men and Women are Women and TwistNHook has no purpose
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Parachute Pants and Slap Bracelets
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
That's what she said.
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It makes no sense to us, either
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
The few, the proud, the Bears
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We go to eleven
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We abide
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A real bear, a real color, and our own songs
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Being A Cal Fan Is More Of An Ethos, Really
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Where The PRileytariat Gets Its News
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Home of Karl Dorrel’s moustache
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
If you don't like inside jokes, don't read the comments
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Putting the BLO in blog
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I think Bruins Nation has a secret crush on us
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Where athletic success breeds pessimism
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs
Putting the BLO in blog
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Hippie Free Since September 9, 2008
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
If Pappy Waldorf were alive, he'd post here
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
If Tom Holmoe were alive today, he’d post here.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Irreverent commentary with Irrelevant Humor
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I can haz Roze Bowl?
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
1000 Bears Sitting At Typewriters
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Good-bye, Springfield! From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 7, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Because Cal actually has a real football program now
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Homophobes Not Welcome. Holmoephobes Very Welcome.
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Wanted: Injury Cart Driver, 4.4 Speed, Apply Within.
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Because Doing The Hawk Sideways Is Just More Ferocious
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Calmer Than You Are
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Because Danzig's Videos Aren't Played Just Anywhere
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Shinin 7 Days A Week, 375 Days A Week. SHININ’.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Lowering the value of a UC Berkeley diploma one post at a time
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Faking Journalism since 2006
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Tha 1 Place For Cal Athletics
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Punching hippies in a less leafy setting!
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In Tedford We Trust
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We don’t tuck in our football jerseys.
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Emerald Bowl Before I Die
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
How Many Elements on the Periodic Table are Named After YOUR School?
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Stopping Plate Tectonics Since 2006
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
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Where Winners Post. Along with TwistNHook
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Bringing non sequitors to intercollegiate athletics since 2006
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Maharg just got banned by SBN automatically for making too many posts in a short period of time. Should we work to unban him or just bask in the warming glow of his glowing warmth?
I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Haha! Only if he changes his screen name to The SpaMaharg.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Maharg just got banned by SBN
This one is my favorite one so far.
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
You just wish I’d been banned for commenting on your blog.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NAILED IT!
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, here are the othe rones Maharg couldnt get to before he got BANNED FROM THE ENTIRE SPORTS BLOG NATION NETWORK:
Keeping January 1 open “just in case” since 1961
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Hmmm, this one sucks less than the others.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
All you do is tear down. Why not build up?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the tagline you have now.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, we’ll put it in the rotation. But rec away, people. Rec away!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you totally misinterpreted me. I was recommending Hmmm, this one sucks less than the others as a potential candidate for inclusion in the list of Taglines. I was trying to be constructive and this is the appreciation I get.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it’s a candidate, put it as a separate comment, that way people can rec it accordingly.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
hahaha, sure, Olsy. Sure!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Either by intention or not, this is also a great tagline.
by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, I forgot what I was gonna’ say
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If it weren’t for the BCS, Pac-10 officials, Mack Brown, Pete Carroll, the
Holmoe years, and the financial aid office, everything would make sense
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Still carrying Harry to the ferry
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
A Meme Behind the Rest of the Internet
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This is our domicile
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
A good way to test the scroll wheel on your mouse
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Because Tedford won’t take your calls
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Sort of Theoretically About Cal Sports
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Our football team is good. Our legal team is better.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
No inherent lies in tagline
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
by 408 on Oct 7, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Now 100% Maharg Free!
I’m baaaaack!!!!
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by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This one sucks more than the others.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Recd!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
More accurate than twists taglines.
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
by 408 on Oct 7, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
funny, though i’m not sure i want the google searches that might get directed here…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Oct 7, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, wait. Maybe I meant to post this on the Ayoob/Longshore picture.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We need something Pain Train related.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like to keep it simple:
Pain Train, all aboard! Toot toot!
by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I changed the tagline to one of the ones in here as a try out.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I changed the tagline to one of the ones in here as a try out.
This is my vote for tagline.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
I’m no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!
I thoguht that was your vote.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
After you stood idly by while Hydro cursed me and SBN banned me, you’re dead to me.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
So, does this mean you won’t manage me?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I manage dead people. I also represent dead people.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
Good. Now, make my career happen!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I got you Benji, what else do you want out of me?
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
Explain to my wife why there is a giant gay party going on at our house.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um… Because you invited your friends over again, after she repeatedly has asked you not to.
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Not my fault, I was high on shroms!
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm… shroms sound good.
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so does that make you Paul Bearer?
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Oct 8, 2008 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Talking Cal sports with an enthusiasm actually known to mankind.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds painful.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm, this one sucks less than the others.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
REC'D!
I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.
by yellow fever on Oct 8, 2008 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Question: How many days should it be between revolutions? Should we change it every day? every 3 days? Once a week?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I look forward to the day you offer something of value to us.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, but you may kill flanders.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please tell me someone got that reference.
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
Nobody knows what Kill Flanders means. Why would you hate such a lovely French town?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think some would kill you if they heard you call it a French town.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it Italian?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
From Flemland? Flemistan? Flemsylvania? Flemsville, USA?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that like asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many?
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For the last time…
I DON’T KNOW!
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I, for one, think he does.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I know that, I would also know the answer to life, the universe and everything.
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s obvious, 42, but what is the actual question?
by Finnegan on Oct 7, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy crap!
You just figured out how many licks it takes!
It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"
by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno, every revolution is different. Sometimes the proletariat rises against the czars, other times the colonists oppose taxation without representation. It really just depends on how many revolutions you’re comfortable with, and how long each one takes to begin with.
by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Football Excellence in 3 Dimensions (rugby, soccer, and good ol' American gridiron)
Cal Rugby = perennial national champs
Cal Soccer = two-time defending Pac-10 champs
Cal Football = Pac-10 co-champs in 2006
Can any other school boast that sort of record? All we need to complete the grand slam is to put together a top-shelf Aussie Rules squad. Any takers?
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Oct 10, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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