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CGB - Taglines in the Works

I'm gonna be adding the taglines as individual comments, REC the ones you like the most, and if you have a new idea separate them out so people can vote accordingly. Bonus points for combining memes, negative points for things Twist likes.

Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Kill Flanders. Bon Appetit.

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Keeping The Maharg Down Since Jun 18, 2008

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Building Community By Taunting

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's what she said.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is this thing on?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

We abide

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It don’t matter to Jesus!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

A real bear, a real color, and our own songs

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Man, we really do suck

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

All I got was this stupid blog

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Good-bye, Springfield! From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 7, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because Cal actually has a real football program now

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Calmer Than You Are

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Because Danzig's Videos Aren't Played Just Anywhere

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

LIES!

http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com

by 408 on Oct 7, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mostly Harmless

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Bringing non sequitors to intercollegiate athletics since 2006

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

the basking thing

by GoldBlooded on Oct 7, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha! Only if he changes his screen name to The SpaMaharg.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You just wish I’d been banned for commenting on your blog.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NAILED IT!

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 7, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

All you do is tear down. Why not build up?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like the tagline you have now.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, we’ll put it in the rotation. But rec away, people. Rec away!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, you totally misinterpreted me. I was recommending Hmmm, this one sucks less than the others as a potential candidate for inclusion in the list of Taglines. I was trying to be constructive and this is the appreciation I get.

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If it’s a candidate, put it as a separate comment, that way people can rec it accordingly.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

REC’d!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, sure, Olsy. Sure!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I should read more before I post.

by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I should read more

You could have stopped there.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either by intention or not, this is also a great tagline.

by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, I forgot what I was gonna’ say

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If it weren’t for the BCS, Pac-10 officials, Mack Brown, Pete Carroll, the
Holmoe years, and the financial aid office, everything would make sense

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

No inherent lies in tagline

http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com

by 408 on Oct 7, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now 100% Maharg Free!

I’m baaaaack!!!!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nailed it!

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recd!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More accurate than twists taglines.

http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com

by 408 on Oct 7, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

funny, though i’m not sure i want the google searches that might get directed here…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 7, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, wait. Maybe I meant to post this on the Ayoob/Longshore picture.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 7, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We need something Pain Train related.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like to keep it simple:

Pain Train, all aboard! Toot toot!

by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I changed the tagline to one of the ones in here as a try out.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I changed the tagline to one of the ones in here as a try out.

This is my vote for tagline.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

I thoguht that was your vote.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

After you stood idly by while Hydro cursed me and SBN banned me, you’re dead to me.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, does this mean you won’t manage me?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I manage dead people. I also represent dead people.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Now, make my career happen!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I got you Benji, what else do you want out of me?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain to my wife why there is a giant gay party going on at our house.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Um… Because you invited your friends over again, after she repeatedly has asked you not to.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my fault, I was high on shroms!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mmmm… shroms sound good.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so does that make you Paul Bearer?

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Oct 8, 2008 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Talking Cal sports with an enthusiasm actually known to mankind.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sounds painful.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC'D!

I'm still wondering why the Nets didn't draft Leon Powe.

by yellow fever on Oct 8, 2008 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Question: How many days should it be between revolutions? Should we change it every day? every 3 days? Once a week?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Every new comment on the blog.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to the day you offer something of value to us.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

May I direct you here and here?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but you may kill flanders.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please tell me someone got that reference.

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody knows what Kill Flanders means. Why would you hate such a lovely French town?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think some would kill you if they heard you call it a French town.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is it Italian?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

From Flemland? Flemistan? Flemsylvania? Flemsville, USA?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Will & Grace?

Stanfurd Delendum Est.

by Olsonist on Oct 7, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that like asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How many?

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

For the last time…
I DON’T KNOW!

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But… do you know?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, think he does.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I know that, I would also know the answer to life, the universe and everything.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s obvious, 42, but what is the actual question?

by Finnegan on Oct 7, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap!
You just figured out how many licks it takes!

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 7, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno, every revolution is different. Sometimes the proletariat rises against the czars, other times the colonists oppose taxation without representation. It really just depends on how many revolutions you’re comfortable with, and how long each one takes to begin with.

by sec119 on Oct 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Football Excellence in 3 Dimensions (rugby, soccer, and good ol' American gridiron)

Cal Rugby = perennial national champs
Cal Soccer = two-time defending Pac-10 champs
Cal Football = Pac-10 co-champs in 2006
Can any other school boast that sort of record? All we need to complete the grand slam is to put together a top-shelf Aussie Rules squad. Any takers?

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Oct 10, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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