A Friendly Wager With Addicted To Quack
We have sat down with Addicted To Quack without preconditions. It was very dangerous, but we have hammered out this agreement: Whoever wins the Cal-Oregon game on Saturday, that blog gets to control the other blog's tagline for 1 week.
So, let's think up some funny taglines to use, on the off chance that Cal manages to win this Saturday. And, because we fear the gods of karma, let's also think up funny taglines that AtQ could use if this incredibly solid Oregon team wins. I believe in our creativity. I believe in us.
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Potential good news. Jackson going down could open up additional PT for Dante (formerly known as Daymeion) Hughes…though of course I don’t root for injuries….
He covered Lavelle a few times last week... That was fun to look for
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the Hawk make his first NFL catch and first down...
My buddy said I squealed but I don’t remember doing it.
Taglines for Addicted to Quack...
“Nike swoosh sold separately”
“Where football couture meets (induces) seizure disorder”
“Disney, if you want your Duck back, it’s gonna’ cost ya’”
“We were going to go with the town name Urkel, but we thought Eugene would be cooler”
“Hug that tree, or the Duck is going to kick your ass!”
“If only we could have cool colors like Blue and Gold; they’re a bit less phlegmy”
Couldn’t think of anything for CGB because football here is such a serious business.
Addicted to Quack: Where Tedford-envy lives
by CalBandGreat on Oct 30, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is an excellent idea:
It’s spelled A-d-d-i-c-t-e-d-T-o-F-a-i-l
There’s always next year
If football season ended in October, we be Pac-10 champions every year
I have the “best” secondary in college football and all I got was this lousy stiff-arm from Marshawn
ಠ_ಠ
by Berkelium97 on Oct 30, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I recommend all four.
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh no! Oh no, no!
by CalBandGreat on Oct 30, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ATQ: Where Dan Fouts has seizures after every heartbreaking loss to Cal!
"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock
ATQ: Making CGB Seem Almost Sane By Comparison
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
by 408 on Oct 30, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
These are all great, lets try also to think up some good ones for them to use with us to try to even out the karma.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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CGB: THROW IT AWAY!!!!!!!!
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: “Yeah, our assholes are still sore”
ATQ: “Palin 2012!!!”
ATQ: “No it hasn’t stopped raining yet… stop f***** asking already.”
by danzig on Oct 30, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ATQ: Producing NFL QB Flops Since 1995
Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
Now Go Away.
And Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 30, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In fairness, most of those QB flops were produced by our current head coach.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Oct 30, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SH
Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
Now Go Away.
And Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 30, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: It’s spelled C-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-G-o-l-d-e-n-B-l-o-g-s
ATQ: The only thing uglier than our blog is our unis
ATQ: We’re like CGB, only worse
ATQ: At least Cal fans like us
ATQ: Honestly, we got nothing
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Oct 30, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Second one is great
"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock
by oaktownmario on Oct 30, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: We’ve been Pain Trained
ATQ: In Eugene no one can hear you scream
ATQ: Our mascot may be lame, but … damn
Go Bears!
by SoCal Oski on Oct 30, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
ATQ: “Fire Belloti NOW!!”
ATQ: “Hey Phil… f*** you and your f***ing money!!”
by danzig on Oct 30, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Needs more highlight videos
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
funny you should mention that
I made the UCLA highlight last night… and while I was encoding it my RAID controller burned out… lost everything that was on that 1TB RAID including all my previous highlights, templates, encoding settings and my vimeo username/passwords… i think I was cussing and yelling for about 10min straight.
I did order a new PCI RAID controller and will get it in 2 days…but I’m going to have to rebuild all my templates from scratch… so my UCLA highlight has been delayed yet again for a few days.
In English please...
Seriously though, I’m sorry to hear that. You do a great job.
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope to god that wasn't RAID 0
As they say the 0 in Raid 0 stands for the # of bytes recovered!
In other words, Go Bears!
yes it was a 1TB hardware controlled RAID0… i was too cheap to get a third 500gb drive for RAID1… I lost a ton of movies and TV shows too… painful.
you're giving me convulsions....
That is incredibly painful.
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
From CS61C I remember that RAID basically halves your drive’s life span!
I would love a full blown RAID 5 array but I’m too cheap also :(
In other words, Go Bears!
I’ve heard that but it hasn’t been my experience. This RAID was about 4 years old and only the controller got fried, not the drives… both drives survived fine. I’ll admit though, since i started to edit videos, my power supply died (easy replace) and my RAID controller got fried… vid encoding is damn hardware intensive.
It does not half your life span
But it does increase the likelihood of failure. If either drive fails, the whole thing fails, so your lifespan is the shortest of the two drives. If the controller dies, though, you might be able to put the drives into another controller and get it back – can you pick up another one on eBay or something and try? Did it write junk to the drives?
Do not do RAID0 again. It isn’t worth it (I’m struggling to understand how a third drive would get you RAID1 – are you sure you don’t mean RAID 5? Or would two disks be in RAID1 and the third stand-alone?), just mirror them (RAID1) – drives are too amazingly cheap to lose data to a HDD failure anymore.
whoops, I meant RAID3… it’s been a while since I set up a RAID. My original plan was RAID3, but I ran out of money. Back then a 500gig drive was very expensive.
I’m going to do another RAID0 but backup some key files from now on. My RAID is for torrents and for fast functions like editing…
I have one dedicated drive for my OS, another for files, a RAID for media and a giant backup for daily sync, none of them partitioned… so losing my RAID isn’t the end of the world, but just annoying as hell.
You really are a Cal fan, aren’t you?
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think hes referencing my previous tagline.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I know. I still think he’s a Cal fan at heart.
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Be honest.
You love seeing Patrick Chung eat forearm.
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: “We just noticed our mascot has no dick”
by danzig on Oct 30, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
hahahahahaha
I laughed my ass off at this one…
--www.AddictedToQuack.com, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I dont want to check what Oski is packing. Dont we have pledges to do that?
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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ATQ: “How can you say that? Pac-10 officiating is great.”
ATQ: “The key to our success? We send Phil 3 virgins and 2 free-range goats per month”
ATQ: “We piss wheat grass and shit granola.”
by danzig on Oct 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ATQ: It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
ATQ: We can’t explain why we hate Beavers either
ATQ: Since losing Stegosaurus we haven’t been the same
ATQ: We tried to get rid of JSchufelt and all we got was this lousy TwistNHook
It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.
ATQ: “We know… our girls don’t shave their legs… you get used to it.”
by danzig on Oct 30, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's one
ATQ: Where even Phil Knight can’t buy wins in November.
by ConnorOSU on Oct 30, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ATQ: Why can’t Uncle Phil buy us more quarterbacks?
ATQ: Dedicated to athletics for the University of California, Eugene
by tmoran3020 on Oct 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I like the 2nd one. A lot.
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by Thoroughbred on Oct 30, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd for the second one, very nice.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Oct 30, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: If you are an attractive female, please go to Berkeley instead.
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
Attractive females at Berkeley?
But my wife graduated last year. So, I have NO idea what you are talking about with that.
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Since when do you find banana suits attractive.
by BearsNecessity on Oct 30, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
edit Attractive + Sane
lord knows we have our share of hot+crazy and then some
http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com
CGB: Proof sober stadiums do not produce sober fans.
by CaliforniaBone on Oct 30, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bah, Proof that Sober Stadiums Do Not Produce Sober Fans.
by CaliforniaBone on Oct 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: Our State Produces Nothing Useful Except Kevin Riley
Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
Now Go Away.
And Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 30, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And giant extinct volcanic crater lakes. I GUESS.
Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
Now Go Away.
And Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 30, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So the revised one would be:
ATQ: Our state produces nothing useful except marijuana, christmas trees, beer, giant extinct volcanic crater lakes, and Kevin Riley.
I wanna live there!
It's spelled "S-h-u-T-a-n-k-M-a-r-t-y-r"
by JShufelt on Oct 30, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d
Sheriff of the Welcome Team.
Welcome.
Now Go Away.
And Stop Arguing Nate vs. Kevin.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 30, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: If only Phil Knight was as loaded as T. Boone Pickens
ATQ: We’re sick of losing to f*#@in’ USC, too
ATQ: Move to Oregon. You’ll never have to pump your own gas again!
ATQ: Our wardrobe is even bigger than Sarah Palin’s!!
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Oct 30, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
ATQ: Only 110 miles from beautiful, scenic, amazing…Portland
ATQ: Maybe Ty Willingham is still available?
ATQ: Man, at least Howard landed in Cleavland…
Sorry about the last one, but someone had to get in a Howard the Duck reference.
by Shanchezismediocre on Oct 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
AtQ: What the heck just happened? It's gotta be something."
— Dan Fouts, 2007.
by Montezuma's Revenge on Oct 30, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
ATQ: Cal smoked our only Blount
CGB: Land of Hippies and Holmoes
by Rbbid on Oct 30, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
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