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DBD 10.28.08 Hey, Oregon, your mom called

they said you suck!

HA!  With a dry, cool wit like that I could be an action hero!  But you know, I love to make jokes.  Have fun.  Hardy har har!

But when it comes to college recruiting I am deathly serious.  College recruiting combines two of the most serious things in the world, college sports and the internet. Throw palling around with terrorists in there and you have the most serious thing ever:  UCLA fans.

Anyway, I like to follow the 4 and 5 star players and see where they go.  Especially those elite prep players, like Joe McKnight, Tyrelle Pryor, and, of course, Stegosaurus.

Man, I remember when Stegosaurus was coming out of high school.  Every coach was out there, sweet talking his mother, tail slapping his father.  Slipping some lettuce to the family, on the down low, of course.  I'm not sure why they did that all on the down low, I think you can give people lettuce.  Just not money.  No money.

On official visits, Stegosaurus was feted with everything from spinal plate massages to all you can eat trips to the salad bar.  Really, all you can eat.  Plus, a WHOLE lot of brontosaurus tail, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

I thought we had the inside track on Stegosaurus, I really thought we did.  He loved roaming aimlessly through Strawberry Canyon, foraging for food.  Who amongst us wouldn't, really?  So, I was shocked that he went to Eugene.  I guess it's tough to turn down all that Brontosaurus tail.  And I think he recognized some old friends of his in all those dinosaur bones we store in the Campanile.

But I could see, though, that Stegosaurus chafed sitting on the bench at Oregon.  He wanted to get out there, throw the pigskin, maybe crush a few people under his massive paws.  So, I contacted him, told him how he'd get his chance at Cal.  His chance to shine.  Gave him a dumptruck full of money.

Sure, maybe it was illegal booster contact.  Maybe it was against the law.

But you know what, Stegosaurus is OURS now!  OURS!  We have him Oregon and we ain't giving him back. 

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Via Zoo News

He will lead us to victory on Saturday over Oregon.  He's not happy with the way he was treated up in Oregon.  He was given a PS2, NOT a PS3 like he was promised.  And his apartment sized personal locker was a studio, NOT a junior 1 bedroom, like promised.  He's pissed, he's massive, and he's coming for you Patrick Chung!

GO BEARS!

The Prophet is the Pac10 Defensive PLayer of the Week:

BERKELEY - Sophomore linebacker Mike Mohamed has been named Pac-10 Defensive Player of the Week for his performance in Cal's win over UCLA last Saturday, the conference office announced today.

Mohamed, from Brawley, Calif., keyed the Cal defensive effort in the Bears' 41-20 victory. He had nine solo tackles, including two tackles for loss (-8) and one quarterback sack (-7), and returned an interception 19 yards for a touchdown. The Cal defense limited UCLA to one offensive touchdown, 11 first downs, 16 yards rushing on 22 carries, 253 yards total offense, posted three quarterback sacks (-24) and intercepted four passes, returning two of them for touchdowns.

The other weekly winners were from Oregon - quarterback Jeremiah Masoli and kicker Matt Evensen.

Mohamed is the fifth Bear to receive a Pac-10 honor this season. Jahvid Best claimed the offensive award after rushing for 200 yards at Washington State Sept. 6, Syd'Quan Thompson earned the special teams honor following the Sept. 27 Colorado State game when he returned a punt 73 yards for a touchdown, and both defensive end Cameron Jordan (defense) and punter Bryan Anger (special teams) were recognized following the Bears' victory over Arizona State Oct. 4.

11.1.08, Open Practice for women's b-ball:

BERKELEY -The No. 2 California women's basketball team will hold an open practice on Saturday, Nov. 1, from 8-10 a.m. at Haas Pavilion. The practice session is free and open to the public. Doors to Haas Pavilion will open at 8 a.m. and fans are encouraged to stop by before attending Saturday's Cal football game versus Oregon, which kicks off at 12:30 p.m. at Memorial Stadium.

Fans have three options for transportation to the event and parking: 1. Take public transportation 2. Park in the City of Berkeley Lots on Center Street OR 3. Park on the streets and feed the meters

There are $150 fines for parking in campus lots on Nov. 1. For more information, please contact the Cal marketing office at (510) (510) 642-2444.

Cal women's basketball season tickets and single game tickets are now available for purchase with season tickets starting as low as $50. Tickets can be ordered online anytime at CalBears.com, or by calling the ticket office at (800) GO BEARS, Monday - Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. For any questions or more information go to the Cal Women's Basketball Ticket Page.

Men's bball has FanFest:

Cal fans will get their first opportunity to greet new head coach Mike Montgomery and see his 2008-09 Golden Bears as the men's basketball program will be hosting a Fan Appreciation Day on Wednesday, Oct. 29 from 5-7 p.m. at Haas Pavilion. Montgomery's squad will hold a scrimmage open to the public from 5-6 p.m. Following the scrimmage, fans will have an autograph session with the player and coaches until 7 p.m.

Fans will also have the opportunity to help Cal celebrate its 100th season of men's basketball. Free for the first 250 season ticket holders who attend the scrimmage will be a 100th Season Commemorative mini-basketball that is already signed by Coach Montgomery. The commemorative mini-basketball will be perfect for additional autographs and will not be available at any stores or at any of the other Cal home basketball games. This will be the one-time only opportunity for season ticket holders to get this valuable keepsake.

The Fan Appreciation Night will include activities even the youngest fans will enjoy with bounce houses and an inflatable free throw contest inside Haas Pavilion. The Cal Spirit Teams will be involved with the Mic Men and Cal Dance Team leading the cheers.

Single-game tickets are now available for the general public starting at $10 for most games. For the UCLA, Stanford and Arizona conference games, all seats will be $35. Season tickets and Cal Fan 4-Packs are available and can be ordered online anytime at CalBears.com or by calling the ticket office at (800) Go Bears Monday-Friday from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. For any questions or more information, go to Cal Men's Basketball Ticket Page.

 

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Swimming to take on UDub:

This Week
Seventh-ranked California (1-0) opens its home schedule with a dual meet against Washington (5-0) at 1 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 30, at Spieker Aquatics Complex. This will be a combined meet with the Cal and Washington women.

Bears Rout Tigers, Take 2nd in Pacific Invitational
Olympic gold medalist Nathan Adrian won three events and No. 7 Cal won five races overall on the first day of the Pacific Invitational at Chris Kjeldsen Pool in Stockton, Calif., on Oct. 17. The Bears, who only competed in that day's events in the two-day Tigers' meet, racked up 635 points to 277 for Pacific, which was the only other team competing at the time. Since the Bears did not compete on Oct. 18, they actually finished second to Stanford, which compiled 1006.5 points to win the meet.

Alex Morgan, U-20 National Team:

BERKELEY - California women's soccer sophomore forward Alex Morgan was named to the 20-player roster for the U.S. Under-20 Women's National Team, it was announced Monday by U.S. Soccer and head coach Tony DiCicco. The team will travel to Chile for the 2008 FIFA Under-20 Women's World Cup, which takes places Nov. 19-Dec. 7.

Morgan, who has been actively training with the team since April, has already contributed six goals in games with the U-20 squad. The Diamond Bar, Calif., product has a team-high nine goals for the Golden Bears this season, including one in the 2-0 win over Arizona on Oct. 26. She also has five assists and leads Cal in scoring with 23 points.

The U.S. team was drawn into Group B of the 16-team tournament and will open the World Cup by playing group opponent France on Nov. 19. DiCicco's team then takes on Argentina on Nov. 22, with the United States' first two games occurring at the Estadio Nelson Oyarzun in Chillan, Chile. The team will then play China on Nov. 26 at the Estadio German Becker in Temuco, Chile.

Men's gymnast selected to Pan Am Games:

BERKELEY - California freshman men's gymnast Glen Ishino was named to the U.S. roster for the Pan American Gymnastics Union Individual Event Championships, USA Gymnastics recently announced. Ishino will travel to Rosario, Argentina for the event, which takes place Nov. 19-23.

"We're thrilled to have Glen go and represent the United State and Cal," California head coach Barry Weiner said. "It definitely bodes well for our program. We think he's going to have a great result."

Ishino, who signed a national letter of intent with Cal last fall, finished second at the 2007 Junior Olympic Nationals in the all-around competition and took fifth on floor exercise. At the 2007 U.S. championships, he earned a position on the U.S. Junior National team after taking second in the all-around and finishing first on rings.

He also represented America at the 2007 Junior Pan American Games in Guatemala. Ishino, a native of Santa Ana, Calif., trained at SCATS Gymnastics in Huntington Beach, Calif., and was coached by Grigor Chalikyan and Albert Avchian.

New b-ball recruit:

Cal will be bigger up front in 2009-10 — about 275 pounds bigger.

Coach Mike Montgomery, responding to an immediate need on his frontline, got an oral commitment over the weekend from 6-foot-7, 275-pound post player Markhuri Sanders-Frison, a native of Portland, Ore., who will play this season at South Plains CC in Levelland, Texas.

Sanders-Frison, who visited the Berkeley campus this past weekend, becomes the third member of the Bears’ class of 2009. He joins 6-8 forward Bak Bak, a native of the Sudan, and De La Salle point guard Brandon Smith. The first day of the fall signing period is Nov. 12.

Sanders-Frison played on Jefferson High teams that won three city championships in Portland, then spent a year at the Hebron Academy in Maine. He averaged 10 points and 10 rebounds last year for an Eastern Arizona CC team that went 30-7 and reached the national JC tournament, but transferred to South Plains for this season.

More info on recruit:

I talked this morning with Steve Smith, coach at Oak Hill Academy in Mouth of Wilson, Va., who admitted he has no new insights into where his 6-foot-9 center prospect, Keith Gallon, is headed to college. Smith confirmed that Cal is among Gallon’s three finalists, but said he hadn’t talked to Gallon since the player returned from a weekend recruiting visit to Mississippi State.

Smith said Gallon — rated as the No. 31 prospect in the nation by rivals.com — has waffled a bit between signing with a school during the fall letter-of-intent period that begins Nov. 12 or waiting until the spring. 

Asked about earlier comments by Gallon that he would wait to sign, Smith said, “That’s what he was planning. I’m not sure (what he’s going to do). He talked about signing early, but if he does that means Cal would probably be in a little bit of trouble because he hasn’t had a chance to visit Cal.”

Gallon has talked about making a visit to the Berkeley campus sometime around the Christmas holiday. Cal currently has no scholarships for next year that aren’t spoken for, but that could change by the spring in the event of defections or early graduations.

 

WE HAVE STEGOSAURUS AND YOU DON'T!  WE HAVE STEGOSAURUS AND YOU DON'T!  This is one of those keys to the game that you will know will push the game into our favor.  Dump away!  GO BEARS!

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Just imagine ...

If somehow we could hybridize Stegosaurus with Karl Dorrell’s moustache. We’d rule the world.

Sure, some may say it’s an affront to god, but I say, God, Shmod … I want my Stegoman!

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Oct 28, 2008 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been asking Zoo News for a mustachioed Steosaurus photo, but have received no response.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, some clear unilateralism!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT, but I heard Boise St. coach Gary Peterson

on the KNBR this morning…he sounds impressive. His freshman QB led the state of Washington in passing yards yet UDub and Wazzou passed on him because he’s only 6’ tall. Reminds me of Oregon St’s HB Rodgers who scored the most high school TD’s in Texas. These programs spot talent that has slipped through the cracks and they end up with a lot of good (but flawed) football players.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

do you mean Chris Peterson?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he meant J. Peterman?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris...Gary...J...whatever

it was 6:30 this morning so I was half awake on the way to the BART station

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s sick with a polyp in the duodenum. It’s benign but oooh, still a bastard.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Gary Peterson is a columnist for the CC Times

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks are going to have intense practices leading up to this game:

Oregon implemented a delicate mix of recovery time and physical practices in the two weeks leading up to Saturday’s 54-20 victory at Arizona State.

This week, the Ducks will try to repeat their success on the road, but within a drastically condensed schedule.

Mike Bellotti said Sunday he matched his starting offensive and defensive units against each other more frequently in practices last week, a format that will continue as the newly ranked Ducks prepare to face California on Saturday in Berkeley, Calif., at 12:30 p.m.

"I think we’re going to need to continue that, because that’s the only way we can simulate the speed at which things are going to happen on the field in a game, and have the competitiveness we need to get better," Bellotti said.

Not only do the Ducks not have the luxury of a bye preceding the Cal game, but the 7 p.m. start at ASU led to a 3 a.m. return to Eugene on Sunday that Bellotti said could cause a "hangover" early this week.

Matching up the first units in practice, however, will continue, he said.

"Is there a greater risk of injury? Obviously," Bellotti said. "But is it necessary for our improvement? Yes.

Apparently, the Ducks are getting healthier:


The number of players not in uniform was marginal today as Oregon returned to the practice field to prepare for Saturday’s game at California. Max Unger, Mark Lewis and Jeff Maehl were missing from the starting offense, while Pat Chung and T.J. Ward sat out on defense, but everybody else participated to some extent or another today. Unger, who almost never sits out, was sick.

I didn’t think the offense was particularly sharp today, as the Ducks prepared to face Cal’s odd defensive front.

"We were making a few mental errors on the line just seeing the 3-4, but that’s what Monday’s practice is for," quarterback Jeremiah Masoli.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I love

1. The Hey _, Your Mom Called. . . She said you suck! call and response. In my day, there was a friend of the band named Psycho Steve. And this was a hockey thing. The band would yell “Hey Psycho Steve, the phone’s ringing. . .” and Steve would pick out an opposing hockey player for said taunt. And the band would respond accordingly. I always thought the hockey crowds were the best for clever verbal abuse.

2 We have a player named Bak Bak on the Cal Basketball Team.

by LeonPowe on Oct 28, 2008 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Group Pride Rooted in Insecurity

say it ain’t so!

From screaming baseball fans to political rally-goers, groups that engage in boastful self-aggrandizing may be trying to mask insecurity and low social status.

“Our results suggest that hubristic, pompous displays of group pride might actually be a sign of group insecurity as opposed to a sign of strength,” said researcher Cynthia Pickett, associate professor of psychology at the University of California, Davis.

by ch0ster on Oct 28, 2008 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I used to have low social status

Then James Posey and Kevin Garnett came into my life.

by LeonPowe on Oct 28, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough James Posey and Kevin Garnett only lowered my social status.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Sam Cassell

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by CBKWit on Oct 28, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are people from UC Davis calling me insecure?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like it....

what a hubristic, pompous display of group pride.

by bearsglory on Oct 28, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate group pride SO much rgiht now!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Join the club…

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

They play in the FCS division.

by LeonPowe on Oct 28, 2008 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

And their most well known football player is Just Turnovers O’Sullivan!

Althouhg, to be fair, NAKED VAN!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely enough,
they still beat the Furd in ought-five

...nuh nuh nuh gone

by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

and Aggie fans dominated

the ’furds stands.

UCD-‘furd was supposed to be a home/home…’furd backed out…

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our group pride is so much better than theirs! Our group pride like totaly rocks, and our hubristic pomposity is way more hubristic and pompous!

They are so jealous.

Go Bears!

by SoCal Oski on Oct 28, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAKBAK4LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DONT U JUST ADMIT YOUR JEALOUS OF THE PRIDE?!

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being so group prideful!

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the opposite of proud to be associated with you!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conpride!

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona’s entire recruiting class backs out after Lute Olson retires.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 28, 2008 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Should we go after these guys?

Or should we stick with Bak Bak?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bak Bak

Who’s there?
Bak Bak
No I’m serious.
Baaak Baaak!

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Monty would be interested

in a few AZ recruits. If they are more talented than the status quo I say cut the scholarship players

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, i don’t know anything about recruiting, but one of these guys was rated the No. 2 PG in the nation, and we could certainly use someone like that.

i doubt we get any of these guys, but i think Arizona is in for a tough few years.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 28, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was Bak Bak’s PG ranking?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was rated the 4th best PG in the very competitive Sudan West Athletic Conference. Btw Sudan North Athletic Conference totally blows this year. Did you hear U of Khartoum lost to Mombasa State in double OT? Crazy game.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any photos of this Bak Bak? I wish to gaze upon his visage.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I google imaged Bak Bak and got some not so work friendly images!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just google imaged twistnhook. I want to mill my eyes out with a spoon.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I searched for Spazzy mcGee and my computer burst into flames.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiffin interested in UDub job

I think Kiffin scares me less than Pat Hill.

“The University of Washington is a great job, one that I’m sure a lot of people have an interest in,” Kiffin told The Associated Press while watching Monday Night Football at his home in the Bay Area.

Who should Cal fans fear the most?
Mike Riley? He seems content in Corvallis after he left and came back.
Gary Pinkel? He’s old but he has UDub ties.
Les Miles? UDub President has ties with LSU.
Pat Hill? Yikes. This one scares me.
Gary Peterson? Seattle isn’t Boise.

The thing to be the most worried about it the UDub President who also likes to act like the AD. The AD is his buddy a certified “Yes man.” I think they’re looking for a big splash here and franly they need it. I want UDub to be good but not beat Cal and occasionally knock off Oregon and $C. Is that too much to ask?

Husky football was dominant in the early 90’s. The school needs buts in the seats to help pay for Husky stadium renovations.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Tedford's rumored again

Well…that didn’t take long. ‘04 UDub and ’08 UDub are incomparable. I’m more worried about “bigger” programs like Michigan before Rich Rod. Ibid Mike Riley.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that groundbreaking has occurred, isn’t it going to cost UW even more $$$ to buy out Tedford? I thought I remember something in his contract which said something like how once the groundbreaking starts, if Tedford leaves it’ll cost him (or the team that lures JT away) a large sum of money .

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by HydroTech on Oct 28, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a very brief summary of Tedford’s contract – thanks to OaktownMario (Praise be to Tedford that we have at least one competent attorney on the blog).

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by HydroTech on Oct 28, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly OT

how come so many law students don’t pass the bar? I think I saw 60% fail. Is it a bad curriculum set up? Should they have 4 years instead of 3? Shouldn’t “professional” school students pass professional exams upon completing law school?

Even the med school boards have like 80% of the students passing! What’s the deal?

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve met some law students, right? 60% are douchenozzles, easily.

by zoonews on Oct 28, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

true...with their high heels

and backpacks-with-wheels

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 60% douchenozzles? More like 90%.

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by HydroTech on Oct 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Twist was one of the biggest douchenozzles when he was in law school.

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by HydroTech on Oct 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard you are failing baking and doing very poorly in basting.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the difference between a douchenozzle and a douchespigot?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, firstly, its state by state. Some states have high bar passage rates. Others dont.

Several thoughts:

1. Law school in no way helps you for the bar
2. The bar prep all takes place within 2 months prior to the bar
3. The bar is an 18 hour 3 day test. Yes, an 18 hour 3 day test. So, a lot of passing has less to do with knowing the stuff an dmore staying focused and alert. Not freaking out too much.

Moreover, ask yourself, this is supposed to weed out unqualified applicants. Do you want a high passage rate or a low passage rate?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't law school stop accepting such

douchebags and make that the rate limiting step? That’s a lot of wasted tuition $.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firstly, I dont see how being a doosh has any relevance here, besides the always delightful irreverence that we share.

Secondly, law schools want to make money. Sure, they cant take everybody bc thatd hurt their prestige. Nonetheless….

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it won't ever change

as long as the 60% that fail and the 40% that pass are happy with the process.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is happy with the process. But it is what it is.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thirdly, they are douchenozzles.

by zoonews on Oct 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 3 day test sounds tough though

I think the CPA certification is a 3 day test too.

US Medical Licensing Exams is a multi-day test too. They just spread it out over 4-6 years. Would that be better for law students? I just can’t believe how much tuition money is wasted.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, I find myself agreeing with what Twist says

and would add that Law School does NOTHING to help you prepare for the taking of the test. Yes you learn some of the subject matter but by and large the Bar Exam is about test taking skills. Some people just aren’t good at the actual test taking, even though they may be very bright legal thinkers.

I think also the Bar Exam is a crappy indicator of whether you are smart enough to be a lawyer. I’ve met some of the stupidest people in my life in law school/court rooms. Seriously. I saw a guy argue to the judge that negotiations between his client and the defendants “got all out of whack” after “this lunch thing-a-ma-jig meeting they had.”

But to echo Twist’s comments, the Bar Exam is about limiting the number of people who practice law really. And it seems to me it needs to do a better job of that. Why stop at 50, I want 90 failure! No more abogados pendejos!

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if law school and the bar exam have nothing to do with each other...

could i just take the bar exam without bothering with law school? besides the fact that no one would hire me, what would stop me from going that route? what, then, is law school good for?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend is thinking of going into construction law

and is studying for the LSATs. She wants to go to some school like JFK. I don’t think she even knows what she’s getting into.

She just realizes that her bachelor’s degree has a low ceiling and needs to do something else…

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

there is a process where you can go through some type of “apprenticeship program” that is certified through the state bar where you work with an attorney “sponsor”/employer but still study “independently.” The “sponsor” is supposed to help you learn the “subjects” that would be covered on the bar exam. However, you have to do it through the Bar, submit reports, and take and pass the “baby bar exam” after your 1st year. The “baby bar” is a one day version of the bar. I think this is a 4 year process and at the end of the 4 years you can then take the bar exam. I know a couple of people who did this . . .

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also say the same thing about the practice of law. Law school teaches you nothing about that, either.

Law school exists solely to shake down students for tons of money, while giving them reasons to stave off the real world.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, your comments are making sense today . . .

what happened to you?

Did that gorilla take over your account? I know it can’t be TuckNJersey . . . for obvious reasons . . .

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penis penis? Vagina vagina?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're back. O thank goodness!

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I never left, baby!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so ****ing true

—A first year law student

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by PaulThomas on Oct 28, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome PT

come check this place out more often! This blog is up and coming and has less douchenozzles than AN

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We up and came like 2 weeks ago. Sorry! Now, we are just resting.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 29, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

most of these types of exams have

a low pass rate.

they are tests of “minimum competence” The one I took (Geology) has a bout a 30% pass rate.

my view is that most of the folks who fail do not prepare to take the test offered, but either don’t prepare, or prepare for something else. In the Geology exam, many folks fail because they answer what they know about a subject rather than the specific question asked about that subject.

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by Rocksanddirt on Oct 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great user name considering your field of study/work!

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to take an oral qualifying exam after year 2

for my chem Ph.D. Most people pass (in a P/F system). You can pass or you can pass well. If you pass well you get an “in” with up to 5 professors in addition to your advisor. Excellent letters of recommendation, in my field, go along way. So while most people pass, few pass and impress their committee.

In my field…getting the right job is the rate determining step.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your comments about "oral exams"

and “getting in” with professors seem a bit orgie-ish and pornographic. I’m not sure they’re proper for this family oriented blog.

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit...I can't win...I can't win!

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that kind of site Rocksanddirt

you need to visit more Official Porn Sites.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

can Tedford get tenure already?

Let’s make this guy the highest paid UC employee coach ever!

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scariest

Brought it up already, but Will Muschamp, DC of Texas.

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

everytime I think Will Muschamp

I envision Brent Musberger. Is that weird?

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Youtube Will Muschamp. Hopefully that will replace the image of Brent in your mind.

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that because Brent couldn’t get off his jock the entire UT-OU game?

...nuh nuh nuh gone

by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's more like

a name association…Musberger and Muschamp are damn near equivalent in my UC Davis brain.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe because the burger is the champ

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

CCTimes on Cal’s defense:

It’s clear just from watching the Bears play this season that there has been a renewed focus on winning the turnover battle. But it was even clearer earlier. Since the first day of training camp, Cal has spent the first few periods of practice going through a turnover circuit, with players moving from station to station across the field to participate in turnover-minded drills.
Coach Jeff Tedford placed a greater emphasis on winning the turnover war this season after hashing over the stats. During his first six years at Cal, the Bears were 28-2 when they win the battle, 10-18 when they lose it and 12-6 when it’s even.
Defensive coordinator Bob Gregory said there are a few reasons the Bears have had so much success with turnovers this season, especially interceptions. One is Cal’s switch to the 3-4 base defense.
“We have some good players,” Gregory said. “The 3-4 has helped us a little bit. Certainly, pressure on the quarterback out of the 3-4 has helped.”
Cal is on pace to break the school record of 23 interceptions in a season, set in 1953.


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by Berkelium97 on Oct 28, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking more like the Aflac duck

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering how Cal's "5-2" esque 3-4 scheme

will look against Oregon’s spread. If Oregon’s receivers are too fast then we can’t have that many ’backers on the field and more Chris Conte et al.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing,

but Masoli hasn’t shown much in the way of downfield passing ability. Our D-backs should be up to the job.

by bearsglory on Oct 28, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly is a good OC though

say they have 1 fast wideout and line him up in the slot with 2 WRs on each side of the line. We’d put SydGod or Hagan on him I think. then the OLB and the safety in the have to cover the “widest” wide receiver…sounds exploitable. I’m thinking more 3-3-5 this week in 4 WR sets and 3-4 in 3 wide sets.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how you define “fast”.

I would say Jaison Williams, Terrance Scott, and Chris Harper are all deep threats with good speed.
Ed Dickson, Jeff Maehl, and Aaron Pflugrad are possession guys.

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by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

mike thomas is fast

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It didnt matter whether Mike Thomas was fast. We couldnt tackle the shmoe!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's true or Antoneaklfmsfnint

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they are only deep threats if the QB is willing to throw down field. (Masoli doesn’t do this often, but he has gone deep a few times. If Roper is in, he’ll never throw deep.)

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by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if Stegosaurus is in.

OH WAIT I FORGOT HES OURS NOW. HES ALL OURS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Darron Thomas is the new Stegosaurus, only younger.

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That actually makes sense, because Stegosaurus loved drag racing.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

you people are into dinoeality aren't u?

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s your view on Chris Maehl and Terrance Pfulgrad, then?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stegosaurus’ go-to guys when he was at Oregon.

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by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

who's going to fumble like Colvin this year?

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, lets try to be nice to our interloper. You dont want the karmic retribution when Riley takes on OSU ina few weeks.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

true (carp sees TnH blaming him for OSU loss)

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

J-Will

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he answers!

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the Oregon-UCLA game 2 weeks ago. It mostly consisted of Masoli running. Not the RBs running. Not Masoli passing. I wonder if thatll be the same game plan against Cal.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That game was utter crap...

If we have QB play like that…we will lose.

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by jtlight on Oct 28, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt get an opportunity to watch Oregon-ASU. Was Masoli’s play much different? You guys hung like 50 on em, so I have to think it was.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't do a ton...

but he didn’t really have to. Ran for almost 90, threw for 150. Made some good 3rd down conversions. None of our players stood out…but we hung over 50 on em. Those game are so frustrating. ;)

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by jtlight on Oct 28, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah, I guess its a game that says more about ASU tha Oregon. Kind of like playing WSU.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASU is really bad...

They just rolled over and died (minus an interception returned to the 1)

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by jtlight on Oct 28, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you guys gave up an interception returned to the 1. This should be SO EASY!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes… very easy…

In fact, Cal will show they are #1 and throw 120 points on Oregon, with 60 of the points coming off of 30 safeties.

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by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 30 safeties? Don’t insult our defense like that!

Then again, given that the Pac10 Refs have taken 2 safeties from us, it saddens me greatly.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck? My post appears before yours, yet the timestamp reads a minute later.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, mine appeared before you.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf now they got switched. You’re pulling some shady stuff behind the scenes, Twist, and you cannot hide from it. Either that or I’ve discovered a hole in the space-time fabric.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, the latter.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeties do not get called for Cal.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t had any against Oregon yet!

I think the refs will be torn though – on which team they hate the most.

Anyone know how to send them a cheesecake?

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by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried they will look the same against oregon

as they did against U of A. Of course Masoli runs more than Tuitama so I don’t know if that helps or hurts, but I am definitely concerned with the spread, which Gregory has had problem with in the past (cough Tex cough Tech cough cough).

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

(carp passes out upon being reminded of T-Tech)

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess we shouldn't post pictures of Mack Brown holding a telephone?

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

(carp starts seizing)

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you seizing? I hope its not real property pursuant to eminent domain.

Damn you city of New Haven! Damn you!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zoonews, where are you with your photshop skilz when we need them?

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we could have controlled the spread more at Arizona if we had better executed our tackles. They were running a lot and throwing a lot of those sideline passes to Mike Thomas. I know we gave up 40+ against Arizona and that looks bad. I dont disagree.

But I think if we executed, that could have been a lot less. Moreover, I think that at home, we will execute. Im not saying that we are going to dominate Oregon, far from it. But just that the problem at Arizona was not as much the scheme as it was the execution of the scheme.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the corners and Syd, yes Syd had bad games at U of A

Too many long pass plays . .

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Syd gave up a bad TD to start the 2H that basically turned the game. That sucked, but he was 1-on-1 against their best WR. They leave him out there a lot like that, and he usually comes through.

The D has looked awesome at home, not so awesome on the road. We do execute better at home. I would be really surprised if Oregon puts up 40. I think this one might actually be low scoring.

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by OskiMonsta on Oct 28, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall him giving up more than 1 big play and he got bailed out

on another by a bad no interference call on another play where he blew the coverage and pulled on the player’s shoulder well before the ball was touched.

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's not forget that the game is at

Memorial, which seems to give our D superpowers. As for the spread, we definitely handle running spread teams (Oregon 2007) better than passing spread teams, so that should work to our advantage.

by bearsglory on Oct 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...home games

boost our D efforts…just like in NCAA Football 09 when they get “Motivational Points.”

College football is about emotion…I’ll be there fired up and ready to eat some duck!

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I misread your last line in a way that could have been potentialy embarrassing for you.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea WTF is it with NCAA 09

where all kinds of weird shit happens at away games. I recently recovered three fumbles on sacks against Maryland and all of them got reviewed and overturned even though the replays show the QB or RB was on his feet when the ball came out.

And I can never make a damn stop on 3rd down on away games. Even if it is 3rd and 47! WTF EA Sports???!!!

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you use Cover 3/4 defense in 3rd and a mile situations?

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No nickel or dime, depending on the # of receivers

but I do find the 3-4 to only work in running situations.

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and I use cover 2 mostly? Is Cover 3 or 4 better?

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cover 3/4 is better for long yardage

since you’ll have 3 or 4 people in deep coverage instead of 2

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by CBKWit on Oct 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Cover 2 man

with the corners and safeties up (ballsy) on anything less than 10 yards to go for a first down

If it’s longer than that I may still play man coverage without the safeties or corners up.

If it’s hella long, I use Cover 3/4 zone out of any one of 3-4, nickel, dime, quarter, half dollar, silver dollar, and rubel packages.

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by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old dusty link: Scott Fujita

I know this is an old link, but I remember the story at odd times. I’m a sucker for the Cal players from 2000-2004 in particular, and even though it took me a couple years to realize that Scott Fujita is not actually Japanese, I still like him a lot. And Joe Igber! I like that guy too.

by kolwave on Oct 28, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Great story, Kolwave. I really loved it.

Made me feel bad for laughing at Scott Fujita so much for threatening to beat my friend up for bringing a “Fire Holmoe” sign to a game in 2001.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd!

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by AndBears on Oct 28, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist wears a banana suit???!!!!??

I always thought he looked like this:

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is my look of anguish.

So much anguish.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't lie!

That is your look when Nate comes into the game.

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We appear to be in agreement.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was laughing at him from far away. I mean REALLY far away.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok. So, for all intents and purposes, he wasn’t aware of your laughter. I’m going to dial down the “wow, Twist is a badass” sense of awe to its normal level.

by kolwave on Oct 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The normal level of “wow, Twist is a badass” sense of awe? Are you sure that’s not just nothing?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to spare your feeling(s)

by kolwave on Oct 28, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have feelings?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

anguish, remember?

by kolwave on Oct 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try not to.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me how Stegosaurus catches, grips and throws the ball

without the use of thumbs or digits as we know them?

Is it just his sheer athletic ability or does he have football magnets on those hands?

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude, he was a 5 star recruit. His athletic ability is very sheer! Very!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

with sticky gecko toe?

by kolwave on Oct 28, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

wedged between his tailspikes?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that I wrote “Hey Oregon your mom called, they said you suck.”

That is some poor grammar right there. And on the internet no less!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I saw that but since you're an endangered gorilla I let it slide . .

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by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the finest private schools in all of Gorrilasylvania!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so you're one of those uppity gorillas

that thinks the education you would have received in the jungle is to basic for you? I bet you support jungle-to-private-school vouchers too!

"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock

by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

"too basic" . . . duh!

"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock

by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, GU is a pretty good school

I didn’t have the grades, so I wound up at G State.

by bearsglory on Oct 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO FIGHTING TARZANS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the OOC rivalry game against U of Orangutania

Too bad the Prime-8 conference is so down this year…

...nuh nuh nuh gone

by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL! Prime-8!

"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock

by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the waitress! Dont forget to tip your chicken and fish.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, being a bad mom!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean I don’t have more than one?

It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote Riley on Prop 8?

by sec119 on Oct 28, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scout assessment of where Cal stands at this point

Here

-Cal should be better than this
My kingdom for a quarterback.

If only the Bears had the semblance of a consistent passing attack, they would be headed toward another de facto Pac-10 title game against USC.

Gigantic elbow wrap and all, Jahvid Best is a force of nature as the sophomore tailback had 115 yards and a touchdown against UCLA.

Corner Syd’Quan Thompson is the best player in the conference no one knows about and Michael Mohamed is an unsung playmaker in an already loaded linebacking corps.

Everything was in place for a breakthrough season, expect the man under center. Take away a successful flea flicker and sophomore Kevin Riley had exactly 100 yards passing.
Abysmal quarterback play has failed this veteran Cal team.

I guess I mostly agree except that I’d put less emphasis on the QB and a bit more on the play of the D on the road.

I may not be a funny bastard, but at least I'm a bastard.

by OskiMonsta on Oct 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

And my kindgom for editing rights.

I may not be a funny bastard, but at least I'm a bastard.

by OskiMonsta on Oct 28, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, when do we get our cut?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Does SBN have a suggestion box?

One thing I’d like to see is a little more flexibility allowed in page formatting. It seems a little archaic, given the vast possibilities with layout and design of websites, to constrain each SBN blog to a standard look. Compared to a newspaper, where every square inch is rigidly apportioned based on column length, photos, and ads, I think a blog should be able to format (more or less) as it likes.

However, I realize what SBN is doing: by making its blogs conform to one standard, it can brand itself. The instant someone clicks on a particular SBN blog they know that it is an SBN blog, which is held to higher standards and practices than other blogs, and not some rebel. People know they’re getting a certain level of quality, just like when people buy Nike shoes.

Still, I think a little more formatting flexibility would be prudent given the huge space for creative webpage design.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your second paragraph defeats your first!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the third combines with the first to sack the 2nd.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there is a decent amount of flexibility. We can put up our icon, change the taglines et al.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

mere metaphorical drops in the design possibilities bucket…

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats more important? Cal sports or design possibilities?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Cal sports, duh…

I’m just saying that constricting style on the internet is like taking a date to a 5-star restaurant and eating plain oatmeal.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I’m saying is creating a strong brand on the internet is like taking a date to a 5-star restaurant and then you have a strong brand on the internet.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but no sex with the date.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh...
"Jim’s got a very strong product, and I also believe there’s some TV content that can be pulled out of this," Lazarus said. "He definitely has a chance to monetize this really well. It’s real fanatic stuff [on the network]. There’s definitely a certain intelligence to the content."

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming the certain intelligence is… low

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penis Penis? Vagina vagina?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Recommended.

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by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're all quitters over there

"You can have the alimony. But I want some pussy payments!" - Chris Rock

by oaktownmario on Oct 28, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not! That’s ridicu – Oh… gotta run!

It's spelled "S-h-u-B-l-o-g-g-e-r"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having fun in that thread.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have noticed this… Maybe you should reference Colvin’s fumble now…

Hit them where it hurts

...nuh nuh nuh gone

by Thoroughbred on Oct 28, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a stinger. But it’s not “Dixon on the ground holding his knee” bad.

It's spelled "S-h-u-B-l-o-g-g-e-r"

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riley starting vs. Oregon

http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/2008/10/28/football-quick-update/

obligatory: ZOMZGOMZOGMZOGZOGMOZGMOZMGOZMOZMGOZMGOMZOGMZOGMOZMGOMZOGMOZGMOZMGOZ

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 28, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Tedford

Praise be to Tedford!

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Oct 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you bak bak.

Praise Be To Bak bak!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you CaliSeth!

Praise be to CaliSeth!

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by HydroTech on Oct 28, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bak Bak>CaliSeth!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 28, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm embarrassed to ask...

… but who is Stegosaurus, and why has he been dubbed thusly? I know I’ll have to pay some extra dues to the Jeff Tedford fund for this question, but I want to be fully educated before the game this weekend.

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2008 8:29 AM PDT reply actions  

History In The Making.

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest

I still don’t get it but I’ll go with it. Sorry to be thick.

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the origin of Stegosaurus as a QB. Then, people sort of went with it.

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got it thanks.

Perhaps I’m too old any more… sigh… nevertheless… GO BEARS!!!

by LovinBlue on Oct 30, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAT??? Someone doesn’t understand an inside joke on this blog? What is the world coming to?

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

by Maharg on Oct 30, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stegosaurus was the best player to ever wear a duck uniform. The details are a bit sketchy, but he eventually defected and either played for Cal, or played for Cal and Oregon.

He’s not the fastest player, but he got the job done, and was a bitch to tackle. One should look to Stegosaurus as THE model QB/ATH.

It's spelled "S-h-u-T-a-n-k-M-a-r-t-y-r"

by JShufelt on Oct 30, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

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