A Hearty Pre-Congratulations, Bears Fans!
by CV3000 on Oct 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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PrintFrom the desk of your dear comrade, the Fun Czar of Beaver Nation:
Bears fans, you're in luck this weekend!
Why is that? It's because when the visitors from the Fertile Crescent of Methamphetamines come to visit this Saturday, the first day of November, you will get to play one of the wimpiest, most useless end of season football programs in the entire nation.
It is this time of year when their lack of depth & talent, particularly on defense, expose them for what they really are--football garbage. You see--unlike Cal--their epic collapse of 2007 was no fluke:
In the past 4 Novembers, the university of oregon have won a total of 5 games.
Enjoy your guaranteed victory, dearest comrades!
The Fun Czar Says: Don't be that 1.25 team, Bears!
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Given that off-field smack talking CLEARLY effects on-field action, nothing good can come of this!
I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!
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We’re gonna lose AND I can’t spell? Great. Just great!
I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!
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YE GOTZ NUH GRAMMERS EITHER.
But you are the President… of hittin’ that ass, bruh
...nuh nuh nuh gone
by Thoroughbred on Oct 27, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Judging by the tough opponents we have coming up in this November… I’m not sure we’re going to avoid from making three into four… or more.
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You’re a bastion of positivity…
...nuh nuh nuh gone
by Thoroughbred on Oct 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why cant we play them EVERY week?
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You could!
If you go to school there they have this really neat program where ANYone can be their scout team quarterback. Then you could play against the Cougars every week!
The good news is that their first 2 quarterbacks broke their backs, but the 3rd string is doing just fine!
Well, you are playing a Cal team who is 3-6 in its last three Novembers. That is partially skewed by the fact that we have played USC in November each of those years, but November is generally a month when we do poorly.
ಠ_ಠ
Nice try though, CV
I like the yellow helmets!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
Pre-congratulations work so well...
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/4/607610/apparently-we-re-playing-f
I like the yellow helmets!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I moved in IMMEDIATELY to stop the karma here in its tracks.
We cannot allow this Beaver Outsider to hurt Cal’s chances against Oregon. Those Oregonians are working together.
THEY CAN’T BE TRUSTED! THEY COME FROM THE LAND OF PERPETUAL RAIN!
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The simple idea of Beavers wanting to work with a Duck, much less more than one, is simply preposterous.
It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"
I think it’s a conspiracy. Further, we have determined that you are the mole and we are voting you off of the island tonight.
And it’s unclear whether JShuDuck (IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME!) isn’t smarter than a 5th grader!
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I’ll take “Continuing the Joke” for 800, Alex
...nuh nuh nuh gone
by Thoroughbred on Oct 27, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that’s funny! That’s really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I’ve, I’ve never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You’re the first. I’ve never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that’s what she says on the show right? Isn’t it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you’ve taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That’s so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we’re hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you’re so funny!
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Oh – and full disclosure:
If it means a win for Oregon, I will wholeheartedly work with Oregon State to achieve this, unless it means we have to throw a game. I would even sell my soul to the devil for a Rose Bowl win. (Except I did that earlier for a Klondike Bar.)
It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"
And how was that Klondike Bar?
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By the way… how come nobody noticed the obvious joke about premature congratulations?
It's spelled "S-h-u-D-u-c-k"
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