From the desk of your dear comrade, the Fun Czar of Beaver Nation:
Bears fans, you're in luck this weekend!
Why is that? It's because when the visitors from the Fertile Crescent of Methamphetamines come to visit this Saturday, the first day of November, you will get to play one of the wimpiest, most useless end of season football programs in the entire nation.
It is this time of year when their lack of depth & talent, particularly on defense, expose them for what they really are--football garbage. You see--unlike Cal--their epic collapse of 2007 was no fluke:
In the past 4 Novembers, the university of oregon have won a total of 5 games.
Enjoy your guaranteed victory, dearest comrades!
The Fun Czar Says: Don't be that 1.25 team, Bears!
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